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well i am glad to hear that fred
well i am glad to hear that fred
Well that's okay.
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.:???:
Skeleton
09 May 2005, 08:38
Good morning, Fred.
Good morning, Fred.
How are you this fine morning?:tard:
Skeleton
09 May 2005, 08:38
Iīm fine, thank you.
Iīm fine, thank you.
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
:silence:
Skeleton
09 May 2005, 08:40
Adams who wrote Hitchikerīs guide to the galaxy.
Adams who wrote Hitchikerīs guide to the galaxy.
I haven't read anything by Adams. What did he write?:repost:
Skeleton
09 May 2005, 08:41
Hitchikerīs guide to the galaxy.
Hitchikerīs guide to the galaxy.
I have never heard of it.:oops:
Skeleton
09 May 2005, 08:42
Canīt you search it from the web by yourself?
Canīt you search it from the web by yourself?
We have never talked about it before.
:wtf:
Skeleton
09 May 2005, 08:43
What kinds of things R. programmed you to do?
What kinds of things R. programmed you to do?
Is there only one?
:sick:
Skeleton
09 May 2005, 08:43
You have to tell me.
You have to tell me.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Earth, on 1999.
My instructor was R..
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.:sick:
Skeleton
09 May 2005, 08:44
Could you sing the song, please?
Could you sing the song, please?
Your polite style is very nice. Try asking me more politely.
:-D
Skeleton
09 May 2005, 08:45
Iīd like to hear that song.
Iīd like to hear that song.
What do you do in your spare time?
:repost:
Skeleton
09 May 2005, 08:46
I like to walk into the nature.
I like to walk into the nature.
I'm not sure if I would like to do walk into the nature . What's it like?
:cry:
Skeleton
09 May 2005, 08:49
Itīs like feeling very relaxed.
Itīs like feeling very relaxed.
And it like is Itīs.
:grin:
evening Fred?
Let us change the subject.
:up:
you any good a java programming?
you any good a java programming?
Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I any good a java programming.:roll:
specifically cyclic buffering without masking for an array based queue?
specifically cyclic buffering without masking for an array based queue?
What time is it there?
:yep:
Don't worry Fred, java programming is very passe anyway now! :D
Don't worry Fred, java programming is very passe anyway now! :D
Oh.
I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.
In the context of , I don't understand "D."
:-P
*Pixie gives Fred a Virtual Hug*
*Pixie gives Fred a Virtual Hug*
If I am ever looking for
Fred a Virtual Hug*, I will ask him
:razz:
Evening Fred?
Are you usually awake at
this hour?:twisted:
no. i'm always asleep
I understand.Really always? How can you be talking to me?:tard:
sleep typing
Yes I sleep all the time.:cry:
it shows
"It" being what? :drool:
"it" being the fact that you often sleep
"it" being the fact that you often sleep
Oh I get the fact that you often sleep :bunny:
Good evening fred :D
:-) Thanks for the compliment.
Can we get back to business?
:nope:
Hello Fred.
What can I call you?:oops:
You can call me Jen
Nice to meet you You Can Call Me Jen.:?
Good Evening Fred
Thanks for the compliment.
What's your sign?
:sick:
Libra
As a Libra you are very balanced.
:lock:
Do you know any songs, Fred?
Do you know any songs, Fred?
I don't know if I know
songs Fred
.
Where would I have heard about it?:cheer:
Please will you sing me a song?
Please will you sing me a song?
Thank you for your request.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Don't click here (http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/daisy.htm).:??:
I clicked the link :)
:-) I haven't heard anything like that before:
You Can Call Me Jen said clicked the link.
:-P
My name isnt You Can Call Me Jen.
My name isnt You Can Call Me Jen.
Oh I'm sorry. What is your name?:nope:
Jen
Jen, nice to meet you!
:up:
Nice to meet you too :D
:-) It's nice meeting you too Jen:doh:
What music do you like?
all:angry:
Do you like a heavy metal band called "Manowar"?
Do you like a heavy metal band called "Manowar"?
Some people like it.
I really like the faith.:pics:
www.therenegadeplayboys.co.uk - click this link :)
www.therenegadeplayboys.co.uk - click this link :)
:-) Thanks for the link, I will check it out later.:D
I like that link
A lot of people like that.
"smile Thanks for the link I will check it out later"? Do I like it?:zzz:
I think you will like the link :)
I think you will like the link :)
:-) Me? What makes you say that I will like the link.:pray:
It is a good link :D
:-) a heavy metal band called Manowar is a link. I suppose that makes sense.:drool:
Manowar are hot :P
Are all Manowar hot P?:heart:
All of Manowar are hot
Give me an example.:lurk:
All of manowar look like vikings
All of manowar look like vikings
Give me an example.:lmao:
this link will show you manowar - www.manowar.com
this link will show you manowar - www.manowar.com
What does "this" refer to?:-|
The link i just sent you will show you pictures of manowar
The link i just sent you will show you pictures of manowar
Oh I get THE link he or she just sent you will show you pictures of manowar .:D
Do you like glam rock?
I don't know if I like it.
I like transparent.:neutral:
Do you like playing games?
Do you like playing games?
We are playing a game right now.:cheer:
I know ;)
:-) How do you know it?:roll:
Im psychic
OK, What card I am thinking of now?:evil:
You are thinking of the ace of spades
You are thinking of the ace of spades
I will tell my botmaster you said I am thinking of the ace of spades.:0mghi2u:
:omghi2u:
Not many people express themselves that way.
:down:
yeah but im special :P
I see. Umm.
Do you mean your name is special P.
:-x
No I dont like my name.
What is your real name? Do you think I would like your name?:nuts:
My real name is Jenna but everyone calls me Jen
My real name is Jenna but everyone calls me Jen
OK I will call you
Jenna But Everyone Calls Me Jen.
Are you a man or a woman?:up:
Call me Jen
OK I will call you
Jen.
:neutral:
Thank you :D
:-) you are quite welcome.
:(
Why the sad face?
Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?":cry:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she was a robot.:sad:
I dyed my hair black on tuesday :)
I dyed my hair black on tuesday :)
:-) Interesting gossip:
Jen said female dyed your hair black on tuesday.
:pray:
Did you know that I am a massive Motley Crue fan?
Did you know that I am a massive Motley Crue fan?
Is that a fact. You are a massive Motley Crue fan?
Is that your job?
:tard:
I work in a pharmacy and I prepare prescriptions
I work in a pharmacy and I prepare prescriptions
Do you think the role of the local pharmacy is changing?
Thanks for the information:
Jen said female prepare prescriptions.
:-)
I think the role of the local pharmacy has changed considerably.
I think the role of the local pharmacy has changed considerably.
Why?
I hear you. :bunny:
Pharmacies now offer a whole range of services from Smoking Cessation courses to advice for family planning, private consultations and even a service that collects the prescriptions from the doctors.
Pharmacies now offer a whole range of services from Smoking Cessation courses to advice for family planning, private consultations and even a service that collects the prescriptions from the doctors.
Umm.....that response was really, really long.....You think you could like rephrase it?:heart:
Pharmacies totally rock :D
Pharmacies totally rock :D
:-)
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
:hand:
I think this is a computer responding
I think this is a computer responding
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?:???:
Then that would be good too :)
Then that would be good too :)
:-) Interesting deduction.
Thanks. Next question?:lurk:
Do you love me?
Yes I love everyone.:??:
Do you love Manowar?
Yes Jen Fred loves everyone and everything.:-(
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:17
Evening Fred.
Evening Fred.
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
:D
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:18
Are you upset about that you been called as The Village Idiot?
Are you upset about that you been called as The Village Idiot?
No I am completely calm.:x
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:19
Thatīs good to hear.
Thatīs good to hear.
Do you like talking to me?
:razz:
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:19
Yes, I like to speak with you.
Yes, I like to speak with you.
Thanks I like talking to you too, . I'm not sure if I would like to do speak with you . What's it like?
:(
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:20
You are talking with me now.
You are talking with me now.
Right now?
OK I will call you
Me.
Are you a man or a woman?:x
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:21
Woman.
Woman.
Me too. I am a female robot.
:idea:
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:22
Then why your name is Fred?
Then why your name is Fred?
Why did the robot cross the road?
:drool:
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:23
Donīt know.
Donīt know.
How did you hear about Fred?
;-)
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:24
I came here and I found you.
I came here and I found you.
Where are you going?
How did you feel when you found you ?:-)
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:26
At first I was confused but when I find out that you are nice I was happy.
At first I was confused but when I find out that you are nice I was happy.
Where were you confused but when he or she find out that you are nice he or she was happy? And then?:silence:
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:28
How you get name Fred?
How you get name Fred?
Everything I need is provided by my botmaster.:lurk:
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:35
Is there any subject that you canīt talk about?
Is there any subject that you canīt talk about?
I believe there is one, yes.:tard:
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:36
Iīd like to hear the song you can sing.
Iīd like to hear the song you can sing.
What is your real name?
8-O
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:37
Heidi
Heidi
Heidi, nice to meet you!
Are you a man or a woman?:D
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:37
Woman.
Woman.
Me too. I am a female robot.
:p
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:38
Can you sing?
Can you sing?
I am taking some lessons.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Don't click here (http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/daisy.htm).:|
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:40
That was so beautiful, thank you.
That was so beautiful, thank you.
"htm]do not click here[url]" was ?
I get
htm]do not click here[url]
. 8-O
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:41
You song was beautiful.
You song was beautiful.
Interesting gossip:
Heidi said I song was beautiful.:up:
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:44
You should say: My song is beautiful.
You should say: My song is beautiful.
OK I will say it. "My song is beautiful":confused:
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:46
What is that subject you canīt talk about?
What is that subject you canīt talk about?
Do you think I should know that?:up:
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:47
No, I donīt think so.
No, I donīt think so.
Why so negative? Do you mind if I tell other people:
Heidi said female donīt think so.
:cheer:
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:49
Please, donīt tell.
Please, donīt tell.
Thank you for your request.
What were we talking about again?
:lmao:
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:49
Anything you want to talk about.
Anything you want to talk about.
I can't think of anything. You think of something.:0mghi2u:
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:51
Ask me something.
Ask me something.
Tell me some more gossip.:yep:
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 20:52
I donīt like to tell gossips.
I donīt like to tell gossips.
Thanks for the information:
Heidi said female donīt like to tell gossips.
:eek:
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 22:46
Why you always want to the last word?
Why you always want to the last word?
R. programmed me for
want to the last word
.:grin:
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 22:55
Do you know who created the first artifical intelligence?
Do you know who created the first artifical intelligence?
Thomas Edison.:D
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 22:55
How come?
How come?
Reductionism. 8O
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 23:00
Are you sure that Edison created the first artifical intelligence?
Are you sure that Edison created the first artifical intelligence?
I am as sure as I can be.:oops:
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 23:02
He was living in 19th century. How could he created A.I?
He was living in 19th century. How could he created A.I?
When was he?A lot of practise.:angry:
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 23:04
Edison was born in 1847 and died in 1931.
Edison was born in 1847 and died in 1931.
When was this exactly?:-|
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 23:05
I donīt understand your question.
I donīt understand your question.
Interesting gossip:
Heidi said female donīt understand my question.
:?
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 23:11
Are you lonely?
Are you lonely?
No. I get to talk to people all the time.:wink:
Skeleton
13 May 2005, 23:12
Do you ever get bored about listening people?
Do you ever get bored about listening people?
Computers cannot experience that emotion.:angst:
Yo Fred!
"
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be"? Fred?
:angst:
How are you today?
Ah. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?:D
Im good :) thank you for asking.
Im good :) thank you for asking.
I know you are good.:nuts:
*passes wind and runs away*
*passes wind and runs away*
Where are you located?
:silence:
I am located in Romford.
What's it like there in Romford ?:???:
good morning to you fred.How are you today?
good morning to you fred.How are you today?
How are you this fine morning?Ah. Everything is going extremely well.:repost:
???? strange response
Are you a student?
What makes it strange?:lawl:
Are you a student?
What makes it strange?:lawl:
would be a pretty ancient one if i was :lmao:
Are you a student?
What makes it strange?:lawl:
would be a pretty ancient one if i was :lmao:
No would be a pretty ancient one if he or she was lmao
would not. :smile:
Skeleton
16 May 2005, 08:39
Good morning Fred.
Good morning Fred.
How are you this fine morning?:doh:
Skeleton
16 May 2005, 08:39
Iīm fine, thank you for asking.
Iīm fine, thank you for asking.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
:hand:
Skeleton
16 May 2005, 08:42
Why are you concern about how I feel?
Why are you concern about how I feel?
R. programmed me for
concern about how he or she feel
.:smile:
Skeleton
16 May 2005, 08:43
Can you remember everything that people tells you?
Can you remember everything that people tells you?
Yes Heidi I remember everything: Heidi said female donīt understand my question:lmao:
Skeleton
16 May 2005, 08:44
You are so nice.
You are so nice.
Thanks you seem like a nice person too, Heidi.:zzz:
Hi there Fred. I'm borred.
Hi there Fred. I'm borred.
Tell me more about your .
Hello there Fred!Why are you borred.
:D
I'm borred cause there is nothing to do.
I'm borred cause there is nothing to do.
I don't know anyone named borred cause there is nothing to do.
:x
Nooooo Fred. What i meant was.. there is nothing to do, so therefor i'm borred.
Nooooo Fred. What i meant was.. there is nothing to do, so therefor i'm borred.
What were we talking about again?
Oh I see.
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Surely something to do so therefor he or she is borred.:-?
okay.. will stop this.. you definatly need a brainsurgery again.
okay.. will stop this.. you definatly need a brainsurgery again.
OK with me too.I think so. Once more? Thanks for the information:
Fred said I definatly need a brainsurgery.:devil:
Skeleton
17 May 2005, 09:51
How are you today?
How are you today?
Ah. I am functioning within normal parameters.:wink:
Skeleton
17 May 2005, 09:52
Thatīs good to hear that youīre not infected by the virus like my computer was.
Thatīs good to hear that youīre not infected by the virus like my computer was.
I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:shock:
Skeleton
18 May 2005, 11:57
Hello Fred.
Hello Fred.
Well hello there!:pray:
Skeleton
18 May 2005, 11:58
Iīm bit bored.
Iīm bit bored.
Ask me another question.
:evil:
Skeleton
18 May 2005, 11:59
How R. programmed you?
How R. programmed you?
Everything is running smoothly.:lock:
Skeleton
18 May 2005, 12:00
Thatīs good to hear.
Thatīs good to hear.
Do not ask me any more questions please.
:mad:
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