Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)

[mszee]

I bet you're mixing it with milk

And drinking it from a baby bottle???

[RadioMaster]

milk? what are you on?

http://media.mlxxfc.net/JD600003.JPG

[mszee]

Did you still your specimen from the lab? And why did you need a pic of it?

[RadioMaster]

just wanted to try my new digital camera

[mszee]

just wanted to try my new digital camera

I hope you didn't drink THAT after you took a pic...:shock:

[Monstro]

milk? what are you on?

http://media.mlxxfc.net/JD600003.JPG

1) Obviously you cant handle it as you're out of focus already
2) Try lead crystal glass, way more class lol

http://media.mlxxfc.net/whisky.jpg

[mszee]

Michael, are you missing the point here?

Yours IS whiskey...his is NOT...

[Monstro]

Mine don't even come out THAT colour after it's been thru me lol

[mszee]

Mine don't even come out THAT colour after it's been thru me lol

It would if you took a lot of folic acid...but since you're not a pregnant woman...that leaves us with....:shock:

[RadioMaster]

its because i didnt have anything but wather to mix

[Monstro]

you put wather, sorry, water in a single malt????????????

ANDY!!!!!!!!! INFRACT HIM!!!!!!!!!

[mszee]

I am sorry but wather or water...will NOT change the color THIS way...it will just become paler peach color...not...ummm...folic acidy thingie...

[Monstro]

I've tested less dodgy looking MSU's than that lol

[RadioMaster]

its actually because of the camera's flash that it looks like that.

im not that desperate, to drink it pure

[mszee]

I've tested less dodgy looking MSU's than that lol

its actually because of the camera's flash that it looks like that.

im not that desperate, to drink it pure

Gotcha...you wouldn't drink it pure...you had to add water...

:silence:

[Monstro]

It's been perfected over centuries, left for 8 to 12 years so that you DONT add wather, sorry, water!!!!!

Desperate??????

[RadioMaster]

hmm...shall i have another glass pure....nah I wont

[SW31]

need a drink my round who wants what

[tinkerbell]

usual please

[SW31]

k

[tinkerbell]

u too:roll:

[Monstro]

need a drink my round who wants what

That was close, nearly missed a smoggy buying a round lol

[SW31]

usual micheal

[Monstro]

might as well, cheers m8

[tinkerbell]

how sweet:roll:

[Monstro]

another please

[Heli]

*grabs a bottle of white wine and goes to her comfy little chair in the corner*

[Monstro]

*grabs a bottle of white wine and goes to her comfy little chair in the corner*

Without a hello or anything!!!!!!!!

[SW31]

another beer

[tinkerbell]

one before bed, cheers

[SW31]

hmmmmmmmm must be no work for you today ( you little night owl )you & jonty still putting the world right at this time

[tinkerbell]

Global warming, lets :bump: this topic

[tinkerbell]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/Photo-0050.jpg

Sorry started without you

[Betty]

One Beck´s Chilled Orange, please :D

[tinkerbell]

Comin right up betty

[SW31]

beer please

[tinkerbell]

No problem honey;)

[SW31]

with a martini for yourself

[tinkerbell]

Cheers u like my photo further up

[SW31]

cool

[tinkerbell]

ice aswell, play it cool

[SW31]

need beer

[tinkerbell]

Ok babe you got it, can u reach?

[Monstro]

GIMME WHISKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tinkerbell]

whiskey and wather or straight....:-P

[SW31]

Ok babe you got it, can u reach?

GIMME WHISKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'll just stick my head under tap just leave it run


on way m8

[tinkerbell]

interesting...can i have my usual on the rocks

[SW31]

on its way

[tinkerbell]

Need it, cheers

[SW31]

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2nd round

[Monstro]

awwwwww, he's even put flowers on the table!!!!

[Hypnobabe]

Large Cappuchino and a plate full of buttered crumpets, please..

[Monstro]

at this time in the morning?

[Sapphire Lady]

Anyone tried the new coconut Bacardi Breezers? Lovely :D

[Monstro]

Anyone tried the new coconut Bacardi Breezers? Lovely :D

landlord!!!!!!! new stock order needed!!!!!!

[tinkerbell]

Mmm what have you got for a change? Mmm baileys please

[SW31]

with or without ice

[tinkerbell]

with, and one for you:cool:

[SW31]

on its way & a beer for me :cheers:

[tinkerbell]

:cheers:

[tinkerbell]

Come on people, im thirsty......

[SW31]

usual pet mines a beer

[tinkerbell]

May join you for one, martini on the rocks

[JanT]

Weak tea, milk, two sugars please. :-)

[tinkerbell]

No problem Jan

[JanT]

Thank you :-)

[SW31]

anyone for a beer

[tinkerbell]

Ah go on then:-P

[SW31]

hmmm have you been drinking alrady

[tinkerbell]

I wish.....

[Lord Kagan]

Coffee please

[tinkerbell]

would u like a little whiskey with that....?

[SW31]

strong black coffee please

[tinkerbell]

aye aye captain, coming up

[SW31]

1 sugar

[tinkerbell]

sweet

[Monstro]

I'll have another please

[tinkerbell]

whiskey on the rocks...coming rite up

[SW31]

& a beer with that

[Monstro]

whiskey on the rocks...coming rite up

Bung diet coke with it and I'm yours forever lol

[tinkerbell]

no prob... and a beer for chris :cheers:

[Monstro]

keep 'em coming, gonna be a long night

[tinkerbell]

I'll join you then, thirsty work this....

[SW31]

make it another all round

[tinkerbell]

Done...

[Monstro]

next one's on me

[tinkerbell]

Thought you'd never offer :-P

[Monstro]

I'm always on offer lol

[tinkerbell]

Knock down price :-P

[Monstro]

I go cheap thats why they call me budgy lol

[mszee]

Anyone serving here tonight?

[Monstro]

Please someone serve it's Zina's round...........hold on.....................I'll do it


What you want my dear?

[tinkerbell]

:yep: what would you like? Budgy is buying:lol:

[Monstro]

please don't let that name stick lol

[SW31]

i'll have a beer & what ever zina wants

[tinkerbell]

Sooo too late for that, BUDGY

[SamCat]

Sooo too late for that, BUDGY

I can feel a name change happening!!

[tinkerbell]

So can I :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[SW31]

PSML

[SamCat]

The Budgie is loose!!!

[Monstro]

The Budgie is loose!!!

For gods sake someone pour her a glass of red wine b4 she really starts on me lol

[mszee]

*Looks around for Michael's dear...*...

Dear or deer???

[mszee]

Quickly...rum and coke...

I have to run to the loo...brb...oh wait...water closet...otherwise you don't know what I am talking about (have to use facilities) :lmao:

[Monstro]

*Looks around for Michael's dear...*...

Dear or deer???

Not dear, apparently I go cheap lol

[SamCat]

For gods sake someone pour her a glass of red wine b4 she really starts on me lol

Its the half a bottle i've already had thats the problem!!

[tinkerbell]

Two whiskeys and ur anybodys:-P without the coke

[mszee]

Not dear, apparently I go cheap lol

How much for a night...oh hell...make it 15 minutes...that's including post-whatever cigarette, undressing and dressing, of course...

[mszee]

Feck that...scrap undressing and dressing...too much trouble...

[SW31]

psml

[Monstro]

Quickly...rum and coke...

I have to run to the loo...brb...oh wait...water closet...otherwise you don't know what I am talking about (have to use facilities) :lmao:

Need a pee would do lol

[Monstro]

Its the half a bottle i've already had thats the problem!!

Only HALF??????????????????

Jeez I've had more than that lol

[Monstro]

Two whiskeys and ur anybodys:-P without the coke

I go further with the coke lol

[SamCat]

Only HALF??????????????????

Jeez I've had more than that lol

So youre bigger than me and you didn't have to share your dinner with Marvin!!!

[mszee]

Need a pee would do lol

I remember it took me some time to explain to you guys near the Tower that I need a bathroom...:lmao:

[SW31]

only to 2nd base

[mszee]

only to 2nd base

EXTREMELY confused now...you want to go to 2nd base with Michael??? Are you sure???

[SW31]

thats where he gets to on plain whiskey

[tinkerbell]

thats where he gets to on plain whiskey

and with coke...

[mszee]

thats where he gets to on plain whiskey

I see...:(

[SW31]

who knows ?????????

[SW31]

its my round line the up

[mszee]

Thanks!!!

[tinkerbell]

my usual please

[SamCat]

Ok one bottle of red wine finished and i'm off to my bed!! Take care and sweet dreams everyone XXX

[mszee]

Ok one bottle of red wine finished and i'm off to my bed!! Take care and sweet dreams everyone XXX

Night, Emma...I am off in a few too...

[SW31]

nite emma & zina take care xx

[mszee]

Night, night...

Hugs and kisses to everybody!!!

[tinkerbell]

Nite nite xx

[Monstro]

I'm still knocking them back so keep 'em coming

[tinkerbell]

late bar is it?

[Monstro]

Hell yes, is there any other type?????

[tinkerbell]

One before bed...please

[SW31]

beer please

[tinkerbell]

sounds good, i think i'll join u

[heat]

Should i be embarressed to admit that i'm sat here with a vimto??

[SW31]

oh my a t-totaler

[heat]

oh my a t-totaler

Not at all...

Just that i drank my last bottle of JD last night whilst watching Fight Club :cool:

[SW31]

but your a tee totaler tonight unless you want something harder to drink

[tinkerbell]

but your a tee totaler tonight unless you want something harder to drink

something harder to drink?:shock: what do u suggest?

[SW31]

a nice gran marnier with a dash of ice

[heat]

I'll stick to my vimto... unless you have a spare bottle of JD floating about in the back?

[SW31]

one shot of jd on the way

[heat]

A shot???

I said a bottle...

[SW31]

house rules

[heat]

Rules???

I don't do rules...

Now pass the sodding bottle...

[tinkerbell]

Rules r made to be broken....:roll:

[SW31]

so are bottles but well share this one

[tinkerbell]

make it a double then...:-)

[heat]

See.... it's always good when Heat get's her way...

[SW31]

who got whos way

[heat]

You said this...


so are bottles but well share this one


So i assumed that you'd given in to my demands... :twisted:

[SW31]

no the bottle has stayed behind the bar were all drinking shots from the bottle from behined the bar

[heat]

Spoilsport....

You open to bribes???

[SW31]

if the price is right

[tinkerbell]

no idea

[heat]

Who said owt about money??? ;):lol:

[SW31]

i'll just put up the closed sign

[heat]

And don;t forget to flick the lock down...

[SW31]

ok also remembers to get extra bottle of jd from celler

[heat]

Ohh... sounds like it's gonna be one helluva night...

[SW31]

beer please

[tinkerbell]

sure and one for me too :cheers:

[duke knooby]

plums my suck... rearrange at your leisure

[tinkerbell]

plums my suck... rearrange at your leisure

Mmm the mind boggles, strange request

[Monstro]

Is that Knooby Doo saying "My Plums Suck"?

[RadioMaster]

obviously passed the use by date.

[tinkerbell]

I have a strange feeling its another way round :-P

[SW31]

big mother full english & a big big mug of black coffee

[SW31]

welcome to the aftershow winners party for the M.E.A.T.I.E.S


BOTTLES OF CHAMPANGE TO THE WINNERS


i'll just have a beer

[Monstro]

Line them up, don't stop til I fall over





Actually, once I fall over you can just pour them str8 in me mouth ta

[tinkerbell]

Line them up, don't stop til I fall over





Actually, once I fall over you can just pour them str8 in me mouth ta

Ahh! Not Again.

[Monstro]

Ahh! Not Again.

He's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tinkerbell]

Martini on the rocks please barman.........:roll:

[SW31]

ok & a round on the house

[Monstro]

ok & a round on the house

put your hand in your pocket you tight git lol

[SW31]

just cause your getting the next round in

[Monstro]

just cause your getting the next round in

The "LNL" has spoken!!!!

[Monstro]

Breakfast NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[duke knooby]

cuppa tea needed

[tinkerbell]

Jeez a drink would be nice....

[SW31]

beer please

[Hypnobabe]

Does this place still do a full English?

[Monstro]

Depends, knowing you it'll have to be with either peanut butter (crunchy) or a fat slice of cake lol

[Hypnobabe]

Nah, that's a lunchtime or evening snack... peanut butter in the morning has to come on toast, but I fancy a full English this morning..

Sausage... extra crispy bacon... hash browns.. beans.. mushrooms.. fried egg, over easy... tinned tomato.. white toast, lightly toasted.. and a bucket of tea to wash it all down...

Gotta get my fill of English food before I go and spend a week living on strange Estonian grub..

[mszee]

Nah, that's a lunchtime or evening snack... peanut butter in the morning has to come on toast, but I fancy a full English this morning..

Sausage... extra crispy bacon... hash browns.. beans.. mushrooms.. fried egg, over easy... tinned tomato.. white toast, lightly toasted.. and a bucket of tea to wash it all down...

Gotta get my fill of English food before I go and spend a week living on strange Estonian grub..

Estonian grub ain't strange...eating beans for breakfast is strange...

[Monstro]

Estonian grub ain't strange...eating beans for breakfast is strange...

Depends how many legs the grub's got

[mszee]

Depends how many legs the grub's got

Well...wanna try some...come on down...it ain't much different from Ukrainian grub since we all used to live in the same country...and we do have Russian delis here...

[SW31]

beer plesae

[tinkerbell]

You're always begging beers..........ok on the house

[SW31]

just put it on monstro's tab

[tinkerbell]

just put it on monstro's tab

Wow now your talking....

[SW31]

your usual then

[tinkerbell]

please

[SamCat]

just put it on monstro's tab

In that case i'll have a red wine please!!

[tinkerbell]

whey hey join the party emma...:lol:

[SamCat]

Thank you i dont think i've been in here before!!

[SW31]

so thats a bottle of red ,a bottle of martini ,& a crate of beer comming up

oh we better get m a whisky & d coke

[SamCat]

Better make it a single tho he's on the bike in the morning!!

[SamCat]

Thank you i dont think i've been in here before!!

Oops i have been here before but only 6 times!!!

[tinkerbell]

on the rocks please.......lemonade too

[melon]

Jager Bomb Please! Anyone up for a chaser of Depth Charges too!?

[tinkerbell]

Jager Bomb Please! Anyone up for a chaser of Depth Charges too!?

Eh! may have to go down under for that one...

[Monstro]

Jager Bomb Please! Anyone up for a chaser of Depth Charges too!?

Haven't done that for years lol

[duke knooby]

what you haven't gone down for years? whats a depth bomb?

[Monstro]

what you haven't gone down for years? whats a depth bomb?

Pint of your fav tipple, take a mouth ful. Get a sherry glass or similar filled with spirit or liquer of your choice and carefully/slowly lower it to the bottom of your pint glass. Then bottoms up and down pint in one which cleverly mixes your "depth charge" in it as you drink.

[duke knooby]

sounds awesome

[duke knooby]

though maybe not a good idea with absinthe, or pocheen

[Cpl Mickey]

make mine a wine spritzer please

[Monstro]

I'll have my usual please

[Mick Loaf]

Pint of your fav tipple, take a mouth ful. Get a sherry glass or similar filled with spirit or liquer of your choice and carefully/slowly lower it to the bottom of your pint glass. Then bottoms up and down pint in one which cleverly mixes your "depth charge" in it as you drink.

If you do it with Lager and Amaretto it's called a Dr Pepper cause it tastes
like, welll Dr Pepper :D

[Monstro]

If you do it with Lager and Amaretto it's called a Dr Pepper cause it tastes
like, welll Dr Pepper :D

Or to give it it's shortened term.....like s**t

[SW31]

beer please

[Monstro]

<<<pours Chris a beer coz ain't no one else servingl ol

[SW31]

ok ta have one yourself --- cheers

[Monstro]

ok ta have one yourself --- cheers

Been serving all night,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,had more than one for myself lol

[SamCat]

Has Michael picked up his tab from the other night yet?

[SW31]

as i am off tomorrow line the chasers up

[Monstro]

Okillydoki, lines up the various Sambuka

[SW31]

what comes after nine

[duke knooby]

absinthe

[Monstro]

and another please

[duke knooby]

i'll join you if you don't mind

[Monstro]

Pour me another and keep 'em coming, this could well be my last night here for a while

[duke knooby]

whys that then??

[SW31]

pours 3x more

[duke knooby]

good man yourself

[Mick Loaf]

Pour me another and keep 'em coming, this could well be my last night here for a while

Are folk pissing you off that much?

[duke knooby]

prepares to play this could be my last day, by the amazing duke special

[Monstro]

Are folk pissing you off that much?

well spotted

[SW31]

pours mor beer

[Mick Loaf]

pours mor beer

I'll have another then, while I watch the rest of top gear from earlier.:D

[Mick Loaf]

well spotted

So many times I've typed things and then just gone offline instead of posting,
keeps me out of trouble ;)

[duke knooby]

ive it recorded aswell, got house, supernatural and a few episodes of the professionals to get through first

[SW31]

so you wont want the ice then

[duke knooby]

So many times I've typed things and then just gone offline instead of posting,
keeps me out of trouble ;)

ive a better technique, but its a secret

[Mick Loaf]

so you wont want the ice then

Great when they had a G and T!:lol:

[Mick Loaf]

ive a better technique, but its a secret

Go on, I'll buy you a drink

[SW31]

ok thats the next round on mick

[duke knooby]

nice one, im looking forward to it

[Mick Loaf]

Wish I was going to Wembley, then I'd buy a few rounds with my Xfm money!

[Monstro]

Pour me a couple, think I'm gonna need it

[SW31]

cheers as pours more drink

[duke knooby]

Wish I was going to Wembley, then I'd buy a few rounds with my Xfm money!

so if i turn up in glasgae then????

[Mick Loaf]

You wouldn't put your hand in your pocket!

[duke knooby]

good man yourself, get the 10 quid sealink sorted.. galloway princess will do well

[Mick Loaf]

good man yourself, get the 10 quid sealink sorted.. galloway princess will do well

Sort that yourself I wouldn't know what to do, but we could do a Scottish/Irish meet up (with any others more than welcome) in Glasgow.

[SW31]

what about the english,& welsh

[duke knooby]

i like the way your thinking... only i have a problem with the scottish accent, i love it and i melt when i hear it (the woman)

[Mick Loaf]

(the woman)

Glad you cleared that up :lol:

We'll get some of the Scottish girls from here for you :D

[SW31]

that wont be to difficult