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long time that i've seen this thread coming up...please one coffee:D
Hypnobabe
03 Oct 2006, 15:48
*Hypnobabe climbs over the bar, runs a sink full of hot soapy water and starts washing down the bar*
I'll be with you in a minute... Hope the landlord doesn't mind...
:shock:
Did he finally find me a replacement???
Hypnobabe
03 Oct 2006, 16:09
No no no! Just about to help myself....
Oh you do that...I've handed my resignation numerous times...
He just wouldn't accept it...:(
For now at least...:D
RadioMaster
03 Oct 2006, 17:26
I just need some food......MUCH food........surprise me!
Hypnobabe
03 Oct 2006, 19:00
One extra large trifle sandwich, coming up...
Weak tea, milk, two sugars please.
can I have a beer please...
Oh god...I need a drink myself...
*Serves everybody...pours herself a large glass of vodka and scampers off to bed*
The Flying Mouse
04 Oct 2006, 14:40
:twisted: Well looks like my annual holiday is over.
Back to the beer pumps :wink:
MeatGrl1
04 Oct 2006, 14:47
Barkeep, break out the good whiskey!
*Toasts Patti - Here's to the future*
*Grabs Microphone*
ldIyD-vdHag
Very good song!
Liked it!
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2308/weightliftingsupplementsct3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Eww!
:barf:!
I need a Sex On The Beach or a Malibu and Coke now !!!
MeatGrl1
04 Oct 2006, 15:00
Sex On The Beach is a cocktail, it's scrummy!
Hit the road, Jack and don't you come here no more no more no more no more...can I have a drink please? I need one...
Mug of warm milk please. I can't sleep again :yawn:
Mug of warm milk please. I can't sleep again :yawn:
Poor Jan...here you go...your warm milk and a packet of sleeping pills...hope you'll sleep soon...:D
Thank you :-) ooops! The dog ate the pills. Do you think she'll be ok? She sounds ok, her snoring is a little louder than usual but she seems fine... aarrrgghhhh!!!! the moggie knicked me milk. :angry:
Oh Jan...and I am about to close the shop...
Here...take more milk and pills...hopefully it will help...
Dog will be ok...just kick her if she snores too loud...
lol will do.
I think I went to bed before you and I am 5 hours behind...:shock:
I think I went to bed before you and I am 5 hours behind...:shock:
Still got up at 6am, still walked to college (2.2miles away), still sat in Simultaneous Quadratic Equations (and got every tester correct), still walked home from college. It's 14:07 now and I STILL haven't been to bed. :coffee:
:shock:
Off with your head!!!
And off with you to bed!!!
:shock:
Off with your head!!!
And off with you to bed!!!
ok ok... I'm going. :faint:
Quadruple scotch, please.
Today is a self-service day - help yourself!
No, no, NO.
The point of going to the pub is to have some company, some socialising... :-(
No, no, NO.
The point of going to the pub is to have some company, some socialising... :-(
Alright...one company is away and the other company is at her day job...
How about we meet then a little later for a drink?
wenners
09 Oct 2006, 23:59
No, no, NO.
The point of going to the pub is to have some company, some socialising... :-(
I thought the point of going to the pub was to get pissed
I thought the point of going to the pub was to get pissed
Obviously, THAT point is missed on some...:-P
wenners
10 Oct 2006, 00:13
and to try and take advantage of some drunken lush
and to try and take advantage of some drunken lush
:shock:
Give me a couple of hours and come back then...
;)
The Flying Mouse
12 Oct 2006, 19:08
:twisted: I think the landlord should allow himself a pint of the house best :mrgreen:
:twisted: I think the landlord should allow himself a pint of the house best :mrgreen:
And so he should...welcome back...
Mind sharing a drink?
Milk, tea, two sugars, and two dishes of water, one large, one small please :D
Milk, tea, two sugars, and two dishes of water, one large, one small please :D
Hi, Jan...how are you, sweetheart?
Here's your order...how are your kitties?
I am afraid of cats...:(
Hi, Jan...how are you, sweetheart?
Here's your order...how are your kitties?
I am afraid of cats...:(
Am well thank you :D Abbey (the dog) is fine, she never stops wagging her tail and Meat Loaf (the cat) is having great fun chasing Abbey's wagging tail. Don't worry, with a name like Meat Loaf he isn't going to bother bats. :D
Jan, good to know...
I am smiling to myself here...love dogs...but cats...you know...us mice and cats...are not exactly friends...
**hic** ............anyfn please :D
Cup of Horlicks please :yawn:
Cup of Horlicks please :yawn:
Why don't you have a proper drink already??? :shock:
Can I have a drink please?
Can I have a drink please?
ROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Many moons!!!
Drink is on the house!!!
Ok I'll have a bottle of Moet please
Ok I'll have a bottle of Moet please
:shock:
Ummm...good thing it's a virtual pub...you can even take Moet shower...
:shock:
Ummm...good thing it's a virtual pub...you can even take Moet shower...
MMmm i like the sound of that!
MMmm i like the sound of that!
Or you can take a Moet bath...mind if I join you??? ;)
beer please & onne for the bar person
beer please & onne for the bar person
Thank you, kind sir...here is your beer...and I don't mind one...
So...what's new and exciting?
Or you can take a Moet bath...mind if I join you??? ;)
By all means....
By all means....
*Opens up faucets and starts filling up a tub full of champagne*....
*Opens up faucets and starts filling up a tub full of champagne*....
*Ross start's drinking*
Any other man would have started with undressing...oh well...I'll drink too then...
Any other man would have started with undressing...oh well...I'll drink too then...
Who said I was dressed in the first place?
Who said I was dressed in the first place?
:oops:
I am blind...blind as a bat...so...this is not the door handle I am holding????
:shock:
OMG --
beer please need it for shock
OMG --
beer please need it for shock
And I thought you were a little older and more mature than that...
Oh well...here is your beer...drink in good health...
hmm the shock of seeing ross naked better make that a double jack dan no ice
hmm the shock of seeing ross naked better make that a double jack dan no ice
Double Jack Daniels straight coming up!!!
Yeah...was a shock to me too...:shock:
Good thing I am not wearing my glasses...
Where ARE my glasses???
Can't...don't have eyes there...
What do you see on top of my head??? :shock:
Well...are we gonna do something about it or are we just gonna stare at my glasses???
Sorry i dozed off for a bit there.... sorry if I traumitized you Chris
yep another beer please board in chat by myself?????
You can chat with me here...who needs a chat when you have such a charming barmaid???
with beer aswell
You can say THAT again...all the comforts of NOT home...
yep need a good moan as back to work tomorrow or could i get suspended
Ouch...that's what is good about this place...all the work is typing...
bottle of rivercrest california rose please & 2 glasses & if it takes the plesure of the barperson to join me for a drink & a chat need to chill
bottle of rivercrest california rose please & 2 glasses & if it takes the plesure of the barperson to join me for a drink & a chat need to chill
Sorry wasn't around...that purchase of tickets from fanfire took a LOT out of me...never have I seen such a terrible chaos!!!
Hey...I will be at Wembley as it appears now...will I have a pleasure to have a real drink with my virtual pub buddy?
Hypnobabe
26 Oct 2006, 12:31
Yayyyy!!!! I'll get to meet my buddy for real!! Champagne all round to celebrate!!! And a lemsip for me please, I feel grotty..... :(
Cup of tea, milk, two sugars please :)
Yayyyy!!!! I'll get to meet my buddy for real!! Champagne all round to celebrate!!! And a lemsip for me please, I feel grotty..... :(
You refering to moi???
We will talk before the concert...if I am going over there...I might stay there for a few days...so who knows?
Don't know what lemsip is but please have it on the house...
AND...will buy you a drink when I am there...god...I owe so many drinks...will go belly up...
Cup of tea, milk, two sugars please :)
No tea for people who are able to go to ML concert!!!
Champagne, Jan...champagne!!!
RadioMaster
26 Oct 2006, 18:20
for me....NOTHING AT ALL
RadioMaster
26 Oct 2006, 18:21
You refering to moi???
We will talk before the concert...if I am going over there...I might stay there for a few days...so who knows?
Don't know what lemsip is but please have it on the house...
AND...will buy you a drink when I am there...god...I owe so many drinks...will go belly up...
If I come.......will you buy me a drink too?:??:;)
If I come.......will you buy me a drink too?:??:;)
Oh please come...I will buy you a dinner too!!!! :D
RadioMaster
26 Oct 2006, 18:51
hmmmm....a dinner.......good a level results to build my future on
hard to decide.....
:))
IŽll try my BEST to find a way to come, I swear to God!
hmmmm....a dinner.......good a level results to build my future on
hard to decide.....
:))
IŽll try my BEST to find a way to come, I swear to God!
That would be great...although I do appreciate your difficulties...
Hey...have a virtual beer on the house, eh?
Hypnobabe
26 Oct 2006, 19:48
You refering to moi???
We will talk before the concert...if I am going over there...I might stay there for a few days...so who knows?
Don't know what lemsip is but please have it on the house...
AND...will buy you a drink when I am there...god...I owe so many drinks...will go belly up...
Of course I'm referring to you!!
And Lemsip is a cold rememdy, hot lemon with aspirin or paracetamol and caffeine... So thanks for the freebie, I'm feeling much better now...
Of course I'm referring to you!!
And Lemsip is a cold rememdy, hot lemon with aspirin or paracetamol and caffeine... So thanks for the freebie, I'm feeling much better now...
Well, as soon as I show up there are plenty of other people here...hahahahahaha...
Were you not feeling well before??? :shock:
Hey...how about some brandy? Does wonders for all illnesses...
Hypnobabe
26 Oct 2006, 19:57
Got a succumbing to stress cold coming out, trying to stop it in it's tracks but not doing too well...
Not overly keen on brandy, think I'll stick to the hot lemon for the time being...
Got a succumbing to stress cold coming out, trying to stop it in it's tracks but not doing too well...
Not overly keen on brandy, think I'll stick to the hot lemon for the time being...
I never get colds because of stress...:shock:
But then again...I am as weird as they come...
Brandy is an acquired taste...and there are so many types...it's hard to tell what's what...but a very good...EXPENSIVE brandy...cognac, in fact...makes all the difference...the aroma of it...just holding a snifter and smelling it...gives you some extra special feeling...
AND...brandy has to be drunk in very small quantities...with tiny sips...
Not that I am a big conoseur...BUT...brandy/cognac is something Russian understands...
Hypnobabe
26 Oct 2006, 20:18
Perhaps I should be guided by you.... What would you recommend?
Perhaps I should be guided by you.... What would you recommend?
Do you have any Russian delis in your area? They carry sometimes Russian (not really Russian) liquors...
Armenian brandy is considered the best brandy of those parts...they will be able to recommend if you have some Russian/Polish store in the area...if not...I just might bring a bottle or two with me...
We also have fruit brandies...brandy aged with full fruit inside (peach, for example)...those are great for ladies who don't like strong liquors...
A pint of your finest falling down water please. I'm celebrating :yay:
A pint of your finest falling down water please. I'm celebrating :yay:
Don't serve falling down water...only falling down drunk...
How's that??? Will that do?
Hypnobabe
26 Oct 2006, 21:14
Do you have any Russian delis in your area? They carry sometimes Russian (not really Russian) liquors...
Armenian brandy is considered the best brandy of those parts...they will be able to recommend if you have some Russian/Polish store in the area...if not...I just might bring a bottle or two with me...
We also have fruit brandies...brandy aged with full fruit inside (peach, for example)...those are great for ladies who don't like strong liquors...
There is a Russian (supposedly) bar in the nearest big town to me, about 10 miles away, but not a Russian Deli as far as I know.....
I'll try some of what you've got under the counter there for special customers....
There is a Russian (supposedly) bar in the nearest big town to me, about 10 miles away, but not a Russian Deli as far as I know.....
I'll try some of what you've got under the counter there for special customers....
Seeing how this is a virtual pub and there is no shortage of anything...everything is available to everybody...
But I do have to confer with the Landlord who, as it appears, went permanently AWOL...
Don't serve falling down water...only falling down drunk...
How's that??? Will that do?
Yup! That will do nicely thank you :D I'm going to Sheffield May 27th :bunny:
beer please
One beer coming up!!! and don't forget...at Wembley...YOU"RE buying!!! I've served you here enough times...
Oh my god...I am getting so excited!!!
P.S. Not about drinks...about meeting everybody!
just hope i can get some desant? tkts in time
just hope i can get some desant? tkts in time
That is kinda of a problem...
*Pixie falls off the waggon at last*
*Pixie falls off the waggon at last*
Hey!!! Welcome!!! What's your poison???
Thanks! Brrr, one large hot toddy ta :-P
Thanks! Brrr, one large hot toddy ta :-P
Cold, eh? It's this time of the year...
One large hot toddy coming up!!! :D
Tea, milk, two sugars please :)
Tea, milk, two sugars please :)
Here is your tea, Jan...but now I have to run to REAL job...
See you later!!!
That toddy was delicious thanks :lol: Now I shupposhe I shud get back to my job, too, if I can rrmember what it ish... :shock:
That toddy was delicious thanks :lol: Now I shupposhe I shud get back to my job, too, if I can rrmember what it ish... :shock:
It's Friday...no need to remember trivialities like that...
feeling the chill tonight need a large single malt please
feeling the chill tonight need a large single malt please
Large Single malt and a huge blanket coming up!!!
I did...and more than one...do you know how hard it is to type drunk??????
Monstro
28 Oct 2006, 11:45
It isn't too easy with a hangover either!!!!!!!!!!! Large Jamesons please, need hair of the dog.
It isn't too easy with a hangover either!!!!!!!!!!! Large Jamesons please, need hair of the dog.
MICHAEL!!!!
You found the pub!!! :D
Here is your large Jameson...hair of the dog...sounds familiar...hmmm...where did I hear this before??? ;)
Monstro
28 Oct 2006, 12:55
MICHAEL!!!!
You found the pub!!! :D
Here is your large Jameson...hair of the dog...sounds familiar...hmmm...where did I hear this before??? ;)
sssshhhhhhhhhh not so loud lol
sssshhhhhhhhhh not so loud lol
ok
Weak tea, milk, two sugars please and two bowls of water, one large, one small :D
Weak tea, milk, two sugars please and two bowls of water, one large, one small :D
NO weak teas today...only hard liquor...
Let's see...
For you...whiskey
For the dog...champagne
For the cat...GIN
Here you go...everybody is served!!!
Hair of the dog, puhleese...
Hair of the dog, puhleese...
*Promptly shaves the dog and gives hair shavings to Heat*
How's that??? :D
ur splashing out 2day!
*Splashes beer all over Ben*
I think I am doing Grrrrrreat today!!!
lol...medication run out?
lol...medication run out?
I knew I forgot something this morning...:shock:
I knew I forgot something this morning...:shock: :lmao:
hmmm.... Horlicks please :yawn: :yawn: :zzz:
beer please or should that be a hot chocolate
beer please or should that be a hot chocolate
Easy...first beer...THEN hot chocolate...
Yum, hot choc sounds great, but could I please have a marshmallow as well?
Yum, hot choc sounds great, but could I please have a marshmallow as well?
One hot chocolate with tiny marshmallows coming up!!! :D
Yumm, thanks, that was delicious :lol: What can I get you?
Yumm, thanks, that was delicious :lol: What can I get you?
Oh I get everything on the house...somehow I got roped into being the only employee in this place...
The Flying Mouse
31 Oct 2006, 00:32
Oh I get everything on the house...somehow I got roped into being the only employee in this place...
:twisted: Sorry dear, help is at hand.
I've just been busy ever since RAH, and i've been trying to catch up ever since.
That bug I had during the week didn't help either :?
I can't understand why, but Bob wasn't in the cellar on the night of the concert either :shock:
Don't know where he ngot to that night :roll:
*Buys everyone a drink*
I'll have a lemonade please...
Everyone's week starting off ok?
[QUOTE=THE FLYING MOUSE
I can't understand why, but Bob wasn't in the cellar on the night of the concert either :shock:
Don't know where he ngot to that night :roll:[/QUOTE]
He was VERY VERY busy that night,:bunny: :up: :heart: as he will be this Thursday! :heart: :heart:
I could kill for some more wine.... anyone help please?
I could kill for some more wine.... anyone help please?
Some more wine??? Does it mean...you're not exactly sober anymore???
Well I had a nice Chianti last night (slurrrrrp) so I was nice and merry.
Lord Kagan
31 Oct 2006, 13:44
Strong Coffee please :D
Well I had a nice Chianti last night (slurrrrrp) so I was nice and merry.
Good for you!!! Have some more!!!
Strong Coffee please :D
You're in luck...just made a fresh pot!!! :cool:
Weak tea, milk, two sugars, and two bowls of water, one large, one small please :D
You're in luck...just made a fresh pot!!! :cool:
one coffee for me too please:D
firefly
31 Oct 2006, 19:16
make mine a B + coke please!
Strong coffee...weak tea...some water...and unundentified drink...
All done!!!
NOW...wasn't THAT easy???
Mine's a cherry coke ta muchly...
RadioMaster
31 Oct 2006, 22:50
give me the most expensive food you got, filled with the second most expensive:))
ohhh... food... now there's a thought...
give me the most expensive food you got, filled with the second most expensive:))
Lobster with caviar???
ohhh... food... now there's a thought...
Good thought I hope...
Yep...
Methinks i really should think about proper food instead of the treat size mars bars i'm borrowing off the boys...
Yep...
Methinks i really should think about proper food instead of the treat size mars bars i'm borrowing off the boys...
Well, it's Halloween...
Yeah, i know... but i'm already on my 7th!!! :shock:
And i bought some lovely smokey bacon today, and it's just crying out to be paired with a nice crusty roll and some ketchup..
Yeah, i know... but i'm already on my 7th!!! :shock:
And i bought some lovely smokey bacon today, and it's just crying out to be paired with a nice crusty roll and some ketchup..
Are you a new cook landlord has hired???
Err.... not that i know of.... but i do make a very mean chilli
Err.... not that i know of.... but i do make a very mean chilli
This is a pub...we SELL food here...talking about your own...or bringing in your own NOT ALLOWED...
Now...about that chilli....................................
How about Roti's?
*Gets out big fat British(?) culinary book*...ummm...and that would be????
*Gets out big fat British(?) culinary book*...ummm...and that would be????
Ain't got a clue... unless he mean Rosti....
Ain't got a clue... unless he mean Rosti....
That would be a she I think...and it sounds familiar but I can't place it...
RadioMaster
31 Oct 2006, 23:36
is that what IŽm thinking it is?
is that what IŽm thinking it is?
Who the feck knows what are you thinking???
aye - she indeed - sorry.. choccie overload!!!
Rosti is grated veggies, mixed with egg, then shallow fried in pan to make a pancake type thingy. Spuds are best for this, methinks...
RadioMaster
31 Oct 2006, 23:38
http://www.ethlife.ethz.ch/images/roesti-l.jpg
made of potatoes:drool:
*Gets out big fat British(?) culinary book*...ummm...and that would be????
http://www.ethlife.ethz.ch/images/roesti-l.jpg
made of potatoes:drool:
Aye, that's it.
But can also make out of carrot or white radish, etc. Yumsssss!!!
That's not what I was thinking of...but ok...
RadioMaster
01 Nov 2006, 00:02
Aye, that's it.
But can also make out of carrot or white radish, etc. Yumsssss!!!
carrots??? white radish??????
IŽll never understand british food.....
*Gets out big fat British(?) culinary book*...ummm...and that would be????
Now now, not everything I say will be British, it's actually West Indian as far as I'm away it's a somewhat like a pancake, but it's made out of dough and then you fill it with curry.
Now now, not everything I say will be British, it's actually West Indian as far as I'm away it's a somewhat like a pancake, but it's made out of dough and then you fill it with curry.
I know some West Indian food - worked for years with Guyanese...but could never remember the names of the foods I was eating...
Sapphire Lady
01 Nov 2006, 11:24
Do we have any of these Bat III beer mats in this fine establishment? Need something to put my glass of wine down on as I obviously don't want to leave any drips on the beautiful wooden tables :D
http://media.mlxxfc.net/33_2.jpg
I know some West Indian food - worked for years with Guyanese...but could never remember the names of the foods I was eating...
It's actually a Guyanese family I go to, to get my roti's. They make the best Roti's mine are way inferior compared to their's.
It's actually a Guyanese family I go to, to get my roti's. They make the best Roti's mine are way inferior compared to their's.
Then it must be I've eaten it without knowing the name...we used to share each other's food...and had those little International parties since none of us were Americans...
a nice single malt please
a nice single malt please
ANYTHING for you!!!
How are you doing, buddy???
fine on the outside,,really hacked off on the in load of shit at work ,really f****** with my head can't be told on thread .
thanks for the malt & have a good time tomorrow
Well...if you want to...you can always PM me...know all about fecking work...had a BAD day today too...
thanks for the offer but have a couple of colleuges here with a nice case of wine.cheer up your of to see ml tomorrow just wish i could be there with you all
p.s get yourself a drink to sounds like you need one
p.s get yourself a drink to sounds like you need one
No kidding...tired AND stressed out about tomorrow...meeting some peeps from here for the first time...nerve wrecking...
thanks for the offer but have a couple of colleuges here with a nice case of wine.cheer up your of to see ml tomorrow just wish i could be there with you all
Drink for both of us, Chris...
thanks night you'll be fine & will really enjoy it like rah did iacbtmn wow
night night c
thanks night you'll be fine & will really enjoy it like rah did iacbtmn wow
night night c
Night, Chris...hope to catch you on Friday...take care...and thanks for the kind words...
weak tea, milk, two sugars please oh... and a lemsip. Thank you :barf:
Cherry coke pour moi, sil vous plais...
weres that barperson today it's been terrible service & so quiet must be out at the palace . so looks like selfserve beer . cheeres
Wake me up in time for 18th May someone please?:pray: :zzz:
Wake me up in time for 18th May someone please?:pray: :zzz:
Will you be staying here until that time? :twisted:
Can we get a payment upfront??? :mrgreen:
I don't take up much room, just throw a blanket over me in the corner and you won't even know i'm there :lol:
Anyway, what happened to my comfy corner? someone steal it :cool:
Sorry...I am fairly new here...can't have people with blankets in the corner...will scare regulars
Awwwwww no fair ask Heli hound, she used to tidy my comfy corner for me a few years ago :lol: :lol:
Been having a real tough, busy harrassing day today so far; need virtual White Russian, with coffee brandy and double on the vodka. At least I can dream about how such a drink would send me off to buzz land! :shock: :hic:
Where's Bob today? Still on the road? He sure looked fine last week!
:heart: :heart:
Been having a real tough, busy harrassing day today so far; need virtual White Russian, with coffee brandy and double on the vodka. At least I can dream about how such a drink would send me off to buzz land! :shock: :hic:
Where's Bob today? Still on the road? He sure looked fine last week!
:heart: :heart:
ohh you wanna get drunk or something hun
you better watch that vodka..
need some beer to relax with (50 teenagers with paintball guns arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
need some beer to relax with (50 teenagers with paintball guns arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
:shock:
Do you have a real gun?
Wanna buy one cheap???
sorry not allowed in uk but have air guns & rifle
no we took 50 youths paintballing on nov 5 lovly little darlings got what they needed a few shots to the backside were it hurts most
so thats 2 beers & an ice pack for my dead leg
I see...alright...here you go...2 beers and an ice pack for your butt...oh sorry...leg...
no did't get hit in the butt -- legs,arm,ears,head,hands,face mask but no butt
You're welcome hun...so no butt...no help with ice from me...do it yourself...
ok dose this b&b carry any deep heat in the frist aid box my leg is killing me
Well...the barperson here is HOT...
Otherwise...pharmacy is just down the road...
hot patootie bless my soul
Oh yes...I do really love that rock and roll...
May I have an extra large orange juice, with no ice, but with a cocktail umbrella, please?
May I have an extra large orange juice, with no ice, but with a cocktail umbrella, please?
Here you go...now...about that guitar pick..hahahahahaha...
What time does this place stop serving cooked breakfasts? I'm craving eggs and hash browns!
And for all you cynics out there, no I haven't just got up! ;)
What time does this place stop serving cooked breakfasts? I'm craving eggs and hash browns!
And for all you cynics out there, no I haven't just got up! ;)
Breakfast is served 24/7 in this place...
I've never been a cynic so not asking you WHEN you got up...and most importantly...not with WHO...
So here you go with eggs and hash browns!!!
Breakfast of the champions!!! ;)
Yummy! Thanks hun! :D
Have a great day!!! :D
wow brekfast served 24/7 humm
i'll have full english & a mug of china tea please
wow brekfast served 24/7 humm
i'll have full english & a mug of china tea please
By the prickling of my thumbs...your breakfast this way comes...
Here you go...now...about that guitar pick..hahahahahaha...
What about it? :rly:
What about it? :rly:
GIVE IT TO HER!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA...:twisted:
Hypnobabe
09 Nov 2006, 16:17
Do we have any of these Bat III beer mats in this fine establishment? Need something to put my glass of wine down on as I obviously don't want to leave any drips on the beautiful wooden tables :D
http://media.mlxxfc.net/33_2.jpg
You mean you'd actually put soggy drinks on these? Hang on, I've got some Robbie Williams CD's I snagged out of the bin for target practice somewhere.....
And I'll have a large cappuchino please...
EXACTLY my thoughts...it's like having an ashtray with Meat's image to me...
God forbid an ashtray like that!
How about some scrambled eggs, please? A quick breakfast.
I know Bob isn't here; still on the road. Will see him Sunday, I hope.
How are you today?
I have a weird feeling that I am f*cked...just don't know how and by whom at this point...
EXACTLY my thoughts...it's like having an ashtray with Meat's image to me...
ashtray wouldn't be a bad thing at all..:D
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well that's just great..just when I am about to order a nice strong black coffee..:shock:
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Amended: barperson is on leave of absence...
oh no no barperson
help
help
help
The Flying Mouse
10 Nov 2006, 10:50
:twisted: I don't have to take a shift myself do I? :shock:
Yes, you do.
Drinks all round, and a large fruit juice for me, please, with a cocktail umbrella *and* a cherry. :D
is it help yourself in the bar tonight
Rockette
13 Nov 2006, 08:00
.... and I believe I shall ! :D
Anyone else for rum and cola while I'm at the fridge? ;)
Rockette
14 Nov 2006, 02:01
:D Okay. I'll give you a beer, if you give me Meat.
Or isn't that the trade it read like? :twisted:
here you go a picture of meat for 1 beer
Rockette
14 Nov 2006, 03:04
Reasonable trade, but I was kinda hoping for the real deal.
*salivates in the corner with her picture.
Enjoy the beer!
The Flying Mouse
15 Nov 2006, 20:33
:twisted: 300 pages, and all from a thread rescued from Fight Club :shock:
Cheers all :cheers:
:twisted: 300 pages, and all from a thread rescued from Fight Club :shock:
Cheers all :cheers:
Oh lookie who showed up here...
Landlord...house special please!!! ;)
Weak tea, milk, two sugars and two bowls of water, one large, one small please.
The Flying Mouse
15 Nov 2006, 21:07
Oh lookie who showed up here...
Landlord...house special please!!! ;)
:twisted: Here go :up:
*hands over goldfish bowl full of gin*
The Flying Mouse
15 Nov 2006, 21:08
Weak tea, milk, two sugars and two bowls of water, one large, one small please.
:twisted: You sure you won't join us in a house special?
I've just filled three goldfish bowls? :mrgreen:
Well, as you wish then :roll: , don't say I didn't try to twist your arm :wink:
:twisted: Here go :up:
*hands over goldfish bowl full of gin*
Eshcush moi...iszh zhat a toilet????
:shock: :oops: :tard: :retard: :barf:
:twisted: You sure you won't join us in a house special?
I've just filled three goldfish bowls? :mrgreen:
Well, as you wish then :roll: , don't say I didn't try to twist your arm :wink:
Yes please. Can you make them big enough to drown the annoying people in, please? :evil:
Yeah, go on then, I'll have a house special. Fed up of drinking water from a little bowl while the cat drinks tea. Hurts the knees gettin' down on the floor like that. :shock:
Yeah, go on then, I'll have a house special. Fed up of drinking water from a little bowl while the cat drinks tea. Hurts the knees gettin' down on the floor like that. :shock:
Good one, Jan...bwahahahahahahaa...
ok 2 house sp & a beer please
Monstro
16 Nov 2006, 20:24
Excuse me landlord, I need a late license for a bunch of rowdy drunken meated up folks on the 23rd May 2007..............and are you anywhere near Wembley arena???????????????
*grabs a lemsip and sits by the fire in her favourite corner*
ahhh
Horlicks please (it's stupid o'clock in the morning and I can't sleep yet again.) :yawn:
Horlicks please (it's stupid o'clock in the morning and I can't sleep yet again.) :yawn:
*Mixes GREAT sleeping pills into Jan's Horlicks (whatever it is)...
It's 1:30 am, babe...time to sleep...
XXX
2 x beers please & a house bottle of sweet white wine
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