Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)

[AndyK]

so, are then dancing then or what? ;)

[Heli]

I wanna dance, but Robs nowhere to be seen!!!!! :evil:

[airhead]

Aaah, thanks chris!

*starts dancing, and stops when music stops. Gives Chris a kiss on the cheek*

Thank you! :D

[Chris]

so, are then dancing then or what? ;)

Andy, Andy, Andy,

You will never impress the lady asking like that. You should eb all romantic and do it in traditional style:

You dancing?
You asking?
I'm asking
I'm danicng!!

Never fails as the ladies can't resist replying!!!

[mariella]

:lol: Thank you for a lovely evening with wonderful people!...and thank you both for dancing with me...

I am a little tired from all this dancing...Andy, are you coming :wink:

xxx

Mariella
...have fun, see you all soon! :bunny:

[Heli]

so, are then dancing then or what? ;)

Andy, Andy, Andy,

You will never impress the lady asking like that. You should eb all romantic and do it in traditional style:

You dancing?
You asking?
I'm asking
I'm danicng!!

Never fails as the ladies can't resist replying!!!

Dont mind if i doo!!!

[AndyK]

so, are then dancing then or what? ;)

Andy, Andy, Andy,

You will never impress the lady asking like that. You should eb all romantic and do it in traditional style:

You dancing?
You asking?
I'm asking
I'm danicng!!

Never fails as the ladies can't resist replying!!!


I prefer the unique approach....... but I can't tell you about that as it won't be unique anymore.... *leans over and whispers something into Mariellas ear before whisking her off her feet*

[Heli]

Right thats it i wanna devorce!!!!!!!!
:twisted:

All a girl wants is a dance with her man!!!!

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Night night all!!!

[black dog]

Shall we drown your sorrows Heli.

Can we have a little drink for Heli please.

[airhead]

aaah, poor heli... *hugs*

have FUN andy and mariella! :lmao:

[badger]

hey everyone, is it a lock in tonight?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli

Found these outside - looks like they after a night on the town with our beer :twisted:

http://islandgems.net/clipart/0016449_frt_pop.jpg

This one's had enough

http://islandgems.net/clipart/c11.jpg

and fuming with my teddy, he's trying to creap round me by having this tattoo done

http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Animal/teddyattitude.jpg

have you got his clothes back off the rabbits yet niece :??:

[Heli]

Heli

Found these outside - looks like they after a night on the town with our beer :twisted:

http://islandgems.net/clipart/0016449_frt_pop.jpg

This one's had enough

http://islandgems.net/clipart/c11.jpg

and fuming with my teddy, he's trying to creap round me by having this tattoo done

http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Animal/teddyattitude.jpg

have you got his clothes back off the rabbits yet niece :??:

Yes I have his clothes back now!! I found my teddy trying to sneak to the bar but i caught him!! Tempreture my a*se!!!!! :evil:

If those two buunies think they are coming in then they have another blooming thing coming!!!!! :twisted:

Anyway, anyone want any breakfast??

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

No thanks heli - at work now

(whats happening to my pics) they are alright - then disappear :evil:

[Heli]

No thanks heli - at work now

(whats happening to my pics) they are alright - then disappear :evil:

Me neither FA!! I have a really weak stomach this morning, i could blow any moment!!

I dunno what happened, they're fine for me!!

[Di]

Thank you for the wine, Heli dear! :D

*walks to the juke-box and puts on Dr. Hook*

Have been wanting to dance to that with you for a long time now, Chris! 8)

Not much point in hurting Andy or yourself over this - I proposed to him and he accepted. He now HAS to marry me :twisted:

...let's dance before I have to leave again!

xxx

Mariella

Mariella, it looks as if congrats are in order here! :D Andy has fantastic qualities and you both have all my best thoughts and wishes. So great to read this thread this morning and see happy posts.

Di
.... who will raise a Cappuccino in toast as it is just morning here and entirely too early for spirits. :D

[airhead]

Lift your feet, please hun.

*hoovers under feet*

Ok, thats it. I think i deserve a nice milky coffee.

mood: :D very happy with new nickname eddie

[Rob The Badger]

Woo!

*me postwhores*

Hahaha. . . .

*Prances out flailing a bunch of gladioli*

[Heli]

Woo!

*me postwhores*

Hahaha. . . .

*Prances out flailing a bunch of gladioli*


:evil: :bicker:

[Rob The Badger]

You're gonna have to get used to the smell of gladioli, love.

[Heli]

You're gonna have to get used to the smell of gladioli, love.


Oh well, they smell nicer than some of the smells we get around here!! :wink:

[Rob The Badger]

Definately. . .

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

heli

got this guy to keep an eye on the rabbits and the teddies

http://images.animfactory.com/animations/creatures/devils/devil_pointing_right_md_wht.gif


lets hope he does the job - if not they get it






http://images.animfactory.com/animations/war/guns/over_under_shotgun_turning_md_wht.gif

[airhead]

Hey heli, Rob, I've got a nice camera here, lets take a few pictures of the happy couple!

Oh yeah, my eddie teddy came back, with LIPSTICK over his FACE! He won't tell me who the lipstick belongs too.

(heli, i'm pointing to your teddy)

[PanicLord]

Hi all

I've got a Dance In My Pants - anyone fancy a twirl or two? :lol:

[airhead]

Ok t rex, i'll dance, but keep your eyes on my face, NOT MY TITS!!!!! 8O

[Chris]

Since Mariella is dancing with Andy, I am all alone again!! 8O

Time for my best Meat Loaf impression (don't laugh!! I can only do 2 impressions!!)

Anyway:

DOES ANYBODY OUT THERE WANNA BE MY GIRLFRIEND?

[airhead]

aaaah, chris, I won't be your girlfriend but i'll dance to a nice slow song with you! :)

[PanicLord]

Ok t rex, i'll dance, but keep your eyes on my face, NOT MY TITS!!!!!


Good heavens dear lady!! I'm not sure what sort of people you normally dance with, but I can assure you that the thought never crossed my mind 8O


(Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn :evil: :oops: )

[airhead]

Come on then, lts dance. (oooh, i'm popular with the blokes tonight!)

[Heli]

Hi all

I've got a Dance In My Pants - anyone fancy a twirl or two? :lol:

I love that song!!


Tonight all teddies are banned!!! They are too immature!!!

Oh by the way it's couples night tonight!!!

[Testify]

evenin folks, can i have an ice cold bud please :)

[Heli]

evenin folks, can i have an ice cold bud please :)

Coming right up!!

Here you are sweet T!!!:mrgreen:

Do you want anything else??

[Testify]

thanks chuck..... um dont suppose u got any ice-cream do ya? strawberry flava?

[Heli]

thanks chuck..... um dont suppose u got any ice-cream do ya? strawberry flava?

Thats like asking a fish if it blinks!! Of course I have ice cream!! what do you want, a bowl with one/two/three scoops or a mini big tub??

[Testify]

hmmmm 3 scoops please.....thanks v much hehe...

[Heli]

hmmmm 3 scoops please.....thanks v much hehe...

Here you are!! Toppings are in the kitchen so help yourself seeing as though your the only one here at the mo!!

[Testify]

nice one.... hehe.... *wanders off to the kitchen....*

[AndyK]

Hope you locked the knives away Heli... don't want T cutting herself :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli

Line all alcohol up tonite - in surgery on thursday so have to have my share tonite :cry:

Chris - i'll dance with you but have 2 left feet :wink:

[AndyK]

Heli

Line all alcohol up tonite - in surgery on thursday so have to have my share tonite :cry:

Chris - i'll dance with you but have 2 left feet :wink:

Is it a foot transplant? :lmao:

seriously - hope all goes well!!

[Heli]

Hope you locked the knives away Heli... don't want T cutting herself :D

I had to lock them away anyway, with the teddies gatecrashing and everything!!

[Heli]

Heli

Line all alcohol up tonite - in surgery on thursday so have to have my share tonite :cry:

Chris - i'll dance with you but have 2 left feet :wink:

So i guess it's more serious than it sounds then!! Aww aunty I do hope it goes alright!! I don't trust those doctors so tell them if anything happens i'm going to be there in a flash with the teddies and the rabbits!! Tell them to be scared!! Very scared!!! :twisted: :twisted:

[black dog]

Could you get FA a drink please. That'll make up for the ones she misses later this week

[Heli]

Of course I can!! What do you want to drink sweetie?? You can have anything you want, it's on the house!!!

[Testify]

on the house??? nice one! can i have all the bud u got please? :P

[Ageing Bat]

Having a really cr*p, cr*p, and more cr*p time. Need to get absolutely, utterly slaughtered - and all this from a non drinker.

Line them up, and keep them coming.

Thank you.

[Heli]

on the house??? nice one! can i have all the bud u got please? :P

Not for you dear!! On aunty FA!! Shes off to get some nerves killed!! :lol:

AB- Here you are, it's everything i found in the rabbit garden!! *drags large heavy box*!!!

[Testify]

on the house??? nice one! can i have all the bud u got please? :P

Not for you dear!! On aunty FA!! Shes off to get some nerves killed!! :lol:

AB- Here you are, it's everything i found in the rabbit garden!! *drags large heavy box*!!!


god damn.... fine can i just have another bud then please

[Heli]

on the house??? nice one! can i have all the bud u got please? :P

Not for you dear!! On aunty FA!! Shes off to get some nerves killed!! :lol:

AB- Here you are, it's everything i found in the rabbit garden!! *drags large heavy box*!!!


god damn.... fine can i just have another bud then please

well are you sure you don't want one of my warm milks!! I can tell that your tired!!

[Chris]

Chris drags a chair to the middle of the pub, stands on it and taps a glass to get everyones attention

Ladies, Gentlemen and the rest of you, I would like to apologise. While I was out getting tea, the girlfriend was browsing the forums and spotted my post about "Does Anyone wanna be my girlfriend?".

She has asked me to inform you that this was only a joke. I have a wonderful girlfriend who is far better than I could ever deserve and I am not looking for any others.

Also I am no longer available to dance with the beautiful ladies unless I wish to lose certain sections of my anatomy 8O 8O

puts the chair back adn wanders off!!

[black dog]

Having a really cr*p, cr*p, and more cr*p time. Need to get absolutely, utterly slaughtered - and all this from a non drinker.

Line them up, and keep them coming.

Thank you.

I'll join you and buy as many as you can drink! Don't let them get to you.

[Heli]

Chris drags a chair to the middle of the pub, stands on it and taps a glass to get everyones attention

Ladies, Gentlemen and the rest of you, I would like to apologise. While I was out getting tea, the girlfriend was browsing the forums and spotted my post about "Does Anyone wanna be my girlfriend?".

She has asked me to inform you that this was only a joke. I have a wonderful girlfriend who is far better than I could ever deserve and I am not looking for any others.

Also I am no longer available to dance with the beautiful ladies unless I wish to lose certain sections of my anatomy 8O 8O

puts the chair back adn wanders off!!

Lmao!!! awwww bless you!! Your girlfriend is very lucky!!! :wink:

[Rob The Badger]

What about me Chris! Huh! I'm not good enough for you all of a sudden! Is that it? 8O :cry:

[Heli]

What about me Chris! Huh! I'm not good enough for you all of a sudden! Is that it? 8O :cry:


Aww your good enough for me, but i doubt i'm good enough for you??

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Thank you all - Andy - no it's not a foot transplant
Aging Bat - sorry you havinga crap day

I am having surgery on a trapped nerve in my groin - yes its bloody painful

Drinks all round please - i'm paying

[Heli]

Thank you all - Andy - no it's not a foot transplant
Aging Bat - sorry you havinga crap day

I am having surgery on a trapped nerve in my groin - yes its bl**dy painful

Drinks all round please - i'm paying

Wayhey!! Right what will it be!! One at a time please!!!

[Rob The Badger]

What about me Chris! Huh! I'm not good enough for you all of a sudden! Is that it? 8O :cry:


Aww your good enough for me, but i doubt i'm good enough for you??

I love you with all my loins dear!

[black dog]

Thank you all - Andy - no it's not a foot transplant
Aging Bat - sorry you havinga crap day

I am having surgery on a trapped nerve in my groin - yes its bl**dy painful

Drinks all round please - i'm paying

Thanks FA. I'll have a baileys please

[Heli]

What about me Chris! Huh! I'm not good enough for you all of a sudden! Is that it? 8O :cry:


Aww your good enough for me, but i doubt i'm good enough for you??

I love you with all my loins dear!

Awww bless!!! Aww have you seen the church we are gettin hitched at!!!!! :lol:

[Heli]

Thank you all - Andy - no it's not a foot transplant
Aging Bat - sorry you havinga crap day

I am having surgery on a trapped nerve in my groin - yes its bl**dy painful

Drinks all round please - i'm paying

Thanks FA. I'll have a baileys please

Baileys coimg up!!

*Passess baileys over!!*

[black dog]

Thanks Heli. I love the picture of the church. It's wonderful.

Would you like a drink?

[Heli]

Thanks Heli. I love the picture of the church. It's wonderful.

Would you like a drink?

Oooo, if your offering I wouldn't mind a glass of champaigne!! A toast to happiness!!

[black dog]

Thanks Heli. I love the picture of the church. It's wonderful.

Would you like a drink?

Oooo, if your offering I wouldn't mind a glass of champaigne!! A toast to happiness!!

It's a bit early for me but of course you can have champagne. Celebrate in style

[airhead]

I have an announcement to make. Women will understand that i have a belly ache and they know the reason why. Men will be warned that Airhead today has PMT and so must be given satisfying amounts of chocolate and sympathy. That is all.

*picks up mop and wipes floor*

[black dog]

Sit down and have a nice drink and I'll clean up for you if you want Airhead

[airhead]

Thanks hun! are you sure?

Be careful, the mop likes to fall off at times.

[black dog]

No problem at all

*takes mop and starts cleaning*

Damn the mops fallen off already

*puts mop head back on and carries on*

[airhead]

Thank you!

Erm, heli, is there any chance of some paracetamol?

[black dog]

I've got some Ibuprofen if you need some

[airhead]

No thatnks i feel better now! Happy again had chocolate!

[Heli]

Thank you!

Erm, heli, is there any chance of some paracetamol?

I have two left!! I used them all up (I have a belly ache too)!!

You can have some of the chocolate Ice cream if you want, and fill yourself a hot water bottle (their under the sink)!! I live in the basement so i have all my gear laying around!!

[Testify]

anyone around to serve??? :P

[airhead]

Thank you so much! *hugs hot water bottle*

Anyway, all glasses i have collected i will now wash up

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli

Can I have a glass of milk please

[airhead]

Heli ain't here at mo so I'll get you a glass of milk. :D

[Testify]

can i have a bud please? :D

[airhead]

Testify... Sorry, i'll get sacked. Have a creamy emma instead

*whips up gold top milk, double cream, crusha, whisks it, adds a cherry for decoration* Voila!

[Testify]

well can i sneak in the back n get my own?


thanks for the thingy u made me hehe

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

airhead

thanks for the milk - off to bed now
:zzz:

[Heli]

Back now!! Anylast requests before i go to bed??

[airhead]

Yes, did you read my pm?!? :lol:

[AndyK]

Errrr has anybody bothered to clean in here recently? These ash trays are filthy :evil: :evil:

[Heli]

Errrr has anybody bothered to clean in here recently? These ash trays are filthy :evil: :evil:

*everyone looks at airhead* :roll:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

sure it wasn't this guys fault

http://www.blushingbuyer.com/acatalog/bernie.jpg

[black dog]

God what a mess

*Goes around emptying all the ashtrays and cleaning the tables*

[airhead]

Sorry everyone!

Black Dog, let me do that please hun!

Typical, i have one day off and the pub is already a mess! :roll:

*Cleans whole pub until spick and span*

[Heli]

Sorry everyone!

Black Dog, let me do that please hun!

Typical, i have one day off and the pub is already a mess! :roll:

*Cleans whole pub until spick and span*

Aww, there ther!! Here have a glass of Apple Juice!!

[black dog]

Sorry everyone!

Black Dog, let me do that please hun!

Typical, i have one day off and the pub is already a mess! :roll:

*Cleans whole pub until spick and span*

Aww, there ther!! Here have a glass of Apple Juice!!

It looks great in here now. Good work Airhead

[Heli]

Sorry everyone!

Black Dog, let me do that please hun!

Typical, i have one day off and the pub is already a mess! :roll:

*Cleans whole pub until spick and span*

Aww, there ther!! Here have a glass of Apple Juice!!

It looks great in here now. Good work Airhead

Hey BD, do you want a drink or anything?? :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli

got me a crate of Red stripe please 8O

[Heli]

Heli

got me a crate of Red stripe please 8O

Awww Sharon!! It's coming right up!! Here you can have the comfy stool all to yourself for the next week!!!

Here you are, just ask me when you want another redstripe!! :wink:


So how did it go??? Are you alright???

[airhead]

Aaah, thanks Heli! I'll have a nice yazoo banana (Got a thing about yazoo lately)

[Heli]

Aaah, thanks Heli! I'll have a nice yazoo banana (Got a thing about yazoo lately)

A Yazoo it is then!!

*hands over a banana Yazoo to edwina*

Anything else??

[airhead]

Found this little ~~~~~~ sniffing the rabbits hutch! :evil:

http://greatestescapetravel.com/album/AS2000/pages/red_fox.html

(strange i have this pic at home!)

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli

thanks for the comfy chair - appriciate it

can i have another beer please

[Heli]

Heli

thanks for the comfy chair - appriciate it

can i have another beer please

Red Stripe again??

Here you are!! :wink:

[Caz]

Three Pints of Lager and a packet of crisps please :(

[airhead]

Aaah, hun, why the long face? Come here, I've got a shoulder here all ready to be cried on!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

put me in the corner for the week - i'll be fine - plenty of comfort, sympathy & beer - be right as rain



:|

[airhead]

Remember, I have two shoulders here!

One for you and one for you and a box of kleenex for all of us!

[Caz]

Thank you ..... i'm just still a little bit shaken by events from yesterday, so needed cheering up :cry:

[LukeEdwards999]

Can I bring my dog in here? Don't want to get thrown out :(

[Caz]

Can't see any signs saying no dogs allowed but best check with rest of the regulars at the bar over there

[AndyK]

Course dogs are allowed..... as long as they remember that my Scrabble is the pub top dog :D

[black dog]

Course dogs are allowed..... as long as they remember that my Scrabble is the pub top dog :D

Thank God for that. I thought I was going to get banned!!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Andy

In that case I will bring my dog - Dougie in

[AndyK]

think we're going to need to extend again, perhaps a doggie room as well as a family room?

http://www.musicinkent.co.uk/graphics/pubdog.gif

[black dog]

think we're going to need to extend again, perhaps a doggie room as well as a family room?

http://www.musicinkent.co.uk/graphics/pubdog.gif

I don't want to be in a seperate room Andy :cry: . I like it in the main bar. :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA walks in - abit stiff and sits down in comfy chair Heli has provided**

**Dougie the dog sniffs around the pub then sits next to FA**

http://www.puppydogweb.com/gallery/fieldspaniels/field_brooks.jpg

*FA gets comfortable and reads* until someone else joins her

AndyK - don't worry he's house trained.

[AndyK]

but is he pub trained?

Actually, when you look at the state of the place, most of thje regulars in here aren't really house trained are they? :lmao:

[Heli]

but is he pub trained?

Actually, when you look at the state of the place, most of thje regulars in here aren't really house trained are they? :lmao:

Hey, I'm almost there!! I'm learning how to go to the toilet in time!!! :D

[Heli]

Ok guys, I need your opinion about the wedding!!

What do you think to these flowers??

http://www.caconline.org/cacartists/GodfreyW/gladioli.jpg


Anyone want a drink or some food?? I feel pretty lonely at the mo!!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

heli

The flowers are lovely - who u marrying ?

Can I gave a red stripe, and a packet of cheese & onion crisps + a bowl of water for Dougie please

http://66.96.167.151/graphics/buddylogoxsm.gif

IS THERE ANY ENTERTAINMENT TONITE DO YOU KNOW ?

COULD DO WITH A LAUGH

[AndyK]

It's games night tonight, darts, dominoes, skittles, table football, space invaders, pool, monopoly, naked mud wrestling, you name it.........

[Heli]

It's games night tonight, darts, dominoes, skittles, table football, space invaders, pool, monopoly, naked mud wrestling, you name it.........

Heehee!! can we play fuzzy duck??? Please!!!!!! I love that game!!!!

[mariella]

Beautiful flowers, Heli! 8)

Andy...are you going to mud-wrestle tonight!?:up: Think I will come back for this event later! :lol: ...who are you wrestling with?

xxx

Mariella

[AndyK]

any volunteers?????????? I'm very choosy on my opponents though ;)

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

AndyK wrote:

naked mud wrestling, you name it.........

lovely - who will challenge Andy - have to see that 8O 8O

[Testify]

hey all, can i have a bud please.


btw is anyone havin troubles signing on to msn tonite?

[Rob The Badger]

Heli's marrying me. We're getting The Police to reform and play at the reception. The gladioli were my idea. . . :oops:

[Rob The Badger]

Yes T, I'm having trouble with MSN. . .

[black dog]

Ok guys, I need your opinion about the wedding!!

What do you think to these flowers??

http://www.caconline.org/cacartists/GodfreyW/gladioli.jpg


Anyone want a drink or some food?? I feel pretty lonely at the mo!!

Love the flowers Heli. They'll be great for your big day.

Could I have a vodka and coke, please

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Congrates Badger & Heli

http://adisney.go.com/disneyvideos/animatedfilms/beautyandthebeast/activities/images/lib_story14.jpg

Drinks all round - even the dogs

yes msn not working tonite

[black dog]

Thanks FA. Nice to see you in here tonight.

[Rob The Badger]

What are you implying FA! That's awfully rude. . .Heli's no beast!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

hi black dog

nice to be here - can't wait for andy's naked mud wrestling

heli - line the beers up please - put badger down

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

badger - no not now she ain't - you broke the spell :lmao:

[Rob The Badger]

:D Loverly Jubberly

[black dog]

can't wait for andy's naked mud wrestling


Do you know who the opposition is yet?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

bring it on boys

http://members.fortunecity.com/wrgifs/ycm04.gif

the muds all ready - so are us gals :wink:

[black dog]

Got the camera out ready for the mud wrestling.

Think I'll go and have a game of darts before it starts. Hope I don't hit the wall too many times :oops:

[Rob The Badger]

*Steps in the ring and strips. . .*

Come on then!

[black dog]

*rushes over with camera and starts snapping*

[Rob The Badger]

*Poses*

[Heli]

Congrates Badger & Heli

http://adisney.go.com/disneyvideos/animatedfilms/beautyandthebeast/activities/images/lib_story14.jpg

Drinks all round - even the dogs

yes msn not working tonite

Awww *at the picture* but the only thing different about my story was that my prince charming wasn't a beast in the first place!! :wink:

[black dog]

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:BYCAT92fByUJ:www.heritagedays.org/images/01mud%2520wrestling.jpg

[Rob The Badger]

Congrates Badger & Heli

http://adisney.go.com/disneyvideos/animatedfilms/beautyandthebeast/activities/images/lib_story14.jpg

Drinks all round - even the dogs

yes msn not working tonite

Awww *at the picture* but the only thing different about my story was that my prince charming wasn't a beast in the first place!! :wink:

You're cute as a buttonl. . .MW-AH!

[Heli]

This computer is too slpw for my liking!! Let me get onto the main comp and then I'll beservering as quick as ever!!!

[Heli]

Righ i'm on!! So what was it what everyone wanted??

[Heli]

*Steps in the ring and strips. . .*

Come on then!

I think I'm going to enjoy working here tonight!!!

[black dog]

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:BYCAT92fByUJ:www.heritagedays.org/images/01mud%2520wrestling.jpg

[airhead]

Heli! I looked at some L plates and I remembered.. Hen Night!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whens the wedding?

[airhead]

Alright then andy, i'll mud wrestle ya!!!!!!!

Shows muscles (trust me, i am quite stocky for a girl)

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Anyone interested in wrestling this man ?????


http://smackdown.wwe.com/superstars/undertaker/images/undertakersd_lg.jpg

[Rob The Badger]

*Hides from scary Undertaker*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Anyone interested in wrestling this man ?????


http://smackdown.wwe.com/superstars/undertaker/images/undertakersd_lg.jpg

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Got my fav wrestler to come along - he loves a beer too

http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/austin/images/austin1.jpg

[Heli]

Anyone interested in wrestling this man ?????


http://smackdown.wwe.com/superstars/undertaker/images/undertakersd_lg.jpg


I'll rather wrestle this one!!

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/kevin_nash1.jpg

heehee!!

[airhead]

Come on then!

*Strips, and jumps in mud*

[black dog]

There won't be any men left in here soon FA if you bring all these wrestlers in :lol:

Could I have some Fruit Salads for Heli please

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Now this one - I'd mud wrestle - if he was gentle

http://goldberg.wwe.com/images/4.jpg

[Rob The Badger]

Give me http://my.tele2.ee/wrestling/michaels.jpg any day. . .yummyliscios.

[mariella]

Don't let these pictures intimidate you, Andy-dear...you are MY Hulk...always remember that 8)

I am kindda having second thoughts about the naked-part in all this...this seems more like a private-party to me... :wink: (Love the mud! :lol: )

xxx

Mariella

...can I please have a Red wine before I go to my private-party? :lol:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Badger - he's not bad either

http://my.tele2.ee/wrestling/michaels.jpg

I like tje mean ones thou

BD - they are pussy cats really


:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: you just need to know how to handle them

[Rob The Badger]

Hehe Shawn is G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S! Yum-yum! :D

[black dog]

I'm sticking around with all these men in here.

*stands next to the nearest man*

[Heli]

Hehe Shawn is G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S! Yum-yum! :D

He's not bad!! I prefer test or someone like that!! I dont watch it much anymore, i used to always love watching WCW though!!

[AndyK]

sorry folks, the wrestling is cancelled on account of their being no real opponents who could put up a decent challenge to me :lmao:

[black dog]

sorry folks, the wrestling is cancelled on account of their being no real opponents who could put up a decent challenge to me :lmao:

I'm sure I saw Andy quivering in his boots as he said that :D

[AndyK]

Not at all.... when I announced the games night I did say I was very choosy about my opponents, if their to be covered in baby oil, I prefer them a little curvier ;)

[Heli]

sorry folks, the wrestling is cancelled on account of their being no real opponents who could put up a decent challenge to me :lmao:

Only because you know that you didnt want my badger kiking you be-hind!!

[AndyK]

sorry folks, the wrestling is cancelled on account of their being no real opponents who could put up a decent challenge to me :lmao:

Only because you know that you didnt want my badger kiking you be-hind!!

yeah right.... him and whose army? :twisted:

[Heli]

sorry folks, the wrestling is cancelled on account of their being no real opponents who could put up a decent challenge to me :lmao:

Only because you know that you didnt want my badger kiking you be-hind!!

yeah right.... him and whose army? :twisted:

Mine!! heehee!!! :twisted:

My army is called PMS!!! :twisted: :twisted:

[mariella]

sorry folks, the wrestling is cancelled on account of their being no real opponents who could put up a decent challenge to me :lmao:

Only because you know that you didnt want my badger kiking you be-hind!!

yeah right.... him and whose army? :twisted:
'my' Andy...you know you made a wise decision...no need to explain :wink: :lol:

xxx

Mariella

[AndyK]

Mine!! heehee!!! :twisted:

My army is called PMS!!! :twisted: :twisted:

which is easily combatted with 500g bars of Dairy Milk and avoiding you for seven days :twisted:

[black dog]

Oh my God! I can't believe the state we left the place in last night. There's mud all over the place. I'd better help Airhead clean up.

[Heli]

Mine!! heehee!!! :twisted:

My army is called PMS!!! :twisted: :twisted:

which is easily combatted with 500g bars of Dairy Milk and avoiding you for seven days :twisted:

Well it is dieting season son that rules one out!! :twisted:

[Heli]

Oh my God! I can't believe the state we left the place in last night. There's mud all over the place. I'd better help Airhead clean up.

Awww bless you!! If you help clear up I'll make any breakfast you want!!

[black dog]

Could I just have some cereal Heli. You just reminded me about dieting so no full breakfast for me

[Rob The Badger]

I'll have the full englisH. . .YUM YUM!

Andy's scared of me. . .

[Heli]

Do you want some Special K BD?? Thats what I have! It taste good aswell!!

So what do you want with your Full English, Rob?

[Heli]

Andy's scared of me. . .

Andy can't even scar the rabbits off in the back yard sweetie!! Just run and kick him then blame it one the weather man!!

[black dog]

Yes please Heli. I'll have some Special K. Wish I couldn't smell Badgers breakfast cooking though

[Heli]

Yes please Heli. I'll have some Special K. Wish I couldn't smell Badgers breakfast cooking though

Here you are BD!!! Here's some sugar too just incase you want any, but i prefer it without!!

I'll open the window and try keep the yummy smell down!! :lol:

[black dog]

Thanks so much Heli.

*smell of bacon dying down*

[Heli]

Thanks so much Heli.

*smell of bacon dying down*

Do you want anything else!!

I wonder if Andy will let us have a party tonight for Andy Pryke??

[airhead]

Aaah, thanks Black Dog hun that mud is a nightmare to shift. (T'was my fault some of it... I was the only girl to strip AND mud wrestle... Turns out them blokes are scared of my muscleness!)

[AndyK]

Indeed Heli..... .tonight is Stars In Their Eyes night.....


Tonight Matthew, once Andy Pryke has won the show, I'm going to be very very very drunk :twisted:

[Heli]

Indeed Heli..... .tonight is Stars In Their Eyes night.....


Tonight Matthew, once Andy Pryke has won the show, I'm going to be very very very drunk :twisted:

He has too win!! I'm spending loads just to make sure!!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Just been checking the CCTV* footage of the last week 8O

The rabbits have opened a brothel?
Weddings?
Duels?
Teddy bears? (I'm bringing mine next time :mrgreen: )
A dog bar?
Naked mud wrestling?

The things that happen when the landlord isn't about :nuts:

Anyway, if (or should I say when :wink: ) Andy wins S.I.T.E tonight beers all round on the house :twisted:






*Should that be CC TV?All CC, all the time.That would be mr K's favorite channel :lmao:

[R.]

Naked mud wrestling?
:pics:

[Heli]

:twisted: Just been checking the CCTV footage of the last week 8O

The rabbits have opened a brothel?
Weddings?
Duels?
Teddy bears? (I'm bringing mine next time :mrgreen: )
A dog bar?
Naked mud wrestling?

The things that happen when the landlord isn't about :nuts:

Yeah, were have you been all week!! I've been left here to serve everyone!! Good job everyone has behaved for me!! :mrgreen:

[The Flying Mouse]

Naked mud wrestling?
:pics:

:twisted: You want me to lose my licence? 8O

[The Flying Mouse]

Yeah, were have you been all week!! I've been left here to serve everyone!! Good job everyone has behaved for me!! :mrgreen:

:twisted: Had computer problems :(
Behaved?
This lot? 8O
Yeah, behaving badly :roll: :lol:

[Heli]

Yeah, were have you been all week!! I've been left here to serve everyone!! Good job everyone has behaved for me!! :mrgreen:

:twisted: Had computer problems :(
Behaved?
This lot? 8O
Yeah, behaving badly :roll: :lol:

Nothing I couldnt handle!! The rabbits and teddies were playing up tho!!

[airhead]

I wont be here tonight! I am out after andy has won! GO ANDY!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*waves bra in air*

[AndyK]

:twisted: Just been checking the CCTV* footage of the last week 8O

The rabbits have opened a brothel?
Weddings?
Duels?
Teddy bears? (I'm bringing mine next time :mrgreen: )
A dog bar?
Naked mud wrestling?

The things that happen when the landlord isn't about :nuts:

Anyway, if (or should I say when :wink: ) Andy wins S.I.T.E tonight beers all round on the house :twisted:






*Should that be CC TV?All CC, all the time.That would be mr K's favorite channel :lmao:

And your problem with any of the above is what exactly? The advantage of a virtual ba is that we can do virtually anything :D

As for CC TV ... you mean you haven't subscribed to it already? :mrgreen:

[Rob The Badger]

Andy just been. . .then some guy doing Lennon. . .by gum he was good. . .

[Heli]

Andy just been. . .then some guy doing Lennon. . .by gum he was good. . .

Aww i really hope Andy wins!!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

http://yourtreasures.connectrics.com/congrat3.jpg

ANDY - WELL DONE - DRINKS ON FLYING MOUSE TONITE

[Heli]

http://yourtreasures.connectrics.com/congrat3.jpg

ANDY - WELL DONE - DRINKS ON FLYING MOUSE TONITE

Does that count for everyone or just Andy?? :lol:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli - everyone

BUT IT IS ANDY'S NITE

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli

sorry miss understood

FM said drinks on house all round - U BEHAVE :twisted: :devil:

[Heli]

Heli

sorry miss understood

FM said drinks on house all round - U BEHAVE :twisted: :devil:

I'll drink a big glass of Champaigne on Andy's behalf!!!! :twisted:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

heli - I'm sure andy can drink champers for himself

I'm buying he deserves it

[black dog]

I'll get Andy a drink as well. He deserves it. Great performance

[Heli]

*Hangs banner saying* CONGRATULATIONS ANDY!!!!!!!!! YOU ROCKED!!!!!!!!

[madonna123968848]

Large white wine for me please and hey anyone else want a drink? this round is on me :D

Cheers Andy, well done on Stars 8)

[black dog]

Could I have a Pineapple Breezer please

[Heli]

Large white wine for me please and hey anyone else want a drink? this round is on me :D

Cheers Andy, well done on Stars 8)

I'll have the same as you please!!

[Testify]

can i have a bud please

[black dog]

Is there any entertainment tonight?

[Heli]

Yes!! I'll be singing a few songs soon! I just need a few drinks!!

[black dog]

I'll buy you a drink Heli. What would you like?

[Heli]

I'll buy you a drink Heli. What would you like?

erm....*thinks about asking for alcohol*......apple juice please!!!! Thanks BD!! :lol: :lol:

[black dog]

One apple juice coming up Heli. You could always pretend it's cider

[Heli]

One apple juice coming up Heli. You could always pretend it's cider

Mmmm yum yum!! Thanx BD!! !

[Caz]

Ok, who won stars in their eyes *some of us were at work you know* ..... Bottle of Southern Comfort and Bottle of Diet Coke please, I have back pain to ignore here .... thank ye most kindly bar keep :lol: :lol:

[Heli]

Ok, who won stars in their eyes *some of us were at work you know* ..... Bottle of Southern Comfort and Bottle of Diet Coke please, I have back pain to ignore here .... thank ye most kindly bar keep :lol: :lol:

Here you are, one SC and a bottle of Diet coke!!

Paul Robeson won, if you've ever heard of him!!!

But Andy came 2nd and He was deifatly best and i'm not just saying thta!!

[Caz]

Cheers Heli *sits in corner pouring and drinking*

Awwwww poor Andy, still 2nd is good and yeah I've heard of Paul Robeson but meh imagine beating Andy :cry:

Some people just have NO taste whatsover

[Heli]

Cheers Heli *sits in corner pouring and drinking*

Awwwww poor Andy, still 2nd is good and yeah I've heard of Paul Robeson but meh imagine beating Andy :cry:

Some people just have NO taste whatsover

It just goes to show what type of audience watches stars in their eyes!!!

[Testify]

pah.... votin was screwed :P

[Caz]

Old Fuddy duddies that's who :lol: :lol:

[Heli]

Do you think he'll come to Mansfield with us all??!!!

[black dog]

One of the girls at work said the Paul Robeson impressionist was first class.

[Rob The Badger]

One of the girls at work said the Paul Robeson impressionist was first class.

I agree.

[black dog]

Could I have an Britvic 55 please

[Heli]

Could I have an Britvic 55 please

Coming right up!!!

*passes BD a Britvic 55*

Enjoy!

[black dog]

Thanks Heli, would you like one?

[CarolM]

Congratulations to Paul Robeson, :D shame it wasnt Andy , :( but hey he was 2nd, :wink: way to go go Andy. :wink: , ill have a double malibu and coke. :wink:

[Heli]

Congratulations to Paul Robeson, :D shame it wasnt Andy , :( but hey he was 2nd, :wink: way to go go Andy. :wink: , ill have a double malibu and coke. :wink:

Andy seriously kiked butt! I mean 63,000 + is great!! I think it just goes to show the kind of audience that usually watches the show!!

One Malibu and coke coming up!!
*passes Carol a Malibu and Coke*
Enjoy! :mrgreen:

I'll just have an apple juice please BD!! :wink: I'll pretend it's cider again!! :lol:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli

Can i have a cuppa tea please

Hay - i didn't know the rabbits had opened up a brothel?
no wonder we lost our teddies that night heli.

[Heli]

Heli

Can i have a cuppa tea please

Hay - i didn't know the rabbits had opened up a brothel?
no wonder we lost our teddies that night heli.

How do you have your tea?

Yep we found out only the wother night about the brothel!! Tut! Trust rabbits eh!!??? :roll:

[black dog]

I'll just have an apple juice please BD!! :wink: I'll pretend it's cider again!! :lol:

No problem one on it's way

[Heli]

I'll just have an apple juice please BD!! :wink: I'll pretend it's cider again!! :lol:

No problem one on it's way

Yum yum!!! :lol: :lol:

[black dog]

Heli you don't need to stumble round the room you've only had 2 sips

[Heli]

Heli you don't need to stumble round the room you've only had 2 sips

............. :oops: .....I didnt think anyone would notice!

[black dog]

Heli you don't need to stumble round the room you've only had 2 sips

............. :oops: .....I didnt think anyone would notice!
:bunny: :lmao: :lol: :bunny: :lmao: :lol:

[Heli]

Heli you don't need to stumble round the room you've only had 2 sips

............. :oops: .....I didnt think anyone would notice!
:bunny: :lmao: :lol: :bunny: :lmao: :lol:

Hey do you want some of my special chocolate BD???!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: It's really good and for my very special friends!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Heeheehee!!

[black dog]

Heli you don't need to stumble round the room you've only had 2 sips

............. :oops: .....I didnt think anyone would notice!
:bunny: :lmao: :lol: :bunny: :lmao: :lol:

Hey do you want some of my special chocolate BD???!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: It's really good and for my very special friends!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Heeheehee!!

What Special Chocolate Heli. :?

[Heli]

Heli you don't need to stumble round the room you've only had 2 sips

............. :oops: .....I didnt think anyone would notice!
:bunny: :lmao: :lol: :bunny: :lmao: :lol:

Hey do you want some of my special chocolate BD???!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: It's really good and for my very special friends!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Heeheehee!!

What Special Chocolate Heli. :?

If i told you it wouldn't be special!! heeheheee :twisted:

[black dog]

Heli you don't need to stumble round the room you've only had 2 sips

............. :oops: .....I didnt think anyone would notice!
:bunny: :lmao: :lol: :bunny: :lmao: :lol:

Hey do you want some of my special chocolate BD???!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: It's really good and for my very special friends!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Heeheehee!!

What Special Chocolate Heli. :?

If i told you it wouldn't be special!! heeheheee :twisted:

I hope it's not the laxative chocolate 8O 8O

[Heli]

Heli you don't need to stumble round the room you've only had 2 sips

............. :oops: .....I didnt think anyone would notice!
:bunny: :lmao: :lol: :bunny: :lmao: :lol:

Hey do you want some of my special chocolate BD???!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: It's really good and for my very special friends!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Heeheehee!!

What Special Chocolate Heli. :?

If i told you it wouldn't be special!! heeheheee :twisted:

I hope it's not the laxative chocolate 8O 8O


erm.. :? ...no....... 8O ....of course not.............. :roll: ...............................................i'll be right back!!

[black dog]

Heli you don't need to stumble round the room you've only had 2 sips

............. :oops: .....I didnt think anyone would notice!
:bunny: :lmao: :lol: :bunny: :lmao: :lol:

Hey do you want some of my special chocolate BD???!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: It's really good and for my very special friends!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Heeheehee!!

What Special Chocolate Heli. :?

If i told you it wouldn't be special!! heeheheee :twisted:

I hope it's not the laxative chocolate 8O 8O


erm.. :? ...no....... 8O ....of course not.............. :roll: ...............................................i'll be right back!!
Thank God I didn't accept some of it. :evil: :bicker:

[Heli]

Heli you don't need to stumble round the room you've only had 2 sips

............. :oops: .....I didnt think anyone would notice!
:bunny: :lmao: :lol: :bunny: :lmao: :lol:

Hey do you want some of my special chocolate BD???!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: It's really good and for my very special friends!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Heeheehee!!

What Special Chocolate Heli. :?

If i told you it wouldn't be special!! heeheheee :twisted:

I hope it's not the laxative chocolate 8O 8O


erm.. :? ...no....... 8O ....of course not.............. :roll: ...............................................i'll be right back!!
Thank God I didn't accept some of it. :evil: :bicker:

Hehee, i didn't say it was laxatives did i!!



So do you want a bit!!

[black dog]

Heli you don't need to stumble round the room you've only had 2 sips

............. :oops: .....I didnt think anyone would notice!
:bunny: :lmao: :lol: :bunny: :lmao: :lol:

Hey do you want some of my special chocolate BD???!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: It's really good and for my very special friends!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Heeheehee!!

What Special Chocolate Heli. :?

If i told you it wouldn't be special!! heeheheee :twisted:

I hope it's not the laxative chocolate 8O 8O


erm.. :? ...no....... 8O ....of course not.............. :roll: ...............................................i'll be right back!!
Thank God I didn't accept some of it. :evil: :bicker:

Hehee, i didn't say it was laxatives did i!!



So do you want a bit!!
Go on then Heli. I'll try some

[Heli]

[quote:264478605c="black dog"]Heli you don't need to stumble round the room you've only had 2 sips

............. :oops: .....I didnt think anyone would notice!
:bunny: :lmao: :lol: :bunny: :lmao: :lol:

Hey do you want some of my special chocolate BD???!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: It's really good and for my very special friends!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Heeheehee!!

What Special Chocolate Heli. :?

If i told you it wouldn't be special!! heeheheee :twisted:

I hope it's not the laxative chocolate 8O 8O


erm.. :? ...no....... 8O ....of course not.............. :roll: ...............................................i'll be right back!!
Thank God I didn't accept some of it. :evil: :bicker:

Hehee, i didn't say it was laxatives did i!!



So do you want a bit!!
Go on then Heli. I'll try some[/quote:264478605c]

Here you are...........................*snatches it back*........I can't do it, i'm sorry!! Your just too loverly!!! :D

[black dog]

Hehee, i didn't say it was laxatives did i!!



So do you want a bit!![/quote]
Go on then Heli. I'll try some[/quote]

Here you are...........................*snatches it back*........I can't do it, i'm sorry!! Your just too loverly!!! :D[/quote]
I'll go and get us some proper chocolate Heli. What sort do you like?

[Heli]

Hehee, i didn't say it was laxatives did i!!



So do you want a bit!!
Go on then Heli. I'll try some[/quote]

Here you are...........................*snatches it back*........I can't do it, i'm sorry!! Your just too loverly!!! :D[/quote]
I'll go and get us some proper chocolate Heli. What sort do you like?[/quote]

Galaxy please!!! :mrgreen: :bunny:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli

Need some BUD please to anaesthetise pain!!!!!!!!!

thanks :cry:

[Heli]

Heli

Need some BUD please to anaesthetise pain!!!!!!!!!

thanks :cry:

Awww bless you hun!! Here you go, a nice cold bud!! Do you want anything else? :wink:

[CarolM]

think ill sit off here with a few buds, :D and some bacon fries. :wink:

[Heli]

think ill sit off here with a few buds, :D and some bacon fries. :wink:

Here you are Carol, chilled Bud and a bach of bacon fries! :D
Anything else??

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

heli

yes please another BUD



thanks - keep them coming

[CarolM]

thanx Heli , :D ill just sit here a while with me bud. :wink: and bacon fries. yum yum :D

[Heli]

heli

yes please another BUD



thanks - keep them coming

Here you are, just say when you've finished! :wink:

I think I might make myself some chips!! Or shall i have a chicken pastie?? i can't decide??!! :? :wink:

[Testify]

can i have a bud please...... dont suppose u can do some chicken chow mein can ya? :P

[Heli]

can i have a bud please...... dont suppose u can do some chicken chow mein can ya? :P

I can do that!! I fancy some myself so I'll make extra!! :wink:
Heres your bud! :D

[airhead]

*stumbles in pissed as a fart*

Hellooooo.... everyonesh.... i cant.... walk.... shtrait.....

*falls flat on face in middle of room*