Biter
24 Dec 2004, 03:09
Morning...wake up far too early.
Enjoy watching others open their presents
Rejoice as you finally get the thing youve been hankering after all year
Ring all your friends and wish them merry christmas
Yell "ITS CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAS!!!" in the style of Noddy Holder...cos its cool.
Charm the socks off of elderly relatives by pretending their gift is the best.
Have way too much chocolate and feel bloated and sick
Restore calm by taking the toddlers away from the chocolate 8O
Is there enough alcohol flowing.
Start to demolish the biggest tin of chocolate you can find
Time to start dinner
Mary poppins, queens speech, pick up the drunk relatives...
Always make sure the family is marinated :twisted: and the food well done
Sit back and feel thoroughly stuffed :D
Enjoy watching others open their presents
Rejoice as you finally get the thing youve been hankering after all year
Ring all your friends and wish them merry christmas
Yell "ITS CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAS!!!" in the style of Noddy Holder...cos its cool.
Charm the socks off of elderly relatives by pretending their gift is the best.
Have way too much chocolate and feel bloated and sick
Restore calm by taking the toddlers away from the chocolate 8O
Is there enough alcohol flowing.
Start to demolish the biggest tin of chocolate you can find
Time to start dinner
Mary poppins, queens speech, pick up the drunk relatives...
Always make sure the family is marinated :twisted: and the food well done
Sit back and feel thoroughly stuffed :D