Post your thoughts

[Monstro]

:cheer:

We've won on the lottery :))

We shared it then.....now what do I spend my £10 on?

[AndyK]

You only won a tenner ... same here :oops:

[Monstro]

It pays for next week's dream

[AndyK]

Indeed it does ... although don't bother dreaming, next week it will be me :))

[duke knooby]

back pain is awful

[Betty]

this headache is killing me

[Monstro]

Ah, don't you just love Sundays, a blast on the bike to Rye then a quicker blast back!!!!

[mszee]

This Sunday is ok...cause tomorrow is Monday which is a day off...can live with that...

[AndyK]

What makes you think you're holier than the rest of us?

[Monstro]

Polishes halo....what you mean?

[Monstro]

Memo to self - don't confuse the what are you listening to thread with the musical tastes one!!!!

[Betty]

well great you told yourself, cause I was already about to do that for you :D

[Monstro]

Hangover gone now???? lol

[AndyK]

Polishes halo....what you mean?

:lol: wasn't thinking that posted thought about you mate ...

[Betty]

Hangover gone now???? lol

nearly...
god I can´t wait till you have your next hangover!!:twisted:

[Monstro]

Who me?????? Never!!!!

[Betty]

ok, must dreamed the last times

[Monstro]

You and your dreams again lol

[Betty]

jealous or curious? :-P

[Chris]

What makes you think you're holier than the rest of us?

Well, signs like this tend to influence it a bit:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/churchchris.jpg:cool::cool:

[mszee]

You don't want ALL welcome on that sign...just in case...

[mszee]

The dangers of hiding chocolate is a possibility that you may never find it again...:(

[AndyK]

Just noticed someone has passed the 2000 post barrier, she's one of the forum's shyest and most retiring members :)) ... well done Lucy! xx

[mszee]

Losing control of my optical mouse for some reason...any ideas???

COMPUTER mouse I might add for clarification purposes...

[AndyK]

You sure it's not your hand that's got the shakes?

Clean the mouse mat, replace any batteries, de-fluff and de-gunk the underside of the mouse, resync the radio signal if it's a wireless mouse, or sober up :))

[mszee]

Andy...it's optical mouse...and it's not wireless...don't see where to clean it cause not many openings on the bottom

Doesn't need a mat...but now works ONLY with a mat...

No, it's not my hand that is shaking and wasn't drinking for weeks now...on orders of some idiot I've paid good money to...

[AndyK]

The LED is probably gunked up ... or the pads that touch the mouse mat/table might need a clean.

[Chris]

Clean the base with a dry cloth, especialy the little dimple in the centre where the light is.

[Rickmonster]

I should be snowblowing my driveway

[mszee]

Thank you, guys...will do...never had this problem with optical mouse before...

Must be allergic to dust like it's owner...

And it's not even THAT dusty here...hmmm...

[Betty]

parents will fly to sunny Gran Canaria in a few days and what about me???????????

[mszee]

parents will fly to sunny Gran Canaria in a few days and what about me???????????

You'll get to have an orgy while they are away...;)

[Betty]

oh, right!!!
totally forgot about the given opportunity lol
thanks zina

<<< sends out the invitations

[Sue K]

... nothing... just glad i'm home and not at work ... :lol: ... i'm easily pleased... lol ...

[AndyK]

I've just been banished from my own kitchen while t'other half (who would prefer it if I used the word Masterchef!) cooks for me ...

[Sue K]

... i like Keanu Reeve...

[Betty]

... i like Keanu Reeve...

I second that!!
Saw three films with him within one week lol

[mszee]

oh, right!!!
totally forgot about the given opportunity lol
thanks zina

<<< sends out the invitations

How can you forget THAT??? :shock:

[Betty]

How can you forget THAT??? :shock:

Hmm, maybe because I forced myself not to think of that? ;)

[mszee]

Hmm, maybe because I forced myself not to think of that? ;)

Hmmm...don't think I know your age...so hard to respond here...

[Betty]

Hmmm...don't think I know your age...so hard to respond here...

lol
Old enough for an orgy ;)

[mszee]

lol
Old enough for an orgy ;)

The reference wasn't to orgy...the reference to age was...how come that wasn't the first thought that came to your mind when you found out you're parents are going elsewhere instead of a thought why they are not taking you...;)

[duke knooby]

top gears on now... brilliant

[Betty]

still old enough for an orgy :lol:
And probably too old for totally freakin´ out just because my parents will be in holidays in a few days ;)

[mszee]

still old enough for an orgy :lol:
And probably too old for totally freakin´ out just because my parents will be in holidays in a few days ;)

And if the thrill is gone...then it's time to take it back!

[Betty]

And if the thrill is gone...then it's time to take it back!

Even if you probably won´t have the time to be happy that the parents are away??
Well, still got time till next saturday to take back the thrill ;)

[Sue K]

... i want a longer weekend ... :( ...

[firefly]

Monday morning!! I have so much to do today and not looking forward to it

[AndyK]

Grrr ... Take a day off, and they arrange a meeting while I've been out ... I'm expected in Somerset at 9am tomorrow morning. Got to spend today sorting hotels, kennels and hire cars out.

[Sue K]

... weekends are too short... this one was at anyrate... just don't feel like going to work today...

[Bren]

... weekends are too short... this one was at anyrate... just don't feel like going to work today...


i know the feeling tink....

[Sue K]

... hi Sweetie Bren... i don't know... i HATE feeling this way... but i just can't gear myself UP today... sorry... hope you have a decent day !...

t... XO

[Monstro]

Back to work today, turned computer on to find 120 emails, lovely. Please tell me why I do this job?

[Lord Kagan]

Sleepy

[AndyK]

Back to work today, turned computer on to find 120 emails, lovely. Please tell me why I do this job?

Only 120? Must've been a quiet week :lmao:

As for why ... doesn't it fund (in part) your ebay habit?

[Monstro]

As for why ... doesn't it fund (in part) your ebay habit?

It pays for the therapy to get me off my ebay habit lol

[AndyK]

Meeting finished early ... that means I can get on the road sooner, even though I don't want to go!!

[Monstro]

I wanna go home

[AndyK]

snap!

[Hypnobabe]

It pays for the therapy to get me off my ebay habit lol

Did somebody call me? lol...

[LucyK!]

:shrug:

[RadioMaster]

just spoke to a friend, which I thought I would never meet again in my life :))

[Betty]

that wasn´t a very concentrating day so far

[mszee]

No thoughts...all done thinking...

*Wipes her hands on her robe and scampers back under the rock where she came from*

[Chris]

stupid chuffing a***hole.

[mszee]

stupid chuffing a***hole.

Lately you've been having such a cheerful thoughts...my heart sings...

[Betty]

don´t wanna go outside... but I need a cig :?

[geordieloaf]

I hate Monday's!

[Monstro]

Is it bedtime yet?

[Betty]

think I´m annoying somebody by making gum bubbles lol

[geordieloaf]

So tired

[Monstro]

I really need to leave ebay alone!!!!!

[tinkerbell]

my friend just let me down:(

[duke knooby]

do you feel deflated?

[tinkerbell]

Sad:(

[Betty]

I love LOST!

[duke knooby]

been out manouvered by a mouse, not good.

[duke knooby]

dino 246 is SUCH a beautiful looking car

[Betty]

god, I want that too :(

[Monstro]

awesome sound, just awesome!!!!!!!

[duke knooby]

gonna hit the highway like a battering ram

[mszee]

Nice wheels, Jonty...

[duke knooby]

shes a beauty and its nicked from the web, not mine, though i did do some work on one a few years ago

[mszee]

She is a beauty...no doubt...

[duke knooby]

f ing mice, 1 in the bath, 1 in the dining room, threw one back outside, cant find the other

[mszee]

f ing mice, 1 in the bath, 1 in the dining room, threw one back outside, cant find the other

OK...let's start from the beginning...you found two mice...but you can find only one...

Hmmm.....

[duke knooby]

had one in the dining room, one in the bath

[mszee]

had one in the dining room, one in the bath

Well then...one is caught and the other is either in the dining room or in the bath...how am I doing so far???

[duke knooby]

put the plug in the bath and left a trap thinking it couldnt get out
it climbed up the chain, though i think its the one i threw into the garden, it was the bigger of the 2

[mszee]

My head is spinning from all your mice...

[duke knooby]

none for a week
1 on sat night, 1 on sun morning, then 2 sighted (i chucked out) and a possible 3rd tonight
all wee ones, not good!!

[mszee]

Do you have a nest somewhere in the house...or whatever it's called where mice live???

[duke knooby]

looks like it
must be over 30 now

[mszee]

looks like it
must be over 30 now

:shock:

You need a Pied Piper now...:lol:

[duke knooby]

no no, just need a cat, wonder what marvins fee would be??

[mszee]

I think they are ready to lend it to you for free...hahahahahahaha...

[samurai7]

shes a beauty and its nicked from the web, not mine, though i did do some work on one a few years ago

Really? Stereo or hubcaps? :-P

had one in the dining room, one in the bath

Ooh, you lucky thing! :shock:

[duke knooby]

lol, your on the ball tonight you cheeky thing

[mszee]

Ooh, you lucky thing! :shock:

Oh god...you just made me laugh out loud...thanks!!! :lol:

[samurai7]

lol, your on the ball tonight you cheeky thing

Oh god...you just made me laugh out loud...thanks!!! :lol:


I try ;)

[firefly]

aaaahhhh! just remembered it's pancake day today... got to make pancake's later on.

[Monstro]

Pancake day??? I gotta get myself a diary

[firefly]

You forgot too?;)

[Ageing Bat]

Pancakes are all sorted for tonight...... Tesco's are doing Aunt Bessie's ready cooked one's buy one pack, get one free :mrgreen:


That's my kinda cookin'! :lmao:

[Monstro]

mmmmm Aunt Bessie's, great, gonna have Yorkshire Puds on my mind all day now

[Monstro]

mmmmm Aunt Bessie's, great, gonna have Yorkshire Puds on my mind all day now

And by Yorkshire Pudding I don't mean Andy lol

[firefly]

Pancakes are all sorted for tonight...... Tesco's are doing Aunt Bessie's ready cooked one's buy one pack, get one free :mrgreen:


That's my kinda cookin'! :lmao:
:shock: You should make then.... more fun that way;)

[firefly]

And by Yorkshire Pudding I don't mean Andy lol

:lmao:

[mszee]

watching hospital ceiling lights flying by from the gurney is fun but only in the movies :-)

[JanT]

Must put some lager in my vinegar bottle.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Kids are growing up faster these days :shock:

Just been to the wacky warehouse with my nieces and nephew.

If you don't know what a wacky warehouse is, it's a childrens play centre with slides, ball pits, swinging ropes, wot not.


Uncle Neil has just had to promise not to tell any of their friends I took them, as it's not a "cool" place to hang out :wtf:

The oldest is 9 for crying out loud :nuts:

Well, there goes any street cred I ever had :sad:


:lol:

[Betty]

yep, now it´s official. I´m ill...
Am invited out for dinner this evening and just turned it down...
Definitely ill!

[AndyK]

And by Yorkshire Pudding I don't mean Andy lol

:p

Watch it ... I'm only a couple of hours away from you at the moment ... :twisted:

[Monstro]

You should've said.....I didn't realise the north was getting a break

[AndyK]

It's been on a break ever since you emigrated ...

[Monstro]

I was forcefully removed

[AndyK]

Some would say not far enough :lmao:

[Monstro]

With you so close I may even agree!!!!

[AndyK]

I'll be closer in a minute ... the hotel bar is further east than my room ...

[Monstro]

Where are you?

[Betty]

lol
that´s interesting

"Total Posts: 577 (5.77 posts per day)"

Well done me:-)

[Monstro]

Are you THAT bored Betty?

[Betty]

<<< refuses to answer, because I already know I´m having a pathetic life....

But thanks for reminding me

[Monstro]

Anytime lol

[Betty]

You had one reminder for free for this year... so that was it.
You´ll have to wait till next year for the next one.

[Chris]

Bullocks to the lot of them :evil:

[AndyK]

Where are you?

Somerset/Dorset border

[duke knooby]

un-officially look whos birthday it is tomorrow

[mszee]

Whose?

[duke knooby]

young ross

[mszee]

young ross

I thought it was 22nd? Oh yeah...for you it is tomorrow...geez, why am I so confused?

[firefly]

Got a new job!....yipee:D :cheer:



Does'nt start until May tho..:roll:

[Monstro]

Congrats!!!!!!!!

I'm just off to see how much brown stuff can hit the fan at work today so have fun all.

[rick]

we dont need brown stuff to hit the fan we have phesant's to hit my bus
http://media.mlxxfc.net/Image006.jpg

and the best laugh is 4 passenger's phoned up to complain that i said OH S**t when it hit
not thank you for driving it for 5 miles to get them to civilisation and home
i think next time i'll just park it up and let the lazy sod's walk

[firefly]

Congrats!!!!!!!!

I'm just off to see how much brown stuff can hit the fan at work today so have fun all.
Thank's Michael

[firefly]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm going to scream!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: "we dont need brown stuff to hit the fan we have phesant's to hit my bus"


I now have an image of a gang of pheasants in black hoodies hiding by a quiet little lane, hefting broken half bricks :wtf:

[mszee]

Why do I get this nagging impression that Rick is an EXCELLENT driver??? :wtf:

[Chris]

Rick, next time you aim for a pheasant make sure i am behind you please.

By law, if you hit a pheasant on the road and kill it, you cannot pick it up or move it but the next person can legally pick it up, announce ownership and take it home to stew and put inside a nice pheasant pie.

[Ageing Bat]

It's a wonder that 'Greedy Gordon' doesn't put a tax on road kill...... he's taxed pretty much everything else to do with roads and driving. :roll:

[Chris]

Remind me tonight to post my joke about Gordon, Tony Bliar and the rural countryside!! Tis rather enjoyable!

[Ageing Bat]

and the best laugh is 4 passenger's phoned up to complain that i said OH S**t when it hit



Good job you didn't say anything about plucking pheasants then! ;) :lmao:

[Ageing Bat]

Remind me tonight to post my joke about Gordon, Tony Bliar and the rural countryside!! Tis rather enjoyable!


Is it the one where they're in a bar mixing with the locals?

[mszee]

In other news...I was driving today behind QQ car (if somebody doesn't know what it is - it's an antique car license plate)...some kind of British old thingie...didn't look like much of anything antique...just OLD...

Big sticker on the back "GB"

Alright...I have NEVER yet encountered this kind of driver:

The speed ranged between 42 and 65 with no cars in front for no particular reason.

The car was swerving back and forth all over the lane like a person REALLY doesn't know what straight line is...ouch...

And that concludes my morning rant.

Thank you very much for your kind attention!

[firefly]

Rick, next time you aim for a pheasant make sure i am behind you please.

By law, if you hit a pheasant on the road and kill it, you cannot pick it up or move it but the next person can legally pick it up, announce ownership and take it home to stew and put inside a nice pheasant pie.:shock:

[Ageing Bat]

Two more to go :mrgreen:

[Monstro]

There I was happily walking down the road in my pheasant costume, christ my head hurts!!!!!!

[firefly]

There I was happily walking down the road in my pheasant costume, christ my head hurts!!!!!!

:lmao:

[Betty]

If only people would be rich, and if only intelligence would be buyable...
The world could be such a lovely place then....

[AndyK]

So Rick, how many fields did you have to drive across to get that pheasant?

[Chris]

Hang on a minute, Rick drives a bus near leeds.

Rick, where exactly near leeds have you found these pheasants wandering around?

I'm just asking for a friend like.
*prepares poaching shoelace*

[AndyK]

*Rings game keepers on W Yorks / N Yorks borders*

[Chris]

*Rings game keepers on W Yorks / N Yorks borders*

Spoilsport.

I could try and waft them on to my car. Then I can claim posession!

[geordieloaf]

Yes while driving in the rural area's on our fishing adventure's we often have a collision with the odd wandering pheasant.
Didn't know the law about the actual driver not being allowed to stop and collect it.
I will have to take my car next time and follow him.

[AndyK]

I could try and waft them on to my car. Then I can claim posession!

No Chris ... logic dictates you' wrong herer ...

If by some fluke of nature a pheasant was killed by your Smart Car, then as the driver you can't claim posession, as you yourself staed above.

So by thory, what's mor elikely to happen is that the pheasant following the pheasant that waft onto your car will be able to claim a road killed Smart car :))

[dottie]

Just to let you know I am finally back with my super duper notebook:D one happy bunny....

[AndyK]

Welcome back Dottie!! :cheer:

[Chris]

Welcome back Dottie.

There goes the neighbourhood again!

[Betty]

Hiya Dottie!! Nice to meet you ;)

[Monstro]

Finally home, only two days to go........

[duke knooby]

huh?? 2 days till what?

[Monstro]

The weekend and the following week off!!!!!

[Lord Kagan]

the weekend?

[Lord Kagan]

Guess I had the right guess, What do I win?

[mszee]

The weekend and the following week off!!!!!

Is it me or you have every second week off???? :shock:

[Monstro]

I try to but work say I cant..........

[duke knooby]

im having next week of aswell, retirement is great

[Lord Kagan]

Never knew you were 65

[AndyK]

Wonder what it is? :shrug:

[firefly]

must be something in the air! lol

[duke knooby]

evil in the air, thunder in the sky

[AndyK]

good job the streets aren't bloodshot then!

[Monstro]

<<<Goes to make sure his bike is ok lol

[Monstro]

Got regional management meeting tomorrow in Brighton first thing and the whisky is slipping down, sooooooooo glad the bottle's nearly empty and I ain't got no more lol

[AndyK]

Want me to PM you some?

[Monstro]

No, I'm in one of those "I'd drink till I pass out" moods lol

[AndyK]

Know the feeling lol

[Monstro]

It really is a good job that the only bottle of whisky left is one I'll never open!!!!

[duke knooby]

why have it if you never get to taste and enjoy it??

[AndyK]

Some are too precious to touch.

[Monstro]

Went to a fund raiser for the charity that I used to work for. It's a bottle of House Of Commons single malt signed by the one and only taxmeister himself Tony Blurrrrrrr

[duke knooby]

ebay headed???

[Monstro]

No, this one's a memory of a job I was in for nine years

[AndyK]

That is a shame ... it's a nice single malt that one. My brother used to work there and brought a bottle home on Christmas.

[duke knooby]

is she a bushmills???

[Monstro]

That is a shame ... it's a nice single malt that one. My brother used to work there and brought a bottle home on Christmas.

I've never tried it, is it good?

[AndyK]

Jonty you're a Heathen :twisted:

It's lovely ... at least that's what my addled and blurred memory tells me!

[JanT]

Got one over on my right foot :D

[Monstro]

Jonty you're a Heathen :twisted:

It's lovely ... at least that's what my addled and blurred memory tells me!

Lest we forget....it was the Irish that invented whisky!!!!!!!!

[duke knooby]

why am i a heathen??

[Monstro]

why am i a heathen??

<<<<<Hasn't got time to post a list but I'll get round to it eventually

[duke knooby]

steady on... just for the whisky will do for now

[Monstro]

whisky and heathen don't mix

[duke knooby]

dunno what to say, dunno what i did

[Monstro]

everything?

[duke knooby]

still lost for words

[Monstro]

still lost for words

Wow, Jonty lost for words, this should be a thread all by itself lol

[duke knooby]

no, it shouldnt

[Monstro]

you lost for words??? It should be lol

[AndyK]

Wouldn't be a busy thread would it? Lots of posts of Jonty saying nothing :lmao:

[duke knooby]

if there was a sensible filter used, all my posts would be me saying nothing

[AndyK]

You mean you haven't installed one? I can point you at a download site for it.

[Monstro]

You mean you haven't installed one? I can point you at a download site for it.

Please PLEASE post it lol

[AndyK]

www.filteroutallofJontysposts.com

[Betty]

:yawn: ... :zzz:

[Monstro]

We're boring Betty????????

[duke knooby]

lmao, classic andy

[Betty]

We're boring Betty????????

no I´m just tired

[tinkerbell]

:Imao:

[tinkerbell]

Ooops :lmao:

[rick]

chris wrote
Rick, next time you aim for a pheasant make sure i am behind you please.

By law, if you hit a pheasant on the road and kill it, you cannot pick it up or move it but the next person can legally pick it up, announce ownership and take it home to stew and put inside a nice pheasant pie.

trust me i hit it at 50 mph there wasn't enough left to pick up

[Monstro]

lmao, classic andy

At his age he qualifies as a classic as well, if he was a car you'd get free road tax!!!!!!

[rick]

Hang on a minute, Rick drives a bus near leeds.

Rick, where exactly near leeds have you found these pheasants wandering around?

This was on the way to ripon they dont need phesant's in leeds they have brick's

[Monstro]

At his age he qualifies as a classic as well, if he was a car you'd get free road tax!!!!!!

Unless it was a Honda of course

[rick]

I now have an image of a gang of pheasants in black hoodies hiding by a quiet little lane, hefting broken half bricks

Nice to know someone else has been through seacroft :lol: :lol: :twisted:

[Monstro]

not a type R civic i hope, they're a car for the over 50's with an engine that revs high to mask its complete lack of torque

Andy's given you a lift in his?????

[Monstro]

offence to any type r owners.

That sounds better

[Monstro]

well if they were silly enough to buy one

You said it

[duke knooby]

dont tell lies

[Monstro]

they're your words, you can't deny it

[duke knooby]

you picked and pieced together phrases to tell a different story

[duke knooby]

and you did a great job
i must have made it easy lol

[duke knooby]

so why don't u like typre r's michael???

[Monstro]

Had heard you were easy

[duke knooby]

no no no definitly not

[Monstro]

well that's not what the rumour is

[duke knooby]

don't believe everything you hear

[Monstro]

but it's so much fun lol

[duke knooby]

good advice that, dont believe everything you hear/read

[duke knooby]

its all about the music

[mszee]

I just heard AI contestant singing IACBTMN in style of "great" Celine...the girl must have NEVER read lyrics to the song...argh...argh...argh...

[firefly]

good Morning everyone!!! I really need a strong coffee.

[AndyK]

At his age he qualifies as a classic as well, if he was a car you'd get free road tax!!!!!!

So, errr what does that make you?



Unless it was a Honda of course

You're rapidly moving away from the points gained last night ... :lmao:

[Chris]

I cannot believe that last night we spent two hours, three bottles of wine and 4 phone calls debating how to nail jelly to the wall!

[Betty]

Knew I shouldn´t have fallen down yesterday...
ouch!!!

second thought:

uuuh now I´m officially a member of this firm.
Having an online profile WITH picture, that means something lol

[RadioMaster]

Life is a lemon :angry:
I want my money back! :evil:

[LucyK!]

Someone stop me looking at Ebay :shock:

[Chris]

Someone stop me looking at Ebay :shock:

It's even worse when an auction ends in a few short hours and you are sat anxiously watching to see whether you will win or not.

*drums fingers nervously*

[AndyK]

*avoids evil temptation to outbid Chris with seconds to go*

[RadioMaster]

life still sucks :evil:

[LucyK!]

Years ago my Mum suggested I list my entire Meat Loaf collection for insurance purposes...just updating the list, moving day will be fun with this lot!

Though as I just pointed out to Mr K, I have (I think) an impressive amount of vinyl considering I wasn't around to buy it all as new :))

[AndyK]

It's good to have this dog back in the house, he's a complete idiot, but a laugh a minute.

[Betty]

Damn, that hurts!!

[Monstro]

Damn, that hurts!!

Don't do it then :lmao:

[Betty]

Don't do it then :lmao:

:-P
I did it yesterday!!
And now it even hurts by doing nothing....:?

[RadioMaster]

may I ask what part of your body hurts the most?:))

but at least t hurts only when you feel! :p

[mszee]

:-P
I did it yesterday!!
And now it even hurts by doing nothing....:?

may I ask what part of your body hurts the most?:))

always remeber: It hurts only when you feel! :p

:shock:

[Betty]

may I ask what part of your body hurts the most?:))

but at least t hurts only when you feel! :p

to be honest, EVERY part of my body hurts...
and at times like these I wish I could stop feeling anything!!

so life doesn´t suck anymore? ;)

[mszee]

to be honest, EVERY part of my body hurts...
and at times like these I wish I could stop feeling anything!!

so life doesn´t suck anymore? ;)

Ummm...hmmm....

Argh...family forum and all...

[LucyK!]

Uploaded some new My Space pics for your amusement :p