Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving while im here as the landlord is in the land of nod lol so i might as well do some work :D

[Feleena]

beer please

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up feleena :D

[Battybarb]

A nice large glass of white wine please..say hi to the landlord when he awakes...

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up and i will tell the landlord you said hi :D

[Battybarb]

Time for another please..white wine

[JanT]

Oooohhh, 'sa long time since I've been in here, don't get much time now I'm working. Let me see, what shall I have. Mmmmm Weak tea, milk, two sugars please :D

[Battybarb]

Is anyone serving tonight..?? a very large brandy and diet please...thanks..

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Coming right up.

Anyone else for drink replenishment? :mrgreen:

[Battybarb]

yes please..nice pint of fosters thankyou

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming up :D

[Battybarb]

Think its time to try a brandy again..really need one large one very very stressed..thankyou..and one for yourself..

[Monstro]

more for me please, with ice thanks

[duke knooby]

DDDRRRRIIINNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Battybarb]

Lots of it.....................................................

[SW31]

yep keep it comming

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Drinks all round :up:

[Battybarb]

Thankyou so much ill have a bucket of brandy please.....lol...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Brandy Bucket on it's way :up:

[Battybarb]

Thankyou so much........

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Vodka goldfish bowl chaser?

[Battybarb]

Maybe fish tank bit better size..thankyou and one for yourself and your good lady..

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Fishtank full of vodka and crash helmet with come on it's way :mrgreen:

[SW31]

just a wee small whiskey & coke thanks

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Here you go Chris, have a treble treble, on the house, now about that kart race.................. :mrgreen:

[tinkerbell]

Drinks all around since its my birthday.:D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Here you go *plonks all manner of drinks on the bar*
This rounds on the house :mrgreen:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: One Pepsi lined up on the bar :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving while the landlord is away? so your all stuck with me tonight :lol: :D

[angelica]

large white wine for me please

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Anyone for beer? :cheers:

[sexyeyes_jo]

yeah i'll have one but looks like i might have to serve myself tonight as the landlord is out anyone else wants a drink while im here? :D

[sexyeyes_jo]

large white wine for me please

coming up :D

[Monstro]

Ok, the better looking bar staff is on so I'll be tempted with a whiskey and diet please

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming right up michael :D

[Wario]

I'm 17 and I forgot my fake ID ....

can I have a shot of brandy?

If not ...... :kickass:

[angelica]

Large white wine for me please

[The Flying Mouse]

If not ...... :kickass:


:twisted: What?
You'll bite my ankles? :p

Here, have a coke on the house.

Large white wine for me please

Coming up :up:

[Battybarb]

Good morning..a very large latte please..thankyou

[angelica]

Can you make that two please

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Coming right up :up:

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving while i'm here?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Deal me in Jo.

[sexyeyes_jo]

what would you like? :D don't worry its free as you are the landlord :lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: You home would be a nice start :sad:
Can't wait for next Monday when you get back.

As things are, i'll settle for a pint for now.

[sexyeyes_jo]

same here

one pint coming up :D

[sexyeyes_jo]

would anyone like a drink today? i feel like doing some work for a change lol :D

[Siobhan]

a lemonade for me please!

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming up siobhan :D see you even get service with a smile how lucky is that lol

[Siobhan]

why thank you :D
winning is thirsty work! lol

[The Flying Mouse]

i feel like doing some work for a change lol :D

:twisted: :faint:

[sexyeyes_jo]

and what are you looking shocked for? :raspberry:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I hope you're in the mood to do some work when you come home :p

[sexyeyes_jo]

i say bring it on :raspberry:

would anyone like a drink?

[angelica]

Yes please large white wine

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming up angelica :D

[sexyeyes_jo]

dare i say this but as its my birthday drinks are on me tonight :wink: :D

[Battybarb]

you had a good few drinks on your birthday...lol...

Are you back to serving them now..lol

I will have a nice large white wine and soda...cheers

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well, actually we're going for a drink tonight :lol:


Well, this is the first real chance we've had since Jo got back from London, so this is our birthday drink :mrgreen:

[Battybarb]

hope you had a good time with loads to drink......

[firefly]

I need to wake up and leave for work.... can I have a large strong coffee please

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming up ali its a bit late but better late than never :lol:

anyone want a drink?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Anyone want serving while i'm here? :mrgreen:

[Monstro]

My usual please barkeep

[The Flying Mouse]

My usual please barkeep

:twisted: One banana dacari coming right up :p

[Monstro]

Forget the one for yourself then, I'll just drink indoors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SamCat]

Cant find that bottle of JD's!!

[Monstro]

Cant find that bottle of JD's!!

At this point we need to mention the fact that this so called friend has drunk my bloody whiskey that I left at the flat and thought was safe...


In fairness I also have to say that Em's offered to buy me a bottle to wet the baby's head with on Wednesday night...

She's forgiven lol

[SamCat]

Is it safe to mention that i drank some of it with Betty's Cherry coke?

Probably not!!!!

[Monstro]

Jesus, barkeep can we ban this heathen?????

CHERRY COKE??????????????????????????????????????????

[SamCat]

The Diet Coke was still fizzy lol!!

Your move on Wordscraper and the Dot game btw lol!!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: *passes Michael a bottle of Jack Daniels Green Label before he faints* :lol:

[Monstro]

The Diet Coke was still fizzy lol!!

Your move on Wordscraper and the Dot game btw lol!!

dot game has gone from my facebook and I never saw wordscraper there so send me a reminder as it's the only way I can move

Neil I don't want special bottles, just service when i REQUIRE IT LOL

[SW31]

At this point we need to mention the fact that this so called friend has drunk my bloody whiskey that I left at the flat and thought was safe...


In fairness I also have to say that Em's offered to buy me a bottle to wet the baby's head with on Wednesday night...

She's forgiven lol


only had a wee small oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

will be there in spirit -- jd & coke at the ready

[Monstro]

Wednesday night m8, party online, be there!!!!!!! lol

[duke knooby]

cuppa tea... of drink for a bit

[SamCat]

dot game has gone from my facebook and I never saw wordscraper there so send me a reminder as it's the only way I can move

On your homepage it says you were the winner in the Dot game and you've moved in both Wordscraper games so CRAFT syndrome strikes again lol!!

[Monstro]

so why does my applications say I dont have either of those games?

I'm confused...

[SamCat]

Cos they've reorganised the applications again and some went missing lol!! I've nudged you on Wordscraper so that should be easy to find!!

[Battybarb]

ive noticed that,i have lost loads..what a pain..

[Battybarb]

Anyone serving..really really need a very large black sweet coffee..thankyou..

[SamCat]

ive noticed that,i have lost loads..what a pain..

And its always the ones you use that disappear lol!!

[The Flying Mouse]

Anyone serving..really really need a very large black sweet coffee..thankyou..

:twisted: Been off for a few days with a sore mouth (I managed to bite myself :wtf: :nuts: ) but i'm back now.

Alcohol anyone?

[SW31]

where's m there''''''' s some stiff drinks & cigars to be shared


mines a whisky & coke & sis will have a triple whisky & coke + a couple of cuban's to smoke

oh almost forgot take away tea for anji + a wee small bottle for the new arrivel

congrats to you all

[Monstro]

Champagne all round!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[samurai7]

shame we can't smoke indoors any more... :p

[Monstro]

I've got me cuban on the go

[Battybarb]

let me but you a large whiskey..

[AndyK]

Champagne all round!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On thge house! :p


shame we can't smoke indoors any more... :p
Everyone else can ... it's just you who has to go outside ;-)

[SW31]

i've had my wee small king edward & drinking my whisky now

hope it lasts till saturday

[LucyK!]

I've got me cuban on the go

That's you sorted, when's baby's first stottie?!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Think it's a good night for a stay behind tonight :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving while im here?

[Biter]

Long time since I darkened this doorway :S

How is everyone?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Still alive, still serving, and still over charging the punters :p .


Now, what will you have? :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

you can serve my neil i will have a redbull please as i need the energy lol :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Red Bull coming right up dear (with vodka I assume :wink: ).

[sexyeyes_jo]

lol no just the redbull then maybe a pint :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Whatever you say madam :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

thank you :D

[JanT]

weak tea, milk, two sugars please, oh, and a large bowl of water and three small bowls of water please :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Coming right up :up:

[JanT]

thank you :-)

[tinkerbell]

Did i miss Chris's birthday drinks????

[Monstro]

Nope, he drank them lol

[SW31]

ops sorry t theve probly stocked up again what after a baby's wetting gig & my birthday think we drank the belfry dry

[tinkerbell]

Aaahh Little Jasmine's celebrations.................Mmm i'll make a toast to Anji and Michael.....congrats and well done.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: One bottle of Bolly 48 coming right up :mrgreen:

[tinkerbell]

:cheers:

[SW31]

need a good 2or 3 whiskys please hard day at work

[Battybarb]

a very large black coffee please...need caffine

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Coffe coming up :coffee:

BTW, although the landlord has now quit smoking, the B&B is STILL happy to operate it's own smokers corner :up:

[vrg]

:twisted: Coffe coming up :coffee:

BTW, although the landlord has now quit smoking, the B&B is STILL happy to operate it's own smokers corner :up:


Congrats to you, Neil, for quitting. :cheer::cheer: I know from so many friends that it isn't easy to do.

[Battybarb]

:twisted: Coffe coming up :coffee:

BTW, although the landlord has now quit smoking, the B&B is STILL happy to operate it's own smokers corner :up:


Well done Neil,keep it up,Sam is still doing really well,thats two of you in the family((proud of you both ;) ))..just gotta get the others in the non smoking club now...lol

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Start feeling less proud mummy in law, had a few sly cigs at work last night :lol:

Still a big improvement though :shrug:

Anyone want a beer? :cheers:

[Battybarb]

after a very long week..need a large brandy and diet coke please..

[Monstro]

:cough::cough: Service please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Battybarb]

looks like the staff have been on strike..lol..after the day i have had i hope they are back at work today i really could do with a drink..dunno about a large brandy,i need the bottle..lol

[Monstro]

where's me alcohol????????????

[Monstro]

any staff serving????????????????????

[Battybarb]

bloody good pub this one...lol

[sexyeyes_jo]

im now here silly question does anyone want a drink?

[Battybarb]

was a bit early then,but now i will have a large brandy and diey coke please if you are still open....cheers

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: The landlord could do with a large brandy or two right now.

Why are there so many useless b@$t@rd$ in the world? :wall:

[Battybarb]

its called lif Neil....life is a ba**ard and then you marry one....lol...

they call this hell on earth,probably why your pub is so very busy ,everyone drowning their sorrows...lol
while you are there i will have a very large brandy and diet coke please..thankyou

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Coming right up madam.

Think i'll have one myself.

[MeatGrl1]

Make mine a malibu and diet coke please :)), thank you.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Coming right up.

I'm thinking of putting tinsel on the drinking straws to get the place a little more festive.

[MeatGrl1]

That sounds great but make sure it doesn't interfere when we put the straw into our mouths to drink :shock: :lol: !!

Or are you thinking OTT like Meat's mic stand on the HOTD tour :lol:?!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'm thinking "the crap you put in the glass = the less room for liquid = the less liquid you use = higher profit.

Ho ho ho mrgreen:

[MeatGrl1]

Ah yes that would be perfect :lol: !!

[Battybarb]

bit early in the morning but i need a brandy,on the rocks...for medicinal purpose...sore throat and stress...loads of it !!!!!!
cheers and one for yourself,drink that is ,not stress...lol

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming up its a bit late but here it is and i might have a pint myself :cheers:

[Battybarb]

Avery large coffee this morning please ,need lots of caffine,gotta go christmas shopping...thankyou

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I need some hair of the dog :doh:

Me dad, he just needs some hair :mrgreen:


I have a feeling i'm going to get myself in trouble at some point today :bleh:

[Battybarb]

ROTFPMSL...your poor dad....i should think so,sleeping with your mum and dad at your age...lol..bet you need a large black coffee this morning
at least you all had a good time last night,i hope Julies dad enjoyed his party

[duke knooby]

ROTFPMSL...your poor dad....
sleeping with your mum and dad at your age...
at least you all had a good time last night,

:shock:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: All will be explained in my blog which i'm gearing up to write as soon as this hangover works off :doh:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: God it's a bit quiet here lately :wtf:

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For gods sake, someone get the beers in :cheers:

[sexyeyes_jo]

i might aswell have a beer now as im in the mood for it anyone else want one?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: A Jagermeister for me.
Best thing for a sore throat.

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming up i think i'll join you on that one neil

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving while im here? :D i might as well do some work for a change :lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Just something non alcoholic right now.

Not often I say that :shock:

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming up i might even have a redbull i need the energy at the moment :D

[The Flying Mouse]

*tap*













*tappety*















*tap tap tappety sciffle tap*




*tap tap tappery tap tappety sciffle tappety tappety tappety tap tap tappety tap tappety tap tappetty tap*



*Pours pint* :cheers:


:twisted: Yeah :mrgreen:


* tap tap tap tappety tap tap tappety tap tap tap*





*sciffle tappety tap tap tappety sciffle*




*tap tap sciffle tap*





*tap*

[sexyeyes_jo]

i worry about you sometimes neil lol would you like a drink while im here? :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: You better give me a Red Bull hun.
All that tap dancing has left me quite tired :zzz:

[sexyeyes_jo]

i bet it has lol one redbull coming up i think i might join you on that aswell

[angelica]

I didnt know you had entertainment here! Tap dancing ... hmmm! Can I have a large frothy coffee please

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: We have entertainment here 24/7 :shock:

Every hour is a happy hour, you can tell by the smile on my face :mrgreen:

Frothy coffee coming up :up:

[sexyeyes_jo]

i gonna have a pint anyone want anything while im getting drink?

[Battybarb]

havent been in for a while,any chance of a large latte,thankyou

[SW31]

big mans breki with a fresh cup of coffee

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Large Latte for the lady, and morning belly buster with coffee for sir :mrgreen:

[firefly]

large red wine please bar man..

[SW31]

JD & coke please make it a double

[firefly]

no one here chris... help yourself... i did, hic hic

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I was just down at the brewery, but i'm back now.
Anyone want a beer?

[firefly]

Can i have a double bacardi and coke please

[Battybarb]

need a very large coffee for the caffine this morning please...

[belladonna-took]

Hot chocolate in a BIG glass with squirty cream, choccy sprinkles, vanilla sauce and a flake. Thankles!

nearly forgot the dinner plateful of amaretti biscuits...

[Battybarb]

Anyone awake yet ?? a large latte to start the weekend please..thanks

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Awake now.
Just about.
Been away with a damn near broken ankle and a sprained wrist.
Hard thing is show biz :shock:

[Battybarb]

hope you are feeling better,in need of a very large brandy please and one for yourself

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Brandy.
Sounds good to me 8)

[For crying out loud]

hi, not been here before. d'ya serve absinthe?

[Battybarb]

service not as good lately...lol...must be having a well earned rest..
large latte please.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Large latte on it's way, and only a day late :up:

[Battybarb]

ha ha...thankyou

[SW31]

came in to pre -order a case of beer for later to celebrate mr crooks birthday

[Battybarb]

bet that didnt last long,did he enjoy the beer..lol

[The Flying Mouse]

came in to pre -order a case of beer for later to celebrate mr crooks birthday


:twisted: Hope you enjoyed those beers.
That was the good stuff 8)

[Battybarb]

really could do with a very very large brandy right now please...and one for yourself (( not very large of course...lol..))

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Brandy coming right up :up:

[Battybarb]

thankyou so much,are you serving with your tin hat on...lol

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Service with a tin hat :mrgreen:

[Battybarb]

and a smile...lol

[tinkerbell]

I need a drink!

[RSG]

So.. is this the place to pick up Middle aged ladies? :D Much respect, heh. xx

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I haven't served a customer here for so long I was started to get cobwebs :shock:
Drinks coming up.
And some middle aged women for Anthony :up:

[RSG]

Do yeah have any Alpine Lager :P

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well, i've got an alpine car air freshener that I can stick in a pint of beer :mrgreen:

That'll be £4 please :up:
Hey, where else can you get an exotic drink like THAT? :shrug:

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving while im here? :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Give me a glass of hang over juice.

[For crying out loud]

hello, i need a Bud.

[firefly]

Bacardi and coke please..... i need it after babysitting my nephew all day while his parents went to Thorpe Park.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: That's one bud, and one..........

3V4nT7-Wa-0


Yes, I KNOW R. posted the B&C ad clips ages ago, but they still pretty funny :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving while im here? i definately need a redbull i need the energy

[For crying out loud]

me and my boyfriend are celebrating two years together, so i think a bottle of champayne and get youself something. :D

[sexyeyes_jo]

congrats coming right i'll think i'll have pint of larger i bloody need it

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: zwei gross beeren meine frau :mrgreen: :cheers:

[sexyeyes_jo]

does anyone want a drink while the landlord is sobering up :lol:

[SW31]

yep i'll have a double jd & coke to toast a fallen friend

[The Flying Mouse]

yep i'll have a double jd & coke to toast a fallen friend

:twisted: Double JD and coke, on the house.

Toast?

Pals :cheers:

Sorry to hear about your mate Chris.

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want serving while im here? i think i might have a beer myself

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Having a drink now.
Nothing is sweeter at the end of a long hard day grafting than a ice cold beer :mrgreen:

[lisa01]

Make mine a pint of fosters please mr mouse cheers from lisa01

[sexyeyes_jo]

mr mouse ain't here at the moment but i'll serve you lisa i think i might join you i could really do with a pint myself :cheers:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Having a drink now.
Nothing is sweeter at the end of a long hard day grafting than a ice cold beer :mrgreen:


:twisted: That beer was a mistake :doh:

I am NEVER drinking heavy the night before I get the coach back home from London again.

[firefly]

A nice cup of coffee please... this time in the morning.

[angelica]

Can you make that two?

[sexyeyes_jo]

two cups of tea coming up bit late serving it though lol

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: *Sticks Big Log by Robert Plant on the Dukey, pours himself a pint of cider, sticks his feet up on the table, and chills the feck out*

Anyone wanna join in? :mrgreen:

[lisa01]

hi mr mouse make mine a vodka and coke cheers

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Vodka and coke coming right up :mrgreen:

[sexyeyes_jo]

anyone want a drink? i might aswell have a pint while im here

[Battybarb]

have been away for a while,but a nice vodka and diet coke would go down nicely please...cheers

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming up think i might have a cold beer aswell anyone else want a drink?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Will have to blow the cobwebs off the pumps first, but drinks coming up.

There's a few free drinks behind the bar for Mike's birthday too :wink:

[Battybarb]

nice large coffee please,too much vodka last night...lol

[sexyeyes_jo]

lol coming up might be late but still coming up anyone else want a drink?

[firefly]

anybody serving tonight?????

I need a honey and hot lemon..... sharply.

( cough cough.... sniff)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Serving?
As always.
Couple of days late :oops: , but it's been a busy week.

[RSG]

What are those beers that you see in the sleeve of the MATLAF album? I'll take 3 of em. Please and many thanks. Take your time Mouse, patience is surprisingly one of my better virtues. Slackness to go and get it myself is one of my vices, lol

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Beer coming up, and only about an hour and a half late.
We're improving in here :yep:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

A Bulmers & Garlic bread plz. Can I have a room too - going to be a long night.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Hi Sharon.
Long time no see :shock:
Long time since this place seen a customer too, fecking smoking ban :bleh:

Still, bulmers on the bar, garlic bread (it IS the future, i've tasted it) in the oven, and your usual room being made up.
I've had a new drum kit instaled in there for you as well :mrgreen:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Hi there Mouse

Yes I know it's been ages, but thought I'd revisit some old haunts.

How the devil are you doing?

Cool kit by the way - cheers - will enjoy playing that.

(Sits & drinks Bulmers, eats garlic bread & reads infront of the fire in the snog):D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'm quite well thank you dear :mrgreen:



(Sits & drinks Bulmers, eats garlic bread & reads infront of the fire in the snog):D

Either that was a typo or you can save it for that room you booked :p :whistle: :lol:

[sexyeyes_jo]

i hope that was a typo of theres something you're not telling me lol anyone want serving while i'm here?

[Battybarb]

really do need a very large vodka and diet coke please

[The Flying Mouse]

really do need a very large vodka and diet coke please

:twisted: What else is new? :p

Coming right up.

Anyone for a hot toddie?

[Battybarb]

lol

thanks for that..had more than just that one last night..feeling it this morning...lol..large black coffe please

[sexyeyes_jo]

coming up its a bit late but here you go anyone else want a drink while i'm here?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: It's new year's eve.

SET 'EM UP! :twisted:

:cheers: :cheers: :hic: :hic: :hic: :cheers: :cheers:

[dottie]

After a very long absence, make mine a scotch and lemonade please...

[The Flying Mouse]

After a very long absence, make mine a scotch and lemonade please...

:twisted: Hi Dottie.
It's been waaaaaaaaaaay too long.
Scotch and lemo, large, and on the house :wink:

[dottie]

thank you my darling............:) make it a double actually...making up for lost time..

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: A double?

You don't need to ask for a double.
I don't believe in singles :nope:

They are a myth.
Just like Santa, the tooth fairy, and Chris De Burgh.

[dottie]

hows about a tequila slammer, followed by a Bat out of Hell cocktail, yes honestly lol, go to Tenerife and the Meat Bar, absolutely delicious, mind you slaughters you very quickly...........:lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Nothing beats "The Fishbowl".

Take a fish bowl.
Stick it over your head.
Seal the neck.
Put a hole in the top.
Fill bowl with vodka.

You want me to hook you up? :mrgreen:

[howlerformeatloaf]

Hey you can hook me up with one of them. That sounds good right about now.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Goldfish bowls all round.

I'm out of neck sealant, so i'm afraid you'll all have to make do.

http://media.mlxxfc.net/fishbowl-head.jpg

[tinkerbell]

I think its time I had another drink. Thirsty work waiting to see if this tours going happen....:wall:

Set them up Bartender....:beer:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Jesus Tapdancin Christ, a customer :shock:

I don't know wether to pour beers or issue a thread dgging infraction :lmao:

Yes I do :mrgreen:

Bring on the beers :cheers:

[melon]

OH THANK GOD!!! After my day at work I need a drink, Pint of BEER!

[PanicLord]

What ho, bar keep! Would you mind awfully if I was to request that you ~~~~ me sideways with an umbrella, Penelope, what?

[The Flying Mouse]

OH THANK GOD!!! After my day at work I need a drink, Pint of BEER!

:twisted: This I can do :cheers:

What ho, bar keep! Would you mind awfully if I was to request that you ~~~~ me sideways with an umbrella, Penelope, what?

There are sites for that kind of thing :bleh:
All i've got here are those little cocktail thingies :shrug:

[Dave]

Gonna need a Patron on ice soon enough!

[tinkerbell]

About time you dusted them cobwebs off and cracked open the bar........

martini on the rocks, please

[melon]

Alcohol, anything, just GIMME A DRINK OK!!!!

[Wario]

I'd like an apple cinnamon Ale deluxe please :cool:

[melon]

I'd like an apple cinnamon Ale deluxe please :cool:

That'll do!!! Make it 2!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Anyone can have whatever they want, except Wario.
He's bad enough SOBER never mind pissed :shock:

[Evil One]

Maybe he'll make sense when pissed?

[duke knooby]

i thought he usually was pissed... explains the spelling, grammar and thought process.

thats a good differential diagnosis :D

[The Flying Mouse]

Maybe he'll make sense when pissed?

:twisted: I never thought of this :idea:

i thought he usually was pissed... explains the spelling, grammar and thought process.

thats a good differential diagnosis :D

What's the story with you then? :bleh:

[daveake]

Maybe he'll make sense when pissed?

Wario pissed, or us pissed, or both?

[PanicLord]

There are sites for that kind of thing :bleh:

Mmm hmm, yes I know.:sneaky: Wait, why can't I delete this? :panic::oops:


All i've got here are those little cocktail thingies :shrug:

I'll take 2!:shock: