Pest control...

[airhead]

hmmm.

I have a boy after me. He is the same age as me and a talanted artist. Sounds like my perfect boy. Problem is he looks like a freckled eight year old and WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He just follows me around like a lovesick puppy, and i see him only as a friend. Grrrrr. i even told him a have a crush on a boy anyway but he still won't leave me be. Pest control tips please?


(and yes, i have tried rentokil)

[Rob The Badger]

You're going to have to kill him.

[KebLou]

Tell it like it is. I had the same problem, she now gets the point but still kinda follows me round, pretends to like the same music as me etc... just so we can talk.

[Rob The Badger]

No, no. A hatchet to the neck really is the best option. You can sell the "Body shaped bag" on e-bay and no one will ever know.

[MasterEngineer]

Women!! You're so confusing!
If we leave you alone, you say "Ohh no boy likes me. I wanna be right in the middle"
If we follow you around you even don't like it and you WANT to be left alone.

Rob says it: kill him. Kill us all. :D
Or take the other boy -the one you like- and start making around with him in front of that lovesick puppy. I think the result is the same: You kill him! ;)

[KebLou]

Not all women are like that.
Don't kill him, just tell it like it is. Just be nice don't break the poor boy.

[Biter]

Tell him you have the clap...