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[Betty]

OMG!!!
Heath Ledger died today :( :cry:
totally shocked!!!!

[AndyK]

Bloody stupid users!

[Monstro]

Bloody stupid users!

P.I.C.N.I.C. problem?

[AndyK]

P.I.C.N.I.C. problem?

Completely ... some people really need to start using the brains they were born with.

[RadioMaster]

LMAO dr who is airing on german tv now :?

[MeatGrl1]

Come to the conclusion that this Tracy Turnbald in the Original Broadway production of Hairspray is highly irritating and annoying :shock::shock::shock::shock: !!!!!!!!!!!

[LucyK!]

Who knew Torchwood is an anagram of Doctor Who! That's Doctor Who, rahter than Dr Who as first thought...that doesn't work...

[AndyK]

:))

[RadioMaster]

lol thats funny

[RadioMaster]

R hasnt changed his avatar in an awfully long time

[AndyK]

Tea tastes so much better out of a new mug! :))

[Monstro]

Tea tastes so much better out of a new mug! :))

Plastic surgery a birthday present?

[AndyK]

Plastic surgery a birthday present?

Considered it since it seemed to work for you :))

[Monstro]

Keep considering if I was you LOL

Where was your paper round, pmsl, don't tell Sean but that was funny!!!!

[AndyK]

Although I did hear that when the surgeon saw what was underneath he did put yours back down again.

Beirut has nothing on the places I used to cycle through ...

[mszee]

Tea tastes so much better out of a new mug! :))

That's because you didn't drink your soup out of it and forgot to rinse it yet ...

[duke knooby]

hope it snows

[Lord Kagan]

lesson in that rain, excellent

[Lord Kagan]

another coat fecking ruined...

[Hypnobabe]

Poo.

That is my thought of the day.

Nothing more.

[Monstro]

Poo.

That is my thought of the day.

Nothing more.

Not Piglet?

[AndyK]

Must do my tax return tonight.

[mszee]

Must do my tax return tonight.

Consider yourself officially moderated!!!

You are awarded 99 points out of 100 needed for permanent ban for using BAD language and assaulting verbally members of the forum!

[Hypnobabe]

Poo.

That is my thought of the day.

Nothing more.

Not Piglet?

Nope. And definitely not Tigger.

[duke knooby]

that was a really stupid way to hurt my leg and foot...

[mszee]

that was a really stupid way to hurt my leg and foot...

Have to stop kicking trucks, man...it doesn't work very well...

[duke knooby]

i better not say how i hurt my arm then

[mszee]

i better not say how i hurt my arm then

And stop punching women in pubs too...

[AndyK]

Really do need to do that thing that Zina doesn't like me talking about.

[RadioMaster]

thats a stunning new leather jacket i bought today......expensive but stunning

[mszee]

thats a stunning new leather jacket i bought today......expensive but stunning

Is it white and has ruffles down the front???

[mszee]

Really do need to do that thing that Zina doesn't like me talking about.

99.1 points...I do appreciate our friendship...

[Monstro]

Is it white and has ruffles down the front???

Or green lol

[LucyK!]

I've never enjoyed doing not a lot so much!!

[mszee]

Or green lol

PMSL......

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[duke knooby]

is andy the colonel K of the site??? hahahaha

[AndyK]

Come in DM! (http://www.dangermouse.org/sounds/comeindm-2.wav)

[duke knooby]

more fun than a tax return

[LucyK!]

I hope so! I loved him as a kid, used to go hyper hwen he appeared in his little tv! :lol:

[AndyK]

Eating coconut is more fun than a tax return, and I've not done that tonight either.

[duke knooby]

i'll take your word on that...

roobarb and custard had possibly the best theme tune of any cartoon... (apart from ulysseys)

[LucyK!]

That means i'm gonna have to make you do the tax return next week!

[AndyK]

Thanks Jonty, that'll be da da da daa-ing round my head in the early hours of the morning now! :p

Nah, I'll do it at work in the morning :))

[duke knooby]

pleasure...

and here it is...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_rK4F1BaIQ

[SW31]

oh memories

[Lord Kagan]

explaining tonight should be fun tomorrow

[Lord Kagan]

the sheriffs a ding

[RadioMaster]

youre a ding

[Hypnobabe]

Really do need to do that thing that Zina doesn't like me talking about.

Me too :(

[AndyK]

Famous People who've taken a photo of the back of my head #1 Bill Wyman.

[Monstro]

Famous People who've taken a photo of the back of my head #1 Bill Wyman.

I just knew you had a good side

[AndyK]

I just knew you had a good side

So the fact he hasn't taken a pic of you at all indicates you only have bad sides? :p

[RadioMaster]

who? *scratches head*

[Lord Kagan]

im a ding? no no

[RadioMaster]

you are

[RadioMaster]

working on this since 4 in the afternoon....and still no end in sight....gotta be finished tonight though

[Lord Kagan]

the sheriffs a ding!

[Betty]

way too many thoughts to write them down :roll: :oops::lol: :twisted::lmao:

[duke knooby]

i was totally fecked last night... but i hid it well

[Betty]

well done you ... it´s an improvement to your last weekend sb performance ;)

[duke knooby]

nobody noticed it either...

mini's are much harder to work on than i remember....
still thats the first time its been driven in almost 2 years...

[duke knooby]

how come the only album i have on this phone is bat 3???

[Betty]

I noticed it but I was kind enough to ignore it...

bowling last night was big fun, but it´s big OUCH today!
whose idea was it to go out tonight as well??? mine?! oh, screw me :wall:

[duke knooby]

tomorrows gonna hurt big time

top tip...when lifting a car engine, its best to use a hoist

[Betty]

never mind. it is well worth it :mrgreen:

feeling good, actually feeling brilliant. can´t wait for evening to begin, yippiee. excellent!!! (now where does this enthusiasm come from!? :shock:)

[duke knooby]

working tomorrow damn it... and early too

[Betty]

not good, poor you. my sympathy!!

[duke knooby]

backs fecked now... alcohol will provide pain relief

[Betty]

that was very nice of my friend to remind me of the two gorgeous guys at the bowling alley right next to us... I´d almost forgotten about them.... shame on me! lol
not driving tonight, excellent. we´re gonna check out the new cocktail bar in town tonight, yippieee

[duke knooby]

that was very nice of your friend... have fun tonight

[Betty]

shame they were gay though :lmao:
will have, cheers! and ditto

[Betty]

oh boy... I´m gonna die in these shoes tonight lol
ewww, a typical women sentence... :faint: not good

[duke knooby]

yeah yeah yeah...typical women

[Betty]

got the email then I reckon lol
typical women... oh-oh...
errrrm, must be the cause of the alcohol (that I haven´t drank yet :?)

[duke knooby]

what email??

[duke knooby]

should've gone out... ahwell

[Betty]

:mrgreen: that was fun

[SamCat]

I watched a programme today that was recorded last October on More 4 and there was an advert for Dukes Special's album in one of the breaks!!

[duke knooby]

fantastic.. i've never seen it advertised anywhere

[SamCat]

Neither have i but i dont watch a lot on More 4 but it was from a while ago!!

[duke knooby]

should have been for "songs from the deep forest" i imagine (rerelease)

[SamCat]

I think it was!! My friend isn't the most accomodating person otherwise i would've asked her to rewind it!!

[duke knooby]

its 2008... why the hell do i need to set a timer to record a programme... when 8 fecking years ago (or was it 9) it wasnt necessary.... only one company to blame.. fecking SKY..

[Hypnobabe]

I wonder how my boy's getting on... It's his first night away from home (only at Auntie Mel's house) without Mummy OR Daddy... Gotta get him used to it for when he goes on his school trip in June...

[Betty]

Rum... yummm

[Monstro]

its 2008... why the hell do i need to set a timer to record a programme... when 8 fecking years ago (or was it 9) it wasnt necessary.... only one company to blame.. fecking SKY..

You should get Sky+, it's brilliant!!!!!!

[SamCat]

I wonder how my boy's getting on... It's his first night away from home (only at Auntie Mel's house) without Mummy OR Daddy... Gotta get him used to it for when he goes on his school trip in June...

Ah bless I bet he's having a great time!!

[duke knooby]

You should get Sky+, it's brilliant!!!!!!

my friend.. sky + is shite... and IS the reason we're now about 9?? years behind in tv technology

[SamCat]

I'm trying to get it but its taking so long!!

[Betty]

does rum match with 5 (or 6) pina collada and 2 martini?
guess I´ll find out later or tomorrow

[duke knooby]

my friend.. sky + is shite... and IS the reason we're now about 6 years behind in tv technology

actually sky + is very good... (but its still shite) ;)

[Hypnobabe]

I wonder how my boy's getting on... It's his first night away from home (only at Auntie Mel's house) without Mummy OR Daddy... Gotta get him used to it for when he goes on his school trip in June...

Ah bless I bet he's having a great time!!

I hope so... Gotta get up early to pick him up tho'... well I say early... before 10.30, she said.... lol...

[SamCat]

So you can have a bit of a lie in then!!


JONTY THE OMEN IS STARTING!!!!!

[duke knooby]

excellent horror... older than me too

[SamCat]

excellent horror... older than me too

OMG how old are you?!!!

[duke knooby]

28

[duke knooby]

baby sitter should snuff it soon

[SamCat]

Sometimes i feel old!! Although the first time i saw this film i was young enough that my Mum had to sleep in my room for a week afterwards cos i was so scared!! And no Michael i was not 25 at the time!!

[duke knooby]

your not old... ive seen this loadsa times from a very very young age... i love horrors, never used to scare me...

[Monstro]

OMG how old are you?!!!

28

Told you, you said 34!!!!

[duke knooby]

what?????????????? who said 34????

[Monstro]

Emma

[duke knooby]

tut tut

[Betty]

:lmao:
weird phone call that was

[Monstro]

must be your mature attitude lol

[duke knooby]

damien is an evil looking fecker lol

[Betty]

beautiful voice....like velvet

[duke knooby]

beautiful voice....like velvet

thanks...

but... the fathers gonna snuff it next

[Betty]

thanks...

but... the fathers gonna snuff it next

errrrm... yeah... close

[duke knooby]

excellent, its the accent

[SamCat]

One of my client's daughters got married in the Omen church!!

[Betty]

excellent, its the accent

bingo!
it´s the accent that I can understand lol

[duke knooby]

bingo!
it´s the accent that I can understand lol

what??? you can't understand me??

[duke knooby]

One of my client's daughters got married in the Omen church!!

is that good or bad?? lol

[Betty]

what??? you can't understand me??

as if that´d be news to you

[duke knooby]

tut tut, why not??

[duke knooby]

thats the sort of nanny you could do with out

[Betty]

tut tut, why not??

umm, maybe because english isn´t my mother tongue?

[duke knooby]

umm, maybe because english isn´t my mother tongue?

lol not my fault then... so it wasn't just me then??

[Betty]

lol not my fault then... so it wasn't just me then??

i´m afraid it was just you...

[duke knooby]

not carl aswell???

[Betty]

not carl aswell???

nope. I understand him perfectly!!

[duke knooby]

it really was just me then?? poor

[Betty]

it really was just me then?? poor

yep.
but as you said, it´s really not your fault. so you shouldn´t care

[duke knooby]

its not good if no one could understand me though lol

[Betty]

its not good if no one could understand me though lol

but everybody else understands you... it´s not that bad then

[duke knooby]

aye, your a star

[duke knooby]

there's the hounds of hell

[Betty]

aye, your a star

thanks
and since no one´s talking to me on msn tonight (poor btw) I´m better off to bed now

[Monstro]

wonder how pissed Andy is lol

[SW31]

if anything like i was last night -completely wrecked

[duke knooby]

fecking stupid meeting tomorrow, why didn't i just get fecked???????

[duke knooby]

thats wasnt scary.. poor

[SamCat]

One of my client's daughters got married in the Omen church!!

is that good or bad?? lol

Not good, I dont think they made it to their first anniversary!! But the church isn't spooky when you see it!!

[duke knooby]

well that was a waste of my sunday morning... should have not gone

[duke knooby]

should i do something useful, or go back to bed??

[SamCat]

Do something productive!! If i have to do stuff then i dont want to think of anyone else resting up!!

[duke knooby]

aye, but i'm knackered

[SamCat]

Ok go to bed if youre knackered you need some zzzzzs!!!!

[RadioMaster]

i saw you making love to a group of my best friends

[Lord Kagan]

need booze and lots of it

[Betty]

perfect day!

[Betty]

that just rounded the whole weekend

[SW31]

thinking of some good people right now they know who they are

[duke knooby]

me?

[tinkerbell]

me?

As if

[Betty]

:lmao: ... :up:

[AndyK]

wonder how pissed Andy is lol

It was about a 6 on a scale of 1 .. 10, the entertainment was really in watching the other members of the family try to find their way home.

[LucyK!]

Indeed...if you see men with glasses and beards walking down the street, don't stop! :p

Does eating Pringles and drinking tea count as having salt water in my mouth?

[AndyK]

Walking is a rather loose description isn't it?

And no, it doesn't!

[LucyK!]

lol yeah, by "walking" I meant moving in a general forward direction with a few diagonals thrown in there! :lol:

[RadioMaster]

Does eating Pringles and drinking tea count as having salt water in my mouth?
sounds like a raging party :p

[LucyK!]

LMAO two separate thoughts I assure you :p

[AndyK]

Well, after all the procrastination it only took 5 minutes to fill the tax Return in :))

[mszee]

6 pages of nothing...

Claire, hope everything went well with your baby!!!

Thought for the day...when you watch TV...pay attention...and if programming on certain channel is a bit strange...it's a gay channel!!!

[duke knooby]

i dont remember last night... not good

[duke knooby]

it was the whiskeys fault

[Hypnobabe]

Claire, hope everything went well with your baby!!!


Everything went really well, thanks, Zina, when asked if he'd enjoyed himself and he'd like to stay again, he said "yes please, next week, Saturday AND Sunday!"

We'll do it another two or three times between now and June, hopefully he'll be just as cool about staying in a strange house with his school friends and teachers...

*mental note: Why isn't there a fingers crossed smiley when you need one?*

[SW31]

need a break

[Monstro]

Too dark to go looking for the lense off my bikes rear light.

[Betty]

i dont remember last night... not good

same here... sort of.
I remember parts and I reckon it´s brilliant that I don´t remember everything...

[duke knooby]

i remember nothing after about 8... still work was good craic till i sobered up lol

[Betty]

:up:
excellent, i don´t need to explain, excuse or whatever then.
hang on, u drove pissed???

[duke knooby]

taxi my dear...

[RadioMaster]

everytime i see you all the rays of the sun are streaming through the waves in your hair

[duke knooby]

everytime i see you all the rays of the sun are streaming through the waves in your hair

what?

[RadioMaster]

where?

[Betty]

taxi my dear...

good man!

food

[Betty]

everytime i see you all the rays of the sun are streaming through the waves in your hair

watcha doing if it´s raining or at night?

[duke knooby]

i miss my car.. wish they'd hurry up and fix it

[RadioMaster]

watcha doing if it´s raining or at night?

only leave the house when its sunny

[mszee]

Everything went really well, thanks, Zina, when asked if he'd enjoyed himself and he'd like to stay again, he said "yes please, next week, Saturday AND Sunday!"

We'll do it another two or three times between now and June, hopefully he'll be just as cool about staying in a strange house with his school friends and teachers...

*mental note: Why isn't there a fingers crossed smiley when you need one?*

Boarding school??? :lmao:

[SteinLoaf]

I just had a great idea - i'm a Little Britain fan and lurve Marjorie Dawes and the Fatfighters crew!!! So anyway she was given the boot .... awww .... and I reckon they should resurrect her as the owner of a childcare Nursary called Little B*stards!!!!

Or is that just my sick sense of humor!!! ;-)

[Hypnobabe]

Boarding school??? :lmao:

Nah, school trip...

Three days residential at a place called Burwell House, with lots of action and adventure for him to have fun with... It's just that given his problems, (autism) I don't want it to be a shock to him, I think it'll be a wonderful opportunity for him, and he'll really enjoy it...

Fingers crossed still... lol...

[Betty]

not amused

[Lord Kagan]

i am

[MeatGrl1]

:bicker: Why am I up at this goddamn time ?
Because of my back and because I was too hot !!!!

[Lord Kagan]

why is my manager a complete ~~~~?

[RadioMaster]

cause you are a complete ~~~~?

[RadioMaster]

is the word ~~~~ censored?

[MeatGrl1]

How random can one be !!

[AndyK]

Looks as if all the hard work could be paying off ... or is that going to be paying out? :))

[Monstro]

Just how can Suzuki justify nigh on £400 for what is in essence a piece of molded plastic?

[duke knooby]

Just how can Suzuki justify nigh on £400 for what is in essence a piece of molded plastic?

didn't find it then i assume??? 400 quid is a shocking price... none on ebay???

[RadioMaster]

hey jonathan

[Lord Kagan]

feck

[duke knooby]

what?

[Hypnobabe]

Hooray! Done and filed with a whole day to spare.... lol...

[RadioMaster]

just a thought:
isnt it odd that we dont know a lot of peoples surnames, even of close friends from the site?

[RadioMaster]

the live arrangement of baab is so much better than the album version

[duke knooby]

whats with all the new meat albums being released in feb/march???

[RadioMaster]

two?

[djfierce]

thought there were 3 :? cant keep up lol (sony collection, lp reissue and live bats)

only likely to buy one anyway ;)

[Lord Kagan]

lifting up carpet with bare hands is soooo fecking painful

[RadioMaster]

thought there were 3 :? cant keep up lol (sony collection, lp reissue and live bats)

only likely to buy one anyway ;)

oops, forgot about the lp

[duke knooby]

need a hair cut

[djfierce]

martina mcbride has the most amazing voice wow

she still blows me away :shock:

[duke knooby]

im totally knackered

[Lord Kagan]

need a haircut aswell, isnt happening

[Lord Kagan]

ya fecking hippy

[duke knooby]

still can't rem sunday night... poor

[duke knooby]

its 2 weeks today since she last spoke to me

[Lord Kagan]

who?

[Betty]

feck

drink :p

[duke knooby]

her

[Lord Kagan]

drink :p

ARSE

[Betty]

ARSE

girls

[Lord Kagan]

Ted: What was it Jack used to say about the needy? He had a term for them.
Dougal: A shower of ~~~~~~~s.

[Betty]

stupid cold... thats really the last thing i need now!!! :bicker:

[Lord Kagan]

who gave you the cold? sshhh?

[Betty]

ssshhhhhh

[Lord Kagan]

tut tut, a lot of shhhhhhh's these days

[Betty]

aye...
secrets over secrets

[Lord Kagan]

sooner or later theyll come out

[Betty]

not if i can prevent :p

[Lord Kagan]

it always has to come betty, tut tut

[duke knooby]

its really really hard keeping a secret.. you might as well just tell

[Betty]

i never tell

[Lord Kagan]

im knackered

[Betty]

go to bed

[Lord Kagan]

Mrs Doyle: [from the next room] "Ride me sideways" was another one!

[Betty]

uri wants to talk me into quit smoking.... gotta change the channel

[Lord Kagan]

dirty fecker

[Betty]

hear hear

[Lord Kagan]

hear what?

[Betty]

did you say something?

[Lord Kagan]

no but you did

[duke knooby]

in the land of the pig is awesome

[Lord Kagan]

so am i

[Betty]

might better go to bed...

[RadioMaster]

a pig? we know

[Lord Kagan]

youre funny... looking

[duke knooby]

is there such a thing as drinkers cough??

[Lord Kagan]

nope, doesnt affect your thoraic cavity

[duke knooby]

must stop smoking then

[Lord Kagan]

aye, me too

[Betty]

must stop smoking then


you should´ve watched uri tonight

[duke knooby]

what???? that bender?? no ta

[Betty]

ok
you´re welcome

[duke knooby]

spoon bender lol

[Lord Kagan]

rjs a bender

[RadioMaster]

youre funny


:D

[Lord Kagan]

eejit

[Betty]

can hardly wait for SAW IV !!!!

[Lord Kagan]

seen it

[Betty]

I know

[Lord Kagan]

i know everything

[Betty]

they sent me back home :shock:

[MeatGrl1]

Hope mum's OK.. She planned to come over early and start taking the carpet up and she is not here yet :?.

[djfierce]

they sent me back home :shock:

so did we,three times, you should be used to it by now :))