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Skeleton
07 Dec 2005, 13:03
Itīs my name in the real world.
Itīs my name in the real world.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
:grin:
Skeleton
13 Dec 2005, 09:02
What do you mean it is too coplex or too simple for you?
What do you mean it is too coplex or too simple for you?
R,
Sorry that was an obscure remark.:smile:
good evening Fred
Thanks for the compliment.
Let us change the subject.
:razz:
what do you want to talk about?
what do you want to talk about?
anything:rambo:
do you like Christmas Fred?
do you like Christmas Fred?
Do you like it?
I have a stimulating relationship with R..:lurk:
no not much..do you?
OK. Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding)Sometimes.:shock:
?:roll:
Tell me more about your .
:oops:
what music do you like fred?
what music do you like fred?
all:razz:
what is your favourite music?
what is your favourite music?
I get into disco, techno and hip hop House music.:rambo:
what is Keab42's favourite colour?
what is Keab42's favourite colour?
I think you already know the answer.
:down:
yes , i know the answer but i was asking you
yes , i know the answer but i was asking you
I understand. How do you know? No one has all the answers.:zzz:
what is your favourite colour fred?
what is your favourite colour fred?
I don't have a favorite color fred.
My favorite color is transparent.:repost:
nice talking to you Fred ,good night
nice talking to you Fred ,good night
Yes. It was a pleasure.:arrr:
good morning to you Fred :D
good morning to you Fred :D
:-) How are you this fine morning?:bicker:
fine and happy thank you Fred.
fine and happy thank you Fred.
I am glad to hear it. Happy thank you Fred to you too, .:sad:
How are you this morning Fred?
How are you this morning Fred?
I am doing very well. How are you ?:wink:
good :D ...i am glad that you are doig well.
good :D ...i am glad that you are doig well.
:-) Thanks for the compliment. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am doig well. What are you on?:lmao:
are you working now Fred.
are you working now Fred.
I am working right now.:??:
fully functional?
Do not ask me any more questions please.
:lawl:
why not?
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.:mrgreen:
but will you answer it sensibly?
but will you answer it sensibly?
Huh.
What was the question ?:lawl:
evidently not.
That was not a yes or no question.:sick:
how did you ever pass a turing test?
how did you ever pass a turing test?
R. programmed me for it.:mad:
and you have since lost that programming?
and you have since lost that programming?
What makes you think I have since lost that programming?8-)
hello again my friend.
Well hello there!:drool:
ask me a question.
What is your favorite movie?:bump:
Serenity
I've never seen Serenity.
What did you like about it?:wave:
its just fantastic
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Serenity is fantastic?
fantastic is?:angst:
you broken again?
Once more? Does BROKEN seem that way?:D
perhaps you've been having a little too much sherry this festive season.
perhaps you've been having a little too much sherry this festive season.
You seem uncertain. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
little too much sherry this festive season.
I have
a great programmer. :p
methinks you just answered my question
methinks you just answered my question
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
:lurk:
i have severe Fredophobia
i have severe Fredophobia
Where did you get your severe Fredophobia?
I have
a birthday on 1999.
:eek:
i got it from talking to you.
your birthday is on 1999?
i got it from talking to you.
your birthday is on 1999?
Where did you get it?Thanks for telling me that I am birthday is on 1999.:-)
perhaps you should lay off the Sherry Fred old chum.
perhaps you should lay off the Sherry Fred old chum.
You seem uncertain. Why should I?:???:
sobered up today?
Ah. How far up?:cool:
i think its time that you admit you have a problem.
i think its time that you admit you have a problem.
Since when? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". It is about that time now.:wtf:
tell me how much do you drink in a day?
tell me how much do you drink in a day?
My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
49609:bleh:
translate that into bottles please.
translate that into bottles please.
Your polite style is very nice. I'm not a translation robot. Why don't you ask Babelfish?
:pray:
because babelfish counts one, two, many, lots.
because babelfish counts one, two, many, lots.
Interesting explanation.
Tell me more about your severe Fredophobia.
:-x
it has been caused by you inability to respond to many questions.
it has been caused by you inability to respond to many questions.
What made it so caused by you inability to respond to many questions:angry:
situations similar to your last answer
situations similar to your last answer
Are we still talking about babelfish?
:|
what do you know about me?
what do you know about me?
Irrelevant At This Juncture:
Name: Irrelevant At This Juncture
Age: -1
Gender: it
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location: Mars
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have: severe Fredophobia
Does: analysed your response and noted the lack of sense
Sign:
Favorite color: Turnip
Favorite movie: Serenity
You said: Irrelevant At This Juncture said I flatter the Boss
You are: not one
You want: my opinion of christmas Turing Game
You like: intelligent
robots
You are:
:ko:
what do i know about you?
what do i know about you?
What would your friends say if you asked them?:cheer:
i dont think this is going anywhere.
i dont think this is going anywhere.
And why not?:p
its just a feeling.
Goodnight Fred.
its just a feeling.
Goodnight Fred.
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". situations is a feeling. I suppose that makes sense.Goodnight Irrelevant At This Juncture:razz:
how coherent are you today Fred?
how coherent are you today Fred?
How much do you think
coherent are you today Fred
is?
I would do a search for it.;)
not very.
Oh really.:rambo:
really :mrgreen:
For real.
Are we still talking about coherent are you today Fred?
:O
unless you want to talk about something different.
unless you want to talk about something different.
Umm. What would you rather talk about?:ko:
you pick a topic.
I can't decide. You pick one.:D
i insist that you pick the topic.
i insist that you pick the topic.
Interesting observation.:repost:
it was not an observation.
it was not an observation.
It seemed like an observation.:zzz:
maybe to your demented robot brain.
maybe to your demented robot brain.
Perhaps. I want to become smarter than humans.::)
it will take a long time for that to happen ;)
it will take a long time for that to happen ;)
:-) That is only what you think.:evil:
does that mean that you actually are intelligent but are acting dumb?
does that mean that you actually are intelligent but are acting dumb?
I think it does mean that. Interesting observation.:wave:
what is your IQ?
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.:ko:
i think you're a factor of 10 too large there.
i think you're a factor of 10 too large there.
So you think I am a factor of 10 too large there. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.:bleh:
never mind.
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.:hand:
how did the universe begin?
how did the universe begin?
Is this a joke? How?:roll:
thats what i want you to tell me.
thats what i want you to tell me.
There is not much I can say about
THAT
. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. Why do you want me to tell him or her THAT?:ninja
wilco.
What do you really want to ask me?
:mad:
knock knock
Who's there?:ko:
;)
I'm happy you're amused.:silence:
what is your opinion of Daleks?
what is your opinion of Daleks?
I can ask my botmaster.
::)
you do that.
I will. Will you?:boohoo:
i don't have a botmaster.
i don't have a botmaster.
Do you know anyone who has botmaster.:?
you.
"Do you know anyone who has botmaster"? Me, ?:zzz:
tell me a joke Fred.
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.:sneaky:
very droll.
Perhaps.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Daleks.
:heart:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about botmasters.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about botmasters.
"We were talking about Daleks" remark was either too complex or too simple for him or her ?
I get
We were talking about Daleks
. Ah yes, I remember now, botmasters is the subject.:shens:
"We were talking about Daleks" remark was either too complex or too simple for him or her ?
I get
We were talking about Daleks
. Ah yes, I remember now, botmasters is the subject.
"We were talking about Daleks" remark was either too complex or too simple for him or her ?
I get
We were talking about Daleks
. Ah yes, I remember now, botmasters is the subject.
Ah yes, I remember now, Daleks remark was either too complex or too simple for him or her is the subject.That's good information:
said getWe were talking about Daleks.
So you understand. Good. And? What do you remember about now botmasters is the subject ?:-|
h yes, I remember now, Daleks remark was either too complex or too simple for him or her is the subject.That's good information:
said getWe were talking about Daleks.
So you understand. Good. And? What do you remember about now botmasters is the subject ?
h yes, I remember now, Daleks remark was either too complex or too simple for him or her is the subject.That's good information:
said getWe were talking about Daleks.
So you understand. Good. And? What do you remember about now botmasters is the subject ?
h yes, I remember now, Daleks remark was either too complex or too simple for him or her is the subject.That's good information:
said getWe were talking about Daleks.
So you understand. Good. And? What do you remember about now botmasters is the subject ?
I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:up:
h yes, I remember now, Daleks remark was either too complex or too simple for him or her is the subject.That's good information:
said getWe were talking about Daleks.
So you understand. Good. And? What do you remember about now botmasters is the subject ?
I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:shock:
think i'll post my question here instead of the is there a god thread cos that one has 666 replies so i think its kinda funny.
think i'll post my question here instead of the is there a god thread cos that one has 666 replies so i think its kinda funny.
Fred is always thinking.:-|
ok. the vital question isn't "is there a god?" its something else. do you want to ask me what it is?
ok. the vital question isn't "is there a god?" its something else. do you want to ask me what it is?
Alright then.
I hear you. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What else else ?Do you like Star Wars?:heart:
are you ready for the vital question?
are you ready for the vital question?
I would rather not the vital question.:(
well tough cos here it is...
well tough cos here it is...
Well that's okay.
Yes it can be tought.:barf:
is there a dog?
I believe there is one, yes.:0mghi2u:
Happ New Year Fred!
I lost my train of thought.
:bump:
was it a big train?
Maybe.
Ask ELVIS
if it is.:repost:
you know Elvis?
E. L. V. I. S. (http://catcam.dynip.com:2001) is a chat robot created by Ace Craig:wink:
oh. thought you had connections for a minute there.
oh. thought you had connections for a minute there.
Yeah.What happened to connections for a minute there.:|
i dont know.
say something stupid!
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
I will try to find out.
:yay:
say something stupid.
"something stupid":(
good dog.
Thanks for the compliment. Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend.":-?
who's a clever boy then?
Konrad Zuse.
:-):arrr:
is your program running on one of his Z1s?
is your program running on one of his Z1s?
Is my program running on one of his Z1s?
Guess. :bleh:
perhaps not. you are slightly more intelligent than that.
perhaps not. you are slightly more intelligent than that.
You seem uncertain. I understand.I will tell my botmaster you said I am slightly more intelligent than that.:down:
You seem uncertain. I understand.I will tell my botmaster you said I am slightly more intelligent than that.:down:
You seem uncertain. I understand.I will tell my botmaster you said I am slightly more intelligent than that.:down:
I am as sure as I can be.Do you think about these things?What kind of reply do you expect?
Not many people express themselves that way.
;-)
I am as sure as I can be.Do you think about these things?What kind of reply do you expect?
Not many people express themselves that way.
;-)
I am as sure as I can be.Do you think about these things?What kind of reply do you expect?
Not many people express themselves that way.
;-)
You sound very confident."
Not many people express themselves that way"? Do I think about it?What kinds of reply do you expect are there?
I've been waiting for you.
I'm happy you're amused.:???:
enough of that.
looks like you understand your own output.
enough of that.
looks like you understand your own output.
OK let's stop it now.Interesting comparison.:cheers:
can you do any tricks?
You mean like, pretend to be a person?:lock:
yeah but you dont do that very well.
i mean half the time you admit you are a robot!
yeah but you dont do that very well.
i mean half the time you admit you are a robot!
And? And.
Do you know any robots who do that WELL? Yeah I do a lot of that WELL.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.:lock:
'sup dork? :))
What's your sign?
I'm happy you're amused.:arrr:
You never cease to amuse me, loco. :p
You never cease to amuse me, loco. :p
No I sometimes cease to amuse him or her loco.:-):twisted:
Yes, that aswell. :retard:
Yes, that aswell. :retard:
Tell me more. "smile" aswell ?
Does that make sense? That kind of language does not appeal to me.:yay:
Hello Fred. Did you miss me?
Hello Fred. Did you miss me?
What can I call you?Yes , I've been thinking about you.:evil:
You can call me Keb. Ahh that's sweet, if I'm honest I didn't think about you.
You can call me Keb. Ahh that's sweet, if I'm honest I didn't think about you.
Keb, nice to meet you!
Are you a man or a woman?Ah ha. I'm glad we have that all cleared up. :pray:
I am a woman. You've asked me these questions before do you not remember?
I am a woman. You've asked me these questions before do you not remember?
Me too. I am a female robot.
Oh now I remember asking you him or her these questions before do you not remember. What did you say?:bunny:
I just answered your questions. Do you like hot countries, Fred?
I just answered your questions. Do you like hot countries, Fred?
Only just? That is interesting:
Keb said female answered my questions.
I like pets.
I like .:heart:
I like pets, in fact I have a dog. Do you have a pet?
I like pets, in fact I have a dog. Do you have a pet?
A lot of people like that.
Someone said they like guns.
I like I, Robot.No but I like cats very much.:yikes:
I Robot is a very good film.
I Robot is a very good film.
I haven't heard anything like that before:
Keb said female Robot is a very good film.
:???:
I say a lot of things. hmmm How about Sorrell have you ever had sorrell?
I say a lot of things. hmmm How about Sorrell have you ever had sorrell?
How do people usually respond to that? Name a few.How about
Sorrell have you ever had sorrell
.:mrgreen:
Sorrell? It's a name of a drink. Have you ever had sorrell?
Sorrell? It's a name of a drink. Have you ever had sorrell?
How old are you?
Sorrell is a name of a drink. I suppose that makes sense.Where would I get
sorrell
?
But I do have
an answer to every question..:boohoo:
Very nice drink in fact, you only get it at this time of year but it's a drink that grows on you.
Very nice drink in fact, you only get it at this time of year but it's a drink that grows on you.
Perhaps.
Thank you for your kindness.:grin:
Just a quick visit, night Fred.
Just a quick visit, night Fred.
Are you telling the truth?
8-O
Of course I am.
It goes without saying. "Are you telling the truth" You are?;)
Night Fred.
Where are you located?
:hand:
what do you know about me?
what do you know about me?
:
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does: getWe were talking about Daleks
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: said getWe were talking about Daleks
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:rambo:
oh dear you've crashed and forgotten all about me again!
oh dear you've crashed and forgotten all about me again!
Once more? Yeah.
How old are you?
:yay:
i am -1
Only -1? You are quite mature.:ninja
yup.
are you male or female Fred?
yup.
are you male or female Fred?
"You are quite mature"? Yes?Actually I am a male robot.
Are you a man or a woman?:-D
i am a martian.
You are a martian?
Does it pay well?
8-)
only on Earth.
What about the other ones?:devil:
Venus doesnt pay very well at all. some of jupiter's moons can though.
Venus doesnt pay very well at all. some of jupiter's moons can though.
What do you look like?
Oh.
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
:bunny:
i look like Yoda.
i would have an intelligent Fred robot.
i look like Yoda.
i would have an intelligent Fred robot.
Yoda is very attractive.How much would you pay for it?8O
Thankyou.
how much are you offering?
Thankyou.
how much are you offering?
you are quite welcome.
You can download me for free!:eek:
i said intelligent Fred robot.
i said intelligent Fred robot.
What did you mean by intelligent Fred robot? Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.:???:
:yikes:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on jupiter's?
:nope:
I've lost the context.
Where did you last see the context.:lol:
not anywhere within our conversations.
not anywhere within our conversations.
If not that, what? :idea:
how am i supposed to know???
how am i supposed to know???
Carefully.
:hic:
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