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KebLou
07 Oct 2004, 16:58
Yes I am! I can't wait!


Are you staying in Mansfield? I'm trying to persuade my dad to.

Gez
17 Oct 2004, 17:04
Q: What do you do when your needing the loo in an English Country Garden

Keab42
17 Oct 2004, 20:38
A. ask the nice National Trust people where it is
Q. are pot noodle's good for you???

meshurp
17 Oct 2004, 21:56
no they give you bad breath.....

am i the only person who is like max wild?

DIZZY DRUMMER
17 Oct 2004, 22:00
Well someone has to be :lol:



Why are all my friends nutters ???? :nuts:

Keab42
17 Oct 2004, 22:09
Beacause you are!

Am I invisible?

Chris
17 Oct 2004, 22:15
Who said that??

Q. Has anyone bought and wrapped xmas prezzies and written all their cards already or is it jus me?

Gez
18 Oct 2004, 19:41
Sado :wink:

Q: What 'surprise' pressy do you want this year??

DIZZY DRUMMER
18 Oct 2004, 19:54
Something extra to bang on :wink:


Any odd remadies to get rid of my cold ????

tukayaway
18 Oct 2004, 21:15
One tablespoon of cider vinegar, twice a day. Worked for my Great Uncle Fred, he lived until 100 8O

Should I learn to play the guitar normally, or just try to play Meat Loaf songs? :lol:

DIZZY DRUMMER
19 Oct 2004, 08:45
Learn to play properly

I am learning the drums - I have found that playing jazz is real fun - but would never have thought to listen to it 8O


Whats your favorite cereal???

Gez
19 Oct 2004, 14:58
Wheetos, cause they have a hole in it :wink:

Q: Sugar or Salt (behave girls) in your Porridge

airhead
19 Oct 2004, 15:26
You nymphomaniac, Gerry, I like golden syrup!

Why is it when you have to do something creative for school you can't do it unless you don't have to do it?
(eh?)

Bren
19 Oct 2004, 17:14
because when being creative , you need to do so when you feel inspired to do so....not when some one tells you to.

Earl Grey or English Breakfast Tea?

Chris
19 Oct 2004, 18:12
Earl Grey - unless I am in a rush in which case either Assam or lapsong Suchong (or however you spell it) as they work in bags but Earl Grey doesn't!!!

Q. The parentals live 0.25 miles away. Shall i walk up for tea or drive?

tukayaway
19 Oct 2004, 22:30
Depends if it's raining?

Why is our postal system so useless? An Amazon delivery took 8 days to travel about 30 miles, and I paid for 1st class. A package from California took just three days. :wtf:

Bren
19 Oct 2004, 22:31
...depends on the weather :lol:


read a book or watch a video/dvd ?



....sorry was replying to Chris

scotty
19 Oct 2004, 23:59
watch a video/dvd - less concentration required


how many days off for xmas do you have? ( i've got 2)

Chris
20 Oct 2004, 14:27
Arguing with the newspapers at the moment. they are threatening to stop supplying us if we close for any day other than Xmas day. Providing we win, then three (Dec 25th, Dec 26th and Jan 1st)

Q. What do i fancy for my tea from the butchers?

Gez
20 Oct 2004, 14:48
What about some Liver..fffffffffffffffff says Mr Lectar.

Q: Sould I pay my gas bill or blow the money at the off-sales??

Skeleton
20 Oct 2004, 17:10
A: I say: pay the gas bill... But if your central heating and stove works with electricity or wood... go to the off-sales...

Q: Are you a blood donator?

Bren
20 Oct 2004, 19:35
no

what did you have for tea? :lol:

meshurp
20 Oct 2004, 21:19
your wonderful cookery :D


is there anything more boring than cream cheese?

Keab42
20 Oct 2004, 21:30
the A14

Q. is there anything more fun than university?

Biter
20 Oct 2004, 21:52
it depends on what you are studying

why is it, when i sing in the shower i sound good, but when im anywhere else i sound like an injured cat?

DIZZY DRUMMER
20 Oct 2004, 22:28
LOL - Biter - I am the same - must be the water :wink:




Anyone want to buy me a ride cymbal - have to learn "MUSCULINE" on the drums :wink:

heat
23 Oct 2004, 23:02
Nope. :lol:




So what's been happenin whilst i've been away????

R.
23 Oct 2004, 23:08
Little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Where's my beer?

heat
23 Oct 2004, 23:10
In the fridge. 8)





Is it possible to OD on postwhoreing after being away from it for so long?

DIZZY DRUMMER
23 Oct 2004, 23:45
Hun - took your place on postwhoring




although still have to catch up :lol:



What will keep me warm ????????

KebLou
24 Oct 2004, 11:24
A nice big blanket with a sofa and a dog sitting on your feet by a fire.





What should I do during the holiday?

DIZZY DRUMMER
24 Oct 2004, 16:11
Find me some Meat drum tabs :wink:

Enjoy the break Keb 8)



Why do older people get frustrated with computers :lmao:

Gez
24 Oct 2004, 20:07
HOW THE F**K DO i F****N KNOW :bicker: :bicker:

Q: How do you recover from this miserable weather 8O

DIZZY DRUMMER
24 Oct 2004, 21:54
Go to a country with nice weather - or go to the Bat & Belfrey & get issed - you won't give a toss then :hic:









Anyone remember the Raggie Dolls ???

heat
24 Oct 2004, 22:55
Raggie dolls...raggie dolls...dolls like you and me...raggie dolls...raggie dolls...made imperfectly....

Nah.... don't remember them at all.... :roll:





How do you cure leg cramp????

Biter
25 Oct 2004, 01:35
pull your toes up toward your body and take deep breaths to flush the lactic acid out of your system. guranteed to work :wink:


Where's Rob the badger gone?

KebLou
25 Oct 2004, 01:38
He's left us


Anyone like Graham Norton? Read his autobiography So Me?

DIZZY DRUMMER
25 Oct 2004, 06:55
Love Graham - but no not read his book. It is on my "to read" list though - along with John Thaw - Bon Jovi & Eddie Guarerro








Anyone want to go to work for me :twisted:

heat
25 Oct 2004, 22:30
Nope.









What's the winning Lotto numbers for weds gonna be????

KebLou
26 Oct 2004, 00:10
6,22,14, 38, 17, 25 (I have no idea but if these are the winning numbers have fun with the money)



Anyone know any good guitar riffs?

DIZZY DRUMMER
27 Oct 2004, 07:12
No - have you tried the "guitar tab" sites ?










How do you keep a bandage on a dogs leg 8O

Gez
29 Oct 2004, 09:51
Can I recommend Industrial Staples 8O

Going through the years (FA style :wink: ), anyone remember Bagpus??

DIZZY DRUMMER
29 Oct 2004, 13:31
Yes - Gerry - Used to like to watch that - didn't like the mice much. We call our dog Bagpuss - cause if he could talk he would talk like him. Slow & dumb :lol:








What about The Clangers ???????

Or my hubby's fav - Fireball XL5 ?????

Gez
29 Oct 2004, 19:47
Clangers were better.......if thats possible 8O

Got a choice to work this weekend. What should I do????

DIZZY DRUMMER
29 Oct 2004, 21:50
Come to the Bat with me - have a few :hic:

a sing a long 8)


& what ever you fancy :lurk:











Anyone know where to get Meat wallpaper fro Nokia phones??

KebLou
29 Oct 2004, 23:03
Depends what type of phone you have, if its one that you can connect to your computer just download a picture and shove it on, I've the one from More Than You Deserve- Storytellers at the moment.




Should I get a custom made guitar or a simple normal guitar?

DIZZY DRUMMER
30 Oct 2004, 07:30
Some custom made ones are lovely - but dead expensive - stick with the simple one to start with. My daughter is left handed & we searched all over for one. Her's is black with a white "frit board" (is that what you call them :? )










Where can I buy Meat on "Cassettes"

Seeing as I have had no look trying to get the drum tabs I want - I have to do it the old fashioned way - Listening - writing it down - rewinding - do a bit more :x

dottie
31 Oct 2004, 11:17
A)Meat on cassettes - try record fairs and second hand shops or you could always place a bit of steak on top of a tape :lol: hey presto Meat on tape :lol:

Q) How can I turn back the hands of time?

Biter
31 Oct 2004, 14:51
Should have done it last night dottie!




Why does chocolate with a higher cocoa content (e.g. 70% cocoa) make me feel happier than a chocolate with a medium cocoa content (e.g. 30% cocoa) even though its too bitter to really enjoy?

DIZZY DRUMMER
01 Nov 2004, 13:28
? something to do with - I forgot - my brain is dead - I do know the anwere - will get back to you :oops:






Can you get away with murder - if there is enough provication :twisted:

Biter
01 Nov 2004, 20:30
You've never lived with my stepdad, have you? :evil: :evil: :evil:





What is better....malted milk biccies or morning coffee biccies?

Keab42
01 Nov 2004, 20:36
A. Hobnobs

Q. do you have to have an afro to be a mad scientist???

airhead
01 Nov 2004, 20:39
No. Mohicans are just as sutible.

Wheres that drawing pin?

Bren
02 Nov 2004, 14:14
A.whereever you dropped it :lol:


What are you having for lunch?

Gez
02 Nov 2004, 22:30
:hic: Liquid :hic: , hangin about with FA too long

Q: Where can I book for the works night out, if anywhere left??

DIZZY DRUMMER
02 Nov 2004, 23:27
McDonalds

what do you mean hanging about with me too much - i never drink at lunch :evil:









Do I go to my Xmas do - or my hubby's ???????

airhead
03 Nov 2004, 00:07
Hmmmm... I dunno. Maybe your own Christmas do, who likes husbands?

Anyone know how to cheer Biter up?

Biter
03 Nov 2004, 13:49
A hot man and an obscene amount of cuddles will do airhead :cry:



Anyone know where i can find a hot man? Im not allowed to stalk David Bryan anymore :?

scotty
03 Nov 2004, 19:09
a suana



are you looking forward to xmas?

Skeleton
03 Nov 2004, 19:12
Scotty, Do you mean sauna? Not suana?

A: Yes... :bunny:

Q: What is the funniest thing you have ever seen?

KebLou
03 Nov 2004, 21:05
My friends mum's friends, we were on the floor laughing for about three hours continously. Or film, Rush Hour.



Am I naughty because I didn't go to school today?

DIZZY DRUMMER
04 Nov 2004, 07:00
Yes Keb - you are. Education is important - my daughter was not well but still managed to go to college :wink:









Seem to do nothing but work lately - anyone any suggestions as what I can do for fun - after work ???

The Flying Mouse
04 Nov 2004, 12:34
:twisted: Get drunk, hit a karaoke.Even if you crash and burn, it was in the name of rock 8) .

Bingo? :up: or :down:

DIZZY DRUMMER
04 Nov 2004, 13:14
OK at times - but not really my thing :?

FM _ Get Drunk - not done that for agaes :wink: might give it ago though :hic:








Leather or silk ??

Mr Loaf
04 Nov 2004, 13:42
Depends on the mood and what I'm doing :wink:


Beer or Wine ?

DIZZY DRUMMER
04 Nov 2004, 13:47
Wine on a weekend

Beer any other time








Whats your fav crisps ????

Biter
04 Nov 2004, 15:44
Either the new mediterannean ones (walkers), Quavers/wotsits (cheeeeeese), the turkey and stuffing christmas ones :drool: , marmite ones or spring onion. But not ready salted or barbecue.

Not that im fussy.


what was work/school like today?

KebLou
04 Nov 2004, 19:05
It was ok I suppose. I actually only like Monday, Tuesday and Thursday at school so....


If you are at school what are you studying?
If you work, what does your job entail?

RoknRollJesus
04 Nov 2004, 20:39
I work as an Administrative Assistant (doing 'everything' for management) by day...and an Usher Supervisor (I get to see shows for free!) by night/weekends!


Q: Are you happy about the US Presidential outcome?

Gez
04 Nov 2004, 20:41
Terrific :up:

After eights or matchmakes???

KebLou
04 Nov 2004, 21:00
After eights.


To Clean up or not to clean up, that is the question? If its not your mess and the person who made the mess deserves so much more than to clear up their own mess.

Gez
04 Nov 2004, 21:03
**Smack across the head**...Clean your mess 8O

What good movies are worth while seeing the noo??

KebLou
04 Nov 2004, 22:32
Ow That hurt, its not my mess!

Well we're going to see Bridget Jones Diary, on Sunday. White Chicks is very good.



What Cd should I get?

DIZZY DRUMMER
04 Nov 2004, 22:39
Van Helsink ????

ok for a laugh - but crap story








anyone like salted popcorn

Keab42
04 Nov 2004, 22:59
A. dont like any form of popcorn.

Q. what is the most easterly place in england?

Biter
05 Nov 2004, 15:49
told from an essex girl point of view....Dagnum broaaaadway, innit.





I got a job interview at 4pm. should i be nervous? its for tesco's and im not nervous.

airhead
05 Nov 2004, 23:56
Well, from what i've heard you got on okay. It's only frigging tescos!

A. I was so angry today I was shaking with clenched fists. (the point beyond anger). I nearly ripped the girls head off but when i asked myself, if I found her hurt in a street, I answered to myself I'd help her. Am I stupid?

KebLou
06 Nov 2004, 11:39
No, we need more people like you.




Whats wrong with me I can't stop shaking?

Biter
06 Nov 2004, 17:19
Eat something and if that doesnt help, see a doctor. You might have low blood sugar.


Why are (some) teenage boys such dickwads?

Skeleton
06 Nov 2004, 19:17
A: Because boys grows up slower than girls...

Q: Do you like Matrix -trilogy?

airhead
06 Nov 2004, 19:51
Never watched the Matrix at all... :oops:

Q. I'm making a cartoon about a girl who dies and klies and cons her way to being an angel. Does anyone have any ideas what songs I can use on the soundtrack?

Biter
07 Nov 2004, 02:14
Something classical...Berlioz maybe...or a requiem.



what is the best song ever for headbanging to?

airhead
07 Nov 2004, 14:17
hmmmm.... Dunno. I think... nope. For moshy stuff watch kerrang.

Q. Iv'e Chosen my soundtrack! Any suggestions left for it? (p.s the moral is everyone changes and everyone gets what they deserve in the end)

tukayaway
07 Nov 2004, 19:41
Willie Porter - Unconditional. A beautiful song about a parents love for their child, saying how they will always love them no matter what happens.

Should I spend my savings on a new car, or on a round the world trip?

DIZZY DRUMMER
07 Nov 2004, 20:06
Being practical - I would say a new care ................ but a round the world trip - you may never get another chance. Do what's right for you :wink:










Someone is Ticking me off ............................ But need to be polite - any ideas for stress busting :roll:

Gez
07 Nov 2004, 20:49
A wooden Club ober the Napper should do the trick 8O

Q: Dont want to go to work 2morrow, should I take a sickie??

DIZZY DRUMMER
07 Nov 2004, 22:40
Yes - I'll meet you half way 8) Liverpool OK :wink:










Anyone got any good Nokia ring tones?

Biter
08 Nov 2004, 15:20
I got a load of 80's rock ringtones on my siemens....meat, bon jovi, europe ( :oops: )




My friend has just become a mother for the second time, do i send the giant teddybear or the sickeningly cute fluffy puppy toy?

KebLou
08 Nov 2004, 20:38
The puppy, in fact I'll have the puppy toy you give her the teddy bear. :D




What family should I create on the sims?

DIZZY DRUMMER
09 Nov 2004, 13:38
The Muppets :tard:









What shell I have for Tea :lurk:

Pixie
09 Nov 2004, 18:14
Something totally non-nutritious followed by major slugs of alcohol then you won't care what you've eaten anyway!

It's our first anniversary tomorrow - any ideas on what I should get hubby?

DIZZY DRUMMER
09 Nov 2004, 19:49
For our first anniversary - I go my hubby a nice watch

Is there anything he wants (apart from power tools - socks etc 8O )

He also appreciates lovely home made meals & a bottle of wine :wink:








Fed up after work - anyone got a good Joke :roll:

Gez
10 Nov 2004, 09:51
Did it have a plastic strap with digital numbers :wink: ?? Can you not take power tool from your bedside cabinet for hubby :oops: ?? Your female, give him all the wine he desires then raid his wallet 8O .

Q: How much troubles FA gonni be in when hubby finds out about power tools :roll:

DIZZY DRUMMER
10 Nov 2004, 14:23
8O 8O 8O :keke:




Hubby at work tonight - what shell I do (Gerry - BEHAVE)

airhead
10 Nov 2004, 17:32
Do what I do when mums at work....

rot your brain in front of a telly (preferably cartoons)!

Q. whats better... Sponge bob square pants or Fosters home for imaginary friends?

(I love them both... i don't know whats better)

Biter
11 Nov 2004, 21:28
OMG u are a tragic lil girl ems...*spongebob squarepants rocks*


I just made scones for the first time! Jam and cream or butter and marmalade in yours?

Keab42
11 Nov 2004, 21:57
Jam and Cream.

Q. should i buy the new William Shatner CD??

Chris
11 Nov 2004, 22:09
Depends, how wrong was whatever you did to warrent such a punishment!!!

what should i cook the parents for sunday lunch?

Ageing Bat
11 Nov 2004, 22:12
A: Rabbit Stew! or Roast Pheasant!

Q: Why do clothes in catalogues never look as good on me?

DIZZY DRUMMER
11 Nov 2004, 23:26
AB - hun you do - it's the mirror that is wrong :lol:











Not seen hubby most of the week - what shell I do for him on Saturday night for a meal

Ageing Bat
12 Nov 2004, 09:11
A: Oysters :devil:



Q: Why does a little 'puff' of yoghurt always spray up your clothes when you open the pot?

Biter
12 Nov 2004, 11:53
Because it is evil and has aspirations of world domination...and its vacuum packed.


OMG why is Jack Black sooo sexy????

airhead
12 Nov 2004, 15:26
A. Because jenna, you are in love.

Q. Why oh why me?

Bren
12 Nov 2004, 21:49
A. because you are you :D :lol:

Q. fly around an empty forum :( ...or go do the ironing?? :roll:

Chris
12 Nov 2004, 22:37
Come do my ironing while i surf the forums!!!

Q. Where should I take our lass on a date tomorrow night?

Keab42
12 Nov 2004, 23:18
Somewhere nice just tell us about it in your blog afterwards ;)

Q. who is your favourite simpsons character???

Biter
12 Nov 2004, 23:19
I think that a home-cooked candlelit dinner and chick flick followed by dancing in a dimly lit room comes across as incredibly romantic.

I got through the interview at Tesco..now I gotta go to an induction day tomorrow...

WTF is an induction day??????? 8O

airhead
13 Nov 2004, 17:40
I dunno!

Q. Why can't I get on with computers????

Keab42
13 Nov 2004, 19:35
because computers are fundamently stupid, therefore fantastic intelligent people have problems with them because they think differently.

Q. when is chris going to update his blog???

DIZZY DRUMMER
13 Nov 2004, 22:40
When he's ready 8)








Anyone done any Xmas shopping - I aint started yet 8O

Biter
13 Nov 2004, 22:51
Nope, im skint and any presents i do buy either get eaten or broken.


anyone know a good cure for a tension headache that doesnt involve pills? im already on meds...

airhead
13 Nov 2004, 23:14
you can run a hot bath, lots of bubbly bubbles, put some music on (not that calming shit, you want stuff you like and no dolphins sounding like they are dying) put the heater on, and just loll around naked. Thats what i do. What???

Q. How come when i finish a lovely painting and I put it on the table, why does my cat immediatly jump on it and dribble over the watercolours??????????

Biter
13 Nov 2004, 23:36
Tiger or Alfie?
Alfie would because hes all cute and cuddly and lovely and curious and wants to express his love for you through the medium of your paintings...
Tiger...well...Tiger's retarded.


what are the worst symptoms of dehydration..(apart from headaches and blackouts)? I have only had 12 glasses of water all week and i think its affecting me in some horrid way

DIZZY DRUMMER
14 Nov 2004, 09:00
DEHYDRATION

Main symptoms:

Headaches
Thirst
Irritability & Confusion
When you pinch the back of your hand - the skin does not bounce back as quickly as normal

Worst case senario:

ACIDOSIS
Accumulation of waste products in the body

To help restore these symptons take some "still" isotonic glucose drinks.

For the headaches - there is a new stick on the market - I think it is called FOREHEAD - you just wipe it across your head & it takes affect from the outside inwards.

Hope this helps :roll:









Anyone seen any good DVD's lately???

scotty
14 Nov 2004, 20:27
our house - madness musical



why did I agree to go and watch Bridget Jones with my wife, when I'm sure there are better things to do??

Biter
15 Nov 2004, 01:35
Cos Bridget Jones rocks and the first one is my pick-me-up movie



im baking a cake tomorrow...should i make a cherry sponge or a plain one?

Pixie
15 Nov 2004, 08:47
Meet him at the door suitably dressed (?!), offer him that champagne and steak meal that you've been slaving over all afternoon, then see whether he wants dessert or not... :wink:

Now how can I win the lottery - I only want about half a million - that's not too much to expect is it?

airhead
15 Nov 2004, 14:56
Meet him at the door suitably dressed (?!), offer him that champagne and steak meal that you've been slaving over all afternoon, then see whether he wants dessert or not... :wink:

Now how can I win the lottery - I only want about half a million - that's not too much to expect is it?

what has this got to do with cakes???? lol!

A to Biter: a cherry, it's nice!

Q. I have an exam very soon. proper gcse, should i lock myself in a cupboard and refuse to come out????

HappeninDude
15 Nov 2004, 17:31
A:lol: Yeah you should lock yourself in a cuboard, me too please... :lol:

Q. What do you like more watching cartoons or drawing them?

Crystal Eyes
15 Nov 2004, 18:21
Watching them 'cos I can't draw.

Why do I often think there's someone standing behind me?

KebLou
15 Nov 2004, 21:50
Because you can feel them, staring and they quickly leave when they think you're going to look. Weird I can feel someone now, but there is no one.





Psychology work, do the whole lot which he didn't ask for but it'll make me look good, or just do what he asked for?

Pixie
16 Nov 2004, 10:56
Do as much as you can Keb - you might impress him and get a good mark but you'll also feel good about it! :wink:

Should we ban smoking altogether in public places or not (ha ha politically current topic of today in the UK)?

Skeleton
16 Nov 2004, 12:18
A: In the pubs yes... I could go to pubs if there would be so much smoke in the air...

Q: Do you like winter?

airhead
16 Nov 2004, 18:08
A. In some terms, yes. In winter whenn the cats leave a dead mouse out for moi to clean up it doesn't get many maggots.

A. Tarzan impressions are not big and certainly not clever, so why did ihave to do one and break my foot in process today?

Biter
16 Nov 2004, 20:19
Because youre a friend of mine and everything connected to me has a retarded streak somewhere in out genetic make up....



What on earth are we gonna do with airhead???

Crystal Eyes
17 Nov 2004, 17:08
A - Put her on display at some amusement park or zoo. :)

Q - What topic is vaguely related to biology, interesting, slightly unusual and I can do as a five minute talk/debate? :?

Keab42
17 Nov 2004, 18:35
A. Airhead

Q. how many moons does the Earth have??

airhead
17 Nov 2004, 21:14
ahhhhhhhh! I'm touched, Keab! :oops:

A. The earth has several million moons, just so tiny no one can see them.

Q. Is my teacher stupid for saying the more people are screaming, the least pain they are in?

Biter
18 Nov 2004, 00:26
Yes she is.



am i a sad sack for liking my work on the tills at tesco?

airhead
18 Nov 2004, 14:54
yes.

Q. why are machines annoying?

Crystal Eyes
18 Nov 2004, 15:30
A - It's part of a plot to drive the entire human race insane so they can take over and turn us in to dribbling slaves!

Q - What's the weather going to be like this weekend in the welsh mountains?

airhead
18 Nov 2004, 20:00
A. Wet, rainy and windy. It's wales.

Q. Am I an idiot?

DIZZY DRUMMER
18 Nov 2004, 22:46
NO

You as sane as the rest of us












What can I get Hubby for Xmas????

Biter
18 Nov 2004, 23:45
How much have you got to spend? I think a great present would be to recreate your first date (if you can!) and show him how much you love him by writing down everything you feel for him in a poem or love letter...

Or you could just get him socks.



Work is soooo boring at the mo...shall I buy a monkey?

DIZZY DRUMMER
19 Nov 2004, 09:55
NO - stick with a hamster










What can I do today - I'm bored - have an infectious eye virus - so can't go anywhere till tomorro 8O

FED UP!!!!!!!!!

airhead
19 Nov 2004, 15:09
Just sit and do nothing. Play monopoly by yourself and act all sorry for yourself.

Q. I have pins and needles in my foot that is in plaster. What canI do????

MusicLover
19 Nov 2004, 15:12
A. Stab your foot with a ruler.

Q. My mate sam is sittin next to me and she keeps tryin to bite me what should i do?

dottie
19 Nov 2004, 22:59
A: Out your teeth in and bit back :lol:

Q: Where is the Love?

airhead
20 Nov 2004, 00:04
A: Out your teeth in and bit back :lol:

Q: Where is the Love?

I don't know, it certainaly ain't in me!

Q. Why won't the radio play any decent songs yet?!?

Biter
20 Nov 2004, 01:06
http://music.uk.launch.yahoo.com/launchcast
Create your own radio station. If anyone wants to listen to mine, my username is jenna300987.
Knock yerself out :wink:



I hardly survived three hours of tesco today...HOW AM I GONNA SURVIVE 8??????

DIZZY DRUMMER
20 Nov 2004, 09:16
Like the rest of us have to endure 8 hours of work (or more) - you just get on with it & think about the wages at the end of the month :cry:









Has anyone seen any robins yet ???

Gez
20 Nov 2004, 16:25
No, I don't go to the bank 8O

Is it ok to cheat on your partner??

airhead
20 Nov 2004, 19:58
absolutely NO! Love is meant to be a special gift for two people to share with achother and no one else, gerry.

Q. Do you love me? :(

Biter
20 Nov 2004, 23:42
Of course I do em...



I need some advice...I have a mole on my arm that has changed colour and size and im not sure what to do...do I leave it to calm down or go to the hospital cos I've been told to leave it and its worrying me a bit.

airhead
21 Nov 2004, 13:06
Go to hospital. Could be skin cancer, but go anyway and have it checked out. Could be anything, but prevention is better than cure.

Q. Is Gerry a madman or just a nymphomaniac?

Biter
21 Nov 2004, 18:10
No, hes just a slut.... (sorry Gerry, I luv ya really)

Shall I snog TheBloke or not? I really cant decide

SteinLoaf
21 Nov 2004, 18:17
A: Why not...!!! :oops:

Q: Wot's the most adventurous thing you've ever done :lol:



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KebLou
21 Nov 2004, 20:36
Hmm difficult, skateboarding and going down this huge ramp, or just climbing down from my mums top floor flat to the ground floor via the balconies.




Evil stepmums, should they get away with being evil or do they need a good slap?

SteinLoaf
21 Nov 2004, 20:42
Hi Keb...reckon I know you by a different name on my site :) (but maybe wrong- meat loaf cd clock...beat loaf ring any bells?)

Anyway, your question: Absolutely, Yes (including a few of mine) :twisted: My dad's had more wives than Henry the VIIIth

So Q: If you could do any job, what would it be :??:

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DIZZY DRUMMER
21 Nov 2004, 20:47
Keb - Slapping your stepmum could get you into trouble - rise above it - if you can :(







Q. Is Gerry a madman or just a nymphomaniac?
airhead - he's both :wtf:







Anyone got Sims 2 & is it any good?

KebLou
21 Nov 2004, 20:49
Yes its amazing.





We're having a 'talk' where we (my stepmum and I) are supposed to sort things out, I don't think I have done anything wrong apart from being born. What should I do?

airhead
21 Nov 2004, 21:28
a. Keb, have this talk. Just to shut her up. I know what it feels to have a pure bitch for a stepmother, and I've felt like hitting her before. Just curb your temper and take it out on a pillow later.

Q. Is it me or does Slade make christmas more... christamssy?

Biter
22 Nov 2004, 14:08
"So here it is, merry christmas, everybodys having fun....."
Hell yeah! Slade ARE christmas!!!! It is not christmas till Capital Gold (uk radio station) play thet on the 23rd of december....when I start shopping :oops:



Keb, have that talk but keep your guard up...stepparents are commonly very tricky creatures, I know, im in the middle of a nasty war with the thing my mum married.


Anyone know what IRC chat is?

SteinLoaf
22 Nov 2004, 14:23
Well yes I do :D

Internet Relay Chat (good program mIRC)

Its the basis non frilly chat program. But its not web based..you have it on your computer like an email program and it connects to others using the internet (just like sending and receiving email).

Q: So what's the worst thing about Chat programs?

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MusicLover
22 Nov 2004, 14:55
Sorry this isnt answering your question person above...

Gerry what you said on the other page can you cheat on your girlfriend/boyfriend 1.

I dont agree with Airhead. I think it is okay on some accounts, you cant rule it out altogether. :twisted:
:heart: :down: love isnt real much anymore so whats the point.

Q. Seriously have you ever been in love and stayed in love right up to now?

Rob The Badger
22 Nov 2004, 15:51
Love will tear us apart. . .


I'm in love. Right now. It hurts, but what doesn't?

Biter
22 Nov 2004, 15:57
chocolate snowballs dont hurt..except if you eat too many..then you get farty and that can hurt.


Where ya been Rob?

Rob The Badger
22 Nov 2004, 16:09
I felt I was aggravating people here, so I left.


Is anyone glad that I came back?

airhead
22 Nov 2004, 16:23
YES! My robbie is back!!! *Hugs rob so much he chokes* Wooops....

Q. Why was I dreaming of boats last night?

HappeninDude
22 Nov 2004, 18:04
A. Because you have a desire to be a fisherman.

Q. What do you say to a girl when she asks you to meet her parents?

MusicLover
22 Nov 2004, 18:07
Answer. Depends, if you want to or not.

Question. You find a hat what do you do?

a. Put it on and walk off.
b. Kick it and have a :evil: attack you.
c. walk past it and chase a cat.

SteinLoaf
22 Nov 2004, 18:29
Answer: C

Q: Why wont my new keyboard do what I want it to lol?

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mariella
22 Nov 2004, 18:38
A. Don't know :oops:

Q. What is it you want your keyboard to do!?

SteinLoaf
22 Nov 2004, 18:43
A: As it's told (Actually move from one sound to another mid-track without there being a sound gap...roland are dealing with it so watch this space!!!)

Q: Can my fish see thru the tank wall?

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mariella
22 Nov 2004, 18:49
A. I think so - my 'late' fish could :lol:

Q. What was the last movie you went to see?

airhead
22 Nov 2004, 18:51
i dont know. Have you cleaned it recently?

Q. what can I eat tonight that's different to cold ravioli still in the tin?

HappeninDude
22 Nov 2004, 18:59
A. Gets some chips or order a Chinese.

Q. My dog keeps sexually harrassing my little brother, what can he do to stop it. :tard:

airhead
22 Nov 2004, 19:10
give the dog a vibrater. He's desperate. :tard:

Q. Will someone go out with me?

Biter
22 Nov 2004, 21:16
MEMEME!!! I WANNA GO OUT WITH YA!!!!! Seriously tho, as soon as i get paid, we are going out and having a good time...

To the person with the potential rapist dog, threaten it with neutering...it'll calm down...


I drawed my first good pikture! Am I a clever girl?

Gez
22 Nov 2004, 23:52
No, you are BARKING mad :wink:

Whose going out dressed as Santa this year??

KebLou
22 Nov 2004, 23:55
Not me and thats for sure!




We had the talk and she didn't answer one question straight.


My dad doesn't deserve me does he?

SteinLoaf
23 Nov 2004, 00:26
A: Dunno

Q: Who's ~~~~~~~~~~?

mariella
23 Nov 2004, 08:17
A. A ML-tribute-act...

Q. Favorite non-ML song?

SteinLoaf
23 Nov 2004, 11:09
Fav non ML song...hmmm...

A: Telegraph Road - Dire Straits

Q: What can I do to stop one of my twin two year old daughters from terrorising my new tropical fish? LOL

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mariella
23 Nov 2004, 15:11
A. Lucky you...2-year-old twins...you are Rich!

About the fish though...put in a a Very high shelf, for at least the next year! :lol:


Q. Who 'owns' the remote-control in your house?

Pixie
23 Nov 2004, 15:24
The one with the biggest muscles (or loudest voice) at the time - well, that will be me then! :lol:

Why do I always get a cold when I'm about to deliver a lecture to 500 people?

SteinLoaf
23 Nov 2004, 16:08
A: My seven year old son swiftly followed by Katie, one of the duo!

Q: What's the hardest things about having twins?

A :D

mariella
23 Nov 2004, 17:23
Someone Pleease help me, what is the last question?
I know, am So stupid somtimes :lol:

Pixie
23 Nov 2004, 17:29
Well, no one answered my question Mariella so I'm upset :(

So my question is: why did no one answer my question?

(you can answer Mariella if you like - pretty please :D )

mariella
23 Nov 2004, 17:34
I got confused, thought LoafStein had answered his own question about his twins with :D

A. I had not seen your question :oops:
But to answer your original question: because it is very scary!

Q. What color is you sweater?

Em
23 Nov 2004, 18:11
Pink today, about this shade :oops:

What did you eat for your last meal?

mariella
23 Nov 2004, 18:36
A. Cauliflower - we call it bloemkool :lol:

Q. What are your plans for this evening?

SteinLoaf
23 Nov 2004, 18:48
Meet my friend John and his new wife!

Q: What are your plans?

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mariella
23 Nov 2004, 18:53
Have a lovely evening, please! :)

A. Am having my friend, Helma over for coffee...and a few drinks.

Q. The best things in life are ...

SteinLoaf
23 Nov 2004, 18:54
Oh thank you...you too :)

A: Definately not free!!!!

Q: So whats the most costly thing you bought (excluding home, car, bike)

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mariella
23 Nov 2004, 19:00
A. This past year, not too may things (have been Good!) :lol: ...it is probably the ML-tickets through ebay...worth every cent though...priceles-memories.

Q. What do have for breakfast?

SteinLoaf
23 Nov 2004, 19:03
Well, this last 12 months I lost 148 pounds in weight so I eat not very much. Generally nothing but sometimes i'll eat some smoked salmon because I love fish!!

Q: Do you know if Jim Steinman has recovered now?

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mariella
23 Nov 2004, 19:08
Very good about the weight-loss!...I noticed you have 'a thing' with fish.
I think Meat once bought a fish for Leslie before they were married - he found it very romantic...and delicious ofcourse!

A. Yes, I believe Jim is on the road to recovery and has improved :)

Q. Coffee or tea...milk, sugar?

Pixie
23 Nov 2004, 19:21
Neither thanks - a diet coke please!

Why is it that we always choose a diet coke with a fattening meal?

mariella
23 Nov 2004, 19:25
A. To have 'the illusion' we are on a diet.

Q. What was the most funny thing that happened to you today?

Biter
23 Nov 2004, 22:06
I fell on my butt in a packed train :oops:

is barbecue chicken the best food on earth or what??

KebLou
24 Nov 2004, 08:41
No not really. Minted lamb chops and then its yes.





Parents evening, where should I hide, or should I go with them?

Keab42
24 Nov 2004, 23:42
hide, always hide...

Q. what is the square root of -1??

SteinLoaf
25 Nov 2004, 11:54
A: According to my Windows Calculator its an "Invalid Input for Function" lol

Q: Why'd you ask the Q?

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Q. what is the square root of -1??

Crystal Eyes
25 Nov 2004, 15:15
A - Surely the square root of 1 is 1. As 1 x 1 = 1.

KebLou
25 Nov 2004, 18:39
Sorry to go back but there is no square root to -1 because if you times a number by itself it becomes positive even if it is a minus.

Gez
25 Nov 2004, 20:34
I think it's definately all PYE :wink:

Q: Doner and Shish Kebab 4 dinner 2nite??

Biter
25 Nov 2004, 22:03
Hell yeah! Thets what im having too :D

Lamb doner, plenty of hot sauce and haagen daz for dessert :drool:


whats the french word for prescription? We've been arguing over this for days in the pharmacy

Keab42
25 Nov 2004, 22:58
A. just say prescription with a french accent (true i looked it up)

Q. nobody has heard of imaginary numbers then??

airhead
25 Nov 2004, 23:15
My imaginary friend says he uses imaginary numbers.

Why can't i keep my temper?

Crystal Eyes
25 Nov 2004, 23:18
A - 'Cos it keep sneaking off.

Q - What's the difference between sarcasm and irony?

Rob The Badger
26 Nov 2004, 17:12
Sarcasm is when you say something that means one thing, but the tone in which it is said implies that it is false.

Irony is when the literal meaning is the exact opposite of the actual meaning.

Who is Kaiser Soze?

airhead
26 Nov 2004, 17:33
another word for bum?

Q: How comes the world is full of bitches who decide it's funny to say I'm an attention seeker when I'm on crutches, pushes me, and surprised when I give her a fat lip and black eyes?

Crystal Eyes
26 Nov 2004, 18:08
Who is Kaiser Soze?

A - From The Usual Suspects

Q: How comes the world is full of bitches who decide it's funny to say I'm an attention seeker when I'm on crutches, pushes me, and surprised when I give her a fat lip and black eyes?

A - Try moving worlds

Q - Is it sad that I seem to be completely addicted to FreeCell at the moment?[/quote]

Keab42
26 Nov 2004, 21:07
A. not at all (i'm addicted to minesweeper)

Q. what is your favourite computer game??

HappeninDude
27 Nov 2004, 22:53
A. Final Fantasy VII

Q. R u :) or :( most of the time?

Rob The Badger
28 Nov 2004, 00:59
:(
also, FF VII is ace.

What do you think is ace?

Gez
28 Nov 2004, 19:47
a BIG club

Q: Vasectomy or Condoms???

DIZZY DRUMMER
28 Nov 2004, 22:21
Vasectomy









Thriller or Comedy

MusicLover
29 Nov 2004, 14:58
Depends on how you feel and the mood you're in.

Q. How many times a day do you go to the toilet?
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DIZZY DRUMMER
29 Nov 2004, 21:09
Depends on a few factors - if I am on clinic - how many people use the loo (only one staff toilet) - how busy I am - how much tea I've drank










Anyone read any good Autobiograhies worth reading

Biter
29 Nov 2004, 21:24
I thought Ronan Keating's one was really good and I didnt even like him




Anyone done ANY christmas shopping yet?

Gez
29 Nov 2004, 23:26
One item only.....unlike most saddos :oops: :oops:

Q: Crimbo diner at home or away??

DIZZY DRUMMER
30 Nov 2004, 07:59
At home with the kids - but as they get to late teens - AWAY :twisted:












Sitting here talking to you guys - or go to work :roll:

Skeleton
30 Nov 2004, 10:26
A: If you want to earn go to work but othervise... Here to talk with us...

Q: This is a stupid question... Do you like reading?

Keab42
30 Nov 2004, 20:48
A. yes


Q. dont you??

Skeleton
01 Dec 2004, 07:43
Q. dont you??

Yes, I like reading a lot...

Q: Do you have pet?

Biter
02 Dec 2004, 02:21
I have a budgie thats learning to swear...cheeky lil ~~~~~~.



who invented bubble wrap?

MusicLover
02 Dec 2004, 13:14
A.Some guy named Tom? How should I no!!!


Q.Whats the best thing youve ever done?

RockingBat
02 Dec 2004, 13:33
A: Getting the Meat with MSO CD/DVD.

Q: What're your christmas plans?

DIZZY DRUMMER
02 Dec 2004, 14:08
Working Xmas Eve til 1pm :twisted:

Xmas Eve - A Few Drinkies :hic:

Xmas Day - Home with the family (Hubby & Daughter)
More Drinkies at night :hic:


Boxing Day - Bruv & Sister In Law Coming :bunny:
(Hubby working) :cry:












What should I get my Dog for Xmas :D

[RDH]draconia
02 Dec 2004, 16:51
FALLEN ANGEL1000 said
What should I get my Dog for Xmas

how about a toy or treats




for those who know me my question is


should i go back to my place of work or should i go somewere else???

Chris
02 Dec 2004, 21:06
Jack it in, cme work for me. We provide freindly colleagues, a fantastic boss and all the paperroudns you can carry!!

As i am home and my lass is still at work shall i cook something and plate it up for her or just nip round the chinese takeaway?

DIZZY DRUMMER
02 Dec 2004, 22:15
Chris by the time anyone replies either would be cold :lol:

Suprise her with your cooking hun :wink:















What should I do on my days off ???

Biter
03 Dec 2004, 03:26
I always find that a day trip to Ostend (belgium) recharges my batteries, and is a cheap day out too :D
but if you cant get that far...may i suggest a good bottle of wine and any film with Richard Gere in?




Im addicted to cheesestrings and dairylea...is that weird?

Gez
03 Dec 2004, 09:47
Not if your a cow 8O .....from a farm by-the-way :wink:

Q: How many snow flakes do you think will fall this year??

DIZZY DRUMMER
03 Dec 2004, 13:47
Too many :twisted: I don't mind counting bubbles in beer - but not snowflakes :lmao:










Anyone know a good Chardannay for Xmas day ?????

Biter
05 Dec 2004, 00:13
erm, Asda has a good own brand Hungarian Chardonay...cheap but so tasty




Is it just me or is Jack Daniels the best whisky ever invented?

DIZZY DRUMMER
05 Dec 2004, 08:14
Don't like spitits personally - but have brought my best mate some JD for Xmas - she loves it.










Going to see Blink 182 on 13 Dec with my daughter ............. Do I need to take some earplugs




:??: :??:

Gez
06 Dec 2004, 10:29
...no, just remember the daughter :D

Why are all teenage girls mean and moody????

DIZZY DRUMMER
06 Dec 2004, 13:39
HORMONES












I have the afternoon alone - what shell I do with myself ?????

MusicLover
06 Dec 2004, 15:19
Do whatever you feel like doing.

Why are people such assholes?

Gez
06 Dec 2004, 15:57
its just the people you know :oops:

Should Fa do the housework this afternoon??

DIZZY DRUMMER
06 Dec 2004, 16:53
NOOOOO - been doing that all weekend :oops:


Been playing on the comupter :D









Anyone seen Will Young in concert????

Gez
06 Dec 2004, 17:22
Will Young........Bottoms up FA :oops:

Who thinks Will Young sounds more feminine since falling from the closet?

DIZZY DRUMMER
06 Dec 2004, 17:47
I'm seeing him tomorro night - with a friend :oops:









Right - off tomorro too - any suggestions ???????

MusicLover
06 Dec 2004, 18:05
Climb back into heaven and punch the other angel that pushed you out...

What were you thinkin b4 reading this?

Keab42
06 Dec 2004, 21:33
A. whether FA and Gerry should have their own section of the forum just for their flirting.

Q. do you think the above thought is a good idea??

Rob The Badger
06 Dec 2004, 21:39
Yes, we may actually get to talk about something other than those two. . .

Who wants a muffin?

DIZZY DRUMMER
06 Dec 2004, 21:54
Rob - I assume that is a cake - yes I'd like one :wink:




OK guys - I understand - we have been over the top today :oops: SORRY














But ain't going to stop 8)













Has anyone seen I ROBOT & is it any good ?????

Skeleton
07 Dec 2004, 07:38
A: Itīs boring... :tard:

Q: Do you like extreme sports like parachuting? (Hope I write it correctly)

DIZZY DRUMMER
07 Dec 2004, 12:02
Would love to do a parachute jump - but I am scared of heights :? Although two people I know who have done one said that they would never do one again - both broke their ankles :cry:









What is the one thing you would like for Xmas

Biter
07 Dec 2004, 17:22
A weekend away. Either France Or Belgium. Beautiful places...But if you want me to be specific..

Four days in the hotel Europa, Ostend, with a week pass for the trams, a large box of Leonida's (chocolate factory) finest praline eggs and Mr John Francis Bongiovi tied to the bed :drool: :twisted:


Who invented coathangers?

tukayaway
07 Dec 2004, 20:00
Umm, Mr. C. Hanger?



Do I go to the Cash and Carry and get some booze, or to my local brewery and buy it by the (small) barrel?

airhead
07 Dec 2004, 21:13
cheaper to get it by cash and carry.

I fancy a boy whos two years younger than me but he wont go out with me because he's younger and he keeps saying it's unthinkable that a year ten would be going out with a year 8. What can i do?

Rob The Badger
07 Dec 2004, 21:47
Find a nice thirty year old man.

Biter
08 Dec 2004, 12:01
Im sure I can share Kevin with ya eds...*teeheehee* :twisted:


Lem Motlow is god....yay or nay?

MusicLover
08 Dec 2004, 14:58
Nay.

And I Robot is quite a good film. Definately should rent it.

Would you rather lick a girls foot or a boys foot and why?

airhead
08 Dec 2004, 15:08
a girls cos its cleaner.

Why did musiclover just ask that question?????

MusicLover
08 Dec 2004, 15:14
Didnt know what else to ask, so said the first thing that came to mind, rather like im gonna say next....

Q. Why arent dogs allowed wings?

Theyve made ponys,people, dinosaurs and bears. (obviously birds.)