airhead
28 Jun 2004, 21:46
The giles cartoons?
Grandma?
(motorcycle rider, the old woman who carries bricks in her bag and pepper spray and wrestles grown polar bears and would send her friend, whilst hiding behind a bunch of sandbags, down the pavement to open a letter when theres a letter bomb warning out)
Mother?
(Wears her hair in curlers, grandmother to the twins and george jnr)
Father?
(sociable, loves a pinta, lives in fear of his wife)
George?
(bookworm, permanently got a pipe hangng out of his mouth, wears a beret, never moves. The apocolypse could come and he would still be reading Darwin)
Auntie Vera?
(Sniffly, always got a pill box on her, sickly, little and feeble and quiet, looks remarkably like a stick insect)
Anne?
(Mum to two twins, (father unknown) with an everpresent cigarette and a huge shirt)
Carol
(Original Mansplayer, the one who brings home unsutible bearded boyfriends, always prettifying herself)
Bridget
(sweet, little schoolgirl, enjoys dollies and torturing ernie)
Ernie
(Miniture version of Father. Secretely smokes)
Twins
(always airborne in mad ecstasy)
George Junior
(baby, secretly intelligent)
Stinker
(Inspired, camera weilding spiky haired little boy. Never speaks.)
The shed
(Changes every week... once hosting a cluster of hedgehogs)
And in:
The young ones?
Neil: Brainless depressed hippy who once locked his friend in the fridge. Tidies up and lives on a diet of tofu, lentils and yoga.
Vyvyan: A punk, loves rock music, self harms, shouts at any oppurtunity, was once pregnant, wears a waistcoat with "Very metal" on it
Rik: Middle class, poet, over enerjetic, annoying, poncy prat.
Mick: "Normal" one. Loves the women. The other boys look up to him even though he is barely five foot tall.
(I was bored okay?)
Grandma?
(motorcycle rider, the old woman who carries bricks in her bag and pepper spray and wrestles grown polar bears and would send her friend, whilst hiding behind a bunch of sandbags, down the pavement to open a letter when theres a letter bomb warning out)
Mother?
(Wears her hair in curlers, grandmother to the twins and george jnr)
Father?
(sociable, loves a pinta, lives in fear of his wife)
George?
(bookworm, permanently got a pipe hangng out of his mouth, wears a beret, never moves. The apocolypse could come and he would still be reading Darwin)
Auntie Vera?
(Sniffly, always got a pill box on her, sickly, little and feeble and quiet, looks remarkably like a stick insect)
Anne?
(Mum to two twins, (father unknown) with an everpresent cigarette and a huge shirt)
Carol
(Original Mansplayer, the one who brings home unsutible bearded boyfriends, always prettifying herself)
Bridget
(sweet, little schoolgirl, enjoys dollies and torturing ernie)
Ernie
(Miniture version of Father. Secretely smokes)
Twins
(always airborne in mad ecstasy)
George Junior
(baby, secretly intelligent)
Stinker
(Inspired, camera weilding spiky haired little boy. Never speaks.)
The shed
(Changes every week... once hosting a cluster of hedgehogs)
And in:
The young ones?
Neil: Brainless depressed hippy who once locked his friend in the fridge. Tidies up and lives on a diet of tofu, lentils and yoga.
Vyvyan: A punk, loves rock music, self harms, shouts at any oppurtunity, was once pregnant, wears a waistcoat with "Very metal" on it
Rik: Middle class, poet, over enerjetic, annoying, poncy prat.
Mick: "Normal" one. Loves the women. The other boys look up to him even though he is barely five foot tall.
(I was bored okay?)