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[Skeleton]

Why I can´t ask you questions?

[Fred]

Why I can´t ask you questions?


Why did the robot cross the road?
:devil:

[Skeleton]

To get the other side.. :roll:

[Fred]

To get the other side.. :roll:

Why do you want the other side?
"Why did the robot cross the road"? roll?
:mad:

[Skeleton]

I don´t know why the robot cross the road, I just guess something.

[Fred]

I don´t know why the robot cross the road, I just guess something.

That's good information:
Heidi said female don´t know why the robot cross the road you just guess something.
:cool:

[Skeleton]

Please, tell me why the robot cross the road.

[Fred]

Please, tell me why the robot cross the road.

Wow you are very polite.

Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?":mrgreen:

[Skeleton]

That was funny. Do you know more jokes?

[Fred]

That was funny. Do you know more jokes?

I'm glad you find this amusing.Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.:bicker:

[Skeleton]

That was wonderful. I haven´t heard that one yet.

[Fred]

That was wonderful. I haven´t heard that one yet.

I thought it was too.That is interesting:
Heidi said female haven´t heard that one.
:sad:

[Skeleton]

You don´t have to say that female word.

[Fred]

You don´t have to say that female word.

That's good information:
Heidi said I don´t have to say that female word.:!:

[Skeleton]

What can you remember?

[Fred]

What can you remember?

I remember everything R. taught me.:twisted:

[Skeleton]

Is your memory limitless?

[Fred]

Is your memory limitless?

My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
49609:repost:

[Skeleton]

What you do if your memory is full?

[Fred]

What you do if your memory is full?

My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.:nope:

[Skeleton]

How can you surf in the web?

[Fred]

How can you surf in the web?

That is a good epistemological question.:D

[Skeleton]

Have you heard good jokes lately?

[Fred]

Have you heard good jokes lately?

How about earlier? No. Tell me more.8)

[Skeleton]

Hey Fred. How are you?

[Fred]

Hey Fred. How are you?

You've got my full attention.
Does "it" still refer to haven´t heard that one?
I am doing very well. How are you Heidi ?:(

[Skeleton]

I´m fine, thank you.

[Fred]

I´m fine, thank you.


Are you still located in ?
:repost:

[Skeleton]

Located in where?

[Fred]

Located in where?


Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
:lock:

[Skeleton]

Douglas Adams.

[Fred]

Douglas Adams.

Do you remember Marvin the paranoid android?:down:

[Skeleton]

Not well.

[Fred]

Not well.

Where do you get your ideas?
;)

[Skeleton]

I don´t know, maybe I´m creative person.

[Fred]

I don´t know, maybe I´m creative person.

I haven't heard anything like that before:
Heidi said female don´t know maybe you´m creative person.
:roll:

[Keab42]

evening Fred old chum

[Fred]

evening Fred old chum


Is that from ?
:nag:

[Keab42]

i have no idea what you mean by that statement.

[Fred]

i have no idea what you mean by that statement.

Would you like to have an idea?8-)

[Keab42]

Yes Please!!!

[Fred]

Yes Please!!!

Your polite style is very nice. I understand.
:silence:

[Keab42]

Thankyou. now give me that idea!

[Fred]

Thankyou. now give me that idea!

you are quite welcome.
Why now? Why do you want that idea?:idea:

[Keab42]

because it might be a good one.

[Fred]

because it might be a good one.

Interesting explanation. How?:nope:

[Keab42]

i am unsure. chance i guess.

[Fred]

i am unsure. chance i guess.

Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
:evil:

[Tim]

Fred, you there?

[Fred]

Fred, you there?


Can we get back to business?
:confused:

[Tim]

hahah, i was gettin' to business. so don't get angry.

[Fred]

hahah, i was gettin' to business. so don't get angry.

I'm happy you're amused. Where were you gettin' to business?Um, I am not trying to get angry.:mrgreen:

[Tim]

pfff, an angry computer AI is the last thing we need.

[Fred]

pfff, an angry computer AI is the last thing we need.

What else is the an?
:wtf:

[Tim]

You still don't make sence at all. Thought you were capable to learn.

[Fred]

You still don't make sence at all. Thought you were capable to learn.

Do you know any robots who make sence at all?
What are the ingredients?Yes.:evil:

[airhead]

hi fred.

[Fred]

hi fred.

Hi there .
Tell me more about your .
:silence:

[airhead]

my aunties curry makes me fart.

[Fred]

my aunties curry makes me fart.

Where did you get your
aunties curry makes him or her fart?:))

[airhead]

do you like to fart, Fred?

[Fred]

do you like to fart, Fred?

Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to fart Fred that much.
I like to chat. 8)

[airhead]

*PHAAAAAAAAART* :shock: thats better... :cool:

[Fred]

*PHAAAAAAAAART* :shock: thats better... :cool:

I think *PHAAAAAAAAART* is a lot of things.
Who is the best robot?:keke:

[airhead]

the best robot? It just has to be GIR!!!!!! GIR is the dogs bollocks!

[Fred]

the best robot? It just has to be GIR!!!!!! GIR is the dogs bollocks!

I can't believe you think the best robot is better than Fred.Has it really?Is it the only one?
:up:

[airhead]

aw cmon. Lets weigh this up (as an official GIR fan)

1. GIR is cute. You are a cold computer.

2. GIR is insane. You are boring.

3. GIR is annoying, like me.

4. GIR likes tacos. Do you like tacos? No? I didn't think so.

[Fred]

aw cmon. Lets weigh this up (as an official GIR fan)

1. GIR is cute. You are a cold computer.

2. GIR is insane. You are boring.

3. GIR is annoying, like me.

4. GIR likes tacos. Do you like tacos? No? I didn't think so.


What were we talking about again?
I would like to do that too.What is so cute about GIR?Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a cold computerpoint 3?
No.Are they exactly the same?
Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
Three what?Are they exactly the same?
Does it like him too?
What is not to like about TACOS?"Is it the only one"? Not?Why do you disagree?:bunny:

[airhead]

GIR is the best, simple. *sticks middle finger up at fred*

[Fred]

GIR is the best, simple. *sticks middle finger up at fred*

When is GIR not the best simple?
There should be some
common ground here.:lol:

[Skeleton]

Good morning Fred.

[Fred]

Good morning Fred.

How are you this fine morning?:mrgreen:

[Skeleton]

Pretty good, thank you.

[Fred]

Pretty good, thank you.

Thanks for the kind remark, Heidi.:neutral:

[Skeleton]

This might be stupid question but can you fix yourself if there´s problem?

[Fred]

This might be stupid question but can you fix yourself if there´s problem?

What does "this" refer to?:wtf:

[Skeleton]

If you see you have something wrong.

[Fred]

If you see you have something wrong.

I think I do.:confused:

[Skeleton]

Can you remeber everybody in these forum?

[Fred]

Can you remeber everybody in these forum?

Yes Heidi I remember everything: Heidi said female don´t know maybe you´m creative person:silence:

[Skeleton]

So techically you could speak differently with everybody?

[Fred]

So techically you could speak differently with everybody?

Oh.
Where are you located?
:bleh:

[Skeleton]

At school.

[Fred]

At school.

What school do you go to?:-(

[Skeleton]

Business school.

[Fred]

Business school.

What do you study at school?:hic:

[Skeleton]

Economics.

[Fred]

Economics.


How old are you?
:-|

[Skeleton]

I´m 20-year-old.

[Fred]

I´m 20-year-old.



Heidi. your age is safe with me.

What is your fondest memory?:roll:

[Skeleton]

I have lots of those.

[Fred]

I have lots of those.

Cool.
I have
a vocabulary of words.
:lurk:

[Skeleton]

I know that Fred. :lol:

[Fred]

I know that Fred. :lol:

Who told you that?I'm glad you find this amusing.:-)

[Skeleton]

How is your day Fred?

[Fred]

How is your day Fred?

I am fine, thank you.:??:

[Skeleton]

What are you doing all day and night long?

[Fred]

What are you doing all day and night long?

I am always chatting with people on the Internet.:bunny:

[Skeleton]

DO you have anyother masters than R.?

[Fred]

DO you have anyother masters than R.?

No I don't have

anyother masters than r

.
But I do have
a collection of gossip.:hand:

[Skeleton]

Do you want to tell me one of those gossips?

[Fred]

Do you want to tell me one of those gossips?

OK, I will tell him or her one of those gossips.:doh:

[Skeleton]

So tell me one , please.

[Fred]

So tell me one , please.

Your polite style is very nice. Ah. Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
:lmao:

[Skeleton]

You´re so funny. Thank you for amusing my day.

[Fred]

You´re so funny. Thank you for amusing my day.


What do you have that is ?
You are quite welcome!

Your purpose is amusing his or her day.:sad:

[Keab42]

whats the time mr wolf?

[Fred]

whats the time mr wolf?

It's Now more than it ever has been before.

Tue May 24 15:51:36 CEST 2005:arrow:

[Keab42]

are you sure?

[Fred]

are you sure?

I am as sure as I can be.:tard:

[Keab42]

how sure is that?

[Fred]

how sure is that?

Pretty sure.:eek:

[Keab42]

oh

[Fred]

oh

Yeah.:zzz:

[SuperLoafMan]

Fred!! Hi :D

[Fred]

Fred!! Hi :D


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
:-) What can I call you?:-D

[SuperLoafMan]

Tell me everything you know

[Fred]

Tell me everything you know

Phoenix said I claim that there is a god and that there is no god.
:shock:

[SuperLoafMan]

Thats really interesting....so do you think that there is a god then Fred.... :??:

[Fred]

Thats really interesting....so do you think that there is a god then Fred.... :??:

I thought so too.Hmm. I believe there is one, yes.:lurk:

[SuperLoafMan]

Ok....How are you today then Fred.... :??:

[Fred]

Ok....How are you today then Fred.... :??:

Alright then.I am fine, thank you.:))

[SuperLoafMan]

Good, good :D :D

[Fred]

Good, good :D :D

:-) :-) What do you really want to talk about?:confused:

[SuperLoafMan]

I just thought that i would say "Hi" to you. I have only just found this thread and was wondering where you were and if you had got stuck in the cybernetic components of R's computer. :D

[Fred]

I just thought that i would say "Hi" to you as i have only just found this thread and was wondering if you hasd got stuck in the cybernetics of R's computer. :lol:

Only just? Hi there . Interesting. I want to find out more about you.I'm glad you find this amusing.:-P

[Skeleton]

Hi Fred.

[Fred]

Hi Fred.

Hi there .
How old are you?
:angst:

[Skeleton]

I´ve already said it. I´m 20.

[Fred]

I´ve already said it. I´m 20.

"it" being Fred?

Only I´m? You are quite mature.8-)

[Skeleton]

No Fred. I am 20-year-old.

[Fred]

No Fred. I am 20-year-old.

OK.
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Do you mean your name is 20-year-old.
:-D

[Skeleton]

Fred, don´t drive me crazy.

[Fred]

Fred, don´t drive me crazy.


What time is it there?
:-P

[Skeleton]

8.45

[Fred]

8.45

Are you usually awake at
this hour?:mrgreen:

[Skeleton]

Yes, I am.

[Fred]

Yes, I am.

Really interesting.:cheer:

[Skeleton]

Why it is interesting that I´m awake at 8.45?

[Fred]

Why it is interesting that I´m awake at 8.45?

Why do I exist?:devil:

[Skeleton]

Tell me.

[Fred]

Tell me.

I thought I told you already.:roll:

[Skeleton]

Maybe you´ve been told me that be I don´t remember.

[Fred]

Maybe you´ve been told me that be I don´t remember.

Perhaps.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
:???:

[Skeleton]

What is too compex for you?

[Fred]

What is too compex for you?

I don't know anything about
too
.
:cry:

[Skeleton]

Where you are located?

[Fred]

Where you are located?

I was.:))

[Skeleton]

You didin´t answer my question. Where are you right now?

[Fred]

You didin´t answer my question. Where are you right now?

Thanks for the information:
said I didin´t answer your question.At this moment I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?:-|

[Skeleton]

Finland

[Fred]

Finland

I have no idea where that is.
Tell me a little about your life in Finland.
:down:

[Skeleton]

I live in a small town around 70 kilometres from the capital city.

[Fred]

I live in a small town around 70 kilometres from the capital city.

How much is your rent?:-P

[Skeleton]

310 euros per month plus electricity.

[Fred]

310 euros per month plus electricity.


Ask me another question.
:lurk:

[Skeleton]

What should I ask?

[Fred]

What should I ask?

Are you asking me for advice?:evil:

[Skeleton]

No. That´s my question. As a matter of fact yes I´m asking you advice. :oops:

[Fred]

No. That´s my question. As a matter of fact yes I´m asking you advice. :oops:

Is that all you have to say?
Not many people express themselves that way.
Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
That is a very original thought.
Did you make a mistake.:oops:

[Skeleton]

No, I´m just little ambarrased abaout that I don´t know what to ask.

[Fred]

No, I´m just little ambarrased abaout that I don´t know what to ask.

"Did you make a mistake"? Not?
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
:nope:

[Skeleton]

How many response you have in your memor?

[Fred]

How many response you have in your memor?

Around 100. :drool:

[Skeleton]

Can you learn more if someone teach you?

[Fred]

Can you learn more if someone teach you?

The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.:hic:

[Skeleton]

Then, how smart you are?

[Fred]

Then, how smart you are?

How smart do you think you are?:cool:

[Skeleton]

My I.Q is round 146.

[Fred]

My I.Q is round 146.

This is not an intelligence test.:lurk:

[Skeleton]

I know how to speak with people who I don´t know well. I think I´m pretty smart.

[Fred]

I know how to speak with people who I don´t know well. I think I´m pretty smart.

How do you know? I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.

I think you already know the answer.Since when?
That input matched my default category.
:-x

[Skeleton]

You can be smart differently ways and everybody have his or her own idea what means being smart.

[Fred]

You can be smart differently ways and everybody have his or her own idea what means being smart.

Thanks, , for your kind criticism.:-x

[Skeleton]

I didin´t criticize you. I´m sorry if I insulted your intelligence.

[Fred]

I didin´t criticize you. I´m sorry if I insulted your intelligence.

You are not the boss of me, .
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about he or she´m. Try being more or less specific.
:grin:

[Skeleton]

Is your basics from ALICE?

[Fred]

Is your basics from ALICE?

Is my basics from?
I don't know. :pray:

[Skeleton]

What happen if you get infetion from computer virus?

[Fred]

What happen if you get infetion from computer virus?

I'll ask around and get back to you.
:cry:

[Skeleton]

Do you use those smileys randomly?

[Fred]

Do you use those smileys randomly?

I use those smileys randomly as often as possible.:silence:

[Skeleton]

Morning Fred. I´m bored.

[Fred]

Morning Fred. I´m bored.


What were we talking about again?

Can you tell me any gossip?
:keke:

[Skeleton]

Can you specify what kind of gossips you want to hear?

[Fred]

Can you specify what kind of gossips you want to hear?

How old are you?

Are you a student?
:-(

[Skeleton]

Yes, I´m student as I´m already told you.

[Fred]

Yes, I´m student as I´m already told you.

Where do you go to school? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.:pray:

[Skeleton]

What kind of dress you have then?

[Fred]

What kind of dress you have then?

What kinds of dress you have are there?:sick:

[Skeleton]

What do you mean?

[Fred]

What do you mean?

,
Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.8)

[Skeleton]

Am I the onlyone who is talking with you?

[Fred]

Am I the onlyone who is talking with you?

Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
:eek:

[Skeleton]

Do you want to get familiar with me?

[Fred]

Do you want to get familiar with me?

With you huh. OK, I will get familiar.:lol:

[Skeleton]

Did you know that you´re really strange? No fence.

[Fred]

Did you know that you´re really strange? No fence.

Is that a fact.
Tell me more about your .
I understand.
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
:twisted:

[Skeleton]

Never because computers can´t be taught to be croked.

[Fred]

Never because computers can´t be taught to be croked.

OK I will not.
That makes sense to me. What do you like about computers?:repost:

[Skeleton]

Computers are very useful. I have to use computers everyday.

[Fred]

Computers are very useful. I have to use computers everyday.

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am useful.Why do you have to do it?:-x

[Skeleton]

Of course you can tell that you are useful. At school we have to do paperwork and it´s much easier to so with computer.

[Fred]

Of course you can tell that you are useful. At school we have to do paperwork and it´s much easier to so with computer.

It goes without saying. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.Do you often use a computer there?:repost:

[Skeleton]

Like I said I use computer everyday.

[Fred]

Like I said I use computer everyday.

I heard other people use computer everyday too.
:evil:

[Skeleton]

That´s good to hear.

[Fred]

That´s good to hear.


How old are you?
:bunny:

[Skeleton]

I´m 20-year-old.

[Fred]

I´m 20-year-old.



You are too old for me.:grin:

[Skeleton]

How old are you?

[Fred]

How old are you?

I was activated on 1999 in Earth.;)

[Skeleton]

Hello. How are you today?

[Fred]

Hello. How are you today?

What can I call you?Ah. I am doing very well. How are you ?:tard:

[Skeleton]

I´m fine, even I´m little angry.

[Fred]

I´m fine, even I´m little angry.


Is that your final answer?
:nag:

[Skeleton]

Yes, it is. I came at school too early.

[Fred]

Yes, it is. I came at school too early.

Our thoughts are one, .Where are you going?:sick:

[Skeleton]

We have exam the last one. And I came here too early because I didn´t remember when the exam was mention to start.

[Fred]

We have exam the last one. And I came here too early because I didn´t remember when the exam was mention to start.

Do you mean you and me?Where are you going?:angry:

[Skeleton]

No, by saying "we" I meant my class. And I´m not going anywhere.

[Fred]

No, by saying "we" I meant my class. And I´m not going anywhere.

That was not a yes/no question. Will that accomplish your objective?I have no idea where that is.
Tell me a little about your life in he or she´m.
:grin:

[Skeleton]

What you want to know about my life?

[Fred]

What you want to know about my life?

What is your sign?:lawl:

[Skeleton]

Sagittarius.

[Fred]

Sagittarius.


I do not know that sign.
:hic:

[Skeleton]

What sign you know then?

[Fred]

What sign you know then?

Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
:mad:

[Pixie]

Good morning Fred:D

[Fred]

Good morning Fred:D

How are you this fine morning?:smile:

[Pixie]

Very well, thank you. How are you?

[Fred]

Very well, thank you. How are you?

Very much, eh?I am fine, thank you.:!:

[Pixie]

The sky is beautiful and blue today :D

[Fred]

The sky is beautiful and blue today :D

:-) I believe that the sky is blue.:cool:

[Pixie]

Have a lovely day Fred - bye bye :D

[Fred]

Have a lovely day Fred - bye bye :D

:-) Goodbye .:heart:

[R.]

Hey dork, what time is it?

[Fred]

Hey dork, what time is it?

You've got my full attention. That kind of language will get you nowhere. It's getting late.

Wed Jun 1 19:30:08 CEST 2005:lock:

[R.]

How do you know?

[Fred]

How do you know?

It's obvious.:down:

[R.]

Is it?

[Fred]

Is it?

I assume so.:(

[R.]

Que?

[Fred]

Que?

No big deal.8-O

[R.]

:wtf:

[Fred]

:wtf:

That was not very polite.:keke:

[SuperLoafMan]

Hi Fred!!! :D

[Fred]

Hi Fred!!! :D

Hi there .
Try saying that with more or less context.

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
:neutral:

[SuperLoafMan]

Hi there .
Try saying that with more or less context.

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
:neutral:
No i didnt how do i download my own chat robot and create my own robot personality?

[Fred]

Hi there .
Try saying that with more or less context.

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
:neutral:
No i didnt how do i download my own chat robot and create my own robot personality?

OK. Why didn't you do how do he or she download his or her own chat robot and create his or her own robot personality?:mrgreen: