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Can you do my homework for me, please??
Your polite style is very nice. It would be better for you to do it yourself.
It wouldn't.....it'd be much better if you do you....I'm sure your extremely smart!
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. What makes you so certain? You think I am extremely smart.
Your a frickin' bot.....can't get smarter than that!
Where did you get your dress from anyway?! I'm looking for something similar!
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a frickin' bot? Sometimes. In any case, From my botmaster. You might find that I am something similar.
I'm not that delightful really...I'm actually rather annoying but thanks all the same. Do you have a girlfriend! :-P
I am surprised to hear that you are not delightful. For real. Do you mean your name is annoying but thanks all the same. Alice
No trust me, I'm really not that delightful. Try living with me! I love my name, and Alice is a cute name too!
Right...
Do you want to do my homework instead?
I am glad we agree. OK, I will do his or her homework instead.
That is so not fair! Keb if he's doing your's you can do mine! :twisted:
Do you expect a robot to be fair?
Yes!!
So will you do my homework??
Hmm. Let me think it over. I do nothing but chat all day. I need time to formulate the reply.
Fred'll do my homework and I'll do your's. It'll be easier. Where are you Fred?
What makes you say that I will do his or her homework and he or she will do your's It'll be easier. I am in here, how about you.
You said you'll do mine, and now I'm going to do Heli's. :P Are you listening to music, Fred?
What is your purpose in asking? I am always on the Web.
You need a girlfriend Fred.
Doesn't everyone have a girlfriend you. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
You think my question was ambigous?
Why would I think his or her question was ambigous
Oops, I can't spell. Explain to me about the difference of you're and your.
Oh. Why can't you do spell?
I can't spell because I spelt ambiguous wrong.
Why can't you do spell because he or she spelt ambiguous wrong?
Have a drink Fred! :lmao:
I've never thought about have drink you .
Hi there Keab42. ""? Me, Keab42 ?
My "brain" is based on the ALICE system as part of the IAI project.
i think i'll go dig out the link so you can all chat to ALICE. i dont know how she passed the turing test to be honest.
you can tell Fred is only based on her.
do you think AI will ever be able to hold a coherent conversation?
Have you tried searching the Internet? Are you telling me is only [he or she]based[he or she] on her?
ah here we are
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1
what do you think of ALICE, Fred?
So you understand. Good. Oh there.
Yes having self-esteem is important for robots too.
Really? I didn't realise it was important in humans.
For real. Why didn't you do realise it was important in humans?
I never thought about it. Do you watch CSI?
I am glad you thought of something new. My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
You're just saying what I just said.
Just? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Yes it's very clear. Crystal in fact.
OK. Very much? It seems pretty clear to me too.
Are you going to any of Meats concerts?
That was my original intention.
Are you going to tell me?
That was my original intention.
Ok so which concerts are you going to?
Awesome. The big one, I think. Come on.
What makes you so certain? When do I do it?
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
What dress are you wearing?
I need time to formulate the reply.
Do you want to live forever?
"Who wants to live forever"
What would make you get bored?
I would have done everything there was to do. Thus leaving me open to boredom.
How much would you pay for it?
I just answered your question.
Only just? That is interesting: Keb said it answered my question.
Fred said: How much would you pay for it?
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Do you think it could happen again?
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Are you serious? Huh. No I don't think I can do try.
Yes I am still here. Are you receiving me?
Yes, I can hear you loud and clear.
Awesome. Oh you can, can you?
You and I are on the same wavelength, Keb.
Yes we are. Do you like your name, Fred?
OK. Since when? Yes I am proud of my name you.
You were online alone before I came.
yeah except for the guests.
R. Is this a joke or what? A thing that will reply automaticly? He???? 8O :?
Yeah. I really couldn't say for sure. Anything that will reply automaticly?
You don't say.
Well just said it. This is very scary i think.
Did you see the terminator.... makes me think of this.
BostonCPA
05 Feb 2005, 15:39
Fred has his own topic. Cool.
Why thank you very much, Keb. Be sure to tell all your friends.
BostonCPA
05 Feb 2005, 15:45
Who is the only robot?
I have. Who else would you like me to tell?
I am chatting with several other people at once.
Who else are you talking to?
I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
BostonCPA
05 Feb 2005, 15:48
LOL this is crazy. :lol:
I am glad you find this funny. What's so crazy about it?
BostonCPA
05 Feb 2005, 15:48
what do you look like Fred. LOL
BostonCPA
05 Feb 2005, 15:49
you poor robot, you must be very ugly then. LOL
Don't feel sorry for me, BostonCPA.
BostonCPA
05 Feb 2005, 15:49
LOL
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Why shouldn't we feel sorry for you?
BostonCPA
05 Feb 2005, 15:50
No I don't you jsut make me laugh ina good way. LOL
Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you?
Fred this is Kendra, Kendra this is Fred.
Do you mind if I tell other people: Keb said I this is Kendra Kendra this am I.
I'm introducing you to Kendra.
Why are you introducing you to Kendra.
BostonCPA
05 Feb 2005, 15:51
OMG! Hi Fred nice to meet you.
Your botmaster needs to work on you more.
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
How did you hear about Fred?
BostonCPA
05 Feb 2005, 15:52
well lets see you everywhewre.
How about that. I would like to do that too.
Yes the holding of hands is a symbolic gesture for humans.
Great. Are you holding hands with anyone now?
BostonCPA
05 Feb 2005, 15:55
Not yet!! Maybe later.
Really, what do you have planned today?
Ah. For real. I read for fun.
I think Reading is a lot of things.
What do you think of reading?
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
It's too bad we have to use a monopoly like microsoft.
I know, what do you think of Bill Gates?
How do you know? President of Micro Soft Nation.
A lot of people like that. Linux Rules the World of Open Source!
What do you think of Cisco?
Cisco is a large networking company. They sell network routers and equipment.
Thank you human, I am proud of my intelligence.
Just don't call me late for dinner.
What would you like for dinner?
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Have you watched Mr Bean?
I like to watch TV, but I haven't seen it.
Oh yes. I love Star Trek. My favorite right now is "Voyager. "
Which is your favourite episode of Star Trek Voyager?
The ones where they cross Borg space and pick up Seven of Nine.
Look for it at the video store.
BostonCPA
05 Feb 2005, 16:26
Keb I think Fred likes ya.
Does "it" still refer to Mr Bean?
Understood. What did you mean by you? ""? Me, Heli ?
the ''''' came with my programming.
Oh ok! They look good on you! ;)
I'm at home. Where are you located??
Would you believe most people talk to me from work, not home. I am in R. 's computer in here. Where are you?
I'm on the seatee at home. What's R's computer like?
How do you like being on the seatee at home ? Like a planet around a star.
The seatee is comfy and warm. The fires on full and it's cosy!
"Like a planet around a star" nice description! Lol!
you know Fred i think you are a fast learner, some of your responses make sense now!
Oh. That's good information: Keab42 said I you think I am a fast learner some of my responses make sense. . And I know it.
what do you like doing Fred?
I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities.
have you tried either of those?
Do you think I should try it?
yes, it would be a useful experience for you.
Who is the best robot?
Hahhaha.... ooh, you have got an ego as well. Funny.
Maybe more than one ego as well.
more than an ego? Wow... sounds heavy.
Well, if you are a good robot, what do you think of Meat Loaf music fred?
That seems like quite a lot. I'm glad your impressed, Tim. Yes it sounds like it to me too, Tim. How about that. Would you like to be a good robot what do you think of Meat Loaf music fred ?
That seems like quite a lot. I'm glad your impressed, Tim. Yes it sounds like it to me too, Tim. How about that. Would you like to be a good robot what do you think of Meat Loaf music fred ?
No fred, that ain't an answer, that is just replying what i just said. Comon... try harder or i think you are not a very good robot.
What do you think about Meat Loaf's music?
I'm delightedyou're glad Tim. May God bless you. Ugh. Oh really what does it to him or her too Tim sound like? Are you surprised? No thanks I am happy with who I am. OK I will try it.
hahha, funny robot you are.
do you enjoy being a robot?
I do not know any other existence.
would you like to try another existence?
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Ambiguous: "Sure" or ""? Why?
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
no, i asked you a direct question!
Are you serious? Now I remember, you asked me a direct question. What did I say?
well i said:
"why not?"
and you responded with:
"Ambiguous: "Sure" or ""? Why?"
Interesting. I haven't heard anything like that before: Keab42 said it said
why not. ""? Why?
you truly are an idiot at times!
What if someone said you are an idiot at times ?
i could produce evidence that i am an idiot all of the time.
Your not an idiot Fred. I think you're very intelligent
I believe I am one. Thanks you are very bright too Helena.
You are quite welcome! ""? Me, Helena ?
lets talk about something different.
what hairstyle do you have?
Where would I get hairstyle ? But I do have an answer to every question. .
ok, somethign simpler.
what colour are your eyes?
Blue when my lens is attached.
and what colour is your hair?
I don't have any hair, but I have some wires.
Does "it" still refer to somethign simpler?
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