Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA hangs head - goes to room - puts TV on and cracks open a bud**

[black dog]

Oh my God. I wouldn't want her hangover in the morning

[airhead]

*knocks on FA's door*

Hun, it's me, Eddie. Whats up hunny? Tell Auntie Eddie whats wrong.

[KebLou]

FA its not that bad. Anyway I'm off to bed.
*Goes upstairs to bed and puts earplugs in as well as playing music*

[black dog]

Black Dog what are you on his clothes are in Fashion right now, his hair is perfect and well hes smiling at her.

Just shows how fashions come back :lol:

[airhead]

Wait a sec FA.

*knocks on door of the honeymoon couple*


Could you be a little quieter please? :oops:


*Goes back to FA's room, sits on bed with her*

Come on, woman to woman, girl to girl. whats up hunny?

[airhead]

I'd better follow her. See how she is.

[KebLou]

I know its always the way. My nan was kicking herself because she had thrown out all of her clothes she though I would wear them. Erm no.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA hugs airhead - says thanks - but needs to work this out on own**

Thanks for keeping other guests quite - might speak to you tomorro when had some sleep

**FA tells airhead not to worry - I will be OK**

[black dog]

It's always the way. You chuck out clothes cause you never think you'll wear them again and then they come back into fashion and you could kick yourself

[airhead]

Ok hun. i trust you :wink:

Danny is coming over tonight but it's going to be totally platonic... honest!


*wheelchairs over to room.*

[black dog]

*tiptoes up to room so as not to disturb other guests*

*slips into bed and falls into a drunken sleep* :zzz:

[airhead]

*sees danny and grabs him into room*

[Heli]

*sits in the middle of the floor and draws circles with finger on the floor*

Ahhhh loving peace.

[airhead]

*comes down with messy hair in weelchair*

we only kissed! I came down for a quick midnight drink.

You ok heli!

[Heli]

*comes down with messy hair in weelchair*

we only kissed! I came down for a quick midnight drink.

You ok heli!

I'm good thanx Eddie!

Just appreciating the peacefulness

[airhead]

Well I'm going back to bed. I'll be on my feet in no time, then finally I can get back in those rollerskates!

[airhead]

I'm going back to my room at the b and b. Being cleaner of this place and the owner of a b and b is hard work... :zzz:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA wakes up (with no hangover) only had the one when got back - and gets ready to hit the shops**

Need some navy trousers for work - can I find a pair - NO - every other colour but navy - might have to get black

**FA feels better now - amazing what a good nights sleep can do** 8)

**Blows a kiss at ML poster & goes out**

Think I might do some serious men watching tonight in the Bat

[KebLou]

*gets ready and leaves the B&B*
I need to find sheet music today.
Been awake for three hours, but its time to get ready and out now.

[Heli]

*comes up from her tunnle home*

Morning guys!

I won't be here tonight, so no serious partying without me alright!!

*sits in the middle of the floor with coffee and king size twix*

[Heli]

As from next week I will start working again! I knwo I have been slacking off but that was due to not having the time!

BUT I'M BACK BABY...........well i'll be back tomorrow, I'm off to my best friends birthday sleep over!!

[KebLou]

I'm still eating cake from last night, still haven't got through 1 cake looks like one of the others will disappear into my room.
Heli hope you enjoy your party.

[Heli]

I'm still eating cake from last night, still haven't got through 1 cake looks like one of the others will disappear into my room.
Heli hope you enjoy your party.

I hope I do too! Thanx Keb!! :wink:

[black dog]

Hope you have a great night out tonight Heli

[black dog]

anytime you need help with cleaning Eddie just let me know

[Heli]

Hope you have a great night out tonight Heli

Thanx BD!!http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/party/fest30.gif

[black dog]

so you're going to a sleep over Heli. Bet you don't get too much sleep

[Heli]

anytime you need help with cleaning Eddie just let me know

Awww, you are such a sweetie BD!!http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/angels/frostyangel.gif

[Heli]

so you're going to a sleep over Heli. Bet you don't get too much sleep

Too right!! I think it should just be called an over....or a wake over, because I never sleep!! heehee!! Well actually I do.........abou t6 in the morning!! lololol :lol:

[black dog]

Just as long as they don't wake you up at 7 o'clock

[black dog]

anytime you need help with cleaning Eddie just let me know

Awww, you are such a sweetie BD!!http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/angels/frostyangel.gif

I know Heli. I'm just a lovely person :lol:

[Heli]

Just as long as they don't wake you up at 7 o'clock

lol, I know! I'll probably go home before I fall asleep. Get some sleep at home instead!

[Heli]

anytime you need help with cleaning Eddie just let me know

Awww, you are such a sweetie BD!!http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/angels/frostyangel.gif

I know Heli. I'm just a lovely person :lol:

http://e4u.deltait.com.au/dressed/bek068.jpg

[black dog]

I'd make sure I did the cleaning as soon as you got in Heli :twisted: :devil:

[Heli]

I'd make sure I did the cleaning as soon as you got in Heli :twisted: :devil:

No firstly i'd make sure I'd have a bath!! It sometimes gets really hot in my friends house...especially when theres about 11 of us!! lmao!!
http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/happy/057.gif

[black dog]

As soon as you started falling asleep I'd start working

http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:qrK1XTbgSwMJ:ejournal.eduprojects.net/lip5/media/Xmas/hoovering.gif

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA comes skipping in after going shopping (see blog) - goes to room and lies on bed smiling **

[black dog]

*rushes in to hear gossip about the copper*

Just how good looking is he FA

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA tells BD that he is ravishing **

6' 1" tall
Dark hair
Lovely - come to bed blue eyes
and s silky voice that you would buckle at.

I worked for the Police as a clerk when aged 17 yrs - met him there - used to go drinking with him and a few others - he was such a flirt (although a few years older that me) and very much a tease.

For me sins - I was a Police Reserve for 3 yrs (aged 18 - 22) and loved working nights with him :wink:

Talk about hooked on him - we did go out for a while 8O 8O 8O

OOOOOOHHHHHHHH goosebumps

[black dog]

Sounds gorgeous FA

Did you get lots of work done when you did nights with him :twisted: :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

BD wrote:

Sounds gorgeous FA

Did you get lots of work done when you did nights with him


Don't be cheeky - we were always professional (in uniform & on duty)

:devil: :bunny: :lmao:

[black dog]

But not when out of uniform :twisted: :twisted: :bunny:

[airhead]

Hi everyone!


*hobbles over on crutches and sits down*

Did that couple keep anyone up last night? They were in the room right next to me.

[airhead]

aaah, thank you bd!

I'm ok though, speed mopping and speed dusting!

[Testify]

few buds ova here please n keep em cummin

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA walks in & starts eyeing up the talent **

Bud please :lol:

[airhead]

Hi FA!

*puts down mop and hobbles over in crutches*

Bud is it then?

*trips over crutches*

still havn't got the hang of these...

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

airhead - not much happening tonite

get up off the floor and get me another bud please

[airhead]

Ahem. Whats the magic word?

Here you are anyway.

*hobbles to bar stool and drinks a glass of warm milk*

yum...

[black dog]

Could I have A pineapple breezer please.

How you doing with the crutches?

[black dog]

Must be a good thing I had a few drinks last night. I was asleep before my head hit the pillow

[KebLou]

Hi everyone,
today I have practised guitar non-stop except for when I lost all my picks and broke a couple (note to self: never buy thin Fender picks and always buy Jim Dunlop Stubbies and EBEs or if all else fails buy the metal ones.) My fingers kill and they bleeding.

Can I have a Coke please and some Nuts if you have any. Thanks.

[KebLou]

I was so tired, hed to force myself to stay awake to watch Beauty and the Beast. So no I was ok off like a light.
Hope they're not like it tonight, I'm not as tired.

[black dog]

Let's hope they've booked out tonight. Then we know we'll be okay for a good night sleep

[black dog]

As no-one serving I'll go and get that

Coke and Nuts for Keb
Bacardi Breezer for myself

Anyone else want anything?

[KebLou]

Its ok for me, once I'm asleep I'm asleep. So have fun the rest of you of they haven't booked out that is.

[KebLou]

Thanks Black Dog,
Our normal barmaid is out today. Wonder if FA is coming to do some watching today. You know watching the males in the Pub. Oh well I'll be here if she does.

[black dog]

No problems Keb. If FA doesn't get in here we'll have to start marking them without her

[KebLou]

I'll point them out you can mark them, how about that for a deal. I'm not good with the marks.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA spots Dave (her copper friend) walks over and buys him a drink **

Gets into conversation and starts flirting

[black dog]

Sees Dave in corner

Checks him out. FA's done him justice - 10 points

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA & Dave sit down & get close - starts giggling & whispering **

[black dog]

*goes over to Dave and FA*

Would you two like anything to drink?

[black dog]

Well I'm a light sleeper so they'd better not make too much noise or I'll be knocking on their door.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

back to B&BThats nice BD - thanks

We will be off after that though :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: back to B&B

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA & Dave walk out of Bat - holding hands - back to B&B ** :roll:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA & Dave come in laughing **

Keep the noise down Dave - people asleep

** Gets in room & locks the door **

[KebLou]

Oh well, looks like shes spotted the only decent dressed bloke, and well I can't say there was anything wrong with his hair, I'm tired better be off.
*wanders out the door, back to the B&B*
I hope its quite over there.

[KebLou]

*walks in looking at fingers and muttering under breath*
Oh well, night all hope you have a good night.
*Wanders up to bed, sits on bed puts on TV and puts the video Beauty and the Beast settles down to watch.*

[Caz]

Crawls in staggers over to bar, grabs bottle of southern comfort and bottle of diet coke ..... heads to comfy corner and collapses*

[airhead]

*Eddie and Danny retire to the room*

giggle...

*puts on music and locks the door*

*remembers something and puts up sign
saying

"Honeymoon couple have gone we can all sleep easy tonight"*

[airhead]

*wheels over in wheelchair pushed by Dan sees Caz, picks her up and drapes her over knees*

Caz... wakey wakey hunni...

*Takes Caz back to b and b and puts her in a room, covers her with a blanket and wheels quietly out of the room back to bat*

How many points do I get for my eddie lookalike everyone!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA wakes up & looks across the room - Dave in other bed (twin room) well at least he wasn't in mine 8O )

Knew he was a gent :lol: (hope he was)

[Heli]

*Heli walks in all tired and voice is just about gone*

Hey Guys!! Heehee, my voice sounds sooo stoopid!! lmao! :lmao:


I wish It would go completely and then my parents would give me even more sypathy and lots of ice cream!! heehee!! :lol:

[KebLou]

I don't think we've seen enough of him to give him points, but then I'm not the one who's giving out points, you'll have to ask FA or BD.

[black dog]

Let's hope you get your voice back soon Heli

[black dog]

We'll have a look tonight Airhead

[Heli]

Let's hope you get your voice back soon Heli

Lmao, its completely gone now, apart from a whisper now and then!!

[black dog]

Oh no. Well at least your Mum and Dad will have some quiet :lmao: :bunny:

[Heli]

*Pours herself an Apple Juice*

Ahhhh thats nice........doesn't help my throat....but still nice! :mrgreen:

[Heli]

Oh no. Well at least your Mum and Dad will have some quiet :lmao: :bunny:

I know! Lucky them!! :twisted: :roll:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

She can still shout through her posts thou :lol:

[Heli]

She can still shout through her posts thou :lol:

Mwhahahahahaha!! :twisted:

[black dog]

She can still shout through her posts thou :lol:

Mwhahahahahaha!! :twisted:

So it's us that's gonna have to suffer Helihound

[Heli]

She can still shout through her posts thou :lol:

Mwhahahahahaha!! :twisted:

So it's us that's gonna have to suffer Helihound

You have to suffer anyway!!

[black dog]

are you enjoying your cider Heli?

Could I have a pepsi please

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/ernaehrung/food-smiley-008.gif Thanks

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Don't we just !!! lol

[Testify]

can i have a bud please?

[KebLou]

The worst you can drink with a sore throat is orange juice, it hurts so much, I never drink orange juice anymore as I've nearly always got a sore throat.

[black dog]

can I have a pineapple breezer please

[black dog]

CHSIB FA

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA comes skipping in **

BUD please :mrgreen: :bunny:

[black dog]

As no-ones behind the bar I'll get those

Buds for Testify and FA
Pineapple Breezer for Me

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA goes to juke box & puts "Love you out loud" on **

[KebLou]

Hi all, How were your days?
Can I have a Fanta fruit Twist please? I've run out of them in my fridge.

[Caz]

*yawns n stretches*

thanks to whoever deposited me in b & b

Black Coffee for me please can't have a drink tonight as i'm working tomorrow :cry:

[black dog]

Coming right up

Black coffee for Caz
Fanta Fruit Twist for Keb

Enjoy

[airhead]

Morning Caz!

Thats ok, bringing you back. Thats the b and bs job!

Got a sore throat too. Orange juice is the worst, and if you drink milk well, it is easier to drink but your breath smells real bad after.

Can I have a glass of ice cold water please?

Erm, I need a lift to the hospital, my leg is ready to come out of it's plaster they rang. They said it was only a crack but the rollerskates made it seem worse.

[KebLou]

Thank Black Dog, yeah I know what its like to have a sore throat, best thing you can do is to gargle with salt and water before you can go to bed and then when you wake up gargle again. Hope you feel better soon

[black dog]

one jug of ice cold water for airhead coming right up.

*places jug and glass infront of Airhead*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA gets up on table & sings & dances **

Doesn't care one hoot

[Testify]

nuther bud please n some ice cream if ya got any please, mint choc chip

[black dog]

A bud for Testify and a large bowl on mint choc chip ice cream

[Testify]

thanks

[Heli]

*walks in very warely and collapses in the middle of the floor*

[Heli]

*Weezes...coughs...and splutters*


Apple juice......please....somebody!!!

*stops acting a baby and gets up and goes to get her own* lol

[Caz]

Yayyyyyyyyyy 500 *drinks all round* :lmao:

[Caz]

*steps over heli, throws a blanket over her and wanders around looking for my shoes, they must be here somewhere*

[black dog]

*helps Caz look for her shoes*

[black dog]

*Quickly goes and gets drinks for everyone*

[Caz]

The cash is behind the bar people ..... help yourself to whatever you want to drink :lmao:

[black dog]

thank you Caz. I've just done my 1300 post so double celebration

[Caz]

Thanks bd .... just hope we find them before i got to go to work tomorrow else i'm going in barefooted :lmao:

[Caz]

Woooooo hooooooo now we're cooking :lmao:

[black dog]

I think I may have found them Caz. Are these the ones?

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:XT1Q0rmD3TAJ:users.bentonrea.com/~frharris/slippers.jpg

[black dog]

Lets have a drink to celebrate

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:a1ksmlAE3PMJ:www.babyuniversity.com/cards/anniversary/images_anniv/full/champagne.jpg

[airhead]

Oh very nifty shoes!

*Picks up Heli, takes her back to tunnel, puts her in her bed and leaves very quietly*

[airhead]

*gets off bus*

I am walking!!!!!! Halleluja! No more plaster cast woohooo!!!!!

*clicks heels, heres a worrying click, checks leg is ok again, finds it is and walks into bat*

Everyone... Notice anything different?

[black dog]

Caz'll look great in those at work tomorrow won't she

[black dog]

You've got rid of the cast Airhead. You'd better go careful on the drink and keep of your skates or you'll be having another accident

[KebLou]

Hi all, I'm off to bed, long day of revision tomorrow,
*walks upstairs into room and puts on mini disc player, puts FCOL on very softly, before falling asleep*
Best song to fall asleep that is but if I leave it playing I always seem to wake up during 'Objects In The Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are'

[KebLou]

yeah I notice something different, your cast is gone, your better off on a skateboard, at least you can jump off.

[airhead]

I wasn't olivered at all when I broke it! I was being normal...

The skates where ruined in the accident anyway :(

I nearly got run over outside the hospital by an ice cream truck so today i'm having a little bad luck...

[airhead]

*tiptoes to bed*

Danny aint here tonight so i'm going straight to sleep...


*puts do not disturb sign on door*

*puts on where angels sing (it sends me to sleep belive it or not) and Goes to sleep*

*wakes with a start and looks out of window to find Danny on a ladder outside*

What the heck are you doing here?!? I know the door was bleeding locked!!!!!!!! Come on in but i've got to go straight to sleep.

*danny falls in and gets in the twin bed next to airheads bed and falls asleep holding hands*

[black dog]

Night all

*slips up to my room*

*falls quickly asleep*

[Heli]

Holds up sign saying:

MORNING ALL!!!

[Heli]

*Holds up a sign*

Morning all!

*Writes on another sign*

Who wants Breakfast??

[KebLou]

Morning all, another day of sitting looking at a book thinking did I ever learn this. Oh well I think I might do a swap and do some classics or history they're easier I seem to remember them. Any way
*Gets up and ready, walks over to the Bat with a bag of books and guitar*
It helps you can write songs about what your learning my teacher is always telling me to do this.

[KebLou]

Its ok Heli I have a fridge full of drinks and food here, and I've already eaten but I think you should have a rest.

[Heli]

Its ok Heli I have a fridge full of drinks and food here, and I've already eaten but I think you should have a rest.

I'm fine honest! It's just I have no energy to speak!! I'll just use these cards to write on!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA WALKS IN **



:bicker: :bicker: :nuts: :bicker: :bicker: :wtf: :bicker: :bicker:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA GETS INTO STRAIGHT JACKET & STARTS THROWING HERSLF AGAINST PADDED WALL AGAIN **

Nice to be back at work NOT

[Heli]

** FA WALKS IN **



:bicker: :bicker: :nuts: :bicker: :bicker: :wtf: :bicker: :bicker:

*writes on card*

Morning Sharon! Whats up??

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

IGNORANCE - ARROGANCE - STROPPY - BIG MOUTHED PATIENTS

START HAVING A GO AT ME - THEY'RE MESSING WITH THE WRONG PERSON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

** FA takes deep breaths and tries to CALM DOWN **

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA running through Heli's tunnel from Bat to B&B ** 8O

[Heli]

** FA running through Heli's tunnel from Bat to B&B ** 8O

Hey!! You could atleast tidy up after you!!! You've knocked everything over!! :roll: lol

[KebLou]

FA the best thing to do is smile at them and carry on speaking sweetly to them, they want a reaction they should be so taken a back, they shut up, it works wheremy friend works.

[Heli]

Just give them some of that special chocolate which i keep in the fridge!! I'm sure they'll shut up after that!!:lmao:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Keb, I do - but have to let it out back in the office - or on here lol

Least having a rant on here does not upset my collegues :evil:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli

How can I tidy up ???

I'm wearing a straight jacket :wink: :lol:

[Heli]

Heli

How can I tidy up ???

I'm wearing a straight jacket :wink: :lol:

I'll be needing one of them soon! I can't talk!!!

I CAN'T FRIGGIN TALK!!!http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/crazy/196.gif

[KebLou]

You can pick stuff up with your mouth, :lmao: all though I wouldn't recommend that.

[Heli]

but then again you could always use your toes!! :lol:

[Heli]

Keb, I do - but have to let it out back in the office - or on here lol

Least having a rant on here does not upset my collegues :evil:

Awww hunni!!http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/violent/sterb005.gif

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Keb - ain't picking nowt up with my mouth - especially in here 8O

Heli - can't use toes - wearing buckle shoes & can't get them off - wouldn't want to either - Heli what on earth do you do down here ??????????

[Heli]

Keb - ain't picking nowt up with my mouth - especially in here 8O

Heli - can't use toes - wearing buckle shoes & can't get them off - wouldn't want to either - Heli what on earth do you do down here ??????????

lolol!! Well what did you see and i'll explain! :twisted:

[KebLou]

I wouldn't put anything in my mouth unless I knew where it had been, if you weren't wearing a straight jacket I would teach you some football skills to pick stuff of the floor.

[KebLou]

You can rant on here, we don't mind as long as you look after the (annoying) patients,

[Heli]

You can rant on here, we don't mind as long as you look after the (annoying) patients,

What you meant to say Keb was:

You can rant on here, we don't mind as long as you don't look after the (annoying) patients

[KebLou]

How do you know what I meant to say, no FA you have to look after the patients and make sure they get the right mid-wives and everything like that, but we are here to listen.

[Heli]

How do you know what I meant to say, no FA you have to look after the patients and make sure they get the right mid-wives and everything like that, but we are here to listen.

lol!!

I hate it how some people in the world are soo ignorant! Have some people lost the word polite in their dictionary!! It's a shame that some people who try and help get alot of back chat and rudeness!! :evil:

[KebLou]

Heli what it is, is they think the world owes them which it doesn't but hey, I just ignore them, its thier problem

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli wrote:

I hate it how some people in the world are soo ignorant! Have some people lost the word polite in their dictionary!!

Some of these wouldn't know what a dictionary was - their arms ARE DRAGGING ON THE FLOOR 8O 8O

Thanks guys - you both make me laugh and cheer me up :lmao:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Well Heli

What can I say I saw:

Rabbits - wondered where they had gone

3 beds

PA system

RED bulbs 8O

Piles of - never mind - won't ask

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Drag them in here Sharon.
I'll soon have them in a happier state of mind :mrgreen:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

NO ta Flying Mouse - There are enough Riff Raff comes here already :wink:

Tell you what though - line the Red Stripe up for me tonite and get me in a happier state :twisted:


:up:

[airhead]

You don't even want to know whats in my room... 8O

[airhead]

Riff Raff? What the heck is he doing here? I thought Magenta and him went up in their space ship!

[Heli]

No you can bring them in here and the riff raff will sort them out!! Stoopid ogre's!!!! :twisted:

[black dog]

What's in your room then Airhead?

[black dog]

Could I have a pineapple breezer please

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA comes in and heads straight for the bar where FM has lined up Red Stripes for me **

Gulps first one

[KebLou]

Have you had something to eat FA, and make sure not to mix your drinks.
*starts playing guitar*
You like my new song?

[black dog]

*Joins FA at the bar and asks for the pineapple breezers to be lined up*

Great music Keb

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA talks to BD at bar **

Did you know Dave still in my room ?

He's so comfortable there not moved

[Heli]

Pinappel breezer for you BD!

[KebLou]

Thanks BD it took me all of Sunday to make up, still working on lyrics though

[black dog]

** FA talks to BD at bar **

Did you know Dave still in my room ?

He's so comfortable there not moved

Lucky you FA :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

BD no not lucky - want him out now - like my privacy

Another round please

[black dog]

Well send him to my room FA

*lines up more red stripes for FA*

[KebLou]

FA you want to be careful too many of them and you never know what will happen.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA tells BD she don't share - even if had enough **

But will send him home till i need him :twisted:

keb - any more of these & I don't care 8O

[black dog]

It was worth a try FA

Let's have a few more drinks

[airhead]

A pic of meat as eddie with kiss marks on :oops:

Bottles of this weird coffee stuff littering the floor (the only posh thing I like. It's not alchoholic)

Posters of the beatles and john lennon

messy bed

loads of broken stuff

cups and saucers everywhere

paper everywhere

An artistes room!

[airhead]

*sings the song she has written along to guitar*

special thanks to Meat loaf (listened to where angels sing on repeat throughout listening to it

*starts singing it again*

[black dog]

Just as well the guests aren't allowed in here Airhead. They'd have a fit

[KebLou]

The first time I listened to Did I Say That I wrote a whole lyric, it was really good actually but I was on a coach and I didn't have a pen so I forgot half of it.

[airhead]

Poor danny! It took ages last night to clear the twin bed for him to sleep on.

[Testify]

can i have a bud please?

[KebLou]

I guess the second bed is for all the rubbish. Oh well for once my room is clean, it took me 2 hours to clean it.

[airhead]

Hello my name is eddie and i'm a messy cow

[airhead]

*gets up on stage and sings dead ringer with danny (my little rhps eddie lookalike*

[black dog]

*quickly phones cleaners to arrange a quick visit to tidy my room*

[black dog]

One bud coming up Testify

[airhead]

Whats all this? I am a spick and span cleaner in other houses! Just my room it's terrible!

Come here!


*tidies BD's room*

[black dog]

Thank Airhead. I forgot to take the Don't Disturb sign off the door. That's why you hadn't been in to clean. All my fault

[airhead]

Thats ok! Just don't forget anymore!

[airhead]

one big drink for me and danny to share with two straws please!

[Heli]

*Heli makes herself a midnight strawberry milkshake and a few guys come up to her with their straws and we all share*

Mmmmmm Yummy!! :D

[airhead]

*Danny and eddie give eachother soppy looks over milkshake*

[Heli]

*Danny and eddie give eachother soppy looks over milkshake*

Steal my idea why don't you!!

God! Why did my sister have to be the evil twin!! :twisted:
Heehee!!

[airhead]

*looks up from milkshake and looks at Heli*

what about your sis! is she evil? :twisted:

*goes back to milkshake, finishes, grabs Danny's leather jacket, kisses, and falls off bar stool but that doesn't phase them*

[Heli]

*looks up from milkshake and looks at Heli*

what about your sis! is she evil? :twisted:

*goes back to milkshake, finishes, grabs Danny's leather jacket, kisses, and falls off bar stool but that doesn't phase them*

Oooooookkkkayyy!! Too much whisky in that milkshake i think!!

Come on now, or mother won't be very happy!!
(we both freakishly like the same things(nearly)!! We both look alike?!!! You need to look at you virtual birth certificate more! lol
:wink:

[airhead]

No whiskey in the milkshake! we're like this anyway! me and danny here are hopeless romantics...

Hmmm. tis quite freaky.... it's almost scary!!!! 8O

*has a break from kissing Danny, looks quickly at virtual birth certificate and says... no, where not sis's but instead we are very similar!*


*carries on kissing dan on the floor*

[Heli]

No whiskey in the milkshake! we're like this anyway! me and danny here are hopeless romantics...

Hmmm. tis quite freaky.... it's almost scary!!!! 8O

*has a break from kissing Danny, looks quickly at virtual birth certificate and says... no, where not sis's but instead we are very similar!*


*carries on kissing dan on the floor*

:roll: :roll:

*Goes back over to the boys and they pick her up and sit her on the bar*

http://users.arc.net/raindog/elvgren/e-ge9607.jpg

*Giggles*

[airhead]

*carries on kissing danny, stops for air, he goes to toilet quick, stands at bar, and starts getting chatted up by bloke, eddie tells him to go away, but he won't. Danny comes out and decks him one*

[Heli]

*carries on kissing danny, stops for air, he goes to toilet quick, stands at bar, and starts getting chatted up by bloke, eddie tells him to go away, but he won't. Danny comes out and decks him one*

Thanx for that Danny! he was getting on my nerves a bit!! :lol:

[airhead]

Yeah thanks dan *kisses his cheek*

*bloke gets back up and swings at dan. Huge fight breaks out*

Oh my good god!!!!!!

[Heli]

*One of the large lads holds me back and safe away from any danger and holds me in his arms!!*

[airhead]

*jumps in middle, pulls danny off and swings at bloke so hard it sends him flying. Sees that whole pub is against him he runs outside*

ahem... well, i wasn't going to let him hit anyone again could I? especially Dan!

Oooh heli, it's looks like you've pulled!

[Heli]

*jumps in middle, pulls danny off and swings at bloke so hard it sends him flying. Sees that whole pub is against him he runs outside*

ahem... well, i wasn't going to let him hit anyone again could I? especially Dan!

Oooh heli, it's looks like you've pulled!

*Grabs me around the waste, strokes my hair, kisses me on the forehead and whispers "Untill tomorrow" and leaves the pub*

I think it's time for that cold shower now!!!

http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/1227.gif

[airhead]

She's scored! Lets have a drink to celebrate!

*danny slaps heli on back and laughs and passes her a drink*

Do i hear wedding bells for you two then? :lol:

[Heli]

She's scored! Lets have a drink to celebrate!

*danny slaps heli on back and laughs and passes her a drink*

Do i hear wedding bells for you two then? :lol:

Hey i only met him this evening!!

Thanx danny! :wink:

I better start being a more responsable bar made! Maybe he likes barmaids!! :lol:

http://freespace.virgin.net/t.marsh/images/pinups/elvgren/elv69002.jpg
Me!!

http://www.imagemakers.mb.ca/pinups/artists/elvgren/elvgren10.jpg

You!! :lol:

[airhead]

yep thats me! just with blonde hair!

Trust me to be topless! I'm a right little flasher sometimes *danny blushes a little*

[Heli]

yep thats me! just with blonde hair!

Trust me to be topless! I'm a right little flasher sometimes *danny blushes a little*

This'll be me in the morning (apart with different coloured hair! obvioulsy)

http://www.photoglamour.it/cartaPinUp/Gil-Elvgreen02.jpg

[airhead]

My hairs weird. It turns an ashy blonde in spring, bright white blonde in the summer, red in autumn, and browny blonde in winter. All natural.

I'll tell you what i look like in the morning!


*messes up hair, adds eyliner to underside of eyes to make them dark, and changes posture to hnchback of notre dam sort*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA wkaes up - but can't remember going to bed 8O **

Dave has finally gone and left a single red rose on the other bed :wink:

** Jumps out of bed - Late for work **

[black dog]

*wake up and goes to door to take off Do Not Disturb sign.*

[black dog]

Love the photos girls. It's nice to see what you look like. :lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO MY BAR :evil:

I better get this place cleaned up and hire a few more bouncers :?

I might have to shut down after this 8O

[Heli]

:twisted: WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO MY BAR :evil:

I better get this place cleaned up and hire a few more bouncers :?

I might have to shut down after this 8O

Don't worry, I'm cleaning it up now!

Do you want any food Neil??

[KebLou]

I know some decent bouncers, but one or two of them aren't heavily built like bouncers are supposed to be, but they are brilliant bouncers.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Neil - It's the young ones

Black Dog & I just sit at the bar having a drink & eyeing up the talent

If you do hire some bouncers - make um good looking & fit :lol:

[Heli]

Neil - It's the young ones

Black Dog & I just sit at the bar having a drink & eyeing up the talent

If you do hire some bouncers - make um good looking & fit :lol:

Lol!!

Afternoon Sharon! Do you want anything??

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

No ta Heli - still at work

Nicking off a few minutes while on my own :devil:

[Heli]

No ta Heli - still at work

Nicking off a few minutes while on my own :devil:

lol!!! Good on yeah, hun!!

[KebLou]

Neil - It's the young ones

Black Dog & I just sit at the bar having a drink & eyeing up the talent

If you do hire some bouncers - make um good looking & fit :lol:

Hey I don't do anything I'm just sitting in the corner revising, and if he hires my friends one of them is in his early twenties and good looking and the others are a bit older but aren't good looking, what do they say oh yeah, easy to the eye. Anyway i'm off revision calls.

[Heli]

Neil - It's the young ones

Black Dog & I just sit at the bar having a drink & eyeing up the talent

If you do hire some bouncers - make um good looking & fit :lol:

Hey I don't do anything I'm just sitting in the corner revising, and if he hires my friends one of them is in his early twenties and good looking and the others are a bit older but aren't good looking, what do they say oh yeah, easy to the eye. Anyway i'm off revision calls.

Yeah go revise!!
If you want anything just call me!!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA walks in completely shattered - goes to room and falls face first on bed **

:zzz:

[airhead]

Been up all night? Don't blame ya. Was in bed last night when there was bang bang bang from next door.

Turns out that the newest person here was hammering in a few posters and it gave me a head ache... Will have a word.

[KebLou]

I'm finished for today now, but now I'm colourig in those Shrinkies, I'm still so young at heart, I've got some Alice in Wonderland ones, it was those or Boyzone, hard choice not. Thanks Heli, but I'm fine.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

NO airhead - not been up all night - just been working like a trooper today and i'm just totally wrecked

[airhead]

ok hun! Want a cup of tea or something? next dor might get a drill out next so earplugs will be included! :lol:

[airhead]

tum tee tum.

*picks up fallen barstools, and worries and worries about bar*


Don't shut down the bar! PLEEEEEEEESE DONT MOUSIE!!!!!

I can be a new bouncer.

[KebLou]

NO airhead - not been up all night - just been working like a trooper today and i'm just totally wrecked

Bad day again today?

[Heli]

Yeah, I know a few of the guys from last wouldn't mind earning a few squid!!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

A Red Stripe over here Heli when you have a minute

Have you managed to calm Neil down ? :lmao:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

keb - yes

2 of us doing the work of 5

got 2 off sick - 1 A/L

but clinics still need covering & sorting

[Heli]

A Red Stripe over here Heli when you have a minute

Have you managed to calm Neil down ? :lmao:

Here you go! One Red Stripe!

Want anything else??

Well, I havn't seen him since this morning! So I'm not sure!! :lol:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Ya Heli a pk of plain crisps please

[Heli]

Ya Heli a pk of plain crisps please

Here you go!! :wink:

Do you want a refill??

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Go on then - a Michelob please

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA gets up and starts singing - after staggering to the stage **

It's all or nothing
And nothing's all I ever get,
Every time I turn it on
I burn it up and burn it out.
There's always something,
There's always something going wrong,
That's the only guarantee,
That's what this is all about. etc etc

[Heli]

Go on then - a Michelob please

Here you go!!!

Just call me when you need me again!!! My guy will be hre soon and I need to freshen up!! :D

[black dog]

Sounds like a nightmare day FA. Why don't you come and have a drink in the Bat and Belfry?

[black dog]

We'll have to give Heli's guy points out of 10 when he gets here.

Could I have a Bacardi Breezer please

[Heli]

We'll have to give Heli's guy points out of 10 when he gets here.

Could I have a Bacardi Breezer please

Here you go! Pinapple Breezer! :wink:

Anything else?

[Testify]

can i have a bud please?

[Heli]

Yeah sure! Here you go!! :wink:

Anything else??

[black dog]

here's the crate of Bud Testify. Help yourself

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Wheres my crate BD - getting some stick in chat

[Testify]

here's the crate of Bud Testify. Help yourself


cheers, if ne one wants one just help yaself :D

[Heli]

Wheres my crate BD - getting some stick in chat

Just ignore them!!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli

I will - if you give me a crate

all in good fun though

[black dog]

*passes crate over the bar to FA*

[Emily]

i want a cup of tea

[Heli]

i want a cup of tea
How do you want it?? :wink:

[Emily]

hot
white
no sugar

with a biscuit
to dunk

served by paul

[KebLou]

not happening today then,
Can I have a horlicks please, soon time for bed.