Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)

[mszee]

Can I have a nice chilled glass of White Zinfandel please? Either a Gallo or a Blossom Hill.... and yes, I know it's not the best quality wine in the world, but it's what I like, so there!

We are not here to judge - we're here to serve and protect...

Here is you wine, my lady...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/71/White_Wine_Glas.jpg

[Caelan]

ff one cold water please...and do you have any asperine here..I could need on or two..with the headache over here..:?

[mszee]

ff one cold water please...and do you have any asperine here..I could need on or two..with the headache over here..:?

Oh my dear lord...headache isn't good...this should work:

http://www.inmagine.com/thumbnails/photodisc/pdre019/pdre019353.jpg

[Hypnobabe]

Thanks very much, that went down a treat... I assume it's the special hangover free stuff?

[mszee]

Thanks very much, that went down a treat... I assume it's the special hangover free stuff?

Oh we only sell stuff that increases your fun level...no hangover products in this pub!!!

[Caelan]

Oh my dear lord...headache isn't good...this should work:

http://www.inmagine.com/thumbnails/photodisc/pdre019/pdre019353.jpg

thanks hun..it's getting better already after a few of these.:D

[mszee]

thanks hun..it's getting better already after a few of these.:D

It's magic!!!

[Caelan]

It's magic!!!

everything out here is magic..thats the best..:D.

[mszee]

everything out here is magic..thats the best..:D.

Yes it is and it rocks!!!

[Rockette]

:rly: So where is the Mod God lately? I haven't seen his head bobbing up much around here lately.

Hey, FM! How about a quiet drink? Maybe I have something you might be interested in. ;) Keep the mind out of the butter ..... err gutter. :D

[sunneke]

can i have a strong caffee please??? i really need to wake up

[Hypnobabe]

Drinks are on me today, special birthday treat for everyone!

:hic: :hic: :hic: :hic:

[L96]

Huh. Look out, they dispense drugs here, but object to firearms.

I'll take a beer, though, thanks, Hyppie!

[mszee]

can i have a strong caffee please??? i really need to wake up

One strong coffee coming up!!! The strongest one yet!

[mszee]

Huh. Look out, they dispense drugs here, but object to firearms.

I'll take a beer, though, thanks, Hyppie!

Those are legal drugs, dear...

Here's your beer...enjoy!

[mszee]

Drinks are on me today, special birthday treat for everyone!

:hic: :hic: :hic: :hic:

And for you...house special...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/663.jpg


http://media.mlxxfc.net/celebration-cakes.jpg

Happy Birthday!!!

[L96]

Those are legal drugs, dear...

Here's your beer...enjoy!

Legality is merely a minor hitch designed to prevent society enjoying themselves whilst lining the pockets of the not-poor.

One drink that can be set on fire, please. :D

[hayley]

hmmm sambuca set of fire is good :hic:

[mszee]

Here you go...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/sambuca-latinae.jpg

[Caelan]

good morning..

one coffee please black with a little sugar

[Rockette]

A tea totaller in a pub???????

[Hypnobabe]

Could I have a couple of pots of aspirin and a darkened room please?

[The Flying Mouse]

:rly: So where is the Mod God lately? I haven't seen his head bobbing up much around here lately.

Hey, FM! How about a quiet drink? Maybe I have something you might be interested in. ;) Keep the mind out of the butter ..... err gutter. :D

:twisted: Mod god always here.

Fraid I don't do "quiet" :lmao:

Something of interest?

You mean keep the change? :mrgreen:

[The Flying Mouse]

Legality is merely a minor hitch designed to prevent society enjoying themselves whilst lining the pockets of the not-poor.

One drink that can be set on fire, please. :D

:twisted: No illegal drugs on premisis please. :shock:

Something that can be set on fire? :roll:


*pours glass of lighter fluid*

[The Flying Mouse]

Could I have a couple of pots of aspirin and a darkened room please?

:twisted: *hands over asprin and points down hall to darkened room coridor*

[sunneke]

:shock: :??: :??: don't tell me this has turned in to a darkroom:shock: :shock:


I'm outta here:shock:

[mszee]

:shock: :??: :??: don't tell me this has turned in to a darkroom:shock: :shock:


I'm outta here:shock:

Oh no no no no no...

Darkroom is down the hallway for people with migraine...here...you see the light...

Can't you see the light???

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted:

Look, :idea: <------- Light.

Right, that's that taken care of, who wants to buy beer? :mrgreen:

[mszee]

:twisted:

Look, :idea: <------- Light.

Right, that's that taken care of, who wants to buy beer? :mrgreen:

Thank you, darling...

:D :heart: :mrgreen:

Don't have any light bulbs at my second job...eck...

[sunneke]

Oh no no no no no...

Darkroom is down the hallway for people with migraine...here...you see the light...

Can't you see the light???


so a darkroom for people with migraine:??: :??: :??: omy this is a well a something new:shock:

[mszee]

so a darkroom for people with migraine:??: :??: :??: omy this is a well a something new:shock:

We are a very innovative pub...we administer to all kinds of ailments...

Would you like a drink, madam? Will cure any ailment...

[JanT]

Strong cup of tea please, four sugars.:hic:

[Rockette]

:twisted: Mod god always here.

Fraid I don't do "quiet" :lmao:

Something of interest?

You mean keep the change? :mrgreen:

:shock: Yes, well the memory's not good these days. I kinda forgot the question. :D

[sunneke]

can i have a cold beer please????? after beeing the whole morning with docters, hospital and for crying out loud also the dentist, i really need one!!!!!!!! (or two)

[L96]

We are a very innovative pub...we administer to all kinds of ailments...

Would you like a drink, madam? Will cure any ailment...

I have an ailment. It's a terrible need for some heavy duty firepower. Scotch will suffice in the interim, however, please. :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Free ice cream with every beer today :mrgreen:
Need it in this weather :lol:

[mszee]

Let's see...

Strong tea, beer and scotch...coming up...

Guvn'r is too hot to serve today...

[mszee]

And this is for the Master and Commander...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/FOR_NEIL.jpg

Here, hun...


:D :heart: :mrgreen:

[Caelan]

hmm one icecream please.. vanilla /chocolate

[mszee]

hmm one icecream please.. vanilla /chocolate

Hi, Caelan, how are you...here is your ice cream!!!

Enjoy!!!

[mszee]

I have an ailment. It's a terrible need for some heavy duty firepower. Scotch will suffice in the interim, however, please. :D

Lotus...make love...not war...

*Gives Lotus a peck on a cheek*

[The Flying Mouse]

And this is for the Master and Commander...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/FOR_NEIL.jpg

Here, hun...


:D :heart: :mrgreen:

:twisted: Thank you dear :mrgreen:

[mszee]

:twisted: Thank you dear :mrgreen:

Go have a lay down, darling...I'll take care of the pub...

[Caelan]

thank you MsZee that taste really good with the hot weather:D

[mszee]

thank you MsZee that taste really good with the hot weather:D

It's 100 degrees here today and it feels like way over the 100...I know how you feel...my car felt like an oven last afternoon...

[Caelan]

It's 100 degrees here today and it feels like way over the 100...I know how you feel...my car felt like an oven last afternoon...

Yeah same weather all ocer the world as it seems..

ohh I'll forget my diet for a couple of days...one more icecream please..

[mszee]

Yeah same weather all ocer the world as it seems..

ohh I'll forget my diet for a couple of days...one more icecream please..

Diet...shmiet...I think I'll have ice cream for dinner today...

Here you go...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/ice_cream.jpg

Enjoy!!!

[hayley]

did someone say ice cream??:D :drool:

[mszee]

What the heck...Ice cream cake for everyone!!!

On the house...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/cake_cream.jpg

With love from Mr. and Mrs. Mousie...

[mszee]

did someone say ice cream??:D :drool:

Help yourself!!!

[mszee]

And another one...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/ice-cream-415-121.jpg

Enjoy all!!!

[sunneke]

goodness that ice is COLD


the MsMouse club rocks!!!!!!!!!


---------> looking for a hot chocolate to warm up <-----------

[mszee]

goodness that ice is COLD


the MsMouse club rocks!!!!!!!!!


---------> looking for a hot chocolate to warm up <-----------

Oh yeah...we definitely rock here!!!

Here is your hot chocolate, my lady...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/hotchoc.jpg

[Ankie]

Still some of that delicious looking Strawberry Ice cream left?

[mszee]

Still some of that delicious looking Strawberry Ice cream left?

But, of course, dear friend...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/straw.jpg

Enjoy!!!

[Ankie]

Thank you!!!

not able to talk for a while, need some time to ENJOY this

[mszee]

Thank you!!!

not able to talk for a while, need some time to ENJOY this

We'll have enough time to talk when you stop next time for a drink!!!

Just enjoy your ice cream for now!!!

[sunneke]

mmmmmmmm iff you where Dutch i would say that you deserve a lintje... don't know the translation for this, but is something given by the queen for people who did something real good for the people.......

[mszee]

mmmmmmmm iff you where Dutch i would say that you deserve a lintje... don't know the translation for this, but is something given by the queen for people who did something real good for the people.......

Oh my god...you're making me blush...:oops:

Thank you so very much for your kind words...

The next drink is on the house (yes, flattery will get you EVERYWHERE!!!)

What will be your pleasure???

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Just been on news that it is HOTTER here than it is in Florida :yikes:

No wonder i'm sweating a bucket today :sad:

*Grabs bucket of ice and pours it down front of pants*

[mszee]

:twisted: Just been on news that it is HOTTER here than it is in Florida :yikes:

No wonder i'm sweating a bucket today :sad:

*Grabs bucket of ice and pours it down front of pants*

*At which point Mrs. Mouse bursts into tears...*

Darling...what did you just do to all our unborn little mousies??? :shock: :shock:

*Fans Mr. Mouse with a fan*...

There, dear...there...

:heart:

[Gez]

Less of the woss stuff..........beer please :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Woss stuff? :shock: (translation?)

Here you go buddy :mrgreen: :cheers:

[Gez]

..as in boose, hoose, floos..........Woos :?

Cheers pal :hic: :hic:

[L96]

Lotus...make love...not war...

*Gives Lotus a peck on a cheek*

I get arrested for doing that in public. :oops: Any soup?

[mszee]

I get arrested for doing that in public. :oops: Any soup?

Who told you to do it in public??? We now have a dark room...it's down the corridor...

Here is your soup, madam...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/soup.jpg

Fresh from the stove...

[L96]

Who told you to do it in public??? We now have a dark room...it's down the corridor...


I thought that was for people with migraines? I doubt they would appreciate the entertainment.

[mszee]

I thought that was for people with migraines? I doubt they would appreciate the entertainment.

Yes, true...but we don't get too many of those. :D

If worse comes to worst...you can always ask them to move over...or...never mind...Master and Commander will kill me...I'd rather stop this conversation while I am ahead of the game...or at least I think I am...

*Moderates herself to death* :roll:

[L96]

Or get them to join in! What a good idea!

I think the big question, the one that is hovering on everyone's lips, is....
Do you have a gerbil?

[mszee]

Or get them to join in! What a good idea!

I think the big question, the one that is hovering on everyone's lips, is....
Do you have a gerbil?

Ms. Lotus...please behave yourself...or I will have to moderate you...and then I will call Super Mod God to moderate you...and believe me...you don't want HIM to moderate you...*shakes in her boots*

[L96]

Is this some new form of kinkiness that is currently unknown to me?

[sunneke]

Oh my god...you're making me blush...:oops:

Thank you so very much for your kind words...

The next drink is on the house (yes, flattery will get you EVERYWHERE!!!)

What will be your pleasure???
a martini on the rocks please

[Caelan]

tequilla please..

[mszee]

One martini on the rocks...one tequila...

AND

NO KINKINESS!!! THIS IS A CLEAN ESTABLISHMENT WITH REPUTATION TO MAINTAIN!

[Caelan]

good morning..you have the coffee ready?

I's like one please..:D

[L96]

One martini on the rocks...one tequila...

AND

NO KINKINESS!!! THIS IS A CLEAN ESTABLISHMENT WITH REPUTATION TO MAINTAIN!

Thank you, I needed that! Best laugh I've had all day.

Quadruple Scotch, please.

[sunneke]

good afternoon, can i have a sandwich please? with a very very cold beer....


laying in a cold bath all day........ nobody can get me out of here!!!!!!!!!

[Hypnobabe]

I'll have a double vodka and red bull please... and another for dessert...

[Caelan]

a very large cold beer please...

[L96]

Is scotch flammable?

[AndyK]

Yes, but it's a waste of good scotch ...

[L96]

You misunderstand my intentions.

Completely and utterly.

:oops: :oops:

[AndyK]

story of my life ... :lmao:

[L96]

:lmao:

Rephrase: you misunderstand my intentions in regards to igniting some scotch.

Better? ;)

[AndyK]

Regardless ... igniting scotch is still a waste, why burn alochol?

[L96]

Isn't it obvious? :shock:

[AndyK]

There are far more flammable liquids ...

[L96]

Very true, but I don't neccesarily have them handy.

[AndyK]

You're just arson about aren't you?

[L96]

Nope, you've bombed right out there.

[mszee]

Had enough of off-topic conversations, eh?

Back to the topic...

Party for Caelan's Birthday!!!

Drinks on the house for all!!!

[Caelan]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/balonnen.gif.
PARTY TIME..

thanks MsZee

[mszee]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/PG796.jpg

[mszee]

Drinks on the house!!!!

http://media.mlxxfc.net/drinks.jpg

http://media.mlxxfc.net/drinks2.jpg

[Caelan]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/firework.jpg


a little firework

[L96]

No, no fireworks. I'm not allowed to play with matches anymore. :-(

Champagne for the birthday girl?

[mszee]

But, of course...what celebration is without the champagne...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/bouteille_champagne_yveline_prat_ombre.jpg

[Caelan]

ahh love it...great taste this has

[L96]

SCOTCH! Please.

And a large stick.

[mszee]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/scotch.jpg

http://media.mlxxfc.net/stick.jpg

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'm not even gonna ask what the stick is for :shock:

[L96]

Good stuff, ms barlady, thank you.

As for the large stick.... my shovels have been confiscated, as has the garden fertiliser and the matches and other assorted oddments, including all metal items, such as spoons :-(

[mszee]

Good stuff, ms barlady, thank you.

As for the large stick.... my shovels have been confiscated, as has the garden fertiliser and the matches and other assorted oddments, including all metal items, such as spoons :-(

Oh dear...I didn't know they treat you this poorly in the asylum...:shock:

Have a drink on the house before you have to return to your little padded cell...

[L96]

Thank you, I need it.

They've even taken away the padding.

[mszee]

Thank you, I need it.

They've even taken away the padding.

Geez...that must be really rough...:nuts:

[L96]

Oh, it is... the double glazed break-proof glass hurts my head.

[mszee]

Drinks on the house for all insomniacs out there!!!

[sunneke]

coffee will be fine, thank you

[Caelan]

coffee will be fine, thank you

yeah start the day with a coffee....

[mszee]

Coffees all around...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/coffee.jpg

[Caelan]

thanks you Zina..that tastes really good..I needed that to wake up a little:D

[L96]

Coffee and whiz please. More pure, the better.

[mszee]

Coffee and whiz please. More pure, the better.

Ummm...my dear lady...what we call "whiz" in America...although often is morning event..is not a morning drink...I don't think you would want any part of THAT...

But please help yourself to the coffee...there is an open coffee bar up above your post.

[mszee]

thanks you Zina..that tastes really good..I needed that to wake up a little:D

Glad to be of help...hope you're having great day!!! :D

[L96]

Ummm...my dear lady...what we call "whiz" in America...although often is morning event..is not a morning drink...I don't think you would want any part of THAT...

But please help yourself to the coffee...there is an open coffee bar up above your post.

No, no, wrong type. Although both do involve waking up, my whiz more than your whiz, though. ;)

[mszee]

No, no, wrong type. Although both do involve waking up, my whiz more than your whiz, though. ;)

Confessions of an American dope...I have no idea what Aussie's call Whiz...I am in a process of learning British as it is...

[Caelan]

Glad to be of help...hope you're having great day!!! :D
have a good day yourself too hun and have a coffee from me:-P

[L96]

Oh. I'll say it's illegal, and the only thing that will get me through work tomorrow. And leave it at that.

Scotch please.

[mszee]

have a good day yourself too hun and have a coffee from me:-P

Thanks, sweet lady...I will...

[mszee]

Oh. I'll say it's illegal, and the only thing that will get me through work tomorrow. And leave it at that.

Scotch please.

No illegal thingies here...we have posted a sign a few pages back...so sorry about that...but meet me after work in the alley behind the pub...we shall talk then...

One scotch coming up!!!

[L96]

I thought it was only firearms that were banned?

Better make it a double. :D

[mszee]

I thought it was only firearms that were banned?

Better make it a double. :D

Like I said...all illegal thingies...

Double scotch for you...and a big glass of straight vodka for me!!!

[Gez]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/4181/beer2020july2012020topbk6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

....am running low here.....HELP

[mszee]

Here you go...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/vodka.jpg

[Caelan]

all the alcohol.....zzz coffee please..

[L96]

Ka-zing Vadavoom .... everything is legal, anything goes.

[mszee]

Is anybody serving today??? Need a drink...

AND...I am off duty...

*Sits down finally and stretches her legs*

[mszee]

Ahhh...nobody around...oh well...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/russkie.jpg

Za Vashe Zdorovye!!!

[JanT]

Can't sleep, do you serve milky Horlicks in this pub? :yawn:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: We serve pretty much everything :mrgreen:

[L96]

Does that include summonses? Death warrants? GELFs? Flambed jellyfish?

[L96]

Flamingo alfredo on the rocks, please

[mszee]

Whoever thinks that the landlord of this pub :mrgreen: was on holiday for far too long :panic: and should immediately come back to his duties and obligations here ...:cheers:

Please say aye!!!

:yay: :cheer: :hic:

[L96]

Aye.

I need a beer.

:D

[JanT]

Aye

Cup of tea please, weak, milk, two sugars :-)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: OK OK OK OK OK, i'm back, what we all havin? :mrgreen:

[mszee]

It's all above...one beer and one tea...and barmaid is now officially on holiday...:shock: :shock: :shock:

And so...could I please have a Cosmopolitan? :cool:

Feel a bit :twisted: this morning...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted:
Right....
1 beer, 1 tea, and 1 cosmopolitan.

There you go :mrgreen:

[mszee]

Thank you, kind sir...

*Sips her Cosmopolitan and makes googly eyes at the landlord* ;)

[Hypnobabe]

Make mine a vodka and red bull, if you please...

[hayley]

Hello barkeep!!!!Il have something non-alcoholic today as im nursing the mother of all hangovers :barf:
An orange juice for me

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: So that's 1 red bull, and one OJ, oh and a pint for me :mrgreen:

[mszee]

:twisted: So that's 1 red bull, and one OJ, oh and a pint for me :mrgreen:

*Was batting her eyelashes at landlord without any obvious result for close to 12 hours and just realized that is somewhat cross-eyed*:tard:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well you have very beautiful eyes darling, even if they are crossed.

*kisses nose*

[mszee]

:twisted: Well you have very beautiful eyes darling, even if they are crossed.

*kisses nose*

Darling...are you the one on the left...or the one on the right???

*kisses the wall behind mousie's head*

:heart: :angst:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I was the one IN THE MIDDLE :doh:

[mszee]

Ouch...*rubs her forehead which kissed the wall too* :oops:

Let me put my glasses on...can't hear very well without them...:shock:

Oh here you're...*runs up to mousie, runs into the bar and falls smack on her butt* :wtf: :panic:

Ouch....I think I might need a LOT of TLC right about now...:hic: :yikes:

[Hypnobabe]

:twisted: So that's 1 red bull, and one OJ, oh and a pint for me :mrgreen:

:? I appear to be missing some vodka, landlord.... Hope the missus is feeling better...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Oh sorry missed the vodka.
Well this place don't mod itself (unfortunatly :sad: )
Still, here's that vodka :D
I hope she's feeling better too.
Can get pretty grumpy when not feeling 100% :roll:

[vrg]

Welcome back, Landlord.

Big goings on today; will be looking for my special in about 2 hours; in the meantime, iced water and some conversation would be great. :D

[Hypnobabe]

Still, here's that vodka :D

Ta very much... can I have another red bull to go with it? It's a bit early in the day for shots...

[mszee]

:twisted:

I hope she's feeling better too.
Can get pretty grumpy when not feeling 100% :roll:

Say what???

No, dearest...make :heart: not :angry:

Can I please have vodka straight? I need it today...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well this is getting complcated now.

I've given out a red bull without the vodka.

A vodka without the red bull.

So now I have to get a vodka, and a red bull, then everything will be ok?

Think that's right.

It's one of those days :wtf:

[mszee]

Forgot Iced water for VRG

Alright...time to take a break from my vacation...here you go, VRG...

Glass of iced water...and as to conversation...I think we will definitely have one today!!!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well the wife has dispenced that, anyone else want serving? :mrgreen:

[mszee]

Squeeking from the corner*....

How about a hug???

:keke:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: All yours dear :mrgreen:
(((((((((((((((((((((((hug))))))))))))))))))))))))

[mszee]

:D :heart: :mrgreen:

Thanks, Mr. Green...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Any time dear :mrgreen:

[L96]

Metho, please.

Oh, and a sledgehammer if you have one spare.

Thanks. :|

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: A sledgehammer?

You know what I put in my slecgehammers?

You seen the last guy who drank one of my sledghammers?

He's still in quarantine :mrgreen:

[mszee]

Landlord...oh Landlord...:0mghi2u:

Some MAJOR groveling on the rocks, please...;)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Groveling?

The landlord? :yikes:

[mszee]

OH, well...if that's the case...:shrug:

*Turns around to leave...* :wave:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Later hunnie :wave:

:lmao:

[mszee]

*Looks over her shoulder and jingles beans in her pocket*...

Laters!!!:whistle:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Or you could always stay here and have me wait on you hand and foot :wink: :heart:

[mszee]

ahahahahahaha...

No...Masters and commanders don't do that...how about a hug and a kiss instead??? :oops:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Now I can do that :mrgreen:

((((((((((((((((((((((gig hug)))))))))))))))))))

*SMOOCH*

Better? :mrgreen:

[mszee]

(((((((((((((((((((((The Landlord)))))))))))))))))))))))

:heart:

:heart:

:heart:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Sweet :mrgreen:

BTW, anyone want serving here?

[mszee]

Well, hun...there was Hypnobabe way up there before I usurped your attention...sorry...:oops:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well you shouldn't be such a lovely distraction :wink:

[mszee]

:oops: :oops: :oops:

:D :heart: :heart: :mrgreen:

[The Flying Mouse]

:oops: :oops: :oops:

:D :heart: :heart: :mrgreen:


:twisted: Right back attcha baby :mrgreen:

[mszee]

:twisted: Right back attcha baby :mrgreen:


:faint:

Hun...I think I need...ummm...what is it called again???

Oh yeah....:shock: :shock: :shock:

[L96]

:twisted: A sledgehammer?

You know what I put in my sledgehammers?

You seen the last guy who drank one of my sledghammers?

He's still in quarantine :mrgreen:

No no, a "sledgehammer". Large, unwieldy implement, useful for solving computer issues.

Given I didn't get any form of sledgehammer *or* my drink, is the B&B refusing service? :shock:

[JanT]

Weak tea please, milk, two sugars :cheers:

[Hypnobabe]

*THUMP*

Hypnobabe passes out from dehydration....

[mszee]

Me thinks landlord has sampled too many of his wares...:zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

One drink for Lotus - sorry, dear...no sledgehammers in the Pub...forbidden by Council Rules and Regulations (See that huge book on the table in the corner???) :twisted:

One weak tea, milk and 2 sugars for Jan...:D

And, Hypnobabe, dear dear Hypnobabe...sorry for the neglect...Here is your red bull!!! :oops:

Did I take care of everybody???

And for every lovely lady...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/rose.jpg

Please come again!!!

[Hypnobabe]

Thanks very much mszee... take one or two for yourself, my lovely...

[mszee]

Thanks very much mszee... take one or two for yourself, my lovely...

Thanks...can use a drink...had to come back from the holiday...

Landlord is indisposed again...

Too much of...:cheers: :hic:

:evil:

[Gez]

gimmee gimmee a drink b4 midnight :shock:

[mszee]

gimmee gimmee a drink b4 midnight :shock:


*Looks at her watch...*

Whew...just made it before midnight!!!

Here is your drink!!! :D

*The clock strikes midnight and Cinderella promptly turns into a pumpkin*

http://media.mlxxfc.net/pump.jpg

[Caelan]

*pops in for a quick drink*

one beer please hun..:cool:

take care:D

[mszee]

Quick beer coming up!!! :twisted:

[Caelan]

Quick beer coming up!!! :twisted:

that was quick beer what is it..give me another:twisted:

[mszee]

Taking a break from my other job...that's why quick...

Here is another one - this one on the house!!! :lol:

[Caelan]

Taking a break from my other job...that's why quick...

Here is another one - this one on the house!!! :lol:

thanks hun..
have one of those quickies yourself:D

now I gotto go working again...:roll:
some stupid thing someone invented..doing the dishes..:mad:
I think someday I only buy plastic plates..:twisted:

[mszee]

Dishes??????? :shock: :shock: :shock:

What's dishes???? :wtf:

There is definite advantage to working in a VIRTUAL pub...:devil:

[Benny]

Could i get a Malibu, don't know if i want coke with it tho:shock:

[mszee]

Could i get a Malibu, don't know if i want coke with it tho:shock:

Well, Benny...make up your mind...

Still and all...may I see some ID??? :sherlock: :nag:

[sunneke]

can i have cola/ameretto mixed please??????? i need it.... :twisted:

[mszee]

can i have cola/ameretto mixed please??????? i need it.... :twisted:

OMG...:shock:

Here you go...:D

Cola/Amaretto mixed with a double shot of espresso!!!!

Now we can chat all night...:lol:

[L96]

May I please have a beer, two vodkas, and some heavy duty painkillers? Thank you.

[mszee]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/beer.jpg

http://media.mlxxfc.net/vodka_2.jpg

http://media.mlxxfc.net/pills.jpg

And all this cheerfully delivered too!!! :D :D :D

[vrg]

Please, how about one of my specials, while I finish up here, and head home to seclusion away from the heat.

Thanks a million.

[mszee]

Sorry...still have to clean around here...

Here you go...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/russky.jpg

[L96]

Beer, vodka and Codeine, in unlimited quantities, please.

[Caelan]

a black coffee please..that will do for now.. I hope..:D

[mszee]

Beer, vodka and Codeine, in unlimited quantities, please.

Please see above and help yourself...

[mszee]

a black coffee please..that will do for now.. I hope..:D

One black coffee coming up!!! :D

[L96]

More, please, MORE. MORE I TELL YOU, before the wrath of Hades descends upon us all.

[mszee]

More, please, MORE. MORE I TELL YOU, before the wrath of Hades descends upon us all.

*Runs and hides*...:faint:

Ahem...me thinks preacher has lost his way to the church...

[L96]

Preachers, churches, burn them down, roast them alive, let them scream with the tortured cries of the innocent until blood raineth from the skies and maggots erupt from rotting pustules in the earth.

GIVE ME VODKA AND CODIENE, WENCH!

[Benny]

I'd love a cup of english tea :D

[mszee]

I'd love a cup of english tea :D

One cup of English tea delivered with a wink and a smile!!! ;) :D

[Hypnobabe]

A nice cold bottle or two of Becks, please.... with a squeeze of lime

[Benny]

One cup of English tea delivered with a wink and a smile!!! ;) :D

Thank you;)

[mszee]

Thank you;)

You're quite welcome!!!

Please come again!!! :lol:

[mszee]

Here you go...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/beck.jpg

With lime on the side...:D

[Hypnobabe]

*sluuuuuurp*
Thanks mszee... that went down very nicely...

[mszee]

*sluuuuuurp*
Thanks mszee... that went down very nicely...

You're quite welcome!!! Please come again!!! ;)

[L96]

Never did I think I'd see the day that the B&B refused me service. :(

I *may* have to start a rival establishment... ;-)

[Benny]

Think its time for a malibu ;)

[L96]

*L96 jumps the bar, passes the Malibu bottle to Benny and runs off shrieking with the vodka....

[Benny]

*L96 jumps the bar, passes the Malibu bottle to Benny and runs off shrieking with the vodka....

Thank you;)

[Hypnobabe]

*just calling in to say hello, stopped off at the offy for a bottle of wine*

[Benny]

*just calling in to say hello, stopped off at the offy for a bottle of wine*

Hello Hypnobabe ;)

[mszee]

*just calling in to say hello, stopped off at the offy for a bottle of wine*

Hey, babe...good of you to stop by!!! Always happy to see you!!!

[mszee]

Hello Hypnobabe ;)

Benny, didn't I see you looting the pub a short while ago??? :wtf: :bicker:

[Hypnobabe]

Hi guys.... ran out of wine and the offy's closed - can I have a nice chilled glass of rose? Thanks mszee... I must say, this is the best pub in my area, the music is always to my taste...

[mszee]

Hi guys.... ran out of wine and the offy's closed - can I have a nice chilled glass of rose? Thanks mszee... I must say, this is the best pub in my area, the music is always to my taste...

Thank you so very much for the compliment!!! :D :oops:

Somebody ran out of wine???? :shock:

Not here...

So...you like Meat Loaf music, eh??? :lol:

[Hypnobabe]

I have been known to sing and boogie along to one or two of his numbers... but I do need to have had a glass or two of something alcofrolic... hic...

[hayley]

evening all can i get an orange juice please, am trying to give up the booze lol :hic:

[mszee]

I have been known to sing and boogie along to one or two of his numbers... but I do need to have had a glass or two of something alcofrolic... hic...

Oh sorry...and here I am...going on and on about Meat Loaf - he is a favorite of mine!!!

Here you go!!!

http://media.mlxxfc.net/wine.jpg

[mszee]

evening all can i get an orange juice please, am trying to give up the booze lol :hic:

One orange juice coming up!!!

Give up booze, eh?

Uh Uh...:twisted:

[Hypnobabe]

evening all can i get an orange juice please, am trying to give up the booze lol :hic:

I'll have your share Hayley.... out of the goodness of my heart, for your own good, obviously.... lol

[hayley]

thanks hypnobabe thats really sweet of u lol!!:cheers:
thanks mszee!!!

[mszee]

Ya'll come back, ya hear??

[hayley]

il be back..........

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Anyone require a drink? :mrgreen:

[mszee]

:twisted: Anyone require a drink? :mrgreen:

Hey, landlord...;)

How about serving a barmaid???

One Irish Bulldog please...:D

[JanT]

Phew! Just finished four loads of washing and three piles of ironing.

Weak tea, milk, two sugars please.:yay:

[mszee]

Phew! Just finished four loads of washing and three piles of ironing.

Weak tea, milk, two sugars please.:yay:

Break is over...

One weak tea, milk and two sugars - all yours...

Forget about ironing...just play here for a while...nobody will notice...

[JanT]

Thank you :-) <drinks it straight down, never touches sides> may I have another one please?

[mszee]

Thank you :-) <drinks it straight down, never touches sides> may I have another one please?

Here is another one...boy, you must be thirsty!!! :lol:

[JanT]

Thank you :-) <drinks that then waddles to toilet room>

[Hypnobabe]

Well the weather's got nice again, so I'll have a nice cold lager shandy please, landlady, and one for yourself...

[mszee]

Well the weather's got nice again, so I'll have a nice cold lager shandy please, landlady, and one for yourself...

Thanks, Hypnobabe...here is your drink...:hic:

Don't mind one myself...cheers!!! :cheers:

[Rockette]

Hey! It's a dry argument over here too. Where's mine?

[Caelan]

coffee please..strong with sugar

[sunneke]

coffee for me also please, strong no sugar or milk please!

[mszee]

Two coffes coming up!!! :coffee:

Rockette, what is your pleasure??? :D

[Rockette]

I might need a room for that one, but a rum and coke will do just nicely for now, thanks. And make it a double, please?

[mszee]

Double Rum and Coke!!!

Anybody else needs serving???

[L96]

Yes please. Surprise me.

[JanT]

Weak tea, milk, two sugars please :-)

[Caelan]

brrr...any coffee left..

black ....trong with a little sugar ..

[mszee]

Yes please. Surprise me.

Consider yourself officially surprised!!! :shock: