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[AndyK]

Why not write it down somewhere else? Or download the complete inbox as TXT files to your harddrive? Or memories them all?

[mszee]

Why not write it down somewhere else? Or download the complete inbox as TXT files to your harddrive? Or memories them all?

I have a few downloads already...the entire PM box is one giant memento at this point...

There is no value in my sent box...I never have anything interesting to say...

But I want to keep all those icons that are in PMs...and they are just gone with the wind once downloaded as text...

[mszee]

It appears I am one of not so many who is having so many thoughts today...

Just discovered a mountain of boxes of chocolates in company's kitchen...will that Christmas ever end? Will I ever be able to get back my "girlish" figure???

[LucyK!]

Ooohh send them over Zina, I could do with some!

[mszee]

Ooohh send them over Zina, I could do with some!

Come on down...we have full kitchen of sweets...we already hid some boxes from ourselves...these are new ones...

P.S. I now know what Quality Street is...it's what is standing on the fridge in our kitchen...

[djfierce]

:shock: .....

[AndyK]

There's always Jelly Babies ...

[LucyK!]

lol there's definitely no Quality Street left here!!

[AndyK]

:shock: even the :shit: ones?

[LucyK!]

They're still there

[firefly]

The more I think about it... I know i'm right!!

[mszee]

There's always Jelly Babies ...

You GOT to be kidding...no self-respectful woman will eat THOSE in lieu of chocolates...

[AndyK]

Well surely it depends on what's available, needs must and all that :))

[LucyK!]

You're right, but in absense of chocolate, Jelly Babies are mega!

[djfierce]

nope cant see it....chocolate and jelly cannot be compared :shock:
oh and i also have the :shit: quality street ones left ;) shall we pool them together and post them to some poor person who has never tried them before :lol:

[AndyK]

nope cant see it....chocolate and jelly cannot be compared :shock:
oh and i also have the :shit: quality street ones left ;) shall we pool them together and post them to some poor person who has never tried them before :lol:

But, which ones do you class as :shit:

[mszee]

Strawberry filling ones...argh...

[mszee]

Just realized that I've opened an excel file in the morning to work on and it's still the same as it was about 4 hours ago...

[LucyK!]

It's not that they're the horrible ones that are left, I think they've just been there too long, taste a bit stale

[AndyK]

Strawberry filling ones...argh...

I'll have those then ... :))

[mszee]

I'll have those then ... :))

Here...you can have them all...everything that doesn't look like chocolate or at least like nuts is yours...

[djfierce]

But, which ones do you class as :shit:

all the nutty ones, strawberry and coffee ones. uurrgghhh

[LucyK!]

I'll have the ones with nuts in, Andy will have the strawberry ones and they don't do coffee ones any more - job done!

[Hypnobabe]

That's fine Zina, if you lose it you can always PM me for it again, I promise not to be cross :mrgreen:

Now on to the important things....

Who wants the Orange Crunch from my Quality Street tin? And why oh why did they stop making the Peanut Cracknel?

[LucyK!]

I would never say no to the Orange crunchy ones...and they stopped making the peanut ones, one because the hurt my teeth, and two because they were far too sickly

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I claim all the green triangles in the tin :mrgreen:

[mszee]

:twisted: I claim all the green triangles in the tin :mrgreen:

What's that??? :shock:

[mszee]

That's fine Zina, if you lose it you can always PM me for it again, I promise not to be cross :mrgreen:

Now on to the important things....

Who wants the Orange Crunch from my Quality Street tin? And why oh why did they stop making the Peanut Cracknel?

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

It will probably go now from 93% full to 92.99999999% full...argh...

[Monstro]

Gutted, two nil down, never seen us play this badly before and the only positive I can take out of the first half is that we're only two down, could've been four!!!!!!

[Mick Loaf]

I'm going to eat a cake.

[mszee]

I'm going to eat a cake.

And have it too??? :shock:

[Mick Loaf]

I had 2 mince pies, they're hard to get now Christmas is over, I'll miss them when they're gone.

[djfierce]

Who wants the Orange Crunch from my Quality Street tin? And why oh why did they stop making the Peanut Cracknel?

urgh forgot about those...no thanks





:twisted: I claim all the green triangles in the tin :mrgreen:


forgot about those too....on their way luv ;)




my mum works at sainsburys and the quality street selection tins (fudge/caramel and toffee's) were reduced to a pound :up: so i've got two tins :p
better than the original tin but those fecking purple ones get everywhere lol

[Chris]

OK I have to admit it,

All this talk of Quality Street made me want some so on the way out I swung round via the factory adn got a big bag of the green triangles adn penny toffees.

Time for a ChrisTruFact: My grandad made the machine which used to make the long toffee fingers and my Auntie used to work that machine.

[geordieloaf]

I hate supporting Newcastle. Even BAAB being played at half time couldn't cheer me up. :(

[firefly]

I'll cheer you up!!!!:lmao:

[mszee]

And I STILL don't know what green triangles are...don't think we had those in that tin...better look at it again...on the other hand...I'll just live with what people will explain to me here...if they ever will...

[Monstro]

I hate supporting Newcastle. Even BAAB being played at half time couldn't cheer me up. :(

The best thing about the second half was being so disgusted I flicked channels and The Man Who Sued God was on five.

14 Days of the transfer window left, we'll be exiting Europe as well if something isn't done about our defence.

[tinkerbell]

my necks sore

[rick]

stupid question but WHY???

[tinkerbell]

had an accident in work and have whiplash

[Rockette]

had an accident in work and have whiplash

:twisted: There's a line in there, but I'm gonna leave it the heck alone. :twisted:

May I simply wish you a speedy recovery?

[Sue K]

... wish i had put the storm windows in over the weekend... brrrrr...

[Ageing Bat]

:shock: :shock: Part of the roof of the factory over the road has just blown off...... saw it whizz past our windows and disappear somewhere up the road :shock: :shock:

Now I'm getting a bit anxious

[Sue K]

... oh my ... be careful... are you having windstorms there or something??? ...

[Loafy Meats]

We've got really bad snow today and it took me 2hrs to get to work - Why did I persevere when I hate the place!!!???

[LucyK!]

Really!!! Ohh I'm jealous!!!! Love the snow, it's just really windy here

[Hypnobabe]

I would never say no to the Orange crunchy ones...and they stopped making the peanut ones, one because the hurt my teeth, and two because they were far too sickly

All yours, my lovely... And I'd have saved you from the peanut cracknels, they were my favourites... now I have to fight hubby for the purple ones :roll:

[Hypnobabe]

How cool is that!! I've just started my last new Jeffrey Deaver only to discover I managed to buy one that he signed which obviously didn't get sold at the book signing! How chuffed am i!!

[Chris]

The shop signs were blown off the front of the building half an hour ago.

That bang was the bus shelter opposite setting off down the street :(

[firefly]

Is it me... or is it cold?

[LucyK!]

It's bloody freezing, got numb feet and the wind is howling through the window pane

[Chris]

Window panes are luxuries.
The shop next door lost theirs an hour since.
I am debating hiding in the cellar for a week!!

[LucyK!]

It is like war time in Halifax isn't it ;) :lol:

[Chris]

If I'm not here tomorrow then send supplies for me and the munchkins as we will be off to see the wizard!!!

And now I am off as that ominous crash sounded distinctly like my chimney stack hitting the road!!

[AndyK]

It is like war time in Halifax isn't it ;) :lol:

Strictly speaking I think Halifax is still actualyl at war with someone ...


Just had to dodge the bin bags and wheelies bins coming back into to work. Made it safe though, and there were no chickens on the road today!

[Betty]

:shock:
Our neighbours pantiles are scattered down the road...
Big trees, traffic signs and the road lights were already blown down...

I wish I was going to school again. No school here today and tomorrow because of that heavy hurricane!!!
People were asked by radio and television announcements not to go out today between 4p.m. and 9p.m.
Great, I have to work, so I have to go out lol :roll:

So can anyone tell me how it´ll be possible for me to arrive at work without being hit by a pantile or something else that´s flying around???? :panic: :angst:

[RadioMaster]

:shock:
Our neighbours pantiles are scattered down the road...
Big trees, traffic signs and the road lights were already blown down...

I wish I was going to school again. No school here today and tomorrow because of that heavy hurricane!!!
People were asked by radio and television announcements not to go out today between 4p.m. and 9p.m.
Great, I have to work, so I have to go out lol :roll:

So can anyone tell me how it´ll be possible for me to arrive at work without being hit by a pantile or something else that´s flying around???? :panic: :angst:

It´s the worst storm in our city´s history here. About 150km/h
Nobody is on the streets, the kids were told to leave school at 12.30am and go straight home, if they couldnt go home (busses, trains arent driving) they can stay in school overnight.

It´s like in one of those apocalypse-movies.

I just hope our windows wont break.

[geordieloaf]

The best thing about the second half was being so disgusted I flicked channels and The Man Who Sued God was on five.

14 Days of the transfer window left, we'll be exiting Europe as well if something isn't done about our defence.

Yes that was the most embarrassing display i have witnessed and i have seen a few. No bottle no fight pathetic.:oops:
They need to buy some defender's and quick. Kids have done well but seem's it was one game to far.
I felt sorry for Shearer having to sit with Hanson being a total tit. Still like always we will have blind loyalty and keep going. We might just win the UEFA cup.:roll:

[Mick Loaf]

I'm happy cause football training has been cancelled, it's too cold.

[Chris]

Apparently today is the most popular day of the year to go out on a date!

[needmoremeat]

I see newcastle got beat last night.....




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:weee:



:cheer:



:twisted:

[AndyK]

Hungry ... need Pizza ... and beer!

[Monstro]

I gotta get a new computer

[Monstro]

I see newcastle got beat last night.....

I gotta get a new computer, or, to put it another way......

This computer's about as much use as a Premier League fixture list to a Sunderland fan!!!!!!!!

[JanT]

What have I done to deserve this?:shock:

[mszee]

Maybe it's not a good idea to sleep while driving...especially when it's snowing...

And honestly...I wasn't sleeping...I was just daydreaming...

[JanT]

With your eyes closed and sending out Zed's?

[mszee]

Eyes opened...but glazed over...I did say I was daydreaming...didn't I???

[JanT]

Yes you did :D

Who's bright idea was it to have toast in bed?????

[mszee]

Yes you did :D

Who's bright idea was it to have toast in bed?????

:shock:

I prefer other things in bed...strictly between you and me, of course...:oops:

[JanT]

:shock:

I prefer other things in bed...strictly between you and me, of course...:oops:

You prefer marmite?

[mszee]

You prefer marmite?

I don't even know what marmite is...:oops:

Marmalade???

[Betty]

:( My friends cat just had surgery :( :( :( :(

Best end, for a perfect day!!!!!!!!!!! *being VERY ironic* :evil: :evil: :evil:

Damn I need a punching ball !!!!!

[mszee]

:( My friends cat just had surgery :( :( :( :(

Best end, for a perfect day!!!!!!!!!!! *being VERY ironic* :evil: :evil: :evil:

Damn I need a punching ball !!!!!

Well...how did it go???

[Betty]

It went well, cat is back home but still under anaesthesia

I mean, look at that little angel there... Isn´t he beautiful??
http://media.mlxxfc.net/Sunny1.JPG

And why the hell is my friend consoling me? Shouldn´t I console her????

[mszee]

VERY CUTE kittie...and oh yes...I can read your signature...:oops:

[Betty]

I love this cat endlessly!
Can´t wait for tomorrow to see how he is!!
My friend didn´t want to hold the phone to kitties mouth so that I can hear him.
Dunno why lol

No worries, I can read my signature too... :oops:
Does it say a lot about ourselves? Nooooooo :roll: :lol:

[mszee]

I love this cat endlessly!
Can´t wait for tomorrow to see how he is!!
My friend didn´t want to hold the phone to kitties mouth so that I can hear him.
Dunno why lol

No worries, I can read my signature too... :oops:
Does it say a lot about ourselves? Nooooooo :roll: :lol:

Do you have your own cat? Looks like you might want to get one...

Does it say a lot about me that I can read your signature...I guess so...means...let's see...

Oh yes...it means I can read...WOW...hahahahaahhaha...

[Betty]

We have two cats.
Here´s one of our princesses lol
http://media.mlxxfc.net/Mausi.JPG

But I love my friends cat(s) at least as much as our kitties!!

Right, you can read... read internet slang :D :D :D
But that´s all it says about you, honest ;)

[mszee]

It's late for you, isn't it?

[Betty]

It´s 2:40 a.m. here
But I´m a nighthawk anyhow.
Luckily my day off tomorrow...

What time is it for you?

[mszee]

It´s 2:40 a.m. here
But I´m a nighthawk anyhow.
Luckily my day off tomorrow...

What time is it for you?

8:45 pm...I am looking for European insomniacs...hahahahahahaha...

[JanT]

8:45 pm...I am looking for European insomniacs...hahahahahahaha...

Is in Europe and can't sleep, does that make me a European Insomniac?

[Betty]

:lmao:
Well that´s definitely me!!

Not a good habit though... :roll:

[mszee]

:lmao:
Well that´s definitely me!!

Not a good habit though... :roll:

Not at all...I am an American insomniac...even worse...when I am up...there is NOBODY here...even European insomniacs are in bed...

[Betty]

loool :lawl: :lawl:

I know it´s nothing to laugh about for you, and somewhere in the deeper me I feel sorry for you (really!), but that was just so funny said :D

[mszee]

loool :lawl: :lawl:

I know it´s nothing to laugh about for you, and somewhere in the deeper me I feel sorry for you (really!), but that was just so funny said :D

Oh I don't mean for anybody to feel sorry for me...I live to entertain...I just forget to use emoticons...

Here...a couple of those...:twisted: :lol:

[Betty]

I like those... lol

I´m off to bed now, trying to catch some sleep but having not much hope about it.

So good night mszee ;)

[mszee]

I like those... lol

I´m off to bed now, trying to catch some sleep but having not much hope about it.

So good night mszee ;)

Good night, Betty...take care...was good talking to you...

[Sue K]

... happy friday peeps ! ... :D ...

[mszee]

It's snowing here...no wonder these words were on my mind this morning...

The snow's really piling up outside
I wish you wouldn't make me leave here

[firefly]

It's snowing here...no wonder these words were on my mind this morning...

The snow's really piling up outside
I wish you wouldn't make me leave here
Can we have some snow too? PLEASE....

[mszee]

Can we have some snow too? PLEASE....

Are you kidding? What do you need THAT for??? :shock:

Makes you traveling a nightmare...:(

[firefly]

Are you kidding? What do you need THAT for??? :shock:

Makes you traveling a nightmare...:(
No!! not kidding.. love the stuff!! lol

[mszee]

No!! not kidding.. love the stuff!! lol

Oh I LOVE that stuff...when I am safely tucked in bed...and it's piling outside...and the next day is weekend and I don't can have to go anywhere and just have a pajama party here...

OR...if because of the storm work day is cancelled...

BUT....just like that...nah...had enough snow to last me a lifetime already...

[firefly]

Oh I LOVE that stuff...when I am safely tucked in bed...and it's piling outside...and the next day is weekend and I don't can have to go anywhere and just have a pajama party here...

OR...if because of the storm work day is cancelled...

BUT....just like that...nah...had enough snow to last me a lifetime already...
So it's paty time then? lol

[mszee]

So it's paty time then? lol

Yes and no...

NO...I am at work right now...:(

YES...it's Friday and my boss isn't in!!! :cool:

[firefly]

Yes and no...

NO...I am at work right now...:(

YES...it's Friday and my boss isn't in!!! :cool:
Finish work early then... I'll bring a bottle or two!!!

Weekend start's here!! lol

[mszee]

Finish work early then... I'll bring a bottle or two!!!

Weekend start's here!! lol

Oh yeah...Friday is definitely a drinking day...

Just remember...keep me away from here when I am drunk...I manage to post nonsense in every single thread I can find in my not so sober state...

One morning people found this on EVERY SINGLE thread:

:shock:

Hahahahahahaahahaha...

That's all I was able to copy and paste....hahahahahaha...

[firefly]

Oh yeah...Friday is definitely a drinking day...

Just remember...keep me away from here when I am drunk...I manage to post nonsense in every single thread I can find in my not so sober state...

One morning people found this on EVERY SINGLE thread:

:shock:

Hahahahahahaahahaha...

That's all I was able to copy and paste....hahahahahaha...
HAHAHAHAHAHA....
NO problem babe... Will keep it in mind..

[Betty]

whohooo
it´ll be my first long trip with my new car in a few minutes :weee:

and there´s no speed limit on the motorway :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
already packed the car with loads of meat cd´s :whistle:

[Monstro]

POETS day!!!!!!

[LucyK!]

Just working out how much Meat tour in May is going to cost me...if anyone wants any artwork or anything remotely craft-like doing for them, please pay me to do so!! :up:

[needmoremeat]

I gotta get a new computer, or, to put it another way......

This computer's about as much use as a Premier League fixture list to a Sunderland fan!!!!!!!!

Actually, we use the Premier League lists to see when newcastle play arsenal, chelsea and man u so we can snicker evilly!:twisted:

[mszee]

Just working out how much Meat tour in May is going to cost me...if anyone wants any artwork or anything remotely craft-like doing for them, please pay me to do so!! :up:

Do you do windows *holding her breath*....????

[needmoremeat]

whohooo
it´ll be my first long trip with my new car in a few minutes :weee:

and there´s no speed limit on the motorway :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
already packed the car with loads of meat cd´s :whistle:

Cool! The autobahn! (spelling?!)
Have fun! Go like a bat out of hell!

[LucyK!]

Do you do windows *holding her breath*....????

As in glass?! Er...no! But I'll do you a fabulous hanging so you can't see whatever problem you have lol

[mszee]

As in glass?! Er...no! But I'll do you a fabulous hanging so you can't see whatever problem you have lol

Ummm...THAT I've learned to do a long time ago...

Argh...oh well...:cool:

[Chris]

Artwork!!

Well, if you could run off a large installation for this art trail in the park, and the local Lively Ladies group want a quilted square (8" x 8") for the community anniversary quilt. And we mustn't forget I promised the vicar a wooden boat (3' x 1' x 3') for the straw pulling at the village fair. Then i need a decent sized abstract piece for the living room wall. Oh and a fancy pattern for etching on the new bathroom door.

If you could knock that up in the next 2 weeks or so then I will make sure that you have all the slightly out of date Quality Street you can eat on the tour!

[mszee]

Knock anybody up would be faster...takes about what...30 seconds or so...

45 seconds of ecstasy and lifetime of suffering...

[adenon]

Enfant Perdu

The position is vacant - the wounds dehisce
the first falls - the other step into his shoes
yet i fall unconquered - and my weapons
they aren´t broken - only my heart break


(from Heinrich Heine Enfant Perdu-german poem)

[Chris]

*chokes on cuppa*

Zina! I am spoken for. I am not discussing "knocking up" of Lucy or anyone on the forums thank you very much!"

[mszee]

*chokes on cuppa*

Zina! I am spoken for. I am not discussing "knocking up" of Lucy or anyone on the forums thank you very much!"

Did I say to knock up Lucy or anybody else on the forum? By you? :shock:

God forbid...:oops:

Was just posting my thoughts...*stuck out tongue*

[mszee]

Actually, was remembering my first trip to London...

This old lady asked a guide to wake her up in the morning...

Guide...a young man said...

Don't worry, luv...I'll knock you up in the morning...

The bus went deadly silent..............................

[LucyK!]

Chris - if out of date Quality Street will cover my tickets, train fares, flights, hotels and general living then I'll do all the artwork you want!!! Otherwise...

[LucyK!]

And for the record, I am not now, nor am I ever, planning to be "knocked up" !

[AndyK]

mani fuori è mine

[mszee]

Nobody speaks English anymore...geez...

[AndyK]

Some of us are cunning linguists ;-)

[Chris]

That's the name of our pub quiz team.

[LucyK!]

Some of us are cunning linguists ;-)

...you're from Yorkshire love!

[AndyK]

That doesn't stop me being able to speak a number of languages over and above Yorkshire Dialect and English does it :twisted:

[mszee]

OK...let me explain...

I do NOT...and I repeat...do NOT...understand certain regional dialects of the great United Kingdom...especially when those dialects a p*ss drunk...

[mszee]

mani fuori è mine

Is this Eye-talian???

[mszee]

*chokes on cuppa*

Zina! I am spoken for. I am not discussing "knocking up" of Lucy or anyone on the forums thank you very much!"

But getting back on topic...

Was I supposed to knock you on the back and ask you who you're taken by? Cause I most certainly can do that...if that's what you want...sure...

[Monstro]

Went to do my dinner, should really check what you're buying before you get home and go to cook it!!!!!

[mszee]

Went to do my dinner, should really check what you're buying before you get home and go to cook it!!!!!

Dare we ask??? :shock:

[JanT]

Dare we ask??? :shock:
Yeah, we dare :D What is it? Was it? Is it alive? Do ya gotta kill it first? :yikes:

[mszee]

He ain't online...THAT must have killed HIM...:yikes:

[Monstro]

Didn't have it, had something else

[mszee]

Didn't have it, had something else

But what was it???? :shock:

[Monstro]

dead lol

[mszee]

dead lol

And you wanted to eat it alive???? :shock:

Poor...:(

[Monstro]

no, wanted to cook it

[mszee]

no, wanted to cook it

Alive? But it was dead...ok...

[JanT]

The mind boggles.

[Monstro]

It was dead, I read the cover on the box too quick and it was kinda like what I thought it was but it wasn't exactly what I thought it was - clear now?

[firefly]

It was dead, I read the cover on the box too quick and it was kinda like what I thought it was but it wasn't exactly what I thought it was - clear now?
Yeh!!! clear.... I think!!! lol

[Mick Loaf]

I had pizza. It was dead before I put it in the oven too.

[Monstro]

So tomorrow I'll have what wasn't what I thought it was with other stuff I didn't have coz it wasn't needed to go with what I thought it was after I've bought what I didn't realise I needed because if it was what I thought it was i didn't think I did, couldn't be any clearer!!!

[JanT]

Of course! <smiles and backs away slowly>

[Monstro]

Takes his hat off to Carphone warehouse for withdrawing £3 million of sponsorship to a show that is making money out of racism. How the producers of that show could say that they could find no direct acts of racism is beyond me

[SW31]

chsib --

[Monstro]

The worst thing is the waste of air that is Jade Goody will make a bloody fortune out of interviews now!!!!!

[mszee]

It was dead, I read the cover on the box too quick and it was kinda like what I thought it was but it wasn't exactly what I thought it was - clear now?

Actually...no...

1. What did you think it was?
2. What was it really?

[firefly]

Why are my bottle's empty...

[mszee]

It's hard to walk downstairs while drunk...will break my neck any moment now...watch out!!!

WHEW!!!

[Monstro]

walking downstairs and postingon here AND drunk???? Impressive

[mszee]

I am a VERY impressive person...EVERYBODY who has ever met me was VERY impressed...

The question only is...pleasantly or UNpleasantly...

[mszee]

I just found my picture on somebody else's website...WTF?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=41035546

[Monstro]

I just found my picture on somebody else's website...WTF?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=41035546

America's most wanted????

[mszee]

America's most wanted????


No...they already found me...

Some BAD person stuck my pic on their website

[SamCat]

Why is it that when you pick up a cat with a mouse in its mouth he feels the need to drop it? But when youre saying drop it drop it he wont let go!!

[Monstro]

the corroded version of the home page actually looks cool

[Monstro]

Why is it that when you pick up a cat with a mouse in its mouth he feels the need to drop it? But when youre saying drop it drop it he wont let go!!

Not Marvin again?????

[mszee]

Why is it that when you pick up a cat with a mouse in its mouth he feels the need to drop it? But when youre saying drop it drop it he wont let go!!

:yikes:

Cat already got Mouse???

Who is gonna support ME???

[SamCat]

Yes Marvin!! Sam stopped all that years ago!!

[mszee]

Marvin got Mouse? Is Marvin...argh...a boy???? :shock:

This is shocking to me...

[Monstro]

Obviously the lady who'm I entrusted the care of my cat to is not feeding him enough!!!!!!

[SamCat]

He let it go and it ran off but he got it again!! I thought i was gonna have to take the front room apart to find it!!

[mszee]

I am confused...I am so confused...

If Marvin is a boy...and he got a Mouse...that leaves me...with?????

[SamCat]

Marvin has had his dinner he has had Sam's dinner and i haven't had dinner cos i got home late!! And who you calling a lady!!

[SW31]

yah a good old cat & mouse tail

[mszee]

Curioser and curioser...

[Monstro]

Marvin has had his dinner he has had Sam's dinner and i haven't had dinner cos i got home late!! And who you calling a lady!!

I was being polite you old tart!!!!!

[mszee]

I was being polite you old tart!!!!!

:shock:

Heard old daft cow before...this one is a new one to me...

[Monstro]

You haven't met her

[SamCat]

Marvin was last seen heading into the garden with the mouse if i could've saved it i would've but i dont think this one was a present

[mszee]

You haven't met her

But I have met myself...that was ENOUGH I tell you...

[Monstro]

Marvin was last seen heading into the garden with the mouse if i could've saved it i would've but i dont think this one was a present

No, this one was FUN!!!!

[mszee]

My birthday is coming up...just so you know...

[Monstro]

MARVIN THE MOUSE KILLER!!!!!!!!!

http://media.mlxxfc.net/016_13AaXXXXXX.jpg

[SamCat]

My birthday is coming up...just so you know...

I dont recommend cat presents!! They're usually dead or injured cute little animals apart from the slow worm Sam bought me once!!

[SamCat]

I'm a senior loafer i made it to triple figures!!

[mszee]

Give Marvin this:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/catHatFrog.jpg

Tell him to leave Mouse alone...

[Monstro]

MARVIN THE MOUSE KILLER!!!!!!!!!

http://media.mlxxfc.net/016_13AaXXXXXX.jpg

He looks better like this lol

[SamCat]

Thats hilarious!! I have to get one for Marvin no dignity at all!!

[Monstro]

Now that's a mouse sized mouth, Neil be warned lol

[mszee]

yep...will dress up Marvin when I am there...put a dress on him and a bow...will make him out to be a nice girlie...

[mszee]

Now that's a mouse sized mouth, Neil be warned lol

I am having my sincere doubts about that thing actually being a cat...more like a tigger or something...

[SamCat]

If you bribe him with food he'll do anything!! Except drop the mouse in a safe place of course!!

[SamCat]

I am having my sincere doubts about that thing actually being a cat...more like a tigger or something...

A Tigger with a bomb!!

[Monstro]

Check out JanT's new blog entry lol It fits the topic we're on about!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mszee]

Argh...that was...:yikes:

[SamCat]

Ok Marvin just bought the mouse back in again and its still alive so i'm now going out in the garden to get him back in and hopefully leave the mouse outside!! Wish me luck i may be some time!!

[mszee]

Oh my dear lord...this is bizarre thread...

[SW31]

watch the mouse does't bite back

[mszee]

watch the mouse does't bite back

Hear hear!!!

[Monstro]

The mouse is still alive???????

[mszee]

The mouse is still alive???????

I should sincerely hope so!!!! (Says she with a great deal of indignation)

[Monstro]

They're only good for eating!!!!!!

[mszee]

They're only good for eating!!!!!!

:shock:

And you would know it because........................................

[Monstro]

Marvin told me

[mszee]

Marvin told me

Oh...and here I thought it was first hand experience...

[SamCat]

Ok that was quite easy!! Its amazing what Marvin will do for a Babybel and some Dentibits!!!

[mszee]

Welcome back!!! I missed you...guys are ganging up on me...

[Monstro]

Ok that was quite easy!! Its amazing what Marvin will do for a Babybel and some Dentibits!!!

You crawler, where's your authority??????

[SamCat]

He's a cat doing cat stuff!! I'm not telling him off for that!!

[Monstro]

He's a cat doing cat stuff!! I'm not telling him off for that!!

And cat stuff includes dentibits????

[Monstro]

And cat stuff includes dentibits????


And cheese?????

[SamCat]

And cheese?????

He'll do anything for cheese!!

[Monstro]

Yep, especially if it's still on the pizza!!!!!!

[mszee]

He'll do anything for cheese!!

Who??? Mouse???

[Monstro]

No, Marvin!!!!!!

[mszee]

No, Marvin!!!!!!

I have yet to meat Marvin...looking forward to it!!!

He is one handsome dude...

[SW31]

thanks but my name is chris !!

[mszee]

thanks but my name is chris !!

True...very true...

[Monstro]

Don't matter what your name is, Marvin's the coolest dude you'd ever meet!!!!!

[mszee]

Don't matter what your name is, Marvin's the coolest dude you'd ever meet!!!!!

I am sure all female cats think so...

[Monstro]

Unfortunately it won't do them any good now lol

[mszee]

That is just not true...he still can...he is just...ummm...no able to reproduce...

[Monstro]

They can look and appreciate a stunning model of a cat but no action lol

[mszee]

They can look and appreciate a stunning model of a cat but no action lol

That's what you think...

[Monstro]

I know, he used to sit on the speakers to my music centre but guess you could say now that he has no FEEL for it lol

[JanT]

lol

[Monstro]

poor Marvin lol

[SW31]

poor thing

[Monstro]

I think I need a game of crib so I'll be back later

[SW31]

night m

[Betty]

Cool! The autobahn! (spelling?!)
Have fun! Go like a bat out of hell!

Right, the Autobahn :up:

And thanks, it was SO MUCH FUN indeed!!!!
I´m thinking of becoming a formula 1 driver now lol

[Monstro]

Post your thoughts.... kinda thinking how Betty went to visit a friend and is posting on here after she got there?????

[Rockette]

I wonder how much postage would be charged to post your thoughts.

[JanT]

I think I need a game of crib so I'll be back later

Taught my kids to play crib at a very early age. Think they were about 6 or 7 years old. Thought it would teach them strategey, calculation and basically, to add up in a fun way. It worked. The liddle suds beat me no matter what they have in their hand. :shock:

[AndyK]

Mmmm cake.

[geordieloaf]

So hung over but it was worth it.
As the wise Homer Simpson said - Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

[Monstro]

So hung over but it was worth it.
As the wise Homer Simpson said - Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

He can have my JD hangover then..............DOH!!!!

[needmoremeat]

Argh! Andy Murray has to play nadal in the Australian Open on Monday!!!!!:shock: :panic:
Hopefully he's playing at night when it's a bit cooler for him. :pray:
Come on Andy! Whop him!!!!!!!! :cheer:
:pray:

[geordieloaf]

JD hangovers are the best.
Mine is just a plain old larger one.

[geordieloaf]

Argh! Andy Murray has to play nadal in the Australian Open on Monday!!!!!:shock: :panic:
Hopefully he's playing at night when it's a bit cooler for him. :pray:
Come on Andy! Whop him!!!!!!!! :cheer:
:pray:


I'm sorry but i just can't like Andy Murray. Seems like a bit of a moaner to me.
But he is British so i hope he wins.

[needmoremeat]

I'm sorry but i just can't like Andy Murray. Seems like a bit of a moaner to me.
But he is British so i hope he wins.

Have just seen Murray play an excellent game, not a moan in sight!:lol:
I'd rather have a British moaner win than a player who uses delay tactics all the time (illegal btw) between points, takes an eternity to serve, and stays glued to the baseline grunting loudly every time he hits the ball:roll: Very irritating, and I wasn't talking about Andy! Same way you can't like him, I can't like nadal.

[AndyK]

Daveake .. .you're a star!!

[Betty]

Last night was just too long :yawn:

[allrevvedup]

Liverpool 2 Chelsea 0...oh how sweet it is!

[Chris]

Daveake .. .you're a star!!

qft.

[Chris]

Well I certainly wasn;t expecting that.

[Ankie]

Found the most special house for sale..... hope I will own it one day ;)

So best stop dreaming, and make it my goal!

[firefly]

So hung over but it was worth it.
As the wise Homer Simpson said - Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.Why??? what happened?? What was worth it?????;)

[Hypnobabe]

I'm hungry... Or in teenage speak, M'ungry...

[Sue K]

... i'm having a nice time ...

[Betty]

halftime !!!

[Sue K]

... i can't believe ROADIE is on the telly this morning !... my fave meatie movie !!!! ...:D ...

[Hypnobabe]

Mmmm.... Smoothies.... white grape, strawberry and raspberry with a dollop of extra thick double cream.... Yummy....

[mszee]

What's a thought???

[RadioMaster]

A friend and me were working for three days on a VERY important 100-page PP-presentation, and now ITS ALL GONE!!!!!!!!!!

:panic:

[Caelan]

A friend and me were working for three days on a VERY important 100-page PP-presentation, and now ITS ALL GONE!!!!!!!!!!

:panic: poor boy
did the computer eat it?:retard:

[Betty]

Déjà-vu... Great saturday, horrible sunday
I really should get used to it :(

[mszee]

Can somebody please shoot me and put me out of my misery???

[AndyK]

Can somebody please shoot me and put me out of my misery???

Would have to have a very good aim from here ...

[mszee]

Would have to have a very good aim from here ...

I know...why are you all so far away??? :(