Post your thoughts

[duke knooby]

do you want me to say golf club?

[djfierce]

Or the car?

[duke knooby]

well the car, and it was a diesel

[tinkerbell]

GTI TD

[duke knooby]

yep a gt tdi, with some mods, (it wasnt quicker over 90 though)

[tinkerbell]

0-60 in 8.6 secs

[duke knooby]

and was much slower round the roundabouts lol

[tinkerbell]

:yikes: thought u had mellowed

[duke knooby]

not when corners are concerned, tail out action is alway great

[mszee]

do you want me to say golf club?

No, I don't want you to say anything you don't want to say...

[tinkerbell]

Mmm had a nice cruise myself yesterday, in citroen C8 from hillsborough to portadown 15 mintues, great going machine

[tinkerbell]

time to put the cats out

[SW31]

with a big boot

[tinkerbell]

NO, my babies

[SW31]

oh thats what they are i was thinking of noisy keeping me awake at night little blighters

[Betty]

funny evening... funnier night :mrgreen:

[firefly]

Morning all

[Monstro]

Nothing to say except...


* massive grin *

Was wondering how you got on!!!!!!!

[geordieloaf]

A hoilday and the sun is out, FANTASTIC!

[Betty]

:yawn:

why am I so angry with myself at the moment??!

[Monstro]

:yawn:

why am I so angry with myself at the moment??!

Why?

[Betty]

Why?

was hoping you could give me the answer...

[firefly]

What a fab day...takin laptop out garden it's so nice.;)

Oh... 6 so far today:-P

[firefly]

Too many happy thought's to think of just one today:bunny: :cheer: :cheer: :yay:

[firefly]

:coffee: time i think

[tinkerbell]

What a beautiful day, apart from the blisters:(

[Monstro]

Gotta polish the bike tomorrow

[Hypnobabe]

Gotta polish the bike tomorrow

Wanna do mine too? Oh, wait, it won't be standing still long enough :mrgreen:

[Monstro]

I'll stand by the road and wave the shammy at you as you fly past lol

[Hypnobabe]

Much appreciated... lol...

I'll try to get some pics taken tomorrow, so you can see how good we look together, my new baby and me... rofl...

[Betty]

phew... had too much!!!

[Monstro]

you can never have too much

[SW31]

need to do that poster !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Betty]

hmm, who´s gonna share the rest of the bottle with me??

[SW31]

i'll glady help

[tinkerbell]

dozed off zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Monstro]

HE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://video.aol.co.uk/video-film/1820383

[duke knooby]

meats back????

[Betty]

Shrek´s back:D

[duke knooby]

whos shrek?

[Monstro]

whos shrek?

Cool dude!!!!!!!

[duke knooby]

need to look for tickets for soon

[Monstro]

you need to stay in chat when someone logs in to talk to you instaed of just logging out!!!!!!! lol

[duke knooby]

i can fix that

[Monstro]

We'll call you Jim then lol

[duke knooby]

lol, please dont... or bob either, i'll stick to my usual names

[Monstro]

Jimbob lol

[SW31]

wow done my poster need a drink now

[Betty]

take a pic... wanna see it :D
cheers mate! :cheers:

[SW31]

if you really must

[SW31]

take a pic... wanna see it :D
cheers mate! :chhttp://media.mlxxfc.net/bowl 1.jpgeers:

[Monstro]

What's "B shift"???

[Monstro]

You not good enough to be the "A" shift?

[Sue K]

... i like the "party favorites" channel on Comcast Music Choice !

[geordieloaf]

All day drinking session ahead, must be a sign of getting old when i think more about the hangover i'm going to have!

[Sue K]

... i'm off to deliver the newspapers ... aka the trot ! ... enjoy your hangover... lol...

[Betty]

hangover... hmmm
nah, expected one but all I am is pretty tired :roll:

[SamCat]

Look on the bright side Michael probably feels worse!!!

[Betty]

Could be, yes...
But it actually doesn´t brighten me up knowing that he might feel worse... :roll:

Happy thought:
Whohooooo Meat´s coming to Bremen!!!!!! Can´t believe it! I´m soooo happy!!! :cheer:

[SamCat]

Dont feel too sorry for him its self inflicted!! Knowing him he's probably got up early and has been for a big fry up somewhere!!

[AndyK]

I've just bought a Micro-Lite.

[duke knooby]

you bought a small torch???

[Tim]

mmm hard choice... want so many things....

[Betty]

Jeez I´m broke ... but soooo happy!!!!! :D :cheer: :weee:

[geordieloaf]

All day drinking is now just a night out my mate whimped out.

[geordieloaf]

And finally i reach 1000!

[Betty]

Easter fire is up this evening... :D

[Chris]

Well, that was surprisingly painful.

[duke knooby]

will someone make sure i havent gone to sleep and left the puter running (like last night) please

[tinkerbell]

Thats a tough one, not sure when ur going to nod off, lol

[tinkerbell]

Stansted or Luton??

[duke knooby]

alex higgins was a snooker legend

[tinkerbell]

Spiders i hate them

[Sue K]

.. aww... i like spiders... i think they get a bad rap ! ... lol ... okay... except for the poisonous ones... ;) ... i love seeing their webbings early morning... dew on there... twinkling like diamonds in the early morn sun...

[duke knooby]

is soooo tired

[tinkerbell]

Its when they come running for you and u can get away quick enough. Now mice thats a totally different story. We'll not go there.:yikes:

[Sue K]

... yes ... mice... they don't bother me either... but it IS the sudden mad dash out that makes you jump i think... :lol: ...

[tinkerbell]

too fast, hairy and small.

[geordieloaf]

I am way too drunk to have any real thoughts

[Sue K]

... but that's still a thought... lol...

[geordieloaf]

lol, i guess it was. I have a really bad hangover!

[Hypnobabe]

*Whispers quietly to save Geordieloaf's head*

I've got to get out for a blat today, didn't manage it yesterday...

[geordieloaf]

Thanks for the concern but you can speak as loud as you want i have a chocolate fulled four year old jumping around.
A sure fire way to cure any hangover. lol

[Hypnobabe]

Lol... Is that cure or kill? Just to make you feel really bad, my chocolate fuelled four year old is currently snuggled up next to me in bed... lol...

[Monstro]

wonder how much electricians are gonna charge for todays call out?

[RadioMaster]

If that wasnt an amazing trip, I dont know what is! :))

[Sue K]

... you gotta love a man who sits laughing out loud and sniffling a bit while he watches Shirley Temple in the film Stowaway on the telly ... don't you? ... ;) ...

[duke knooby]

how was tanz rj?

[Sue K]

... i really have to get off here and get dishes washed... and hol dinner started... hunh? ... lol ...

[RadioMaster]

how was tanz rj?

amazing!
I'll post a review on Rockman later
Happy easter Jonty! :))

[Sue K]

... my bad... i'm still here... :shock: ...

[Hypnobabe]

You wanted pics? You got pics...

[Monstro]

I seen pic!!!!!!

[SamCat]

Ah Marvins back!!!

[Monstro]

Ah Marvins back!!!

He's never away for long!!!!

On your leg as well lol

[SamCat]

Both cats have sarcastic looks on their faces just cos i've tidied up!!

[RadioMaster]

how can a cat look sarcastic?

[Monstro]

how can a cat look sarcastic?

You don't know Emma and you definately don't know the cats lol

[mszee]

how can a cat look sarcastic?

Cats are VERY devious creatures...thus...they can very well look sarcastic...

[tinkerbell]

just booked my flight for May, all i need now is somewhere to stay and a ticket:shock:

[SamCat]

They both came in looking as if they'd walked into the wrong house just cos i've cleaned up!! They've seen it clean before!!

[mszee]

If I disappear...that's cause I just had to take codeine pill just now...hope not to fall off the chair but safely make it to the bed before it kicks in...

[Monstro]

They both came in looking as if they'd walked into the wrong house just cos i've cleaned up!! They've seen it clean before!!

How good are cats memories????

[mszee]

How good are cats memories????

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeemooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies.............. .....................

[SW31]

cool,look at 23 meet up for hotels & watch the threads for some ticks

[tinkerbell]

Can't make 23rd, coming for the 25th gig

[Monstro]

Can't make 23rd, coming for the 25th gig

Cool, you coming for birthday drinks afterwards?

[mszee]

People are just buying airfares...I already bought and changed and booked hotels and change them and still making changes...FUN!!!

[SW31]

all booked up for me might even have extra ticks

[SamCat]

How good are cats memories????

Well you said you'd cleaned in February so unless they're goldfish they should remember!!

[tinkerbell]

great staying in Ibis on 25th, although comin over on 24th but going to Canterbury for a nite.
2 outta 3 ain't bad, sorted
birthday drinks for Samcat?

[Monstro]

yep!!!!!!!!

[mszee]

I am at Ibis 23rd through 26th...

[tinkerbell]

:yay: bound to run into ya

[mszee]

:yay: bound to run into ya

My dear friend...you CAN'T POSSIBLY miss me...I am LARGER THAN LIFE...

[Monstro]

we'll probably all end up sick of the sight of each other lol

[mszee]

we'll probably all end up sick of the sight of each other lol

Nah...not enough time...and you do want to circulate and meet different people...don't think 3 days will be enough to get sick of each other...

[SW31]

how true ,but i'll be over the rd in plaza

[mszee]

how true ,but i'll be over the rd in plaza

Well, bound to meet you at a concert, eh?

[Monstro]

how true ,but i'll be over the rd in plaza

They bring in a dress code at the Ibis??? lol

[tinkerbell]

its only across the road, cool

[mszee]

I don't know any of it...I am fully prepared to become a sheep that follows the majority...if I am sober enough to find the majority...

[SW31]

will be comming to fox & hound aswell

dress code does that mean all of you have to wear a dress to get in PMSL

[mszee]

Even I don't like to wear dresses...

[tinkerbell]

will be comming to fox & hound aswell

dress code does that mean all of you have to wear a dress to get in PMSL

i best start my diet sooner rather than later:oops:

[mszee]

i best start my diet sooner rather than later:oops:

Brits love women that are NOT skinny...

[tinkerbell]

just aswell, and don't do dresses either:D

[mszee]

I'll see how it goes until May...still can't wrap my mind around what to pack...

[SW31]

me nither,it dosent go with the figure

[tinkerbell]

lol, jeans and jeans sounds about rite

[mszee]

me nither,it dosent go with the figure

Actually, considering your latest pictures, you will look smashing in a dress!!!

[SW31]

yep & a t-shirt

[mszee]

Dress and t-shirt sound just about right...

Did we lose Michael?

[SW31]

don't know--- MICHAELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[tinkerbell]

Dress and t-shirt sound just about right...

Did we lose Michael?

yep lost michael and gained Jonty:shock:

[mszee]

yep lost michael and gained Jonty:shock:

Don't see no Jonty...

[Betty]

Dress and t-shirt sound just about right...

Did we lose Michael?

off to bed...


Really need to get my ass up tomorrow and do something productive here!!!

[mszee]

off to bed...


Really need to get my ass up tomorrow and do something productive here!!!

Something productive here??? That's an oxymoron, dear...

Good night!!!

[Betty]

Something productive here??? That's an oxymoron, dear...

Good night!!!

Meant the other here... not here... you know? ;)

Night hun!!

[duke knooby]

you will almost never see michael and jonty at the same time

[mszee]

Are you implying that you're one and the same person?

[duke knooby]

i was implying nothing, was just saying

[duke knooby]

why is the honda f1 team so crap??

[tinkerbell]

Mclaren's is better

[Sue K]

... moanday morning and back to reality ... :( ...

[duke knooby]

would love a red frilly shirt

[mszee]

would love a red frilly shirt

Insanity is contageous...should I get you one as a gag gift?

[duke knooby]

well i've retired my frilly shirt after its last adventure.. (almost a year ago now)

[mszee]

well i've retired my frilly shirt after its last adventure.. (almost a year ago now)

You mean it wasn't your father's who has retired it close to 40 years ago??? Maybe grandfather's then????

[duke knooby]

nah, bought it in mid to late 90's (for 12 quid)... but it got the attention of a gay bloke last time i wore it... so now its retired lol

[mszee]

nah, bought it in mid to late 90's (for 12 quid)... but it got the attention of a gay bloke last time i wore it... so now its retired lol

Poor...no offence...

[RadioMaster]

:lmao:

should be careful then....

[duke knooby]

nah, you'll be ok.... im just not used to be followed for an hour and a half

[mszee]

nah, you'll be ok.... im just not used to be followed for an hour and a half

By a man or by a population in general?

Suppose a girl followed you for this long...would THAT be ok?

[duke knooby]

no, definitely not

[RadioMaster]

depends on how she looks like :sneaky:

[mszee]

no, definitely not

Why not...as I recall correctly you always wanted your own personal stalker?

[duke knooby]

never wanted a stalker.... should i buy a black car?

[mszee]

never wanted a stalker.... should i buy a black car?

What for? We all know you're a witch anyway...that's why you're oh so private...

[Betty]

Need motivation!!!

[mszee]

Need motivation!!!

What for...relax and enjoy the show...

[Betty]

And who´s going to pack my things then? :roll:

[mszee]

Are you going to Wembley ALREADY??? :shock:

[Betty]

:lol:
No!
I´m just moving out of here for a few weeks;)

[mszee]

Ahhhh...I see...

Do you have garbage bags?

Put them over the hangers and you've got clothes on hangers packed...

Then throw the rest into garbage bags and you're all packed...

How am I doing so far??? :mrgreen:

[Betty]

:lmao:
You´re doing great!

And that´s actually what I´m doing here... but didn´t expect needing so many garbage bags... phew...(and they already are the big ones!!)

[mszee]

Alright...then you're in danger of breaking them...time to switch to a few boxes!!!

[Betty]

Alright...then you're in danger of breaking them...time to switch to a few boxes!!!

Erm...
http://media.mlxxfc.net/box.JPG

any other good tips?

[mszee]

Good time to clear out shite...throw out anything you haven't seen or worn in 6 months...this way you will get rid of 3/4 of your possessions...

[Hypnobabe]

any other good tips?

I've got one... If you haven't touched it in the last 12 months, leave it there...

[Hypnobabe]

2,000th post Jonty - congratulations...

[mszee]

fire it all in the bin, then hit the pub... you'll feel better for it

NOW you're making some sense finally...

And congrats on becoming true heir to the throne...

[Betty]

Jeez, guys you´re all pretty helpful!
But why did nobody say something like "Get your ass away from the damn computer and do something productive!!!!" ??

[mszee]

Jeez, guys you´re all pretty helpful!
But why did nobody say something like "Get your ass away from the damn computer and do something productive!!!!" ??

Hey...we're all your friends here, aren't we? *pout pout*

[Betty]

Hey...we're all your friends here, aren't we? *pout pout*

And exactly as being my friends here you should say something like suggested :D
Friends do that! lol

[mszee]

And exactly as being my friends here you should say something like suggested :D
Friends do that! lol

Ok...

Betty go and take out garbage!!!

It's garbage day today!!!

[Betty]

FINALLY!!!

Yes Miss!!
Will do!

but I´ll be back later

[duke knooby]

2,000th post Jonty - congratulations...

ta very much... did some deleting so as not to waste it, lol

[mszee]

ta very much... did some deleting so as not to waste it, lol

You seriously have some deficiencies and flaws, mister...

[duke knooby]

joey dunlop.... a road racing legend, king of the road!!!

[duke knooby]

almost time to go

[RadioMaster]

Steve Barton rocked :( big time....what a loss

[Chris]

I think it is time to dispose of my birkenstocks.

[duke knooby]

hey diddle diddle,
the cat did a piddle, all over the kitchen mat.
the little dog laughed to see such fun,
and piddled all over the cat. lmao

[tinkerbell]

burn't my fingertips, must use oven gloves :doh:

[samurai7]

hey diddle diddle,
the cat did a piddle, all over the kitchen mat.
the little dog laughed to see such fun,
and piddled all over the cat. lmao

That's not a Limerick :roll:

THIS is a Limerick ;)

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back
Opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling!

[Betty]

I know what I absolutely didn´t miss!!!!!!

[LucyK!]

One month to go :shock: :panic:

[mszee]

I don't think I like limericks after all...

[Monstro]

God I hope that wasn't a decision that I'm gonna regret making

[LucyK!]

Did you think any more about Thursday's conversation, Michael?! :))

[mszee]

If I saw a live person right now...ANY person...I could have easily MURDERED them...lucky I am not seeing anybody live...

God, I don't remember being THIS FURIOUS in AGES!!!

[Monstro]

Did you think any more about Thursday's conversation, Michael?! :))

Yes I did

[LucyK!]

Not going to elaborate are ya lol

[Monstro]

Not going to elaborate are ya lol

No I'm not lol

[tinkerbell]

If I saw a live person right now...ANY person...I could have easily MURDERED them...lucky I am not seeing anybody live...

God, I don't remember being THIS FURIOUS in AGES!!!

thank goodness i'll not run in to you today:-)

[mszee]

thank goodness i'll not run in to you today:-)

Oh yeah...thank your lucky stars...I am breezing fire today...

[RadioMaster]

come with me and we'll know love, we'll show you and we will teach you, take my hand and learn from us, we'll touch you and we will reach you, come with me and we'll know love, we'll show you and we will teach you, take my hand and learn from us, we'll touch you and we will reach you, and you'll know love forever, you will live forever more, for ever mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore

[duke knooby]

Oh yeah...thank your lucky stars...I am breezing fire today...

was it something you ate?? lmao

[mszee]

was it something you ate?? lmao

*Runs up and kicks Jonty into the sheen*...

Care to say one more word to me??? :wtf:

[RadioMaster]

:panic:

[Betty]

Leaving the Church is really expensive :shock:
Muppets!!!!
I left anyway...

[mszee]

Leaving the Church is really expensive :shock:
Muppets!!!!
I left anyway...

Were you a nun before??? :shock:

[Betty]

Me??
Yeah!! Sure!! :lmao:
Didn´t you see my halo?
If not, it´s too late now... I had to give it back to them today ;)

[mszee]

Me??
Yeah!! Sure!! :lmao:
Didn´t you see my halo?
If not, it´s too late now... I had to give it back to them today ;)

Well, you did say you've left the church...unless you were...were you a POPE????

[Betty]

Well, you did say you've left the church...unless you were...were you a POPE????

Shhht... don´t tell my secret! :D

(left the church community or whatever it´s called ;) )

[Monstro]

The muppets have started their British tour and they were all going my way on the A21, M25 & M4 this evening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



left the church community or whatever it´s called ;)

Why?

[duke knooby]

ok, youtube clip of itv chart show, 18th dec 93... anything for love, no.8... bat out of hell no.7!!!!!! was bat closer to being christmas no.1 than anything for love????????????

[Betty]

Really shouldn´t have drank the Sambuca :roll:

[RadioMaster]

Really shouldnt have drank that water.

Now I have to go to the toilet, but I'm too lazy

:))

[Betty]

Really shouldnt have drank that water.

Now I have to go to the toilet, but I'm too lazy

:))


I´d like to use the "punch" smilie we´re having at MSN :-P

[mszee]

I´d like to use the "punch" smilie we´re having at MSN :-P

CHSIB...:lmao:

[RadioMaster]

:panic:

I'm hungry :(

[Betty]

:panic:

I'm hungry :(

Stop moaning!
Go to the toilet and take a stop at the refrigerator! :mrgreen:

[mszee]

Stop moaning!
Go to the toilet and take a stop at the refrigerator! :mrgreen:

If he is an example of German man...you should really move...ANYWHERE...

[RadioMaster]

lol

Dont have anything eatable here :cry:

[Betty]

If he is an example of German man...you should really move...ANYWHERE...

I know, I know...!!
Working on it!!

[duke knooby]

is anything for love about a prostitute?

[Wario]

ewwww ... fillings

[duke knooby]

there were endless nights, they just go on forever

[tinkerbell]

Oh i just love dance of the vampires, gives me a tingling feeling:cool:

[mszee]

Oh i just love dance of the vampires, gives me a tingling feeling:cool:

Ummmm......:silence:

[mszee]

is anything for love about a prostitute?

Wishful thinking never pays off...

[duke knooby]

make the most of your grandparents, while u can

[mszee]

I want my mommie...

[tinkerbell]

I want my mommie...

is it safe to ask how r u now??

[mszee]

is it safe to ask how r u now??

Yeah...now it's safe...I am...nostalgic...thank you for asking...

[duke knooby]

should i do wembley? or not

[tinkerbell]

I reckon u should, after all you said i should:-)

[LucyK!]

4 weeks and 1 day to go...so bloody much to do!

[Hypnobabe]

Got so many deadlines rushing up to meet me... why aren't I doing something about them?

[firefly]

Dam computer... had to come back down to library again to log onto site..... got to get new comp

[AndyK]

The coffee machine is broken on our floor, I've got back ache, certain people in the office aren't pulling their weight, and I'm tired. Is it any wonder I'm grumpy?

[LucyK!]

Kettle's on, Grumpy ;) :up:

[AndyK]

Kettle's on, Grumpy ;) :up:

You'll need to deliver the brew though, got a meeting in a minute :twisted:

[LucyK!]

I'm sure Ralph wouldn't mind me delivering a cuppa!!

[RadioMaster]

Been gardening the last 3 hours, now I know I HATE physical work! I'm just not made for it! :angry:

[LucyK!]

lol why do I think I do painting and textiles?! :lol:

[RadioMaster]

lol why do I think I do painting and textiles?! :lol:

I dont know why YOU think that. :p

[LucyK!]

Aww God...yeah that just about sums up my morning!! :p

You know what I meant :p

[AndyK]

It's official, I am surrounded by clueless people.

[LucyK!]

For the record folks, he's at work now :p

[AndyK]

I'll post from home later ;-)

[RadioMaster]

these new headphones I just bought are KICKASS! :drool:

[Chris]

I distust a chiropodist called Miss Choppem.

[mszee]

I distust a chiropodist called Miss Choppem.

1. What is distust?
2. What is chiropodist?

[mszee]

should i do wembley? or not

No no no no...

ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!

Nobody wants to meet you and see you and it is a HUGE waste of your time!

(Let's see if reverse thingie works)

[AndyK]

1. What is distust?
Suffice it to say it is illegal (even between consenting adults in 47 US States.

2. What is chiropodist?
It's a small furry mammal related to the mole.

[mszee]

What about the other few states besides 47?

I don't think any man should trust a woman who calls herself Miss especially if she is a small furry mammal...oh wait...is that something like a mouse??? :shock:

Oh wait...I am not a mouse anymore...I am...let me look into the dictionary real quick...oh yes...

I am DA COUNTESS!!!

Sounds good to me!!!

Now I can be as evil as I truly am without feeling bad about it...

[Chris]

1. What is distust?
2. What is chiropodist?

Distust is a form of distRust formed by a lack of decent cups of tea

A Chiropodist is what you yanks would call a Podiatrist. The person who chops off corns and generally cures dodgy feet!

And she is a Miss as she isn't married.