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Can't afford Christmas - my friends and loved ones will have to have hugs instead
Can't afford Christmas - my friends and loved ones will have to have hugs instead
I LOVE hugs...so much better than socks and sweaters!!!
And a hell of a lot cheaper!
And a hell of a lot cheaper!
Hey...I heard you're good with crafts...I am sure you can come up with beautiful stuff for a nominal price...
Matter of opinion I guess!!! lol
Matter of opinion I guess!!! lol
Last year...a girl who makes very little money in the office...single mother...bought tiny gift bags - probably in the discount store...put a couple of chocolate candies in...tied it with pretty ribbon...and it was truly lovely...and gifts for the entire office probably were under $10.-...which is what? something like 5 pounds?
Well i think the happiest will be neil when he gets his present - providing my mate gets off her ass and sorts it.
I am really looking forward to getting my pressie off cathie because i know what she has got me - a set of Blonde, Leggy, Nordic Triplets :drool:
At least i assumne that is what she got me, the text said it was something i had been complaining about not having so it must be that!!!
Well i think the happiest will be neil when he gets his present - providing my mate gets off her ass and sorts it.
I am really looking forward to getting my pressie off cathie because i know what she has got me - a set of Blonde, Leggy, Nordic Triplets :drool:
At least i assumne that is what she got me, the text said it was something i had been complaining about not having so it must be that!!!
Did you get Neil Jessica Rabbit??? :shock:
I think you outdone your buddy with this post...he keeps on talking about blonde,leggy,nordic TWINS...
Monstro
22 Nov 2006, 00:29
Can't afford Christmas - my friends and loved ones will have to have hugs instead
A hug is from the heart, beats a gift from a discount store any day!!!!!
Not that I'm saying Smoggie would frequent a discount store of course, just trying to give a term our overseas members would understand!!!!!
Did you get Neil Jessica Rabbit??? :shock:
I think you outdone your buddy with this post...he keeps on talking about blonde,leggy,nordic TWINS...
I think i know what Neil wants more than Jessica Rabbit.
I think i know what Neil wants more than Jessica Rabbit.
I think I know what it is too...he sent me to google it today...hahahahaha...
needmoremeat
22 Nov 2006, 09:55
Well, in about half an hour I'll be off to uni, then four hours later will be back home for a bit, then will be going to hospital 12 miles away for operation (rather annoying seeing how I live two minutes drive away from and on the same street as Sunderland hospital!:roll: ), and should be back home on Monday, so shall see you all then!:mrgreen:
Edit: wahey! 1,111 posts!:D
Need to get to bed earlier on a night.
Need to get to bed earlier on a night.
Then why don't you just do so? Life IS really easy sometimes ;) :D
Then why don't you just do so? Life IS really easy sometimes ;) :D
But then half the things I want to do just don't get done ... :))
But then half the things I want to do just don't get done ... :))
Want to or have to ;)
Want.
Must remember to buy some bananas lunch time ...
Hypnobabe
22 Nov 2006, 12:16
I'm cold...
Want to move into my new office but don't have a path yet, so it'll get all muddy....
Got lots of boring things that need doing and I can't be ar*ed...
Ageing Bat
22 Nov 2006, 13:44
Want to move into my new office but don't have a path yet, so it'll get all muddy....
Why don't you wear your snazzy wellies?
Hypnobabe
22 Nov 2006, 15:31
I didn't think of that...... However, it is now peeing it down with rain, and I have Doctors on the telly, plus the kettle inside the house where I am now....
Must remember to buy some bananas lunch time ...
And... :))
You're right Michael, hugs are just as good a gift as any, especially with the Smoggy love! :lmao:
Must remember to buy some bananas lunch time ...
And...
You're right Michael, hugs are just as good a gift as any, especially with the Smoggy love!
Forgot ... got distracted wondering what the parcel is that couldn't be delivered that I have to pick up tomorrow.
As for the hug thing, do they still get wrapped and left under the tree like other presents?
In regards the first line - I hate you.
Hugs - they come wrapped up, complete with bow, and sit under the tree waiting to be claimed!
Wonders when the parcel will arrive that he was expecting, rather than the parcel that he wasn't expecting that he can't collect until tomorrow now ...
Opinions haven't changed...
RadioMaster
22 Nov 2006, 18:31
due to a complete crash of my laptop, (and the fact that I´m internet addicted;)) I have to work on my old win 2000 800MHz, 128MB RAM, year 1999 pc.
AND IT IS SLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW
Monstro
22 Nov 2006, 18:33
Why does my contract say 4.30 finish and I'm still at work????
So long as they pay you for it hon...
*woo hoo* ... Home time ...
Indeed....another day gone
Time to unleash a Mouse on the village.
RadioMaster
22 Nov 2006, 18:42
is it already december?
Time to unleash a Mouse on the village.
Have a great time, guys!!!
Time to unleash a Mouse on the village.
One village ... two idiots ... gawd help them :twisted:
One village ... two idiots ... gawd help them :twisted:
I am off tomorrow and you're working...so there...
Devil's Son
23 Nov 2006, 11:26
da*** it could be happen that I have to sell my ticket
MeatGrl1
23 Nov 2006, 12:07
Should dry my hair and get my ass into gear than sitting here:shock: !!
Ageing Bat
23 Nov 2006, 14:18
A very sad day here at work..... we just learned one of our old colleagues passed away yesterday.
Rest in peace Stella
A very sad day here at work..... we just learned one of our old colleagues passed away yesterday.
Rest in peace Stella
Sorry to hear that...my condolences
24 hours, 39 minutes, 60 seconds...ETERNITY
Ahh yes, you've got a holiday coming up right Zina?
No, it's not Friday yet Andy. Sorry!
wish it were..lol..around 3.30 pm friday,,
can't we do some 4 days work/4 days off shift...
thats pretty cool to me..:cool:
wish it were..lol..around 3.30 pm friday,,
12.30 Friday would suit me just fine ... got too much planned for tomorrow afternoon to work any later than I have to!
12.30 Friday would suit me just fine ... got too much planned for tomorrow afternoon to work any later than I have to!
poor boy..busy day..
take some time to relax..before you know it the weekend is over again
it was relaxing that I was talking about ... along with shifting some furniture and collecting a special delivery.
relaxing is always gooooooooooooooooooood...can't get enough of that..lol
geordieloaf
23 Nov 2006, 22:55
Newcastles just won, got a day off tommorrow. Done all my xmas shopping.
Listening to Bat 3.
Life's pretty good at the moment.
geordieloaf
23 Nov 2006, 23:19
oiutythgjnbvcfrdreswddj============. (that my three year old daughter's first post)
duke knooby
23 Nov 2006, 23:31
and your 3 year olds post made more sense than some ive read (and posted)
geordieloaf
24 Nov 2006, 00:22
Yea i know more sense than most of mine.
She's got a poster with bat 1 on in her room.
Loves him sings to his songs.
Start them early is my motto.
Monstro
24 Nov 2006, 00:24
Newcastles just won, got a day off tommorrow. Done all my xmas shopping.
Listening to Bat 3.
Life's pretty good at the moment.
Yep, howay the lads, bring on the last 32!!!!!!!!
I've got to brave the M62.
In rush-hour.
oke think it is time to actually do something today:roll:
Rockette
24 Nov 2006, 09:47
Please keep your distance then. :D
Monstro
24 Nov 2006, 14:46
Who am I, why am I here?
... i'm so happy i have the day off !!! ... :cheer: ..
The package was delivered and the mouse has the cheese.
</spy mode>
... :roll: ... at a post i read on another thread...
Why does no where nowadays sell flat caps?
Why does no where nowadays sell flat caps?
yes.. what is it with hats/ caps.. the perfect one is so hard to find??? ...:??: ...
... and i don't WANT to... lol... it's a waste of time on a lengthy holiday weekend... lol ...
If you have an arena with an attached train station, who thought it would be a good idea to run the last train five minutes before the gig finishes.
... i need a nap ... bye ...
RadioMaster
25 Nov 2006, 19:45
why the hell are train tickets so EXPENSIVE?:shock::(
... when is my mommy in law going home? ...
RadioMaster
25 Nov 2006, 23:39
Axel Schulz lost :(
I think mainly because Meat wasnt there ;)
showed a nice Bat3 advert and played Alive in another ad though :D
Axel Schulz lost :(
I think mainly because Meat wasnt there ;)
showed a nice Bat3 advert and played Alive in another ad though :D
very good re: the ad ... guess the sponsors of the match were understanding for the fact Meat wasn't well enough to be flying how many hours? ... and supported him anyway with the playing of the ads ay? ... :-) ...
I saw Cliff Richard's stomach! :shock:
RadioMaster
26 Nov 2006, 12:36
is that good or bad for you?:bleh:
There has been a persistent rumour about him for 40 years which i now know the definitive answer to!
firefly
26 Nov 2006, 13:55
I need a holiday!!!
TOO MANY THOUGHTS!! Doing an Essay!!!
... Sunday morning coming down... back to reality tomorrow ... :( ...
Rockette
27 Nov 2006, 01:08
Damien Leith was made Australian Idol 2006 last night! Yay!!!
... Sunday evening CRASHING down... back to reality tomorrow ... :angst: ...
Monstro
27 Nov 2006, 03:29
back to reality all right, wish I could sleep!!!!
... i don't wanna goooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... :panic: ...
Time is running out real fast now :(
Rockette
27 Nov 2006, 12:42
Oh, come now! It's only a cup of tea. How much time does that take up?
Plenty when there's more productive tasks I could be undertaking....
Rockette
27 Nov 2006, 12:46
Nothing more productive than sipping a jolly good cup of cha
Did someone say they were brewing up? :))
How ridiculous!
All the cliff fans are complaining about those of us who stood up at the gig!
RadioMaster
27 Nov 2006, 15:31
why do I have to do so many things in such a short period of time?:(
Goodbye sparetime:(
At last! A decent cup of tea :))
needmoremeat
27 Nov 2006, 16:59
Newcastles just won, got a day off tommorrow. Done all my xmas shopping.
Listening to Bat 3.
Life's pretty good at the moment.
I know they won. Was at the RVI hospital having nose op, they put me in a room overlooking St james':evil: then Dad and brother had problems parking as all the footie fans took the free parking places outside hospital that are meant to be for hospital visitors!:shock: not fair:evil: am back home now, though, which i'm glad of.
geordieloaf
27 Nov 2006, 19:00
Sorry to hear that. I know it's a git to park there at the best of times. Well at least you had a good view or maybe not for you.
I got my nose broke a few years back and it bloody hurts. Just put some meat on and think happy thought's.
Think I'm going to have a bath...
Monstro
28 Nov 2006, 01:36
I know they won. Was at the RVI hospital having nose op, they put me in a room overlooking St james':evil: then Dad and brother had problems parking as all the footie fans took the free parking places outside hospital that are meant to be for hospital visitors!:shock: not fair:evil: am back home now, though, which i'm glad of.
Jeez, if I'd have known you could see the match from your room I'd have visited!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rockette
28 Nov 2006, 02:16
Jeez, if I'd have known you could see the match from your room I'd have visited!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:twisted: Assuming you could have got a parking space! :evil:
Rockette
28 Nov 2006, 07:49
How sad the tendency to grasp one side of a story with both hands, staunchly holding it up as solid fact, without even attempting to find out the other side. I guess it’s just easier for some that way. :(
firefly
28 Nov 2006, 08:03
Too early in the morning!
got to go to work!
Not a nice thought!
Hypnobabe
28 Nov 2006, 10:49
{{{{{Andy}}}}}
Reality bites
... YES !!!!!!! ...
t... dragging herself off to... brrr ... reality ... :( ....
Bosses are total and utter (&()*$&(*^£*(&%"*&%"&^£%s!
RadioMaster
28 Nov 2006, 14:29
why the hell costs a train trip through Germany and back 130€ when a flight to the UK and back is only 30€??:angry:
needmoremeat
28 Nov 2006, 14:36
Sorry to hear that. I know it's a git to park there at the best of times. Well at least you had a good view or maybe not for you.
I got my nose broke a few years back and it bloody hurts. Just put some meat on and think happy thought's.
Nose wasnt actually broken. strange story actually: a couple of years ago or so I finished orthodontic treatmeant at RVI, at penultimate visit there orthodondist told me she also had me down for a nose job!:shock: Had no recollection of this, but I'd seen this other doctor a while before who must have mentioned it and it had just passed me and Mam by. Next visit, nothing had been done, so she got onto him again, and when we did get to see him he said he hadn't said any such thing even though orthodontist had it in writing! Managed to convince him I hate my nose and have problems breathing through it on a night, so he took me on. That was over a year ago now, and hear I am now recovering!
Have to laugh at the thought of a doctor taking one look at me and thinking: this girl needs a nose job!:lol:
People really should try to understand how to use new technology before they try to use it in the real world ...
Technology should be simpler!
Plus it was an innocent enough mistake!!
No, technology users should be less simple ...
Call me darling again in a message like that that was festooned with XXX's and there'll be trouble :lmao:
needmoremeat
28 Nov 2006, 15:25
Yay! Series 5 of Frasier is out now!!! At last! Thought we were never gonna get it!:cheer:
Will have to wait until Christmas for this great series, though.
Ageing Bat
28 Nov 2006, 15:35
why the hell costs a train trip through Germany and back 130€ when a flight to the UK and back is only 30€??:angry:
Maybe you have to flap your arms to help fly? I would think so at that price!! :lmao:
argh. I'm in the middle of my exams & I cant concentrate at all. I really dont know whats wrong with me :shock: :|
but I bought Bat II : Collectors Edition, today so im rather happy haha.
geordieloaf
28 Nov 2006, 18:53
Nose wasnt actually broken. strange story actually: a couple of years ago or so I finished orthodontic treatmeant at RVI, at penultimate visit there orthodondist told me she also had me down for a nose job!:shock: Had no recollection of this, but I'd seen this other doctor a while before who must have mentioned it and it had just passed me and Mam by. Next visit, nothing had been done, so she got onto him again, and when we did get to see him he said he hadn't said any such thing even though orthodontist had it in writing! Managed to convince him I hate my nose and have problems breathing through it on a night, so he took me on. That was over a year ago now, and hear I am now recovering!
Have to laugh at the thought of a doctor taking one look at me and thinking: this girl needs a nose job!:lol:
I didn't realise. Hope you'r happy with your new nose.
I'm pretty chuffed just got my ticket's to see Steve Steinman at the tyne theatre.
needmoremeat
28 Nov 2006, 20:02
Haven't seen new nose yet, it's under a mask and has splints up it and everything. all i can see is the swollen tip! Might see it on Thur when I go back to RVI to have it checked, or it could be another couple of weeks. Even then, it could be months before swelling goes down entirely and black eyes disappear:shock: Actually, theyre not black. More yellow.....:roll:
:lol:
Anyway, thanks for listening:-)
Lord Kagan
28 Nov 2006, 21:11
Ah well
... i seriously need a vacation... no... seriously ...
Hypnobabe
29 Nov 2006, 18:06
I'll come with you Tink... Anywhere you fancy? The Carribbean, perhaps? See if Johnny's busy ;) ?
My thoughts...
Why me? Why now?
It's date time.
Don't wait up.
If life get's more better then this, it is unlikely I will be able to handle it anymore...
RadioMaster
29 Nov 2006, 20:35
is it december yet?
What day is it? (thought prompted by spending all afternoon thinking it was Friday tomorrow)
I'll come with you Tink... Anywhere you fancy? The Carribbean, perhaps? See if Johnny's busy ;) ?
My thoughts...
Why me? Why now?
luvvie?... i'd be happy just to be able to stay home ... lol ... and i'm nearly able to go there soon... ONE MORE HOUR !!!!!!!!! ... :pray: ... lol ...
Rockette
30 Nov 2006, 00:45
This time of year is so depressing.
Another year over, but the war rages on.
geordieloaf
30 Nov 2006, 00:45
Nearly midnight and i'm on here.
Got to get up at 6.
Rockette
30 Nov 2006, 01:17
Great! Now Meat has cracked 'em big league! And all because of the divisive dissenters here who are spoiling for fight.
Great! Now Meat has cracked 'em big league! And all because of the divisive dissenters here who are spoiling for fight.
i'm just spoiling for some FOOD... i wanna go home and eat my dinner ... :( ...
Rockette
30 Nov 2006, 02:05
i'm just spoiling for some FOOD... i wanna go home and eat my dinner ... :( ...
:D Thanks for putting the smile back on my face. HA HA HA HA
I'm all out of thoughts...I'm so lost without you...
Thursday morning, and it's all quiet ...
RadioMaster
30 Nov 2006, 13:35
I COURSE German Railways, they´re the biggest felons in the world!:angry:
The Flying Mouse
30 Nov 2006, 14:08
:twisted: Well had a few days off the forum 8)
Good to be back in the mad house again :lol:
But as I always say, if you never leave, you can never come back :wink:
How can you have a meeting about collaboration, when none of the attendees can agree a time to hold the meeting?
The Flying Mouse
30 Nov 2006, 14:49
How can you have a meeting about collaboration, when none of the attendees can agree a time to hold the meeting?
:twisted: Ice cream.Offer them ice cream :up:
.
Who am I? Why am I HERE???
The Flying Mouse
30 Nov 2006, 15:43
:twisted: Why does it always take me ages to get ready to go ANYWHERE? :shock:
Right, got to run now, and hurry to get back to my PM box once i'm done.
needmoremeat
30 Nov 2006, 20:12
Don't feel too good:(
Went outside today as had to go to hospital to check everything was OK after op, couldn't breathe due to the wind and nose being blocked. At least I know I won't be walking over the Wearmouth Bridge to uni any time soon, I'd die!
Also, item on ebay I'm bidding for looks like it could go right down to the wire in a fight after me being only bidder for over a week!:shock:
The things people put themselves through ...
Why does it always rain in Manchestershire?
According to Ace of Base...
Every time it rains...I get wet...:wtf:
The things people put themselves through ...
You can say THAT Again...on the other hand...don't...
needmoremeat
30 Nov 2006, 22:06
AAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!! Only 20 mins until item I'm bidding on ebay finishes, I'm terrified the other bidder will jump in at the last minute and claim it!:shock: :panic:
needmoremeat
30 Nov 2006, 22:28
I lost!:( :evil:
duke knooby
30 Nov 2006, 23:06
i thought about what to post
geordieloaf
30 Nov 2006, 23:13
Why can't they cut the working week to i don't know 1 day?
I've got more socks than radiators!
Your socks aren't as nice as my socks :))
RadioMaster
30 Nov 2006, 23:35
is it december yet?
duke knooby
30 Nov 2006, 23:36
gettin mighty close mr master
I've solved the sock to radiator ratio problem!
geordieloaf
30 Nov 2006, 23:41
I've solved the sock to radiator ratio problem!
Buy more radiator's or throw out some socks?
Now take off the wet socks and find space on the radiator....honestly....
simpler solution than either of those two ... remembered the radiator in the bedroom!
geordieloaf
01 Dec 2006, 00:19
simpler solution than either of those two ... remembered the radiator in the bedroom!
Doh!
it just proves my theory that every problem is a solution waiting to be found
Mick Loaf
01 Dec 2006, 00:23
I'd like to not have to go to work tomorrow.
geordieloaf
01 Dec 2006, 00:24
yep!
it just proves my theory that every problem is a solution waiting to be found
So...if you can't find Coupe De Ville on the bottom of the Cracker Jack box...find another radiator???
Why haven't I thought of it earlier??? :shock:
Rockette
01 Dec 2006, 04:41
Who would have thought newborn babies can actually talk to you?
Eairh!
Since when did you need a valid passport to fly within a country!!!
If it's this country you need valid photographic ID. If your poassprt has expired then it's not a valid form of ID ...
I asked if i could use my photo driving card and was told no, it must be a valid passport!!
It does depend on the individual airline, but the vast moajority (BA included) do not require a passport, and it's not a legal obligation.
Lord Kagan
01 Dec 2006, 17:32
Shouldnt have got up so early
Men are very strange creatures...:shock:
RadioMaster
01 Dec 2006, 17:44
is it december yet?
RadioMaster
01 Dec 2006, 17:47
YEP!
YEAH!!!!!!:)):))
:weee::weee::weee:
:))
december is the best month of the year!
starts with a three day weekend, several days off school, end of semester, birthday, cristmas, new years eve..................
Wooooooooohooooooooooooooo!:D
Lord Kagan
01 Dec 2006, 18:24
What you getting me for christmas then RJ? :p
RadioMaster
01 Dec 2006, 19:16
*Punch*:p
needmoremeat
01 Dec 2006, 20:03
Mmm...Cadbury's advent calendar!:drool:
*Punch*:p
... hahaha... you got nosey me... lol... good one ... :faint: ...
geordieloaf
03 Dec 2006, 00:51
Why am i not drunk on a saturday night?
It's Saturday? Gawd I'm sooo drunk.
... i'm drinking too ... :coffee: ... lol ...
Rockette
03 Dec 2006, 11:49
:shock: I have a drinking problem!
I drink more, but get drunk less. :shock:
:idea: Think I'll have another drink to think about this. :!:
... cheers ! ... :coffee: ...
Rockette
03 Dec 2006, 12:11
... cheers !
:D Is that back on TV??? :D I loved that show!
:D Is that back on TV??? :D I loved that show!
i'm sure SOMEwhere in the world it is ! ... lol ...
Rockette
03 Dec 2006, 12:20
Think I've slipped a rib earlier, mulching the garden debris.
6 rum and cokes, and 4 heavy duty pain killers aren't keeping the pain at bay for long either.
Who can I sue? I refuse to take responsibility for this travesty!
firefly
03 Dec 2006, 13:37
Staying up until 2.30am is no good!
Soooooo tired!
Especially when you got to go to work at 5.30am.
Lord Kagan
03 Dec 2006, 15:13
Cold
RadioMaster
03 Dec 2006, 16:00
cold???? it´s ****ing warm for december the third!:nuts:
:))
Rockette
04 Dec 2006, 07:59
How do you get "Mondayitis" when you don't know what day it is?
If objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are, how come when you're looking straight ahead through the windscreen, those things in front of you seem so far away?
And as I always said...if objects in a rearview mirror may appear closer than they are...aren't we all in deep crap???
Wonder if it will snow on Christmas Day.
Lord Kagan
04 Dec 2006, 19:00
Huffy :p
geordieloaf
04 Dec 2006, 19:10
I'm getting into the crimbo spirit. My jingle bells are now ringing! :lol:
I'm getting into the crimbo spirit. My jingle bells are now ringing! :lol:
Jeez...and all this time I thought those are voices in my head...:-)
When the phone isn't being connected until tomorrow, how an earth can it ring this evening with someone on the other end offering to sell me double glazing?
The Flying Mouse
04 Dec 2006, 20:03
When the phone isn't being connected until tomorrow, how an earth can it ring this evening with someone on the other end offering to sell me double glazing?
:twisted: They have ways Andy :bleh:
When the phone isn't being connected until tomorrow, how an earth can it ring this evening with someone on the other end offering to sell me double glazing?
:oops: I didn't do it...I promise you...wasn't me...:oops:
Someone's protesting too much...
I'm just going to stick to using the bat phone from now on :))
Someone's protesting too much...
Are you kidding? If it was me...charges would have been reversed!!! ;)
geordieloaf
04 Dec 2006, 20:12
When the phone isn't being connected until tomorrow, how an earth can it ring this evening with someone on the other end offering to sell me double glazing?
Ok it was me. Still there was no reason to be so rude. I didn't realise just how many times you can use the f word in one sentance!
200th post get in. :D
Ok it was me. Still there was no reason to be so rude. I didn't realise just how many times you can use the f word in one sentance!
200th post get in. :D
Congrats!!!
Ok it was me. Still there was no reason to be so rude. I didn't realise just how many times you can use the f word in one sentance!
200th post get in. :D
It can't have been you ... I don't do repetition when I'm swearing at cold call salesmen :))
geordieloaf
04 Dec 2006, 20:20
:lol:
Lord Kagan
04 Dec 2006, 20:20
Off tomorrow :D
Oh sweet mother of god this ain't good!!
A couple of ill placed comments over a pint in a pub and my cunning plan to score via a cliff concert has made it to a newspaper!!!
I'm dead when she sees it
Chris you do seem to have a gift for, quite literally, hitting the headlines with your chosen ladies...interesting...
This was entirely my fault - i got terribly indiscreet whilst drunk and forgot totally who was there hanging on every word!!
Oh well, Emmerdale Christmas party ina weeks time so i can try and pull another famous soapstar there!!
Nothing like a bit of name dropping, eh Chris ;)
I am STARVING...and I already ate my breakfast and lunch...and there is no food in this office left...
And there is still over an hour until I get home...argh...
There's a funny smell in here ... perhaps it could be the dog who's let off ... ;-)
There's a funny smell in here ... perhaps it could be the dog who's let off ... ;-)
:wtf:
Boycott Shampoo
Demand the real thing.
I sw that on a sign this morning sdriving to work and have been chuckling about it ever since!
What is the real thing then?
I recently had a privilege to stay in the hotel where shampoo and body wash was the same thing...:shock:
Is that something like that???
There's a funny smell in here ... perhaps it could be the dog who's let off ... ;-)
I think not, it's not Scrabs...
Well, it wasn't me :shock:
All I said was it wasn't Scrabble.... ;)
think it must be the cows ...
That was the breed, not the gender :lmao:
Noo it was the gender because cows are girls....if that was the breed then what are girl cows called?!!
Actually if it had been the breed it would have been Friesan or Highland. Cow is a generic, common usage term for the species.
You said it was the breed, not me Mister!!!
So on your theory, girl cows are cows, and boy cows are bulls...this is too much for me
But I did correct my mistake in public ...
:bicker::bicker::bicker::bicker::bicker::bicker::bicker::bicker::bicke r::bicker::bicker::bicker::bicker::bicker::bicker::bicker::roll::roll: :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:
If any of you read the HM gossip email, the cliff story is the one I got into bother with the lasss over.
Ageing Bat
05 Dec 2006, 07:37
But I did correct my mistake in public ...
Quick, somebody frame that post!
Rockette
05 Dec 2006, 09:39
How hot does it have to get to fry brains?
No wait! One would need brains to do that, wouldn't one?
Quick, somebody frame that post!
Quick, edit that post :lmao:
I can still smell that smell...
Lord Kagan
05 Dec 2006, 12:16
Still off :D
The current pain in the neck is only marginally better than the current pain in the back.
But both are a pain in the arse and shouldn't be there
How very true ... wonder if the Osteopath can cure both?
I know how to cure one :roll:
You said it was the breed, not me Mister!!!
So on your theory, girl cows are cows, and boy cows are bulls...this is too much for me
Actuall no.
Girl cows are heifers.
Boy cows are bulls.
Its like how all female birds regardless of species are called hens whereas all male birds regardless of species are called cocks.
According to the letter, next years training away day takes place at the IBM Manchester Office.
The only slight hitch being IBM don't have a Manchester office!
And apparently they do have a manchester office - the man at the york office was merely trying (and succeeding) at confusing me!
I want one of these new driving licences.
You know, the ones that let you drive without lights, mirrors or signalling. And they confer on the owner the right to ignore red lights, not give way to the right ona roundabout and generally drive like a stupid, pig ignorant dweeb!
I want one of these new driving licences.
You know, the ones that let you drive without lights, mirrors or signalling. And they confer on the owner the right to ignore red lights, not give way to the right ona roundabout and generally drive like a stupid, pig ignorant dweeb!
I don't want THAT one...I want all those PIGS to have SUSPENDED licences...argh..
What do you do when you go to the ML unrelated show and are surrounded my ML tributes???
When are we going to have a rain-free day so I can hang out my washing:???:
Lord Kagan
05 Dec 2006, 17:40
Cant be bothered to revise
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