Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)

[Monstro]

no problem

[duke knooby]

i cant drink whisky, so i'll stick to a nice pint please

[Monstro]

a pint of?

[Monstro]

Gets a glass of red wine ready, sooner or later she'll be here

[duke knooby]

lager pls

[Monstro]

np

[duke knooby]

ta very much

[tinkerbell]

Martini please, with ice

[Monstro]

MARTINI????? Do we actually stock that?

[Monstro]

Oh yeah, it's in the girly section, which colour you want?

[tinkerbell]

Oh yeah, it's in the girly section, which colour you want?

Maybe i should drink elsewhere...............Bianco please

[Monstro]

Shaken or stirred?

[tinkerbell]

shaken

[Monstro]

no problem, enjoy

[tinkerbell]

:cheers:

[Monstro]

should I call last orders or pour another?

[tinkerbell]

Mmm close call, pour another, lol

snowball please

[Monstro]

Ah, a drinking partner, just what I ordered, one snowball on it's way!!!

[tinkerbell]

what r u having?

[Monstro]

A large whisky, diet coke and ice thank you!!!!

Actually it's a home pour measure, slightly more than a large one lol

[tinkerbell]

lol,enjoy

[Monstro]

Oh I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tinkerbell]

stay sober if u can

[Monstro]

not even worth trying to do that!!!!

[tinkerbell]

mug of coffee, pls

[SW31]

beer please

[tinkerbell]

done, £2.90 please

[SW31]

how much i can get 3 x beers for that price down the club -- daylight robbery

[tinkerbell]

sling ur hook if u don't like the prices, cough up first

[SW31]

god you come in this place for a quiet pint & all you get is attitude must be under new management

[SW31]

oh nearly forgot £2:90

[tinkerbell]

He's abconded, don't know where he went, mentioned something about a leak and took off

[tinkerbell]

absconded

[tinkerbell]

Ooops spelling mistake, even us bar staff have standards

[tinkerbell]

Last orders.................

[Monstro]

Now if we'd have been told about the presale we could've organised an extension lol

[AndyK]

Why do you need to extend 24 hour opening? :cheers:

[tinkerbell]

hello anybody here?

[SW31]

no just us cyber ghosts

[Tim]

want to have a nice breakfast.

[SW31]

its a bit late but have had staffing problems since someone called meat loaf said he was touring the uk.lol


i think i'll have a beer

[tinkerbell]

I'll join you in a toast to Meatloaf...........2 weeks to go:roll:

[SW31]

wish i was going today arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[mszee]

And it appears now that I am allergic to booze...so while you're all drinking in a real pub I will be sitting in the internet cafe posting on this thread...argh...

[tinkerbell]

Me too. so looking forward to this ;)

[mszee]

Me too. so looking forward to this ;)

I think this post was to Chris and not to me, eh? ;)

[SW31]

you can still join us for a few cokes in the real pub zina

[mszee]

you can still join us for a few cokes in the real pub zina

Oh I will...I am just trolling for sympathy...:lmao:

[tinkerbell]

And it appears now that I am allergic to booze...so while you're all drinking in a real pub I will be sitting in the internet cafe posting on this thread...argh...

Who needs drink to have a good time?

[SW31]

you can be chief pic's taker as no one eles will be able

[tinkerbell]

I don't mind doing the photo's as long as im not in them:roll:

[SW31]

sorry pet it was for zina but if you really want to

[tinkerbell]

sorry pet it was for zina but if you really want to

Nah won't be there anyway, LOL

[SW31]

you will be on the 25th

[tinkerbell]

Maybe, cud get lost and never be seen again:-P

[SW31]

well theres a thought lol

[tinkerbell]

Im a country girl in a big city............how about a drink?

[SW31]

what do you want cowgirl something soft or some of the hard stuff

[tinkerbell]

Mmm and im very indecisive, both in the same glass please:roll: i think

[SW31]

right a rum & coke comming up

[tinkerbell]

on an empty stomach aswell, im gonna regret this

[SW31]

hear have a cherry with it

[tinkerbell]

too late its gone..............set them up again

[SW31]

ok rd2 with cherries this time

[tinkerbell]

cheers gotta go, nite nite

[SW31]

one for the road

[mszee]

Who needs drink to have a good time?

I can have a good time anywhere and under any circumstances...but it's all better with a good drink...:lol:

[mszee]

And somebody was VERY cheerful tonight....hmmm...

[tinkerbell]

And somebody was VERY cheerful tonight....hmmm...

Who? must be all the drink thats getting consumed here...........merry drunk

[mszee]

Who? must be all the drink thats getting consumed here...........merry drunk

It appeared to me that yesterday you were not at all a happy bunny...maybe I was wrong, of course...

[tinkerbell]

Just the usual, same shite, different day

[mszee]

Just the usual, same shite, different day

Well, maybe I was wrong...I sensed more than usual...but hey...it is another day today...

[tinkerbell]

true a new dawn, and lots to look forward too:-)

[SW31]

yep a nice cold beer

[tinkerbell]

excellent idea after a long day....

[SW31]

thats true make it 2 & what are you having dear

[tinkerbell]

vodka straight

[SW31]

comming right up

[tinkerbell]

cheers :cheers:

[SW31]

no probs

[tinkerbell]

I think this calls for a round of drinks....another awesome performance by meat.:cheers:

[SW31]

chsib dear whos having what

[tinkerbell]

Since its early...coffee

[Hypnobabe]

I'll have tea, please... and another plate of biscuits to dunk in it

[tinkerbell]

Cool...time for the hard stuff, a black russian on the rocks please :hic:

[SW31]

comming right up ,think i'll have a beer aswell

[tinkerbell]

:cheers: i'll join u

[SW31]

don't mind if you do cheers

[tinkerbell]

Again...bartender

[SW31]

1 x blk russian comming up

[tinkerbell]

And a beer for u.

[SW31]

ta very much

[mszee]

Coffee shower and IV

[Hypnobabe]

I'll have a jug of Pimm's please, you can hold the cucumber, but I'll take the fruit, thanks...

[Monstro]

I'll have a jug of Pimm's please, you can hold the cucumber, but I'll take the fruit, thanks...

You sure you wouldn't just rather order from the bar menu?

[duke knooby]

aint had a guiness in ages

[mszee]

knooby, you ran out of real pubs to visit???

[SW31]

beer please

[tinkerbell]

ok coming up...:cheers:

[SW31]

cheers have one yourself

[tinkerbell]

Why thank you :cool:

[SW31]

2 x beers for me & r

[tinkerbell]

Birthday drinks.....u wanna a chaser?

[Hypnobabe]

Get everyone in the Bat whatever they want - I'm celebrating!!!

[mszee]

I need something to knock me out...

I am SCARED!!!!!!!!

[Hypnobabe]

Anything you like my lovely, it's on me tonight...

[mszee]

In this pub everything is on somebody...:lmao:

I don't know...some strong sleeping pills and some vodka straight up?

[Monstro]

I don't know...some strong sleeping pills and some vodka straight up?

Now you sound like a British Airways pilot!!!!!!

[mszee]

Now you sound like a British Airways pilot!!!!!!

And I am not even the one who will be actually FLYING the plane, eh?

That reminds me...I hope I get again those couple of gaylords for stewards who make this trip so much fun...

[Betty]

Sooo, great time to have some nice drinks...
Think I´ll start with a glass of Sambuca!

[Monstro]

mmmmmmmmm alcohol, not waiting for Emma

[mszee]

And I have that pizza that everybody else seems to want now...I am starving...

[Betty]

mmmmmmmmm alcohol, not waiting for Emma
<<< pours you a glass of Diet Coke with Whisky and ice :cheers:

[Monstro]

<<< pours you a glass of Diet Coke with Whisky and ice :cheers:

Lovely!!!!!!!!

[Betty]

<<< pours myself one as well now!
Anyone else fancy a drink?

[SW31]

4 x beers very thirsty

[Betty]

I better give you 5 beers... just in case! ;)
Cheers m8!

[SW31]

cheers betty oh & you best get the misses one think its stright vodka(is that right t)

[tinkerbell]

Reckon i need a drink, vodka on the rocks

[Betty]

Here ya go T, an icy vodka!!

[tinkerbell]

Cheers betty, wat u havin?

[Betty]

A glass of silky red wine would do

[tinkerbell]

Lovely, comin up

[Betty]

You´re a saint! Thanks!
Cheers!

[SW31]

& my beer

[tinkerbell]

anyone for a drink? im lonesome

[SW31]

vodka & a beer please

[tinkerbell]

coming right up, ice in your vodka?

[SW31]

its not mine its yours dear

[tinkerbell]

Lol of course it is.....usually i choose but hey vodka's fine

[SW31]

youcan have what you like thats what you had the other day so thought it was your tippel

[tinkerbell]

As you know a lady can change her mind many times before coming to a decision.....

[SW31]

how true; but normaly ends up with the first one

[tinkerbell]

True vodka it is.....a dash or orange aswell please

[SW31]

umbrella

[tinkerbell]

why not..may shower later,:lol:

[SW31]

LMAO: in drink, not in bathroom

[tinkerbell]

Let's keep this in the bar.....g&t please

[SW31]

full english & a coffee

[tinkerbell]

sounds divine..tea for me and special K

[SW31]

beer please & take one yourself

[tinkerbell]

Cheers Chris

[SW31]

a round for the house mines a beer

[tinkerbell]

Martini for moi

[SW31]

what??? oh my

[tinkerbell]

cheers honey

[SW31]

were still trying to locate a bottle of martini in the celler

[tinkerbell]

well i am a lady, have a delicate taste

[SW31]

true-- argh there it is just wipe the cobwebs off

[tinkerbell]

Lol, pour it please, on the rocks

[SW31]

with or without straw & umbrella

[Betty]

Any drink for me that makes me falling asleep very fast, please! thanks :D

[SW31]

nightall on the rocks comming up

[Betty]

Thank you!!
Strong one, very good!
What would you like?

[SW31]

i'll have another beer thanks did you get your email pic

[tinkerbell]

Who not me?

[SW31]

was talking to betty dear cant uplink last pic on my meet up post

[tinkerbell]

i'll just drink up quietly then:(

[Betty]

Alright, a beer for Chris is coming up!
Yeppa, got that pic, ta again!

Tinkerbell luv, what would you like?
I have an excellent silky red wine, if you´d like.

[SW31]

nope shes on the martini on the rocks faze

[tinkerbell]

Wine gives me such a headache

[SW31]

beer please

[tinkerbell]

ok no problem, i ll have one too

[SW31]

on the beer tut tut what have you been up to toninght lol

[tinkerbell]

I'm on a weird trip here, Im meatloaf drunk

[SW31]

for crying out loud ----- ok beer comming up

[tinkerbell]

You took the words right outta my mouth...cheers

[SW31]

outta the frying pan & into the fire,fire,fire

[tinkerbell]

Ok you can make me breakfast....an ulster fry

[SW31]

ok see you in 20 hours--where do i go from airport

ok working on it do you want eggs

[tinkerbell]

Keep left till u have to go right and ur there..

sunny side up please

[SW31]

comming right up

[tinkerbell]

ta, maybe i should retire for the evening, up at 7am

[SW31]

ok nite sleep well

[tinkerbell]

nite

[Hypnobabe]

Did someone mention breakfast? I'll have a full English please, very crispy bacon, sausage, fried egg over easy, beans, mushroom, hash browns and a slice of toast and a cup of tea...

Oh, and if you could look after the children while I'm eating it, that'd be lovely...

[SW31]

no probs -- children in play pen watching teletubbies

[mszee]

no probs -- children in play pen watching teletubbies

If it was me...they would be on the bottom of the lake feeding fish...

Oh my god...I am BAD...:shock:

[Hypnobabe]

If it was me...they would be on the bottom of the lake feeding fish...


You sound like my mate Angie... who doesn't have children... but does have a rather large pond at the bottom of her garden, that her niece is extremely used to...

On one occasion I took my eldest, Jordan, there, he'd have been about 3 at the time, and I asked her to keep an eye on him while I went to the loo.. I came out and asked where he was, to be told 'he's okay, he's down at the pond, looking at the fish'...

I didn't quite manage to sprint fast enough to catch him before he fell in, and we both got covered in extremely stinky green slime as a result... Needless to say, I haven't taken him back since. :shock:

[mszee]

You sound like my mate Angie... who doesn't have children... but does have a rather large pond at the bottom of her garden, that her niece is extremely used to...

On one occasion I took my eldest, Jordan, there, he'd have been about 3 at the time, and I asked her to keep an eye on him while I went to the loo.. I came out and asked where he was, to be told 'he's okay, he's down at the pond, looking at the fish'...

I didn't quite manage to sprint fast enough to catch him before he fell in, and we both got covered in extremely stinky green slime as a result... Needless to say, I haven't taken him back since. :shock:

I am not quite that bad...

All children (same as dogs incidentally) immediately adore me and show obvious interest in me...

Me...not so much...hahahhahahahahaha...

Well...I do adore dogs back...:oops:

[SW31]

time for a beer

[Monstro]

You're playing catch up m8 lol

[SW31]

ok line up 4 more

[Monstro]

<<<<still drinking, who's serving??????

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: What's your pleasure today sir? :mrgreen:

[Betty]

Actually it´s Madam :p

A large, and I mean REALLY large Sambuca please !! :mrgreen:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Here, have a bottle :mrgreen:

[JanT]

Ermmm.... weak tea, milk, two sugars please :-)

[SW31]

2 beers please & some live meat loaf

[tinkerbell]

Beers i can do, but Live Meat no chance

[SW31]

ok beers it is

[tinkerbell]

Here you go, enjoy

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Landlord staggers in clutching a bottle of something alcoholic, grabs a table, and lights up a smoke* :mrgreen:

[JanT]

Stopped serving tea here then? :shock:

Perhaps someone should open a cafe.

[SW31]

1 pot of tea on it's way

[tinkerbell]

Martini, on the rocks please

[SW31]

on the way & a couple of beers for me

[tinkerbell]

Cheers, i needed that.....

[SW31]

lines up another

[tinkerbell]

Why not? you too

[SW31]

ok you twisted my arm

[tinkerbell]

Drinks for Michaels birthday....whiskey yuk!, beer and a g&t

[Monstro]

someone say whisky on the house????????????????/

[tinkerbell]

Since its ur birthday, why not...whiskey 4 u xx

[SW31]

whisky & diet coke on its way birthday boy

[tinkerbell]

:cheers:

[mszee]

Once again...happy birthday, Michael!!!

To your health, happiness and prosperity!!!

http://media.mlxxfc.net/ist2_2415327_celebration_toast_with_champagne.jpg

[SW31]

beer please & get another for the birthday boy

[mszee]

Rum and diet coke for me...no ice...thanks!!!

[SW31]

coming right up

[mszee]

coming right up

Thank you, kind sir!!!

[tinkerbell]

Can i have my usual?? so thirsty

[SW31]

martini on the rocks coming up

[tinkerbell]

oh thank you, so kind

[JanT]

Something for insomnia please (and no, there's no such thing as a good book) .

[Hypnobabe]

Something for insomnia please (and no, there's no such thing as a good book) .

How about a bad book then, if it's really boring, it'll put you to sleep...?

[Monstro]

Any chance we could get Aging Bat employed on the weekends to do fry ups?

[JanT]

Any chance we could get Aging Bat employed on the weekends to do fry ups?

Hmmmm fryups.. haven't had one of those in years, you coming on the camping trip Ageing Bat???? :shock:

Oh, weak tea, milk, two sugars please.

[SW31]

tea for jan & a beer please

[tinkerbell]

Me too:roll:

[RadioMaster]

:yawn:

[tinkerbell]

one for the road..

[SW31]

beer please nice n cold

[tinkerbell]

ya got it, i'll have a martini

[SW31]

on the rocks comming up with another beer

[tinkerbell]

cheers chris(paul)

[SW31]

may not get a refill

[mszee]

may not get a refill

Why not? :shock:

[SW31]

cheers chris(paul)

may not get a refill

Why not? :shock:

need i say more:evil::evil:

[mszee]

need i say more:evil::evil:

Yes you need...is that a Paul thing that gotcha?

[tinkerbell]

may not get a refill

So Paul....sorry Chris, set them up :-P

[SW31]

sorry this is not a ten pin bowling alley

[tinkerbell]

Isn't it?:shock:

[RadioMaster]

look at me now!
Why do I want? well,
NOTHING AT ALL

[tinkerbell]

How about a whiskey and coke?

[RadioMaster]

always a good buy, but dont have coke at home.

[Monstro]

How about a whiskey and coke?

Marvelouslyamazinglybrilliant idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think I'll join ya!!!

[tinkerbell]

whiskey and water then

[RadioMaster]

hmmm....anything else you can mix with Jack Daniels?

[tinkerbell]

just water....michaels going join us. Had a little after work drink myself today, only went in for 1 honest.

[RadioMaster]

nah, water.....might try

[tinkerbell]

Cool u want ice?

[RadioMaster]

isnt that quite the same as water?

[tinkerbell]

frozen water if im not mistaken:-P

[RadioMaster]

why isnt whiskey cooled with frozen whiskey cubes?

[tinkerbell]

you could try that...go on if ur bored. Results by tomorrow night

[Monstro]

hmmm....anything else you can mix with Jack Daniels?

JD......MIX???????....HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RadioMaster]

ran out of jack daniels, but found some very good scotish single malt.

[mszee]

:shock:

[Monstro]

ran out of jack daniels, but found some very good scotish single malt.

I bet you're mixing it with milk