Life as eddie (i cant post in the blog forum)

[airhead]

Ok here we go.

I woke up this morning from a strange dream at 12 o clock. Watched tin tin over bacon and beans and fried egg and after watched the audio commentry setting on my dvd of rocky horror. So much intellect going on in my life.

Have twice as many spots on my face as yesterday. I think they are unting to take over the world.

[airhead]

WIIIIIIINND!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURRRICANE OUTSIDE MY DOOR!!!!!!!!

iIIIIIIIII'M BOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rob The Badger]

Guest Starring: Rob The Badger!

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!

[airhead]

Been to clacton to view me and me mums future home: a bungalow. A very sweet little bungalow. Just wait until I get my claws into it!!!

Got windswept and wet at seaside. Sunniest place in britain my arse!

Very strange thing happened today. We were eating fish and chips when what should come the radio but an old song whic isn't heard very often, that was played at my nans funeral. On mothers day (spooky 8O cue x files music)

Made mum a painting, and tidied up kitchen while she was asleep. Last night made so much noise washing up i'm surprised it didn't wake her. (those plates had to fall on top of eachother didn't they!)

Went back to pre teens age by playing on the cranes and went on the waltzer and rode the saddest funniest ghost train in the world. It was more Rocky horror than horror.

Thats it... until next time...

[airhead]

aaaah, looked through a suitcase of photos. Me when i was in ballet, me when I went to france... And the usual naked newborn baby photos.

DAD WITH A MULLET!!!! SCARY 8O

Mum looking like jasper carrott!!! YAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

watched 2dtv. Quality watching!

[airhead]

Sigh. Went to shops, bought reeses peanut butter cups. (Why oh why do they hide them in the shadows where i can't see them? :x )

I sorted out my clothes drawers. It's amazing what i brought home from nans. I took home her nighties for gods sake!!! I don't think i wern't on the planet properly when she died. Back now though (or as back as i ever will be! :lol: )

thats it... till next time...

[airhead]

Rediscovered my eddie teddy (trust me, the first teddy i ever had is an exact double of the teddy in the rocky horror show)

thats it really.

[airhead]

I have been re united with two old friends who i han't spoken to in four years! My old teacher and my old friend Jay! Oh It's great to see them once again! I must have looked like little orphan Annie on Jays doorstep...

[w_baskerville]

lol, this is sooo funny!!!!

[airhead]

Today went to the shops (hooray my heart leaps like a gazelle)

Last night had my friends come over pissed as farts. I am NOT happy with either of them.
Talking about my friends finally got slats for my bed. I am fed up with sleeping down a hole. My friend george just had to run across my room, and jump full pelt on my bed. Twice. So six months on, I finally have slats! No more holes horray!

I have a face full of spots and a huge one on my forehead. Oh how wonderful teenager life is.

Times computer has blown up so far: 2

Do I have magnets in my fingers something?!?

[airhead]

Just listening to modern girl full blast. Am pretty depressed. Am missing my nan and grandad something bad. :cry:

Did something real stupid. Have received a library letter to return three guitar books about three months out of date. So looking for these books and I put on meat loaf and by accident i put him on repeat. I left the cd to play to the end like i usually do and I went to shops. Two hours later I went up to my room and poor Meat was still blasting out Bat and the cd was real hot. :roll:

Well, the schools are finally coming up to the easter holidays so maybe I can have a rest!


Till next time,

eddie

[airhead]

Just listening to play by play on paradise. My friends still can't get over the fact that the big man is faking an orgasm on the tape. :roll:

Just heard Roadie is being re released. I think i shall treat myself!

Just noticed that i have a double chin. Thank you nan.

[Heli]

Just heard Roadie is being re released.

*cough cough* Thanx to.......... :roll: :wink:

[airhead]

yes, thanks to you Heli!!!!!

[airhead]

Tum tee tum! I am going on telly!

I was in off license with mum and Jenna getting a few sweets and crisps, when the people in front were being followed by tv cameras. They panned on me and jenna. It should be on telly soon (or next year) If it's about a sh** heap called Dagenham and you see a girl with long blonde hair in a huge leather jacket with no pockets and an aero in her hand, then yay!
You saw me!

[Rob The Badger]

Morrissey has a song called 'Dagenham Dave'. . .as you were. . .

[airhead]

Have been sketching again. A few days ago sketched two pics, one of Kileti (my little fox character who has a slave bangle around her arm) and another of her and her mate Oxeru (my little wolf character) locked up. I don't know why, my hand just drew it. Everyone says my work is getting depressing, so to make up drew my ultimate "realistic" fantasy: a harley davison FDXL 1995 with a box of milk tray on top.
Did more sketching today, drew an Adoption one. You obviously don't know what i'm talking about so I'll explain. It's a picture of Oxeru's sister Hasera with her adopted badger daughter Grala and next to it is a poem:


Not blood of my blood
Not bone of my bone
But in fact my very own
Never forget
for a single minuite
You did not grow under my heart
But you grew in it.

(a poem i found on the internet)
(In my story Grala dies. When Grala was found she was very ill which is why she was abandoned)

Talking about harley davisons, I think i've found the model of the bike Eddie rode in Rocky horror picture show, or very similar: the WLA 1941-1945. I can't find any pics of one on altavista though.

[airhead]

Daylight savings time? Why doesn't anyone tell me these things?!?

Spent night over at my aunts. Watched Britains best sitcom (dunno who won couldn't be bothered to watch that part. They missed out mr bean!!! How could they? My childhood was about watching mr bean on telly!)

Also had the added luxery of Sky tv! WOOOOO!!!!! So I watched half of Mermaids on channel five first, then Meat loaf on biography channel and then Garfeild and friends on the kids channel. Sad isn't it?

Also watched Hercules on my cousins video so it gets worse... :lol:

I think i'm going through my pre hormone years again.

Talking about hormones have been in a real stressed mood all day. Headache and the general grrrrrrs have plagued me all day.

Got spat at by my dinner (It was a steak on this sizzling thing and I put vinegar on my chips. BIG mistake)

well, this is eddie signing off, about to practise more guitar and go to slepp! :zzz:

[airhead]

Update on faux pas! hee hee!


http://www.ozfoxes.com/fauxpas.htm


wheres my mynarski forest update???

http://mynarskiforest.purrsia.com/index.htm

[airhead]

What wouldn't i have given for a bit of this last night: :zzz:

Stayed up all night do not know why was tired and my eyes were closed but I was completely awake. Came down at five am armed with duvet and watched the South Park film. After that a dose of Ab Fab.


reminds me of a joke:
what do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomnic and a worrier?
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.


mynarski forest decided to update at last.

love eddie

[Heli]

reminds me of a joke:
what do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomnic and a worrier?
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.




I dont get it?

[airhead]

a dyslexic is someone who can't spell so god backwards is dog, an insomniac is someone who can't sleep and a worrier is someone who worries a lot. You see it should be "someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a god" geddit?

[Heli]

a dyslexic is someone who can't spell so god backwards is dog, an insomniac is someone who can't sleep and a worrier is someone who worries a lot. You see it should be "someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a god" geddit?

I get it now! I knew what all those things where but i didnt get the dog bit! :roll: :wink:

[airhead]

never mind hun! I'm just amazed that someone out there reads my blog!

[airhead]

Have been a little different lately. I am actually taking pride in myself and people have realised that underneath all those sloppy joe t shirts and mens jeans that there is a pair of tits and a pair of legs under all those bunchy loose clothes.

I think my waistcoat is becoming my trademark.

[KebLou]

You sound like my nan trying to get me into something girlie for a change. It never works.

[airhead]

I refuse to wear make up

[KebLou]

I refuse to wear anything which I percieve to be girlie and if you come near me with Make up will god help you.

[airhead]

TOMBOYS UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i was always a tomboy. I have a stick of red lipstick in my room but thats for fancy dress parties when I go as eddie and put the lipstick on my forehead for blood)

[KebLou]

Yeah lets unite, I don't have any make up in my room, all I have is lots of hair gel.

[airhead]

Yeah! tomboys forever!

(I am the only girl I know who had a catapult and wants to build up the muscles and can handle a pint of guinness cos i love the stuff. Grandad sometimes sneaks me one and it really surprised him!)

[KebLou]

No not guinness, I can't stand any alcohol, but yeah with the muscles thing right now its just about staying toned as I'm not doing much just sitting around revising. I've always been fixing up bikes and I'm always the one playing footie come rain or shine.

[airhead]

I WANNA FAT BOY HARLEY DAVISON!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

[airhead]

Sultonfan has dissapeared of the face of the earth... I think she's exploded!


I have come to a conclusion. I want a harley davison helmet and goggles and i'm gonna put them on on show in my room. All ready for when I get one!

[KebLou]

When I was in America, there were some Harley T-shirts for dogs I nearly brought one as well, shame I'm kicking myself now.

[Rob The Badger]

I have make-up. . .I wear it too.

[KebLou]

Thats ok Rob, I don't have a problem with that just don't try and then force me into wearing it.

[airhead]

Sigh. Watched Rhps again. Had odd strange concuction for dinner at mums bofriends daughters house. Me and mum just sat there bored. I'm just glad I had my trusty walkman with me. I thought i might need it.

Good news! My cousins preggers! She's only six weeks in and she's already put on weight.

At the moment my cat is laying in the suitcase in the spare room (or toot room)

going to dear papas today. I think I shall take my walkman. I think i'm going to need it.

[airhead]

I AM BOOOOOOOOORED.

Bought an easter bunny thing made of chocolate. very sickly yet so delicious.

The babies at dads were ok. Tommy's hairs been cut so he doesn't have those sweet little curls like he used to. :(

What a nightmare getting him to bed though. I thought "yeah, shove him in his cot, put the winnie the pooh music thing on and just leave him to it." Oh yeah, right!
It took 45 mins, four tantrums, few begs from me, several prayers (please please please just go to sleep!) a cuddle. I nearly went to sleep myself at one point. So He was almost off and he was standing up. His head was resting against my belly, so I just stroked the back of his neck a few times. It worked! He literally fell, and fell asleep on his front. After picking up the socks he had thrown outof his cot and replaced his t shirt he ripped off in his tantrum i was finally able to go downstairs.

I think i shall just stay with no children. Cant even put them down without a palaver!

Wrote another song. Craving For Freedom. It's about a girl who is fed up with the repetitive black and white life she lives and decides "Damn this hole!" and she goesaway. I listened to Where Angels sing on repeat all the way through writing it. It really helped me. Thanks Meat Mate!!!!

well thats it.

tata!

[airhead]

:zzz:

What oh what oh what can eddie do today? Oh I know! Same as every day! Sit in front of telly bored sensless!!!!!! oh what a good idea! NOT!

Todays lyric that represents me: Madder than a mad man and bored to the core!

[airhead]

what a weird day.

I was just getting into a fred astair film and then mum got a phone call and it said that my friend from london was at the train station on her way here. A nice surprise!

[airhead]

My last post, well more happened in the night. Not much but all the girls will understand. I had the worlds worst PMT, I was swearing I was slamming doors I had a belly ache, and whats worse THERE WAS NO CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!

Been ill the last two days. Mouldy chicken I ate from the local Favorite shop... I couldn't eat nothing yesturday apart from two poppodums.

being drawing again. Drawn a pic for my friend whothinks he's billy elliot, and it's about "What really happened in swan Lake" and It shows a roast dinner. I am horrible!

[airhead]

Mum bought me Hits out of hell :D :bunny:

[Heli]

Drawn a pic for my friend whothinks he's billy elliot, and it's about "What really happened in swan Lake" and It shows a roast dinner. I am horrible!

:lmao: Classic!!! Truley a classic my friend!! lmao!!

[Bren]

What sort of things do you draw ,airhead?

...just interested

Bren
The Bat

[airhead]

I draw Anthropormorphic (hows that for a big word!) foxes and wolves in a weird disney/ vinci and arty way (just go on google, type in vinci and arty and its a comic strip. Just look at the way the hands are drawn and you see my way of bodies and hands). And my ones tend to wear tribal type jewellry such as slave bangles.

[Bren]

I draw Anthropormorphic (hows that for a big word!) foxes and wolves in a weird disney/ vinci and arty way (just go on google, type in vinci and arty and its a comic strip. Just look at the way the hands are drawn and you see my way of bodies and hands). And my ones tend to wear tribal type jewellry such as slave bangles.

8) had a look, you're clever if what you draw is in that sort of style :D
keep drawing.

...me, i'm an artist, but i paint watercolours....all sorts of subjects.....and i do things like my avatar,(the Bat in my avatar comes from a little animation that i did, for fun)...i draw lots of bats :lol: .....hence the Bren,The Bat

Bren
The Bat

[airhead]

I'm still trying to work out how to post some of my art on here but I don't have any on the internet at all. Is there any other way?

[Bren]

i'm the wrong person to ask :lol: .....go ask on Chris /Rob's tech support topic

..would like to see some of your work :D ....

Bren
The Bat

[airhead]

Thanks bren! Am still trying to work it out!

Ooooh....

I AM DYING OF BOREDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[airhead]

Got a phone call of mate today... a bloke in her band has a relationship on the rocks. He sounds like the perfect match.

16 (2 years older than me.. oh well, can't be helped :D ) he has long hair, big hands, a personality, just two probs. He is in a relationship but it's on the rocks as I said before, and he might be shorter than my last one, he is skinny. Oh well, i'm sure If I can pull him if he splits up with his girl (I would never deliberatly split someone up) i would get my grand master plan into action and fatten him up a little bit!!! :twisted:

hehehe! :devil:

[Bren]

:D
i like reading this topic airhead.... makes me smile :D



Bren
The Bat

[airhead]

ahh thanks bren!

dad came over today so i showed im guitar skills and he wa very impressed. YAY!!!! thats it...

[airhead]

Went to romford and had pie and mash (oh yum oh yum had this all my life how can anyone hate it?!?) and bought BOOH on vinyl (ok ok it's only heaven can wait and booh on it) and it's a limeted edition blood red colour 1978! six quid! Cheap and in mint condish!

Am going to find a frame for it. :D

Read heats blog and shes expecting triplets! :lol: congrats girl!

Also bought an eric clapton video. :D

my back isn't as curved as it used to be now im sitting up straighter, so i hope it stays tat way.

Looked at hair today and it has turned a coppery blonde. Now why can't it stay that colour all year eh?

better go!

[airhead]

Yesterday: had a good day! Me and mum went van- hunting. Drove all the way to chelmesford, found the van was overpriced to what it was and our radiator in the car was overheating, the petrol was running out and I got us lost. Yes, I'm the navigator as i have a good sense of direction (usually) and we landed up going down a dead end road and nearly landed up in a feild. We then took another way, and found ourselfs at a petrol station and It had no petrol. The woman at the desk was going what do you want? Nah, we came here to get our nails done(!) By this time we both have our necks bowed in prayer and we found another station and had macdonalds in it. and I nearly got run over by a van. It was a fun day though! :D

Today: Have sat outside in garden playing eye spy with mum, enjoying the sun while we still can. And ate chicken and chips and as usual, something was wong wih the chicken. It was red. :? I shall have a quiet yell in their ear!

[airhead]

Eric clapton tape got mangled in tape player :cry:
rescued it though.

sadly meat tape last night also got mangled in cd player and couldn't be saved and just threw it in the bin. :cry:

You haven't lived until you have gone up and down the street on your bike with the wind your hair listening on your walkman AFL. I got a few funny looks (just bcause I was playing invisible drums and air guitar and singing along to it) but do I look like i give a poop? NO!!!!! :mrgreen:

Nearly got run over.... was crossing road on bike listening to said song and i looked to te side of me and about 50 yards from my leg was a car 8O am still alive though..... or i wouldn't be writing this!!!! :lol:

[airhead]

Eric clapton tape got mangled in tape player :cry:
rescued it though.

sadly meat tape last night also got mangled in cd player and couldn't be saved and just threw it in the bin. :cry:

You haven't lived until you have gone up and down the street on your bike with the wind your hair listening on your walkman AFL. I got a few funny looks (just bcause I was playing invisible drums and air guitar and singing along to it) but do I look like i give a poop? NO!!!!! :mrgreen:

Nearly got run over.... was crossing road on bike listening to said song and i looked to te side of me and about 50 yards from my leg was a car 8O am still alive though..... or i wouldn't be writing this!!!! :lol:

[KebLou]

Airhead the best is FCOL, as I wear a full face helmet and a pollution mask everyone gives me funny looks anyway, but when I start singing FCOL, they look at me like I'm mad, normally I do this miles away from my home.

I hate cars they are so inconsiderate most of them try to ram you onto the pavement, but once I was on a roundabout and a car cut me up really badly nearly came off my bike (I have a history of falling of my bikes) I was fuming, and the woman and the nerve to start swearing at me, stupid woman, I was really lucky that she stopped when she did, any longer and I would have been under the car.

[airhead]

It was my fault really, I just pulled out in front of him and i didn't look. Shame on me! I keep on forgetting: what song is FCOL again? :oops:

[KebLou]

FCOL, is For Crying Out Loud,

oh well don't worry, you have right of way anyway, but don't take that attitude on to the road, or you might get yourself killed. I know when she nearly killed me I nearly threw my helmet off and said to her 'did you not look' but she started swearing and her son told her off :lmao: she nearly got in another accident further down the road (not looking again) :wtf:

[airhead]

Off to daddykins again and baby world (bluech) but thats ok because i love my bro and sis and dad. One prob. Well theres two but hopefully theres only one there. DADS GIRLFRIEND. I hate her! (for private reasons only) She is a frump, a 35 year old granny, young menopausal!

grrrrr!


well, at least i get to see dad and the babies and hopefully nan and grandad :D

[KebLou]

DADS GIRLFRIEND. I hate her! (for private reasons only) She is a frump, a 35 year old granny, young menopausal!
grrrrr!


Lets hope she doesn't become stepmum, because they get worse then, think they can make you call them mum and the rest.

[airhead]

Just came home from dads. Babies are sweet. sometimes. Tommy is a little sod because he keeps on breaking things (takes after his sister) but molly is my little cuty. I call her tiny because shes like a tiny tears doll. But you can guess what happened! BLEURCH... yes she threw up all over my arm. but she just missed my jeans.. phew. Dad was in the kitchen looking at us: Molly squirming down in her baby seat until shes just this heap at the bottom of it, Tommy banging a video case about and me doing a Jimi hendrix with an air guitar and singing to AIG.

Ah yes another thing. Apperently the person who said I could sing was deaf. Thanks dads girlfriend. No offence was taken. I just sang louder :p

[airhead]

Just decided to watch 51st state and i got bored in first ten minutes. So here i am, ready and awaiting

[Heli]

Just decided to watch 51st state and i got bored in first ten minutes. So here i am, ready and awaiting

You got bored watching 51st State!!!???? 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O






You are no longer my twin!!! 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

[airhead]

Oh, heli! It wern't my cup of tea, I like comedy and spoof!!!


Mind you, I was rolling round the floor in laughter when meat exploded!!!!

[Crystal Eyes]

8O 8O 8O

How could you laugh at Meat dying?!

It was horrifying and tragic and stuck with tradition.

[Heli]

It was soo cool!! Now thats one hell of a way to go!! :D

[airhead]

exploding after you vomit.... hmmm.... certainly dramatic!

I had another weird dream last night...

I dreamt i was in my house and theres all these zombies and werewolves (no i haven't watched dawn of the dead or shaun of the dead recently) and we were fighting them off and I could see we weren't going to win so I tell my mum We wouldn't but she got angry but in the end me and a crowd of these people were running real quick and me mum got angry at me again for not wearing any shoes so she walks in moaning that I was putting her in danger and before she comes back we all run, into this holiday place and theres the werewolf and it chases me and this couple into a little room, and they are then inside a plastic bag filled with water but they can breath. Then the lizard (why oh why do i always dream what i saw on the telly just before i go to bed?) starts throwing custard pies at us :??: Then i wake up....

[airhead]

Woke up this morning at twenty past six and panicked thinking it was twenty past six at night. :!: :roll:

anyway, just got home, will curl up on settee tonight with late easter egg....

[airhead]

Have also been told today I have a dirty laugh. Heee! Or an evil laugh. i'm a good impressionist, just not of people. I can do a cute version of ther big bunny song that made george laugh his head off.

[airhead]

Sausage sandwhiches RULE!!!! :D

Rain rain rain... go away, come back another day....

[airhead]

Lovely sunny day, first guitar lesson, learnt rod stewarts song "We are sailing" and nice warm night. What a lovely beautiful day! The suns shining, the birds are singing and i'm twanging away rod stewerts songs!

[The Archangel Gabriel]

Lovely to see someone enjoying the simple things in life like a beautiful day.
Greetings little airhead


Yours faithfully
Gabriel

[airhead]

ok, rain, i said come back another day so why not now!!!! Cool down the human fireball!

I am a human tomato, i am like that one out of the famous five, the one on fire. My scalp and arms are the worst. my scalp is red raw. I hope I don't start peeling.

Mum and I did a bootsale today so thats why i am so burnt. I earned about 9 quid (ok, so i can't sell stuff. I've only been doing it since I was three) and spent fiver buying south park video collection. Clubhouse is kinda sweet, and flashbacks is kinda boring and confusing.

[airhead]

ok, my owner eddie says she cant be bothered to write anymore in this blog so she is payng me a tin of cat food a day to write for her.

Ok let me introduce myself. I am Alfie, an elderly and fat tom cat who likes to pretend i am a human. I like dribbling and talking in a meow sort of way and sleep on eddies bed so she wakes up sneezing.

Eddie today just sat outside with her guitar "playing it". I am sailing by Rod stewart. So she laid it down frustrated (she's having a moody day, woke up happy, frustrated in miday and tearful now) and write out her own little tune saying "the ship has now sailed and sunk" to my other owner her mum.

so now she is at her computer stressed out. I think its a good idea if I clear off now and catch those fish in her room.

New objective to do before I die:

eat Canvey and Island.

[airhead]

Oh yes. Eddie went on her rollerskates (she could never skate so why is she doing it now? In my eleven years on this earth I'll never understand that girl) sent out to get batteries and eggs :shock:

She came home without eggs. it turns out she wasn't alowwed in the shop with those things on her feet. Thank kitty god.

[airhead]

Eddie decided that canvey and island were soppy names for her fish so she has now christened them jimi and hendrix. Strange because those fish are suicidal, banging against the sides of the tank :shock:

Can't say I can't blame her.

Just spent day lounging around and hiding in shed so was in danger of being shut in there again.

Both owners are bored and mooching around, nothing better to do.

It seems eddie is getting a bit lonely on the love life front. her only boyfriend she has ever had (excluding that baby boyfriend of hers when she was five) was not her type at all and he was gay anyway. Shes got a picture of eddie from RHPS on her mirror for gods sake!!!!! I think i shall set her up with that nice boy she was pissed off about a few days ago, poor girl.

Well, I think i am getting my first payment of whiskas right now...

ciao!!!!

[KebLou]

Airhead be careful with your cat and the fish, I like the names though, I think my dog needs a new name

[airhead]

Aaaah. Eddie came home from school PISSED OFF and changed into little shorts and a small top. Three hours later the heavens open, and after walking around the local town like this she came back home shivering.

Ruby my tormenter and youthful disposition monitor is now on cold turkey from chocolate as the poor young dog used to sit at the bar (yes, my owners have an old bar in their front room) that is full of chocolate and shake, and leaving her food to rot in the kitchen, much to owners annoyance and woorying. She is now eating fairly normally and only has a panic attack over chocolate if you are eating it as well.

Oh yes, she is happy now though. You can call it ecstatic! The Cher tickets at last came through the post!!! :D She is jumping about like a madwoman!

Well, jimi and hendrix are suicidal, by banging againt the sides of the tank, and whilst laying on owners bed last night all I heard was bonk bonk bonk bonk *little pause* BONK. Even the fish are barmy.

Owner has also noticed she has a small twitch in her eye when upset in some way or another. She has only had it for five months and hasn't even noticed!!! :shock: She has it cos shes been under a lot of stress.

ok, the other cat, my dear nephew tiger is itching for another fight so i'm off to punch the lights out of him and train eddie up for being my very own don king.

sogoodbye, and remember, a mouse a da keeps the vet away! :p

[airhead]

aaaah. Did kitty things today. Thunder and rain last night kept pet human awake last night. She says its like natures very own firework display and she loves them.

My pet went to guitar lessons again today, and learnt house of the rising sun. Came back all fresh faced and bouncy, and came bac to listen to that strange man in the radio who she calls "meat loaf". I ddn't know food could sing :??:

I wonder how "meat loaf" can breath in that tiny little cd player she's got...

[airhead]

Owners are shouting at eachother, but not because they are angry, its because owner #1 eddie is "singing" OITRVM and owner #2 is telling her to shut up, johnny rotton would be proud, that she sounds like a crow with laryngitis... Owner #1 is just singing louder and louder... I think she should join the cats chorus outside!! She's great in cat terms!!!

[airhead]

pet humans went to susans last night, (pet #1's auntie and pet #2s sister) and stayed the night. Yuppers, pet human #1 skived off school after an hour of bribery.

Well, susan has had an intrest in a rolf harris lookalike for a while and he was her decorater. He broke a pipe and said it wern't his problem and now there is water pouring out of the wall in the street. Pet human eddie hates him with a vengeance. He is selfish, and a conman. but for some reason susan still fancies him and is always making up excuses for him. Hes ugly on the outside as well as on the inside. So pets stayed over there for most of day, whilst susan is stressed and upset. Poor sue.

They came home and ruby had pooed everywhere on the carpet, was cleared up by a neighbor before they got in and got home to a horrible poo smell. gross. Am glad I am a cat. It was this food they had borrowed last week that caused it so pet #2 ran it over to a woman over the road to give her dog the s***s. :lol:

pet #2's boyfriend is coming over tonight with his 15 year old daughter who eats hardly aything, has tantrums and total opposite to pet #1. Can only pity her...

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Pet has been very depressed this weekend, but thanks to her mum, she knows whats wrong now. Her mum is so nice, and shes given eddie a kick up the backside, opened her eyes and had eddie cry all over her until she felt better, and she listened to her, every single one, and they both cried until it ended in them laughing about memories of eddies nan and grandad, their little funny ways and edde grieved and is now feeling better.

love alfie

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Pet is feeling amazing! She has the spirit again! Just changed her image, bright girlie clothes and happy music, and lots of hope in her heart! After being trapped in a lift, a good scream, a good shopping trip, a new cd. Its like eddie has had a happiness transplant. Its almost like the old days, writing songs, (yes she wrote a new one, its called Lift again.Its about two friends, one is depressed and low, and the other was exactly the same a while ago, but her friend lifted her again, and now she is trying to lift her friend again. Eddie is writing the music for it.) playing guitar, singing to her music, playng air guitar and air drums, and even air saxaphone!

OMG!!!! And fish are alive! How better can her life get?

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14 days to go .... :cool:

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Pet came off phone. Am worried. well worried ain't the word. Yes, her and her friend is going to form a duo... TD sorts duo, more speaking than actual singing. I'm terrified!

14 days to go...

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Okay. I'm back. Alfie is retired and away chasing the nesting pigeons at the bottom of the garden.

Just sang (well half screamed and laughed) Bad For Good. Got screamed at by mum by saying the babies next door will wake up. Says a lot about my singing sklls and look at me: I'm making a duo. Told my friend george and he looked a bit shocked.

"You mean... you's two together as in a couple???"

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"No you pranny! A BAND DUO!!!!!!!"


prat. :lol:

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oooooh... 13 days to go.... tic toc tic toc

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Groan: weird day. At school was asked to write a story called The Journey. (how old am I? 14: I did this stuff when I was ten!!!!) everyone else was writing things like being in a car, and a train or spooky stuff. What do I write about? Friggin' alan the ant going down the pavement. :lmao:

We've come up with a name for the group. Pigs rectum :? I think i'll take Jenna aside and gently tell her that Pigs Rectum is not exactly the sort of name that people who are boring will not *ahem* appreciate.

Waistcoat is no longer. Instead have taken to wearing my old trusty beret with huge dennis the menace badges on.

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7 days to go.... ooooooh....

snoresles... :zzz:

have got market in the morning. 4 am. groooooooaaaan..... can't I just stay in bed, take a train there and then do my speciality... busking. I busk at the side of my mums stall, get a fair few bob.

Weird day too. Went rollerskating, complete with beret, and mans jeans and old top, and with zzzap lolly, and my sixeties music on the windowsill blaring out onto the street. aaaah, life is goooood! :cool:

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I think I'll take chris's advice on the eric clapton chat up line. Yep i decided that life's too short for waiting for blokes to chat me up, so i'll wait until my luvverly holiday to come, and a longhair boy is there, hehehe! :devil:

Listening to john lennon. BOW DOWN!!!!! Yuppers, i ave pics of him adorning my wall. He's my hero. And has been for 3 years. The music is just flowing through me.... i haven't felt like this for a while.

Talking about john lennon, I've been a bad girl. I bought a marker pen, and graffitied. But I didn't write stuff like "eddie 4eva" or stuff like that. I wrote give "peace a chance- john lennon" and "war is over if you want it- john lennon" and "DOWN WITH BLAIR AND BUSH!!!" There is a phone box near the local supersaver shop. Someones written on it "War is politics with bloodshed. Politics is war without bloodshed" I couldn't have said it better.

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Yesterday got a little goodiebag of treties. Mums boyfriend works in london, and he was outsde this posh do (he wasn't part of it, he's scruffier than me, and THATS an acheivement) and he nicked a bag of them they were giving to the guests. in it was a little bottle of baileys, a facewash, some scrub stuff, funny almondy things, a sample packet of funny tea and posh chocolate. Is this what the middle and upper classes get? what do we get eh when we do have a bash? A bag of jelly babies and a box of PG TIPS. :roll:

Oh, suffereing of the clarse system. I am proud of being a working class and wen I am rich, I will never ever ever forget my roots.

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Last day of school today due to the fact that I AM FINALLY MOVING!!!!!!! 7 MONTHS OF PAINFUL BORING FUNLESS SLOG AND WE'VE GOT IT!

Was lazing about yesterday and looked out of window. (this is true on my grandmothers urn) and saw out of the corner of my eye... no it cant be... yes... a blow up baloon dog was flying past the window! Run out, woke mum up and pointed to this big dog. She couldn't believe it! I was falling about laughing. :lmao:

People won't hear much from me from friday. But I promise i'll write the reveiw on the concert!

3 DAYS TO GO :mrgreen:

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Hello i am back and thin and got a headache and stressed yet chillin' and stressing and MY HEAD IS KILLLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!


P.s. My head is in a spin. did you guess?

pps. Can I strangle someone please?

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I stubbed my toe.

It is all purple and black.

I shouted out, 9 o clock in the morning in a place full of old people...

B******S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it hurt.

And I got done for it!!!!! a huge row and a stamping of feet. My oor ickle toenail. My poor ickle pride. my poor ickle ego.

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Just got home from school.
am having a good time, most are friendly but of course theres the odd prat but generally i love it!