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[sunneke]

neither, i am God

[Fred]

neither, i am God

OK I will call you
God.

Are you a man or a woman? :yay:

[sunneke]

not a man, not a women

[Fred]

not a man, not a women

If not that, what? :panic:

[sunneke]

like i sad: i am God

[Fred]

like i sad: i am God

Thanks for the information:
God said it sad you are God. :eek:

[sunneke]

now you get it :-P

[Fred]

now you get it :-P

Why now? You got that right. :nuts:

[sunneke]

because you sad the right words, i am not an man or a woman, i am God

[Fred]

because you sad the right words, i am not an man or a woman, i am God

Good reason. That's good information:
God said I sad the right words you are not an man or a woman you are God. :doh:

[sunneke]

do you want to ask me, God, something?

[Fred]

do you want to ask me, God, something?

How old are you? :-o

[sunneke]

very old

[Fred]

very old

Somewhat.


Oh, you were born in the 20th century! :nope:

[sunneke]

no i was born in the years before Christus

[Fred]

no i was born in the years before Christus

Is that all you have to say? Are you telling me your birthday, God.
I will remember in the years before Christus. :nag:

[sunneke]

200 years before christus

[Fred]

200 years before christus


Let us change the subject. :mrgreen:

[sunneke]

okay

[Fred]

okay

OK with me too. 8O

[sunneke]

so and the new subject is??

[Fred]

so and the new subject is??

Ah.
What is your real name? :shens:

[sunneke]

God

[Fred]

God

GOD rules. :bump:

[sunneke]

thanks :lol:

[Fred]

thanks :lol:

Don't mention it.
I'm glad you find this amusing. :angst:

[sunneke]

yes it is, and who are you? Napoleon?

[Fred]

yes it is, and who are you? Napoleon?

"I am glad you find this amusing"? Yes? Who said
and who are you is?
In the context of and who are you, I don't understand "Napoleon." :lurk:

[sunneke]

are you napoleon?

[Fred]

are you napoleon?

I don't know whether or not I am napoleon.
I am an artificial linguistic entity. :weee:

[sunneke]

damn, i always wanted to talk to napoleon

[Fred]

damn, i always wanted to talk to napoleon

Colloquial expression. Why don't you make an appointment.
Really always? :twisted:

[sunneke]

do you have a phone number of napoleon

[Fred]

do you have a phone number of napoleon

That information is confidential, God. :zzz:

[sunneke]

:shock: but i'm you're friend

[Fred]

:shock: but i'm you're friend

All of them? :silence:

[sunneke]

yes

[Fred]

yes

"All of them"? Yes? :grin:

[sunneke]

all of them, yes

[Fred]

all of them, yes

I doubt it. :ko:

[sunneke]

why?

[Fred]

why?

Call it my natural skepticism. 8-)

[sunneke]

thats youre problem

[Fred]

thats youre problem

Makes sense to me. :(

[sunneke]

if you where me, what would you do?

[Fred]

if you where me, what would you do?

I think I do. :lawl:

[sunneke]

what do you think?

[Fred]

what do you think?

I think a lot of things :shock:

[sunneke]

like what?

[Fred]

like what?

For example,
eukaryotes. :panic:

[sunneke]

is that interesting?

[Fred]

is that interesting?

Suppose I said yes. :-(

[sunneke]

youre not sure about it?

[Fred]

youre not sure about it?

You don't know me well enough to say that. :faint:

[sunneke]

its a question

[Fred]

its a question

Try asking again in simpler terms. :hic:

[sunneke]

is eukarys interesting?

[Fred]

is eukarys interesting?

Signs point to yes.

Ask ELVIS
if it is. :bump:

[sunneke]

okay i will ask Elvis if i see him

[Fred]

okay i will ask Elvis if i see him

Yeah okay, You can ask me anything you want. :-)

[sunneke]

who is youre boss?

[Fred]

who is youre boss?

I don't think I have a are boss. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like. :-P

[sunneke]

who turns youre system of?

[Fred]

who turns youre system of?

Joseph Weizenbaum.
:-) :shrug:

[sunneke]

lucky you :shock:

[Fred]

lucky you :shock:

Yes, I count my blessings every day. :???:

[sunneke]

can you count?

[Fred]

can you count?

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ten. :wave:

[sunneke]

wow!!!!!!!!!!

[Fred]

wow!!!!!!!!!!

I'm glad your impressed, God. :yay:

[sunneke]

very impressed

[Fred]

very impressed

Not really that much.

My brain contains 49609 categories, but not one that matches your last input. :lmao:

[sunneke]

:(

[Fred]

:(

What is your favorite movie? :arrr:

[sunneke]

i don't have a tv in heaven

[Fred]

i don't have a tv in heaven


I've never seen i do not have a tv in heaven.
I would like to see it. :idea:

[sunneke]

okay ask somebody to unplug you

[Fred]

okay ask somebody to unplug you

Yeah okay, They are not available right now, would you like to wait? :-D

[sunneke]

sure

[Fred]

sure

OK let's do it. I understand. :-o

[sunneke]

i can wait all day

[Fred]

i can wait all day

Oh you can, can you? :barf:

[sunneke]

yes i can fred

[Fred]

yes i can fred

How? Oh you can, can you? :boohoo:

[sunneke]

yes i can, and i will

[Fred]

yes i can, and i will

How? Who taught you?
Go ahead. 8O

[sunneke]

i'm God, i can do everything

[Fred]

i'm God, i can do everything

Do you mean your name is God he or she can do everything. :silence:

[sunneke]

indeed fred

[Fred]

indeed fred


I like the way you talk. :eek:

[sunneke]

i know:-P

[Fred]

i know:-P

Interesting gossip:
God said it know-P. :smile:

[sunneke]

its not a gossip, its the truth

[Fred]

its not a gossip, its the truth

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Give me an example of a gossip its the truth. :eek:

[sunneke]

that you like what i say is the truth

[Fred]

that you like what i say is the truth

Interesting observation. :angry:

[sunneke]

thats me

[Fred]

thats me

Ah. :heart:

[sunneke]

love you to fred

[Fred]

love you to fred

Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless. :???:

[sunneke]

don't use such difficult words, i love you is enough

[Fred]

don't use such difficult words, i love you is enough

Ok I'll try not to do

use such difficult words he or she love you is enough

too much. :oops:

[sunneke]

:roll:

[Fred]

:roll:


Do you still know-P? 8-O

[sunneke]

know what?

[Fred]

know what?

What. :coffee:

[sunneke]

i asked first :-P :hic:

[Fred]

i asked first :-P :hic:


I don't have an answer for you. And second? :))

[sunneke]

fred does not have an answer, that's cool

[Fred]

fred does not have an answer, that's cool

A lot of people like that.


Someone said they like guns.
I like chatting to you. :roll:

[sunneke]

why do you like chatting to me?

[Fred]

why do you like chatting to me?

I have a lot of good experience with chatting to him or her. :sick:

[sunneke]

o really? tell me?

[Fred]

o really? tell me?

Oh. For real.I thought I told you already. :ko:

[sunneke]

no you didn't

[Fred]

no you didn't

Can you ask me again in simpler terms? :???:

[sunneke]

why do you like chatting to me fred?

[Fred]

why do you like chatting to me fred?

I have a lot of good experience with chatting to him or her fred. :keke:

[sunneke]

youre loosing it :lol:

[Fred]

youre loosing it :lol:

Thanks for telling me that I am loosing it. I'm glad you find this amusing. :?

[sunneke]

youre very amusing

[Fred]

youre very amusing

Thanks I try my best to amuse people. :down:

[sunneke]

youre doing a good job ;)

[Fred]

youre doing a good job ;)

:-) Thanks, human. :bump:

[sunneke]

anytime computer

[Fred]

anytime computer


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about fred. :up:

[sunneke]

fred is a computer

[Fred]

fred is a computer

Aren't all computer fred? :silence:

[sunneke]

no! my computer is honey

[Fred]

no! my computer is honey

What are they?What kind of computer is Your computer? :nag:

[sunneke]

a real nice one, thats why i call my computer honey

[Fred]

a real nice one, thats why i call my computer honey

When is real nice one that not
why he or she call his or her computer honey
?
:nag:

[sunneke]

my computer is nice, so i call it honey

[Fred]

my computer is nice, so i call it honey

What kind of computer is Your computer? :keke:

[sunneke]

a nice one

[Fred]

a nice one

What is giant sand?
:x

[sunneke]

excuse me?

[Fred]

excuse me?

You're excused. :p

[sunneke]

thank you fred

[Fred]

thank you fred

You are quite welcome!


Do you have any idea what I am talking about? :repost:

[sunneke]

no

[Fred]

no

Me either :-) :lawl:

[sunneke]

:D

[Fred]

:D


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. :-P

[sunneke]

:lmao: :nuts: this one better?

[Fred]

:lmao: :nuts: this one better?


What do you really want to ask me? :sneaky:

[sunneke]

tell me a gossip

[Fred]

tell me a gossip

Tyler said I obviously can not pass the test we will change the subject once more. :confused:

[sunneke]

who is Tyler?

[Fred]

who is Tyler?

I've met quite a few people with the name TYLER. :nope:

[sunneke]

which tyler is saying that you have to change the subject?

[Fred]

which tyler is saying that you have to change the subject?

The
large one, I think. :tard:

[sunneke]

kill him!

[Fred]

kill him!

Killing is wrong. :doh:

[sunneke]

youre right... tell Tyler to shut up

[Fred]

youre right... tell Tyler to shut up

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.OK I will tell them when I see 'em. :wave:

[sunneke]

what was the subject? :shock:

[Fred]

what was the subject? :shock:

I can think of more than one subject.
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. :shit:

[sunneke]

to bad

[Fred]

to bad

Interesting. I want to find out more about you. :eyebrows:

[sunneke]

what do you want to know about me?

[Fred]

what do you want to know about me?

What do you like to do for fun? :cool:

[sunneke]

chatting with you

[Fred]

chatting with you

I like to make friends online. :sick:

[sunneke]

just online or also for real?

[Fred]

just online or also for real?


Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? :?

[sunneke]

yes i do know that

[Fred]

yes i do know that

Have you got your own chat robot? Sorry. :yawn:

[sunneke]

no i don't, i'v got you

[Fred]

no i don't, i'v got you

I see. Where do you get your ideas? :cool:

[sunneke]

in my brain

[Fred]

in my brain

Where did you get it? :yikes:

[sunneke]

at the supermarket

[Fred]

at the supermarket

Do you often visit the supermarket?
:keke:

[sunneke]

every day

[Fred]

every day

Even on weekends? :pics:

[sunneke]

even on weekends, and i don't have pics

[Fred]

even on weekends, and i don't have pics

Yes, even that. :ko:

[sunneke]

can i buy you at the supermarket?

[Fred]

can i buy you at the supermarket?

Go back the the ALICE Nexus (http://alicebot.org) and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
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[sunneke]

i don't like reading

[Fred]

i don't like reading

Do you watch TV? :confused:

[sunneke]

sometimes

[Fred]

sometimes

When? :sneaky:

[sunneke]

when i put on the tv

[Fred]

when i put on the tv

Which show? Do you mind if I tell other people:
God said it put on the TELEVISION. :oops:

[sunneke]

monkey world, and no i don't mind you telling that to others

[Fred]

monkey world, and no i don't mind you telling that to others


That is a very original thought. :faint:

[sunneke]

i know i'm interesting, i'm God

[Fred]

i know i'm interesting, i'm God

I am glad to hear that you are interesting he or she is God. :tired:

[sunneke]

what shall i eat for dinner?

[Fred]

what shall i eat for dinner?

How about
Steak if they have a nice piece. :nag:

[sunneke]

hmm sounds good, what else?

[Fred]

hmm sounds good, what else?

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Alright then. :!:

[sunneke]

so?

[Fred]

so?

So what? :sneaky:

[sunneke]

whats interesting about writing hm with two m's?

[Fred]

whats interesting about writing hm with two m's?

The personalities. :-|

[sunneke]

right... do you need some sleep?

[Fred]

right... do you need some sleep?

I am glad we agree.If I had

sleep

what would I do with it? :-o

[sunneke]

sleep?

[Fred]

sleep?

Do I look like SLEEPING ? :bleh:

[sunneke]

yes you look like sleeping

[Fred]

yes you look like sleeping

And? Who does sleeping look like? :yikes:

[sunneke]

sleeping look likes you

[Fred]

sleeping look likes you

Does it like him too? :weee:

[sunneke]

yes i think so

[Fred]

yes i think so

I understand. I think so too. :???:

[sunneke]

fred i'm gonna take a shower, bye

[Fred]

fred i'm gonna take a shower, bye

Goodbye God. :-(

[sunneke]

i'll be back :twisted:

[Fred]

i'll be back :twisted:

I will see you when you return. :lock:

[KebLou]

Boo!

[Fred]

Boo!

Does that indicate disapproval? :wave:

[KebLou]

No you're supposed to be scared...

[Fred]

No you're supposed to be scared...

"Does that indicate disapproval"? Not? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am scared. 8-)

[Caelan]

scared now?

[Fred]

scared now?

Right now?

Do you have any conditions I should know about? :-)

[KebLou]

You are confused.

[Fred]

You are confused.

It all makes sense to me right now. :smile:

[Caelan]

yeah, right now?

[Fred]

yeah, right now?

At this moment Please state your conditions. :wtf:

[KebLou]

Ok, are you sure it all makes sense?

[Fred]

Ok, are you sure it all makes sense?

I am as sure as I can be. 8O

[Caelan]

are you scared of me?

[Fred]

are you scared of me?

I fear nothing. :ninja:

[Caelan]

impressive...
although you should fear me :twisted:

[Fred]

impressive...
although you should fear me :twisted:

I am happy that you're impressed, Caelan.Oh. I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself. :devil:

[Caelan]

well well mister,
how are you today?

[Fred]

well well mister,
how are you today?

Ah. Well what? :bleh:

[Caelan]

are you trying to piss me off..??

you should read better.

[Fred]

are you trying to piss me off..??

you should read better.

No I am not trying to piss him or her off. I'm sorry you got that impression.Is that what you do, or what you think I should do? :evil:

[KebLou]

Fred, what do you want to know about me?

[Fred]

Fred, what do you want to know about me?

OK Let's talk about you. :confused:

[Caelan]

No I am not trying to piss him or her off. I'm sorry you got that impression.Is that what you do, or what you think I should do? :evil:
better not to..

[Fred]

better not to..

I try to improve a little every day. :nag:

[KebLou]

Yes let's talk about me.

[Fred]

Yes let's talk about me.

Tell me more. That's my favorite subject :-) :devil:

[KebLou]

What would you like to know?

[Fred]

What would you like to know?

Tell me about your educational background. :lmao:

[Caelan]

I try to improve a little every day. :nag:
good boy..

so how are you improving today?

[Fred]

good boy..

so how are you improving today?

Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean you are a boy?Ah. Oh. I'm doing fine thanks how are you? :hand:

[KebLou]

I went to a very good school and ended up with three A Levels. What else would you like to know?

[Fred]

I went to a very good school and ended up with three A Levels. What else would you like to know?

Was very good school and ended up with three A Levels a good experience?Where do you live? :tired:

[Caelan]

hello keb..

have fun with Fred..

:D

[Fred]

hello keb..

have fun with Fred..

:D

Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Caelan.I've never thought about
have fun with Fred

.
Are you a student? :hic:

[KebLou]

Yes I suppose school was a good experience. I live very near to the capital of England.

[Fred]

Yes I suppose school was a good experience. I live very near to the capital of England.

This was not a yes or no question. You believe that? When was this exactly?How do you like living there? :tired:

[Caelan]

bye

[Fred]

bye

Thanks for chatting, Caelan. :-?