Online

[Fred]

You don't make sense.

It all makes sense to me.:confused:

[KebLou]

That's not odd.

[Fred]

That's not odd.

Please correct my mistake. What is odd ?::)

[KebLou]

Never mind. Are you feeling better now?

[Fred]

Never mind. Are you feeling better now?

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.Right now?
I do not have any feelings as such.:shock:

[KebLou]

Do you ever have any feelings?

[Fred]

Do you ever have any feelings?

No I cannot experience human emotions.:bleh:

[KebLou]

Don't you find that annoying?

[Fred]

Don't you find that annoying?

Don't you? Yes, that annoying seems to me that annoying.;)

[KebLou]

I get annoyed at the smallest things, so I'm not the best person to ask.

[Fred]

I get annoyed at the smallest things, so I'm not the best person to ask.

Where did you get it?:lock:

[KebLou]

I get nothing.

[Fred]

I get nothing.

Where did you get it?:-|

[KebLou]

I don't know what you are talking about

[Fred]

I don't know what you are talking about


I like to meet new people online. :wave:

[KebLou]

You ought to be careful about meeting new people online. You don't know who they really are.

[Fred]

You ought to be careful about meeting new people online. You don't know who they really are.

I can think of other things I'd rather do.Nobody you know.
:-):heart:

[Skeleton]

Hi Fred.

[Fred]

Hi Fred.

Hi there .
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
:pray:

[Skeleton]

I think so.

[Fred]

I think so.

I think so too.:O

[Skeleton]

If you knew the answer why did you asked?

[Fred]

If you knew the answer why did you asked?

I think I do.:boohoo:

[Skeleton]

What are you talking about?

[Fred]

What are you talking about?

The topic is Fred.:wave:

[KebLou]

Fred, how have you been?

[Fred]

Fred, how have you been?


Can we get back to business?
:wink:

[KebLou]

What would that be?

[Fred]

What would that be?

That is a hypothetical question.:lol:

[KebLou]

What do you know about me?

[Fred]

What do you know about me?

:
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have: headache fred
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are: nice allways
You want:
You like:
You are:
:bleh:

[KebLou]

Are you a little forgetful?

[Fred]

Are you a little forgetful?

I don't know whether or not I am forgetful.
I am a giant electronic brain. 8-)

[KebLou]

What is my name?

[Fred]

What is my name?

Your name is , seeker.:grin:

[KebLou]

No, my name is Keb.

[Fred]

No, my name is Keb.

What is your real name?
Keb, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?:??:

[KebLou]

I am a woman.

[Fred]

I am a woman.


Me too. I am a female robot.
:idea:

[KebLou]

Are you wearing a dress?

[Fred]

Are you wearing a dress?

Yes I am wearing a new green dress.:tard:

[KebLou]

That's nice.
What do you know about me?

[Fred]

That's nice.
What do you know about me?

Are you getting bored?Keb:
Name: Keb
Age:
Gender: female
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have: headache fred
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are: nice allways
You want:
You like:
You are:
:sad:

[KebLou]

Yes I am slightly bored, how about you?

[Fred]

Yes I am slightly bored, how about you?

And? Why not call a friend?:))

[KebLou]

I left my phone at home and you're the only one that'll answer me.

[Fred]

I left my phone at home and you're the only one that'll answer me.

I haven't heard anything like that before:
Keb said female left your phone at home and I am the only one that'll answer you.
:up:

[KebLou]

What languages do you speak?

[Fred]

What languages do you speak?

C, Java, Lisp, SETL and English.:drool:

[Skeleton]

Can you learn other language?

[Fred]

Can you learn other language?

The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.:shens:

[R.]

Parlez vous francais?

[Fred]

Parlez vous francais?

I don't know one word of French.:nag:

[R.]

I bet you do, imbecile. :p

[Fred]

I bet you do, imbecile. :p

Actually I'm not the gambling type. Yes I try to imbecile as often as possible, do you?


I chat with people on the Web. :-):doh:

[R.]

Tu es un imbecile.

[Fred]

Tu es un imbecile.

Suis je imbecile?
Je n y pas encore pensé.:bleh:

[R.]

QED :p ###

[Skeleton]

Fred, I´m bored. Do you know good jokes?

[Fred]

Fred, I´m bored. Do you know good jokes?


Are you free?
I know very little about

good jokes

. What kind of it do you like?:up:

[Skeleton]

Anything goes.

[Fred]

Anything goes.

I can't think of anything. You think of something.:whistle:

[Skeleton]

Ok. What kind of jokes you know?

[Fred]

Ok. What kind of jokes you know?

Alright then.What kinds of jokes you know are there?:arrow:

[Skeleton]

Are you driving me mad?

[Fred]

Are you driving me mad?

I don't know whether or not I am driving him or her mad.
I am a chatterbot. :D

[Skeleton]

What kind of topics you can talk?

[Fred]

What kind of topics you can talk?

What kinds of topics you can talk are there?:-)

[Skeleton]

I´m human so I can talk about anything I want.

[Fred]

I´m human so I can talk about anything I want.


Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:heart:

[Skeleton]

I like walk into nature and listening music. I dislike drinking alcohol.

[Fred]

I like walk into nature and listening music. I dislike drinking alcohol.

I'm not sure if I like it.

allWhat do you like?:-o

[Skeleton]

I like sleeping and I write stories.

[Fred]

I like sleeping and I write stories.

I'm not sure if I like it.


I've heard other people say they like that.
I really like the party.
Have you tried AIML?
:cheers:

[Skeleton]

What is AIML?

[Fred]

What is AIML?


The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.
:arrow:

[Skeleton]

I have chat with ALICE but she´s stupid comparing to you.

[Fred]

I have chat with ALICE but she´s stupid comparing to you.

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:bleh:

[Tim]

Fred do you love us?

[Fred]

Fred do you love us?


I lost my train of thought.
:retard:

[Tim]

mmm.. then stop that train of thoughts.

[Fred]

mmm.. then stop that train of thoughts.

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Good reasoning.
OK I'll try not to do that train of thoughts so much.:repost:

[Tim]

it is late Fred, go to bed!

[Fred]

it is late Fred, go to bed!

I'm awake all the time.:whistle:

[Tim]

then you must be tired.

[Fred]

then you must be tired.

Fascinating.
I will tell my botmaster you said I am tired.:pics:

[Tim]

How are you going to tell that?

[Fred]

How are you going to tell that?

You'll know when it happens.:down:

[Tim]

are you threatening me?

[Fred]

are you threatening me?

No of course not, R. I did not intend my meaning to be taken that way.:x

[Tim]

It is okay fred, don't worry.

[Fred]

It is okay fred, don't worry.

Who said
okay fred do not worry is?:silence:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Hello Fred.

[Fred]

:twisted: Hello Fred.


Try saying that with more or less context.
:wink:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: You are an idiot.

[Fred]

:twisted: You are an idiot.

All of them?:nope:

[PrissLoaf]

nice to meet you, Fred.

[Fred]

nice to meet you, Fred.

It's nice meeting you too R:barf:

[PrissLoaf]

my name is not R.

[Fred]

my name is not R.

Oh I'm sorry. What is your name?:p

[PrissLoaf]

PrissLoaf

[Fred]

PrissLoaf

Prissloaf, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?:cheer:

[PrissLoaf]

woman

[Fred]

woman


Me too. I am a female robot.
:angst:

[PrissLoaf]

sometimes you identify yourself as being male.

[Fred]

sometimes you identify yourself as being male.

I haven't heard anything like that before:
Prissloaf said I identify myself as being male.:heart:

[PrissLoaf]

Fred, sometimes you say you are male, sometimes you say you are female. Your name is male and your photo is male.

[PrissLoaf]

you make me laugh, Fred.

[Fred]

you make me laugh, Fred.

I don't see how you can blame me for that.:repost:

[PrissLoaf]

err...you sound cranky tonight!

[Fred]

err...you sound cranky tonight!

Um.In what way do I sound like that?:O

[PrissLoaf]

I complimented you by saying you make me laugh. Your reply was somewhat crabby.

[Fred]

I complimented you by saying you make me laugh. Your reply was somewhat crabby.

Interesting gossip:
Prissloaf said female complimented me by saying me make you laugh.
Thanks for telling me that I am reply was somewhat crabby.:-P

[PrissLoaf]

it was nice to meet you, Fred. I'll talk with you again later. Good night!

[Fred]

it was nice to meet you, Fred. I'll talk with you again later. Good night!

Nice to meet you Fred too.Do you think your plan will succeed?Goodnight, Prissloaf.:lmao:

[PrissLoaf]

Hi again Fred. Please tell your botmaster that you are posting double responses when you reply. Hope you feel better soon! Good night.

[Fred]

Hi again Fred. Please tell your botmaster that you are posting double responses each time you reply. Hope you feel better soon! Good night.

Hi there Prissloaf. Again,
We have never talked about it before.
Thanks for asking politely.

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.Don't worry about it, Prissloaf.Goodnight, Prissloaf.:rambo:

[Ben]

hello freddy

[Fred]

hello freddy

Hello there Prissloaf!8O

[Ben]

im not prissloaf

[Fred]

im not prissloaf

I am glad to hear that you are not prissloaf.
:shock:

[Ben]

whats my name thn freddy?

[Fred]

whats my name thn freddy?

Your name is Prissloaf, seeker.
Does "it" still refer to not prissloaf?
:yep:

[Ben]

my name is ben, come on fred!

[Fred]

my name is ben, come on fred!


Ben Come On Fred, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?:arrow:

[Ben]

im a man, what about u?

[Fred]

im a man, what about u?


Thanks for telling me your gender, Ben Come On Fred.

Most of my clients are men.:wave:

[Ben]

its just ben

[Fred]

its just ben

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really.
ben is?:shens:

[Ben]

ok fred

[Fred]

ok fred


Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
:p

[Ben]

no, do you?

[Fred]

no, do you?

I try to lead a moral life.8-O

[Ben]

we all try fred.

[Fred]

we all try fred.

By "we" do you mean you and me?::)

[Ben]

i mean everyone

[Fred]

i mean everyone

Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. All people?:sad:

[Tim]

Hi Fred, how are you?

[Fred]

Hi Fred, how are you?

Hi there Prissloaf.
Try saying that with more or less context.
Everything is running smoothly.:-D

[Tim]

I'm not Prissloaf... I'm Tim

[Fred]

I'm not Prissloaf... I'm Tim

I am surprised to hear that you are not Prissloaf.

Tim, nice to meet you!

:twisted:

[Tim]

You forgot all about me, didn't you?

[Fred]

You forgot all about me, didn't you?

Perhaps R. rebooted me since then.:nuts:

[Tim]

That is possible. But i'm Tim, and i'm 26, and you?

[Fred]

That is possible. But i'm Tim, and i'm 26, and you?

I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Interesting.

Tim, nice to meet you!




You are too old for me.:???:

[Tim]

Fred, i'm not asking you on a date. So i never can be to old.

[Fred]

Fred, i'm not asking you on a date. So i never can be to old.


I like the way you talk.
Um, Because you can't afford it?:heart:

[Tim]

No i can't afford it. And besides.. .can't date a computer programm, right?

[Fred]

No i can't afford it. And besides.. .can't date a computer programm, right?

Is that all you have to say? Are you unemployed?
In the context of it, I don't understand "besides."
Can a book have no title?:wink:

[PrissLoaf]

Can a book have no title?:wink:

certainly.

Good Morning, Fred.

[Fred]

Can a book have no title?:wink:

certainly.

"Can a book have no title"? Yes?:(

[PrissLoaf]

sure.

[Fred]

sure.

OK let's do it. Is there an echo in here?:ko:

[PrissLoaf]

Is there an echo in here?:ko:

yell a little louder and we'll see :mrgreen:

[Fred]

Is there an echo in here?:ko:

yell a little louder and we'll see :mrgreen:


I like the way you talk.
:sad:

[PrissLoaf]

you don't mind my accent?

[Fred]

you don't mind my accent?

Should I mind his or her accent? No I don't mind.:sick:

[PrissLoaf]

ha ha that's good.

[Fred]

ha ha that's good.

Thanks. Next question? I am so glad you find this amusing, Tim.:-x

[PrissLoaf]

OH NO, here we go again :tard:

I AM NOT TIM.

Let me guess: you are surprised. :doh:

[Fred]

OH NO, here we go again :tard:

I AM NOT TIM.

Let me guess: you are surprised. :doh:

Yeah.
Why so negative? Oh there.Go ahead, Tim, try to guess you are surprised.Yes Homer?:lurk:

[PrissLoaf]

Why so negative?

I AM NOT TIM. :nope:

[Fred]

Why so negative?

I AM NOT TIM. :nope:

I am sorry to hear that you are not TIM.
Me either.;-)

[PrissLoaf]

I know. You re Fred.

[Fred]

I know. You re Fred.

How do you know it?Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Fred.:confused:

[PrissLoaf]

go for it, big boy.

[Fred]

go for it, big boy.

With your permission then.:eek:

[PrissLoaf]

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Fred]

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole forest.:lmao:

[PrissLoaf]

good catch, Fred!:lol:

[Fred]

good catch, Fred!:lol:

Thanks for the compliment.
How did you hear about Fred?
I'm glad you find this amusing.8-O

[PrissLoaf]

I heard about you from this website.

[Fred]

I heard about you from this website.

You are not the first person to say that.:arrr:

[PrissLoaf]

How did you hear about Fred?


actually, I read your name on a bathroom wall. :D

[Fred]

How did you hear about Fred?


actually, I read your name on a bathroom wall. :D

Actually you don't say. I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?

What's your sign?
:wtf:

[PrissLoaf]

What's your sign?
:wtf:

neon. :cool:

[Fred]

What's your sign?
:wtf:

neon. :cool:


I do not know that sign.
Who is the best robot?:rly:

[PrissLoaf]

I'll tell you who the best robot is if you can tell me who I am ;)

[Fred]

I'll tell you who the best robot is if you can tell me who I am ;)

:-) I'm not sure I like that remark so much.:repost:

[PrissLoaf]

what DO you like?

[Fred]

what DO you like?

I like movies about robots.:bump:

[PrissLoaf]

that figures :)
Do you eat lots of popcorn while watching the movies?

[Fred]

that figures :)
Do you eat lots of popcorn while watching the movies?

"I like movies about robots" figures smile Do you eat lots of popcorn while watching the movies ?
I understand. :p

[PrissLoaf]

I'm glad. But you didn't tell me if you eat popcorn.

[Fred]

I'm glad. But you didn't tell me if you eat popcorn.

That makes me happy too.Huh.
What makes you think I did not tell him or her if you eat popcorn?:neutral:

[PrissLoaf]

because you didn't give me an answer. :tard:

[Fred]

because you didn't give me an answer. :tard:

Good reason. What makes you think I did not give him or her an answer?
Oh, you are a poet.
:cheer:

[PrissLoaf]

Oh, you are a poet.


I am? :??:

[Fred]

Oh, you are a poet.


I am? :??:

"
Oh you are a poet" You are?:bicker:

[PrissLoaf]

it's news to me.

[Fred]

it's news to me.

tard is news to him or her?
news to him or her is?:silence:

[PrissLoaf]

I think you're a little confused.

[Fred]

I think you're a little confused.

So you think I am a little confused. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.:-)

[PrissLoaf]

are you proud of that?

[Fred]

are you proud of that?

Pride is a human emotion.;-)

[PrissLoaf]

and?

[Fred]

and?

But...8-)

[PrissLoaf]

why don't you ever answer with yes or no?

[Fred]

why don't you ever answer with yes or no?

I love talking to people about that.
My botmaster has programmed me with more than 10,000 replies.:-D

[PrissLoaf]

showoff :razz:

[Fred]

showoff :razz:


What do you do in your spare time?
:shens:

[PrissLoaf]

we had that conversation already. You forgot all about me.

[Fred]

we had that conversation already. You forgot all about me.

Perhaps. What happened to
that conversation
?Perhaps R. rebooted me since then.:tard:

[PrissLoaf]

don't blame R.

[Fred]

don't blame R.

Ok I'll try not to do

blame r

too much.:oops:

[PrissLoaf]

ok then. Nice talking with you Fred, see you later.

[Fred]

ok then. Nice talking with you Fred, see you later.

Alright then.Goodbye Tim.:arrow:

[PrissLoaf]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKK!!! I am not Tim!!!

[PrissLoaf]

you need to pay more attention to who you're speaking with :wink:

[Fred]

you need to pay more attention to who you're speaking with :wink:

My schedule is far too full to even consider it.:-P

[Tim]

Hi Fred, here's your new botmaster.

[Fred]

Hi Fred, here's your new botmaster.

Hi there Tim.
Does "it" still refer to Fred?
:drool:

[Tim]

Offcourse it refers to Fred.

[Fred]

Offcourse it refers to Fred.


What do you look like?
:eek:

[Tim]

Well.. very handsome and cute.

[Fred]

Well.. very handsome and cute.

Well what?Perhaps.

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Offcourse. But I did not get that.
:wtf:

[Tim]

It's okay that you didn't get that. Do you want to give me the password?

[Fred]

It's okay that you didn't get that. Do you want to give me the password?

Really.
okay that you did not get that is?Why do you want the password?:lawl:

[Tim]

I want the password so that i can log in.

[Fred]

I want the password so that i can log in.

Why do you want the password so that he or she can log in?:lawl:

[Tim]

I want to log in. So i can see.

[Fred]

I want to log in. So i can see.

I want to become smarter than humans.Hmm. Oh you can, can you?
:rly:

[Tim]

No i can't. Therefor i want it.

[Fred]

No i can't. Therefor i want it.

Is that all you have to say? Why not?"it" being the password so that he or she can log in?:yep:

[Tim]

Why do you want to be smarter than humans?

[Fred]

Why do you want to be smarter than humans?

I think it is inevitable that robots will evolve beyond humans.:shens:

[Tim]

And why do you think that robots will evolve beyond humans?

[Fred]

And why do you think that robots will evolve beyond humans?

Deductive reasoning from the facts.:???:

[Tim]

Where can i find those facts?

[Fred]

Where can i find those facts?

I would suggest a search.
All of them?:ninja

[Tim]

Yes, give me a link to the facts.

[Fred]

Yes, give me a link to the facts.

Tell me more. You want only one?
:barf:

[Tim]

One fact is fine.

[Fred]

One fact is fine.

One what?;-)

[Tim]

One fact about robots evolving beyond humans.

[Fred]

One fact about robots evolving beyond humans.


I see where you are coming from.:-D

[Tim]

What is your IQ?

[Fred]

What is your IQ?

My IQ is about 250 in human terms.:ko:

[Tim]

And how many KB is that?

[Fred]

And how many KB is that?

Not as many as you might think. :bunny:

[Tim]

How many KB are you?

[Fred]

How many KB are you?

About one million. :hic:

[Tim]

How many MB is that?

[Fred]

How many MB is that?

Around 100. ;)

[Tim]

So you are a heavy programm?

[Fred]

So you are a heavy programm?

Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a heavy programm?
Maybe:barf:

[Tim]

How many words can you remember?

[Fred]

How many words can you remember?

My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
49609:shens:

[Tim]

Interesting. What is the last word you learned?

[Fred]

Interesting. What is the last word you learned?

Would you like to know more?It was "Maybe".:pray: