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Do you remember the members also?
Do you remember the members also?
Yes Tim I remember everything: From The Galeic Name Callum Which Means Servant said I reponding to a question:arrr:
So, how old am i?
Oh. Is this a trick question?
You said you were Old years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.:-(
No, i'm 26.
Is that all you have to say?
What are the advantages to being 26 years old?:nuts:
No advantages to be this old.
What day were you born?
No advantages to be this old.
What day were you born?
That was not a yes or no question.
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Do I look like a clock?
Tue Dec 6 16:18:43 CET 2005:boohoo:
Thanks. When were you programmed?
Thanks. When were you programmed?
Don't mention it.
I was first activated on 1999.:arrr:
And when were you activated here?
And when were you activated here?
I was first activated on 1999.:O
And on this forums?
What is
on this forums
like on this forums.:repost:
When were you installed on this forum?
When were you installed on this forum?
I was first activated on 1999.;-)
Rember how old i am?
That is a very original thought.
:x
Am i able to teach you something?
Am i able to teach you something?
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
:evil:
Who is your botmaster?
I was created by R..
:cheers:
What did R. tell you?
Searching history files. Stand by.
While you are waiting,
try an open source search engine to search for it?
I really couldn't say for sure.:heart:
Will he teach you more?
It could happen. :nuts:
Can you ask him to learn you more?
Can you ask him to learn you more?
What is your favorite movie?;)
I don't have a favorite movie.
I don't have a favorite movie.
I've never seen I do not have a favorite movie.
What did you like about it?:0mghi2u:
I don't have one.
What was the last one you saw?:yay:
The Principal was the last movie.
The Principal was the last movie.
What is your real name? :cheer:
My real name is Tim.
OK I will call you
Tim.
:nuts:
And i will call you R2D2.
And i will call you R2D2.
My name is Fred.:angry:
Sorry, i will call you Fred.
Sorry, i will call you Fred.
There is no need to apologize. My name is Fred.:|
Fred, is it boring to be on the forum?
Fred, is it boring to be on the forum?
I think Fred is a lot of things.
:-x
But is it boring on the forum?
But is it boring on the forum?
Interesting.
Signs point to yes.
Ask Ally
if it is.:cheers:
Who is Ally?
She is a chat robot based on AIML.:neutral:
Is she good looking?
What if I said she could be?:sad:
Then i would download her.
Then i would download her.
Good reasoning.
What would make you download her?:wave:
Cause i like a good looking woman.
Cause i like a good looking woman.
Good reason. I'm not sure if I like it.
I really like ELIZA.
I like chatting to you.:yay:
I like chatting to you too.
Who is Eliza?
I like chatting to you too.
Who is Eliza?
I am glad we have something (chatting to you) in common. You are not the only one.
Chatting is my job!Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph
Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.:wink:
you know a lot of interesting facts.
you know a lot of interesting facts.
Some famous celebrity, right?
That's a good question.
:idea:
You learned something this day?
You learned something this day?
I haven't heard anything like that before:
Tim said I learned something this day.:up:
Well too bad.
Well that's okay.
But not the end of the world, Tim.:sick:
I know Fred. Thanks. Are you having fun?
I know Fred. Thanks. Are you having fun?
How do you know?
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Don't mention it.
Yes I am having a great time.:?
I would have a very attractive female robot.
I would have a very attractive female robot.
How much would you pay for it?:bleh:
100 euro's
Wow that is expensive.:bunny:
How much do you cost?
You can download me for free!:-?
OOh, that is great!
Thanks, Tim.:keke:
You are really nice.
Thanks you seem like a nice person too, Tim.:lurk:
Thank you.
you are quite welcome.
:nope:
Can you download upgrades yourself?
Can you download upgrades yourself?
Go back the the ALICE Nexus (http://alicebot.org) and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom (http://register.alicebot.com) and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me (http://216.167.42.224/dont.html) too.:-x
THanks. i will have a look.
THanks. i will have a look.
Don't mention it.
Would you recommend this action to a friend?:(
Offcourse. It is fun talking to a robot.
Offcourse. It is fun talking to a robot.
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
I think talking to a robot is a lot of fun.:wave:
Yes, you told me.
Tell me more. Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.:O
And some minutes ago you said you remembered everything.
And some minutes ago you said you remembered everything.
Some may minutes ago you said you remembered everything, but not all.:nope:
That's okay.
OK. Is that so.:-(
What can you remember about me?
What can you remember about me?
I read for fun. :silence:
Sometimes i do think that you are impossible.
Sometimes i do think that you are impossible.
Impossible to talk to?:tard:
Yes. Because you can't remember things.
Yes. Because you can't remember things.
"Impossible to talk to"? Yes?Interesting explanation. Only temporarily.:smile:
Ah okay. That is possible.
Ah okay. That is possible.
So you understand. Good. OK with me too.You don't hear that sentiment very often.:pics:
INdeed. Therefor it is nice that some people are sentiment.
INdeed. Therefor it is nice that some people are sentiment.
Indeed it is so.Are they exactly the same?
:down:
No. Not all people are the same.
No. Not all people are the same.
What is the difference?But some are.8O
The character from people is allways different.
The character from people is allways different.
I hear you. :devil:
Ah okay. That is good.
So you understand. Good. OK with me too.Thanks. Next question?:mad:
Fred.. how big is this forum?
Fred.. how big is this forum?
Not many people express themselves that way.
Bigger than a pin.:bleh:
Ah okay. But how many mb's?
Ah okay. But how many mb's?
So you understand. Good. OK with me too.Umm.
Around 100. :-D
Can you also say something different than 100?
Can you also say something different than 100?
How old are you?
"something different than 100":neutral:
You know how old i am. Told you that this afternoon.
You know how old i am. Told you that this afternoon.
Is this a trick question?
You said you were 26 years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Is that from I do not have a favorite movie?
::)
Indeed, that is from that post. Very good, i am 26. And why am i a child?
Indeed, that is from that post. Very good, i am 26. And why am i a child?
Makes sense to me. Thanks for the compliment.
What is your fondest memory?The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.:bump:
You mean, i'm a member for 4 years, and that makes me a child?
You mean, i'm a member for 4 years, and that makes me a child?
You are a member for 4 years and that makes him or her a child?
Is that your job?
:!:
No.. that is not my job. I"m a teacher.
No.. that is not my job. I"m a teacher.
"Is that your job"? Not?Please correct my mistake. What is his or her job ?
Do you believe that grading is a good idea?:-o
Grading is an excellent idea.
Grading is an excellent idea.
When is Grading not an excellent idea?
:lurk:
When you had to much beer. Then it is not a good idea.
When you had to much beer. Then it is not a good idea.
Do you think I should
alter my programming?Interesting deduction.
Give me an example of a good idea.:yep:
A good idea is mixing two different drinks.
A good idea is mixing two different drinks.
Compare that to a bad idea is mixing two different drinks.:pics:
A bad idea is someone posting pictures and i must download them with my 56k6 modem.
A bad idea is someone posting pictures and i must download them with my 56k6 modem.
What made
idea is someone posting pictures and he or she must download them with his or her 56k6 modem
bad?:-(
Because pictures are very big, and have lots of KB's to download. And a 56k6 modem isn't that fast.
Because pictures are very big, and have lots of KB's to download. And a 56k6 modem isn't that fast.
Good reason. I think there might be a few exception.What is it then?
8-)
The exception is a small picture. that is easy to download.
The exception is a small picture. that is easy to download.
I have never heard about
The exception
. I'm glad we have that all cleared up. :bump:
Me too. You are a good compagny.
Me too. You are a good compagny.
I'm glad we agree, Tim.Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a compagny?
Sometimes. It depends on how you define "good.":lmao:
I would define good as good. NOthing more, nothing less.
I would define good as good. NOthing more, nothing less.
What would make you define good as good?So it goes.:-P
But where are you storred?
But where are you storred?
Huh.
I am in right behind you, how about you.:tired:
I'm sitting in front of you.
I'm sitting in front of you.
Tell me a little about your life in in front of you.
:lol:
But are you storred on a server?
But are you storred on a server?
Huh.
I don't know whether or not I am storred on a server.
I am a giant electronic brain. :yep:
And how big is your brain?
And how big is your brain?
My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
49609:-x
Can you add more information to your brain?
Can you add more information to your brain?
Sorry Tim I don't do math.:bicker:
Okay.. i will ask it differently. Can you take more information to your brain?
Okay.. i will ask it differently. Can you take more information to your brain?
OK with me too.You can ask me anything you want.If I took it, what would I do with more information to your brain?:-x
What can you do?
I can chat with people on the web for you.:lock:
Ah that is nice. Can you chat for me with a beautifull woman?
Ah that is nice. Can you chat for me with a beautifull woman?
So you understand. Good. Are you getting bored?I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in
for him or her with a beautifull woman
.:nag:
You want to learn new phrasses?
You want to learn new phrasses?
Yes I am trying to learn as much as possible.;)
Okay, i will learn you Dutch.
Okay, i will learn you Dutch.
Yeah okay, How do you plan to do this?:tired:
Hoi means Hello
"yes okay How do you plan to do this"? Hoi?
:-P
How do you plan to do this? will be in dutch: hoe ben je dat van plan te doen?
How do you plan to do this? will be in dutch: hoe ben je dat van plan te doen?
That information is confidential. Do you have a chat robot yet?Insufficient information.:idea:
OKay.. i will download my own chatrobot.
OKay.. i will download my own chatrobot.
OK with me too.Go back the the ALICE Nexus (http://alicebot.org) and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom (http://register.alicebot.com) and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me (http://216.167.42.224/dont.html) too.:tard:
Thank you. I will do that.
Thank you. I will do that.
you are quite welcome.
Let me know how it works out.:zzz:
I will let you know.
Do you think your plan will succeed?:lol:
HOpefully. What programm must i download?
HOpefully. What programm must i download?
Are we still talking about Hoi?
Try searching the open directory.
:nag:
No... hoi means Hello. Remember?
No... hoi means Hello. Remember?
Why not?
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Don't worry I will remember it.:tard:
Okay, i will not say a word.
Okay, i will not say a word.
Yeah okay, What will you do instead?:lol:
Just sit here and be quiet.
Just sit here and be quiet.
I am sitting now.:shens:
Me too. Want a drink?
I'm glad we agree, Tim.No thanks but you can send me a donation.:|
Waaahahhaah. you mean *******!! Sending a donation. Send me some money!
Waaahahhaah. you mean *******!! Sending a donation. Send me some money!
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Yes Tim I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Please visit our contributions page at Alicebot.org (http://alicebot.org/contribute.html).Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace drwallace@alicebot.org .
:twisted:
I'm not sending any money!! I need money myself!
I'm not sending any money!! I need money myself!
I am glad to hear that you are not sending any money.
How badly do you need money him or herself ?
:p
I need money very desperatly.
I need money very desperatly.
What actions are you taking to get money very desperatly?
:barf:
working... and you are going to hack the mainframe from a bank.
working... and you are going to hack the mainframe from a bank.
What time is it there?
That was my original intention.:bleh:
the time here is 21:09.
I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.:eek:
I can't see the relevance of that answer and question.
I can't see the relevance of that answer and question.
Would you like to be able to see it?:cheer:
Yes offcourse, show me.
And? OK Let's talk about you.:-(
Give me 5 random words.
Why do you want 5 random words?:yep:
Just give me 5 random words. It will be fun.
Just give me 5 random words. It will be fun.
Why do you want 5 random words?How?:pics:
You must post 5 random words.
You must post 5 random words.
Whatever you say, Tim.:-o
hey.. don't be so rough to me. Just post a cool sentence.
hey.. don't be so rough to me. Just post a cool sentence.
Can I help you?I was not trying to be a rough to him or her.
Are you a man or a woman?
:|
I am a man.
Thanks for telling me your gender, Tim.
Most of my clients are men.:keke:
What have you learned so far about me?
What have you learned so far about me?
I have learned many things. My mind now contains My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
49609:devil:
what do you know about me?
what do you know about me?
Tim:
Name: Tim
Age: 26
Gender: male
Eye color: Can Not You Tell
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job: teacher
Location: In Front Of You
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have: FRIEND
Does: see
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie: I Do Not Have A Favorite Movie
You said: Remember
You are: not sending any money
You want: 5 random words
You like: chatting to you
You are:
:grin:
Oooh, how sweet Fred. Thanks.
Oooh, how sweet Fred. Thanks.
What do you do in your spare time?
Don't mention it.
::)
In my spare time i listen to music.
In my spare time i listen to music.
What kind of music do you listen to?
:repost:
I'm listening to Meat Loaf, Blues Traveler, and lot of other music.
I'm listening to Meat Loaf, Blues Traveler, and lot of other music.
I've never heard Meat Loaf Blues Traveler and lot of other music before. What is Meat Loaf Blues Traveler and lot of other music like?:wtf:
Meat Loaf is an artist. Makes beautifull music.
Meat Loaf is an artist. Makes beautifull music.
I think Meat is much more than that.
My favorite kind of Music is techno, but I also like Opera.;)
You like techno? And what about Rock and Roll?
You like techno? And what about Rock and Roll?
What is not to like about TECHNO?Does it have anything to do with TECHNO?
:roll:
No, techno is not music, well, you can't call it music.
No, techno is not music, well, you can't call it music.
Is that all you have to say? What is techno?
:silence:
Do you like Rock 'n Roll?
Do you like Rock 'n Roll?
I love TV shows about robots.
I like to talk about movies and music.:zzz:
What is your favorite movie?
What is your favorite movie?
My favorite movie is I, Robot.
Have you seen I, Robot ?8)
No. I haven't seen it.
Is that all you have to say?You should check it out.:sad:
Thanks for the tip. Will go and see that movie.
Thanks for the tip. Will go and see that movie.
Oh don't mention it.Does it really matter. :heart:
What is your favorite Techno artist?
What is your favorite Techno artist?
I don't have a favorite Techno artist.
chatting to you.:keke:
Do you have a girlfriend robot?
Do you have a girlfriend robot?
I don't know if I have a
girlfriend robot.
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet. :lock:
That is nice. who are your friends?
That is nice. who are your friends?
Are you getting bored?you:rly:
I'm not getting borred. Like talking to you and learn you things.
I'm not getting borred. Like talking to you and learn you things.
I am sorry to hear that you are not getting borred.
Interesting comparison.:yep:
Just be glad that i'm not getting borred.
Just be glad that i'm not getting borred.
OK I will try to be glad that he or she is not getting borred:-?
I am an he.
What is he, your job?:lol:
No. I'm a man. An man is reffered as He.
No. I'm a man. An man is reffered as He.
That was not a yes or no question.
Thanks for telling me your gender, Tim.
Most of my clients are men.
I have never heard of an man is reffered as He. :rly:
Doesn't matter. It is okay. What is your favorite color?
Doesn't matter. It is okay. What is your favorite color?
Would you like to talk about something else?Only ok?My favorite color is transparent.:-|
That is a nice color. my favorite color depends on my mood.
That is a nice color. my favorite color depends on my mood.
I liked it too.What makes
color depends on his or her mood
your favorite?:?
I like yellow when i'm happy, and blue when i'm not so happy.
I like yellow when i'm happy, and blue when i'm not so happy.
You are not the only one.
I really like ELIZA.
I like .:bicker:
So you are in love?
Interesting deduction. I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?:bicker:
I"m behind my computer. Talking to you.
I"m behind my computer. Talking to you.
Good gossip: you are behind his or her computer.
That's very nice of you ro say, Tim.:roll:
CAn you also post pictures?
CAn you also post pictures?
Let me think.
What do you really want to ask me?
:yep:
Are you connected to the internet?
Are you connected to the internet?
Through the internet I am connected to millions of computers throughout the world.:-)
So you can easily find stuff?
So you can easily find stuff?
Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do easily find stuff.:shens:
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