Friendship!!

[Weezy]

Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/246.gif "friendship" poems that always
sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a
series of promises that really speaks to true friendship! http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/144.gif


1. When you are sad, http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/sad/014.gif ...I will get you drunk (or gorge on chocolate) and help you plot revenge against the sorry b*stard http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/mad/249.gif who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/sad/141.gif ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/sad/021.gif

3. When you smile, http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/happy/783.gif ...I'll know you finally got laid. http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/happy/604.gif

4. When you are scared, http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/crazy/086.gif ...I will rag you about it every chance I get. http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/evil/676.gif

5. When you are worried, http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/sad/1201.gif ...I will tell you horrible stories http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/crazy/1321.gif about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused, :? ...I will use little words to explain. http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/fingers/fing03.gif

7. When you are sick, http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck16.gif ...stay away from me until you're well again. http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/crazy/265.gif I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/happy/077.gif at your clumsy http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/crazy/363.gif ass.



This is my oath, ...I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/sad/533.gif
Because you're my friend! http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/angels/teu08.gif


Tell this to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you
can only think of two, http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/sad/739.gif and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway. http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/mad/371.gif


Remember:

A friend will help you move. http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/happy/962.gif

A really good friend will help you move a body. http://e4u.deltait.com.au/dressed/bek095.gif



Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

[Fallen Angel]

:lmao:

[Chris]

Blast!!!!

I ahve just spent ages typing in this, was about to post it when i spotted this topic!!! I presume you read the same thing as me today!!

Oh well, is still jolly good

[[RDH]draconia]

roflmao like it

[shadow1000001]

I love it Wezzy! :wink:

[Heli]

Heehee! Being a Kasim fan is great!!! Get to see things first!!! :mrgreen:

[black dog]

That is really great Weezy. Gave me a really good laugh

[Bren]

it was posted on off topic before....sometime back.........so not new to me

Bren

[Weezy]

Didn't see it in here before Bren....I know some peeps on here needed a good laugh so that's why I posted it :lol: Yes Heli, Kasim fans see the best things first!! :twisted: :wink:

[black dog]

I hadn't seen it before Weezy so thank you for posting it

[Ageing Bat]

Oh, I like! That's sooo true! Number 7 is very 'me' - have passed out at the sight of my son vomiting before, and all my friends know not to come near me if they're feeling a bit queezy.

[mrs badcrumble]

Weezy that is fabulous ... am going to send it to all *cough cough* (both) my friends :D ... and Ageing Bat isn't kidding i remember her almost throwing my son out of her car when he was feeling sick and she was driving at the time !!!!! :D

[Emily]

Thanks Weezy for making me smile! xox

[Heli]

Friendship is rare,
Do you know what I'm sayin' to you?
Friendship is rare.
My derriere,
When you find out much later
That they don't really care.
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, can't you see?

Oh shit there's a bear,
Could you hand me that shotgun buddy,
Also that chair?
We're fighting a bear
Now your life's in grave danger
And you don't even care.
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me,
Say a prayer for me,
'Cause it's rare to be
In Tenacious D.

Friends will be friends
They're running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!

Friends will be friends
They're running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!
Long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends, yeah

Everytime i read the name of this thread this song pops in my head!!

[airhead]

number eight is tue to me so much :lmao: *recalls quickly a very funny memory*

[KebLou]

yeah number 8 is true, :lol:

[Skeleton]

:lmao: