Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)

[mszee]

breakfast would be nice..and a cup of coffee..just a little sugar in it please..

and happy new year to everyone

Here you go...traditional English breakfast that just might add 10 Lbs to your frame...

[Rockette]

Here you go...traditional English breakfast that just might add 10 Lbs to your frame...

:shock: Have you seen how tall this girl is??? She could stash 100 lbs without anyone noticing. They sure do build the Dutchies tall.

[mszee]

:shock: Have you seen how tall this girl is??? She could stash 100 lbs without anyone noticing. They sure do build the Dutchies tall.

I never know how people look outside...only on the inside...and then it either shines through...or I just don't see them at all...

[Rockette]

I never know how people look outside...only on the inside...and then it either shines through...or I just don't see them at all...

Caelan's beauty shines all the way through.

[JanT]

I never know how people look outside...only on the inside...and then it either shines through...or I just don't see them at all...

Woah! Methinks I need something stronger than weak tea, milk and two sugars. May I please have a strong tea, milk and two sugars?

[mszee]

:)) Vodka...gin and tonic...rum and coke...Southern Comfort and coke...

Alright...everybody seems to be served and happy...:))

[RadioMaster]

havent been in here for a while......this place still the same?

[mszee]

havent been in here for a while......this place still the same?

Still the same...landlord is AWOL and I have a headache...come to think of it...maybe that's why he is AWOL...what'll be your pleasure...

[JanT]

Weak tea, milk, two sugars, two bowls of water (one large, one small) please.:D

[Monstro]

Large whisky, diet coke please, bit of ice and no slice

[mszee]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/whiskeycoke.jpg

Sorry...out of diet coke...delivery will be in tomorrow...cheers, mate...

[Monstro]

Sorry, I'm off elsewhere then, can't stand anything else

[mszee]

Sorry, I'm off elsewhere then, can't stand anything else

Alright...have a good night then...

[Monstro]

I already have

[mszee]

I already have

How about good morning then...traditional English breakfast?

[Monstro]

No thanks, still on the alcohol

[mszee]

No thanks, still on the alcohol

Ok...take my previous post...throw out coke...here...have a diet one...a little ice and you're all set...how's that? :cool:

[SW31]

beer please

[mszee]

Hi, Chris, how are you?

[SW31]

fine, been locked up in work issuses for a few days it's nice to be able to get some free time

[mszee]

Well...have a beer on the house....

:cheers:

[SW31]

thanks,hows things yourself

[mszee]

Things are alright...slow and boring...

[JanT]

Something to soothe my sore throat and make me tired enough to sleep please, am not driving and home isn't far from here.

[mszee]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/3338568921.jpg

[JanT]

Ermmm, you've given me a hypodermic needle why? <hides under table and trembles until nasty needlethingy is taken away>

[mszee]

If you have a sore throat...you can't hope to just gulp things down...little by little...drip into your throat...Jagermeister will work wonders...just ask the landlord...he knows...

[JanT]

:panic: Ermmm... ok.. <climbs out from under table>

[mszee]

:panic: Ermmm... ok.. <climbs out from under table>

Would I EVER do that to YOU??? :shock:

Poke you with needles??? :shock:


:faint:

[JanT]

:yikes: <runs round table waving arms in air> weak tea, milk, two sugars please. :shock:

[mszee]

:yikes: <runs round table waving arms in air> weak tea, milk, two sugars please. :shock:

No serve tea...serve spirits...what's a pleasure...

[JanT]

Something to soothe my sore throat please, no nasty needletypethingys thought. I'll sip from a tea spoon.

[mszee]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/wgat.jpg

[JanT]

Thank you :)

[mszee]

Thank you :)

Enjoy...supposed to be good for your throat...or so landlord says...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'll have a Jagermeister.

From an UNOPED bottle methinks.

These plotters are everywhere :bleh:

[mszee]

Have two, why don't you?

http://media.mlxxfc.net/jag.jpg

So...who is after your arse??? I mean...hide???

[SW31]

beer please

[mszee]

beer please

:cheers:

[JanT]

Some more of that throat soothing stuff please. :shock:

[mszee]

Help yourself...your bottle is still here...how is your throat???

[JanT]

Help yourself...your bottle is still here...how is your throat???

Thank you :)

The throat is fine until I cough. Eating is uncomfortable though, feels like I'm swallowing broken glass :panic:. My voice is a source of amusement at college, have done nothing but yodel at everyone.
Well... at least my misfortune is good for something, I've made folk smile today. :yay:

[mszee]

Well, I hope you are better soon...that doctor's appointment seems ages away though...

[JanT]

Was the earliest, tomorrow they are fully booked, they don't open weekends and Monday is when all the hypocondriacs go so that is ALWAYS fully booked.

[mszee]

You have those too? Hypochondriacs???

[SW31]

yep lots of them

[mszee]

Can't stand that...grew up with two VERY ill parents who never complained...

[SW31]

yep i hate them too --


beer please

[mszee]

:cheers: mate, how are you?

[SW31]

completely fcuked with work & were looking after the sister in laws brat while she has another it's taking its toll but other wise fine

[mszee]

Did she have another one yet???

Should have been here last night...a bunch of us drunk running across the threads...I am sure we left plenty behind...hahahahahahahaha...

[SW31]

yes she had a boy 10 days early all doing fine & you canhear a pin drop now peace at last with a cold beer . looks like i missed a good night but im sure they'ell be more

[mszee]

Oh I see...so final chill out, eh?

There will be lots more...stick around...

[SW31]

i intend to

[mszee]

Is it May yet, Chris???

[SW31]

no only about 16 weeks to go

[mszee]

16 weeks...equals to eternity...

[SW31]

it will soon pass i'll have to get the hotel booked

[mszee]

They don't charge right away...you can book at any time...

[mszee]

I don't know what I want more...for those 16 weeks to pass fast...or last forever...

[SW31]

yes i know but i,m bringing a tribe down with me

[mszee]

What's the difference?

[SW31]

need rooms together & more money

[mszee]

Yeah, but you don't have to pay right now...and you cancel up to the date of arrival...not bad terms at all...

[SW31]

also looking for more central & more star rated hotel but ibis will do for now need my home comforts

[mszee]

I see...let me check out something and PM you in a sec...

[SW31]

i thought you booked in at the ibis

[mszee]

I PMed you...

[SW31]

justed got last one

[mszee]

justed got last one

Sounds like you're doing well with your beer, eh? ;)

[SW31]

yeh time for another beer

[mszee]

Here you go...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/berrmug.jpg

[SW31]

thanks have one yourself

[mszee]

thanks have one yourself

I will...virtual one though...back to work tomorrow...AND..my boss is coming back after a week of being absent and me doing nothing but posting here...argh...

[Tim]

a nice salade!

[Hypnobabe]

Hot chocolate with whipped cream and a flake please....

[mszee]

Alright...what's a flake now...

LANDLORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COFFEE SHOWER PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JanT]

Is a chocolate bar made of bits of chocolate, they flake off :shock:

Weak tea, milk, two sugars please :-)

[Hypnobabe]

This is a Flake Zina...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/Flake.jpg

[AndyK]

Mmmmmm chocolate ....

[mszee]

GIMME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[djfierce]

:shock:

<finds hiding places for the chocolate in may ;)

[mszee]

:shock:

<finds hiding places for the chocolate in may ;)

I thought you promised me a treat??? *pout*

[djfierce]

ice lolly i believe it was ;)
i love ya but you're not getting my chocolate :p

[mszee]

ice lolly i believe it was ;)
i love ya but you're not getting my chocolate :p


You're right...I already forgot who promised me what...never keep those scores straight...:roll:

[SW31]

beer please & a flake

[mszee]

Here is your beer...:cheers:

Flake is somewhere upstairs...you do mean landlord, right??? :shock:

[SW31]

no a chocolate flake

[SW31]

ta for the beer

[mszee]

no a chocolate flake

Oh...that's upstairs too...somewhere in the post above...unless the flake upstairs ate all of them chocolate flakes...which is also possible...;)

[Monstro]

Large whisky, diet coke, little bit of ice in a large glass please

[mszee]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/whisk.jpg

Here ya go...

[SW31]

time for another beer

[mszee]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/POT31004.jpg

Will this do??? :shock:

[SW31]

ok my round everyone

[Monstro]

Where's me whisky???????

[mszee]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/whisk.jpg

Here ya go...

Where's me whisky???????

Nuff said...

[Monstro]

what a dodgy photo???? I want the real thing!!!!!

[mszee]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/8320stuff_whiskey.tifcxd.jpg

This is as real as real gets in a virtual pub...:cool:

For real thing leave your house, turn left and keep on walking...:twisted:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/tong.jpg

Duh...

[Monstro]

Oh all I want is a whisky, diet coke and a little bit of ice.....is that really too much to ask for??????

[SW31]

ok all that beers gone need sone mor

[mszee]

ok all that beers gone need sone mor

:shock:

I hope you have more than one bathroom, buddy...:roll:

[SW31]

no, but have outside toilet

[mszee]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/bigbeer.jpg

[SW31]

i'll have 2 x for the road

[mszee]

Have 3 why don't you!

http://media.mlxxfc.net/beer3.jpg

[SW31]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/bigbeer.jpg

3 x these now that might be pushing it

[mszee]

Guess I finally found your limit, eh?

[SW31]

thats after what you've already served me tonight

[mszee]

thats after what you've already served me tonight

Well, can't accuse us of not being hospitable here...can you? ;)

[Monstro]

still waiting for my whisky

[mszee]

still waiting for my whisky

http://media.mlxxfc.net/7_panties___kish_mir_in_tuchis_pink.jpg

[Monstro]

I don't know what that means and I'm gonna have a word with the landlord of this place

[mszee]

I don't know what that means and I'm gonna have a word with the landlord of this place

http://media.mlxxfc.net/dupcia.jpg

[Monstro]

mind you, keep showing me pics like that and there's a tip in it for you lol

[mszee]

mind you, keep showing me pics like that and there's a tip in it for you lol

And finally for those who understand ONLY English...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/kiss_my_2.jpg

[Monstro]

Sod kissing ass, I want a bloody drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mszee]

Sod kissing ass, I want a bloody drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your wish is my command...

Here you go....bloody drink...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/bloodydrink.jpg

[Monstro]

RED WHISKY???????? Please, all I want is a large whisky, diet coke and a little bit of ice. No pics, no other drinks, just my whisky!!!!!!!

[mszee]

RED WHISKY???????? Please, all I want is a large whisky, diet coke and a little bit of ice. No pics, no other drinks, just my whisky!!!!!!!

Fine...just book the flight to Newark International Airport...I will meet you there...

[Monstro]

Gives up and goes to the all night pub next door lol

[mszee]

Gives up and goes to the all night pub next door lol

Thank feck for small mercies...:roll:

Now I can finally close this joint...:cool:

I hope landlord's ears are burning...:twisted:

[Hypnobabe]

I'll have a large hot chocolate with whipped cream please, hold the Flake, I bought some of my own... didn't want Mousie leftovers... lol...

[mszee]

Mousie leftovers...as such a thing exists...bwahahahahahahahahaha

Mousie leaves NO leftovers!!!

[Tim]

Eating my bread now... finally.. but some nice coffee would be nice.

[SW31]

whisky please in honor of robert burns ,,any haggis

[mszee]

Whoa...that's not your usual, is it???

Happy Friday!!!

[JanT]

Weak tea, milk, two sugars please :-)

[mszee]

Weak tea, milk, two sugars please :-)

Don't serve non-alchohol on Fridays...:twisted:

So let's see...that would be Southern Comfort and Diet coke...:cool:

Would that be all??? :D

[JanT]

Yes thank you :-) Oh... and two bowls of water please, one large, one small.

[mszee]

Yes thank you :-) Oh... and two bowls of water please, one large, one small.

Right...two bowls of vodka...one large and one x-tra large...DONE!!!

[JanT]

<visualises Cat and Dog, paw in paw, howling at the moon together on the way home>

[mszee]

<visualises Cat and Dog, paw in paw, howling at the moon together on the way home>

If you think THAT is bad...you should sometimes hear Landlord howl at the moon...:shock:

[JanT]

:lmao:

[mszee]

:lmao:

Well, if this seems funny...you should hear ME howl sometimes...:shock:

[JanT]

:yikes: :panic: LARGE Vodka please and a few cloves of garlic.

[mszee]

:yikes: :panic: LARGE Vodka please and a few cloves of garlic.

Large vodka will do nothing...well, maybe will make you sufficiently numb to our bites...:roll:

Few cloves of garlic...hun...to fight US...you need a full GARLAND of garlic...:evil:

Not sure if it will work anyway...:shock:

[djfierce]

Don't serve non-alchohol on Fridays...:twisted:


:(:(

[mszee]

:(:(

It's a virtual pub, hon...have some fun for a change!!! :cool:

[djfierce]

ok :)) suggest something :))

[mszee]

ok :)) suggest something :))

If it's Friday night...

Let's see...

Friday night is for Margharitas...:D

[djfierce]

:D take me to margharita ville then ;):cheers:

[mszee]

:D take me to margharita ville then ;):cheers:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/marg.jpg

Here you go...hope you like it...one of my favorites...;)

[djfierce]

:? that's it? looks like lime juice :))
well here goes!!!

Thanx :)):)):faint:

[mszee]

MARGARITA:

1 1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz triple sec
1 oz lime or lemon juice

Rub glass rim with citrus juice and then dip in fine granulated sugar.
Place all ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake 30 seconds and pour into glasses.

[Tim]

a nice breakfast will do the trick.. who is gonna make it?? I'm lazy now.. just bought my ticket and had to get up early.

[SW31]

beer please

[JanT]

cheese sandwich please, to chase away the taste of that drink you gave me when I wanted TEA.

[SW31]

ok jan new staff in,, tea & sandwhich on order

[JanT]

Thank you :-)

[djfierce]

:coffee:

[JanT]

:sneaky: :shock: :yay:

[Bren]

A strong cup of tea please ...need to concentrate

[SW31]

nice -- coffee (full bean) blk with 1 sugar thanks

[Monstro]

anyone serving?

[mszee]

anyone serving?

Oh god...it's you again...

The pub is around the corner from your house...the real one...here we serve words, emoticons and pictures...capish?

[Monstro]

books taxi

[SW31]

is that a whisky & coke micheal i'll get it when doing my own cuppa

[mszee]

books taxi

Why are you so choosy picky...we adore you here...and you book taxi...oh well...

[mszee]

is that a whisky & coke micheal i'll get it when doing my own cuppa

No self-service today...sit down and take a number...:evil:

[SW31]

what 125 ---- it's only on number 3

[mszee]

what 125 ---- it's only on number 3

Do I look like an octopus to you??? :roll:

(Wow...service really sucks today...PMS rules)

[SW31]

yep think i'll join micheal in taxi to pub round corner

[mszee]

:(

Can I come with you???

I don't want to be here by myself...

There are...mice here...

[Monstro]

well I donT know what you been told
waiting for service can make you grow old
books a cab to another bar
makes sure there's room for Chris in the car

[mszee]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/crybaby.jpg

[SW31]

looks like 1 of my clan (for six hours of the day) joking-----not

[mszee]

looks like 1 of my clan (for six hours of the day) joking-----not

It was actually a child in me crying at being abandoned

[SW31]

well if the service was better,



any chance of a beer please

[mszee]

Sure...here is your beer...I'll join you if you don't mind...

Service IS better today...I think...

[SW31]

i dont mind at all ,here take a seat & i'll tell you i've booked ibis for now

[mszee]

Oh Chris...this is a very good news...you have posted last night that it's full...and by the time we were asking you, you were gone...thought you didn't get a chance to book...

[firefly]

Anyone servin... i could really do with a double bacardi and coke after the day i have had..

[SW31]

booked direct with hotel -- was on some other hotel sites saying it was full

[mszee]

booked direct with hotel -- was on some other hotel sites saying it was full

Wait...I didn't get it...you didn't go to them directly?

[firefly]

bar staff are no good here tonight... will have to help myself...waited long enough!! lol

[SW31]

i'll have
1 x whisky
1 x beer
1 x pkt of dry roasted nuts
1 x pkt of pain killers (my head is bouncing)

[firefly]

i don't care what it it.... just make it strong... and no!!! I don't mean coffee!!

[Sapphire Lady]

large glass of white wine for me please

[firefly]

ok.. whatever that was i'll have another one... thank's!!

[JanT]

Weak tea, milk, two sugars please and two bowls of water, one large, one small. :-)

[SW31]

beer please

[Monstro]

Large whisky, ice and diet coke please

[SW31]

looks like it's self serve night again

[Monstro]

Large whisky, ice and diet coke please

<<<<<Helps himself lol

[SW31]

beer please

were's the bottle opener

[SW31]

looks like they need new tenents in this place the cob webs are as big as the windows


any chance of service before crimbo 2010


beer please

[JanT]

weak tea, milk, two sugars please, and two bowls of water, one large and one small.

[Lord Kagan]

1 Suit please :D

[SW31]

would you like a beer with that or maybe a short

[Monstro]

Short please

[Hypnobabe]

Somebody serving then? I'll have a nice cold Beck's, please...

[SW31]

whisky & coke for m

becks out of the cold fridge for h

& a beer for me

[Monstro]

a barman that knows his customers, may come back here

[Hypnobabe]

becks out of the cold fridge for h


Cheers... I'm parched... :cheers:

[Monstro]

taps glass with H, cheers!!!

[SW31]

glad to be of service

[Monstro]

just remember it's a large one with diet lol

[SW31]

www .dc

triple whisky & diet coke

[Monstro]

whohooooooo catch me when I fall lol

[SW31]

beer needed

[Monstro]

<<<pours Chris a cold one

[SW31]

:cheers: :cheers: thanks m

[Monstro]

no worries m8

[SW31]

do you need another www .dc

[Monstro]

keep em coming lol

[SW31]

black coffee & full english serving now in the lounge

[Lord Kagan]

Anything to knock me out please, And no hitting me on the head :-P

[SW31]

2x night nurse comming up

[Lord Kagan]

Thanks

[SW31]

anyone for a beer

[SW31]

ANYONE FOR A DRINK

[Rockette]

Sounds like a fair swap!

[Caelan]

coffee will do ...

[Lord Kagan]

Me too

[Rockette]

Methinks, I need something with more body than a coffee.

[SW31]

a cappachino then

[Rockette]

Is this the legendary Pub With No Beer?

[firefly]

a cappachino then

That will do me... Thankyou!!!!

[Betty]

A bottle full of Sambuca needed, urgently!

[Monstro]

I've got an empty one you can sniff and pretend?????

[Betty]

Kind offer but no, thanks!
Really need the liquid Sambuca version !!!!

[SW31]

here you go 1 x bottle of sambuca with 2 glasses

[SW31]

service ---- SERVICE serviceSERVICE

[samurai7]

could I possibly have a double-double vodka and coke please? I would go for a LARGE but I have an early start tomorrow :p

[SW31]

sorry service is terrible over the last month can't keep the staff

here you go sir vodka dd with coke

[Monstro]

sorry service is terrible over the last month can't keep the staff



<<<<<<<Jumps behind bar to take up his new career move as part time barman and slops drinker

[Monstro]

Picks up beer mat and reads small print in his contract, great, nothing in it about not drinking the stock if there's no customers!!!!!

[Hypnobabe]

Bottle of Blossom Hill White Zinfandel please, make sure it's chilled...

[Monstro]

On it's way young lady - though I'm a sensible barman so must insist you hand over the keys to the CBR (purely for your own safety and the fact it's been a while since I had a go on one of them lol)

[Hypnobabe]

On it's way young lady - though I'm a sensible barman so must insist you hand over the keys to the CBR (purely for your own safety and the fact it's been a while since I had a go on one of them lol)

Okay, no problem, let me just jump forward in time to next Thursday when I'm picking it up...

Here you go...

I take it it's a free-for-all while you're out blatting?

[Monstro]

Christ yes lol

[Hypnobabe]

Jolly good...

*jumps over bar and starts filling large suitcase with chilled bottles of wine, Becks beer and anything else that takes her fancy*

[Monstro]

ErrrHUM, tis not next Thursday and I'm not sat astride your new toy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hypnobabe]

*Sheepishly starts emptying suitcase, then decides to leave it where it is and collect it on thursday*

[Monstro]

That's better, now, one glass or two with the chilled bottle of Blossom Hill White Zinfandel?

[mszee]

:shock:

*Mumbles something about fecking looters everywhere and shuffles off to Buffalo...*

[SW31]

any chance of a cuppa in this joint

[LucyK!]

A cuppa?! That's a bit soft for a 'Boro lad innit?! :p

[RadioMaster]

:bleh:

[Monstro]

any chance of a cuppa in this joint

one sugar or two?

[SW31]

none but a shot of whisky

[Monstro]

sorted

[SW31]

thanks i'll have a beer now & one for the new barperson

[Monstro]

thanks i'll have a beer now & one for the new barperson

You pop out to change a barrel and he's gone?

[SW31]

beer please

[Monstro]

you gonna buy me one????

[Monstro]

only asking coz they pay crap wages here

[Rockette]

they pay crap, yet they don't pay you?

mmm. interesting concept

[tinkerbell]

What do you have to do to get a drink around here??