COUPLE!

[Emily]

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Apr/2004417326374953687908.jpg

Do me and Paul make a good couple??!?! :wink: :lol:

Emily

[Emily]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??????????????

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Emily Crook

[Tamsin]

YOU TWO MAKE A FABULOUS COUPLE!
AWWWW SO CUTE TOGETHER!!! http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/644.gif http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/417.gif
get married so i can have him as my brother in law!!!

if u dont marry him..........http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/mad/332.gif http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/mad/206.gif


colleen crook-in-law

[airhead]

aaaaaaah, what a sweet couple hunny! Can I be bridesmaid?

[Emily]

yes you can be a bridesmaid! I want as many as
possible..
i'll make a scam so u can catch the bouquet airhead :twisted:

[airhead]

ooooooh yeah Thank you hunny!!

well, i'll get a time machine and fetch young meat to the future, then I can!


Alright, i have a pram, a few bits of wood, a few nails and som superglue to make one.

[RSG]

Great Couple :P

what can i be? please not flower boy, hey, can i be one of the bands to perform at the big ceremony? 8)

o ya, Emily, you look pretty :P Paul's a lucky dude :twisted:

[Heli]

Great Couple :P

what can i be? please not flower boy, hey, can i be one of the bands to perform at the big ceremony? 8)

o ya, Emily, you look pretty :P Paul's a lucky dude :twisted:

I'm gonna be backing singer in the band!!!

Can I be flower girl please???!!!

Pretty pretty pretty please with a Crook on top! :bunny: :mrgreen:

[Gez]

Does Paul know that you wanna be a lap dancer 8O

[Heli]

You know what would be funny?!

If someone stook your pic, emily, on CC's head, in your avatar.

You'd be looking at Paul then!!

[black dog]

Great pic Emily

Hope we're all invited to the wedding

[Alex]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??????????????

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Emily Crook

Ok, definately voting yes!! 8O aghh!

[Sapphire Lady]

Emily

It's a lovely photo of you and Paul.

Hope you're sitting down, but here's a photo from Paul's website of him with another lady (and Santa 8O )

http://www.metalloaf.com/images/KristiePaulSanta.jpg

Her name is Kristie but I don't know who she is. Maybe she's his sister. :mrgreen:

[Emily]

Yeah, I've seen that pic before....!

Keep voting yes! HEE-HEE!!

Emily

[Emily]

Does Paul know that you wanna be a lap dancer 8O

That was a joke :wink:

Emily

[Gez]

So was my post :D

[Emily]

I hope everyone votes YES from now on...just because y'all love me really :wink: :lol:

Emily

[Emily]

WEEZY!!!!!!! Have you voted yet??!

Emily

[Tamsin]

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Apr/2004424925028142036831.jpg



what about me and kasim????!!!



colleen!

[Heli]

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Apr/2004424925028142036831.jpg



what about me and kasim????!!!



colleen!

Wow!!! It's great Coll!!

How do yo do that because i want a go!!:mrgreen:

[Emily]

Colleen we can have a double wedding......... :lol:

[Tamsin]

which cruel 13 people voted NO! .........http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/mad/1335.gif
how can u not see how cute they are together and anyway.....
i want paul as my brother in law http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/250.gif



to all u evil ones that voted no......http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/violent/sterb007.gif


colleen sulton and crook-in- law

[Rob The Badger]

which cruel 13 people voted NO! .........http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/mad/1335.gif
how can u not see how cute they are together and anyway.....
i want paul as my brother in law http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/250.gif



to all u evil ones that voted no......http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/violent/sterb007.gif


colleen sulton and crook-in- law

Surely asking someone, albeit politely, to die, is far more evil than voting correctly (i.e. no) in a silly poll, in my opinion.

[Emily]

Its just an F***ing joke Rob!

Everyone just vote YES!! Hee-Hee! Hopefully Metal Loaf will come on and vote yes :wink: Hee-Hee!


Emily

[Rob The Badger]

He's not exactly good looking though is he?

[Steve]

I trust "COUPLE" is a description of a twosome rather than an order!

[The Archangel Gabriel]

which cruel 13 people voted NO! .........http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/mad/1335.gif
how can u not see how cute they are together and anyway.....
i want paul as my brother in law http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/250.gif



to all u evil ones that voted no......http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/violent/sterb007.gif



Thou shouldst treat thy fellow forum members with respect 8O .......
you might intend this as a joke, but this kind of childish post can cause offence.

Yours faithfully
Gabriel

[Emily]

Gabriel, it IS a joke....no offence is intended to anyone.

Emily

[Oriel]

Wow Emily, an attractive Meat Loaf fan, I thought I'd never see the day...

[The Archangel Gabriel]

Gabriel, it IS a joke....no offence is intended to anyone.

Emily

My dear Emily
my words were kindly meant :)

a joke ="a thing said or done to excite laughter",

i personally do not find any humour in saying "plz die"to anyone wether intended in jest or not. (i know that post was not posted by you) That is the reason for my previous post, just trying to tactfully point out that not everyone shares your sense of humour....each to his own, i will leave you to your fun....as i said my post was kindly meant :D

Yours faithfully
Gabriel

[Emily]

He's not exactly good looking though is he?

Well, lets see YOUR picture ROB. Lets see if you can talk....huh?


Emily

[Oriel]

Ding ding ding!!!
Time out, contestants!

Round two will begin in 3...2...1... and fiiiiight!

/me runs out of the way

[Rob The Badger]

He's not exactly good looking though is he?

Well, lets see YOUR picture ROB. Lets see if you can talk....huh?


Emily

I'll have you know I'm perfectly gorgeous. . .

[Emily]

Prove it then Robbie... :twisted:

[Rob The Badger]

There used to be a picture on here somewhere. . .

[Oriel]

I hope it's not the one in your sig...

[Rob The Badger]

I hope it's not the one in your sig...

I am a blue hedgehog, yes.

[Emily]

Post it on this thread then :evil:

[Rob The Badger]

The real me:
















































































http://www.emotioneric.com/realeric.jpg

[KebLou]

Rob you are a joker, go on post a real picture, or send it to me.

[black dog]

That's a lovely photo of you Rob. It looks so much better than the one in the picture thread :lol: :lol:

[madonna123968848]

Glad to see we are all getting along like usual :lol:

Rob, I have met people like u before lol ... behave :wink:

[Pudding]

Although as a rule I don't usually agree with Rob I'll have to agree with him here and say Paul Crook isn't exactly a hot biscuit. Don't get me wrong he's not ugly but I don't see what someone who's pretty like Emily is finds in a man who looks like a 6 foot wand once owned by Paul Daniels??

Spud :twisted:

[Emily]

Excuseme......Paul Crook isa 6ft SEX GOD not wand..... He's GORGEOUS, and I love him...now would everyone just accept that!!!

Emily

P.S. For now, no means yes and yes means no....in my poll ;)

[Pudding]

How can you call somebody a SEX GOD if you haven't ever (and probably will never) had sex with them?. The guy might be a 3 stroke Eddie for all you know and plops his lot before you can say "strum my pumpkin!"

Spud :twisted:

[airhead]

whats a three stroke eddie?

[Pudding]

After 3 strokes they come 8O (sorry for the crudeness)

Pud :twisted:

[KebLou]

Your very blunt aren't you Spud? Hey its your opinion and I think your entitled to your opinion.

[Keab42]

P.S. For now, no means yes and yes means no....in my poll ;)

Dear Lord!!!!

If you cant accept the fact that people might say "no" why did you even bother to have a poll in the first place!!!?????

the whole point of a poll is to see what peoples opinions are, if you are going to disagree with the opinions of those who vote, why bother in the first place???

It's quite obvious that you've made your mind up long ago, so why did you even bother the forum with this pointless drivel???

[airhead]

they do what? (sorry i'm living up to my name here am very tired and a headache so don't know what everyones talking about)

[Emily]

keab, I AM ONLY JOKING ABOUT THAT........ HOLY CRAP...

8O 8O 8O 8O

Emily

[Emily]

Keab....if u thought it was pointless then why did u come in here...and even more so REPLY....

im just taking the piss 8O

Emily

[Keab42]

There is a difference between joking and being childish, i'm afraid that this would appear to fall into the second category.

[Emily]

whatever

[Pudding]

Your very blunt aren't you Spud?

Sometimes you have to be to get a point across, otherwise some people won't understand what the hell your talking about. Which can cause confusion, misinterpretation and bad spelling!, something that's happened to me on a number of occasions.

Spud :twisted:

[LostSoul]

Emily, I got your joke. :wink:

Try more smileys, maybe they'll finally get it.
Some folks here should take that stick out of their bums! :roll:

ROCK ON FUN TIMES! :twisted:


Patricia

[Tamsin]

Dear Lord!!!!

If you cant accept the fact that people might say "no" why did you even bother to have a poll in the first place!!!?????

the whole point of a poll is to see what peoples opinions are, if you are going to disagree with the opinions of those who vote, why bother in the first place???

It's quite obvious that you've made your mind up long ago, so why did you even bother the forum with this pointless drivel???


Keab42,
she is just having a laugh...what the hell is wrong with u?

[Emily]

After 3 strokes they come 8O (sorry for the crudeness)

Pud :twisted:

Oh GOD! :roll:

Emily

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Emily - I am sure you could contribute to the forum very well - if you were not infatuated with Paul :wink:

There are other great subjects to help with :P

[Emily]

Why does every thread i start get ruined...... :cry:
People always start fighting and taking things too seriously..... :roll:

This thread is only a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Emily

[Winston]

There is an ignore button for everyone who is fed up with Emily's infatuation with Paul.....she is not going to stop posting about him. She loves him. Everybody needs to get a life and relax. Her obsession with Paul is no different from the One For The Girls.....people have just the same obsessions about Meat....and I don't see anyone here going on about that????

[Emily]

Yeah, I wont stop posting about him...

[airhead]

I am not obssessed!

I am too busy with things like music and guitars and art and songwriting to be obssessed with anything! (I'm obssessed with the arts in life: writing, music, drawing and sketching and having a good fun time and harley davisons!)

[Weezy]

There is a difference between joking and being childish, i'm afraid that this would appear to fall into the second category.

Keab go somewhere else :evil:

[The Flying Mouse]

If you post a poll on the forum, not only the original poster, but everyone else must accept at least some negative votes/posts.

Theres a rule here about mutual respect.Everyone has an opinion, and they are entitled to it.Just because someone doesn't agree with what you think does not give you the right to say nasty things.
Some of what has been said has been meant in fun.As a joke.But it is sometimes difficult to convey humour on the internet as there is no tone to your words :wink: .

I have also advised in the past that if there is a thread you don't like, don't read it.
This is Off Topic, and almost anything goes :wink: .
There are bound to be threads that are not going to be of any interest to you.There are certain threads that bore the hell out of me :zzz: but I have to read them because i'm a moderator of this forum.Everyone else has the luxury that they can choose not to read threads.
If someone is being in your opinion "childish" just ignore their thread and leave them to have their fun.

Last of all, if you have a poroblem anywhere on this forum, contact a member of staff before getting into a heated debate over nothing.
There are better things to discuss.

[LostSoul]

Yeah, and I'm entitled to think that some folks have a stick stuck where the sun doesn't shine. :lmao:

ROCK ON FUN! :twisted:


Patricia

[Bren]

Yeah, I wont stop posting about him...

Emily,
why don't you start your self a thread particularly for that purpose :D
an " i love Paul" thread or something :lol:

then you can post away to your hearts content about how much you adore him......and other like- minded people can join in
....but confine it to the one thread...........not every topic on off topic!!!
:lol:
and those who don't want to read the same thing posted by you on every topic on off topic will simply be able to avoid that thread.....

That way everyone's happy :D ....simple solution :D i'm sure Mousie would agree

Bren

[Emily]

thanks Bren.... I sorta use 'one for the girls' for that.... but If i start a topic like that, I'm sure I'd be talking to myself in it!

I started one on KasimInfo anyway...

[Weezy]

thanks Bren.... I sorta use 'one for the girls' for that.... but If i start a topic like that, I'm sure I'd be talking to myself in it!


Yes sis, you would be talking to yourself in it coz no-one else would dare post!!! :twisted: You wouldn't let them! :twisted:

[Emily]

Thats because he's all mine.............http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/evil/509.gif

he, he, he...
Emily

[Emily]

hey.......... Here's another :twisted: of me and him together :twisted:

http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/l/lc/lclarke/123100_6397.jpg

sorry....couldnt resist :roll:

Emily

[Rob The Badger]

they do what? (sorry i'm living up to my name here am very tired and a headache so don't know what everyones talking about)

The pop their load after three ins and outs during rogering.

[airhead]

okaaaay.... :oops: thanks for the sex education lesson.... i'll be in the bat.... :oops:

[Emily]

:roll: