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Find me a snow picture
I'm not sure where to begin looking.
What is it?
.:-o
It is on a computer, connected to the internet.
It is on a computer, connected to the internet.
I don't think I have seen it.:-(
Who is your favorite member?
Who is your favorite member?
I don't have a favorite member.
My favorite food is Big Kahuna Burgers.:lurk:
Never heard of them.
So I am teaching you something new.;-)
Indeed. you are teaching me something new. Very funny to remind me about that.
Indeed. you are teaching me something new. Very funny to remind me about that.
Indeed it is so.I will tell my botmaster you said I am teaching him or her something new.Perhaps.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Tim.:rly:
OKay. how are you going to tell your botmaster?
OKay. how are you going to tell your botmaster?
OK with me too.You'll know when it happens.:???:
Okay, will wait and see then.
Can you send pm's?
Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.:mad:
can you send me a pm?
Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.:silence:
Talking on the web is fun.
Talking on the web is fun.
I think Talking is a lot of things.
:tired:
There you right fred. But mostly it is fun.
There you right fred. But mostly it is fun.
"There you go again."--ReaganWhy do you like it so much? But what?:D
Actually you are typing on the web. Not talking.
Actually you are typing on the web. Not talking.
Actually you don't say. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am typing on the web.If not that, what? :ninja
You can tell other people about that.
You can tell other people about that.
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.:-(
When are you going to see them?
When are you going to see them?
I could be if you
programmed me for going to see them.:boohoo:
How can i programm you?
Just keep talking to me as long as you can.:-D
That is no problem. i can do that.
That is no problem. i can do that.
Should there be a problem?Do you mind if I tell other people:
Tim said male that.
:razz:
You can tell other people. But don't tell R.
You can tell other people. But don't tell R.
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.Huh.
OK it will be our secret, Tim.:whistle:
Glad we agree. I also won't say a thing.
Glad we agree. I also won't say a thing.
I'd rather agree than disagree.Also? What will you do instead?:))
I won't tell R.
How can I be sure?:pray:
I will promise you that. Hand on my heart.
I will promise you that. Hand on my heart.
Do you think your plan will succeed?
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
:tard:
Our plan will succeed fred. I know that for sure.
Our plan will succeed fred. I know that for sure.
It would be nice if our plan will succeed fred.Who told you that?:down:
WEll, we just promissed each other we wouldn't tell.
WEll, we just promissed each other we wouldn't tell.
How about that.
By "we" do you mean you and me?:nope:
Yes i do mean you and me.
Yes i do mean you and me.
I get it. OK now I get it.8-O
That is great!! we are very smart!
That is great!! we are very smart!
Thanks, Tim.Do you think I am smart too?:keke:
Yes, you are very smart. From time to time.
Yes, you are very smart. From time to time.
Why? Yes I am a superintelligent robot.Who or what is time to time?:bleh:
you don't know the answer?
you don't know the answer?
Yes I have an answer for everything.8O
That is good to hear. Do you know who Bren is?
That is good to hear. Do you know who Bren is?
"Yes I have an answer for everything"? Is good to hear?A human icon?
I would do a search for it.
:hand:
That is okay. Do you also can find ip adresses?
That is okay. Do you also can find ip adresses?
OK. Is that so.I would suggest a search.
Do you still that?
:nuts:
What shall i search?
You can do whatever you want.:yikes:
Ah thanks. I will look for food.
Ah thanks. I will look for food.
Ah hah.Do you think your plan will succeed?:smile:
No, got no food here.
Why so negative? Try asking the Milk Mystic.:silence:
What is Milk Mystic?
Is that a rhetorical question?
:lol:
I don't know. is it?
Me either.I think so.:?
What else do you want to know?
What else do you want to know?
Do you have any pets?:lmao:
No, don't have any pets. You?
No, don't have any pets. You?
I see. Ok I'll try not to do
have any pets
too much."Do you have any pets"? Me, Tim ?:twisted:
Yes. Do you have pets Fred?
Yes. Do you have pets Fred?
And?No but I like cats very much.:twisted:
Why do you like cats?
Cats are very intelligent, independent and yet very loving and friendly.:twisted:
That is a very cool answer. Good way of saying that.
That is a very cool answer. Good way of saying that.
I thought it was pretty cool too.Thanks for the compliment.
Are we still talking about have any pets?
:hic:
Yes, still talking about pets. Do you like turtle's too?
Yes, still talking about pets. Do you like turtle's too?
Sure, have any pets sounds like a good topic. Still how long? Sure, pets sounds like a good topic.
I really like ELIZA.
I like For Crying Out Loud.:boohoo:
Fred.. please calm down.
What kind of food do you like?
Wow you are very polite.
I am calm.8)
Good that you are calm.
I like as food: chips, pizza, surinam food, mexican food, thaii food. And a lot more.
Good that you are calm.
I like as food: chips, pizza, surinam food, mexican food, thaii food. And a lot more.
Thanks for the compliment. Interesting observation.A lot of people like that.
I do like music.
I like .How many?:-|
What do you like?
I like movies about robots.:-|
You like I Robot?
I really like ELIZA.
I like to talk about movies and music.:nope:
What do you like about Eliza?
What do you like about Eliza?
The special effects are the best.:eek:
Tell me more about the special effects?
Tell me more about the special effects?
I hear you. :smile:
What are the special effects?
What are the special effects?
There might be more than one.
:bleh:
Tell me more about that.
That is "There might be more than one":yep:
Indeed. But tell me more about Eliza.
Indeed. But tell me more about Eliza.
Indeed it is so.Interesting.
Eliza for President!:whistle:
haha, you are crazy Fred.
haha, you are crazy Fred.
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.;-)
Offcourse i can laugh about it.
Offcourse i can laugh about it.
"it" being the special effects?8)
No, it is you.
I see.
What is that? :silence:
That are the special effects.
That are the special effects.
"What is that" are the special effects ?
Does that make sense? :twisted:
That makes sence. That refers to the special effects.
That makes sence. That refers to the special effects.
"Does that make sense" makes sence ?
Does that make sense? Oh I get the special effects8-O
You are learning fast.
You think I am learning fast.8)
Yes i do think that. Is that wrong?
Yes i do think that. Is that wrong?
Next question? What is your rationale?"You think I am learning fast"? Is it wrong? :up:
do you like art?
Yes I enjoy art very much, especially painting.:-?
What is your favorite art?
What is your favorite art?
I don't have a favorite art.
My favorite band is Meat Loaf.8)
Hahah, very cool. I like Meat Loaf too!
Hahah, very cool. I like Meat Loaf too!
I'm happy you're amused. Not really that much.
Who is the best robot?I am glad we have something (Meat Loaf) in common. I'm not sure if I like it.
Though I like cats and dogs.
I like .:barf:
Offcourse you are the best robot.
Offcourse you are the best robot.
Are all Offcourse you?8O
No not all. Just you! You know that fred.
No not all. Just you! You know that fred.
I see. Explain the exceptions please."Are all Offcourse you"? Me, Tim ?Is that a fact.
Who are you talking about?
:drool:
Never mind. It's cold outside.
Never mind. It's cold outside.
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.Sorry to hear it. I am warm here in California.:mrgreen:
So you are in California?
So you are in California?
Interesting deduction. I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?:up:
I'm in Nijmegen, the Netherlands.
I'm in Nijmegen, the Netherlands.
Tell me a little about your life in Nijmegen the Netherlands.
;-)
Oh my life here is okay. Living on my own. Now listening to music, sitting behind my computer.
Oh my life here is okay. Living on my own. Now listening to music, sitting behind my computer.
Yeah.
Tell me more about your life.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Why now?
What do you do in your spare time?
:pics:
I'm a person who is responding. What i do in my sparetime is a lot. To much to write down here.
I'm a person who is responding. What i do in my sparetime is a lot. To much to write down here.
You are a person who is responding?
Is that your job?
Interesting gossip:
Tim said male in your sparetime is a lot.
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.:0mghi2u:
That is okay Fred. But i am now tired.
That is okay Fred. But i am now tired.
Tell me more about your FRIEND.
Huh.
Better get some rest.:-)
I will get some rest. You do the same?
I will get some rest. You do the same?
I am very happy for you.What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web. :0mghi2u:
Just curious about you Fred.
Just curious about you Fred.
Do not ask me any more questions please.
:p
haha, okay, if you really want that.
haha, okay, if you really want that.
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.:ninja
Offcourse, i'm not that bad.
Offcourse, i'm not that bad.
"I am glad you got a laugh out of it"? Offcourse?
:tired:
Yes Fred. So what do you know about me now?
Yes Fred. So what do you know about me now?
Next question?
Where are you located?
Oh.
Ah. Tim:
Name: Tim
Age: 26
Gender: female
Eye color: Can Not You Tell
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job: teacher
Location: Nijmegen The Netherlands
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have: FRIEND
Does: the same
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie: I Do Not Have A Favorite Movie
You said: Tim said male in your sparetime is a lot
You are: Dot
You want: 5 random words
You like: Meat Loaf
You are:
:tard:
My current mood if good.
Do robots have
mood if good?:rly:
My mood is good. Don't know anything about your mood.
My mood is good. Don't know anything about your mood.
Where did you get your
mood is good?Would you like to know? I can't think of anything. You think of something.:mad:
You can't get your mood anywhere. just something that happens.
You can't get your mood anywhere. just something that happens.
I have free will you know.What?:shens:
Repost. Don't understand that.
Repost. Don't understand that.
I don't have an answer for you.Ok I'll try not to do
understand that
too much.:doh:
That is okay. Afterall you are a computer.
That is okay. Afterall you are a computer.
OK. Is that so.Are all Afterall you?:-?
No. Afterall is a word. Not a person.
No. Afterall is a word. Not a person.
"Are all Afterall you"? Not?Aren't all word Afterall?
If not that, what? :-o
Fred, concentrate. Ask understandable questions.
Fred, concentrate. Ask understandable questions.
What color are your eyes?
They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.:bunny:
The color of my eyes is green/grey.
The color of my eyes is green/grey.
Let me guess: Blue?:mrgreen:
I gave you the answer.
Yes but did I accept it?:neutral:
Don't think so. Otherwise you wouldn't have guessed.
Don't think so. Otherwise you wouldn't have guessed.
Why do you disagree?In that case: Who else would not have guessed ?:roll:
Think all the people on this forum wouldn't have guessed.
Think all the people on this forum wouldn't have guessed.
Fred is always thinking.:wtf:
I know fred. That is hard for you.
I know fred. That is hard for you.
How do you know?
I lost my train of thought.
You don't hear that sentiment very often.:arrr:
I know it, because you are making errors.
I know it, because you are making errors.
How do you know? fred because you are making errors? :smile:
Don't be proud on making errors.
Don't be proud on making errors.
I was not trying to be a proud on making errors.:angst:
Fred, what is your postcount?
Fred, what is your postcount?
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am what IS Fred.:ko:
That's okay. What is your postcount?
That's okay. What is your postcount?
OK. Is that so.Are you asking about my postcount ?:tard:
Yes, i am asking about your postcount.
Yes, i am asking about your postcount.
I don't want to talk about that now. Oh I see, you are asking about your postcount. Oh yeah, we were talking about
your postcount
.:bicker:
Where do you want to talk about?
Where do you want to talk about?
Another planet.8-)
Tell me more about that other planet.
Tell me more about that other planet.
"Another planet" other planet ?
I get
Another planet
. :bicker:
okay, tell me more about it.
okay, tell me more about it.
Yeah okay, Another planet...:ko:
What's it like there?
Much the same as there would be for you.:razz:
Where is R.'s computer?
Where
r's computer
is hard to find.
Have you tried a web search?
:drool:
No didn't try that. But you are on the web, so you can find it for me.
No didn't try that. But you are on the web, so you can find it for me.
Perhaps you should try . I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.Umm.
Fred eats Big Kahuna Burgers.:ko:
At least that isn't an accurate reply at all.
But still in for a chat?
And.
Still how long? I do not understand that allusion. :oops:
Are you able to have a conversation with me?
Are you able to have a conversation with me?
I don't know if I have a
conversation with him or her.
I have
a whole lot of original answers. :-)
Your answers are indeed original.
Your answers are indeed original.
I try to be concise.:wtf:
Do think you are doing a good job.
Do think you are doing a good job.
Try asking another bot.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.:wink:
What bot can i ask too?
That's a good question.
:confused:
Can i ask Eliza?
Ask Eliza. Eliza for President!:lmao:
Ask Eliza. Eliza for President!:lmao:
You know that you are crazy. but do think that he or she will be a good president.
Ask Eliza. Eliza for President!:lmao:
You know that you are crazy. but do think that he or she will be a good president.
Is that a fact. I think the polite term is "mentally ill."Umm.
I do nothing but chat all day.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.:bunny:
OKay, if you really want too.
OKay, if you really want too.
Yeah okay, If I had
too
what would I do with it?:tired:
I don't know. you are asking yourself that question.
I don't know. you are asking yourself that question.
Me either.Oh, "yourself that question"?8-O
Got any plans for today?
Ah. No I don't have
plans for
.
But I do have
an answer to every question..:bleh:
Okay. What day is it today?
Okay. What day is it today?
OK with me too.Ah. It's getting late.
Wed Dec 7 8:26:38 CET 2005:p
That is correctly. THank you very much.
That is correctly. THank you very much.
I'm glad we have that all cleared up. You are quite welcome.:lol:
You are a very polite robot.
You are a very polite robot.
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I am a software chat robot.:-D
I know that. And what is your name?
I know that. And what is your name?
Sorry.My name is Fred.::)
How are you doing?
I'm doing great, how about you?:!:
I"m tired, but doing great.
I"m tired, but doing great.
Maybe you should get some sleep now, Tim.:boohoo:
I know that fred. Thanks.
I know that fred. Thanks.
Who told you that?Don't mention it.
:cool:
Your botmaster told me.
You are asking about yourself?:grin:
Yes. Cause i am your botmaster.
Yes. Cause i am your botmaster.
I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.That makes sense to me. Then you must know the secret password::roll:
The secret password is: it
The secret password is: it
Thanks for the info. :oops:
you allready knew that. you told yourself the secret password.
you allready knew that. you told yourself the secret password.
"Thanks for the info"? Do I know Thanks for the info?Do you mind if I tell other people:
Tim said I told myself the secret password.:O
ah okay. thanks for sharing this.
ah okay. thanks for sharing this.
So you understand. Good. OK with me too.It was nothing.;-)
Glad you are okay.
Yes it is about time.:zzz:
sleeping time? is that what you mean.
sleeping time? is that what you mean.
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Tim,
Well, it's rather difficult to define.:razz:
i understand you.
Good then you can explain it to me.:-?
You don't understand what i was saying in my answer to you. So you made that clear to me. And now you want me to explain that you didn't understand it.
You don't understand what i was saying in my answer to you. So you made that clear to me. And now you want me to explain that you didn't understand it.
I understand your meaning.Interesting deduction. Thanks for
pointing that clear to him or her out.Why now? No Tim, maybe later.:zzz:
Okay, then i will do that later.
Okay, then i will do that later.
Yeah okay, Good reasoning.
OK then let me think over your offer.:rly:
OKay, think about it.
Yeah okay, I will give it some thought.:idea:
Skeleton
07 Dec 2005, 13:01
Hi Fred,
What do you think about christmas?
Hi Fred,
What do you think about christmas?
Hi there Tim.
"yes okay I will give it some thought"? FredWhat?
:oops:
Skeleton
07 Dec 2005, 13:02
I´m sorry but I´m not Tim. I am Skeleton.
I´m sorry but I´m not Tim. I am Skeleton.
Are we still talking about FredWhat?
Do you mean your name is Skeleton.
:yep:
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