Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)

[Heli]

Just milk please - sweet enough :wink:

Heeheeehee, Ok! :wink:

Here you go, Tea with milk and your Banana! :wink:

Anything else?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

No ta,

Just keep the tea coming http://techhelpers.net/e4u/drink/trink33.gif

I have to do some studying today - was abit lazy yesterday

**FA gets books out & spreads them all over table**

Tell you what though, could do with a sandwich about 12.30 - um lets see, ham, cheese & tomato (wholemeal bread) please oh and an apple

http://techhelpers.net/e4u/drink/trink23.gif

thank ya kindly - I'll be somewhere behind the books

[KebLou]

I'm studying as well, but its my five minute break so I thought I'd come and say hi, good luck FA with your studying.

[KebLou]

We are taught very basic first aid at school but as most of our first aiders aren't qualified to teach first aid so they can just show us the books and it is down to us to understand and go out and find out more.

[Steve]

Get in touch with the local Red Cross or St John's - they do free courses.

Help decrease the population's IQ: save a scrote's life today

[Heli]

Afternoon Steve!

Would you like some lunch? :wink:

[KebLou]

Afternoon Steve,
My dads a qualified first aider so I know most of what I need to know to survive. When I was four I could have saved that childs life, my dads always made sure I've known what to do, the ABC when he says it now I go mad.

[Steve]

Thanks for the offer of lunch - but had my grain of rice and dehydrated water already :P

[black dog]

could I have a cheddar ploughmans please Heli

[Steve]

It's always useful - saved my daughter's life when she was 6 months....had pneumonia and swallowed her tongue!!! Interesting times

[Steve]

Hey BD, why so specific? Now selecting the valley from which the ploughman originates - that's the consumer society for you

[Heli]

could I have a cheddar ploughmans please Heli

Coming right up hun!!

Here you are *hands Cheddar Ploughmans to BD*

Enjoy! Do you want anything else??

[black dog]

*pops in sandwich for FA*

Sorry it's late

[Heli]

Oh sorry! I didn't see your post! it does this to me all the time. Say's theres no new posts when really there are!!

Thanx BD for doing the sandwich! Much appreciated! :wink:

so what does everyone want?

[black dog]

I think you should sit down and have something to eat Heli

I'm quite worried about you. I think you're a prime candidate for RSI

[black dog]

That tunnel must be really short Heli

The sped you get from one place to the other

[Heli]

I think you should sit down and have something to eat Heli

I'm quite worried about you. I think you're a prime candidate for RSI

Whats RSI?

I've already eaten. I had two sandwhiches a pack of crisps and two small choccy bars! Yum yum!! heehee

[Heli]

That tunnel must be really short Heli

The sped you get from one place to the other

Did I!!! Wow!!! :mrgreen:





What do you mean?? :? 8O :? :wink:

[black dog]

Repetitive Strain Injury.

People who spend too much time on computers can get it

[black dog]

between the Bat and Belfry and the Bed and Breakfast

[KebLou]

Hi Black Dog and Heli,
How are you both? I've just finished my lunch and just about to go back and do some revision but before I do I think I might just look about then I'm going back to history.

[Heli]

Repetitive Strain Injury.

People who spend too much time on computers can get it

Oh..........well..................erm.........I better make sure that i stretch every now and then! :? :?

[KebLou]

It's always useful - saved my daughter's life when she was 6 months....had pneumonia and swallowed her tongue!!! Interesting times

I've never understood how you can swallow your tongue.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

BD wrote:

Repetitive Strain Injury.

People who spend too much time on computers can get it


Not just from working on computers, can get it from other repetitive things as well

[Heli]

Hi Black Dog and Heli,
How are you both? I've just finished my lunch and just about to go back and do some revision but before I do I think I might just look about then I'm going back to history.

I'm great thanx Keb! How are you??

I get you now BD!! lol! I have my own little track underground and i sit on this board and pull myself along with a rope! :lol:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

thanks for the sandwich BD - lovely

Going for a walk now - its a fine day

[KebLou]

I'm good, just going now though, revision, revision and more revision. Oh well it will be worth it when I pass my GCSEs and my family gets off my back.

[Heli]

BD wrote:

Repetitive Strain Injury.

People who spend too much time on computers can get it


Not just from working on computers, can get it from other repetitive things as well


8O 8O 8O Thats kind of worrying! :? :? :?

[KebLou]

Yeah I keep on straining my ankle, too much football.

[Heli]

Right i'm gonna get ready for work now! bye bye!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Let me know if a parcel arrives for me won't ya - been waiting ages for this thing to come

[Steve]

Keb, you just look up to the ceiling, take lots of alcohol ............and wait.

If you're successful, you don't wake up!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA sees parcel at reception with her name on it - grabs it and runs to room - shuts the door**



**Rips open the package and takes out the ........................







http://images.picsearch.com/is?828441547876


Wrong colour - but hay - who cares !!

**FA tries it on**


"Right airhead - where's that padded wall you were on about?"

[black dog]

You look really fetching in that strait jacket FA

[black dog]

Could I have a coke please. Got to give my pint of blood later so better not have any alcohol

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Thank you BD

**FA carries on throwing herself at the padded wall**

[KebLou]

Keb, you just look up to the ceiling, take lots of alcohol ............and wait.

If you're successful, you don't wake up!

It's ok I don't want to try.

FA I'm loving the strait jacket, be careful that you don't hurt yourself throwing yourself at the wall. I know its padded but you never know.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA has lost the plot now - runs around the B & B's garden babbling**

(still wearing straight jacket - ain't figured how to get it off)

[KebLou]

Hold still FA and I will take it off for you, you only have to ask but calm down a bit.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA stands still - shattered**

Thanks Keb - needed to blow off some steam

**FA goes back to room and flakes out on bed**

[Testify]

bud please :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

I'll get that testify and another one for me too please

[black dog]

Better be quiet FA's fast asleep in bed. Let's hope she's feeling a bit happier when she wakes up

[KebLou]

OK might as well be on duty.

*hands Fallen Angel1000 two Budweisers and Black Dog a coke.

[Heli]

Awwww bless Sharons cotton socks!!

heehee!!

Righ i'll be in my tunnle if anyone wants me anywhere!!

[black dog]

Thanks Keb. Just got back from blood donors so really needed that.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA wakes up and heads for the shower**






Feels relaxed and heads for the pub

[KebLou]

You give blood? My uncle gives blood too. Here you go you deserve a treat.

*hands Black Dog her favourite white chocolate*

[KebLou]

Theres a drink waiting for you over in the Pub FA.

[airhead]

Hello everyone...

ahem, FA, where do you think you are going? you can't go out wearing only a straitjacket!

*grabs a towel and throws it around FA's legs*

Come on hun, go to your room, get dressed properly and then you can go

*looks around to see a man with his eyes popping out of their sockets at FA*

Oi, you over there stop staring!

[black dog]

Thank you so much Keb.

*offers chocolate round room*

[Gez]

Yummy.....any seconds :roll:

[KebLou]

Yeah if you want some more I have some hidden in the back of the drinks cooler (oops said too much)

*hands Gerry some more chocolate*

[Heli]

May I have some chocolate please?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[KebLou]

Of course you can Heli with all the hard work you do you deserve some chocolate take you pick.

*hands Heli a selection of chocolates*

Hope you enjoy them.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

airhead - spoil sport



ok - **FA goes & gets dressed - properly**

[Heli]

Of course you can Heli with all the hard work you do you deserve some chocolate take you pick.

*hands Heli a selection of chocolates*

Hope you enjoy them.

Oh joy!!

Yum yum yum

*picks 3 three out and hands the rest around*

Thank you so much sweetie!! I'll make myself acoffee to go with.!! :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA starts crawling around the bar & whistling**

[Testify]

can i have some chocolate please?

[Heli]

Aww Sharon, you do make me laugh you know!!

[Heli]

**FA starts crawling around the bar & whistling**

Come on now Sharon!! :roll:

*Put's the cat bowls out and pours water in*

*Timmy's bowl* *Snowy's Bowl* Tiggers Bowl* *Sharon's bowl*

I'll but vodka in the last one!! :wink: :wink:

[airhead]

*catches former FA staring bloke staring at Heli*


OI!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs over, punches bloke in the meat and two veg, and chucks him out*

No perverts in MY B and B!!!!

[black dog]

Can I have a pineapple breezer please

[KebLou]

Can we have a Karoke night? I really feel like a bit of Karoke.

[KebLou]

That was a bit excessive, no need for the meat and two veg to get hurt, you should try the peaceful approach.

[Heli]

*catches former FA staring bloke staring at Heli*


OI!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs over, punches bloke in the meat and two veg, and chucks him out*

No perverts in MY B and B!!!!

Thanx Eddie! I'd better go ring the ambulance for him now!!

You could ask that one over there to stare at me if he wants!!!! *points at the cute, Meaty lookalike guy in the corner*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

airhead - what you doing

that was my fella 8O

[airhead]

*Races in wearing roller skates and a walkman*


OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!


*trips over a table, hits head on wall and blacks out*

[KebLou]

Ahh FA I'm sure we can find you a decent bloke, we'll help you look.

[black dog]

what's been going on well I've been out. All hell seems to have let loose

[airhead]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*runs out, finds FA's fella on floor writhing in agony, picks him up puts him in chair*


sorrysorrysorry FA!

*looks at man angrily*

Don't look at my pal heli mate!

*Gets him cuppa and looks over to meat loaf lookalike*

Erm... hi there :oops:

just er.... a man i found outside, yeah.... he got beat up by some yobs... saved his life yaknow.... ahem...

[black dog]

quick someone get the ambulance

I'm surprised they don't park outside here with all the accidents we have

[KebLou]

*Keb has to walk out of the room, just as she does she bursts out laughing, and quickly runs up to her room*

[Heli]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*runs out, finds FA's fella on floor writhing in agony, picks him up puts him in chair*


sorrysorrysorry FA!

*looks at man angrily*

Don't look at my pal heli mate!

*Gets him cuppa and looks over to meat loaf lookalike*

Erm... hi there :oops:

just er.... a man i found outside, yeah.... he got beat up by some yobs... saved his life yaknow.... ahem...

*eddies guy turns out to be gay*

*Heli meet someone else who is her soul mate*

Hey there sweetie. I hope you know how to show a girl a good night out because i'm just about finished my shifts for the night! :wink:

[KebLou]

*Keb calls an ambulance*

*the ambulance reachs the Bat within 5mins*

They must have been near Black Dog.

[Heli]

*Races in wearing roller skates and a walkman*


OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!


*trips over a table, hits head on wall and blacks out*

Aww hunni!! *holds eddie in her arms*

Can you hear me!!

You'll be alright sweetie.

Eddie can you hear me! :( :? 8O :roll: :wink:

[black dog]

*Walks in and flirts with all the men in the room*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA gets off the floor - dumps her fella and makes eyes at the paramedic**

[Heli]

*Walks in and flirts with all the men in the room*

*Heli pops out of her tunnle with her man* heehee :lol:

[KebLou]

*Keb comes down looks in to the room and shakes her head as she walks out to go to the Bat*

[KebLou]

*Keb comes down looks in to the room and shakes her head as she walks out to go to the Bat*

[black dog]

*Sit's giving FA the evil eye :evil: Stop eyeing up the men that's my job*

[Heli]

*Sit's giving FA the evil eye :evil: Stop eyeing up the men that's my job*

EH EH EH!! Theres plenty of men for everyone. Now stop evil eyeing people and start flirting!!

[black dog]

Didn't see those men in the corner.

*Gets back to flirting*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

ok I will - ta

bD u want a drink - we can judge them together

[black dog]

Can I have a bacardi breezer FA

Shall we give them marks out of 10?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

breezer for BD & bud for me please

ya that seems fair

Don't fancy the one on the stool - 3

[KebLou]

*Keb hands Black Dog a Pineapple Breezer and FA a Budweiser*

Sorry it took so long.

[black dog]

*Sneaks into Keb's room and puts a frog in her bed*

[black dog]

Thanks FA and Keb.

That one by the jukebox has a nice body but his hair's awful - 5

[KebLou]

*Walks into room and sees Frog, picks it up and takes it downstairs before sitting on bed to listen to some music*

[KebLou]

I know what you mean, hair is everything, as you can see by my perfectly styled hair. Otherwise on goes the hat.

[Heli]

*Sits in big comfy chair with her guy and talks loads about everything*

[black dog]

Points for Heli's man - 8

He looks a bit like Meat Loaf so that's helped him

[Heli]

Points for Heli's man - 8

He looks a bit like Meat Loaf so that's helped him

Hey stop talkin about him! :twisted:

*Guy whispers in Heli's ear*

*giggle giggle**

[black dog]

*whispers to FA and points to Heli's bloke*

[KebLou]

Thats not nice Black Dog its rude to point.

[black dog]

:oops: sorry forgot my manners :oops:

[black dog]

*knocks on door and asks Keb to turn music down*

[Heli]

*Heli grabs her guys hand and takes him down into her room*

Night all (don't worry he'll be staying in the B&B)

[black dog]

Don't do anything I wouldn't Heli

[KebLou]

Sorry didn't realise I was playing the music so loud.

*Turns off the music player and settles down to go to sleep*

*Within minutes is fast asleep*

[Heli]

Don't do anything I wouldn't Heli

welll then that doesn't leave me with a lot not to do! :wink: :twisted: :wink:

[black dog]

*goes to room and settles down for the night*

[black dog]

Don't do anything I wouldn't Heli

welll then that doesn't leave me with a lot not to do! :wink: :twisted: :wink:

Well I didn't want to be to restrictive :twisted: :wink:

[KebLou]

Heli she doesn't want to do the whole protective thing, most of the time it backfires.

[black dog]

This is the morning wake up call. You're not all still in bed I hope

[Steve]

Up bright and for the daily start of grain of rice and dehydrated water

MORNING EVERYONE

[KebLou]

*Keb wakes up gets dressed and pops over to the Bat with a huge Chemistry folder*
My favourite subject, not. Oh well, Good Morning all, sorry no wake up call today.

[Heli]

Nope! I was up and out before the lot of you!! :mrgreen:

[KebLou]

Thanks Black Dog for doing the wake up call for me, I was still in bed watching a vid. anyway here I am with my revision books, Chemistry today.

[Heli]

Morning everyone!!

If you want me i'll be drifting for a bit! :wink:

[Heli]

Thanks Black Dog for doing the wake up call for me, I was still in bed watching a vid. anyway here I am with my revision books, Chemistry today.

Do you want anything to eat or drink while you revise?! :wink:

[Caz]

Have I missed something :??:

Black coffee please

[Heli]

Yes I think you have Caz! Heehee :wink: :wink: Lucky you!

Here you go Black Coffee! :wink: :wink:

Anything else?

[Caz]

Oh well *sighs* i always miss something .... goes with the territory of being female i suppose :lmao:

Nope, nothing else black coffee just fine, as i'm off to work soon :roll:

[Heli]

Oh well *sighs* i always miss something .... goes with the territory of being female i suppose :lmao:

Nope, nothing else black coffee just fine, as i'm off to work soon :roll:

Oky Doky!

Wel have fun at work hun!! :twisted: :lol: :lol: :wink:

[Caz]

Thanks Heli ... i'll try :lmao:

Hopefully it won't be like yesterday. I was on a 3-10shift and arrived at 2.30 to find the entire Asda staff in the car park :lmao: and three fire engines outside the store. At least it wasn't Asda that had set the fire alarm off this time, it was apparently an actual fire in the Ethel Austin store in the Almondvale Centre which caused the whole flipping place to be evacuated (not just Asda). Still at least i was warm as i was still sitting in my car :lmao:

[Heli]

Thanks Heli ... i'll try :lmao:

Hopefully it won't be like yesterday. I was on a 3-10shift and arrived at 2.30 to find the entire Asda staff in the car park :lmao: and three fire engines outside the store. At least it wasn't Asda that had set the fire alarm off this time, it was apparently an actual fire in the Ethel Austin store in the Almondvale Centre which caused the whole flipping place to be evacuated (not just Asda). Still at least i was warm as i was still sitting in my car :lmao:

Woah!! Did anyone get hurt?? 8O

[Caz]

Not that I know of Heli. The one good thing about working in Asda, which is attached to the Almondvale Centre is that once a fire alarm goes off, everyone moves pretty darn quickly, and any elderly or disabled people are given help to evacuate the premises.

[Heli]

Not that I know of Heli. The one good thing about working in Asda, which is attached to the Almondvale Centre is that once a fire alarm goes off, everyone moves pretty darn quickly, and any elderly or disabled people are given help to evacuate the premises.

Well thats good!!

[KebLou]

Just about to take a break. Heli do you have any more bagels? Anyone know how to test for Anions and the formula for working out moles? Oh well if you don't when I go back to revising I will find it.

[Heli]

Just about to take a break. Heli do you have any more bagels? Anyone know how to test for Anions and the formula for working out moles? Oh well if you don't when I go back to revising I will find it.


Yeah, I just got a fresh batch this morning! What do you want on it?

[KebLou]

Some cream cheese please, I'm soo hungry, never knew sitting around reading and writing could take so much out of you.

[Heli]

Some cream cheese please, I'm soo hungry, never knew sitting around reading and writing could take so much out of you.

Here you are hun!!

Cream cheesed bagles! :wink:

Anything else?

[KebLou]

No thats fine, Thanks, Mmm they are fantastic. Can't you see my studying hat, the one with two cans either side and a straw, he he. I think its funny.

[Heli]

No thats fine, Thanks, Mmm they are fantastic. Can't you see my studying hat, the one with two cans either side and a straw, he he. I think its funny.

lol, your crazy!

Anyway! Bath time!!

*sings* SPLISH SPLASH I WAS TAKING A BATH................i don't knwo the rest of it!!

[black dog]

could I have a milky coffee please Heli

[Heli]

could I have a milky coffee please Heli

Yep sure! Here you go hun, one milky coffee! :wink:

[KebLou]

Sorry I am so hyper, just recieved a package in the post apart from some more revision books, I'm running round the room.
Heli can i some water but not to be drunk to be thrown over me, ta muchly.

[Heli]

Sorry I am so hyper, just recieved a package in the post apart from some more revision books, I'm running round the room.
Heli can i some water but not to be drunk to be thrown over me, ta muchly.

Wow!! Here you go, your water!! And a towel!

I got a package this morning aswell! From Weezy!! She's just amazingly lovely!

[KebLou]

What did you get Heli? I got some patches from Kathy, I can't stop hugging them.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA sneaks out of room after being up half the night** http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/fingers/fing01.gif

**Runs over to Bat & pretends been out all morning**

**Mood very different from yesterday**

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA walks into room http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/sad/1361.gif **

cuppa tea please

**Sits quietly in corner and
http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/sad/981.gif **

Just wants to be alone a while http://e4u.deltait.com.au/dressed/bek063.gif

[KebLou]

Hi FA, had enough of be alone?
*hands FA her fave drink- Budweiser*

I've given up on revision for today.

[Heli]

What did you get Heli? I got some patches from Kathy, I can't stop hugging them.

I got a hand made card, two bracelets and a chain from Weezy! They are gorgous!!!!! :mrgreen: :bunny:

[Heli]

**FA sneaks out of room after being up half the night** http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/fingers/fing01.gif

**Runs over to Bat & pretends been out all morning**

**Mood very different from yesterday**

So hows Aunty Sharon today? You seem alot normal today. I guess that full night sleep did you good! I didn't even here you snoring at all last night! :lol: :wink: :wink:

[KebLou]

Thats cool, FA is in Bat, hiding in a corner.

[Heli]

**FA walks into room http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/sad/1361.gif **

cuppa tea please

**Sits quietly in corner and
http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/sad/981.gif **

Just wants to be alone a while http://e4u.deltait.com.au/dressed/bek063.gif

I know it's a bit late now hun but I don't suppose you still want that tea do you? I'm here all night so just say and i'll be as quick as a flash! :wink:

[airhead]

*wakes slowely in hospital*



mmmmh.... whats my name again?


and who are you?!?! *looks to side and sees someone nicking grapes*

[Heli]

*wakes slowely in hospital*



mmmmh.... whats my name again?


and who are you?!?! *looks to side and sees someone nicking grapes*

Hey sweetie! Your alright now! The doctors can say you can stay another night just to make sure :wink:

I bought you a new walkman because your other one broke!

Becareful on your skates next time. I don't want you trying to beat Meat in the "I can get more concussions than you" race! :wink: :wink:

He's already had too many for his own good!

[KebLou]

I think I've nearly caught up with Meat, everytime I do something my head seems to get hurt, like when I go to sleep in the middle of the night I wake up and hit my head on the wall or on the bars of my bed. Luckliy mine aren't as bad as Meats.

[airhead]

mmmmyahhhhhh.........


thank you for the new walkman........


my skates........ I must see the damage on my skates....


my leg!!! I BROKE MY LEG!!!!!!! OH GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KebLou]

Can I sign your cast airhead, shame I have to wait another day till its dry enough to sign.

[Heli]

mmmmyahhhhhh.........


thank you for the new walkman........


my skates........ I must see the damage on my skates....


my leg!!! I BROKE MY LEG!!!!!!! OH GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your skates are fine. They had to cut down the side to free your feet tho. They didn't want to damage your leg anymore by moving it!

[airhead]

oh great. I'm giving up rollerblading. I'm taking skateboarding up instead..

[KebLou]

Skateboarding is so much cooler, although I hurt my back once.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA kindly accepts bud off Keb & puts BOOH on jukebox**

How's airhead doing?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

heli

I don't snore :twisted: well I don't hear it - I'm nearest

[KebLou]

I think shes ok FA just a bit shaken.

[georgy7856]

can i have a baileys please :) just for medicinal purposes i have a touch of indigestion :( thank you

[KebLou]

*hands georgy7856 a baileys*

[georgy7856]

thank you keb thats a lot better :D

[KebLou]

Thats ok, its nothing, looks like Heli's not here. Oh well looks like I'm in charge.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

crate of bud please

[KebLou]

Don't drink them all at once FA
*hands FA a crate of Budweisers*

Be careful.

[Testify]

crate of bud please

can i nik one please??

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

testify - help yourself - but i'm keeping an eye on you lol

[airhead]

Oh yeurch... hospital food... hey heli, have this sludge stuff....

Ah my plasters dry! hooray! Ok everyone, my plaster is set to be signed on! And bring more grapes when you visit me!

*doctor comes in and accidentally on purpose bangs plaster cast* OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KebLou]

Doctor doesn't like you.
*brings some grapes to airhead*
There my last lot, don't eat them all at once

[Testify]

testify - help yourself - but i'm keeping an eye on you lol


hehe cheers chuck :D

[airhead]

Ohohoh.....

forget the other one.... look at the eddie biker that has just walked in..... phew....

*walks over to him, finds he is not gay and he is single and airhead stutters a little*

erm... h- hi honey... do you want a room... whataboutmineitsverynice..... DAMN!!!!!!!!! I was not supposed to say that.....

*eddie lookalike smiles at airhead and airhead comes out in a cold sweat, winks at heli and carries on flirting like mad at the eddie lookalike like mad*

[airhead]

*starts to drop papers as she starts to sort out eddie lookalikes room*

I'm sorry.... here h-hon...

*Eddie lookalike looks airhead in the eye, grabs hold of her leather waistcoat and starts to kiss her gently. When finished, she looks at him, grabs hold of his leather jacket and starts to violently play tonsil tennis*

[airhead]

ooooooh yum thanks Keb *hands half to keb*

wanna sign the cast hun?

I know the doctor doesn't like me. He's gay and he fancies the eddie lookalike i'm with (look in b and b for full story)

[KebLou]

thanks,
I will sign your cast.
*Keb signs airheads cast*
(can't think of what to write now I will tell you later.)

[airhead]

I never know what to write. Why do you think i'm so random? :lol:


Pass my crutches. I'll get back in those rollerskates if it kills me!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA comes in - trys to ignore eddie and goes to room**

[airhead]

*stops kissing eddie and looks around*

What eddie? Female or male?

*starts kissing male eddie again*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA comes out for a glass of milk - get a room u 2**

[KebLou]

*Walks in the B&B sees airhead and bloke shakes head and goes upstairs to bed*
Jealousy can be a dangerous thing.

[airhead]

oooh, good idea! Come on!

*runs to room with eddie lookalike trailing behind her*

See you all tomorrow! :twisted: :devil:

[airhead]

I promise we won't be too loud! :devil:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA takes out earplugs - some ruddy noise around here last night - will have to have a word**

http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/458.gif

**FA does normal morning things - then trots off to Bat**

http://e4u.deltait.com.au/sport/sport20.gif

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA walks in and switches on the lights**

MORNING ALL - WAKEY WAKEY - RISE & SHINE - IF I'M UP U'S UP

**FA sees bodies everywhere**

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Was there an orgy here last night - no-one invited me http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/angels/teu31.gif

ANYONE FOR BREAKY THEN ????

**FA goes and puts coffee on - likes like this lot could do with some**

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA is bored with her room - so puts some posters up**

http://www.tmssite.nl/nl/evenementen/meat_loaf/Meat_Loaf_2.jpg


http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/horoscope/stern04.gif


http://www.meatloaf-oifc.com/pic/printmeat3etrsm.jpg


OOOOOOOOHHHH LOOK - ONE MORE POST & I HIT 1000 - WHERE WILL IT BE ??? :bunny:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Keb & Heli

Any of these any good for you


HOMEWORK EXCUSES!!!!!

Last night I got temporary amnesia and I totally forgot!

My older sister couldn't find her same homework from last year.

The dog did it for me, but it was in his language.

The paper airplane I made out of it accidentally flew out the window.

I fell asleep on it and when I woke up all my drool smudged all the ink.

It is here it's just in invisible ink!

Satan told me not to do it!

I'm at school?!? I thought this was an AA meeting.

My dad's pen ran out of ink.

My Mom ate my homework! :devil:

[black dog]

Love the posters FA. It makes your room much more personal.

[black dog]

Thanks for the list FA. My son could do with a few of those but I'm not gonna tell him. Last week he left his homework at afterschool club by a bin so it got thrown away.

[Heli]

I think I might derocate my room!

Congratulations Sharon!! Your cathing up to me now! heehee!! :wink:

[Heli]

Right I'm here now!!

Thanks for the excuses Sharon. I have a feeling I can make some of them work! heehee!!

So who want's breakfast??!

[KebLou]

I love the decorations, in my room they won't let me I had to beg to be able to put a calendar up.
*gets up looks at watch and rushes to get ready and get to the Bat*
I'm late, I'm late.

[KebLou]

They're good FA, my all time favourite is the dog ate it because it probably is true, my dog eats anything. Although I normally just use the I've left it at home and I'll bring it in tomorrow.

*Sits down and starts revising Physics*
I hate Physics, it is so boring.

[black dog]

hi everyone. Could I have some chips for lunch please

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

CHIPS 8O

Don't like chips

i'll have some macaroni cheese

[black dog]

I love chips with salt and vinegar. Yummy

[black dog]

*goes up to room and lies down on bed*

I'm whacked but I haven't got a clue why

[Heli]

Right, here are your Chippy's BD

And here's your yummy Macaroni and Cheese!!

Yum yum!!!

[black dog]

thanks for the chips they're really nice

[KebLou]

Why do you keep doing this to me. You keep on mentioning food that I don't have in my house so I have to sit and revise while having cravings for them. Oh well
*hands FA a plate of Grandmas special macroni cheese*
*hands Black Dog a plate of chips along with b bottle of tomato ketchep and brown sauce*

I've just remembered we have some macroni cheese we brought it back from Barbados, you know the packet stuff, I'm off begging for some of that, tonight I'll go and get some chips. There I'm sorted.

[black dog]

sorry for keep mentioning food but it's our favourite subject

[KebLou]

Its ok I love food, but you always seem to mention food I love, and all I've had today is fruits, I'm trying to be healthy, I can see this lasting 1 week. Oh well lets talk about the weekend, its the weekend soon La fin de Semana woo hoo, what should I do?

[Heli]

Its ok I love food, but you always seem to mention food I love, and all I've had today is fruits, I'm trying to be healthy, I can see this lasting 1 week. Oh well lets talk about the weekend, its the weekend soon La fin de Semana woo hoo, what should I do?

I'm at a sleep over tomorrow night and i'm gonna be part of the crowd tomorrow and get drunk!!! (I think NOT)

I hate being apart of the crowd, but i'm gonna stay a little sober so i can keep my poorly friend company!

He's ill and on medication and i want to keep him company because he's the only one who really understands me!

[KebLou]

cool, yeah at my friends party the only reason they didn't have any alcohol is because they know I don't drink and I would be the only one who wouldn't end up being drunk at the end of the night. Oh well I wish they had got drunk then I could have made up lots of stories about what they did.

[Heli]

cool, yeah at my friends party the only reason they didn't have any alcohol is because they know I don't drink and I would be the only one who wouldn't end up being drunk at the end of the night. Oh well I wish they had got drunk then I could have made up lots of stories about what they did.

I love doing that!!

My fave one was that my friend ate cat food out of my other friends cat's bowl!!

She nearly did, but she was just smelling it.....crouched on the ground.....on all fours....:lmao:

[KebLou]

not nice, someone from our school actually ate dog food. not enough water could make my mouth clean after that, that is disgusting. Did you know that cat and dog food is actually safe for humans to eat? Its just a question of would you really want to eat that.

[Heli]

I wouldn't eat it!
I ate a doggy biscuit once and that wasn't very nice!http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck03.gif

[KebLou]

your braver than me no way would I eat dog food. Not even if you paid me. My stomach would be tramatised

[airhead]

He he he :twisted:

Hi everyone!

Whaddaya mean I'm bright eyed a little more than usual?

eddie lookalike (danny) is out at mo...

*sings happily to herself*

[black dog]

I've eaten dog discuits before. They're just a bit dry that's all

[black dog]

Just decided my tiredness must be to do with too much posting

[Testify]

schools out.... can i get a bud please... :D

[Heli]

Right I'll have a pint of Peach Snaps please!! Just something to stop me feeling too guilty!! :roll:

[KebLou]

The doctor says you should stay away from the computer, not really he says you should keep on posting until you are way past Heli (he he I'm in a good mood).

[Heli]

The doctor says you should stay away from the computer, not really he says you should keep on posting until you are way past Heli (he he I'm in a good mood).

No the doctor DIDN'T say that keb!! :twisted: He said that you should stop posting now because your never gonna beat Heli!! :twisted:

I'm only joking hun! You'll catch up one day!!



Notice how i'm carfully making sure that whatever I say, so i don't upset anyone again!! I'm soo stoopid!!

[KebLou]

Of course the doctor didn't say that but I'm in a good mood ok, I feel like being happy and doing lots of energetic things, I really don't know whats made me this happy.
Its my uncles birthday and no one wants any cake so if you do just ask there is plenty to go round, in fact we have three cakes

[Heli]

Of course the doctor didn't say that but I'm in a good mood ok, I feel like being happy and doing lots of energetic things, I really don't know whats made me this happy.
Its my uncles birthday and no one wants any cake so if you do just ask there is plenty to go round, in fact we have three cakes

I'll have some cake! I've had loads of party food today. It was my last day at W/E and we had a little party (it was also because it was the kids last day before end of term too). It's along story though. I'll put it in my blog on KI! :wink:

[airhead]

hi hi hi hi!

Tra la la la laaa....

whadday mean I have a big evil face today? :twisted:

[KebLou]

Sorry I'm not on duty tonight. Whoever is I'll have a coke please. Oh oh and some nuts.

[black dog]

Of course the doctor didn't say that but I'm in a good mood ok, I feel like being happy and doing lots of energetic things, I really don't know whats made me this happy.
Its my uncles birthday and no one wants any cake so if you do just ask there is plenty to go round, in fact we have three cakes

Could I have some cake as well Keb, please

[black dog]

Could I have a pineapple bacardi breezer please

[KebLou]

ok, you can all have some cake.
*Cuts up one of the cakes and gives a piece to everyone*
Heli we can all write really small

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Can have have the rest of the crate of bud I left last night please

testify - help yourself - but i'm counting :lmao:

[Heli]

You know what guys! Help yourself to everything! I'm in a good mood plus i need to get ready for the MISAK awards! :D

[Heli]

ok, you can all have some cake.
*Cuts up one of the cakes and gives a piece to everyone*
Heli we can all write really small


Betcha can't write as small as me tho!!

[black dog]

Just gone behind bar

Coke for Keb
more Bud for Testify and Fallen Angel1000
Bacardi Breezer for me
And what would you like Heli

[black dog]

ok, you can all have some cake.
*Cuts up one of the cakes and gives a piece to everyone*
Heli we can all write really small


Betcha can't write as small as me tho!!

Who'd want to Heli. I like people to know what I'm saying

[airhead]

*Zooms in at top speed on a wheel chair being pushed by Danny (the eddie lookalike I met and the b and b) and stops with a screech at the bar*

Hi everyone i've been discharged! Right *grabs mop*

High speed mopping!

*speeds around the pub with a mop in one hand and nearly runs Heli over*

Sorry!

[Testify]

Can have have the rest of the crate of bud I left last night please

testify - help yourself - but i'm counting :lmao:

God damn :P

[KebLou]

Thanks Black Dog, at the B&B there is some cake for you.

[airhead]

*speeds through foyer on a wheelchair being pushed by Eddie lookalike*

Oh.. hi everyone!

*kisses eddie lookalike again and hits pushes self behind counter

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

airhead - watch where you are going - you nearly ran me over - bye the way - keep the noise down when you're entertaining (no nice to listen too - even with TV on) :oops:

[KebLou]

I know I had my earplugs in and still all I could hear was them. Oh well tonight it looks like music will be played.

[airhead]

:oops:

We were that loud...? :oops:

[KebLou]

yes you were that loud, :P oh well, might have to stay out tonight, it is friday. :twisted:

[airhead]

*sits back down on whelchair with red face*

See ya dan. See ya tonight or something eh?

*Danny leaves smiling and gets on harley outside*

[Heli]

OWWWWW MY FOOT!!!!!

I think i need some pain killers!! What are those wheels made of Eddie??

[Gez]

I just need a TAXI :oops: *hic*

[Heli]

I just need a TAXI :oops: *hic*

Comign right up!!

[Heli]

[img]http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/trans/fahr13.gif

Taxi here :twisted: :twisted:

[Testify]

nuther bud please :D

[black dog]

one bud coming up Testify

[black dog]

*turns music up to full volume* :twisted: :twisted:

[airhead]

calm down black dog, it ain't me this time.


*picks up broom and bangs ceiling a few times*

SHUT UP UP THERE!!!!!!

[airhead]

Sorry Heli! Erm... iron wheels...

Let me look at your foot hun.

*looks at Heli's foot and goes back in surprise*

Erm.. I think your going to be able to play wheelchair racing hun... If you know what I mean...

[black dog]

Only turned music up to annoy Keb and FA, Eddie.

[Testify]

one bud coming up Testify

thanks v much

[airhead]

I know Black dog :)

I can hear them up there though. I wonder who It is? Well, we'll see who soon enough. When they come down wearing a face like I did this morning then you'll know who...

[black dog]

Do you serve cocktails in here?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA staggers across bar and gets a bud out of crate - grabs soem nuts too**

Sits in corner on own - stood up :cry:

[KebLou]

What are you implying Eddie? I don't mind your music BD.

[black dog]

Shall we go to the pub for some peace and quiet

[black dog]

*goes over to comfort FA and tell her that men just aren't worth it*

[KebLou]

Don't worry FA, he isn't worth it, I told you we would help you find a decent bloke.
*points out a fairly good looking guy standing at the bar*
Now hes nice.

[airhead]

Not implying anything. i'm handing out earplugs now. A couple up there on their honeymoon are driving me mad!

*bangs broom on ceiling*

SHUT UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

[black dog]

Oh I don't know Keb. His clothes are a bit old fashioned

[airhead]

Ahh, FA. Men aren't worth it. The ones that stand you up anyway.

ooooh...


DANNY'S HERE!!!!!! 8) *love hearts*

[KebLou]

Oh ok, I need some more music, the broom won't help Eddie.

[KebLou]

Black Dog what are you on his clothes are in Fashion right now, his hair is perfect and well hes smiling at her.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA takes crate of bud and walks a straight 8O line back to B&B**

[airhead]

Ok, here, you can borrow my CDs.