Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)

[mszee]

And two usual teas for Jan and Caelan coming up!!!

[Caelan]

And two usual teas for Jan and Caelan coming up!!!

tea???:shock:

I prefer coffee hun...:D

[mszee]

tea???:shock:

I prefer coffee hun...:D

Sorry...I think I need coffee myself...*deep sigh*

[L96]

Consider yourself officially surprised!!! :shock:

Indeed.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

[mszee]

Indeed.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Told you we have and serve everything!!!

*Triumphant look in Lotus's direction*

[Caelan]

Rum'n coke please

[L96]

I was not expected sardines flambed in Galliano, though... :shock:

May I have something a little more normal.... like a scotch, please?

[mszee]

Rum'n coke please

One Rum and Coke for the lovely lady!!!

[mszee]

I was not expected sardines flambed in Galliano, though... :shock:

May I have something a little more normal.... like a scotch, please?

Sardines??? Is that what the Landlord cooked this morning??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Hey...I just serve here...'imself cooks...:roll: :evil:

Here you go...here is your scotch...:D

[L96]

Here you go...here is your scotch...:D

Ah, fcuk it, pass the bottle, please... here's my credit card for the rest of the night...

[mszee]

Ah, fcuk it, pass the bottle, please... here's my credit card for the rest of the night...

Here you go...full bottle of that poison...:hic:

*Grabs the credit card and runs out to go shopping* :twisted:

[Caelan]

*opens the doos and comes crawling in*

Good morning..Zzz..man why do people have to work.I like work but. It takes way to much of our free time..and that 's what I love*

Coffee please

[mszee]

*opens the doos and comes crawling in*

Good morning..Zzz..man why do people have to work.I like work but. It takes way to much of our free time..and that 's what I love*

Coffee please

Here is your coffee, C...

I don't like to work and can't understand why people work...

I should really quit this job...two jobs are way too many...

[L96]

Three more bottles please, and a wardrobe.

[mszee]

Here you go...3 bottles and a wardrobe for the witch...

*Still ponders quitting this silly job...*

[L96]

More....

[The Flying Mouse]

Here you go...3 bottles and a wardrobe for the witch...

*Still ponders quitting this silly job...*

:twisted: The place would fall apart without you dear *kiss on nose* :wink:

[hayley]

Hmmmm what to have tonight...........someone suggest somethin ;)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: How about a Loaferette? :mrgreen:

Lemon
Orange
Archers
Frozen vodka ice cubes
Egg nog
Rum
Elderberry
Tequilla
Tia Maria
E CENSORED.(I can't give ALL my secrets away :wink: )

[hayley]

:twisted: How about a Loaferette? :mrgreen:

Lemon
Orange
Archers
Frozen vodka ice cubes
Egg nog
Rum
Elderberry
Tequilla
Tia Maria
E CENSORED.(I can't give ALL my secrets away :wink: )

Go for it sounds good to me :hic:

[vrg]

:yikes: That Loaferette is downright loaded, :shock:

OK, I'll be an idiot and have one. I'm in the mood today!

Good to see you, Landlord.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Thank you Virginia, nice to see you too :mrgreen:

Right ladies, two Loaferettes coming up :cheers:

[hayley]

cheers mousie i will sleep well tonight lol :hic:

[Hypnobabe]

Loaferette, eh? I'll give it a bash too... not sure I should, on top of AndyK's champers, but hey, you only live once, right? Possibly not for long, after drinking this....

[The Flying Mouse]

cheers mousie i will sleep well tonight lol :hic:

:twisted: Believe me dear, you'll sleep well for the next FORTNIGHT :mrgreen:

[The Flying Mouse]

Possibly not for long, after drinking this....


:twisted: Well I must admit there IS a possibility of it :roll:
Luckilly so far my customers have only been known to go into the odd 10 week coma at the worst :up:

Here you go madam :hic:

Enjoy :mrgreen:

[Chris]

I won't have anything.
Just read the label on these pills and it says no booze for a fortnight :(

[vrg]

Hope someone's driving you home, Claire; if need be, *hic*, you can share my cabbbbbb....:hic: :cheers:

[Hypnobabe]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz........... *hic*

'Scuse me? Did someone say somefin'? VRG, I luuuuuurrvvveeee yoooooooooou.......... Did I ever tell you, you're my besht frendddd..... *hic*

[vrg]

Tht'sh newws to meeee, *hic*; Hayl's commin; se if she's cmmminnng wiht ussss?????? *hic*

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Hmmmmm, I just noticed something weird on the CCTV....




http://media.mlxxfc.net/060802_meat_loaf_300copyUSA4.jpg

Hi there.
I'm here about the cellarman position?



Well we do NEED someone to change the barrels when we're busy :roll:

[hayley]

yeh u cna shrae my caaab if ya want lol it will hvae to bbe acheap one tho!!!!:hic:

[The Flying Mouse]

I won't have anything.
Just read the label on these pills and it says no booze for a fortnight :(

:twisted: Now THAT is a bitch :evil:

You'll have to make do with a coke mate :sad:

[Hypnobabe]

Well we do NEED someone to change the barrels when we're busy :roll:

I can't help thinking that if that's the new cellarman, there are going to be lots of ladies helping change the barrels....

[Hypnobabe]

yeh u cna shrae my caaab if ya want lol it will hvae to bbe acheap one tho!!!!:hic:

Hmmm... a cheap cab that's got to go from Cambridge, Uk, to Manhattan.... that'll be an interesting ride :lmao:

*hic* Hayley... I luuuuuurrrrrvvvveeeeeee yoooooooooo toooooooo.....
*Hypnobabe starts to sing very off-key and with completely indistinguisable words*

[hayley]

Hmmm... a cheap cab that's got to go from Cambridge, Uk, to Manhattan.... that'll be an interesting ride :lmao:

*hic* Hayley... I luuuuuurrrrrvvvveeeeeee yoooooooooo toooooooo.....
*Hypnobabe starts to sing very off-key and with completely indistinguisable words*

im onlyyy an horu and a bit frim cambbberridge so nooot ot bad aty our end lol
I luuuuuuuuuurrrrrvvvvvvveeeeee yooooooooooooooo toooooooooooooooooo *joins in with the singing*

[vrg]

*follows the cellarman applicant with landlord to the basement; sounds of tumbling are heard above Hayley's singing*.

*Landlord and applicant help vrg up the stairs.*


Thaaanks soo muchh, *hic*; you two go cabbb yourslfs; I'f got a ridee wiht this real coooool felloo heere, *hic*. :heart: :heart:

[The Flying Mouse]

*follows the cellarman applicant with landlord to the basement; sounds of tumbling are heard above Hayley's singing*.

*Landlord and applicant help vrg up the stairs.*


Thaaanks soo muchh, *hic*; you two go cabbb yourslfs; I'f got a ridee wiht this real coooool felloo heere, *hic*. :heart: :heart:

:twisted: But Bob the new cellar dude has gone the brewery for me.

Who the hell's down there then? :shock:

[vrg]

Then...wheree's that gorgeous fellowww thatish just was heree????

He's takinggg me homeee. *hic*

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: *Takes a look down the cellar stairs*

OH NO :doh:

RATTSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what the hell you doin down here?

You been sucking the beer taps again :evil:

errrrrrr, sorry about this Ginny, but I think you're about to discover that those Loaferettes are leathal in more way than one :roll:

Let's just say that "beer goggles" are very, VERY mild compared to Loaferette telescopes :wtf:

Never heard my cousin Rattsy discribed as gorgeous before :faint:

[vrg]

*As Landlord helps vrg to the waiting cab*


...buuttt wheeere thaat *hic* gorgeous! applcat; heee was herrre, IIi tellllyouuuu; I knoowww I saww himmm....



*everyone shakes their head - another loaferette victim!*

[hayley]

OH vrg how could u!!!!
http://media.mlxxfc.net/rattsy2.jpg
:lmao: :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

[hayley]

anyways guys im off to sleep off my loaferette nighty night all!!!!

[mszee]

OH vrg how could u!!!!
http://media.mlxxfc.net/rattsy2.jpg
:lmao: :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

*Peaks into the pub, gets scared and runs away....*

Who the feck is THIS??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: You're one to talk Hayley.

That bloke you been eying up the last half hour?
The one you been pestering me to tell you his name?
The man you say could be "The ONE"?


HE, is a HAT STAND :wtf:

[mszee]

Me thinks I have been replaced...oh goodie...now I can be served too...

Landlord!!! Oh Landlord!!!

*Knocks on the bar*

[hayley]

:lmao: well that would explain why he wasnt very talkative and i thought it was just my loaferette breath lol

[The Flying Mouse]

*Peaks into the pub, gets scared and runs away....*

Who the feck is THIS??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

:twisted: Good evening darling :mrgreen:
Come in and make yourself comfy.
Hayley's new bloke will take your coat :nuts:


:lmao:

[Caz]

Wow ...... this place is still open? And look .... my comfy corner is still there :) *Settles down in it*

[mszee]

:twisted: Good evening darling :mrgreen:
Come in and make yourself comfy.
Hayley's new bloke will take your coat :nuts:


:lmao:

*Shaking with laughter*...

Good evening, love...*smooch*

It's been a hell of a day...:evil:

Good to be home finally :heart:

[mszee]

Wow ...... this place is still open? And look .... my comfy corner is still there :) *Settles down in it*

Hi, Caz...welcome to the pub!!! It is really open...and now 24/7...

I don't think I've met you before...what's your pleasure???

[The Flying Mouse]

Wow ...... this place is still open? And look .... my comfy corner is still there :) *Settles down in it*

:twisted: We never close here :wink:

WB :up:

[The Flying Mouse]

Good to be home finally :heart:

:twisted: Good to have you home darling *big smooch*

I see you wanna take over serving for a bit, so i'll just go put my feet up and read the papere for a bit :mrgreen:

[mszee]

:twisted: Good to have you home darling *big smooch*

I see you wanna take over serving for a bit, so i'll just go put my feet up and read the papere for a bit :mrgreen:

Ummm...not so fast...hey...

Oh my god...typical man...:twisted:

I just came from work myself...wait...shish...

[The Flying Mouse]

Ummm...not so fast...hey...

Oh my god...typical man...:twisted:

I just came from work myself...wait...shish...

:twisted: *lowers newspaper from in front of face*

You say something dear? :mrgreen:

[mszee]

:twisted: *lowers newspaper from in front of face*

You say something dear? :mrgreen:

Ummm...nothing dear....just thought I'd tell you this...

:D :heart: :))

Now...about that new cellarman...me thinks we might need more hazzard insurance with him around??? ;)

[The Flying Mouse]

Ummm...nothing dear....just thought I'd tell you this...

:D :heart: :))




:twisted: Awwww, sweet :mrgreen:
Thank you dearest :heart:



Now...about that new cellarman...me thinks we might need more hazzard insurance with him around??? ;)



What?
Bob?
Why?
Wassup?
He seems to know his stuff :shock:

[mszee]

:twisted: Awwww, sweet :mrgreen:
Thank you dearest :heart:



:heart: :cheers: (did you know we don't have a kiss here???)

Anyway...:kiss:


What?
Bob?
Why?
Wassup?
He seems to know his stuff :shock:


Darling...haven't you seen all those ladies tumbling down the stairs after the Bob??? :roll:

Ummm...wonder what's up with that...should I go and check on the lot of them??? :shock:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Must have been those Loaferettes I brewed up :oops:
Best thing is, Bob wasn't even there, Bob had gone the brewery for me :lmao:

Don't know why they'd be so anxious to meet the new cellar dude though :wtf:
Must just be being neighbourly, which is nice of them I supose :D

But Bob REALLY knows his stuff 8)

He even got that beer tap working that has been broke for the last year and a half :D

I asked him how he did it, and all he'd say was "everything works if you let it" whatever the hell that means :nuts:
Nice bloke though :D

[mszee]

Seems like a nice bloke...told me to never ever stop rocking...whatever THAT means...;)

In any event...look what I found in our employee's files...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/IMG_0257 (2).JPG

Are you sure he isn't here???? :shock: :??:

Maybe I should still go down the cellar and check for myself??? :heart:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Yeah, I saw that pic in his file.
Said he was working someplace and there was a press conferance.
Something like that anyway :roll:

[mszee]

:twisted: Yeah, I saw that pic in his file.
Said he was working someplace and there was a press conferance.
Something like that anyway :roll:

Must have been a cleaning man there...hmmmm...

Still and all...handsome dude...*drools*

Oh hon...no, no...I was talking about YOU...:heart:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I know you were talking about me dear, I mean, who else could you be talking about :lmao:

[mszee]

:twisted: I know you were talking about me dear, I mean, who else could you be talking about :lmao:

Indeed...who else...

Who can compare to you, darling???

*pages through the family album*

Here it is...here is my favorite...:heart: :heart: :heart:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/monster_is_lose.jpg

[mszee]

Hey...wait a minute...that's not MY picture???

Who's the girl??? :wtf:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'm sure you know the story of that pic by now dear :wink:

[mszee]

:twisted: I'm sure you know the story of that pic by now dear :wink:

Heard a few versions...hahahahaha...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: And the one thing they all have in common is me dropping people :oops:

:lmao:

[mszee]

:twisted: And the one thing they all have in common is me dropping people :oops:

:lmao:

*shaking with laughter*....

and sounds like more than once...

*Thinks her hubby is perfect and will never drop HER*

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'll cover my hands with glue everytime I pick you up sweetie :mrgreen:

[mszee]

*Thinks what covered in glue hands might do to her body*...

Hun...I think I'll just settle from you dropping me...I'll take a few bruises over...whatever can happen when one drops somebody with their hands glued to their partner's bodies...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Think you might have a point there :roll:

[mszee]

:twisted: Think you might have a point there :roll:


Any other ideas??? :shock:

Gotsa think of something...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well how about you lift ME instead? :idea: :mrgreen:

[mszee]

:twisted: Well how about you lift ME instead? :idea: :mrgreen:

*Thinks Neil should have seen her face when she read THAT...*

Something like that...:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: multiplied by a 100..

Sure, hun...no problem...come here...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: No, I don't think that would be a good idea love :lmao:

[mszee]

:twisted: No, I don't think that would be a good idea love :lmao:

;) Well, on second thought...it just depends on where you really want to fall.......:twisted:

[Rockette]

is this a private conversation?

[mszee]

is this a private conversation?

Ummm...this is a pub...private conversation in the pub??? :shock:

I don't think so...:lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

is this a private conversation?

:twisted: Come right in Madam :mrgreen:
Drink? :D

[mszee]

Just noticed the number of posts of barmaid and the landlord...and join date of both...uh oh...somebody is in trouble!!! :mrgreen:

[Rockette]

I'll have a rum and coke thanks. Even if it is quite early here. While I watch Surfs UP

[mszee]

Here you go...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/recipe_pnc.jpg

How is it going???

[Rockette]

Been better, but this drink should help. Cheers!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Cheers :mrgreen:
:cheers:

[mszee]

Been better, but this drink should help. Cheers!

Oh I hope you're better...Landlord here invented new drink...wanna try that???

*Settles down with her own drink*

Cheers...:cheers:

[Rockette]

So, what's with this talk of glue? Somebody falling apart?

[mszee]

So, what's with this talk of glue? Somebody falling apart?

Oh dear...somebody's ALWAYS falling apart...

*Turn around bright eyes,
Every now and then I fall apart...*

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I just have a reputation for dropping people :shock:
Need to find way of improving grip :roll:

[Rockette]

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Almost wish I hadn't asked!

[mszee]

:twisted: I just have a reputation for dropping people :shock:
Need to find way of improving grip :roll:

(Or drink less...nah...scratch that thought)

Seeing how right now I am less than half of your weight...you should be just fine handling me....:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Rockette]

:shock: Maybe I do need the meds the doctor ordered. :roll:

[mszee]

:shock: Maybe I do need the meds the doctor ordered. :roll:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/ils.jpg

Here...choose your poison...

How do you think I survive being married to Master and Commander??? :roll:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Just another night at the Bat & Belfry :mrgreen:

:lmao:

[mszee]

We're all mad here,

I tell you...MAD...:retard: :panic: :eyebrows: :bump: :yikes:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Would you like some scampy fries dear?
*offers bag to wifey*

[mszee]

:twisted: Would you like some scampy fries dear?
*offers bag to wifey*

Oh darling...thank you so very much...you're such a sweetheart!!! :heart:

*smooch on the nosie*

*Searches hectically through google of what the heck scampy fries are*

[mszee]

Aha...found Scampy fries!!!

*Runs around in triumph* :cheer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7wI-7oZ7Xo&search=scampi

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I think you'll like them :mrgreen:

[Rockette]

Okay, you can stop running now. Not sure how I feel after seeing that clip.

[mszee]

:twisted: I think you'll like them :mrgreen:

Is that potato chips???

[mszee]

Okay, you can stop running now. Not sure how I feel after seeing that clip.

Oh dear...I think you need another drink...

Landlord...please give Rockette your new special!!!

[Rockette]

Is that potato chips???

I sincerely hope so!!!

[mszee]

I sincerely hope so!!!

What do you call them in Australia?

I have such a problem playing word game with UKers...:roll:

Don't understand half of what they are saying...

[Rockette]

Potato chips here too, but hoping his hands were clean by the time he offered them around. (falls off bar stool)

[mszee]

Potato chips here too, but hoping his hands were clean by the time he offered them around. (falls off bar stool)

Bwahahahahahahhaha...................................

I haven't thought much about that...he hadn't offered to me...so not much to say here...:-P

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Let's just say that scampi fries have a bit of a smell of FISH about them :roll:

The guy got turned down.
He stuck his hand in a bag of SF.
He waved his hand under his friends noses.

Do I need to draw you a picture? :lmao:

[mszee]

:twisted: Let's just say that scampi fries have a bit of a smell of FISH about them :roll:

The guy got turned down.
He stuck his hand in a bag of SF.
He waved his hand under his friends noses.

Do I need to draw you a picture? :lmao:

I see...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: But they do taste pretty good :mrgreen:

[mszee]

I am sure they do...

Potato chips with fishy smell???

Do they go well with scouse???

[Rockette]

Quick! A quadruple Rum and Coke! I just got an electricity bill from hell. The idiots have mistakenly overcharged me by $1,000.00. Got a soft sofa I can crash on??????

[mszee]

Quick! A quadruple Rum and Coke! I just got an electricity bill from hell. The idiots have mistakenly overcharged me by $1,000.00. Got a soft sofa I can crash on??????

Oh my god...of course...sit down right here...this is outrageous!!!

And here is your drink!!!

[Rockette]

Ok. That one is gone, need another, thanks. Jeesh! They say they will correct their mistake, but I have to wonder if they will pay the funeral bill now.

[mszee]

Ok. That one is gone, need another, thanks. Jeesh! They say they will correct their mistake, but I have to wonder if they will pay the funeral bill now.

Unlimited supply of drinks here...sorry, took a break...

They won't pay funeral bill...so no need to die...

[Rockette]

Yes, well the least they can do is buy me a new blood pressure metre. The other one just broke under the strain. Just need another 6 drinks and I will be okay again. Keep 'em coming.

[mszee]

6 more drinks coming up...

It's getting late here...I am off to bed...

Good night and take it easy!!!

[Hypnobabe]

*Bleeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!*

I'm seeing treble, and only out of one eye, my legs have stopped working and I appear to be lying in a rather large puddle of vomit.... DO NOT let me have another one of those Loaferette things....
*Hypnobabe turns her head a faint splashing sounds are heard*

[The Flying Mouse]

*Bleeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!*

I'm seeing treble, and only out of one eye, my legs have stopped working and I appear to be lying in a rather large puddle of vomit.... DO NOT let me have another one of those Loaferette things....
*Hypnobabe turns her head a faint splashing sounds are heard*

:twisted: They really are THAT good ain't they? :mrgreen:

[Caelan]

yo Mousy..have a beer for me??

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Of course :mrgreen:

In fact Bob has just restocked the bar for me :D
Such a helpful chap :mrgreen:

You just missed him too :lol:

[Caelan]

to bad I've missed him..Would love to meet him sometime

[Hypnobabe]

*Hypnobabe plonks herself down on a barstool, still looking faintly green*

Glass of water and a packet of aspirin please, with an alka seltzer chaser... Groan...

[mszee]

Alright, people...

Had to run down here during my lunch break...landlord is indisposed...and has to spend some time in arcade...I mean...in bed...

In any event...hello to everybody and by magic...all your orders are filled now...

Not much time for conversation but I love you all!!!

:heart:

[Gez]

beer beer beer :roll:

[mszee]

beer beer beer :roll:

Here you go...:D

http://media.mlxxfc.net/br.jpg

How's everything today? ;)

[Chris]

Where's the landlord?

And is the landlord allowed to come out and play on Sunday evening please?
And would he be persuaded if i invited Misses P & M? :mrgreen:

[JanT]

Weak tea, milk, two sugars please and some plasters if you have any 'cause this darn kitten is ripping my hands to shreds.:shock:

[hayley]

kitten awwwwww bless!!!!i bet its so cute!!!!!just a pepsi when someone is free!!!!!:D

[Rockette]

Kitties don't like Pepsi

[hayley]

my dog likes pepsi lol

[Rockette]

:D Dogs allowed in this establishment? Okay, let's bring in the cat as well.:D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Sign above the door ---- All owners must be accompanied by a pet.

[hayley]

:lmao:

[JanT]

kitten awwwwww bless!!!!i bet its so cute!!!!!just a pepsi when someone is free!!!!!:D

Cute is not a word I'd use at this moment in time lol

weak tea, milk, two sugars please and a big bowl of water for Abbey and a small bowl of water for Meat Loaf please (don't ask).

[The Flying Mouse]

Where's the landlord?

And is the landlord allowed to come out and play on Sunday evening please?
And would he be persuaded if i invited Misses P & M? :mrgreen:


:twisted: The Mouse is always happy to come out to play :mrgreen:

[hayley]

now wheres that sexy man i met in here the other day......
Aha there u are, il have a vodka and coke and whatever this gorgeous man wants please!!!!!
hayley sits in the corner chatting up the hat stand*

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Hi Bob.
You wanna change those two barrels down the cellar for me.

cheers buddy :up: .


Why is it that nobody is ever here when Bob walks in? :shock:

[The Flying Mouse]

hayley sits in the corner chatting up the hat stand*

:twisted: I'm impressed.










Considering you're in the round bar :wtf:

[hayley]

wow there is a round bar in here?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well you were sat in the corner of it :lmao:

[hayley]

me and my hat stand are goin home as im confused:lmao:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Think we'll be hearing wedding bells soon :mrgreen:

[hayley]

mrs hayley stand has a nice ring to it :lmao:

[mszee]

Did somebody here order wedding cake??? ;)

http://media.mlxxfc.net/sheer_elegance.jpg

[The Flying Mouse]

me and my hat stand are goin home as im confused:lmao:

:twisted: If it's a boy, you should call your firstborn Mike :mrgreen:

[hayley]

:twisted: If it's a boy, you should call your firstborn Mike :mrgreen:
of course :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
what about girls names tho _________ stand

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well you could go for a new age name, like Night :mrgreen:

[mszee]

:twisted: Well you could go for a new age name, like Night :mrgreen:

Hayley, make it One Night...and you're in business...;)

[hayley]

ok then Night and Mike Stand it is!!!! :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

[The Flying Mouse]

Hayley, make it One Night...and you're in business...;)

:twisted: I don't know dear, you and your one track mind... :wink:

[hayley]

I hadnt seen the one night bit :lmao: :lmao::lmao: mszee u crack me up!!
that poor child would get teased so much :lmao:

[mszee]

:twisted: I don't know dear, you and your one track mind... :wink:

Wasn't me who suggested Night Stand...:roll:

[mszee]

I hadnt seen the one night bit :lmao: :lmao::lmao: mszee u crack me up!!
that poor child would get teased so much :lmao:

What do you know...I knew of one family whose last name was Turner...

The girl's name was...Ikentina...

The boy's name was...Shiyteed...except it was spelled...Sh*thead...

:shock: :shock: :shock:

[The Flying Mouse]

What do you know...I knew of one family whose last name was Turner...

The girl's name was...Ikentina...

The boy's name was...Shiyteed...except it was spelled...Sh*thead...

:shock: :shock: :shock:


:twisted: NO WAY :lmao:

The Ikentina I can almost accept, but never in a million years on the Shiyteed one :lmao:

[mszee]

:twisted: NO WAY :lmao:

The Ikentina I can almost accept, but never in a million years on the Shiyteed one :lmao:

Way...

Never heard of basketball player called Nosmo King???

Well, his mom saw a sign in the hospital and thought it would make a great name...:twisted:

Some people here are off the charts with their names...:shock:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'm gonna need to drink a Loaferette at this rate :lmao:

[Rockette]

Is the sun past the yard arm yet? Can I have a drink yet? It's really only 11am here.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Don't worry, we never close :mrgreen:

[Rockette]

:D Yes, I don't want it said I am an alcoholic. I can say that one for myself.:D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Anyone want a drink before I go the arcade?

*raids the till for all the 50p pieces to feed the machines* :lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: grrrrrrrrrr, I still can't beat my score on Asteroids :bicker:

[Gez]

:twisted: Don't worry, we never close :mrgreen:
Excellent..........coffee to start my man :D :D

[Ross]

Do you do a fried breakfast here?

[Caelan]

Do you do a fried breakfast here?

one for me to please..
and a strong coffee

[Hypnobabe]

Nice cup of tea please, gotta see clients later...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: So that's a coffee, 2 fry ups, a STRONG coffee, and a tea.

Buisness is good today :mrgreen:

[mszee]

*squeeking from the corner*

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: *Pets squeeking wife* :mrgreen:

[mszee]

Dear...ummm...

I hate to tell you...but we've got mice!!!! :bicker:

And you just petted one... :yikes:

[Lord Kagan]

May i have a strong coffee,

[mszee]

Here you go...

*Pours coffee over Lord's head*...

Oops...sorry, dear...my hands are shaking today...:oops:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: You see hun, YOU see MICE, I see POTENTIALLY CHEAP LABOUR :mrgreen:

You most certainly have a coffee sir :coffee:

[Lord Kagan]

Thanks :D and i dont want coffee on my head!

[mszee]

Thanks :D and i dont want coffee on my head!

Guvn'r straightened that out, Sir...

Thank god for Guvn'r

[mszee]

:twisted: You see hun, YOU see MICE, I see POTENTIALLY CHEAP LABOUR :mrgreen:

You most certainly have a coffee sir :coffee:

Cheap labor???

Well, my love...don't complain to me about missing cheese next time...wasn't me that ate it...:shock:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: errrrrrrr, wasn't me either :roll:

[mszee]

Darling...time for your lunch...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/cheeses.jpg

*Hopes it's to her hubby's liking* :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: :drool:

[mszee]

:twisted: :drool:

You likes?

[Lord Kagan]

Can i have some tuna and onion sandwichs for lunch, and can they please not go on my head????

[mszee]

Can i have some tuna and onion sandwichs for lunch, and can they please not go on my head????

*Drops tuna and onion sandwich into Lord's lap*...

Oh my god...what's the matter with me today...I think I'll have a laydown...:shock:

[Lord Kagan]

Ok im not ordering from here today :( bully

[Hypnobabe]

Can i have some tuna and onion sandwichs for lunch, and can they please not go on my head????
Isn't it a bit late for lunch? Or is there some sort of time difference as you're a student?

I'll have another cup of tea please...

[Lord Kagan]

I think students eat when every they can as they're all busy "studying"

[Lord Kagan]

Lets see if Hypnobabe gets tea poured on her head..Which i doubt

[Hypnobabe]

I think students eat when every they can as they're all busy "studying"
:lmao: You've got such a great sense of humour, Carl... :lmao:

[Chris]

Why is there never a landlord around when you need one?

Oi, mr mouse, a celebratory scotch if you will be so iknd?

[Hypnobabe]

Hi Chris, what are you celebrating?

*Hypnobabe bangs on the bar* Oi, Landlord!

[The Flying Mouse]

Why is there never a landlord around when you need one?

Oi, mr mouse, a celebratory scotch if you will be so iknd?

:twisted: Coming up sir :D

Sounds interesting.

Chris, prepare to pick up thy mobile :mrgreen:

[Lord Kagan]

I wouldnt bang, Mszee might pour something on your head or drop something on your lap, i hope shes paying my cleaning bill!!

[Chris]

:twisted: Coming up sir :D

Sounds interesting.

Chris, prepare to pick up thy mobile :mrgreen:

Can't oblige old chap. Accidentally left it in the pub!

However, it was a throughly enjoyable lunch. The usual business dodging the press when leaving. And one chappie was not happy at being escorted from the restaurant after he tried to snap us with his camera phone. But apart from that, jolly good fun.

Oh and we need to have strong words with miss P, ringing me up in the middle of a joke because she has a prezzie for you! :twisted:

Now, a pint of guiness would go down rather well about now. :cool:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Now if you brought her HERE for a date, you wouldn't have had that problem dear boy :roll:











I would have got a chance to say hi too :mrgreen:

[Chris]

Like i would dream of exposing her to you.

[Lord Kagan]

:lmao: You've got such a great sense of humour, Carl... :lmao:

Thank you :D

[Benny]

Time for a Malibu;)

[Lord Kagan]

I dunno if its safe to order anything again..

[Benny]

:shock:

[mszee]

Like i would dream of exposing her to you.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

[Chris]

Oi, Landlord,

HIDE ME!!!!

*grabs Jack Daniels and hides behind the bouncers in the corner*

They were paparazzi and they are hawking the pictures round the newspapers. :(

[mszee]

Oi, Landlord,

HIDE ME!!!!

*grabs Jack Daniels and hides behind the bouncers in the corner*

They were paparazzi and they are hawking the pictures round the newspapers. :(

Bouncers in the corner....:nuts:

That's Hayley's hatstand, dear...:twisted:

Uh Uh...

Hypnobabe...oh Hypnobabe...you've got a live customer here...

[Lord Kagan]

I think some hot chocolate would be great right now

[hayley]

[QUOTE=mszee]

That's Hayley's hatstand, dear...:twisted:

[QUOTE]

whos playing with my man?

[mszee]

That's Hayley's hatstand, dear...:twisted:



whos playing with my man?

Ummm...nobody...

*runs and hides*

[mszee]

I think some hot chocolate would be great right now

One hot chocolate coming up!!!

And get this...didn't even spill a drop!!! :D

[Caelan]

I need something strong to knock me out easily..

[The Flying Mouse]

I need something strong to knock me out easily..

:twisted: Are you talking about a drink, or the landlord? :mrgreen: :lmao:

[Chris]

Mousie, A bottle of your finest.

I am celebrating!!

I am insignificant enough to not be in any of the national papers with that young lady. :D:D:D:D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Oh god, here he is, the stud himself :lmao:

You realise what getting in the paper with her would have done for your street cred don't you? :lol:

[mszee]

LANDLORD!!!

A large stiff drink of your choice...just drove through the sheet of fecking rain...

OH what fun it is to drive through the sheet of pouring rain, hey!!!! :shock:

*Sings off key to the music of Jingle Bells* :twisted:

[Caelan]

:twisted: Are you talking about a drink, or the landlord? :mrgreen: :lmao:

well that doesn't matter that much right now..as long as I don't feel pain for a while..

[The Flying Mouse]

LANDLORD!!!

A large stiff drink of your choice...just drove through the sheet of fecking rain...

OH what fun it is to drive through the sheet of pouring rain, hey!!!! :shock:

*Sings off key to the music of Jingle Bells* :twisted:

:twisted: Here, this'll warm you up.

*hands missus a blass of Lamb's Navy Rum*

:hic:

[mszee]

:twisted: Here, this'll warm you up.

*hands missus a blass of Lamb's Navy Rum*

:hic:


*Drinks up and ponders*:

1. Meaning of life
2. The ultimate question of the Universe
3. What is the blass
4. Doesn't ponder what kind of Rum it is...Rum is rum...

Thanks, darling...:D

[Lord Kagan]

One hot chocolate coming up!!!

And get this...didn't even spill a drop!!! :D

Thanks Zina :D

[mszee]

Thanks Zina :D

You're quite welcome!!! :D

*smooch on a cheek*

[Caelan]

RUM please..a double

[Rockette]

Just need a little night cap here. Hot chocolate perhaps?

[Hypnobabe]

*Hypnobabe wanders into the B&B, puts on her professional therapist's hat, then realises she's been boozing and probably won't be able to hold a coherant conversation, let alone actually therap anyone...*

[mszee]

Geez...where did the landlord go to??? :roll: :roll: :roll:

Let's see...

Double rum...

Hot Chocolate...

And NOTHING for Hypnobabe cause from her post it appears that she has been celebrating something somewhere already...

On second thought...nothing won't do in this pub...:oops:

Here, Hypnobabe...some strong coffee for you...:D

[Rockette]

*Hypnobabe wanders into the B&B, puts on her professional therapist's hat, then realises she's been boozing and probably won't be able to hold a coherant conversation, let alone actually therap anyone...*

Nothing better than an inedbriated therapist. :D

[mszee]

Nothing better than an inedbriated therapist. :D

Well...Did she shrink you??? :shock:

Did she??? :twisted: :retard:

Did she??? :tard: :yikes:

P.S. I have a question...why do we have so many smileys of retards and WTF kinda people and no kisses and stuff like that???? :( :oops:

[Rockette]

Some would say she did shrink me, but I never did reach 5' in the first place, so.......

Can we start a petition for more appropriate smileys, perhaps?

[mszee]

Some would say she did shrink me, but I never did reach 5' in the first place, so.......

Can we start a petition for more appropriate smileys, perhaps?

Wow...I just met one person who I am taller then...:D

We can start a petition but probably not here...probably somewhere in the site feedback place...

Wanna drink??? :-P

[Rockette]

Not right now thanks. Gotta go drive and get my *grits teeth tightly* aging and annoying mother from swimming. Soon though. And I will NEED it then.

[mszee]

Well, I will be ending my shift here soon...landlord went to bed already...almost time for me to skiddadle too...

[Rockette]

What a pity. Could do with a double rum about now.

[mszee]

A day late...and a pound short...

But here is your double rum...

[Caelan]

hmm more coffee please...trying to wake up a little

[mszee]

hmm more coffee please...trying to wake up a little

Here you go...:coffee:

Coffee AND a paper...who can ask for anything more:??: :??: :??:

[Caelan]

Here you go...:coffee:

Coffee AND a paper...who can ask for anything more:??: :??: :??:

don't ask for more now..

maybe in the evening:D

[Hypnobabe]

Thanks for the coffee, mszee, any chance of another one? And a bacon buttie, if the kitchen's open?

[mszee]

Thanks for the coffee, mszee, any chance of another one? And a bacon buttie, if the kitchen's open?

Well, actually it appears that our landlord has been slacking off here...:roll:

Thank god for our cellarman!!!! We should all worship him!!! ;)

So here you go ...coffee and bacon buttie!!! :D

(would be good if you added buttie to your previous PM to me but, thank god, I already know what buttie is...and I don't think it's a nickname for...ya know what...;) )

[mszee]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

CHAMPAGNE AND CAKE FOR EVERYBODY!!!


http://media.mlxxfc.net/ganph5.jpg

http://media.mlxxfc.net/ganph6.jpg

http://media.mlxxfc.net/champers.jpg

[vrg]

What a spread! I know where I will be today! Even in absentia, the landlord knows how to party, :lmao:

Be back after breakfast! And I'll try to bring some friends with me.

Is your new cellarman around today?! :pray:

[mszee]

Did you call for me, madam???:D

Anything I can assist you with???;)

http://media.mlxxfc.net/meattt.jpg

[vrg]

Ahhhhh, yes :oops: hello. Nice to see you again. :heart:

You gonna be around later? I'll be back for the landlord's birthday spread.



*watches cellarman smile, nod and return to the cellar.*

Why can I talk to him normally? :angst:


Thanks, Mrs. Mouse, for letting me speak with him.

[RadioMaster]

so...
Never been here before...:bleh:
Hmmm...
What can I get here?
And why is nobody in chat?
The big questions of my life...

[JanT]

weak tea, milk, two sugars, two bowls of water, one large, one small please :-)

[mszee]

so...
Never been here before...:bleh:
Hmmm...
What can I get here?
And why is nobody in chat?
The big questions of my life...

This is a virtual pub...so...no age limit and no limit as to what you can get...;)

Welcome to the pub!!! :D

Hope to see you here more often...:lol:

Who wants to chat when one can kill herself in gym??? :roll:

Laters!!!

[mszee]

weak tea, milk, two sugars, two bowls of water, one large, one small please :-)

Jan...don't tell me you brought your cats here...:shock: :shock: :shock:

I am ALLERGIC to cats!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

But here...have your tea and bowls of water...enjoy!!!

How about some champagne and cake??? :D

[RadioMaster]

So...I´ll take a cup of coffee and a copy of some Bat3 please :))

[mszee]

So...I´ll take a cup of coffee and a copy of some Bat3 please :))

Ummm....

Here is your coffee...and as to Bat3 me thinks somebody has lost the count....:nuts:

[JanT]

Jan...don't tell me you brought your cats here...:shock: :shock: :shock:

I have one dog (Abbey) and one cat (Meat Loaf). I was told pets were allowed in this establishment. Sorry, if they're not, I won't bring them again. <pets Abbey and tickles Meat Loaf under the chin>

[mszee]

I have one dog (Abbey) and one cat (Meat Loaf). I was told pets were allowed in this establishment. Sorry, if they're not, I won't bring them again. <pets Abbey and tickles Meat Loaf under the chin>

Dogs are ok...but we, mice...generally a bit allergic to cats...

[JanT]

But he's a cute liddle puddy tat, only 8 weeks old, and I'll teach him not to chase mice or bats.

[mszee]

OH alright...take advantage of me being a softie...

[JanT]

Thank you :-) Cup of horlicks please I can't sleep :yawn:

[Caelan]

goood morning on this rainy day..
coffee ready..:??:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Cuppa tea & toast for me plz :coffee:

[Caelan]

still no coffee..what kinda place is this..

hey bartender ..pay a little attention please.

[RadioMaster]

Where´s all the stuff gone??
C´mon let´s take the food and drinks ourselves!:twisted: