Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: hi heli how are you? long time no see, your hot chocolate is coming right up :D

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: i see my hubby has beat me to it for once lol :devil:

[Heli]

:twisted: Eh up Heli-copter :mrgreen:

Magical hot chocolate coming up :wink:


It's the litre and a half of vodka put into each and every cup that makes Bat & Belfry hot chocolate MAGICAL :devil:



damn straight! They don't make it as magical anywhere else! :P

So whats the story guys?! Whats new in this crazy world? What has this silly student missed out on?

[The Flying Mouse]

damn straight! They don't make it as magical anywhere else! :P

So whats the story guys?! Whats new in this crazy world? What has this silly student missed out on?

:twisted: Let me see :roll:

Jonty got drunk.

RJ posted some random lyrics.

Carl punched him.

R. posted some dumb links in off topic.

Jo served beers in the Bat while putting me in my place at every turn.

Andy asked for birthday cake.

Deb flew round the world 20 times meeting up with ex NLE members

Fred spoke rubbish.

Greg passed out in someones bed.

Ross plugged his site but mis-spelt the addy and nobody could see it :mrgreen:

I took flak over a green jacket.

Sean stayed Welsh (against everyones advice).



Pretty much same old same old :lol:

[Monstro]

and all the time nobody saw me raiding the pubs whisky and diet coke supply, I;m going on holiday when they stocktake!!!!!!!!

[duke knooby]

its whiskey!!!!!!

[sexyeyes_jo]

[QUOTE=The Flying Mouse;391688]:twisted: Let me see :roll:





Jo served beers in the Bat while putting me in my place at every turn



:twisted: dam right i did and enjoyed every minute of it too :lol:

[Monstro]

its whiskey!!!!!!

not according to this place's bootleg supply labels!!!!!

[duke knooby]

english spelling then lol

[Heli]

and all the time nobody saw me raiding the pubs whisky and diet coke supply, I;m going on holiday when they stocktake!!!!!!!!

See now this is a man who knows what he's doing!

:P


Thanks for the update! Seems to me that everythings still exactly where i left them ^_^! Good good! :P

[sexyeyes_jo]

and all the time nobody saw me raiding the pubs whisky and diet coke supply, I;m going on holiday when they stocktake!!!!!!!!

:twisted: i heard that michael, so you're the one who's been knicking our whiskey and diet coke eh cheeky sod lol :devil:

[The Flying Mouse]

and all the time nobody saw me raiding the pubs whisky and diet coke supply, I;m going on holiday when they stocktake!!!!!!!!

:twisted: You think? :rly:

You forgot about what the security cameras saw :devil: .




VOhJZKD8kME

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: And yes, before anyone says it, Disney DOES supply out CCTV :roll:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:lmao:

[SW31]

jd & coke please

[duke knooby]

large poitin please

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Coming right up mon ami :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: lol since when do you speak french eh neil? lol :raspberry:

[Battybarb]

Pint of fosters please,know its a bit early but its well needed !

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Fosters coming up :mrgreen:

One of those days huh Barb?

[Battybarb]

Yea.you bet need vodka and red bull now please

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Have you ever had a "goldfish bowl"?

You know those old divers helmets?

Well I fill one with vodka, give you a little straw to breath through, then screw the full goldfish bowl to a collar around your neck.

Wanna try one? :mrgreen:

[Battybarb]

that souds good ,yea

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Here you go.

Give my love to the 4th dimention :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: i need a red bull i need the energy i have no energy left :lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Red Bull, and a cuddle, coming right up :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: awwww thank you i could with a cuddle right now :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: The cuddles are free, but that's £3.97 for the Red Bull :mrgreen:


*runs*

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: run very fast neil lol you cheeky sod you would charge your own wife :raspberry:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: awwwwwwwww, hunni, you know I wouldn't charge you.









I'll give you a tab instead :p

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: lol well the same goes to you hubby of mine :devil:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: errrrr, did I tell you that "tab" is an ancient swahilian word for candel lit bath? :mrgreen:

[SW31]

drink please

[The Flying Mouse]

drink please


:twisted: You got it.

:hic:


You want one too? :mrgreen:

[SW31]

thanks keep em comming

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: errrrr, did I tell you that "tab" is an ancient swahilian word for candel lit bath? :mrgreen:

:twisted: thats real smooth talking there neil, and nice sucking up to me :lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Hey, i'm the master :mrgreen:

And I even have the lazer screwdriver to prove it *puffs up chest*

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: lmao keep telling yourself that neil :devil:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: lmao keep telling yourself that neil :devil:

:twisted: I do.

Often.

In front of the mirror.

While aiming my lazer screwdriver


:oops: :oops: :oops:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: lol and what are you aiming your lazer screwdriver at? and no you won't be taking over me, you wish :lmao:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: errrrr, anyone want a beer?

The current convo is going to weird places :bleh:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: yeah i'll have one please thank you :D

[Heli]

I'll have a beer as well, please! I'm so thirsty!


*sits in her corner and knits*

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: coming right up heli :D

[Heli]

Thanks love ^_^!

Hows you today? Been busy?

[Battybarb]

is anyone still serving,if so mines a large brandy and diet coke please

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Here you go Barb :mrgreen:

[Battybarb]

thankyou,a very large brandy & diet please,how you doing ?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Here you go Barb.

Still worrying over tomorrow.

Don't know if Jo told you, but i've got a kids magic show booked in for tomorrow, and i've lost the details so I have no idea where the hell it is :shock:

Your daughter is marrying an idiot :oops:

[Battybarb]

oh ,blimey,what are you gonna do,i shouldnt worry i married one too lol........

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Gonna hope the booker rings back before tomorrow to confirm.

Long shot, but not unheard of :roll:


Steve is in his own class of idiot :lmao:

[Battybarb]

Good luck,ill have a pint of fosters while your waiting then please,feel like mixing tonight

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: coming right up :D

[SW31]

well lets get a round in

[Battybarb]

i think ill have a night cap ,straight brandy with a little ice thankyou

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: im bored anyone want serving while im here? :D

[Battybarb]

yes please,but only orange juice today im afraid,got raving headache,wouldnt mind if it was self inflicted but it aint,any sign of the landlord today ?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I've just shown up :mrgreen:

Luckilly enough that booker DID ring to confirm last night, so the show went ahead no problem 8)

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: welcome back sexy how did the show go? :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Went very well thanks hunni :D

Glad to be finished though :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: awww i bet you're tired after that show do you want a drink? :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Yes please, and a cuddle :wink:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: coming right up how about a kiss aswell :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I might be able to manage that :wink:


Anyone else want serving by the way? :D

[angelica]

Large white wine and soda please!

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: coming right up angelica :D

[SW31]

a round of beers for the match please

wheres the big screen gone

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: coming right chris up you'll have to ask the landloard about that :D

[The Flying Mouse]

wheres the big screen gone

:twisted: TV rooms just down the corridor, 265th door on the right :mrgreen:

They'll be disapointed if you put the football on though :roll:

They'e watching something far more interesting.





Paint drying :p

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: lmao the customers won't be happy with that but oh well never mind :lol: anyone want serving while i am here?

[Battybarb]

yes please,ill have a white wine and soda for a change ,thankyou

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: We can do that :D

[Battybarb]

thankyou very much,seems quiet in here tonight :(

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: It is a bit.

I'm starting to suspect that some of our clientele have gone out and got lives and not told us :bleh:

[Battybarb]

yea think so,perhaps we are using the wrong deoderant,what you think ?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Not really Barb.

I mean, come on now.

RJ.
Carl.
Jonty.



Can you REALLY imagining any of these guys ever getting a life? :p

:lol:

[Battybarb]

see your point :lmao: :lmao:

do you think if i bought the board in it would liven things up a bit ? :devil:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Yeah, let's have a seance.

There again, the only spirit I want to get in touch with right now is Brandy :mrgreen:

[Battybarb]

i wouldnt mind a large one with diet coke ,if you please,but i also wouldnt mind a supernatural one to take a certain someone away lol ,were gonna have a go later lol

[The Flying Mouse]

i wouldnt mind a large one with diet coke ,if you please,but i also wouldnt mind a supernatural one to take a certain someone away lol ,were gonna have a go later lol


:twisted: You're gonna try what?

The board, or getting someone taken out? :shock:

errrrr, he's your brandy Barb, on the house, no trouble at all :shock:

:lol:

[Battybarb]

:twisted: You're gonna try what?

The board, or getting someone taken out? :shock:

errrrr, he's your brandy Barb, on the house, no trouble at all :shock:

:lol:

thanks for the brandy,dont worry,only the board,not having anyone took out aint met Doug yet lol

[Monstro]

sneaks in, whips a whiskey away and ~~~~~~s off

[SW31]

i hope thats coming my way

[Monstro]

nips in and nicks a couple more for me and me Sis

[SW31]

ta its well noted

[Monstro]

anytime, local yokels have ~~~~~~ed off, help yourself time lol

[Battybarb]

grab a bottle of brandy for me please while nobody there,will settle up tomorrow

[Monstro]

don't bother settling up, on the house lol

[Battybarb]

thats good im skint ,make it two bottles then lol

[Monstro]

no worries, they'll be to worried about the missing whiskey to notice

[SW31]

your not supposed to take it all

[Battybarb]

make the most of it the landlord is going away tomorrow he is going to london to visit the queen

[Monstro]

so what's it bloody there for??????

landlord's ~~~~~~ed off so it's there for the taking

[Monstro]

make the most of it the landlord is going away tomorrow he is going to london to visit the queen

yep, did think he was that way inclined.....jacket gave it away

[Battybarb]

too right

[Monstro]

yep, did think he was that way inclined.....jacket gave it away

too right

glad you agree

[Battybarb]

think i need a nightcap now getting tired(and not one that you wear)

[Battybarb]

blimey i know the land is away for a few days,but wheres the relief manager ive been waiting all night for a drink(cant get the staff these days lol)

Need a very large coffee this morning please if anyone serving

[SW31]

coming right up barb i'll join you with a latte in just a mo

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: anyone want serving while im here? :D

[sexyeyes_jo]

so what's it bloody there for??????

landlord's ~~~~~~ed off so it's there for the taking

:twisted: nice try michael oh by the way have you met mine and neil's wrotwrilers called roger and satan they'll be gaurding the bar while the landlord is with me :D

[SW31]

oh good some real service then

make mine a beer satan theres a good boy

[Battybarb]

and mines a brandy please Roger while your at it (sounds like Hale and Pace ,Roger and Satan the Rotweilers lol)

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: the drinks will be served by humans and not rotweilers and both your drinks are coming right up :D

[SW31]

but you said the place was being looked after bye the rotties not humans



i'll have a jd & coke please

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: lol i meant they were protecting me while the landlord is away your jd and coke are coming right up :D

[Lord Kagan]

jim bean black

[Battybarb]

ill have a brandy before bedtime,ta

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: anyone want serving while im here? :D

[Battybarb]

yes please,can i have a vodka and tonic,thankyou

[SW31]

jd & coke please

[Battybarb]

i need a very very large brandy desperatley !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SamCat]

Just having a large glass of red wine!!!!

[Battybarb]

think everyone must be having a lay in,ill have a large latte when your ready please

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: coming right up :D

[MeatGrl1]

Cup of tea please, Milk no sugar :cool:

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up

[Battybarb]

just have half of fosters today please,

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up

[Battybarb]

think ill have a coffee now,before bedtime,thankyou

[Monstro]

larshge wishkeyyyy and diet cooke pleashhh

[SW31]

make that 2

[sexyeyes_jo]

they're both coming right up :D

[Monstro]

bit late now

[sexyeyes_jo]

i know but i've been busy though :raspberry:

[Battybarb]

Good excuse lol :raspberry:

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving while im here?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: You can pour me a pint please hunni :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up :D you even get service how lucky is that lol

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well i'll let you put your feet up later while I make you a nice cuppa :coffee:

[Battybarb]

can i have a bucket of brandy please,thankyou

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well the landlady's gone to bed, so i'll get it for you :mrgreen:

[Battybarb]

thankyou so much,just a little ice

[JanT]

A most delicious cup of Horlicks please bartender.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Coming right up :D

[Battybarb]

late hours you"re keeping tonight,

[JanT]

Thank you, that was :yawn: delicious, perhaps I'll be able to get to sleep no:zzz:

[Battybarb]

Can i have a nice large strong coffee please,not a lot of sleep last nite,was up till
stupid oclock on computer,must get some sort of hobby lol

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: 8:32?

I was just about falling asleep then :oops:

[Battybarb]

think i might be falling asleep early tonight,can i please have a vodka and diet coke
please,thanks

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up :D

[Battybarb]

thankyou very much,excellent service,better than my pub

[sexyeyes_jo]

hows your pub going then?

[Battybarb]

Alright,but i hate working there,too many stroppy people,one being the boss.while im
here can i have a very large brandy and diet coke please,if anyones serving,thanks

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up :D

[Battybarb]

Cheers

[sexyeyes_jo]

you're welcome

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Drink anyone? :mrgreen:

[Battybarb]

Oh yes please,a brandy and diet coke,make it a large one,thanks,quiet in here tonight

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Coming up mummy in law :mrgreen:

Yes, been a bit quiet.
I fell asleep before and lost about 5 hours :shock: :oops: :lol:

[Battybarb]

that"ll do you good,seeing as you didnt get much last night,while your there ill have
another brandy please,ta x

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up

[Battybarb]

Thankyou,thats my lot for tonight,nite

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving while im here? i might pour myself one i've had a really stressful day today :lol:

[Battybarb]

could do with a very large latte,thankyou

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Any chance of a fry up hunni? :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up i didn't think you like my cooking :lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: You know I LOVE your cooking :shock:

I know it nearly killed me once :lol: , but it tastes great :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:lmao:

[Battybarb]

:twisted: You know I LOVE your cooking :shock:

I know it nearly killed me once :lol: , but it tastes great :mrgreen:

She is learning ((not very quickly)) but getting there :lol:

[Battybarb]

Anyone serving,would love a latte please,thankyou

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Latte coming right up madam :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

can i have a red bull please really need the energy

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Let me get that drink for you then while you put your feet up hun :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

awww thank you :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: More than welcome dear :wink:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: 8000 posts.

Drinks on the house :mrgreen:

Wonder if i'll ever say anything relevant :roll:

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving whil im here?

[Battybarb]

coffee please,anyone there ?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Here you go Barb :coffee:

[Battybarb]

Thankyou,could do with a large brandy now please

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right think i my get myself a beer

[Battybarb]

Large coffee please,need caffine,hello anyone there ?

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Anyone need serving?

I'm a little late getting behind the bar today :oops:

[sexyeyes_jo]

can i have a redbull please, don't worry not much has been happening in here today

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Here you go princess :hic:

[sexyeyes_jo]

thank you :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Anyone need anything?

[Battybarb]

yes please,a very large brandy,got a big irritating problem i need to get rid of,think a
brandy will help me deal with it !

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I take it the irritating problem is Steve, and the way the brandy will help is you add it to a large dose of cyanide and throw it down his throat for him :lmao:

[Battybarb]

does cynide taste though,been watching eastenders............burying alive sounds like a good idea !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Burying is always done best at night to maintain secrecy :bleh:

You couldn't bury him in one night.

You'd be hard pushed to have the job done by a week Tuesday :roll:

[Battybarb]

Need another brandy before i go out please,weather is so crap,and im going out with
a troll

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: One brandy coming up :wink:

[Battybarb]

thankyou very much,ready for another please

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Brandy, coming up.

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving while im here

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'll have a red bull please hunni :D

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up :D

anyone else wants serving while im standing around and looking pretty :lol:

[Battybarb]

I"ll have a very large coffee please,...hello..anyone there..

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Quiet day in here today :shock:

[sexyeyes_jo]

everyone must be at work

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I thik the bar can take care of itself for half an hour then mrs mouse :wink:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:D

[Battybarb]

Think ill have a latte please if anyone i serving here today,service not up to much today lol

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up

[Battybarb]

two large brandy and diet cokes please

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving while im here

[SW31]

now theres an offer ok i'll have a d whiskey for me & a round for the boys

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up chris :D

[Battybarb]

hello,excuse me ,anyone there ?? i"ll have a white wine and soda please with lots of ice

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Can I get the landlady anything? :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:lol: yeah but its not a drink :devil:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Whatever you want dear :wink:

In the meantime, anyone want serving? :D

[Battybarb]

yes please a large brandy and diet coke please for now,might want champagne later,you know who has gone to the pub to work,lets hope Doug is there......................

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Fingers crossed Barb.

Free beer all round if the old git gets himself bumped off :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

we couldn't be that lucky :lol:

i'll have a redbull please :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: One red bull coming up for my missus :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

thank you :D

[Battybarb]

vodka and redbull please,ta x

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up

[Battybarb]

Large coffee please,need caffine...........

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well, it's a bit late, but here you go Barb :coffee:

[Battybarb]

thankyou,i am ready for a brandy now,cheers

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up

[Battybarb]

thankyou,and another please

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming up :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Think I might as well have a pint of cider :mrgreen:

[Battybarb]

Too early ,need caffine,large black coffee please,thank you very much

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up

[Battybarb]

Think ill have a nice large glass of white wine with soda and lots of ice,thankyou

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

I need a BUD plz

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: One Bud coming right up.

Think i'll have a pint of cider, then i'm going for a fish bowl :idea:

[Monstro]

WHISKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diet coke and a little ice please

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up michael

[Monstro]

I've been told I'm fine sat here with the new laptop and windows media player through the headphones for as long as I want so please continue with my previous order

[sexyeyes_jo]

will do michael :D you even get service with a smile how lucky is that

[Monstro]

long as it comes with ice lol

[duke knooby]

pint of pocheen please

[sexyeyes_jo]

lol ice aswell don't push your luck michael lol only joking :devil:

[sexyeyes_jo]

pint of pocheen please

coming up jonty

[Monstro]

an anuvver pleesh

[sexyeyes_jo]

lol coming up michael are you pissed already? lol

[Monstro]

says the girl who was kipping in the bar at the Ibis lol

[sexyeyes_jo]

that was different i was just resting my eyes cause i wasn't asleep for the rest of the night, i was a bit busy then walking to the bloody shop to get more booze with a certin mr mouse :wink:

[Monstro]

that was way b4 then and I got the photo to prove it.......want me to post it?

[Battybarb]

Yes please Michael,do post ASAP,will be you best friend forever lol

[Battybarb]

Nice large latte please,before my peace is shattered

[sexyeyes_jo]

that was way b4 then and I got the photo to prove it.......want me to post it?

bring it on michael :lol:

[sexyeyes_jo]

Nice large latte please,before my peace is shattered

coming up

[Battybarb]

im sitting here bored outta my life,looking at misery guts ,need a very large head
banging drink,any suggestions please ?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I have just the thing to take away your troubles :idea:

it's called a..........



Take a cup of tea.


Add 16 sugars.


Give it to Steve.


Watch and wait for the big laughs to begin :mrgreen:

[duke knooby]

pintta pocheen please

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Coming up as soon as i've found my protective gloves :mrgreen:

[Battybarb]

:twisted: I have just the thing to take away your troubles :idea:

it's called a..........



Take a cup of tea.


Add 16 sugars.


Give it to Steve.


Watch and wait for the big laughs to begin :mrgreen:




That sounds like a plan.......