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[Rockette]

Feelin' poorly :tired: ... even my aches ache :shock:

OUCH! Get well quick.

[Ageing Bat]

Aaaw, thanks :heart:

Feeling much better today thanks..... have dragged myself into work. Voice rather husky though (Himself says it sounds quite sexy!! Last thing on my mind though!!).

[Chris]

I think i've created a monster!

More than four years ago i posted something to pass half an hour on a wet evening. It became the thread known as "Musical Tastes" and 526 pages adn over 13,000 replies later it is still going!! Why!??!??!

I've just had occasion to look for something at the start of the thread and found some rather random conversations mixed in there!!!!

[L96]

What do you say when there aren't any words?

[Hypnobabe]

I need some sleep... :zzz:

[Hypnobabe]

I just discovered that Corey Haim (that American actor who was in The Goonies among other things) lives near Bedford in the UK...

[Caelan]

ohhh man I hate painting:(

but really should get started now before the day is gone

[Rockette]

:idea: Think I'll sell my alter egos on Ebay. :twisted:

[Hypnobabe]

:idea: Think I'll sell my alter egos on Ebay. :twisted:
Your alter ego's what? :lmao:

[Rockette]

:D There are two of them. Which are you interested in? :D

[Hypnobabe]

Not sure, tell me about them?

[Rockette]

One is a cute little girl, and the other's a screaming Scot. Second thoughts, might keep them. :roll: They could come in handy one day.

[dottie]

They always come in three's - Left home at 11.30am this morning for work, first bus sailed past the bus stop:shock: , second bus didn't turn up:shock: , third bus finally arrived at 12.20pm,had to stand up all the way, that included from 12.20pm until 12.55pm:evil: was I cross, just wanted to turn around and go back home again:roll:

At least these trams ran on time....

http://www.vauxhallsociety.org.uk/Vauxhall%20Cross%201936.jpg

[Rockette]

:roll: Just an observation, Dottie, but those trams don't appear to have sails on them either. :twisted:

[dottie]

:roll: Just an observation, Dottie, but those trams don't appear to have sails on them either. :twisted:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[L96]

What type of dickhead rings the doorbell of a dark house at midnight, then runs away? AAAARGH....

[MeatGrl1]

I just discovered that Corey Haim (that American actor who was in The Goonies among other things) lives near Bedford in the UK...

LMAO! That is quite random!

[dottie]

Sleep evades me.......:zzz: :yawn: :roll:

[L96]

Want a doorbell? Grrrr......

[Rockette]

Come on over to my place and we can watch "The Wizard of Oz" together. That way, you don't hear the doorbell ring.

[L96]

**** THE DOORBELL.

It's the **** that has taken to Mac that I'm gonna tear the head off and disembowel.

[Rockette]

:roll: There's a movie you may have heard of. Wishcraft. Maybe you could pick up some ideas from that one. :shrug: Just a thought.

[dottie]

lotus be grateul you haven't got one like mine, everytime someone electronically opens there cars around here, my doorbell goes off.........

seem to spend my life trotting to the door, no wonder I'm so exh:lol:

[L96]

That's the funniest thing I've heard in weeks, dottie! :lol: :lmao: :lmao:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Bren - I owe you a hug :heart:

[Ageing Bat]

shhhhh........ I've got a headache

[Pudding]

I like ginger nut biscuits

Pud :twisted:

[Ageing Bat]

Can you not crunch them so loudly please Pud..... I've still got a headache.

[AndyK]

Personally I'm more in favour of chocolate hobnobs.

[Pudding]

Can't get chocolate hobnobs here. Actually I could if I paid out of my ass for them but I refuse to. They are the king of biscuits though :drool:

Pud :twisted:

[AndyK]

Hmmm I can see an export business opportunity here :))

[L96]

I need a new ENTER key :(:(:(

[hayley]

I dont even have an enter key it disappeared one day and im just left with something that kind of resembles a nipple :? :wtf:

[Rockette]

Is there such a thiing as an "exit life" key? I'll have four, thanks.

[Caelan]

aarrggg cat woke me up..why can't i have a normal sleep these days:roll:

[Rockette]

what's 'normal'???

[Caelan]

I don't know what is normal for you.......

for me waking up at 8 am instead of 6 am

[Rockette]

What a luxury to sleep that long!

[Caelan]

What a luxury to sleep that long!
that depents..lol

mostly late to bed..around 1-1.30 am so short nights :cool:

[Rockette]

Long to me. lol

[Caelan]

Long to me. lol

do you sleep at all??:shock:

[Leah]

hey all!
Just on holiday sunning it up in cyprus!
Looks like ive missed out on loads, ive definatly missed this place and all my fellow loafers! Catch you all in a week or so!
Keep Rockin!
Leahx

[Pudding]

aarrggg cat woke me up..why can't i have a normal sleep these days:roll:

Try 2 kids aged 1 and 3 and a pregnant wife who gets up very regularly for a wee, then tell me about not having a normal sleep :(

Pud :twisted:

[L96]

No one is god.

[dottie]

so tired but cannot sleep AGAIN!:twisted:

[Rockette]

You have my sympathy, Dottie. Sup, anyway?

[Rockette]

When I can't sleep, I throw two house flies into my ears so they can play space invaders. :D

[Devil's Son]

sleep is a good idea

[Rockette]

sleep is a good idea

Yeah great when you can get it. :D

[Devil's Son]

yeah but I can't have to work, isn't easy to get fresh air , it's hot in that country

[Rockette]

come and live in Australia, it's the middle of winter.

[Devil's Son]

what about mixing it up?

[Rockette]

hope you mean the weather. :D we just need metres of rain here though. cold and dry is not good.

[Devil's Son]

sure the weather, have no rain, sorry. It's hot and sunny

[dottie]

When I returned home for work, I fell asleep for an hour, pottered about knowing I had to go back to work this evening for a couple of hours, then fell asleep again, Um maybe I am turning into a vampire and only like to cat nap during the day, so that I can stay up all night and terrorise people:roll:

[Lord Kagan]

I think ill stay on dotties good side so i dont get terrorised

[dottie]

I think ill stay on dotties good side so i dont get terrorised

Now would I do that Lord Kagan?:lol:

Slept like a log last night, woke up this morning and found myself in the fireplace, expect we don't have a fireplace:lol:

[L96]

What is love, anyhow?

[Hypnobabe]

Slept like a log last night

Glad you're getting some decent sleep at last, Dottie

[Devil's Son]

da--- Ihave to clean the house

[JanT]

Where's that cup of tea I was promised?

[Devil's Son]

empty mind

[Rockette]

At this time in my life, I have the overwhelming urge to solve the real mysteries of life.

Will an alarm go off if I take more than 12 items through the express checkout? Does a bunch of bananas count as one item or do they count however many bananas there are in the bunch?

Can my webcam develop legs and venture into my bedroom at night? Or worse, can it follow me to the shower?

Does anyone ever print out the one-word story threads here?

Has anyone else managed to kill Fred?

[Lord Kagan]

Shall i stay up or go back to bed, hmm the choices in life

[Devil's Son]

hope I get more gifts ... hehehe

[hayley]

i got something in my eye and i cant get it out!!!:(

[L96]

Could it be an eyeball?

[Devil's Son]

wonderful day out on the road

[JanT]

Crikey! It's hot out there today.:shock:

[L96]

Natural justice? PAH!

[ChloeLee88]

IT'S TOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Caelan]

yuk dogs been swimming in some dirty messy pond...:evil:

[RadioMaster]

I am veeeryyy confused about the appearance yesterday.
Has nobody seen it?
Did it even happen?
Was it so horrible that nobody wants to talk about?
Will everybody who speaks about be shot?

:confused:

[Lord Kagan]

and does anyone have anyof the songs from it???????

[mszee]

Happy, happy, happy!!! On Top of the world!!!

[Rockette]

All husbands are cretins!

[L96]

September, September, September, September.... is it September yet?

[Caelan]

be patient..be patient..be patient...it'll be soon enough

[L96]

The new promotion for Bat III - a doorknock, religious caller style...

Knock knock
I'd like to take a moment to talk with you about Meat Loaf....

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

[mszee]

No thoughts this morning at all...just acute feeling of sleep deprivation

[Ageing Bat]

Just watched the Shuttle landing live on NASA tv online...... incredible. Isn't technology wonderful sometimes?

[SuperLoafMan]

I tried to watch that but could not get it to work on the works computer, hopefully going to watch it later on the BBC website if they recorded it. I am please it came down safely, not to mission can continue. And like you say, Technology is great sometimes.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Why's the rum gone? :shock:

[Ageing Bat]

I tried to watch that but could not get it to work on the works computer, hopefully going to watch it later on the BBC website if they recorded it. I am please it came down safely, not to mission can continue. And like you say, Technology is great sometimes.


The NASA website will have recorded video coverage, so you should still be able to see it on there.

We were lucky enough to watch one of the shuttle launches a few years ago when we were on holiday in Florida ....... what an amazing sight that was.

[SuperLoafMan]

The NASA website will have recorded video coverage, so you should still be able to see it on there.

We were lucky enough to watch one of the shuttle launches a few years ago when we were on holiday in Florida ....... what an amazing sight that was.
That would be absolutely awesome to see that, I am jealous lol :D

Thanks for the info, will check out their site! :D

[sunneke]

is sad because there is no sign that Meat would come to the Netherlands, and is seriously thinking about making a trip to wherever they are :(

[Devil's Son]

.. if he's doing a tour ???

[sunneke]

yep IFF ....

[MeatGrl1]

I am tired!

[Devil's Son]

.. of going to bed alone ...:(

[Rockette]

a gerbil might be a fun bed partner?

[Devil's Son]

:D

[Rockette]

just a thought

[L96]

I recommend masking tape/duct tape.

[Rockette]

just put your head through the screen and I'll tape you up then. starting with the mouth.

[L96]

I was talking about bonking the gerbil.

[AndyK]

We'd really rather you didn't ... this is a family forum

[Rockette]

I was talking about bonking the gerbil.

I reiterate - I will tape you up, starting with the mouth.

[L96]

I reiterate - I will tape you up, starting with the mouth.

OI! Are you calling me a gerbil, ferret features??

[Rockette]

:twisted: ferrets have a mean bite :twisted:

[L96]

We'd really rather you didn't ... this is a family forum

I'm not the one who suggested taking a gerbil to bed. I merely offered some practical advice on making it mess-free. Jeesh. :roll:

:D

[L96]

:twisted: ferrets have a mean bite :twisted:

Is that the best you've got, harlot?

[Rockette]

:doh:

[L96]

That's not a bite... hell, that's not even a good gumming.

Typical Victorian, all words, no action.

[Rockette]

:bicker: hip and shoulders at dawn! :twisted:

[L96]

I've seen your hips and shoulders.... I'm opening a book on how far you will bounce. Somewhere near Perth, I reckon, on the rebound.

[Rockette]

You didn't even shift me out of that supermarket. All talk!

[L96]

Pah... as I recall, you bounced into the chip display. In fact, when I was down there last week, the owner wouldn't even let me in that aisle, on account of the damage your rebound wreaked. You old trout. :-P

[Rockette]

I know you, you little flake!

[AndyK]

Ladies! Please, don't bring your battles over the latest sanatogen savings down at Aldi online here :))

[Rockette]

no, actually it was at this little half-a***d shop right near Lotus' home

[L96]

Yeah, the owners had migrated from Victoria.

And look at what they brought with them.

[Rockette]

:yawn:

And you are going to move where?
Ah yes! Queensland, where time runs steadily on backwards!
How appropriate!

[L96]

Yeah, you should come and visit. It might help you remember your lost youth, through the fog of time.

[Rockette]

Won't be bringing the rum and coke this time. You drink too much

[L96]

For what? :|

[Rockette]

A South Australian gerbil

[L96]

What is this fascination you have with gerbils? Are you perhaps recognising a similar intellect to your own?

[Caelan]

:retard: more intellect:??:

[Rockette]

now the Dutchy buys into the argument, eh?

[L96]

Just because you speak double Dutch....

[Rockette]

:hic: Course you'd only understand Scotch, wouldn't you?

[L96]

At least I can use a VCR

[Caelan]

Just because you speak double Dutch....
...shaken..not stirred....

[Caelan]

ouch
At least I can use a VCR

[Rockette]

I use it just fine, thanks. Wrong channel, but who cares?

[L96]

Not me. I can use my VCR, so *I* have the item in question.

[Caelan]

Not me. I can use my VCR, so *I* have the item in question.

:eyebrows::whistle:now what would that be hey....:whistle::eyebrows:

[Rockette]

Not me. I can use my VCR, so *I* have the item in question.

Only until I take control of Mac!

[L96]

Postage paid. All yours. Guarantee he will eat your precious gerbil.

[Rockette]

But he won't miss out on the Grand Prix

[Caelan]

Postage paid. All yours. Guarantee he will eat your precious gerbil.


DANGEROUS....cat

[L96]

But he won't miss out on the Grand Prix

You guys deserve it, Victoria is full of grand pricks.

[Rockette]

Yep, that drive very fast cars, wearing sexy gear!

[L96]

Think with a different part of your body...

[Rockette]

now that's low

[L96]

Especially on you, shorty.

[Rockette]

:yawn: Every now and then, you really excel yourself. I doubt I've every heard that before.

[L96]

Well, listening does require closing that mouth you keep displaying.

[hayley]

woah what happened in here??:shock:lol

[mszee]

woah what happened in here??:shock:lol

Uh oh...I smell thread hijacking...

[Caelan]

naahh they just were having a good time...

zzz..going to be a bad nightsleep i think

[AndyK]

Uh oh...I smell thread hijacking...

That's a constant odour round here ... must have a word with the cleaners ... :))

[hayley]

lol gerbils and ferrets sound fun lol

[mszee]

lol gerbils and ferrets sound fun lol

Ummm...hmmm...are you sure you're a straight girl???

[mszee]

That's a constant odour round here ... must have a word with the cleaners ... :))

In re: hijacked threads...it takes one to know one...

[hayley]

Ummm...hmmm...are you sure you're a straight girl???
very sure!!!lol
my mate has ferrets and they are great and so from that id assume that gerbils are nice too, but not to go to bed with one, thats a lil bit wrong!!lol

[mszee]

very sure!!!lol
my mate has ferrets and they are great and so from that id assume that gerbils are nice too, but not to go to bed with one, thats a lil bit wrong!!lol

hahahhahahahaha

Thought for today (staying on subject)

No thoughts...too hot to think...

[AndyK]

In re: hijacked threads...it takes one to know one...

:whistle: innocent look :whistle:

[mszee]

:whistle: innocent look :whistle:

Actually, I was refering to my own self...but if the shoe fits...

[Gez]

Boobs :cool:

[L96]

very sure!!!lol
my mate has ferrets and they are great and so from that id assume that gerbils are nice too, but not to go to bed with one, thats a lil bit wrong!!lol

It's fine if you have masking/duct tape.

[hayley]

:shock:

[Caelan]

woke up wat to early..
and started with a headache

[Devil's Son]

so much work to do .. oh and I hope you feeling better soon. Caelan

[Caelan]

so much work to do .. oh and I hope you feeling better soon. Caelan

thanks some asperine do work..thank God..

have a good day

[Devil's Son]

you're welcome and thanks, for you, too :)

[Caelan]

why did I get up so early...

[sunneke]

goodmorning, another very sunny and hot day.... thinking of all the people who started the 4-daagse.... Thinking of the fact that yesterday 2 people died, 300 people needed help, and one in critical condition. The 4-daagse is cancelled afcourse, but still thinking: what the..... where they thinking??? Walking with this extreem heat....

[Hypnobabe]

I'm having a really bad day... could use some hugs.... got a thumping headache too... want to cry.... why does life have to be so hard?

[hayley]

I passed the first year of my degree!!!!!!wooooohoooooo!!!!!!

[Bren]

I'm having a really bad day... could use some hugs.... got a thumping headache too... want to cry.... why does life have to be so hard?

*HUG*

[Bren]

I passed the first year of my degree!!!!!!wooooohoooooo!!!!!!


CONGRATULATIONS!

[Hypnobabe]

*HUG*
Thanks Bren, much appreciated x

[Devil's Son]

*HUG* you, too and hope it helps ... and thimking why they can't stop the war ....

[Ageing Bat]

The only thought going through my head at the moment is:


HOT, TOO BLOOMING HOT!..... somebody please make it stop!

[AndyK]

Don't you just love a long hot summer? :))

[sunneke]

gives hypno a hug.......

hayley: way to go!!!!!!!!!!


And i like a long summer, but with a little less heat thank you.......


(thinking how great it would be to have a ice bath)

[Devil's Son]

I love it hot

[Ageing Bat]

Now I know how an oven ready chicken feels..... yesterday was like working in a fan assisted oven.

[L96]

I love it hot

Should you be telling us that? ;)

[Bren]

Now I know how an oven ready chicken feels..... yesterday was like working in a fan assisted oven.

i have that to look forward to today :roll: ....the building i work in is largely glass...only a couple of tiny windows that open......not looking forward to work at all!!

[AndyK]

If people commit to something, why don't they fulfill that commitment?

[Devil's Son]

because the are human ...? Not all keep their promise but there a some - and this is a promise made by Grasshopper (a samurai)

[Hypnobabe]

Better today.

[Devil's Son]

time is slippin' away

[Bren]

way too hot!!...i wish it would snow :lol:

[Chris]

i think the Turing Test has just been achieved!!

[djfierce]

I have no time anymore :(

[Saeko san]

My upper arm is very tender:(

[mszee]

My upper arm is very tender:(

Did you cook it too long???

[ChloeLee88]

Why can't i sleeep......grrr!!!

[mszee]

Why can't i sleeep......grrr!!!

Is it still hot there? It cooled off here

[dottie]

join me.................:roll:

[mszee]

join me.................:roll:

OK...when and where???

[dottie]

here and now:lol:

[mszee]

here and now:lol:

Well, here I is...where is you???

[Devil's Son]

here, can't you see me?

[mszee]

I can see you now...you look mighty good today!

[hayley]

i need chocolate...........:drool:

[mszee]

i need chocolate...........:drool:

Wrong thread...stop by the pub...plenty of virtual chocolate!!!

[hayley]

virtual chocolate just wont hit the spot mszee i found a chocolate chip muffin in the cupboard though, that has satisfied me.......for now anyways lol

[mszee]

virtual chocolate just wont hit the spot mszee i found a chocolate chip muffin in the cupboard though, that has satisfied me.......for now anyways lol

I know what you mean...but at least you can't say I haven't tried...

[hayley]

lol it was sweet of u to offer hun thanks :D

[Chris]

The offspring of Meat loaf and Neil Young!!!!!!!!

How can he fail!!! :twisted:

[Chris]

Oh whats the bloody point?

[mszee]

There ain't never no point...

[Gez]

Whatever :shock: or never or..........are you looking at me....PUNK:cool:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Whatever :shock: or never or..........are you looking at me....PUNK:cool:

I'm looking at you - & like what I see - :wink:

[Caelan]

:cool::lol:

[L96]

Trip hazards should be eliminated.

Note: it is polite to ask if the factory klitz is hurt, *before* you sit down and cry with laughter at their plight.

[Devil's Son]

still too much work and it's too hot

[Caelan]

going out with the dogs woeffff:D

[Devil's Son]

don't know where to start

[Caelan]

don't wanna go..what to do,,,where to go..

http://media.mlxxfc.net/cabank.JPGgoing out:??:

[Devil's Son]

wow he's sweet .. damnd I haven't a picture of mine ...

[Caelan]

oke that was our little girl
here is the big man..

http://media.mlxxfc.net/bo.JPG:-P

[Caelan]

FOR SALE...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/house.JPG

[Devil's Son]

oh, cool man, I like real man, you know, man with hair on the chest :lol: Ok I found one, her is my man:
http://media.mlxxfc.net/03-11-06_1128.jpg
http://media.mlxxfc.net/03-23-06_1700.jpg
http://media.mlxxfc.net/12-27-05_0841.jpg

[Caelan]

he's a really cool guy..love im..:heart::D

[Devil's Son]

yep. would be great to take them for a walk togther :)) I love that guy, he's my No. 1 ( sorry Meaty)

[Caelan]

come over and we'll have a walk..:mrgreen:

[Devil's Son]

oh at the begining he had long hair and looks like that:
http://media.mlxxfc.net/Bogo10.jpg

[Devil's Son]

as soon as possible we'll be there

[L96]

FOR SALE...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/house.JPG

IT'S A CHOCOLATE BOX FAIRY TALE HOUSE!!!!!

I've always wanted one like that, why didn't you tell me..... Man, I'm ringing the bank manager in the morning. :D

[Caelan]

IT'S A CHOCOLATE BOX FAIRY TALE HOUSE!!!!!

I've always wanted one like that, why didn't you tell me..... Man, I'm ringing the bank manager in the morning. :D


ahh you didn't know hey..

I tell ya I found the broom upstairs..now that makes ya think :D

[mszee]

There is only a moment...between future and past...and that is exactly what we call LIFE

[Devil's Son]

wow, mszee!!!!!!

[mszee]

wow, mszee!!!!!!

What do you mean? Like it or hate it???

[SteinLoaf]

Doesn't it suck when protocol dictates that one can't even say Happy Birthday to a friend :-(

Gone but never forgotten.

[Hypnobabe]

You

[Devil's Son]

What do you mean? Like it or hate it??? NO, I don't hate it, it sounds wise.

[mszee]

NO, I don't hate it, it sounds wise.

Thank you...such was the mood at the moment...one moment in one moment of time...

[Devil's Son]

great!

[Chris]

Every now and then i think I better run away from you before it's too late....

[Chris]

But every now and then i know i must go where you lead me,
I'd go with you through the gates of hell.

[Devil's Son]

and back

[mszee]

Is there a way out of hell???

[Devil's Son]

always

[mszee]

I don't think so...

[Devil's Son]

you need faith and if you haven't any .. it's time for a hero :)

[hayley]

i have the hic cups and i cant get rid of them :(

[mszee]

Oh god...I do need a hero, don't I???

[hayley]

everyone needs a hero, a knight in shining amour riding a mighty steed lol:pray:

[Devil's Son]

..or a Sensei , I found mine :))

[Gez]

....Im putting on my Hot Pants........I'll be your hero :D

[mszee]

Whose???

[Caelan]

yours hahahaha

[mszee]

Let's straighten this thing out then...my hot pants or my hero...or my at all???

[Caelan]

http://cosgan.de/smiliegenerator/ablage/259/436.png

[hayley]

in hot pants

[mszee]

Let the man speak for himself, for god's sake...there were at least three women here whining about heroes!!!

[Caelan]

http://cosgan.de/smiliegenerator/ablage/259/444.png

[mszee]

This bunch can scare any man...forget about heros...

[Caelan]

This bunch can scare any man...forget about heros...

hahaha...oke oke ..I'll stop it..:roll:

Gerry you can come back now;)

[Leah]

WoooHoooooooooooooooooooooo just passed my 1000th post!:cheer: :yay:

[mszee]

Congratulations!!! I've lost my 2000 post don't know where....

[Leah]

Thanks! Your well and truly past your 2000th!

[mszee]

Thanks! Your well and truly past your 2000th!

I know...but don't know where hit 2000

[L96]

Somewhere outside of Brooklyn? I bet they dodged. :lol: