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Rob The Badger
21 Mar 2004, 19:41
http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

Hilarious.
R.
21 Mar 2004, 20:37
rofl :up: :))
My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'.
Chris
21 Mar 2004, 21:04
I ahve just read the list and I am not laughing.

The reason I am not laughing is because i laughed so hard i fell off the chair and hurt myself!!!

Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

(Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.

If only I knew that when teachers said it to me at school!
shadow1000001
22 Mar 2004, 01:56
#104 was my personal favorite :twisted:


Maria
goodhip
22 Mar 2004, 02:38
one of the funniest things i have read in a long time have just emailed it to everyone i know its that good
Chris
22 Mar 2004, 21:10
Would my boss accept it if i took orders off clippy??

The Microsoft ® ‘Dancing Paperclip’ is not authorized to countermand any orders.
The Flying Mouse
22 Mar 2004, 21:45
:twisted: Oh my god, that's awesome :lmao:
Best laugh i've had in ages.
Is this suposed to be a true story? 8O It can't be :lol:
Thanks for posting it Rob :up:
I've put a pint on the bar for you at The Bat :D .
native texan
23 Mar 2004, 18:40
I loved this! Some of them had me laughing out loud. I shared them with my husband (who's in the Army) and he about fell off his chair. Thanks for the link

PS- although I don't see a problem with professing to be a citizen of "texas and the forty-nine other, lesser states" :wink:
The Flying Mouse
16 Mar 2008, 14:41
:twisted: Thought i'd bump this up for those who have never seen this.

Skippy's list is till one of the funniest things i've ever read on this forum :lmao:
Monstro
16 Mar 2008, 14:59
87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

This one I already use on here lol
Battybarb
17 Mar 2008, 11:23
i like it lol
AndyK
17 Mar 2008, 13:20
Must admit I've been warned about this one too ...


Must not taunt the French any more.
The Flying Mouse
17 Mar 2008, 13:25
:twisted: Don't worry Andy, under the laws of England, to Englishm,an can ever be asked not to taunt the French.

EVER! :yep: