Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)

[duke knooby]

i'll just be a mess then

[Mick Loaf]

what about the english,& welsh

I said any others more than welcome - it's just that you're far away

[firefly]

what about the english,& welsh
Did someone mention the Welsh ;)

[melon]

Eh! may have to go down under for that one...

My shout!

[SW31]

stake pie & chips please oh & a beer

[firefly]

stake pie & chips please oh & a beer

What!!!!! after the steak, pea's, chip's and salad you just ate... :lol:

[SW31]

i'm a bit hungary'' make that another beer with that

[duke knooby]

this carlsberg tastes like shite, you definitely dont want it

[SW31]

no i'll have a cafferys thanks

[duke knooby]

why on earth would you want one of them?

[Mick Loaf]

So has Michael called it a day for a while? If so I'm unhappy.
If people piss someone as easy going as Monstro off there must be something wrong somewhere!

Anyway when are you coming to Glasgow Jonty?

[SamCat]

Dont worry i think he's just had an early night!!

[SW31]

2 x beers please

[tinkerbell]

martini for me on the rocks.........

[SW31]

ok soon to be birthday girl

[tinkerbell]

Oh damn i was hoping u would forget......

[SW31]

no way time to boogie

[tinkerbell]

:yay: ok

[SW31]

dj & karyokie is ready to rumble

[tinkerbell]

wow lets dance....:yay::yay::yay:

[SW31]

:boohoo::boohoo::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay:

[tinkerbell]

thirsty work this much exercise

[SW31]

to early for the champane yet so have another martini

[tinkerbell]

please.........and yourself

[SW31]

have a beer ----ta

[SamCat]

Its nearly time for champagne now!!

[SW31]

soon very soon

[SW31]

brakes open bottle of champange for dympnas birthday

[SamCat]

I thought i heard a pop!!

[tinkerbell]

jeez this is nice.....i like a good pop

[SW31]

:cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers:
:yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay:

[SamCat]

The bottle i got at the hotel actually had a screw top!!

[tinkerbell]

:cheers: chris + samcat

[duke knooby]

The bottle i got at the hotel actually had a screw top!!

and you dont like a screw???? what do you want for nothing, your money back???? lol

[mszee]

I just came to wish tinker a happy birthday...I don't want any screws...honestly...

[SW31]

how about a driver for them

[tinkerbell]

I just came to wish tinker a happy birthday...I don't want any screws...honestly...

Are you sure Zina??

[mszee]

Are you sure Zina??

Have you noticed that you are the only one who asked??? :wtf: :lmao:

[tinkerbell]

Mmmm where has everyone gone??

[SW31]

well need we say no more then


only that we have a couple of screws loose in the belfry


LOL

[SW31]

Mmmm where has everyone gone??

still here partying:yay::yay::yay::yay::moon::moon:

[tinkerbell]

well need we say no more then


only that we have a couple of screws loose in the belfry


LOL

Pardon??

[mszee]

:shock:

[mszee]

:lmao:

[SW31]

need more beer

[SamCat]

and you dont like a screw???? what do you want for nothing, your money back???? lol

I stole the glass and i have to live with that for the rest of my natural!!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Landlords finally back in the house, anyone want serving? :mrgreen:

[SW31]

weve had a lock in for that long its been open 24/7 & todays a all day/night party for tinkerbells 2nd 21st

[tinkerbell]

Is this party still on? the usual please

[Monstro]

Usual please

[mszee]

Usual please

Sex on the beach??? :twisted:

[Monstro]

Nah, sand gets everywhere

[mszee]

Nah, sand gets everywhere

Alright...I am just pulling your leg cause I forgot if it's a real coke or diet one...:oops:

[Monstro]

Diet lol

[mszee]

Whisky and diet coke???

[Monstro]

Ok, who cares about work tomorrow, pour me another!!!!

[Hypnobabe]

Anyone want to join me in a shot of Vanna Tallinn?

[mszee]

Anyone want to join me in a shot of Vanna Tallinn?

What is it???

[melon]

Anyone want to join me in a shot of Vanna Tallinn?

I have no idea what that is...... I'm in! :up:

[tinkerbell]

Wouldnt mind a strong cup of tea..........

[SW31]

need a beer

[SamCat]

Betty and i will have a bottle of red wine please cos we've just finished ours!!

[SW31]

what country would you like ,i could recomend a good south african

[SamCat]

We started off on Australian Shiraz so we'd better stick to that!!

[SW31]

beer please

[tinkerbell]

martini for moi

[SW31]

hello there ,nice to be seeing ya --drinks on way

[tinkerbell]

nice to be back..........cheers

[SW31]

nice to be hav'in ya back

[tinkerbell]

drinks all around then

[SW31]

ok cheers mines a triple jd with coke

[tinkerbell]

ok coming up christopher

[SW31]

didn't know it was sunday

[tinkerbell]

Sunday its wednesday

[SW31]

then stop using my sunday name ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------LOL

[tinkerbell]

alright Paul

[SW31]

(swish)don't make me hurt you lol

[tinkerbell]

do try.......

[SW31]

wembely --dawn

[tinkerbell]

Lol we'll see

[SW31]

we will i'll have another jd thanks

[tinkerbell]

I need a drink anyone want to join me?

[SamCat]

I will!! Did you have fun in London?

[duke knooby]

go on then

[tinkerbell]

Cheers emma, yeah a great time only spent a short time in london and headed out to the great english countryside......near hastings

[duke knooby]

near monstro you mean

[tinkerbell]

Near but not quite...

[SamCat]

Michael-land!! Next time youre over we'll have to meet up!! I had a fab time with Betty last weekend!!

[tinkerbell]

Sure thats a promise.......may be over next month or october for sure

[SW31]

cheers d mines a beer

[tinkerbell]

coming up Chris....i'll have my usual

[SW31]

thanks

[tinkerbell]

Your very welcome...........enjoy

[SW31]

nice need another

[tinkerbell]

god yeah...........i need a belt for my drawers, seem to have come loose so jonathan says

[SW31]

no comment

[duke knooby]

i shall comment, full name!! thats me told off

[tinkerbell]

so what u having??

[SW31]

stick with the beers ta

[tinkerbell]

cool :cheers:

[SW31]

dont forget yourself now

[tinkerbell]

Martini on the rocks for me, splash of white.............

[SW31]

don't forget the red wine for emma shes around somwhere

[tinkerbell]

Yeah where has she gone? I think jonathan needs something strong...........lol

[SW31]

yeah a cherry coke

[tinkerbell]

:lmao: good one

[SW31]

pmsl

[tinkerbell]

:lmao: sorry cant stop laughing.....

[SW31]

its better than diet cherry coke

[tinkerbell]

:lmao: Oh my

[melon]

I want a REALLY, REALLY strong drink!........ please?

[Rockette]

how much lifting does it have to do?

[tinkerbell]

Ok beverage needed here?

[SamCat]

Good evening I'm on the red wine again!!

[tinkerbell]

Coming up Emma, martini for me..........anybody else??

[SamCat]

It is very quiet in here tonight!!

[tinkerbell]

very boring.........need more drink to soften the time

[SamCat]

That was the problem last night!! Too much real wine instead of the virtual stuff and i had to lie down!!

[tinkerbell]

Lol u naughty girl...........lots of vino then

[SamCat]

Too much for a school night!!

[tinkerbell]

God i know the feeling well...........:-P

[SamCat]

And yet we still keep doing it!!

[tinkerbell]

Like many things.........don't do it but we do, :lol:

[SamCat]

Wisdom doesn't always come with age!! I think i'm regressing!!

[SW31]

any chance of a decent cup of tea

[tinkerbell]

didnt know you drunk tea chris................beer is on offer

[duke knooby]

do well

[tinkerbell]

sure u dont like beer..........

[duke knooby]

well i had a pleasant surprise, id put on alot less weight than i thought, way over a stone less... so a nice beer would be cool

[tinkerbell]

So the good news is you have only put on 2 stones instead of 3....:-P

[duke knooby]

stone and a bit
and i've the height to get away with it

[tinkerbell]

unlike some short people i know that would be bad.........:shock:

[duke knooby]

it would alright

[tinkerbell]

u got me a ticket then?

[duke knooby]

for what?

[tinkerbell]

duke

[duke knooby]

do you want a ticket??

[tinkerbell]

:wall: well yeah

[duke knooby]

ok, if i can get one, you can have it

[tinkerbell]

hang on i might be busy..........depends what night

[duke knooby]

i dunno what night, i dont even have a ticket

[tinkerbell]

Ok lets have a drink instead........the usual

[duke knooby]

whats the usual?

[tinkerbell]

double martini, splash of white on the rocks

[duke knooby]

sounds rotten, no offence

[tinkerbell]

heaven.............a few of those and im merry

[SW31]

like one so i've herd------------------------------pmsl























ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


usual beer thanks

[tinkerbell]

like one so i've herd------------------------------pmsl





ha ha very funny

















ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


usual beer thanks

[Hypnobabe]

What is it???

I have no idea what that is...... I'm in! :up:

Vanna Tallinn is an Estonian Liqueur - it's the one that put me flat on my back after a couple of beers when I went in November... Unfortunately, since I don't really drink spirits, I can't tell you what it's similar to... :shock:

Are they still doing breakfasts in here? Full English for me, if they are, please...

[tinkerbell]

I seem to be here most evenings drinking alone.............

[SW31]

anyone for a drink

[tinkerbell]

count me in

[SW31]

usual comming up

[melon]

Can I have beer?! I need a beer!

[tinkerbell]

Ok beer coming up.............

[SW31]

make that x 2 ta

[firefly]

I'll have a coffee please!

[Cpl Mickey]

coffe for me aswell please

[firefly]

Make that two coffee's then please.... Milk no sugar

[Cpl Mickey]

thanks firefly

[firefly]

Your very welcome

[Monstro]

Serve myself then, I want another lol

[Cpl Mickey]

A steaming mug of Hot Choclate please.

[tinkerbell]

Went to the off licence for a bottle tonite and flipping place closed at 10 :bicker: need a drink

[SW31]

usual then

[melon]

More.... more beer........................... please :drool::drool::drool:

[SW31]

anyone for a drink

[Hypnobabe]

Mmmm... I had a lovely cider last night, for the first time in years... could murder another one, been out on the bike and got all sweaty...

[firefly]

Need my morning coffee please.

[SW31]

beer please

[Bren]

a cup of tea would be most welcome....

[SW31]

beerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr please

[Monstro]

beerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr please

On me Sis, I'll have a whisky with ya!!!!

[SW31]

with d coke

hows the new beast

[Monstro]

with d coke

hows the new beast

Yes and the beast is scaringly FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Betty]

A Beck´s Green Lemon please :mrgreen:

[JanT]

I would really like... if it isn't too much trouble... oh... never mind, it doesn't matter...

weak tea, milk, two sugars please.

[firefly]

Can I have a glass of white wine please?.... oh and make it a large one at that. Thank's.xx

[SW31]

& for the wolfster

[firefly]

er... um... No! he does not drink... so i will have his too... Thank's!

[SW31]

yeah right --ok pint of water comming up

[firefly]

er....um... no! i mean i will have another double wine instead of woly having his

[SW31]

make your bluming mind up lass

[firefly]

made my mind up.... just keep pouring the wine all night!!!

[SW31]

so no wkd then

[firefly]

well you could pour a bacardi and coke... that goes down well!

[firefly]

A strong cup of coffee please.

[SW31]

need some beer

[SW31]

really need some beer now

[Benny]

Malibu please?

[SW31]

well as its my birthday drinks all round

mines a double jd on the rocks

[tinkerbell]

Just made it in time for Birthday drinks........:cheers:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Anyone need serving? :mrgreen:

[duke knooby]

renardo needs servicing... lol

good to have you back kid, and congrats

[Monstro]

:twisted: Anyone need serving? :mrgreen:

Feck me........I'm seeing things!!!!!!

[The Flying Mouse]

Feck me........I'm seeing things!!!!!!


:twisted: Which means you've had either too much, or too little to drink.

Now what's it gonna be? :mrgreen:

[Monstro]

Diet coke please, can't have alcohol

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Who are you, and what have you done with Michael? :bleh:

[duke knooby]

i'm being ignored.. i don't like that

[Monstro]

:twisted: Who are you, and what have you done with Michael? :bleh:

Can't drink with the painkillers

i'm being ignored.. i don't like that

Somebody say something??????

[The Flying Mouse]

i'm being ignored.. i don't like that

:twisted:Who said that :p

Good to see you again buddy 8)

[duke knooby]

its even worse than i thought... im not funny enough to reply to

[The Flying Mouse]

Can't drink with the painkillers






:twisted: Then stop taking the painkillers :roll:

Killing pain is one of the many magical qualities of alcohol :mrgreen:

[Monstro]

I wish

[The Flying Mouse]

its even worse than i thought... im not funny enough to reply to

:twisted: I did reply to you :lol:

Drink?

Silly question, I know :oops:

[RadioMaster]

its even worse than i thought... im not funny enough to reply to

nothing new then :p

[duke knooby]

so it seems... the most hated person on the site

[RadioMaster]

nah, that would be susan....wait a minute, thats another site

[mszee]

so it seems... the most hated person on the site

You are out of your little tiny puny mind!!!

[duke knooby]

You are out of your little tiny puny mind!!!

i was just adding a bit of drama... no harm in that is there

[mszee]

i was just adding a bit of drama... no harm in that is there

Made me laugh...you ALWAYS make me laugh though...

And here I thought I am a number one drama queen...duh...

[RadioMaster]

nah, jonty's the queen

[melon]

So... are we goanna get a drink.... cos if we are, I think its cocktail time and I'll have an Electric Blue thanks!

[tinkerbell]

Too late, just poured myself a martini on the rocks..........enjoying this as i type

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: No briging your own drink into this pub :bicker:

I'm trying to turn a profit here :mrgreen:

[mszee]

Well, if you've come to turn a profit HERE...you definitely came to the WRONG place...:lmao:

[tinkerbell]

Thirsty here.......any chance?

[SW31]

sorry no chance as your not hear but mines a beer

[firefly]

.... and mines a double bacardi and coke, thankyou!

[SW31]

no problem

[Heli]

Where's the bartender? I want a drink? *rings te invisible bell* !!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Any particular drink in mind? :roll:

May I sugest a drink of my own design? :idea:

A Bloody Paddy 8)








Guinness and Tomato Juice :mrgreen:

Or perhaps a "Crunchy Fish".

Mild, with a shot of castor oil, and a few prawn cocktail crisps crunched up in the top.

[Heli]

Errrrrm....no thanks.

I'll just have a gin and tonic please....and a white russian for my friend. :)

How're you anyway mr neil??

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Have you any idea of what is in my version of the White Russian? :bleh:

Mr Neil is fine thank thee kindly :mrgreen:

And how is miss Heli?








We're bloody formal tonight ain't we? :shock:

[Heli]

No idea what version.....all i remember is he has vodka in it with some coffee liqueur in it and something else. beats me, i dont like it.

I'm extremely well thanks hun. I'm too happy right now. lol

Whats new with you?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Tip ex :bleh:


Glad to hear it :mrgreen:
But why TOO happy? :shock:
Where happiness is concerned, I refere to Mr Steinmans wonderful lyric "Too much is never enough" :wink:

Nothing new really.
Still commuting up and down the country to see my beautiful wife to be :heart: , and doing a lot of singing in between :lol:

[Heli]

I can't tell you why i'm too happy! That'd be telling :P! Read my blog, it'll give you a hint.


How's things with you and Jo? all well i hope :)!

good good xxxx

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'll check it out in just a sec :wink:

Things couldn't be better thanks hun :D

Going back to London to see her again next Monday 8)

Can't come quick enough though :sad:

[Heli]

I know the feeling. :)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Sounds like everyone is full of the joys of spring :mrgreen:

Must be something in the water.

Or the beer :roll:

Perhaps I should put the prices of the ale up around here :bleh:

[Heli]

dont be stupid cupid! :P

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Stupid?

MOI? :shock:

[Hypnobabe]

Any chance of a drink? A bottle of Becks, if you've got some please?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Becks?

Coming right up :mrgreen:

[Hypnobabe]

Thank you kindly...

and another to keep it company... :mrgreen:

[RadioMaster]

whisky/coke (1/2) on the rox please

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: All out of rocks i'm afraid :oops:

We have some gravel :idea:

[RadioMaster]

ok ill take that :lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: *hands RJ a cocktail glass full of gravel with a pink umberella sticking out of it*

That'll be £5.50 please guv'nor :mrgreen:

[RadioMaster]

lol, thanks

so, how are you anyway?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Not too bad at all thanks kind sir :mrgreen:

Yourself?

[RadioMaster]

cant complain....moved to cologne a few months ago....studying for a few weeks now...quite a lot of changes througout the last months...none of them bad though

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: As long as life is on an even Kiel.

See, I made a joke just then :mrgreen:

[RadioMaster]

congratulations :cool::up:

[Heli]

congratulations :cool::up:


Dont worry, RJ, i didn't get it either. :p

[The Flying Mouse]

Dont worry, RJ, i didn't get it either. :p


:twisted: *sigh*

Kiel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiel) is a place in Germany.

RJ said that things are ok.

When things are OK, we use the phrase "on an even keel".

As RJ is German, I made a small joke about things being on an even Kiel.

I don't know Heli, you're such an islander :p





*legs it as fast as his legs will carry him*

:lol:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:-P:twisted: *sigh*

Kiel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiel) is a place in Germany.

RJ said that things are ok.

When things are OK, we use the phrase "on an even keel".

As RJ is German, I made a small joke about things being on an even Kiel.

I don't know Heli, you're such an islander :p





*legs it as fast as his legs will carry him*

:lol:

Neil you need to learn better jokes than that lol :lol: :-P i love you really :twisted:

[RadioMaster]

surprisingly, Kiel is also the german word for keel :p

[SW31]

beer please

[SW31]

& anyone else require a wee dram