Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)

[Battybarb]

while im waiting for it to work ill have a brandy and diet coke please

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Brandy and diet coming up :up:

[Battybarb]

thankyou so much,must say excellent service

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: As always, and with a smile :mrgreen:

Can you wish for more?

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone serving while im here

[Battybarb]

yes please,a vodka and redbull,a large one

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up

[Battybarb]

Last one before bed,large hot chocolate please

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Any chance of one of those all day breckers hunni? :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

its late but its coming up

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Sounds good to me.

I'll have a hug if there's one going as well :wink:

[sexyeyes_jo]

oh yeah they're different going, do you want anything else? :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Don't tempt me :wink:

[sexyeyes_jo]

oh really how tempted are you? :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: OK, back on topic here :oops:

Who wants serving?

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving while im here?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: You can get me a drink if you want love :D

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok what would like? :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'll have a coke please hun, or a Red Bull.
I could do with the energy (I keep dozing off :yawn: :lol: )

[sexyeyes_jo]

sounds like you need a red bull and its coming right up :D

[Battybarb]

Another day,will start with a nice large coffee please,thankyou

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Large coffee for the lady, coming right up :coffee:

[sexyeyes_jo]

i need a large vodka and red bull please i need the energy

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Coming up millady :D

[sexyeyes_jo]

thank you :D

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone what serving while im here?

[Battybarb]

yes please,a nice large latte please

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'll have a nice cold pint of cider I think :mrgreen:

[duke knooby]

something strong after reading 240 posts

[sexyeyes_jo]

lol coming up i think i might join you in that i could do with a strong drink at the moment

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Think i'll have one last shot and head off for the night.

[JanT]

Cup of Horlicks please

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming up

[duke knooby]

anyone else fancy a pint?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: The landlord won't say no kind sir :mrgreen:

[duke knooby]

2 pints then please

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: That's two pints of cider coming right up.

Aren't YOU going to have anything? :mrgreen:

[duke knooby]

i'l have a dicken's cider please

[duke knooby]

or a kopparberg

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Here you go :cheers:

[Battybarb]

If your open i will have a large strong coffee please.thankyou

[Cpl Mickey]

make that 2

[Battybarb]

You might have a long wait Michelle,aint got mine yet,service in here not as good as usual,where is everybody....lol

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: See R's sig Mrgreen: :lol:

2 coffees coming up :coffee: :coffee:


Anyone want an all day breakfast?

[sexyeyes_jo]

yeah i will have an all day breakfast neil makes a change for you took :D and i'll have a redbull to go with it please

[Battybarb]

think you"ve had one too many Jo,your spelling....lol...
thanks for coffee..
please can i have a white wine ,thankyou

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: White wine coming right up.

Thought i'd better do the cooking Jo.

The firemen were getting really cheesed off in the end :roll:

It wasn't so much that they were bothered about putting the fires out, it was down to the fact that Barbara wouldn't let them leave :shock:

[Battybarb]

:twisted: White wine coming right up.

Thought i'd better do the cooking Jo.

The firemen were getting really cheesed off in the end :roll:

It wasn't so much that they were bothered about putting the fires out, it was down to the fact that Barbara wouldn't let them leave :shock:

Now now Neil you have let my secret out of the bag.....firemen..WOW..love em..lol: :up:
Why do you think i have taught Jo to burn everything :lmao:

Think i need a brandy now please ,i have gone all HOT...:lol:

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming up

[Cpl Mickey]

Vodka and coke please. Make it a double

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up michelle

[duke knooby]

a bushmills please

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming up jonty

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Think i'll have chef do me a steak dinner :mrgreen:

[Battybarb]

Before you have your dinner can i please have a large white wine..thanks

[sexyeyes_jo]

i'll serve you while the landlord is filling his tummy up lol and your white wine is coming up

[Battybarb]

thankyou,can i have it in a large glass with a lot of ice..(need cooling down,just had a close encounter with a fire engine)

[sexyeyes_jo]

lol of corse you can :D look you even get service with a smile how lucky is that lol

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Not a bad spot of grub that :mrgreen:

[Battybarb]

filled a gap ?

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving while im here?

[Battybarb]

can i have a brandy and diet coke please,nightcap i think

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming up

[Battybarb]

thankyou so much,laters...night

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: *landlord scores a pint of cider*

[Battybarb]

nice pint of fosters please

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Coming right up madam :D

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving while im here?

[Battybarb]

think a brandy and diet coke is in order please,thankyou

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming up

[Battybarb]

Tired,need a large coffee please...caffine..thanks

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming up

[Battybarb]

Hi anyone serving,i really do need a very large drink right now,a brandy and diet coke please,

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming up

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Was just about to do that :lol:

[Cpl Mickey]

make mine a brandy and babycham please no ice

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Brandy & Baby, hold the ice, coming up :mrgreen:

[Cpl Mickey]

thats hitting the spot. Thanks

[duke knooby]

6 pints of black would make a nice start

[Battybarb]

large white wine and soda,lots of ice,thankyou

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up

[Battybarb]

a very large brandy with ice please..

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: We can do that :wink:

[Battybarb]

thankyou,im now ready for a large coffee please,need some caffine

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Coffee coming up :coffee:

[Battybarb]

very quiet in here tonight,large brandy and coke please,ta

[Cpl Mickey]

Large vodka and coke please.

[Battybarb]

Still waiting for my brandy.lol think everyones on strike

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Sorry, was busy with the stock checking.

Drinks coming up :mrgreen:

[Battybarb]

thankyou so much,thirsty work ,stock checking??

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Had to make sure there was plenty of virtual beer :yep:

[sexyeyes_jo]

does anyone want serving while im here? :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Hot chockie please dear :mrgreen:

[Battybarb]

A nice large coffee this morning please....

[duke knooby]

water please

[Battybarb]

Service very slow today...must be a strike..lol

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Restricted service sorry :oops:

Your orders will be over directly :mrgreen:

[Battybarb]

Thankyou so much,will have a brandy and diet coke with lots of ice now please..

[duke knooby]

any chance of a black bush??

[Battybarb]

Large latte please..

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Ordewrs coming up.

Sorry about the wait, Jo has got me doing household stuff :oops:

Been looking for curtains for our four poster bed, in the end I had to make them.

She's turning me into her bitch :shock:

[Battybarb]

i have trained her well ...lol..a very large brandy and diet coke please..stressed..

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: One very large brandy and coke coming right up mummy in law.

And I think it's Jo that's got ME well trained :shock:

[Battybarb]

Thats good,see she is taking my advice.."start as you mean to go on"..lol..lol..
I think i will have a large coffee if you please..thanks..

[Monstro]

Usual please, hell of a day!!!!!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Hell of a day?

The answer is a hell of a drink in a hell of a glass :mrgreen:

[Battybarb]

Just a straight diet coke this morning please

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'll keep the brandy on hold nearby then Barb :wink:

[Battybarb]

Thanks Neil,might need one later

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Quiet day at the Bat today :shock:

Still, gives me a chance to give the brasswork an extra polish :mrgreen:

[duke knooby]

:twisted: Quiet day at the Bat today :shock:

Still, gives me a chance to give the brasswork an extra polish :mrgreen:

i hope that doesn't have a hidden meaning ;)
pint please... no head ta

[The Flying Mouse]

i hope that doesn't have a hidden meaning ;)
pint please... no head ta

:twisted: Certainly not :nope:
Just maintaining the high standards of this fine establishment :mrgreen:


One pint with a guillotine coming right up :up:

[Battybarb]

Hi Neil and Jo,whoever is serving ,i need lots of brandy,i know its very early but i have major stress i cant get rid of,at least i can blot it out with brandy..

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: It's late, so that's a hell of a lot of brandy coming your way now Barb :shock:

[vrg]

Hey, Neil; long time no see. Would like a fantasy White Russian, lol, extra vodka (was the way I used to drink it).

[MeatGrl1]

Can I have a malibu and coke please barmaid/tender :p?

[Battybarb]

Need nightcap please,a nice brandy will do,thankyou

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Your drinks are ready ladies.
The service is a little slow :oops: but at least it always comes with a smile :mrgreen:

[Battybarb]

much better than my pub Neil,the landlord is not known for smiling,miserable B

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: "The modern day prince of darkness", that's what the paper called John isn't it? :lmao:

[Battybarb]

Yea and boy were they right...lol the way he is looking at the mo..(should of added steve to that)

A brandy (large one) and diet coke,need it, gotta go and see my sister-in-law in the chapel of rest in a minute,not looking forward to that

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Think I overmedicated on my own wares last night :shock:

[Battybarb]

so hot,will have a large glass of white wine and soda,thankyou

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up, see you even get service with a smile how lucky is that :lol: :D

[Battybarb]

very nice and quick service too..

A nice large coffee this morning please..thanks..

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Coffee coming right up :coffee:

As it's so summery at the moment, i'm getting the strawberrys out :D
Whipped cream anyone? :mrgreen:

[Battybarb]

No thanks Neil,just a nice Latte please,thanks

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Latte coming up mum in law of mine :D

Anyone else want serving?

[Battybarb]

Me again...a very large brandy please((medicinal....lol..))

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up :D

[Battybarb]

very hot,nice cool pint of fosters please,thankyou

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming up :D

[Battybarb]

Not hot like yesterday,will have a brandy tonight please,with a diet coke,thanks

[sexyeyes_jo]

its been nice and hot here today, your brandy and diet coke is coming right up :D

[Battybarb]

ok,dont rub it in about the sun..lol...thanks for the drink,same again please,thankyou

[sexyeyes_jo]

lol coming right up again

[Battybarb]

thankyou so much,no landlord tonight..night off ??

[sexyeyes_jo]

the landlord has taken tonight off so im working for a change :lol:

[Battybarb]

oh right,another brandy please,last one of the night ,thanks (( are you staying at Doe"s))

[sexyeyes_jo]

no we normally stay till this time, one brandy and diet coke coming up :D

[Battybarb]

Thankyou,will call it a night after that one..work tomorrow

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Think i'll sit here with a nice sensible glass of perier spring water.

Jo, on the other hand, is as pissed a fart and screaming out for more lager.
In fact, I had to prise a bottle of windowlene from her alcohol maddened hands :yep:

Not me, sober as a judge I am :yep:

[Battybarb]

Guess its you thats serving then..wonder who Jo takes after..cos it aint me ((lol..lol))

With all these brains floating about i need a drink,a very large brandy please..

[Lord Kagan]

DRINK!!!!!!!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'm a saint am I :pray:

Brandy - done.

Drink - *looks at cleaning products, grabs random bottle* Done.

:up:

[Battybarb]

Thankyou,service very good..(( has Jo passed out yet ? lol ))

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: No.

Still got her head lodged down the bog making sounds like Linda Blair :bleh:

[Battybarb]

Ah bless..lol

Ive taught her well

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving while im here? i think i need a redbul need the energy lol

[Battybarb]

sounds like a plan,a vodka and redbull please,thankyou

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up :D

[Battybarb]

thankyou,ready for another please,ta

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming up i think i might join you on that one :D

[Battybarb]

make it just one more then i will call it a night,thanks

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming up :D

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving while im here?

[Battybarb]

yes please,a nice cool pint of fosters tonight ,thankyou and one for yourself..

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up :D i think i might have a pint myself thanks :D

[Battybarb]

Ready for another please,then off to bed,early start tomorrow,got a new grumpy boss..

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming up, ain't he the modern day prince of darkness brother in law lol

[Battybarb]

Yea,dont know which one is worse..lol..well ido really..

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving while im here?

[duke knooby]

lol

[Monstro]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/bells.jpg +http://media.mlxxfc.net/070815_coke_vmed_11a.widec.jpg

Ta

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Right, Landlord been away to London, then to hospital, and now i'm back.

Anyone thirsty?

[Battybarb]

A large brandy please and one for you and Jo,for 1 year together love mummy..xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Thanks mummy in law :mrgreen:

I'd play the anniversary waltz, but Jo is flat out asleep at the moment bless her (awwwww)

[Monstro]

I'll have a diet coke over ice please

[Battybarb]

Sounds nice,ill have the same but with a brandy too please,service not too good tonight..

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Sorry the service has been a bit slack the last few days :oops:

The Landlord has been off taking care of the missus the last few days :wink:

[duke knooby]

hey lawrence, pint of harp and a packet of dates please

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Lawrence? :shock:

Well, the Guinness we can do, but i'll have to check my diary for the dates :mrgreen:

[duke knooby]

:twisted: Lawrence? :shock:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou204dQbKwc

[Battybarb]

Thats great...ill have a nice pint of fosters please ,dont like harp much...lol

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I see.

I wish I didn't :roll: , but I do.

Pin of Fosters cooming right up Barb :up:

[Monstro]

Can I smoke in here?:)):)):))

[Deb]

No it's a UK pub :lmao:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Tricky subject as we cross international boundries :roll:

To keep everyone happy, i've built an outside smoking shack in Guatemala :mrgreen: :up:

[Deb]

Most international bounderies are the same as us and if they aren't now they're getting that way :lol: Outside shack sounds good to me ;)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: OK, Columbia it is.
You can get away with anything there :bleh:


Saying that, a lot of places in Spain ignore the smoking ban anyway :shrug:

Anyway, back to beer?

Who's drinking?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Right, i'm giving the bar a quick wipe over and heading off for the night.

Got to make sure the missus is taking it easy :wink:

Night all.

[Battybarb]

:twisted: OK, Columbia it is.
You can get away with anything there :bleh:


Saying that, a lot of places in Spain ignore the smoking ban anyway :shrug:

Anyway, back to beer?

Who's drinking?

My sister in law was saying that where her place is in Spain ,one pub is a smoking pub then the next is a non smoking one so you then have a choice,while you are here a nice large latte please,thanks..

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Latte coming right up :coffee:

[Battybarb]

Thankyou so much..hell of a day..not unusual lately need a large brandy and diet coke please and one for yourself and your lovely good lady..

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Thank you very much madam :mrgreen:

Jo says she'll have a pint of lager, i'll go with a bottle of Bolinger 78 if it's all the same to you? :mrgreen:

[Battybarb]

Dont take the p**s..lol..lol..

How you doing.?

cant phone got huge prob ((in front room))

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: All well at this end thanks hun :wink:

[Battybarb]

Glad to hear that,ready for another please..pint of fosters this time..thanks..

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Fosters, we can do :cheers:

[Battybarb]

Cheers

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Sure quiet round here lately :shock:

Beer gone out of fashion? :wtf:

[Monstro]

:twisted: Sure quiet round here lately :shock:

Beer gone out of fashion? :wtf:

Nope, service has been somewhat lacking lol

[dottie]

Scotch and Lemonade for me please......:)

now heres a member from the past...I do pop in every day to see whats going on..

love to all my meatie friends.....

dottie
x

[The Flying Mouse]

Scotch and Lemonade for me please......:)

now heres a member from the past...I do pop in every day to see whats going on..

love to all my meatie friends.....

dottie
x

:twisted: That's coming right up Dottie :D

Good to see you post 8)

[firefly]

Think i'll need that bottle of rose wine early tonight...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Rose on it's way :D

[firefly]

Thanks Neil.... Now i need a strong coffee

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Think the landlord could do with a pint of cider or twelve :roll:

[duke knooby]

try some dickens cider ;)

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving while im here? :D i think the landlord might make me do some work for a change lol :lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Damn right.
The landlord was in the land of nod for a couple of hours :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want a drink serving while im here? :D

[Lord Kagan]

i reckon theres somewhere im meant to be now... meh, pint please :D

[Battybarb]

could really do with a large vodka and redbull please,but just better have the red bull minus the vodka for now(((what a bummer !)))

[Monstro]

I'll have me usual I think tonight please

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Coming up folks.
Don't expect to get the right drinks as the landlord is rather p!$$ed :mrgreen:

[Cpl Mickey]

Large vodka and coke please

[firefly]

can i have HUGE glass of rose wine please.....I need it!

[Monstro]

MORE PLEASE!!!!!!!!

[Monstro]

MORE PLEASE!!!!!!!!

what he said

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: More is what we're good at 8)

:cheers:

[melon]

I am here to get drunk, get me one of everything...... better make that 2

[Battybarb]

Dont finish anti-biotics till tomorrow so better stick to diet coke till then please((boring i know,will make up for it next week ..lol))..thanks..

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Brandy.Make it a large one.

[duke knooby]

:twisted: andy.Make it a large one.

said the girl to the sailor :D

[MeatGrl1]

If there is a bar tender about I would like a Malibu & Coke please :cool:

[Battybarb]

Service seems very slow tonight Emma,when someone appears i will have a brandy and diet coke please..thanks..

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Drinks on the house :mrgreen:

Got to start practicing that corner of the net thing i've heard so much about :mrgreen: :p

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving while im here? :D

[Battybarb]

Still cant have booze(( pain up the bum )) so better stick to diet coke please,thanks

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up :D

[Battybarb]

thankyou so much......

[sexyeyes_jo]

would anyone like a drink serving while im here? :D

[Monstro]

yep, usual for me please

[Battybarb]

In need of a very large coffee please,or is it too early for service ?

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up :D

[Battybarb]

Thanks so much, time for another please.

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming up again :coffee:

[Battybarb]

After today Jo,think you deserve a bottle of champas , get the landlord to treat you tomorrow..

[Lord Kagan]

bottle of tequilla, and salt please and lemons

[Battybarb]

sounds good,but dont think anyone is serving

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: We are now :mrgreen:

Anyone want anything?

[sexyeyes_jo]

i think i might have a vodka and redbull after the excitment of wednesday i think i need it :lol: does anyone else needs a drink? i'll be happy to serve :D

[firefly]

ok line them up..... i'm getting ready for Bath...lol




god help them in Bath...lol


think Bacardi and coke for the minute please

[Feleena]

Pint of fosters please cheers all

[firefly]

make that a double please

[The Flying Mouse]

Pint of fosters please cheers all

:twisted: Coming right up hun :D

[Feleena]

Thanks Mousie! cheers

[The Flying Mouse]

make that a double please

:twisted: On it's way.

[Battybarb]

Hi Neil,could really do with a very large brandy right now please

[Feleena]

Another pint of Fosters please thirsty work reading about Plymouth!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Drinks dispenced ladies :mrgreen:

[Battybarb]

Back to being able to drink..been a bit quiet around here..a nice glass of medium white wine please.cheers

[angelica]

Can I have a large white wine please ... thank you

[Battybarb]

Ditto,same here please..thanks

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Anyone for beer? :hic:

[Battybarb]

yes please,really need several tonight.thankyou...xx

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: We just happen to have several in stock :wink:

[Battybarb]

That will do nicely kind sir..