Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)

[CarolM]

ok drinks are on me for the next 20 mins ok guys. :wink:

[Jen]

...did I see Bud round here? :D

[Testify]

...did I see Bud round here? :D



*grabs buds n runs*


nah ya didnt J

[black dog]

Could I have a pineapple breezer please Carol.

thanks

[Caz]

Another bottle of Southern for me just incase i run out you understand :lol: :lol:

[Jen]

*grabs buds n runs*

nah ya didnt J

Hmmm... any chance there's some more Bud around here then?

[airhead]

Important!

*stands on chair and bangs southern comfort bottle on bar*

Now come foreward! On Paddy's day i drunkenly snogged one of you! Come on don't be shy! Who was it?

[CarolM]

here you go bd and caz, :D dont forget im gettin them in till 10.47, :lol: then offer ends guys fill your boots. :wink: *cheers all*

[black dog]

Thank you Carol

[Caz]

Oi :( no banging southern bottles on the bar unless they are empty :evil:

Thanks Carol, greatly appreciated *hic*

*sits happily in comfy corner*

[airhead]

Quiet here isn't it?

Well i'm sure more customers will come!

[CarolM]

think ill put not a dry eye on the jukey, :D while i drink my breezers. :wink: just chill here for a while. 8)

[Caz]

Oh no :cry: <sniffs> not that song <sobs> :cry: don't know why but it always makes me want to cry :cry: :cry:

[Caz]

Can I have a room or a corner please *collapses on floor clutching half drunk bottle of Southern* :cry:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA comes into foyer and steps over Caz & bottle - which is now split all over carpet**

**FA goes into kitchen and puts on the coffee, mops up mess, gives Caz a blanket **

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[Heli]

Morning All!! How is everyone??

*Heli puts Not a Dry Eye on the jukey*

Well I missed it last night and i love that song!! :wink:

Anyone want any brekkie?

[CarolM]

yeah thanks Heli, :D bacon butty with plenty of brown sauce please. :wink:

[Heli]

yeah thanks Heli, :D bacon butty with plenty of brown sauce please. :wink:

One bacon Butty coming right up!!!

Here you are hun!!! I've put some brown sauce on but he's the bottle just incase its not enough!! :wink: :wink:

[CarolM]

thanx heli hun. :wink:

[black dog]

Hi Everyone. Could I have a coke please. I'll keep the hard stuff for later

[CarolM]

there you go bd :D *cheers*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

can i have a small brandy please

very windy here and the fench just blown down, not only that but some wood with a nail in it flew at me head and I now got a cut above my eye and the makings of a black eye OUCH !!!!!! http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/evil/1126.gif

[airhead]

FA, gives a hand!

*Picks up a sleeping caz and drags her up the stairs to a room*

*places caz on the bed and pulls a blanket over her and shuts the door quietly*

FA, don't clear it up, I'll do it! :wink:

[Rob The Badger]

*builds a conservatory*
Mwahahahaha!

[airhead]

Rob!!!!!

I hope your paying for that!

I even reserved a room for yours and helis honeymoon!

[Rob The Badger]

Nope.
*hands airheddie the bill.*

[Heli]

can i have a small brandy please

very windy here and the fench just blown down, not only that but some wood with a nail in it flew at me head and I now got a cut above my eye and the makings of a black eye OUCH !!!!!! http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/evil/1126.gif

Aww Hun!! You are in the wars this month arn't you!!!

Here you are, Small Brandy!

Do you want anything else?

[airhead]

Ahem.

Heli, come and get Rob to pay for this conservitory! Your gonna make me skint! I'm hardly making much money now!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli

yes - it ain't my month is it :cry:

and I'm 40 next saturday - hows my b'day arrangements going

could do with a bl**dy good do :wink:

[Heli]

Heli

yes - it ain't my month is it :cry:

and I'm 40 next saturday - hows my b'day arrangements going

could do with a bl**dy good do :wink:

Well if you can get the comp to yourself next saturday then you won't regret anysecond of it!! It's gonna be so much fun!! I just need to make sure who will stay online then!!

[airhead]

Yup, i'm decorating the place!

[Rob The Badger]

Well I make my money by building cyber-conservatories that nobody wants and charging them extortionate prices for them! :D

[Rob The Badger]

*builds a conservatory*
Mwahahaha!

[airhead]

*grumbles and hands rob a bouncy virtual check*

[airhead]

HES OFF AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! HELI!!!!!!!!!! TELL YOUR DEAREST TO LEAVE THE CONSERVATORIES ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rob The Badger]

I shall never stop! <insert prefered type of moniacal laughter here>

[Heli]

Well it is a rather nice Conservatory!!! Eddie, we can sit in there and drink apple juice during the summer!!!

As you were Rob! :wink:

[airhead]

I suppose. :?

He's attacked the b and b though!

[Heli]

I suppose. :?

He's attacked the b and b though!

Hey *holds hands up* Thats your joint sweety!! :wink: :wink:
This is Neils, he can tell Rob off if he wants to?!!


So what can I get you to drink??

[airhead]

I know, i know!!!!!! Oh god my poor vitual till! It's empty!!!!!

Hmm, some apple juice please! yum yum yummy!

[Heli]

I know, i know!!!!!! Oh god my poor vitual till! It's empty!!!!!

Hmm, some apple juice please! yum yum yummy!

Here you are sweetie!! Do you want anything with it??

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well I was worried about planning permision issues, but we can get round that by saying that it's not a consevatory, it's a very fancy shed :wink:
Personally i'm very happy :D .This has put a few grand on the value of the pub :mrgreen:

[Heli]

We havn't got any money left!! I spent it all on mine and Robs wedding dress and flowers!!

[Heli]

:twisted: Well I was worried about planning permision issues, but we can get round that by saying that it's not a consevatory, it's a very fancy shed :wink:
Personally i'm very happy :D .This has put a few grand on the value of the pub :mrgreen:

And also, it means more room for Sharons big party that you and Carol are performing for!!! You do remember that you are entertaining for us on saturday!! :lol:

[airhead]

Ok ok, i'll let you stay here for free as we are friends for your honeymoon, but i havn't much money either!

*opens till to show an IOU, a fiver and a penny*

[Heli]

Well I know, why don't you get a loan from the bank?? It would make more sense?!! :wink:

[airhead]

Oh yeah!

*wanders over to virtual bank and virtually gets handed a virtual loan*

There ya go Rob! It will come in handy i suppose, but i can only pay a pound. I only borrowed a fiver!

[Rob The Badger]

We havn't got any money left!! I spent it all on mine and Robs wedding dress and flowers!!

I'm having a dress!? 8O

[Heli]

We havn't got any money left!! I spent it all on mine and Robs wedding dress and flowers!!

I'm having a dress!? 8O

NOW YOU TELL ME!!!!! :evil:

*starts look for reciepts!!* :roll: :roll: :roll:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Badger wrote:

I'm having a dress!?

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Now that I gotta see http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/happy/799.gif

anyway - just got off the virtual phone

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with "you know who" & he is happy to invest in the B/B & pay for the conservatory - wants a room especially for himself though when he comes to stay.

Need to extend the garden as he will be bringing his dog too

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[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli

We said the party's on Sunday - I'm out dining with friends on Saturday

8O :roll: :roll:

[Heli]

Badger wrote:

I'm having a dress!?

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Now that I gotta see http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/happy/799.gif



You might have to if i dont find the virtual receipt!!! :lol:



anyway - just got off the virtual phone

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with "you know who" & he is happy to invest in the B/B & pay for the conservatory - wants a room especially for himself though when he comes to stay.

Need to extend the garden as he will be bringing his dog too

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I didn't know he had a dog!!!!

[Heli]

Heli

We said the party's on Sunday - I'm out dining with friends on Saturday

8O :roll: :roll:

Oh sorry!! :oops: My mistake!!

Right everything i said upthere but just on a sunday!! :lol: :lol:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli

ya it's this one

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[Heli]

Heli

ya it's this one

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Awwww so cute!! I don't think Scrabble will be very happy?!!

Thats a point????!!! Where is Andy?? :cry: I havnt spoken to him in ages!!! :cry:

[Jen]

...any coke round 'ere folks?

[Heli]

...any coke round 'ere folks?

Of course there is!! Do you want some??

[Jen]

...if you don't mind... lots please :P

[Heli]

...if you don't mind... lots please :P

Of course not!! Do you want ice aswell??

[Jen]

...pass thanks... the ice just takes up space where more coke can go :lol:

[Heli]

...pass thanks... the ice just takes up space where more coke can go :lol:

Heeheehee :wink:

Here you go!! *passes large full glass full of coke*

[Jen]

Hehe cool, cheers! :D

...should last a few mins me thinks

[CarolM]

ill have a double vodka and coke please with ice, :D i see the mouses are performing here a week on sunday cool, 8) hope you can all make it :wink:

[Testify]

Hehe cool, cheers! :D

...should last a few mins me thinks

u not want anythin stronger?

i'll have a bud please :D

[Jen]

u not want anythin stronger?

i'll have a bud please :D

...well I do now :p

Bud please... lots of :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

can i have a bud pleez

[airhead]

Cor, CUSTOMERS!!!!!!!

You know who? Whos that? (me being stupid)

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

airhead - you live up to your name :roll:

the big man - you can't tear him down :wink:

[black dog]

Could I have a pineapple bacardi breezer please.

[airhead]

I know!

The big man might be staying here? Oh my god, everyone! Battle stations! I need all the help i can get to make this place spotless! I want to eat off this floor!

*grabs mop and zooms around the whole b and b*

*grabs dusters and dusts every single speck of dust*

[black dog]

Anything I can do to help Eddie

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

airhead

calm down - he's not coming yet - he'll let us know in plenty of time

[Testify]

u not want anythin stronger?

i'll have a bud please :D

...well I do now :p

Bud please... lots of :D

hehe

more bud ova here please :D

[Heli]

a double vodka and coke with ice for Carol

A bud for T

And a Bud for Jen

And a Bud for Sharon

And a Pineapple Becardi for BD!!!!

anything else??

[black dog]

Oh. I thought he might be here any minute.

[black dog]

Could I have a packet of sour cream pringles as well please

[Testify]

got any ice-cream?

[Heli]

Hey, I'll be cook for you if you want!! I just want my own small little bedroom tho in the basement please with a lock on the door and a little door bell for anyone who wants food during the night!! :lol:

[black dog]

Hey, I'll be cook for you if you want!! I just want my own small little bedroom tho in the basement please with a lock on the door and a little door bell for anyone who wants food during the night!! :lol:

You'll find the bell ringing at all hours as everyone leaves the Bat and Belfry and meanders homewards :lol:

[Heli]

A tube of sour cream pringles for you!!

And yes we do have ice cream! go help yourself if you want, you knwo where it is!! :wink:

[Jen]

Cheers H! :wink:

...how bout some more Bud huh? :P

*leaves a virtual tip for Heli*

[black dog]

Thanks Heli. Would anyone like a drink?

[Testify]

A tube of sour cream pringles for you!!

And yes we do have ice cream! go help yourself if you want, you knwo where it is!! :wink:

nice one....

*goes to freezer.....* anyone else want some while im here??

[Heli]

Cheers H! :wink:

...how bout some more Bud huh? :P

*leaves a virtual tip for Heli*

Here you are Jen!!!

Thanx for the tip

*Heli's virtually grateful*
heehee

[Heli]

Thanks Heli. Would anyone like a drink?

I wouldn't say no to an apple juice!! :lol:

[black dog]

Could I have a "pretend" cider for Heli please

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Cider.The original alco-pop :mrgreen:
Think i'll have a pint myself :D

[Heli]

Could I have a "pretend" cider for Heli please

Heehee *Heli looks all important and mature*

[black dog]

Could I have a round of drinks for the chatroom please

[Heli]

Hey, I'll be cook for you if you want!! I just want my own small little bedroom tho in the basement please with a lock on the door and a little door bell for anyone who wants food during the night!! :lol:

You'll find the bell ringing at all hours as everyone leaves the Bat and Belfry and meanders homewards :lol:

You've just givern me a great idea!!!!!

I'm going to build a tunnle underground so it connects me with the bat and the b&b!!!

I'll have like my own little apartmnt in between so i'm half way!!! :lol: :lol:

[black dog]

You'll be 'halfway to paradise' then. Pub one end. B&B the other

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

heli wrote:

I'm going to build a tunnle underground so it connects me with the bat and the b&b!!!

watch out for the rabbits :twisted:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

No one serviing ???

**FA helps herself to a bud**

gets on table and starts singing "A kiss is a terrible thing to waste"

[black dog]

If no-ones serving I'll help myself to another breezer

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA gets off table - grabs another 3 buds and staggers out to B/B**

Turns lights off on way out

[Testify]

bud please, unless its all gone...

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA walks - no staggers into B/B and finds room**

puts on tv and falls on bed - opens bud & watches 100 greatest films

[CarolM]

drink away guys, :D bottle of southern i think. :wink: *puts lights back on* thanx fa matey for switching the lights off, :wink: were still serving. :D

[Caz]

*Staggers in from works night out* .... Bacardi *hic* breezer, orange one pleaseeeeeeee *hic* *burp* - scuse me

[Testify]

any buds????

[CarolM]

there you go caz, :D buds for T. :wink:

[Caz]

Thanks Carol *hic* *burp*, scuse me, *staggers off to a corner*

[CarolM]

your most welcome hun*hic hic* :lmao:

[CarolM]

think ill stay here for the night, :D shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell mousie :wink: to drunk to go home, :oops: :( * comfy bed* too, nite all :zzz:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli wrote:

Awwww so cute!! I don't think Scrabble will be very happy?!!

Scrabble in pub garden - not B/B, anyway they might get along - although the big mans dog is abit hyper


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[Rob The Badger]

STOP!!!!





















































HAMMERTIME!! DOO DO DO DOO, DOO DOO. . .

[Heli]

:lmao:

doodo doodooddodooddododd dodooododdododdoo

[black dog]

doodo doodooddodooddododd dodooododdododdooIs Scooby Doo in here?

[CarolM]

OMG 8O is that the time, :roll: have to get back to mousie, :oops: see you all later ,thanks for a lovely stay. :wink:

[Chris]

Beer me please!

[Tamsin]

i think we should have tequilla slammers all round.....
and then run round a pole 10 times and have a race
to the door.......whoever gets there first and in one
peice is the winner!!
now go!!
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colleen

[Caz]

*runs, trips over chris's big feet and slams straight into pole - slumps on floor unconscious*

[airhead]

Thats ok carol, anytime!

Heli, your hired!!!! :wink:
I have a lovely lovely room for you, just overlooking the beer garden.

Everyone enjoy your stay! Who knows, one day i'll probably be able to get a ting bell for the reception! And a lovely plant dangling above!

Oh the big man might not be coming yet? I nearly had a heart attack tidying the place up! Phew... Tell him though dogs are very welcome. He'll enjoy it here one day, i hope...

[airhead]

*dials 999 for Caz*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA walks in & announces that there is an ambulance outside**

Has anyone called for one



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[Testify]

bud please...

[Caz]

It was for me .... don't worry ... i'm fine, just concussion .... for the next few posts paramedics say no sense i shall make :lol:

*staggers around dazedly, singing Bat Out of Hell backwards*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Paramedic comes in has a look at Caz - asks how it happened then puts on a stretcher



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[DIZZY DRUMMER]

can I have an orange juice please

[airhead]

Oi, testify, aren't you allowed bud?

*beckons to t, reaches under apron and pulls out a bud bottle*

*whispers* Testify, here you go. Drink it crefully so Mouse can't see ya

Orange for FA hun!

Caz, i'll see her soon in hospital. Thats the second time i've had to ring for an ambulance...

[Testify]

Oi, testify, aren't you allowed bud?

*beckons to t, reaches under apron and pulls out a bud bottle*

*whispers* Testify, here you go. Drink it crefully so Mouse can't see ya

Orange for FA hun!

Caz, i'll see her soon in hospital. Thats the second time i've had to ring for an ambulance...

ta hehe...*goes n sits in the corner*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA collects key & goes to bed**

In pain again :cry:

[black dog]

Hope you're still serving. I'm a bit later coming in tonight. Watched Scorpion King first.

Could I have a pineapple breezer please

[airhead]

**FA collects key & goes to bed**

In pain again :cry:

Pain hun? whats up? (I used to know a lot about medicene and the body you know)

[dottie]

6 tequilla slammers please - I need them :( talk about drink to quell your sorrows - men :!: :twisted:

[black dog]

As no-one's serving I'll get them for you dottie.

See you've achieved the 6,000 so I'll get them for you.

[airhead]

tsk, men.

*lines all slammers up*

make that twelve! Lets have a game. You have 6, i have six, and see who can drink them all in less than ten sconds!

before that, black dog we are serving one pineapple breezer.

ready dottie?

One... two... three...

GO!!!!

Starts downing slammers and ends at eight seconds

[CarolM]

OMG nothing to serious i hope 8O you guys kill me you know that :lmao:{i hope your ok sorry for laughing cant help it} been to a gig but still not drunk enough, :( so tia maria and coke please. :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA wakes up - still in pain, but has to go to work - gets ready**

airhead - got trapped/damaged ilioinguinal nerve in groin - ruddy painful/agony when it kicks in. :cry:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: *Mouse staggers in from the toilet, sees cider pump, runs back to toilet with hand over mouth* 8O

[Heli]

:twisted: *Mouse staggers in from the toilet, sees cider pump, runs back to toilet with hand over mouth* 8O

Are you alright in there Mousie hun???? I'll put a cloth over the pump if you want!!! I dont want my boss being ill! :?

[Caz]

Oh dear a hung over Mousie *rummages in bag for packets of resolve to cure the hangover* :)

[airhead]

ooooh, I bet that smarts hun. Here you are a paracetemol might help it. I know what it's like to have things that kick in, i have a weak foot that really hurts sometimes.

[airhead]

I know how you feel mousie! Heli'll tell you, this pub has seen my vomit two or three times!

*covers up cider pump with a duster*

Want a drink of water mousie or milk? I always find milk helps it.

[airhead]

Ah your back Caz. Enjoy the stay in hospital? Did you get my grapes?

[Heli]

Right what does everyone want for tea???


By the way we're having a meal here on sunday at 6 so if someone (Eddie) could tell everyone and make sure they understand B&B, Sunday, 6pm!!!! :lol: :lol:

[Rob The Badger]

*Sits and waits*.

[airhead]

Ok, then Heli! One big meal for as many people?

I'll post on the shoutbox and the bat and belfrey.

Ok then everyone,

B & B= BED AND BREAKFAST ;)

[Heli]

*Sits and waits*.

Hey Sweetie!! How are you today?!!

Do you want anything??

[airhead]

Hi rob! Heli, have a sit down! I'll gaurd the bar for a while!

Do you two lovebirds want anything?

[Heli]

Ok, then Heli! One big meal for as many people?

I'll post on the shoutbox and the bat and belfrey.

Ok then everyone,

B & B= BED AND BREAKFAST ;)

And tell everyone to buy Sharon a pressie/card!! It's her birthday dinner by the way!! :wink:

[airhead]

Ok then! I'll get a pressie too for her!

[Heli]

Hi rob! Heli, have a sit down! I'll gaurd the bar for a while!

Do you two lovebirds want anything?

It's ok Eddie! I need to keep busy!! :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Pint a strongbow please

sorry mouse http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck03.gif

hope you feel better soon mate

[airhead]

You sure hun?

*Stands on chair and rings a bell (makes a nice change from the southern comfort bottle)*

EVERYONE, OVER AT THE B AND B ON SUNDAY, 6 O CLOCK FOR A BIRTHDAY LUNCH!

THE B AND B IS THE BED AND BREAKFAST

I REPEAT, THE B AND B IS THE BED AND BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!

[Heli]

Pint a strongbow please

sorry mouse http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck03.gif

hope you feel better soon mate


One Strongbow coming up!!

Here you are sweetie!!

[airhead]

Poor mousie...

This pub has seen it's fair share of my vomit, hasn't it heli! How could you forget!

[Heli]

Poor mousie...

This pub has seen it's fair share of my vomit, hasn't it heli! How could you forget!

I would rather not recall it all thanxs!!

I dont feel too strong myself!! :(

[airhead]

oh yeah... Sorry heli! I'd rather forget it too...

[black dog]

Could I have a vodka please. Just been told I can't have the holiday dates I wanted :evil:

[black dog]

How's business going Eddie. It always seems busy here

[Caz]

Ah your back Caz. Enjoy the stay in hospital? Did you get my grapes?

Yep airhead I did thanks and very enjoyable and refreshing they were too :D

Hot choccie with marshmallows .... any chance of a mug??

[Weezy]

Hot choccie with marshmallows .... any chance of a mug??

I'll have some of that......any chance of a chocolate brownie to go with it....am in need of a chocolate fix![/quote]

[Loafy Meats]

I need a double Jack Daniels and Diet coke......... please

[Skeleton]

I´d like to have a Gintonic.

[Gez]

Pinta Stella please............and one for your good selve 8)

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA comes back after a nightmare day at work**

**Goes to room and bangs head against wall** BUMP THUMP BUMP

**Goes for a shower - try & relax**

spending nite in pub - got my andrews ready for tomorro morning.

[Gez]

**FA comes back after a nightmare day at work**

**Goes to room and bangs head against wall** BUMP THUMP BUMP

**Goes for a shower - try & relax**

spending nite in pub - got my andrews ready for tomorro morning.

Sounds as if a wee drink is needed there....and your in control(for now girl).
Watch those slammers 8O

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry wrote:

Sounds as if a wee drink is needed there....and your in control(for now girl).
Watch those slammers

Gerry - do not intend being in control for long - you buying? http://techhelpers.net/e4u/drink/trink22.gif

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

BUD please & keep um coming - on a mission http://techhelpers.net/e4u/drink/trink40.gif

[Testify]

can i have a bud 2 please :) ta

[black dog]

Could I have a double Baileys. A single ones not worth having.

[airhead]

How's business going Eddie. It always seems busy here

It's good now! It's finally taken off. For the frst four days it was so quiet and desolate but now now it's buzzing.

Whats wrong FA? I have a head banging wall here. I've used it several times, and it always helps. I'll join for the drink though!

[black dog]

Just come in for a quick celebration. Just realised that the The Loafers team have donated 103 days computer time. Think that's worth a drink.

Let's have champagne. Anybody else fancy some

[Caz]

*cough* *splutter* ... anyone got any cough medicine :??: :cry:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA crawls out from under seat and slopes off** :?

[black dog]

*BD Wakes up to find empty bottle of champagne next to her, then rushes to the toilet*

[black dog]

It's nice to hear business is going so well. I bet you'll be busy at the weekend with the big party. Could I book a room now so I won't be disappointed and actually have to try and crawl back home.

[The Flying Mouse]

*cough* *splutter* ... anyone got any cough medicine :??: :cry:

:twisted: Here, have a Jagermeister :D
Does the same thing, but has a much more pleaseing kick :mrgreen:

[Caz]

Thanks Flying Mouse *cough* *splutter* *sniff* :cry:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

airhead wrote:

Whats wrong FA? I have a head banging wall here. I've used it several times, and it always helps. I'll join for the drink though!

Just work airhead - but will remember the head banging wall for next time
By the way may be a dint in wall in my room now :oops:
No damage to my head thou :?

**FA lays on bed for a few minutes, before returning to work**

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Can I have a coffee plez

Need to keep myself awake - still at work til 5pm - I'll never make it

Heli help

**FA goes to corner and curls up on seat - just for a few minutes** :zzz:

[Heli]

Can I have a coffee plez

Need to keep myself awake - still at work til 5pm - I'll never make it

Heli help

**FA goes to corner and curls up on seat - just for a few minutes** :zzz:

Aww Sharon!!! Heres a strong cup of Joe!! Tell me when youv'e finished it and i'll go getcha some more!!

[black dog]

Hi All. how you feeling FA? Could I have a coffee please Heli

[Heli]

Hi All. how you feeling FA? Could I have a coffee please Heli

Yep, sure you can!! How do you want it??

[black dog]

Normal white coffee. Fortunately, not too fussy.

[Heli]

Normal white coffee. Fortunately, not too fussy.

Lol!

Here you are, white coffee!! I hope I've put enough milk in. I don't usually have much so i dont know how white everyone has it!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Think i'll have a pub lunch today :D
Steak & chips please :mrgreen:

[Heli]

:twisted: Think i'll have a pub lunch today :D
Steak & chips please :mrgreen:

Coming right up Neil!!!

Just waiting for the chips now!!


So how are you anyway??? No Mrs Mouse joining you??

[black dog]

Oh no the smell of steak and chips is making me hungry. Could I have a plate of chips too please Heli

[Heli]

Oh no the smell of steak and chips is making me hungry. Could I have a plate of chips too please Heli

Of course you can!!!

This blooming fryer takes forever!!

[Weezy]

Chips? Oh no....I'm on a diet......

Ah, what the hell.....steak and chips for me too :twisted:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I dare say Carol will be along for a bite to eat and a pint a little later :wink:

[black dog]

Thanks for the chips Heli. They are fabulous. Not good for my figure but what the heck.

[Heli]

:twisted: I dare say Carol will be along for a bite to eat and a pint a little later :wink:

Cool!


Right, ok, Steak and Chips for Neil!

Steak and Chips for Louise!!

And Chips for BD!!

Sauce is over there guys!! :wink:

Anything else??

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Thanks Heli :up:

[Heli]

No problem!! I'm going soon to the dentist!Could you hold the forts neil, until i'm back??

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: No worries :wink:
Good luck at the dentists :up:

[Heli]

:twisted: No worries :wink:
Good luck at the dentists :up:

Thanx!! :wink:

[airhead]

my pal desperate dan wants a cow pie Heli... Do you think you can cook one hun? Aunt aggies ill :lol:



(Yes, I have been reading the Dandy again)

[airhead]

*hands Black Dog the key*

It's a nice room. It's got a veiw of garden.

Don't worry FA, a dent in the walls nothing to what I did once!

(fist through a door once when extremely angry and frustrated)

[black dog]

Thanks for the room Eddie it's lovely.

[black dog]

Hope you got on ok at the dentist Heli.

Could I have a large vodka please

[Heli]

I only do my fave pies!! You'll have to go to the pie shop round the corner!!

Of course you can a have a large Vodka BD!!

My teeth hurt now! They tightened my brace!!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Don't know about the Cow Pie Airhead :roll:
You'll have to ask Heli to see if she has the recepie :wink:

One large vodka coming up BD :D

[KebLou]

I only do my fave pies!! You'll have to go to the pie shop round the corner!!

Of course you can a have a large Vodka BD!!

My teeth hurt now! They tightened my brace!!

I don't like going to the orthodontist, he hurts, can I have a coke and some chips please, don't know why but I feel like some chips.

[Heli]

I only do my fave pies!! You'll have to go to the pie shop round the corner!!

Of course you can a have a large Vodka BD!!

My teeth hurt now! They tightened my brace!!

I don't like going to the orthodontist, he hurts, can I have a coke and some chips please, don't know why but I feel like some chips.

Of course you can keb!! I think the fryers still on actually so they shouldn't be a minute!


SH!T THE FRYERS STILL ON!!!!!!!! 8O 8O 8O 8O :roll: :roll:


Oh few it's alright!!!

[Caz]

Okay where's the kettle :??: Gotta take more lemsip :cry:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA wakes up - did I sleep that long**

off to B/B have a shower

Can I have a bud when get back please

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA takes shower - aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr**

Gets ready to go out - feels better now

airhead - we all done that

[Testify]

pass a bud my way please :D

[Caz]

*passes testify a bud from the fridge*

*wanders over to corner n collapses on comfy seat and curls up*

[Testify]

ta v much :D

[Caz]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

someone wake me in the morning please thank ye kindly :lol:

[KebLou]

Caz, ou asked to be woken up in the morning, so I'm just giving you a wake up call. It's 7:48am, time to be up and getting a move on.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA wakes up - throws open the curtains & sings "Oh what a beautiful morning"**

Amazing what a good nights sleep can do for you

[black dog]

*BD Wakes up*

THese beds are lovely Eddie. I've had the best night sleep. I'll be recommending you to my friends

[Caz]

Cheers keb

*wakes up, looks at clock and realises i must have dozed off again ... dashes round like headless chicken* :roll:

[Heli]

Cheers keb

*wakes up, looks at clock and realises i must have dozed off again ... dashes round like headless chicken* :roll:

Do you want a coffee?? I'll start making breakfast then??

[Caz]

Coffee would be good ..... black, two sweetners but no breakfast, i'll grab something at work :oops:

[Heli]

Coffee would be good ..... black, two sweetners but no breakfast, i'll grab something at work :oops:

Ok here you go!! Black, w 2 sweetners!!

Have a nice day at work!!

[Heli]

you could of atleast say thank you before you left!!! :twisted: :twisted:

Tut!! Some people eh?!! :roll: :wink:

Ahhhh another quiet day in the Bat!!

I wonder if the band want to come in and have some brunch or soemthing! I bet they're starving!! I know I am!!

[black dog]

could I have a coffee please Heli

[Heli]

could I have a coffee please Heli

Of course you can! How do you want it??

[Heli]

I have finally reached the big 900!!! heeheehe!!!

[black dog]

White please. Congratulations on your 900th post

[Heli]

White please. Congratulations on your 900th post

I'm on your tail now girl!! I will catch up with you!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

remember:

Hell hounds on your trail!!!

[black dog]

White please. Congratulations on your 900th post

I'm on your tail now girl!! I will catch up with you!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

remember:

Hell hounds on your trail!!!

You're posting like a Bat Out Of Hell

[Heli]

White please. Congratulations on your 900th post

I'm on your tail now girl!! I will catch up with you!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

remember:

Hell hounds on your trail!!!

You're posting like a Bat Out Of Hell

That doesn't make sense!!

[airhead]

you could of atleast say thank you before you left!!! :twisted: :twisted:

Tut!! Some people eh?!! :roll: :wink:

Ahhhh another quiet day in the Bat!!

I wonder if the band want to come in and have some brunch or soemthing! I bet they're starving!! I know I am!!


What the bleeding hecks a brunch Heli? (please enlighten this poor little cockney/ essex girl who don't know this modern lingo) :roll:

[Weezy]

brunch is like breakfast and lunch together....it's what you have if you're a lazy lump like me and don't get out of bed til 11 or 11.30am!!! :lol:


Lou

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

hi folks

Drinks all round - all night

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[Heli]

hi folks

Drinks all round - all night

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Woohoo!!

So what will it be then?? :D :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

A BUD please & some nibbles

**FA gets on table and sings "AFL"



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[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Another BUD please - dry now


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[Heli]

A BUD please & some nibbles

**FA gets on table and sings "AFL"



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Coming right up!!!

Heres your bud hun and i won't be a minute with your nibbles i just need to find the big bowls to stick em in!!



*places large bowls full of nibbles around the room*

[airhead]

*sniffle*


I want my nan and grandad more than ever tonight.... :cry:

[Caz]

*sniffs* *sneezes*

Couple of Orange Breezers for medicinal purposes you understand :lmao:
:lmao: :lmao:

[RSG]

bad week, wut do u reccomend? i m really sick :(

[KebLou]

Hi,
Can I stay here for the next three weeks please it easter hols so need somewhere new to be, Oh can I have the Meat sheets to, no wake up calls and if anyone asks no one by my name is here ok, its time for some serious revision.

[KebLou]

Hi,
Can I stay here for the next three weeks please it easter hols so need somewhere new to be, Oh can I have the Meat sheets to, no wake up calls and if anyone asks no one by my name is here ok, its time for some serious revision.
Thanks,

[Caz]

Anything alcoholic RSG ..... how about a bottle of southern comfort and a straw :lol:

[KebLou]

Anyone who wants a wake up call, here it is. Sorry if its a bit late but its the best i can do.

[Caz]

Okay .... i hereby nominate Keb as the Forums official alarm clock :zzz: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Heli]

Morning all!! Does anyone want any brunch??

[Caz]

Nope, no brunch .... but black coffee would be good please Heli, two sweetners in it :lol:

[Heli]

Nope, no brunch .... but black coffee would be good please Heli, two sweetners in it :lol:


Coming right up!!

Here you go, Black two sweeteners! :wink:

[Caz]

Cheers Heli ...... ahhhhh just how i like it .... hot n black :lmao: *sits in comfiest chair sipping coffee with feet up on the table*

[Heli]

I'm soooo tired!!

[Caz]

I'm soooo tired!!

Told you girl ... it's all this postwhoring that's making you tired :lmao:

*creeps ever closer to 400*

[Weezy]

Does anyone want any brunch??

I do!! It's 11.30am and I'm only just up.......... :D So brunch it is!

[Heli]

I'm soooo tired!!

Told you girl ... it's all this postwhoring that's making you tired :lmao:

*creeps ever closer to 400*

No you don't missy

*grabs collar and drag her back to 100*

No its this gettin up early going to bed at 10.30 larky thats making me tired!!

[Caz]

Does anyone want any brunch??

I do!! It's 11.30am and I'm only just up.......... :D So brunch it is!

Lazy Weezy .... i been up since 8.30am but then again i had to take hubby and son to Airport :lmao:

[Heli]

Does anyone want any brunch??

I do!! It's 11.30am and I'm only just up.......... :D So brunch it is!

What do you want hun?? I have loads of fresh croissants and loads of bagles, or i can whip up anything you want?? :wink:

[Weezy]

What do you want hun?? I have loads of fresh croissants and loads of bagles, or i can whip up anything you want?? :wink:

An Ulster Fry would be nice.............. :D

[Caz]

I'm soooo tired!!

Told you girl ... it's all this postwhoring that's making you tired :lmao:

*creeps ever closer to 400*

No you don't missy

*grabs collar and drag her back to 100*

No its this gettin up early going to bed at 10.30 larky thats making me tired!!

Noooooo no dragging me back :(
*makes mental note to ask R to put Heli's post count back to zero* :lmao: :twisted: :evil:

[Heli]

What do you want hun?? I have loads of fresh croissants and loads of bagles, or i can whip up anything you want?? :wink:

An Ulster Fry would be nice.............. :D



Coming right up!!!

*Hands over Ulster Fry*

Be careful, it's hot!!

Do you want anything else??

[Weezy]

Coming right up!!!

*Hands over Ulster Fry*

Be careful, it's hot!!

Do you want anything else??

Some ketchup!!!! :P

[Caz]

actually could i have a tuna mayo roll plz if it's not too much trouble :D

[black dog]

Could I have a tuna salad please Heli