[RDH]draconia
24 Apr 2004, 21:32
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas,
TX where a woman may go to choose a husband from among
many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the
men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
ascends the flights.
There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any
floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you
go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit
the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a
husband. On the first floor the sign on the door
reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well,
that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder
what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have
jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I
wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have
jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm,
better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help
with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very
tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And
again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have
jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with
the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh,
mercy me! But just think what must be awaiting me
further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor
3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women
are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice
day.
TX where a woman may go to choose a husband from among
many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the
men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
ascends the flights.
There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any
floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you
go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit
the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a
husband. On the first floor the sign on the door
reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well,
that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder
what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have
jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I
wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have
jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm,
better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help
with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very
tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And
again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have
jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with
the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh,
mercy me! But just think what must be awaiting me
further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor
3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women
are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice
day.