Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)

[AndyK]

Ahem

Bear in mind that the bar is monitored by 24hr modCCTV. Now, put it all back and leave quietly before there's trouble ... :twisted:

[Caelan]

you're abit late ain't ya..man have been waiting for some hours now..

[RadioMaster]

Dämn! F*ck the 24hr modCCTV!
C´mon anybody, bring me a medium steak now + a cool drink, which sort ever!
:devil:

[Caelan]

Dämn! F*ck the 24hr modCCTV!
C´mon anybody, bring me a medium steak now + a cool drink, which sort ever!
:devil:

I still want my coffee..but make it an Irish one..

and a steak sounds good..I ll have one too:twisted:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: OK OK OK OK OK OK, i'm back.
Jeez, I HAVE been away on importaint buisness you know :wink: (getting drunk :mrgreen: )
Right, all orders have been serverd, till is full, everyone is happy :D

[vrg]

Great to have you back, Landlord. Hope your important business was successful and enjoyable! :hic:

I'll have a coffee, and scrambled eggs, if I could, please?

Cellarman in yet, or is it too early? :heart:

[RadioMaster]

Erm Mr Barman?
May I ask you:
WHEN WILL I BECOME MY STEAK????
:retard:
I have made order siss morning and I have gutt nussing jett! I am hungar!
:tard:

:lmao:

[mszee]

The Landlord is indisposed at the moment...I'll take both shifts until he is back...:( :( :(

Here's coffe and scrambled eggs and cellarman unfortunately is off today - please visit tomorrow...:(

Herr RJ...which part of you do you want me to be cooked into a steak??? :shock:

[vrg]

Thanks for the breakfast. :D

So sorry to hear Cellarman is away for today. :boohoo:

[mszee]

Thanks for the breakfast. :D

So sorry to hear Cellarman is away for today. :boohoo:

Come again tomorrow...I'll ask him to help me serve...:D

[RadioMaster]

*raging around. Throwing tables and chairs out of the windows and at the bar*

I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
I came to siss pub to entshoi my breakfest,....or lunch...or supper....shust because I want to become my steak! Now I am messed around in here!:angry:
Wott is seh number of seh public healff department?!:evil:



:lmao:


*continues raging*

NOW you´ve got a riot in here...[unundertandable bawling]

[mszee]

*raging around. Throwing tables and chairs out of the windows and at the bar*

I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
I came to siss pub to entshoi my breakfest,....or lunch...or supper....shust because I want to become my steak! Now I am messed around in here!:angry:
Wott is seh number of seh public healff department?!:evil:



:lmao:


*continues raging*

NOW you´ve got a riot in here...[unundertandable bawling]

Oh sweetie...

*Dialing the number of the nearest lunatic asylum*...:nuts:

[RadioMaster]

:shock:

[RadioMaster]

What happened to this place?
I came in here only once and beat the whole place up, and now nobody comes here anymore...

[mszee]

What happened to this place?
I came in here only once and beat the whole place up, and now nobody comes here anymore...

I think you've answered your own question...:roll:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Any more of that sunshine, and you're barred :bicker:

:lol:

[SW31]

barperson a double jd on the rocks many thanks

[JanT]

Cup of Horlicks and two bowls of warm milk please, one large one small. Thank you :yawn:

[mszee]

Here we go...

double jd on the rocks

AND

Cup of Horlicks and two bowls of warm milk

Jan, just keep the cats closer to yourself...ouch...:roll:

[sunneke]

goodmorning, can i have caffee and bread please?:yawn:

[Hypnobabe]

Morning... :yawn: Can I have a tall cappuchino please? I need something to wake me up this morning... oh, and something cake-ish would be good too, if that's okay?

[JanT]

Jan, just keep the cats closer to yourself...ouch...:roll:

Sorry, he's only a kitten, he will learn I promise. :oops:

[Lord Kagan]

CAn i have a coffee please :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Think i'll have a pint of my own wares :mrgreen:

Was quite ammused before.

Bob the cellar man revealed to me, get this, that he has his own band :lol:

AND, it gets even better, he asked if he could play a gig here at The Bat :lmao:

He said there's a couple of girls he sings with who would love to sing here.
Now what were their names? :roll:

Something like Batti and BB? :roll:

Never mind.It's not important.

Needless to say, I turned Bob down FLAT.
This place has got a reputation to uphold :wink:

Nice try though Bob, now get down that cellar and change some barrels :mrgreen:

[vrg]

But, but, but....Landlord:shock: :!: :!: :!: :!:

If the cellarman has a band, we HAVE to hear it. Please reconsider :pray: :pray: :pray:


Look at all the ladies he will bring in :oops: - customers! :D :D

[Lord Kagan]

*Slams counter*

Wheres my coffee?!

[RadioMaster]

Something like Batti and BB? :roll:


Huh?
Didnt you mix up some letters?
Sure that it was "BB", not..."DD"? :twisted: :lmao:

[Lord Kagan]

:shock: is this bra sizes...

[Rockette]

looking very suspicious to me.

[JanT]

Weak tea, milk, two sugars, two bowls of water, one large, one small please :-) <-- sits in corner opposite television waiting patiently for the All Star Golf to come on. :yay:

[RadioMaster]

aaah...
on siss place I only can speik how I truly speik, wissout siss try of to sound like I would could must do speik siss langwitch...:twisted:

Giff me an bratwurst wiss ketshupp and anosser cop wiss kuffey pliese...

[Rockette]

:shock:
Can I please have a double rum and coke to digest whatever it was RJ just said?

[Lord Kagan]

Ice cream please :D

[Hypnobabe]

Does this place have a menu?

[Gez]

........no, but we have an EMU ;) ;)

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/9238/emuff2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[mszee]

:shock:

[Caelan]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER please

[sunneke]

give me something..............ANYTHING

[Rockette]

That's a very leading request there.

[Caelan]

coffee?:coffee::eyebrows::panic:
I want coffee

[Rockette]

Groen koffie??????

[Caelan]

Groen koffie??????
ooh yes please..I haven't heard of it before..only hears of goene thee..but I am willing to try your groen koffie..please with sugar..or is it sweet already

what leaves do they make it from?

[Rockette]

They make it with koffie bonen, Caelan, not leaves. Or would you prefer thee now?

[Caelan]

They make it with koffie bonen, Caelan, not leaves. Or would you prefer thee now?
so they use Groene ( I guess that is the name) koffie bonen from the greencoffee tree..

[Rockette]

:shock: *searches frantically for Dutch dictionary! :panic: :panic: :panic:

[Caelan]

so they use Groene ( I guess that is the name) koffie bonen from the greencoffee tree..

:shock: *searches frantically for Dutch dictionary! :panic: :panic: :panic:

why? are you lost? where in greenland? or how they say in Dutch groenland..
or is it there where they farm the green coffee beens?

is that the secret? Greenland..

Did I guess it ..did I?...
what is the award for guessing greenlands groene coffee beens?

one more green coffee..?
it tastet very sweet without sugar..
I would like one more please.

[Rockette]

I hope all this groen koffie doesn't keep you up all night tonight.

[Caelan]

I hope all this groen koffie doesn't keep you up all night tonight.

I feel like getting hyper..
thank god it still is early enough to get that our again..:cool:

[RadioMaster]

I´ll never get what I ask for :(

[Caelan]

I´ll never get what I ask for :(
did they forget about you..
you should not hide under the bar then..they might see you when standing on top:D

[mszee]

Alright...this place is a disgrace... :panic: :faint:

1. GET THOSE FRIGGING EMUS AWAY FROM HERE!!! :shit: :shit: :shit:

Gerry...you bring them here again...there will be HELL to pay!!! :bicker: :rambo:

2. Everybody gets served right now...and I mean...NOW :angry:

Coffee...Tea...Or me...:twisted:

Whatever anybody wants...here it is...served with the :D and a ;)

3. We all know what this post means, right...somebody is in BIG trouble...:wtf:

I wonder who would that be...oh...found the picture...here he is...:mrgreen:

We shall talk later, dear...:devil:

[JanT]

Weak tea, milk, two sugars, two bowls of water, one large, one small please :-)

[hayley]

Morning all, can i get a black coffee, 2 sugars please as im just not sweet enough lol

[mszee]

Hi, Jan...your usual order coming up...

Hayley...here is your coffee...enjoy!!! :coffee:

How is your intended doing??? :D

[hayley]

Intended??
:oops:

[mszee]

Intended??
:oops:

The one that is going to be a father to One Night Stand??? :twisted:

[dottie]

In for a swift half and out again........

[mszee]

In for a swift half and out again........


Awww...stay and chat with me for a bit...what is your pleasure today? :??:

[hayley]

The one that is going to be a father to One Night Stand??? :twisted:

Hes just fine lol, completely for got about him whoops lol
It could be little mike stand either we just dont know lol
Thanks for my coffee by the way!!:D

[RadioMaster]

gimme something....SOMETHING!!!:panic:

[dottie]

Awww...stay and chat with me for a bit...what is your pleasure today? :??:

Um that would be telling, no honest I have been on my lap top since 9 am this morning and its now 2.30pm really must get some work done now, but will try and come back later.......:-P

[mszee]

Um that would be telling, no honest I have been on my lap top since 9 am this morning and its now 2.30pm really must get some work done now, but will try and come back later.......:-P


What is work??? :shock:

Alright...stop by later...will hold my breath!!! :D

[dottie]

What is work??? :shock:

Alright...stop by later...will hold my breath!!! :D

Um can see my first aid training is going to come in useful:cool: :lol:

[mszee]

Um can see my first aid training is going to come in useful:cool: :lol:

For sure...most of us can use it here!!! :lol:

[RadioMaster]

gimme something....SOMETHING!!!:panic:

:!::!::!:

:panic:
:angry:
:panic:
:shock:

[mszee]

There, there, dear...:roll:

*Hands Radiomaster something*...:shit:

Here you're....no need to get upset so...:cheers:

[RadioMaster]

:shock::shock::shock::barf:

:angry:

:nuts:

:angry:

:retard:

:tard:

...:eyebrows:

[mszee]

NOW we're posting disjointed icons...:yawn:

OH wait...did you just "Hey baby" me??? :shock:

[hayley]

There there RJ the men in white coats will be here soon, just mind you dont get any of that something :shit: on the bar stools or the walls! :lawl:

[mszee]

Can't blame me...he asked for SOMETHING...he got SOMETHING...:devil:

[hayley]

The worrying thing is its not his own :shit:.........:shock:

[mszee]

:angry: No, it's not...it's those damn emus...

Wait till Gerry comes back...he is gonna get it...:ninja:

[hayley]

Emus :lmao: where did gerry get an emu from??They do have emu farms dont they??

[mszee]

Emus :lmao: where did gerry get an emu from??They do have emu farms dont they??


Don't know...but he brought a bunch of them here on the previous page...and bolted...now I have to wait for him to come back and discuss those darn Emus with him...:roll:

[hayley]

I think emu should be on the menu lol
I have seen ostrich burgers emu's cant be that different can they? :shrug:

[vrg]

Well, what are those white coats doing here? Is that poor young man sick? What a shame!

Can I have coffee and scrambled eggs, please? Is Bob your cellarman still across the pond? Will he ever get back from holiday? He is missed around here. Seems like he's been playing a lot of golf lately.

Thanks.

[mszee]

I think emu should be on the menu lol
I have seen ostrich burgers emu's cant be that different can they? :shrug:


Done...


http://media.mlxxfc.net/spring_menu1.gif

[hayley]

Done...


http://media.mlxxfc.net/spring_menu1.gif


:lmao:

[mszee]

Well, what are those white coats doing here? Is that poor young man sick? What a shame!

Can I have coffee and scrambled eggs, please? Is Bob your cellarman still across the pond? Will he ever get back from holiday? He is missed around here. Seems like he's been playing a lot of golf lately.

Thanks.

Here you go...one coffee...one scrambled eggs...:D

This young man must have eaten something bad...but NOT here...:mad:

Bob is back from the holiday - enough of golf for him already!!!

To be honest with you...he's been playing golf here in the cellar with our wine bottles...so much damage...:roll:

Don't know what to do with him...:evil:

[mszee]

:lmao:

Will you be ordering, miss??? :lol:

[RadioMaster]

OK...let me try to get this:

1. Gerry brought Emus to the bar

2. The barlady wanted them to get away

3. I asked for something to eat

4. The barlady offered me :shit:

5. The barlady and a guest are talking about who´s :shit: that is

6. They want sent ME to the nuthouse

7. They decided that it´s the emu´s :shit:

8. They want to put it on the menu

And now you wonder that nobody comes here anymore...?:nuts:
:lmao:

Some years ago...you could buy lollipops with REAL locusts inside, wouldnt that be a great business idea too?

I think it´s definitely time that your boss comes back to this......restaurant...

[mszee]

Please read my very first post of the day...:roll:

I expressed exactly same sentiments...:twisted:

[hayley]

Some years ago...you could buy lollipops with REAL locusts inside, wouldnt that be a great business idea too?


Locusts.......lollipops...........why??:shock:

[RadioMaster]

Yeah....if you got a sensitive stomach...http://www.zdf.de/ZDFde/img/114/0,1886,2320882,00.jpg

[dottie]

my butchers G.K. in Twickenham stocks Emu steaks - not for me though ukk!!:shock:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: THAT'S IT.











NO MORE FRENCH FOOD IN HERE :bicker:


:lmao:

[RadioMaster]

Hmmm...Locusts, Emus, :shit:, that sounds more like...english food!:)):lmao:

:devil:

A piece of meatloaf please..

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Got a steak sandwich if you want that :shock:

[vrg]

Are you saying Bob is HERE??? :pray: :pray: Is he here now? :heart: :heart:

Sorry about the damage; can't imagine him breaking wine bottles. :oops:

Oh, may I have my special, please? It's been a while.

Did I see emu steaks available? What's an emu?? :shock:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well, yeah, Bob is here.

Don't know why anybody would be interested to know that though :roll:

He's down the cellar at the moment changing the barrels.

The EMU steaks are deffinatly off the menu :wtf:

[Chris]

Aha landlord - a pint of your finest champers please. And something for my lady please.....

Incidentally the ever delightful lucy has just been ringing up for a witter so I suggested she head over for the barmiads job. I trust that is ok with yourself?

[dottie]

and there was me looking for a new position, reckon I'd make quite a good bar person p.c. and all that........... much prefer maid as it conjures up pictures of wenches like nell gywn,,,,,:oops:

[mszee]

Wow...I think with so many candidates I can finally retire...:lmao:

[Chris]

I can just picture you in your barmaids outfit, dottie. Pulling pints of loverly loverly guinness and flirting outrageously with the customers and and.......

Oh my, time for a little lie down.

[dottie]

I can just picture you in your barmaids outfit, dottie. Pulling pints of loverly loverly guinness and flirting outrageously with the customers and and.......

Oh my, time for a little lie down.

now, now Chris - um come to think of it, could really make a fantastic bar maid, as you say I'm flirty, out going, fun loving, love to dress up, and can pull one mean guiness....................... and you could play my barman:-P

[Chris]

now, now Chris - um come to think of it, could really make a fantastic bar maid, as you say I'm flirty, out going, fun loving, love to dress up, and can pull one mean guiness....................... and you could play my barman:-P

I bet you say that to all the boys ;)

[dottie]

I bet you say that to all the boys ;)

Only you, can make my world seem bright, only you.............:lol:

have I missed your trip Chris, everythings been up in the air lately.....

[Chris]

Not gone on my trip yet. Mid october all being well. I shall be in touch to see if you are free adn if we can entice you out for a drinky - hopefully the Tangerine Teal will be there as well.

Now, where is that landlord with my pint?

[dottie]

Fantastic Chris - half term, and please may I have a scotch and diet lemonade

[Gez]

:angry: No, it's not...it's those damn emus...

Wait till Gerry comes back...he is gonna get it...:ninja:

..........whats up, are you not EMUSED :D

[Caelan]

one beer please..

[Lord Kagan]

A Coffee please

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

A Bud plz

I'm gagging :cheers:

[RadioMaster]

Some :nuts: please!

[Caelan]

:eyebrows::panic:here you go RJ:eyebrows::panic::weee::retard:

[djfierce]

babysitter please! :panic:

[Caelan]

babysitter please! :panic:

doubt they serve babysitters here...

[hayley]

Poor you
I could help seeing as im so close but i have a headache lol;)

[SW31]

could i have a pint of stella please

[mszee]

..........whats up, are you not EMUSED :D

Ummm...had to clean up all this...:shit: :shit: :shit:

Served it to a paying customer by mistake...so much trouble...:roll:

[mszee]

:D Since this is a virtual pub...all of you consider yourselves served!!! :twisted:

[SW31]

thanks i'll have another beer

[mszee]

Here you go...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/drinky.jpg

[SW31]

thanks gulp..........................ah

[mszee]

God bless!!!

[SW31]

:hic: :hic: :hic: :heart: :heart: :cheers:

[mszee]

:oops: :oops: :oops:

:twisted:

:hic:

:retard:

[SW31]

:oops: :oops: :oops:

:twisted:

:hic:

:retard:



:panic: :panic: :panic: oh no i can't take it anymore

[mszee]

Purqua??? :angst:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Right, the landlord is off for an early night :zzz:

See thee all tomorrow :wave:

[SW31]

:arrr: you can't go early theres some drinking to be done.rah 16/10/06:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

[hayley]

The strongest beverage you have please!!!:hic:

[JanT]

Weak tea, milk, two sugars, two bowls of water, one large, one small and a packet of dry roast peanuts please :-)

[Caelan]

a whole lot of beer please..I need some..:roll:

[The Flying Mouse]

a whole lot of beer please..I need some..:roll:

:twisted: This we can do :mrgreen:

[L96]

Drinks for all, barkeep, please... my shout... it's a celebration night, please make vrg and mszee doubles (they're gonna need em). :D

[mszee]

Drinks for all, barkeep, please... my shout... it's a celebration night, please make vrg and mszee doubles (they're gonna need em). :D

WB and hold yer horses...some people just woke up...:roll:

Can I have a coffee please??? :twisted:

[L96]

WB and hold yer horses...some people just woke up...:roll:

Can I have a coffee please??? :twisted:

Only if you make a double. :D

[mszee]

Only if you make a double. :D

I don't see anybody serving here...one sec...

LANDLORD!!!! OH LANDLORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[L96]

Erm, coffee ain't celebratory... how about Spumante? :lol:

[mszee]

I have to wake up...I am completely asleep...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Drinks coming up :mrgreen:

[mszee]

:twisted: Drinks coming up :mrgreen:

Thanks, landlord...make my triple whatever it is...

[Caelan]

well that sounds good..

one triple for me too please:-P

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: One triple water coming up :mrgreen:

[Caelan]

:twisted: thanks for the ice in it..that makes it taste very good:p

[mszee]

Landlord...which part of my body hurts the most???? :shock:

Could you please recommend something for a hangover...:hic: :barf: :retard:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I need a curer myself :doh:

Should really give up the beer :lmao:

[RadioMaster]

some nuts with a pinch of salt please! :twisted::lmao:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Just a cuppa tea please
;)

[mszee]

:twisted: I need a curer myself :doh:

Should really give up the beer :lmao:

As I remember correctly...you ENCOURAGED me to drink last night...:nag: :bicker:

So you pay now...:nag:

What is a cure for love??? :heart:

OH yeah...that's from the different opera...right now I need a cure for hangover...:panic:

[The Flying Mouse]

OH yeah...that's from the different opera...rig

:twisted: BTW, did we decide if La Traviata was better than Madam Butterfly in chat last night? :wtf:

[mszee]

:twisted: BTW, did we decide if La Traviata was better than Madam Butterfly in chat last night? :wtf:

No we didn't...but I will take Madama Butterfly (Chio Chio San) any day over La Traviata...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I still go with La Traviata 8)

[mszee]

:twisted: I still go with La Traviata 8)

You go, dear...you go...and when you pass my house...keep on going...;)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I can feel a domestic coming on :lmao:

[mszee]

:twisted: I can feel a domestic coming on :lmao:

*Takes her hairdryer......................................................
































and starts drying her hair*...

Domestic, dearest??? What's THAT??? :shock:

[RadioMaster]

some nuts with a pinch of salt please! :twisted::lmao:

*Looks at watch*
*Looks around*
*goes to the door*
*leaves without neither nuts nor salt*
:angry:

[SW31]

beer please

[SW31]

for posting 1000 posts i'll have a bottle of jack daniels please to share of course

[L96]

Here, have a little umbrella... :D As a token of esteem and congratulations.

[Gez]

........anything........soon
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/8601/aftershockliqueurjo9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Hello stranger :mrgreen:

What 'll be your poison tonight sir? :D

[mszee]

A little mixed arsenic on the rocks, please!!!

[RadioMaster]

I´m STILL WAITING for my :nuts: with a pinch of salt!!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Here you go :mrgreen:

[mszee]

:twisted: Here you go :mrgreen:


Sir...how come you serve arsenic without cherry on top and umbrella??? :shock:

Also...other pubs enclose discounted coupon for the nearby mortuary with this particular drink...

[RadioMaster]

Am I invisible

:nuts::bicker:

[mszee]

Am I invisible

:nuts::bicker:


I think he served both of us in one shot - busy man!!!

[JanT]

Cup of Horlicks please :yawn:

[SW31]

in for a quick beer

[JanT]

Am still awake :yawn: cup of Horlicks please :(

[mszee]

Landlord is not here tonight - important business elsewhere...

So let me help...

One cup of Horlicks and one super quick beer coming up!!!

[Caelan]

he ho bartender...
1 COFFEE please:D

[L96]

Anything and everything you have, please... BFG ROCKS!!!

[RadioMaster]

A bat´s head please...

[mszee]

Landlord...gimme a stiff one...need it...

THIS ALBUM ROCKS AND I AM WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Right, drinks are on the house for the rest of the day, but i'm afraid it's gonna be self service as the landlord is gonna be very busy rocking all day :wink:

[mszee]

Raising her glass to Meat!!!

LONG LIVE AND PROSPER AND KEEP US ROCKING, KIND SIR!!!

Landlord, to your health, happiness and prosperity!!!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: TO BAT III
and hitting
NUMBER 1
ALL OVER THE WORLD

[mszee]

:twisted: TO BAT III
and hitting
NUMBER 1
ALL OVER THE WORLD


I'll drink to that!!!

[Hypnobabe]

Something to make me feel better please...

[mszee]

Something to make me feel better please...

What's wrong, honey??? :(

[Hypnobabe]

Had a rough weekend... had to go with a friend to report a suspected rape (her, not me) and now I think I've got a flu-ey type bug and I feel very queasy - not good 'cos I've got to work tonight...

Hug would be good too...

[mszee]

Had a rough weekend... had to go with a friend to report a suspected rape (her, not me) and now I think I've got a flu-ey type bug and I feel very queasy - not good 'cos I've got to work tonight...

Hug would be good too...


Can offer you a virtual drink and a skype call whenever you want to...I am good with sorting out things...better than any therapist ;) ;) ;)

[Hypnobabe]

That would be lovely... I'll take the drink now, help me get ready for work... Thanks hon {hugs Zina}

[mszee]

That would be lovely... I'll take the drink now, help me get ready for work... Thanks hon {hugs Zina}

Great...here you go...the most exotic one...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/drin.jpg

[SW31]

beer please

[mszee]

beer please

Sure thing...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/bap.jpg

[Gez]

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/6872/040207lek3380001lo9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

...........anyone??

[mszee]

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/6872/040207lek3380001lo9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

...........anyone??

Gerry, you're a prince of a man!!! :cool:

[mszee]

Here, Andy...piece of cake for you...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/choccake-slice.jpg

[L96]

Consider cake eaten.

May I have a Tarax and vodka to wash it down with, please?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted:

FINALLY.

After two and a half years, the pub sign has finally arrived :shock:

http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showpost.php?p=86911&postcount=1

[mszee]

:twisted:

FINALLY.

After two and a half years, the pub sign has finally arrived :shock:

http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showpost.php?p=86911&postcount=1


Looks great dear!!! :cool:

[RadioMaster]

I want a piece of cake, a pizza, some ice cream, french fries, a steak, a piece of meatloaf and a glass of water, please. (I´m hungry)

[mszee]

Right...Landlord is away on a secret mission...pssst...will tell you what it is since it's highly classified...he went to try and get special recipe for egg salad...

Here you go...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/choccake-slice.jpg

http://media.mlxxfc.net/fr.jpg

http://media.mlxxfc.net/icec.jpg

http://media.mlxxfc.net/mea.jpg

http://media.mlxxfc.net/piz.jpg

http://media.mlxxfc.net/st.jpg

http://media.mlxxfc.net/wat.jpg

Whew...next time please come when landlord is here...

Now...did you get my e-mail and was it to your liking???;)

[RadioMaster]

Got it, it was the right link, but unfortunately they have erased that site:(
But luckily I was there as long as it was possible...

thanks for food! The bill please!

[vrg]

Man, that was some lunch!

How about one of my specials to chase after my lunch, please.

Is your cellarman still wandering the country on gigs? Miss him around here. :heart:

[mszee]

Got it, it was the right link, but unfortunately they have erased that site:(
But luckily I was there as long as it was possible...

thanks for food! The bill please!


Yes, sir...let's see...

That would be...$1,033,055.05

Thank you.

[mszee]

Man, that was some lunch!

How about one of my specials to chase after my lunch, please.

Is your cellarman still wandering the country on gigs? Miss him around here. :heart:

Right...

BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mszee]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/MEATL.jpg

M'am...did you call me???

[mszee]

Yes, Bob...serve that nice lady up there her usual...

Right...who is next???

[RadioMaster]

Yes, sir...let's see...

That would be...$1,033,055.05

Thank you.

Erm...yeah...right...let me....erm

do you accept pintos :bleh:

*looks for the exit*

[mszee]

Erm...yeah...right...let me....erm

do you accept pintos :bleh:

*looks for the exit*

Don't you look for exit...Bob is watching you...:roll:

We don't accept pintos...but we DO accept skin off your back...how about that??? :roll: :shock:

[RadioMaster]

:shock::panic:

Erm can I score it up?

[mszee]

:shock::panic:

Erm can I score it up?

Score it up??? You want to write music for the pub?

National anthem for THIS pub?

Sure...go ahead...if you can write music like Mr. J. Steinman...

Can YOU write music like Mr. Steinman??? :wtf:

Landlord here is very particular about Tanz...something like that will do...;)

[Gez]

:twisted:

FINALLY.

After two and a half years, the pub sign has finally arrived :shock:

http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showpost.php?p=86911&postcount=1


right, hands up whos got too much time on their hands :roll: ;)

[mszee]

right, hands up whos got too much time on their hands :roll: ;)

GERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HERE...ON THE PUB...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/CHAMP.jpg

[RadioMaster]

Score it up??? You want to write music for the pub?

National anthem for THIS pub?

Sure...go ahead...if you can write music like Mr. J. Steinman...

Can YOU write music like Mr. Steinman??? :wtf:

Landlord here is very particular about Tanz...something like that will do...;)

Sure I can!
let me give you an example of the pub anthem I wrote some minutes ago:

la lalala lalala lala lalala la lalalala lalala la la lala laaa laaaaaaa laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(have to write the lyrics later)

:))

[Caelan]

something strong please:cool:

[hayley]

hellooooo i thought it would be fitting that my first post back after my absence due to lack of internet should be in the pub!!
A large vodka and coke please!!!

[mszee]

Sure I can!
let me give you an example of the pub anthem I wrote some minutes ago:

la lalala lalala lala lalala la lalalala lalala la la lala laaa laaaaaaa laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(have to write the lyrics later)

:))

Write the notes and the lyrics and you've got a deal...and don't you dare leave without either paying or anthem...

[mszee]

When it rains...it pours...*sigh*...oh well...

Something VERY strong for Caelan - have no clue what it is...

Large vodka and coke for Hayley - welcome back, hon...we missed you!!!

[hayley]

thanks zina i missed u lot 2!!i hated being without the internet it sucked badly!!!

[RadioMaster]

thanks zina i missed u lot 2!!i hated being without the internet it sucked badly!!!

Hayley!!!!!!!!!!
Damn, I hate that feeling too! We´re internet addicted!:panic:


so, yeah... lyrics...let me see, an average Jim Steinman song includes the words

pit, fire, burn, hell, love

so, let´s call it the

The pits of love (are burning in the fires of hell)
eh? :))

[mszee]

Hayley!!!!!!!!!!
Damn, I hate that feeling too! We´re internet addicted!:panic:


so, yeah... lyrics...let me see, an average Jim Steinman song includes the words

pit, fire, burn, hell, love

so, let´s call it the

The pits of love (are burning in the fires of hell)
eh? :))


And that would pertain to Bat and Belfry how??? :bicker:

Alright...cutting you a slack and giving you till tomorrow...but it HAS TO BE good...ok?

(Although I do like a sound of it...kinda...The pits of love are burning in the fires of hell)...

Yeah...I like THAT...

[mszee]

thanks zina i missed u lot 2!!i hated being without the internet it sucked badly!!!

I can only imagine...well, sit down, hun...relax...your hat stand is still here...:D

[RadioMaster]

Every pub guest is invited to come to the chat now. As special offer you´ll get a free cricket bat and me singing a song of your choice!:shock:

[mszee]

Every pub guest is invited to come to the chat now. As special offer you´ll get a free cricket bat and me singing a song of your choice!:shock:

I am on duty here...will be in chat later later later...when close the pub here...

Thank, hun...:-P

[hayley]

I can only imagine...well, sit down, hun...relax...your hat stand is still here...:D
Thanks i missed him!!hows the cellarman??

[vrg]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/MEATL.jpg




Bob: There you are, Mame. Your Special! *with fabulous smile*

:heart: :heart: Thank you so much, Bob! How was your travelling and the gigs? :heart:

Bob: Was great! Am leaving again for big gig in London and then NY. You won't see me for a while; rehearsals, etc. Maybe later at the show!
*Bob leaves quickly out of the door*

:heart: :heart: Zina, make this a double, please, :bunny: I've got to find out where those shows he's talking about are.

[mszee]

I do so enjoy watching people talking to themselves...

*Sits down, pours herself a stiff drink and watches the show as performed by Hayley and VRG*

:lurk:

[hayley]

:lmao:

[Chris]

Barkeep, break out the good whiskey!

*Toasts Patti - Here's to the future*

*Grabs Microphone*
ldIyD-vdHag

[hayley]

very nice chris!!:D A round of applause is in order

[mszee]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/wis.jpg



Thank you, kind sir...it was a good song...



:( :hic: :shrug:

[Gez]

something strong please:cool:



http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2308/weightliftingsupplementsct3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[mszee]

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2308/weightliftingsupplementsct3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Sigh...

First emus...now muscled freaks...argh...:(

[RadioMaster]

where did you get that pic of me??:shock::angry:

[hayley]

:shock:
*waves madly to all in the pub*
Give me what ever u want.....appart from a slap or a kick in ass!

[RadioMaster]

how about a *Punch*?
no
wait
that one is needed for carl?
A *kiss*?
or *something in the janitor´s closet*?:eyebrows:

[hayley]

:shock:
Bad rj!!

[Gez]

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/6860/the81b247fyp6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

...here's your coat, you've had too much already :shock:

[hayley]

but i dont want to go....:(
il be good...:twisted:

[mszee]

Thanks, Gerry for the help with unruly crowd...:D

Gerry...what we REALLY need here is your picture personally autographed...:cool:

That would make our pub even MORE popular!!!;)

[RadioMaster]

she called me bad!:shock:
she´s definitely drunk tho.

[mszee]

she called me bad!:shock:
she´s definitely drunk tho.

You're in a pub...live with it!!!

[hayley]

im thowy........

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2308/weightliftingsupplementsct3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

That'll do me Gez :D

[Hypnobabe]

A little something to calm my nerves, please...

[mszee]

A little something to calm my nerves, please...

A little something for you...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/punch.jpg

[Hypnobabe]

Thank you Zina...

[mszee]

Thank you Zina...


You're quite welcome...

A big hug from me to you across the miles!!! :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: *Pours self a coffee* :coffee:

It's been a long weekend.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

I'll have a ham & cheese sarnie with beetroot & plum toms on the side

Glassa milk please ;)

[mszee]

I'll have a ham & cheese sarnie with beetroot & plum toms on the side

Glassa milk please ;)

Whatever you said above...you wish is our command...

Now...landlord!!! One coffee shower please!!!

[L96]

I'm not too sure what I want, but I think it had better be a double, please.

[mszee]

I'm not too sure what I want, but I think it had better be a double, please.


I'll make it a triple if you get landlord to serve my order...still waiting here half asleep...

[Caelan]

helllooooo anyone around?



BBBBBBBBEEEEEERRRR please

[RadioMaster]

I´m hungry gimme the best you´ve got!

[Caelan]

I´m hungry gimme the best you´ve got!
some (M)meat please..

[JanT]

weak tea, milk, two sugars please.

[Lord Kagan]

Rum please :D

[Caelan]

ehy I already am waiting a whole day for my (M)meat
no I like a cold beer with it

[mszee]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/mmbb.jpg


http://media.mlxxfc.net/oem_table3_th.jpg

http://media.mlxxfc.net/mm.jpg

Alright...everybody is served...I gotsa run...

Call landlord if need more stuff...

[Gez]

That'll do me Gez :D

Only for you babe :D ;)

[Gez]

That'll do me Gez :D

Only for you hun :D ;)

[Gez]

TWICE :!: :!:

[Hypnobabe]

Hello? Anyone serving? I could use a cappuchino to wake me up today...