Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)

[tinkerbell]

usual for me......:-P

[SW31]

usual comming up

[SW31]

beer ,beer ,beer please

[Monstro]

3 beers for Sis it is

[SW31]

ta have one yourself

[tinkerbell]

Martini on the rocks for moi please

[SW31]

ok pouring now

[Hypnobabe]

Sounds nice, I'll have a sweet martini and lemonade please Chris.. No rocks for me tho'...

[SW31]

want an umbrella with that

[tinkerbell]

Can i have one too?? and a top up

[SW31]

small or LARGE? (umbrella)

pouring more pop into t's glass

[tinkerbell]

I have a large one please....:-P

[SW31]

thought you would

[tinkerbell]

hey always go for the biggest :shock:

[SW31]

but biggest not always the best

[tinkerbell]

i like big umbrella's......personal choice:-P

[SW31]

but you be able to get at your drink

[tinkerbell]

gimme a straw then

[SW31]

long or short

[tinkerbell]

U know the answer to that
:-P

[SW31]

ok short then with a twist

[Lord Kagan]

DRINK!

[RadioMaster]

and now he has 6000 posts.....what a (post)whore

[Lord Kagan]

i am a whore :p

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Then ply your trade elsewhere.

This a respectable gaff :bicker:

What?

It IS :shock:

[Lord Kagan]

Neil, Come on we know this place is not respectable

[RadioMaster]

i am a whore :p

*prints quote for later use*

[tinkerbell]

How about a drink??

[SW31]

coffee & full english please

[melon]

ok, make mine-

1 round of tequila shots for everyone
5 jager bombs
1 depth charge
3 shots of vodka
3 shots cougar
1 flaming sambucca

and that's me set for a while ;)

[SW31]

beer please

[tinkerbell]

No prob................can i have a martini and 2 gaymers for carl and jonty??

[SW31]

ok 1 martini & 2 x gaymers for the boys

[Lord Kagan]

lol it was only GAYMERS ON THE GLASS! it was heiniken??????? however its spelled

[tinkerbell]

lol it was only GAYMERS ON THE GLASS! it was heiniken??????? however its spelled

Yes Carl

[Lord Kagan]

lol

[tinkerbell]

ready for another....

[Lord Kagan]

why not

[tinkerbell]

cider or gaymers?

[Lord Kagan]

Heiniken :p and a dry martini for the lady lol?

[tinkerbell]

on the rocks please:-P

[SW31]

lady what lady only commoners in here lol


mines a beer in a clear pint glass as not to confuse

[tinkerbell]

lady what lady only commoners in here lol


mines a beer in a clear pint glass as not to confuse

Watch it.........

[SW31]

beer please

[JanT]

Weak tea, milk, two sugars please :D

[Hypnobabe]

Since my skin's playing up again, I'll have some Volvic still mineral water please... No ice.

[SW31]

i'll have a jd & the rest of the crew at the globe can have what they want to get over the shock

[The Flying Mouse]

i'll have a jd & the rest of the crew at the globe can have what they want to get over the shock

:twisted: Stiff drinks all round under the circumstances methinks.

[SW31]

beer please

[RadioMaster]

the usual, whiskey+coke (not too light on the whiskey)

[tinkerbell]

im thirsty.......any service here??

[Cpl Mickey]

I like a nice Vodka and coke please!

[duke knooby]

a vod and 2 stroke??? good call... ive organised a wee sniff of honey pocheen to be delivered, sounds like good gear

[mszee]

a vod and 2 stroke??? good call... ive organised a wee sniff of honey pocheen to be delivered, sounds like good gear

honey pocheen...I am afraid to ask...

[Gez]

I feel in a good mood, who's buying;)

[Lord Kagan]

pocheen...... excellent

[Cpl Mickey]

I'll have a pocheen as well please

[duke knooby]

with a wee bitta luck, i'll get some tomorrow

[SW31]

need a beer

[Cpl Mickey]

nice glass of white wine would be good now

[SW31]

ber beer beer please

[tinkerbell]

Time for another.....

[SW31]

most certinly if the company is staying

[SW31]

any chance of a beer in this joint

[Battybarb]

i need another vodka & redbull please,make it a double

[SW31]

sorry landlord is away been here for days waiting for a pint

[Battybarb]

:D just been served,needed that,waiting for another:hic:

[melon]

i need another vodka & redbull please,make it a double

Sounds good, make that 2!

[Battybarb]

bit early in the day for me yet

[sexyeyes_jo]

make mine a vodka and red bull please make it a large one i need the energy lol :devil:

[sexyeyes_jo]

if Neil is the landlord don't that make me the landlady?

[Battybarb]

only if you wanna work,make mine a pint of fosters,ta

[SW31]

i'll have a whisky & coke please

[MeatGrl1]

Malibu and coke please :))

[The Flying Mouse]

sorry landlord is away been here for days waiting for a pint

:twisted: Sorry bout that.
Been taste testing a new drink for the pub.
I awoke several weeks later with my vision showing everything in various shades of green :wtf:

Think it'll be a hit with the folks round here :mrgreen:

if Neil is the landlord don't that make me the landlady?

Yes :yep: .Yes it does.

Which means that you get to pull the pints, and I get to pull the landlady :eyebrows:

[JanT]

Can't sleep, pint of StrongBow please.

[Battybarb]

mines a double brandy please

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Cider and Brandy.

My favourite pint and short :mrgreen:

Coming right up ladies.

[Battybarb]

just diet coke for now (boring i know )

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: Sorry bout that.
Been taste testing a new drink for the pub.
I awoke several weeks later with my vision showing everything in various shades of green :wtf:

Think it'll be a hit with the folks round here :mrgreen:



Yes :yep: .Yes it does.

Which means that you get to pull the pints, and I get to pull the landlady :eyebrows:

you've already pulled me :raspberry:

[Battybarb]

think i will have a pint of fosters,followed very quickly by a double brandy and diet coke,boy do i need it !

[SW31]

jd with coke please & make it a large one

[Battybarb]

ready for another double brandy and diet now :cheers:

[SW31]

i im ready for another

[MeatGrl1]

Make mine a Sex On The Beach please, love that cocktail :lol:.

[Battybarb]

i really do need a drink right now :hic:

[SW31]

ok i'll 2nd that

[MeatGrl1]

A cup tea will do me :))

[SW31]

triple jd with coke

[MeatGrl1]

cup of horliks lovely :))

[SW31]

what ever floats ya boat

[MeatGrl1]

:)) !!

[melon]

Im on my way to the bar, my shout? Who wants a drink, I'll go a good cold pint of beer

[Battybarb]

boy i really need to get plastered,10 pints of fosters please

[SW31]

Im on my way to the bar, my shout? Who wants a drink, I'll go a good cold pint of beer

cheers melon i'll have a double jd with coke no ice thanks

[melon]

No probs, 10 pints of fosters and a double jd with no ice and a pint of your best coldest beer..... just need some service please

[Battybarb]

too early for alcohol but ill have a coffee for now,need lots of caffene

[melon]

and we'll add a coffee in there too for battybarb..... *whispers* You'd better put some extra caffeine in that one too

[Battybarb]

Jo and Neil are talking about giving birth ,so i think i need a triple straight brandy !!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Come on barb, you'd love to hear the patter of little mouse paws :mrgreen:

Besides, it would be a hell of a reason for a party :cheers:

We could borrow the function room of The Alma, as long as it isn't already booked :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Battybarb]

very funny ha ha, :lol: me thinks now i need a bottle of brandy :hic:

[MeatGrl1]

Need a malibu and coke please.

[Battybarb]

bad day at work again,i will have a vodka and redbull please,need loads of energy,ta

[Lord Kagan]

Need a malibu and coke please.

malibu and milk is much much better

[Battybarb]

another vodka and redbull as quick as you can please

[SamCat]

malibu and milk is much much better

Oh no malibu and pineapple juice is best!!

[duke knooby]

ohhh no pocheen is best

[Battybarb]

bedtime,night cap me thinks a brandy and milk might do the trick,second thoughts ,skip the milk

[SW31]

jd & coke please

[Monstro]

please add to the whiskey's I've had with another

[SW31]

only if you join me with the bottle

[Battybarb]

god i need a very large brandy

[MeatGrl1]

Need a nice cup of tea please :cool:.

[Battybarb]

need brandy but gonna have coffee instead,need the caffene,either that or take a packet of pro plus :tired:

[firefly]

malibu and milk is much much better

Malibu and pineapple juice is even nicer.





Not this time of the day tho!

[Battybarb]

need more caffene,a very large latte please,thankyou

[duke knooby]

another pint please

[Battybarb]

a nice long cool pint of fosters as quick as you can please

[MeatGrl1]

Need a cup tea please :)), ta very much ;).

[Battybarb]

vodka and redbull please

[MeatGrl1]

Cup tea ;) Thank you :cool:

[Battybarb]

think i will have wine today,a large glass please

[sexyeyes_jo]

i will have a vodka and redbull i need the energy

[Battybarb]

ill second that Jo,do you wanna share the redbull?

[sexyeyes_jo]

ill second that Jo,do you wanna share the redbull?

yeah ok then why not :lol: :razz:

[Battybarb]

too late ive already drunk it ,but im ready for another if your buying

[tinkerbell]

New Years drinks or am i too late......martini on the rocks please

[SamCat]

Never too late i'll have one with you!! Happy 2008 cheers :cheers:

[SW31]

i'll 2nd that mines a beer with a jd chaser

[Battybarb]

large brandy and diet coke please

[SW31]

line them up again

[Battybarb]

lots !

[melon]

5 tequila shots thanks, and I'll have them all one after the other thanks, I need to get hammered, then I'll try a malibu and coke, then a malibu and milk and then a malibu and pineapple juice just so I can compare them ;) honist!

[MeatGrl1]

Sominax please :cool:

[Battybarb]

a very large latte please

[MeatGrl1]

Cup tea please and make it Grande, Thank you :cool::lol:

[Battybarb]

me thinks i need a very large brandy,thankyou

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: brandy and coke sounds good to me right now i might serve myself as landlady i get to serve myself anyone want drink while im up?? :smile:

[angelica]

white wine please

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up :smile: look you get service with a smile how lucky is that lol

[angelica]

thanks very much! Cheers

[sexyeyes_jo]

you are welcome :cheers: anyone else?? :D

[Battybarb]

yes please,pint of fosters,wheres the landlord tonight ?

[sexyeyes_jo]

the landlord is a bit busy at the moment thats why im working :smile:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'm back dear.

I've just done a rather smart buisness deal on a thousand crates of champagne 8)

Never heard of Valley De Mar before :roll: , but apparently it's usually reserved for the Knightsbridge Wine Cellar, so it must be pretty good stuff :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: welcome back about bloody time :lol: i've heard of that champagne it is good stuff and nice and cheap as well :devil:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well that's alright then 8)

I was a bit worried because the bloke I got it off looked a bit dodgy :bleh:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:lmao: theres nothing dodgy with that champagne i use to drink it didn't do me any harm apart from getting me drunk :lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: There was deffinatly something about the bloke selling it :bleh: Big fat bloke.
Mentioned Lewisham a lot :roll:

Anyway, i've tasted a sample bottle, and it certainly seems good :mrgreen:

And to think it were only £25 a bottle :shock:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: that sounds like a good deal you made, that stuff is normally alot dearer than £25 that bloke you got that off he sounds like someone i know i wonder who that could be :lol:

[Battybarb]

It is good stuff,ive had it before and very reasonable,ill have a couple of bottles to take out please,oh and by the way the geezer is well dodgy,an Aurther Dailey cross Del boy character i think but nothing a large frozen leg of lamb wouldnt sort out :twisted: :sneaky:

[SW31]

jd & coke please

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up :D look you even get service with a smile how lucky is that :lol:

[SW31]

should hope so its been that long dying of thrist

so i'll have another

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up lol i was working last night serving people but you didn't come in

[Battybarb]

didnt see you doing much work lol,ill have brandy and diet please,see the landlord is missing again !

[sexyeyes_jo]

didnt see you doing much work lol,ill have brandy and diet please,see the landlord is missing again !

:twisted: lol i'll have you that i work very hard lol the landlord is busy as always :devil:

[The Flying Mouse]

the landlord is busy as always :devil:

:twisted: Damn right I am.

These pillows don't just weigh themselves down you know :roll:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: that sounds like very hard work :lmao: do you need a hand with that? :lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

do you need a hand with that? :lol:

:twisted: Well there ARE a couple of pillows need weighing down next to my ones, and there IS room on the bed so......... :devil:



vYN_-4Negnk

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: Well there ARE a couple of pillows need weighing down next to my ones, and there IS room on the bed so......... :devil:



vYN_-4Negnk



:twisted: i guess could help you with that, that wouldn't be a probablem ;)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: i guess could help you with that, that wouldn't be a probablem ;)


:twisted:

9NL7nP61-hk


:mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:lmao: since when have you been a tarzan :lol: you'll be caring me over your sholder next and doing that :devil: :lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: :eyebrows:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Anyone want serving by the way :lmao:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: :eyebrows:

:twisted: bring it on :devil: no one wants serving its just the two of us at the moment :D

[SW31]

any service in here or are you two canoodling in the corner


mines a beer please

[sexyeyes_jo]

im serving if any1 wants a drink just ask and i will be happy to serve :D

[SW31]

3x beers please

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up chris :D

[SW31]

cheers have one yourself

[tinkerbell]

Thirsty here..........

[SW31]

need the usual or something diferant

[MeatGrl1]

A sominax please... :zzz: !

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up emma

[Battybarb]

two pints of fosters please,very very thirsty tonight !

[SW31]

3 x beers please

[duke knooby]

might be time to go back to spirits (the most important post i ever did (6666))

[Cpl Mickey]

vodka and coke please

[SW31]

3 x beers + 3 x whiskey chasers for me & m & j

[duke knooby]

nice one...

[tinkerbell]

A sunday tea time beverage.......martini on the rocks

[SW31]

cool make mine & sis's a double whiskey & coke

[tinkerbell]

Cool well deserved.....

[duke knooby]

pocheen please

[tinkerbell]

no illegal stuff here.....

[angelica]

large white wine please ...

[duke knooby]

aye, wine was involved last night... so no ta pint please

[tinkerbell]

aye, wine was involved last night... so no ta pint please

Aye u do wine abit

[duke knooby]

wine.. hate the stuff

[angelica]

love wine and champagne .. mind the champers is only usually very special occasions! :lol:

[SW31]

ok a glass of what the misses wants & mines a pint

[MeatGrl1]

Paracetamol and a sominax please !

[Cpl Mickey]

large cafe latte for me please

[Hypnobabe]

Large drink of your finest alcohol please, I'm celebrating!

[tinkerbell]

Well congrats to whatever ur celebrating......i'll join you in a drink

[SW31]

ok mines a cup of earl gray i need a good cuppa

[duke knooby]

pint of honey pocheen please

[SW31]

beer please

[duke knooby]

yeah more beer please

[Betty]

One Pina Collada jumbo please

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: anyone want serving while im back the landlord is busy as always so you'll have to make do with me :smile:

[duke knooby]

pocheen please

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up jonty :smile:

[SW31]

a round of beers & jd& cokes please

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up chris :smile:

[sexyeyes_jo]

i need a vodka and redbull myself i need the energy

[SW31]

its a bit slow in here tonight


lets have another round

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up :smile:

[SW31]

full english with a nice cup of black coffee ,1 sugar please

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up chris :smile:

[Battybarb]

dont know about a large brandy,after the stress of orange and no internet for the last month me thinks i need a very large bottle of brandy and a small bottle of diet coke please

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisting: I thought all that shouting was pretty thereputic Barb :lol:

For instance "My 4 year old grand daughter could run a company better than you" must have helped you let off a bit of steam :lmao:

You can still have the brandy and D coke though :wink:

[Battybarb]

maybe just asmall one,jo is trying to phone you !

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Coming right up :mrgreen:

I'll talk to Jo now.

I'm still at her mummy in laws :lol:

[sexyeyes_jo]

hello hubby of mine :smile:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Hello darling :mrgreen:

You popped in for a quick one before going to see the family at the pub?

How would you like a drink as well? :devil:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: lol might as well and a drink aswell :lol: :devil:

[SW31]

anychance of service in here its becoming a right old ????? next youll be changing into a lap dance club

not that i am complaining

but a beer would be nice

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Beer is always nice, and I just happen to have........... :cheers:

Good news and bad news.

There is already a lapdancing room for those who want it :bleh:

Andy & R. are the lap dancers :shock:

[Battybarb]

lol ,i"ll have a large black coffee this morning please ,if anyone is serving or if your not too busy in the lap dancing room ;) :roll:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: right there will be no lapdancing in this pub it is a respected pub thank you very much, neil don't you get any ideas either :lol: your black coffee is coming right up :D

[Battybarb]

old man driving me insane,need a very large vodka and red bull please,quick as you can

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: coming right up i need one myself i need the energy :D

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving while i'm here? :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'll have a coke please hunni.

You know i'm t total :mrgreen:

[duke knooby]

i'll have a poitin please

[Lord Kagan]

tut tut thats illegal

[duke knooby]

so arrest me

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: As long as we're both outside the 12 mile limit, it's all good :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: coming right up, since when have you been t total neil i don't believe that for a minute :devil:

[duke knooby]

:twisted: As long as we're both outside the 12 mile limit, it's all good :mrgreen:

what 12 mile limit??

[sexyeyes_jo]

what limit you never told me about a limit neil :lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

what 12 mile limit??


:twisted: It's suposed to be a 3 mile limit, but the drinks I mix are a little more volitile than that :devil:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:lmao:

[Battybarb]

think ill have a last brandy before bed please,thankyou,must say service very good tonight

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving today? :D

[Battybarb]

yes please,i need a very large vodka and red bull,no one else in tonight then ?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Busy day at the pub mummy in law?

You should work in one of these virtual pubs.

The wages ain't much, but the hours are GREAT :mrgreen:

[SW31]

i'll start with a jd & coke please

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up chris :D

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: anyone want serving while im here? :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'll have one please dearest :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: and what would you like to drink hubby of mine? :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Who said I wanted a "drink" :eyebrows:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: lol oh really is that a promise? :devil:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted:



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[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: i take it as a yes then lol you can be my tazan anytime you want :D

[Heli]

*shuffles in, hides in her usual corner by the fire and hopes and wishes for a magical hot chocolate*

I miss this old place.

[The Flying Mouse]

*shuffles in, hides in her usual corner by the fire and hopes and wishes for a magical hot chocolate*

I miss this old place.

:twisted: Eh up Heli-copter :mrgreen:

Magical hot chocolate coming up :wink:


It's the litre and a half of vodka put into each and every cup that makes Bat & Belfry hot chocolate MAGICAL :devil: