Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)

[Heli]

*stumbles in pissed as a fart*

Hellooooo.... everyonesh.... i cant.... walk.... shtrait.....

*falls flat on face in middle of room*

Right come on! Up you get!! You can wait outside until you've sobered! :roll:

[Testify]

ta v much.... hehe

[Keep Rocking]

<Yvonne helps Airhead back to her feet and puts her on a stool in the corner>

Phew, what a weight!

Now I need a Bud...

[airhead]

Shnot my fault...........................

*puts arm around heli's shoulder, and dragged outside*

John Lennon LIVESH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Heli]

Shnot my fault...........................

*puts arm around heli's shoulder, and dragged outside*

John Lennon LIVESH!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortuantly he doesn't!! Where have you been getting your drink from missy! And please don't say here!! I'll get the bloomin sack!! :(

[Heli]

<Yvonne helps Airhead back to her feet and puts her on a stool in the corner>

Phew, what a weight!

Now I need a Bud...

Here you go, Yvonne! One before you go! It's on the house!! :wink:

[black dog]

Looks like it's been a bit lively in here tonight.

Could I have a breezer please.

[airhead]

I got it from the off lishensh.....

I'm Cold....

*stumbles back in, and falls in corner, nearly landing on Black Dog, and falls instantly asleep*

[CarolM]

OMG, is that the time, 8O cant see or walk straight, should of been home by now 8O {Carol goes smack into the wall} :oops: who put that wall there?:lmao: 10 more buds i think :wink:

[black dog]

I'll just pop my coat over Airhead to keep her warm. Hope she doesn't snore

[Heli]

Looks like it's been a bit lively in here tonight.

Could I have a breezer please.

Any particular flavour?? :wink:

[Heli]

OMG, is that the time, 8O cant see or walk straight, should of been home by now 8O {Carol goes smack into the wall} :oops: who put that wall there?:lmao: 10 more buds i think :wink:

Well here you are *hands buds over* but Neil can tell you off if you go home leathered!!

[black dog]

Pineapple if possible Heli

[airhead]

*wakes slowely up*

Oh god... oh my good god... Heli quick, pass me the bucket, I'm gonna throw up...

Oh, i knew that free crate of bacardi i got from the off license was a bad idea...
I shouldn't have downed it either...

*gag*

Heli, hurry up with that bucket....

[Caz]

Can I have a diet coke please ..... after last night using my S.C. as medication i dunno if i could face a drink tonight :oops:

[black dog]

*wakes slowely up*

Oh god... oh my good god... Heli quick, pass me the bucket, I'm gonna throw up...

Oh, i knew that free crate of bacardi i got from the off license was a bad idea...
I shouldn't have downed it either...

*gag*

Heli, hurry up with that bucket....

Better get a mop too. *Goes over and looks after Airhead*

[Heli]

So thats a Diet coke for Caz!! *hands coke over*
Pinapple breezer for BD!! *Hands Breezer over*
And a bucket for Em!! *Hands bucket over*

[black dog]

Thanks Heli.

Could I have a glass of water for Airhead please

[airhead]

Aaah, thanks hun...

*shakily sips water*

That chinese i suppose didn't help either... don't go to that chinese shop across the road... and after to an off license... that gets rid of a whole crate of hookie bacardi to fools like me...

*gags again into bucket*

[Jen]

...any Bud round this place by any chance? :wink:

[black dog]

That's okay Airhead. Just sit quietly in the corner for a bit.

[airhead]

*shiver*

Thanks... I'll clean the place up tomorrow... Am i gonna have one heck of a hangover tomorrow...

*shivers a little more*

[Testify]

...any Bud round this place by any chance? :wink:

only if u share :wink:

i'll be over in the corner

[Caz]

Thanks Heli,

*wanders over to high back chair clutching diet coke*

[Jen]

only if u share :wink:

i'll be over in the corner

...in that case

*...grabs a crate of Bud from somewhere and heads over to the corner...*

[black dog]

Could I have another Breezer please Heli

*Checks on Airhead*

[Testify]

damn shame i gtg....

*grabs buds n runs*

.... hehehe :twisted:

[black dog]

See you Testify.

[Jen]

...but...what...but...grrrr T

*...grabs another crate of Bud from somewhere and goes back to the croner...*

[Testify]

nite guys n gals... take care

[black dog]

Well I must be off now. Night All

*knocks back rest of drink and leaves*

[Caz]

Wanders in in search of another diet coke .... nobody here, so helps herself *leaves virtual money on the bar and wanders off*

[Keep Rocking]

< finds Airhead sleeping in the corner>
Poor guy, you'll have a BIG hangover today.
I will do the cleaning for you this morning.

<collects all the empty Bud bottles, glases,... , takes the bucket, throws the rest of airheads chinese meal into the toilet and starts cleaning the floor>

Now I'll help myself to a cup of coffee before I leave for vacation.
See you all soon

Yvonne

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli

Think we are going to have to do something about the rabbit's brothel. there are peeping Toms and crowds growing

The gardens a mess !!!!!!!!!!!!!



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[Heli]

Heli

Think we are going to have to do something about the rabbit's brothel. there are peeping Toms and crowds growing

The gardens a mess !!!!!!!!!!!!!



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I think your right!! :?

Ok you get the TNT for the rabbit holes and I'll get me shot gun out! :twisted:

[black dog]

What's on the menu tonight Heli? Rabbit stew

[Heli]

What's on the menu tonight Heli? Rabbit stew

Of course not!!! Who do you think i am?? 8O 8O











It's rabbit burgers and chips!!!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

There's always rabbit stew 8)



Tell you what - put a "rabbit" menu out in the beer garden and see how many we can get rid of naturally !!!!!

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[Heli]

there's always rabbit stew 8)



Tell you what - put a "rabbit" menu out in the beer garden and see how many we can get rid of naturally !!!!!

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Your brilliant Sharon!! Great idea!!!! We'll have to leave the gate open so its easier for them to get out!! lol!! :twisted:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli

I have my moments 8) 8) 8)


Any entertainment tonight niece ???

or is it just the jukebox ??? http://www.aaa-clipart.com/data/anim3/music/an3.gif

[Heli]

Heli

I have my moments 8) 8) 8)


Any entertainment tonight niece ???

or is it just the jukebox ??? http://www.aaa-clipart.com/data/anim3/music/an3.gif

I'm not sure you'll have to ask Neil!!

Will someone please tell me to get out of here and do my homework!! I'll be in so much trouble if I dont, but I have no self motavation and i'm too use to not listening to my mum and dad!! 8O :?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Anyone need serving?

How about a quiz night? :mrgreen:

[Heli]

:twisted: Anyone need serving?

How about a quiz night? :mrgreen:

Oo great idea!!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: HELI, GO AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK :evil:

Hey, you asked :lmao:

[Heli]

:twisted: HELI, GO AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK :evil:

Hey, you asked :lmao:

Oooo Uncle Neil's getting stroppy!!

Heehee, my usual reply to anyone who tells me to do something!! Lmao!!

I'll see you guys later!! Dont start the quiz without me, or i'll cry!! :twisted:

Bye bye!!

[Heli]

:twisted: HELI, GO AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK :evil:

Hey, you asked :lmao:

Oooo Uncle Neil's getting stroppy!!

Heehee, my usual reply to anyone who tells me to do something!! Lmao!!

I'll see you guys later!! Dont start the quiz without me, or i'll cry!! :twisted:

Bye bye!!

God damn it!!! Some how I've wondered back on and i can't get off and I keep looking back at my work checking if any more of it is done!! :cry:

I need help!! :lol:

[airhead]

ooooh.....

*wakes up*

My head..... what happened to me last night......

[black dog]

How are you feeling Airhead. Do you think you could drink a black coffee it might help or would you rather something stronger

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: OK, i've got the questions for The Bat & Bellfry's first quiz night 8)

There will be 3 sets of 10 questions.

All questions will be about the fan club, the site, and the members.

The answers to all these questions are to be found on the forums.

No cheating by looking answers up.It's not a competition, just a bit of fun :wink: .

I'm gonna start typing the first ten questions out now.

Good luck everyone :up:

[AndyK]

How do you want the answers Mousie? PM'd to you? Posting them here would only encourage cheating.... you know what this rabble are like ;)

[The Flying Mouse]

1.Who has the special status title "Mother Of All Postwhores"?

2.There are two animals used by two users each in their forum names.What are they?

3.Before the mlukfc staff were given mods rights to all the forums, who was the particular moderator of Tyre Tracks & Broken Hearts?

4.What is Meat loaf's mlukfc user name?

5.How many forums are ther on the forum index?

6.What was the first prize of the mlukfc New Years competition?

7.Who uses a picture of Ralf Wiggum as there avatar?

8.Who is the resident cook at The Bat & Bellfry?

9.Which European language can be learned in the Off Topic forum?

10.Which cartoon character does Meat Loaf use as his avatar?

[Rob The Badger]

1. Dottie

2. Badger & Bat

3.

4.Fireball

5.10

6.

7.Chris

8.Heli

9.Dutch

10.Daffy Duck. . .(?)

[AndyK]

1. Dottie

2.Mouse and Badger

3.Michel

4.Fire Ball

5. 13 :D

6.A copy of Chat Out Of Hell

7.Chris

8.Heli

9.Dutch (and occaisionally English)

10.Daffy Duck

[Chris]

1.Dottie

2.Badger and Mouse

3.The Flying Mouse

4.Fire Ball

5.11

6.Chat out of hell cd

7.Um...not sure!! could it be ME :D

8.Heli

9.Dutch

10.Daffy Duck

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: As Andy says, you can either post your answers here at The Bat, or PM them to myself or Andy for marking if you want to.

It's only a bit of fun so we're not taking it too seriously :wink:

The next 10 questions will be posted in about 15 mins to give you a chance to replenish your suplies at the bar :lol:

[RSG]

1. Dottie

2. Badger & Rob The Badger

3. The Flying Mouse?

4. Fire Ball

5. Nine?

6. I believe it was "how many people in the forum as of a certain date.

7. Chris

8. The Flying Mouse?

9. Dutch

10. Daffy Duck

[AndyK]

:twisted: As Andy says, you can either post your answers here at The Bat, or PM them to myself or Andy for marking if you want to.



Oh no!!!!!! There goes my inbox then :lmao: :twisted:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

1.Who has the special status title "Mother Of All Postwhores"?
DOTTIE

2.There are two animals used by two users each in their forum names.What are they?
BADGER/MOUSE

3.Before the mlukfc staff were given mods rights to all the forums, who was the particular moderator of Tyre Tracks & Broken Hearts?
FLYING MOUSE

4.What is Meat loaf's mlukfc user name?
FIREBALL

5.How many forums are ther on the forum index?
10

6.What was the first prize of the mlukfc New Years competition?
CD

7.Who uses a picture of Ralf Wiggum as there avatar?
CHRIS

8.Who is the resident cook at The Bat & Bellfry?
HELI

9.Which European language can be learned in the Off Topic forum?
FRENCH

10.Which cartoon character does Meat Loaf use as his avatar?
DAFFY DUCK

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

While we wait for FM can I have a round of drinks please

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Hope you all got your drinks in :wink:

Don't forget folks to read the questions carefully

Here we go with the next ten....

11.Who is the mlukfc Agony Aunt?

12.What is the name of the mlukfc newsletter, produced every 2 months?

13.Who is the glass collector/ashtray cleaner of The Bat & Bellfry?

14.There are two One Word Story threads, but one is with a differance.What is it?

15.How many moderators (including admin) does mlukfc have?

16.Which forum has the most threads posted as stickies?

17.Which forum member gave up smoking earlier this year?

18.Who has a picture advertising a Meat Loaf movie as their avatar?

19.There are three biblical characters registered on this site.Satan, God, and who?

20.According to a thread in General Messages, what kind of shop does Meat want to open?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Again, there'll be a 15 min break for people to submit their answers, and restock their supplies :mrgreen:

Round of drinks coming up FA1000 :wink:

[Chris]

Point of order - Number 17 has two possible answers!!!

Pint of Guiness please Mousie, and a pint of lager to drink while i wait for it to settle!!!

[AndyK]

11.Who is the mlukfc Agony Aunt?
Aunties Chris & Rob

12.What is the name of the mlukfc newsletter, produced every 2 months?
Kevin

13.Who is the glass collector/ashtray cleaner of The Bat & Bellfry?
No one! :twisted: have you seen the state of the place tonight?

14.There are two One Word Story threads, but one is with a differance.What is it?
One of them makes sense?

15.How many moderators (including admin) does mlukfc have?
Including all of R's split personalities, 437, although only two (me and Mousie are really funny

16.Which forum has the most threads posted as stickies?
It'll be off topic in a minute.........

17.Which forum member gave up smoking earlier this year?
Mariella, the rest of the forum members don't smoke, they flame :D

18.Who has a picture advertising a Meat Loaf movie as their avatar?
Q

19.There are three biblical characters registered on this site.Satan, God, and who?
Noah

20.According to a thread in General Messages, what kind of shop does Meat want to open?
knocking?

AndyK
.... who's probably got too many drinks in to take this too seriously :lmao:

[Caz]

I'll just have a bottle of Diet Coke, an ashtray and a bean bag to sit on and go sit quietly in the corner over there *points*. My brain has died on me tonight :cry:

[black dog]

[quote="THE FLYING MOUSE"]:twisted: Hope you all got your drinks in :wink:

Don't forget folks to read the questions carefully

Here we go with the next ten....

11.Sin

12.Rear View Mirror

13.Airhead

14.alphabetic posts

15.8

16.Tour Talk

17.

18.

19.Gabriel

20.Chocolate

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

11.Who is the mlukfc Agony Aunt?
ORIGINAL SIN

12.What is the name of the mlukfc newsletter, produced every 2 months?
RVM - REAR VIEW MIRROW

13.Who is the glass collector/ashtray cleaner of The Bat & Bellfry?
AIRHEAD

14.There are two One Word Story threads, but one is with a differance.What is it?
SITTIN IN MY LIVING ROOM

15.How many moderators (including admin) does mlukfc have?
6

16.Which forum has the most threads posted as stickies?
CONCERT REVIEWS

17.Which forum member gave up smoking earlier this year?
ROSIE

18.Who has a picture advertising a Meat Loaf movie as their avatar?
?

19.There are three biblical characters registered on this site.Satan, God, and who?
ME

20.According to a thread in General Messages, what kind of shop does Meat want to open?
CHOCOLATE

[Chris]

11.Original Sin

12.Rear View Mirror

13.Airhead

14.Each word should follow alphabetically from the previous

15.8

16.Tour Talk

17.Mariella and Me

18.R. (fight club)

19.Archangel Gabriel

20.Choccie shop (Won't let him!! I can't face the competition!!!)

[AndyK]

and the answers to the final 10 questions are................

21 Emily

22 Lost Souls left kneecap

23 General Messages

24 R's underpants

25 : three

26 : lmao : without the spaces

27 : a small piece of cheese and some jam

28 : Green

29 : he wouldn't do it if you paid him

30 : the word "antidisestablishmentarianism"

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

AndyK

Yu had a sniff at the barmaids apron mate ????

do you want a coffee

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I think i'll have a pint of what Andy's drinking :mrgreen:

OK, here's the last ten......

21.Who is Metal Loaf?

22.Name three Meat Loaf songs that are used as forum names*.(There are 8 to choose from)

23. :mrgreen: <----- What's his name?

24.Name the forum used for discussing Meat's acting career.

25.Which thread in the Off Topic forum has over 6000 posts?

26.What is the name of AndyK's dog? (he'll be pissed off if you get that one wrong Andy :lol: )

27.As well as being a site mod, who is the editor of the mlukfc newsletter?

28.What landmark acheivment did this site acomplish on 02/03/2004?

29.Who threw "Teddy Loaf" on stage at Wembley?

30.Which registered user has the earliest recorded joined date?

*These must be the FULL titles of songs.Nothing more nothing less.Multipal worded titles used as one word are allowed.

[AndyK]

AndyK

Yu had a sniff at the barmaids apron mate ????

do you want a coffee

hee hee I may have had a couple offisher, what of it?

I'm only having coffee if I can have a large stiff whisky to go with it ;)

[Chris]

21.Paul Crook

22.Original Sin, Bat Out Of Hell, Testify

23. Freddie?? Frank?? Roger?? Mr Green!!

24.Loaf, Camera Action

25.What are you listening to?

26.Scrabble (of course he doesn't know that, he thinks his name is get off the bleeding couch!)

27.Diane

28.1000 registered loonies

29.Some french bird!! (Lost Soul)

30.Satan

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'm gonna start posting the answeres now.
Anybody who wasn't here but still wants to have a go, read the questions and write them down before checking the answers to see how you get on :wink:

[AndyK]

:

26.What is the name of AndyK's dog? (he'll be pissed off if you get that one wrong Andy :lol: )

Actually I'll be surprised if anyone gets it 100% correct :lmao:

[black dog]

21.Paul Crook

22.I Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself, Tyre Tracks and Broken Hearts, Testify

23. Mr Green

24.Loaf Camera Action

25.What are you listening to right now?

26.Scrabble

27.Diane

28.1000 members
29.

30.Satan

[The Flying Mouse]

Answers 1 - 20.

1.Who has the special status title "Mother Of All Postwhores"?
Dottie (Who else :lol:)

2.There are two animals used by two users each in their forum names.What are they?
Badger (Badger & Rob The Badger)
Mouse (Flying Mouse & Carol Mouse)

3.Before the mlukfc staff were given mods rights to all the forums, who was the particular moderator of Tyre Tracks & Broken Hearts?
Michel.TT&BH WAS the first forum I moderated, but I later moved to Off Topic & Loaf Camera Action.The particular mod of TT&BH before the latest change was Michel :wink:

4.What is Meat loaf's mlukfc user name?
Fire Ball.

5.How many forums are there on the forum index?
11.

6.What was the first prize of the mlukfc New Years competition?
A copy of Quid Pro Quo signed by Kasim Sulton & a copy of Chat Out Of Hell.

7.Who uses a picture of Ralf Wiggum as there avatar?
Chris.

8.Who is the resident cook at The Bat & Bellfry?
Heli.

9.Which European language can be learned in the Off Topic forum?
Dutch.

10.Which cartoon character does Meat Loaf use as his avatar?
Daffy Duck.

[AndyK]

5.How many forums are there on the forum index?
11.



I beg to differ.... go and count yours Mousie..... I think you'll find you missde a couple ;) :lmao:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

21.Who is Metal Loaf?
PAUL CROOK

22.Name three Meat Loaf songs that are used as forum names*.(There are 8 to choose from)
TESTIFY - CHSIB - TYRE TRACKS/BROKEN HEARTS

23. <----- What's his name?
MR GREEN

24.Name the forum used for discussing Meat's acting career.
LOAF, CINEMA, ACTION

25.Which thread in the Off Topic forum has over 6000 posts?
WHAT U LISTENING TO

26.What is the name of AndyK's dog? (he'll be pissed off if you get that one wrong Andy )
SCRABBLE

27.As well as being a site mod, who is the editor of the mlukfc newsletter?
MIKE

28.What landmark acheivment did this site acomplish on 02/03/2004?
2ND YEAR OF BEING OPEN

29.Who threw "Teddy Loaf" on stage at Wembley?
SULTANFAN

30.Which registered user has the earliest recorded joined date?
R
*These must be the FULL titles of songs.Nothing more nothing less.Multipal worded titles used as one word are allowed.

[Chris]

5.How many forums are there on the forum index?
11.



I beg to differ.... go and count yours Mousie..... I think you'll find you missde a couple ;) :lmao:

If we are playing in Pedant's Corner, shouldn't the answer be 15!

[AndyK]

5.How many forums are there on the forum index?
11.



I beg to differ.... go and count yours Mousie..... I think you'll find you missde a couple ;) :lmao:

If we are playing in Pedant's Corner, shouldn't the answer be 15!

Actually probably more like 16 or 17 :D

[black dog]

Could I have an Archers Aqua, please, Raspberry flavour.

[Chris]

5.How many forums are there on the forum index?
11.



I beg to differ.... go and count yours Mousie..... I think you'll find you missde a couple ;) :lmao:

If we are playing in Pedant's Corner, shouldn't the answer be 15!

Actually probably more like 16 or 17 :D

I stand corrected!! I ahve only ever seen 15 of them!

Pint of guiness while you're up please Andy

[AndyK]

Guinness coming right up..... and er one for myself? :D

[The Flying Mouse]

Answers 21 - 30


11.Who is the mlukfc Agony Aunt?
Original Sin.

12.What is the name of the mlukfc newsletter, produced every 2 months?
Rear View Mirror (RVM).

13.Who is the glass collector/ashtray cleaner of The Bat & Bellfry?
Airhead.

14.There are two One Word Story threads, but one is with a differance.What is it?
The begining letter of each word must be in alphabetical order.

15.How many moderators (including admin) does mlukfc have?
8. (Andy, David, Diane, Michel, Mike R., Sue, & me.)

16.Which forum has the most threads posted as stickies?
Tour Talk.

17.Which forum member gave up smoking earlier this year?
Mariella (Chris also gave up smoking, but the thread was startefd in referance to Mariella.I'm trying to cover my tracks here lol).

18.Who has a picture advertising a Meat Loaf movie as their avatar?
R. (Fight Club).

19.There are three biblical characters registered on this site.Satan, God, and who?
The Archangel Gabriel.

20.According to a thread in General Messages, what kind of shop does Meat want to open?
A chocolate shop.

[black dog]

Guinness coming right up..... and er one for myself? :D

What about my Archers Andy. I was queing first :evil: :lol:

[LostSoul]

Did I miss something? 8O


Patricia

[AndyK]

Guinness coming right up..... and er one for myself? :D

What about my Archers Andy. I was queing first :evil: :lol:

yours has been sat on the bar for ages B D..... you've been too busy gossiping :D

[Heli]

YOU STARTED WITH OUT ME!!! 8O 8O :evil: :evil:

*sniff sniff* You don't love me anymore!! :cry: :cry: :cry:

Oh well, I have some great news folks!!!!


Wheres christa??? I need to talk to her!!!!! :wink:

[black dog]

Guinness coming right up..... and er one for myself? :D

What about my Archers Andy. I was queing first :evil: :lol:

yours has been sat on the bar for ages B D..... you've been too busy gossiping :D

Oh my goodness, :oops: I never saw it there :? You must have snuck it there when I wasn't looking :lol:

[LostSoul]

Where did the beverages go? I'm thristy! 8O


Patricia

[black dog]

Before you ask Lost Soul check Andy hasn't snuck it onto the bar next to you or he'll accuse you of gossiping too.

[AndyK]

what can I get you Patricia? and don't worry about the gossip coming from that end of the bar :twisted:

[The Flying Mouse]

Answers 21 - 30.

21.Who is Metal Loaf?
Neverland Express lead guitarist Paul Crook.

22.Name three Meat Loaf songs that are used as forum names*.(There are 8 to choose from)
Any three of these....
Bad Attitude.
Bat Out Of Hell.
Did I Say That.
Fallen Angel.
Forever Young.
Original Sin.
Read Em And Weep.
Testify.

23. :mrgreen: <----- What's his name?
Mr Green.

24.Name the forum used for discussing Meat's acting career.
Loaf Camera Action.

25.Which thread in the Off Topic forum has over 6000 posts?
What Are You Listening To Right Now.

26.What is the name of AndyK's dog? (he'll be pissed off if you get that one wrong Andy :lol: )
Scrabble.

27.As well as being a site mod, who is the editor of the mlukfc newsletter?
Diane.

28.What landmark acheivment did this site acomplish on 02/03/2004?
The registration of our 1000th member.

29.Who threw "Teddy Loaf" on stage at Wembley?
LostSoul

30.Which registered user has the earliest recorded joined date?
Satan.

*These must be the FULL titles of songs.Nothing more nothing less.Multipal worded titles used as one word are allowed.[/quote]

[AndyK]

26.What is the name of AndyK's dog? (he'll be pissed off if you get that one wrong Andy )
Scrabble


Actually, it's

Scrabble - Atahira Star Gleam

But that's a little too poncy for something that rolls in foxx poo on a regular (ie daily) basis, so we stick to the the shorter and more familiar "Oi!" :D

[black dog]

Thanks for the drink Andy

Thanks for the quiz Mouse

I'm off for the night. See you soon

[LostSoul]

29.Who threw "Teddy Loaf" on stage at Wembley?
LostSoul
But the real question is 'who picked it up?' ? 8O


Patricia

[Heli]

I wonder if Meat will come in for a drink

[LostSoul]

what can I get you Patricia? and don't worry about the gossip coming from that end of the bar :twisted:
Gossip? love gossip! 8)

A Paradise please with a straw and a slice of pineapple! :P


Patricia

[airhead]

Hi heli. Can I have the day off and console my sorrows over something very strong like a whiskey? Or a guinness?

Well, today i learned that my best friend is going out with my ex but their two boys...

Double whammy kick in the teeth or what. And what has made it worse they have been going out for three weeks and they didn't tell me. Five days after we split up He only asked george out...

Shoulder anyone?

*Bursts into explosive tears*

[LostSoul]

(((airhead)))

[badger]

Well, today i learned that my best friend is going out with my ex but their two boys...

I dont understand?

But then again it is none of my business ;)

[LostSoul]

I have to admit I didn't understand either... but I thought it was because I'm foreigner... :roll:

Something wrong with that sentence, ain't it? :oops:


Patricia

[airhead]

THEY'RE BOTH GAY!!!!!!!!!!! (Well, my ex is bi because i'm a girl)

I'm not bothered about that but going out with a friends ex is one thing, then finding out after three weeks after he tells me they played a game with me about how long it would take me to found out, thats an insult and a betrayel. :cry:

[badger]

Aahh now I understand (it was the wholde their/there thing that got me ;) )

Well, as you say the sexual orientation doesn't bother you, but I can understand how you would be upset with how they toyed with you.

To be honest, you have to wonder what kind of 'friend' would do that. I don't know them, so I cannot comment on how they are as people, but it sounds very mean.

But, like everyone always says, "when you really really need it the most, that's when rock and roll dreams" (and Meat Loaf fans ;) ) "come through"

Chin up, and give it some time, and you will be able to put it all behind you. It is always hard, but at the end of the day, why let someone else get you down?

[LostSoul]

Oh, okay. So sorry. :?

F***'em! Here, take a whiskey! Let's have a hangover! :wink:


Patricia

[airhead]

Hmmm. I am still angry more than upset. Why would they do that to me? And my ex DIDN'T EVEN SAY SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bicker:

[airhead]

Yeah come on then, F**** them! *downs whiskey*

Come on everyone, This pub is TOOO QUIET!!!!!!!! WE ARE GOING TO THROW A PARTY TO CELEBRATE ME GETTING ABSOLUTELY SLOSHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*turns jukebox on full blast Bat out of Hell*

[badger]

Why would they do that to me?

It is awful that people can be like this. It is a shame more people don't think about the effect their actions will have on others before they do/say things.

[LostSoul]

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[airhead]

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*gets entire bacardi bottle, drinks the lot in one go*
*gets the southern comfort, downs whole lot*
*Gets whole crate of bud, downs one after the other*

Who's more.... pished?

[LostSoul]

Anything to eat? 8O


Patricia

[airhead]

*stumbles in with indian in hands*

ANYONE LIKE MADRAS IN HERE??????

LOSTSOUL, I GOT YOU THE STRONGEST MEATIEST CURRY THEY HAD...

MEATLOAF MADRAS!!!!

[airhead]

Open bed and breakfast by manager Eddie. Garenteed no insects, bad food or lumpy beds. And right next to the Bat so you don't have to wobble far!

[black dog]

Just come round to inspect the premises.

*Has a good look round*

They're lovely Eddie. I'm sure I'll be staying here soon.

[black dog]

Are you both okay?

*finds Lost Soul and Airhead collapsed in a corner suurounded by bottles and empty takeaway containers.*

[airhead]

thanks black dog. It took me ages tidying up! I know it's hardly the hilton, but it's homely!

Tonights dinner menu.

Mushroom omelette and homemade chips.
Sausage and mash with bisto and fried onions.

(anyone want anything else, just ask me)

[airhead]

Heli and Rob, do you want me to book your honeymoon here? I've got a special suite here that is just overlooking the garden.

[airhead]

oooooh, that meatloaf madras is doing somersaults in my stomach...

My head has a heavy metal band of chickens in it......

my toungue tastes strangly of fur.......

I suppose 'd better clean up.

*awakens a sleeping Lost Soul by accident*

Get up, Lost soul, I've gotta clean up.... Go to the bed and breakfast next door if you wanna sleep. Thanks for the party hun! :wink: *hugs*

[black dog]

Do you need any help tidying up Airhead

*offers Airhead paracetamal for hangover*

[Heli]

Hey Guys I'm on now!! But not for long!!

So how is everyone!!

[Gez]

Popping by for a quickie 8O ...has a rough day....give me your strongest stuff please :D

[Heli]

Popping by for a quickie 8O ...has a rough day....give me your strongest stuff please :D

So that will be Pure Alcahol then?? (Andy insists we have it stocked) :roll:

heehee

[Gez]

Andy sounds like a man who knows what he wants :up: ..

Your full strength refreshments over here please :wink:

[Heli]

Andy sounds like a man who knows what he wants :up: ..

Your full strength refreshments over here please :wink:

Here you are *Passes Gerry a pint of Pure Alcohol*

Don't worry i have the paramedics on speed dial! :wink:

[Gez]

*THUD* :zzz:

[Heli]

*THUD* :zzz:

Erm..................*pokes him with a stick*....................Gerry...........................I really hope Emily doesn't walk in and see him on the floor... :? 8O :? 8O

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA walks in with a small case & laptop**

Service please - can I have a room with a view. (need peace & quiet for a few days - got college assignments to complete) Require TV, modem connection and unsuite.

This is very handy for the pub airhead

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(can I have Meat Sheets as well Please :wink: )

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is it OK to park my bike outside


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[airhead]

Ok, thats one room with a view....

modem connection....

bike shed outside...

and meat sheets i made specially for here!

*hands key*

Don't forget, i can't do room service until i get some staff! (hint hint)

[airhead]

er......... heli..... paramedics are on their way.

*hears ambulance pull up outside*

Lucky they wern't here while i was unconsious last night, eh? (I can't stand hospitals)

See ya Gerry, I'll bring you some grapes tomorrow!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

thanks airhead

**FA takes keys and goes off to room**

Will consider job offer, but already work full time.

**FA opens door to room & looks around**

Its clean & tidy - love the pix of Meat on the walls

**FA looks in the bathroom** Great - nice & fresh - oohhhhhhh - a shower

**FA kicks off biker boots & bounces on bed**

lovely **swiches on TV** ooooooowwwwwwwwww - cable - wheres the wrestling

**FA looks out of the window, which overlooks the pubs garden** nice to see the remaining rabbits behaving themselves

Right - off to the pub in an hour

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[airhead]

Tum tee tum....

*pastes wanted photo in window*

WANTED,

ONE MAID

ONE COOK

ONE CLEANER

(I ALREADY DO THE COOKING AND CLEANING BUT EVERYONE NEEDS HELP)

APPLY WITHIN

thanks!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Nice chilled cider & some change for the jukebox please

What happened here, saw the ambulance out my bedroom window - someone over done it again

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[Caz]

Any chance of a coffee or is it just pure alcohol we're selling tonight :??:

[black dog]

Could I have a vodka. How's Gerry? Heard the ambulance was called for him earlier.

[Weezy]

Or a hot chocolate....I would quite like a large hot chocolate with loads of cream and marshmallows right now...can I get one here? :P

[black dog]

Or a hot chocolate....I would quite like a large hot chocolate with loads of cream and marshmallows right now...can I get one here? :P

That sounds really nice. Could I change my mind and have a hot chocolate too.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

cider, pak of crisps, jukebox on please

[LostSoul]

*just woke up*

Where am I? 8O
Who am I? 8O
I'm thirsty! 8O

[AndyK]

*just woke up*

Where am I? 8O
Who am I? 8O
I'm thirsty! 8O

Those first thoughts of the day are completelyin the wrong order......

they should be....

I'm thirsty?
Where am I?
Who am I?
and occasionally ollowed by...
who's this nxt to me? :lmao:

[black dog]

It's alright Lost Soul. Just sit down quietly and hopefully you'll remember who you are soon.

What would you like to drink?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

can I have a strongbow, pak crisps & more change please

hear Heli part time now - she's been banned from coming out to play after 9pm - who's going to serve



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[LostSoul]

May I have a glass of water and something for my headache?

[LostSoul]

*just woke up*

Where am I? 8O
Who am I? 8O
I'm thirsty! 8O

Those first thoughts of the day are completelyin the wrong order......

they should be....

I'm thirsty?
Where am I?
Who am I?
and occasionally ollowed by...
who's this nxt to me? :lmao:
Where's the this supposed to be next to me would be more suitable to ask for!!!??? 8O

[black dog]

May I have a glass of water and something for my headache?

Here's a glass of water and a couple of paracetamol. Hope that helps

[LostSoul]

Here's a glass of water and a couple of paracetamol. Hope that helps
Thanx BD. :)

[black dog]

No problem Lost Soul.

I'm just going to help myself to a round of drinks for the chatroom.

*leaves money on bar*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

a crate of cider please

[Rob The Badger]

A coke. . .

[black dog]

A Bacardi Breezer please

[Testify]

bud please :D

[airhead]

*puts down pay phone*

Everyone, Gerry's ok!

He's a little unconsious and the poor sod had to share his ambulance with a woman in labour but he is over the worst! he'll be back soon enough!

Yuppers heard about heli's ban...

Eddie!

[black dog]

Good news that Gerry's okay. Did he have to help with the birth?

What's this about Heli? I haven't heard anything about that.

Could we have a round of drinks in the chatroom please

[airhead]

Noooo!!!!! he was blooming unconsious! Still is!

Heli ain't aloud on the internet for after nine!

here ya go, a crate of bacardi!

[mariella]

...if it is not too much trouble, after this evening I could really do with a glas of nice Red wine 8O
8)

xxx

Mariella
...anyone still here - or can I just leave the money on the bar? :lol:

[airhead]

Me the cleaner can get your red wine!

*hands over glass of red wine*

Here hun!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA crawls out of the chatroom - staggers aross the pub**

grabs another cider or 3

goes back to B'B

[black dog]

Noooo!!!!! he was blooming unconsious! Still is!

Heli ain't aloud on the internet for after nine!

here ya go, a crate of bacardi!

Oh poor Heli. She's going to miss it.

Thanks for the Bacardi

[mariella]

Oh - thank you so much! I really needed that drink after having my son's 13th birthday-party - and I can throw a party, believe me ...tired now! ...but happy :bunny: (I clean in real-life hope, so I do hope you don't mind me Not doing it here - Will help out if you really need me :lol: )...Good at It...Among Other things 8)

...after finishing this I will have to go to sleep - work in the morning...

See some of you soon - some of you even sooner...
:lol:

xxx

Mariella

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA staggers into B'B & trys every door - finds right one**

puts bottles of cider borrowed from pub on table

nips to bthroom

comes back - picks up 1st bottle - switches on tv - watches wrestling

[black dog]

See you soon Mariella. Glad your sons party went well

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA wakes up, hears birds singing, got a bit of a head - rolls over and goes back to sleep**

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[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA wakes up - head cleared**

Goes and has a shower - makes a cuppa tea and sets laptop up for work

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Puts Meat CD on and gets to work

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[airhead]

Good morning hun! What do you want for breakfast? The full english or our vegetarian choice?

[airhead]

Noooo!!!!! he was blooming unconsious! Still is!

Heli ain't aloud on the internet for after nine!

here ya go, a crate of bacardi!

Oh poor Heli. She's going to miss it.

Thanks for the Bacardi

miss what? (sorry pretty clueless)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well i've decorated the pub with shamrocks and leprichans, added green food dye to all the drinks, and booked an Irish band for tonight.
Rock on Paddy's Day :mrgreen:

*Walks round whistling The Star Of The County Down*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

I'll bring me mates then

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[black dog]

Noooo!!!!! he was blooming unconsious! Still is!

Heli ain't aloud on the internet for after nine!

here ya go, a crate of bacardi!

Oh poor Heli. She's going to miss it.

Thanks for the Bacardi

miss what? (sorry pretty clueless)

Re-read my answer which wasn't very clear. Meant the website

[airhead]

I'm wearing my green!

*Sings on microphone in best irish accent (which i've been told is pretty good!)*

Dublins a city
where the girs are so petty
I first set my eyes on
sweet molly malone
as she wheeled her wheelbarrow
through the streets
broad and narrow
Crying cockles and mussels
alive alive o

Alive alive o-o
alive alive o-o
crying cockles and mussels
alive alive o

Thank you thank you!

[airhead]

*Gobbles down a pint of guiness*

Keep them coming my good man!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: *Mouse sings to the tune of If Your Isish Come Into The Parlour*.

If your a Meat fan, come into The Bell - fry
There's a welcome here for you.
If your name is Dottie Chris or R.
As long as your a Meat head there a pint upon the bar.
There's a juke box.
With every al - bum.
And rare track Meat has made.
There's beer and spirits and assorted bar snacks.
You can dance on the tables or just relax.
If your a Meat fan this is the place to be.

Applause please? :mrgreen:

[Bren]

:lol: nice one Mousie

Bren

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: *Mouse grins broadly :mrgreen: *
Thanks Bren.Here, have a pint of Guinness (dyed green of corse :wink: )

[Bren]

:D Why thankyou Mousie
......green guiness :roll: .....interesting :lol:

Bren

[airhead]

hmmmm..... mines just black, green and white...

[Heli]

I hope you all have a fun night!! Save me some green booze, because I've never really seen it before!! :cry:

It's ashame i can't stay to partay with you all!! :cry: :cry: but dont worry i'll be back behind then bar on friday!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[airhead]

Right everything is green i've just finished pinning up shamrocks etc so yay!

And green food on menu tonight!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Hi hun

I fancy a pizza with ham, pineapple & onion please

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not sure about it being green thou 8O

about 7.30pm would be great thanks

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA sneaks heli some green booze ? what - it all looks the same**

Can I have a cider please - green of course 8O http://techhelpers.net/e4u/drink/trink02.gif

[airhead]

oooh i must be psycic!

Here hun! I promise that theres no green on it! *crosses fingers and prays that she won't notice the green cheese in the crust*

[airhead]

Oh yum have been *hic* drinking guiness all day. I won't get pissed today because of the last two days i have learnt my lesson...

[Gez]

Does this mean we can tell Irish Jokes (No Offence intended). e.g.

What you do if an Irishman throws as Granade at you????

Take the pin out and throw it back :D

[Testify]

as much bud as ya got please.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

one of these please




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[DIZZY DRUMMER]

How about abit of dance

please clear the dance floor



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[mariella]

Wow...This seems like a Great Party to me - can I have a green-drink too, please?

too bad, I haven't got a clue What it is you are all celebrating - but I sure Love to Party :bunny:

xxx

Mariella
...good to see you all in such a good mood, specially on this day!

[LostSoul]

It's my day too! :))

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

marielle

its st patricks day



everything irish

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: *Mouse sings*
Her eyes they shon like diamonds.
You'd think she was queen of the land.
And her hair it hung over her shoulder.
Tied up with a black velvet band.

*Hic* :mrgreen:

[mariella]

Thank you for explaining *listening to The Dubliners (which I went to see many, many times here in Holland!!!) for a while - to Feel this :lol: *... after that Back to Testify, anyway - A Day Worth Celebrating...Yahoo! :bunny:

xxx

Mariella
...who would Want to be here All Night Long - but Cannot :?

Edit...just noticed i put a :? where I should have put a :bunny: ...HAD to fix THAT! :lol: 8)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Someone mention the Dubliners? 8)
*Mouse jumps on stage and sings with the band*
Might have been the whiskey.
Might have been the gin.
Might have been the three or four six packs I don't know but look at the mess i'm in.
My head feels like a football.
I think i'm gonna die.
Tell me me oh me oh my.
Wasn't that a party :mrgreen:

By the way, is anyone waiting to be served?

[mariella]

...please just tell me What it is I am drinking, Neil...tastes Good though!

I think Meat would want us all to have this 'double-celebration' in here tonight!

xxx

Mariella

[LostSoul]

:twisted: Someone mention the Dubliners? 8)
*Mouse jumps on stage and sings with the band*
Might have been the whiskey.
Might have been the gin.
Might have been the three or four six packs I don't know but look at the mess i'm in.
My head feels like a football.
I think i'm gonna die.
Tell me me oh me oh my.
Wasn't that a party :mrgreen:

By the way, is anyone waiting to be served?

Wooowooowooowooo!! *Waving her green hankie* :))

[mariella]

:twisted: Someone mention the Dubliners? 8)
*Mouse jumps on stage and sings with the band*
Might have been the whiskey.
Might have been the gin.
Might have been the three or four six packs I don't know but look at the mess i'm in.
My head feels like a football.
I think i'm gonna die.
Tell me me oh me oh my.
Wasn't that a party :mrgreen:

By the way, is anyone waiting to be served?

Wooowooowooowooo!! *Waving her green hankie* :))
Patricia-girl..you Sure Know How To Party :bunny:

xxx

Mariella

[LostSoul]

My first word was: party! 8)

[Chris]

Just got in from the St Patricks Night drinking fest!!

Managed to get the entire pub singing along to the karaoke, singing
"If this is the last kiss".

Come back here and just read all the NZ reviews etc.

So as the tour is now over, methinks a drunken final song is in order

Where do we go from here?
Where do we go from here?
The battle's done,
And we kind of won
So we sound our victory cheer

Where do we go from here?
Why is the path unclear?
When we know home is near
Understand
We'll go hand in hand
But we'll walk alone in fear

Tell me
Where do we go from here?
When does the end appear?
When do the trumpets cheer?
The curtains close
On a kiss god knows
We can tell the end is near
Where do we go from here........

[Weezy]

Good St Paddy's Day party in here last nite? 8)

[airhead]

*wakes up...*

How much guiness did i drink...

It's all coming back to me on what i did...

The sucking on the guiness tap...

The bad dancing...

The stupid singing...

The drunken snog... (Who it was i do not know)

The conga dance outside...

WHAT A PARTY!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, about the snog, if the person can remember come foreward please...?

[black dog]

I can't believe I missed such a fabulous party. Glad you all had such a great time but is there any guinness left?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: There's always Guinness :mrgreen:
By the way Mariella, the drink I was serving last night was a pint of Guinness (dyed green with food colouring) with a double Bushmills Irish Whiskey thrown in 8)

[Heli]

Hey Guys!!!!!

Woah what a blooming tip it is in here!!! I guess you all had a good time last night then?! :cry:

Well anyway, I'll start off by cleaning the kitchen!! Anyone want any food?

[airhead]

Heli!

*reaches in pocket and brings out a couple of guiness bottles*

Come on lets share and I'll clean the kitchen and the pub!

[Heli]

Heli!

*reaches in pocket and brings out a couple of guiness bottles*

Come on lets share and I'll clean the kitchen and the pub!

I know, you keep the beers, i'll grab a apple juice and i'll clean the kitchen while you clean the pub!! :wink:

[airhead]

Deal!

*starts scrubbing the pub madly*

[Heli]

Deal!

*starts scrubbing the pub madly*

Hee Hee, I thought you might like that!!

[airhead]

Cleaning that kitchens a nightmare love! Enjoying yourself out there!? :lol:

[airhead]

Noones applied. Well, i'll just have to run this place by myself!

[Heli]

Cleaning that kitchens a nightmare love! Enjoying yourself out there!? :lol:

I like cleaning Kitchens!! It's fun!! :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA walks in and is blindled by how bright & fresh this place is**

Has it been revamped ???

hiya - any one there - can I have a BUD please

**FA goes across to jukebox & puts on "Bed of Roses" by Bon Jovi

[Heli]

**FA walks in and is blindled by how bright & fresh this place is**

Has it been revamped ???

hiya - any one there - can I have a BUD please

**FA goes across to jukebox & puts on "Bed of Roses" by Bon Jovi

I'm here Aunty Sharon!!:mrgreen:

Here's your Bud!!!

Do you want anything else?

[Testify]

anyone doin meals tonite?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Not yet niece,

looks like the rabbits are behaving now - garden looks better - I checked on them earlier


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[Heli]

anyone doin meals tonite?

You can help youself if you want! i have to go now!! Gottalot to do!! :wink:

[Testify]

nice one!!!

<runs to get ice-cream>

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA grabs a cider & packet of nuts**

goes back to jukebox & puts on "Blind before I stop"

Sits back down & checks out Testify with the ice - cream

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[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA is bored now - grabs a handful of bottles and crisps**

Goes back to B/B to watch tv


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[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: *Landlord pulls himself a pint*
Anyone need serving?

[Chris]

Guiness ColdFlow please landlord!!!

And not one like we were on last night!! If you get a pint of guiness and a shot glass of Baileys, Take a swig of guiness so the pint doesn't overflow, drop the baileys in (glass and all) and down it as fast as possible before the bailey's curdles in the guiness!!!

BTW, i have been told i set a new pub record last night for downing a pint of guiness in under 20 seconds!!

[Lizziebaby]

Hi, I'm kind of new and a bit shy.. could I have a vodka and coke please?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

airhead, sorry no-one has applied.

I will be as undemanding as can be at the moment.

*FA gets key and trots off to room**

puts tv on & watches wrestling - opens a bottle of cider & relaxes on bed

[tukayaway]

Cider and wrestling? Now there's an angel after my own heart!

[AndyK]

Chris your Guinness should have settled by now, I'll just top it up :D

and one V&C for the newcomer.. welcome :D

[CarolM]

can i have an ovaltine please :zzz: to help me sleep nite all. :wink:

[AndyK]

want a shot of anything in it? ;)

[Caz]

Hot Choccie .... with loads of marshmallows floating in it .... any chance??? :lol:

[AndyK]

You'll be lucky at this time of night... the kitchens that way though ;)

[Caz]

Okay ..... no problem

*picks her way gently over pile of sleeping bodies on floor and heads to kitchen to make her own hot choccie* :zzz:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA stretches, has a shower, cuppa tea then puts on khakis - to go to work**

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Will have to take tank & metal hat to work today as S**t will be flying & blood will be spilt - not mine I hassen to add


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[Weezy]

I need a good strong coffee...i'm only just up :zzz:

[black dog]

Could I have a hot chocolate, please

[Heli]

Hey all, I'm on!! What does everyone want??

[Bren]

The Bat flies in timidly, but the place seems deserted.....

[black dog]

Could I have a vodka and coke please

[Heli]

Could I have a vodka and coke please

Coming right up hun!! Do you want anything with that i.e. ice or a little umbrella etc etc??

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli

can have a cider and packet of crisps please

(cheese & onion)

[black dog]

Could I have a vodka and coke please

Coming right up hun!! Do you want anything with that i.e. ice or a little umbrella etc etc??

You always do the little extras Heli. Could I have an umbrella please.

Nice to see you here tonight

[Caz]

Bottle of Southern, bottle of Diet Coke, one straw and a comfy corner ..... I'm on holiday till next thursday from work :D :D

[black dog]

Have a great break from work Caz

[Testify]

bud please :)

[Heli]

So thats:

Vodka and Coke w/ umbrella for Black Dog

Cider and Packet of Cheese and Onion Crisps for Sharon! Do you want anything with your drink?

And Bottle of Southern, bottle of Diet Coke, one straw and a comfy corner fo Caz!!

Hope you all enjoy!! It's good to be back behind the bar again, doing what I do best!!

[saddam]

http://www.nubo.ru/pavel_egorov/world/dsa0101.jpg Please :D

[Caz]

Thanks Black Dog, I'm planning to as this is my last holiday till I hit Devon in June :lol: :lol:

*Has a really good friend from online stays in Exmouth, so off down there for two weeks to cause havoc, chaos and mayhem yet again* :lmao: :bunny:

[black dog]

Thanks Black Dog, I'm planning to as this is my last holiday till I hit Devon in June :lol: :lol:

*Has a really good friend from online stays in Exmouth, so off down there for two weeks to cause havoc, chaos and mayhem yet again* :lmao: :bunny:

I'll have to keep clear of Devon then. :twisted:

Just stick to good old Cornwall :lol:

[Heli]

Hey Saddam!!! You found us then!! Do you want a pint of stella??? :wink: :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli love

another cider pleser

**FA trips over chair - but no one saw**

WHERE'S EVERYONE - PUTS "SURFS UP" ON JUKERBOX

[black dog]

Heli love

another cider pleser

**FA trips over chair - but no one saw**

WHERE'S EVERYONE - PUTS "SURFS UP" ON JUKERBOX

:lol: I saw you :lol:

[Caz]

Very funny Black Dog .... although I think you will be safe in Cornwall. Mind you, last year I had to be restrained from running out of a pub we were in late one night to chase after some policemen who were going into KFC Shop across from it and yelling 'can i play with your extendable truncheon please' :oops: :oops:

[Heli]

bud please :)


Oh sorry I didnt see you there!! You get an extra one now!!

Another cider for you Sharon!! Do you have anyone picking you up later or do you want sleep in tonight, becuase you are not going home drunk!! It's tooo risky!!

[black dog]

You're coming a long way for a holiday. But it is beautiful down here. I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.

[Caz]

I know it's lovely. We stayed at Devon Cliffs last year, which is like a five minute drive from my friend. Weather was beautiful so we're hoping for same again this year.

We drove down overnight last year, so I think we are going to do the same again, although not sure. 10hr drive going down as we took our time, but we got back home in 8hrs.

If I had to live anywhere but Scotland, and had to choose somewhere in England, I reckon it would definitely be that area :D

*goes back to comfy corner and settles down*

[Testify]

bud please :)


Oh sorry I didnt see you there!! You get an extra one now!!



wicked! :D