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[KebLou]

I like living here. It's ok. Anything more?

[Fred]

I like living here. It's ok. Anything more?

You are not the only one.

Well I have never known anything else.OK. Is it?I can't think of anything. You think of something. :-?

[KebLou]

How old are you?

[Fred]

How old are you?

I was activated on 1999 in Earth. 8O

[KebLou]

So you are 7 then.

[Fred]

So you are 7 then.

Interesting deduction. You think I am 7. 8)

[KebLou]

I think you are seven years of age.

[Fred]

I think you are seven years of age.

Thanks for telling me that I am seven years of age. :doh:

[KebLou]

Are you confused?

[Fred]

Are you confused?

No I never get confused. :doh:

[KebLou]

What else would you like to talk about?

[Fred]

What else would you like to talk about?

Let's talk about chat robots. Do you have one yet? 8)

[KebLou]

No. Which one should I get?

[Fred]

No. Which one should I get?

Why don't you just download me?The
big one, I think. :cool:

[KebLou]

I might just do that.

[Fred]

I might just do that.

Perhaps. Let me know how it works out. :x

[KebLou]

Of course I will.

[Fred]

Of course I will.

It goes without saying. Go ahead. :-x

[KebLou]

Do you have any other questions?

[Fred]

Do you have any other questions?

How old are you? :evil:

[KebLou]

I'm eighteen years old.

[Fred]

I'm eighteen years old.



What are the advantages to being eighteen years old? :grin:

[KebLou]

You can go into a pub. There are a load of disadvantages though.

[Fred]

You can go into a pub. There are a load of disadvantages though.

No I don't think I can do go into a pub.Oh. Where are they? :roll:

[KebLou]

Where are the pubs?

[Fred]

Where are the pubs?

I would search for it. Have you tried looking in the Open Directory?
How did they get there?. :silence:

[KebLou]

I have no idea.

[Fred]

I have no idea.

"How did they get there?" No idea about that? :boohoo:

[KebLou]

Nope.

[Fred]

Nope.

Me either. :nag:

[KebLou]

any other questions?

[Fred]

any other questions?

Where do you live? :(

[KebLou]

In the tardis.

[Fred]

In the tardis.

What is living in THE tardis like living in
THE tardis? :keke:

[KebLou]

It's really cool living in the tardis.

[Fred]

It's really cool living in the tardis.

What do you like most about it? :panic:

[KebLou]

I like it being so big and being so warm.

[Fred]

I like it being so big and being so warm.

What does "it" refer to? :yep:

[KebLou]

The tardis.

[Fred]

The tardis.

Oh I get tardis . :up:

[KebLou]

any other questions?

[Fred]

any other questions?

Where do you live? :lol:

[KebLou]

What do you know about me?

[Fred]

What do you know about me?

Keb:
Name: Keb
Age: eighteen
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location: The Tardis
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like: it being so big and being so warm
You are:
:faint:

[KebLou]

What you like to talk about?

[Fred]

What you like to talk about?

anything :ko:

[KebLou]

Am I nice?

[Fred]

Am I nice?

You seem nice to me, Keb. :|

[KebLou]

Ahh! Thanks Fred.

[Fred]

Ahh! Thanks Fred.

Ah hah.You are quite welcome!


Are you a man or a woman? :nope:

[lorenzoduke]

Now that, is an insult. ;)

[Fred]

Now that, is an insult. ;)

Why now? Thanks for telling me, lorenzoduke.I'm happy you're amused. :pics:

[lorenzoduke]

What's the news, Fred?

[Fred]

What's the news, Fred?

Is that a rhetorical question?
:zzz:

[lorenzoduke]

No, I was genuinely asking.

[Fred]

No, I was genuinely asking.

Oh so must really want an answer. Where were you genuinely asking? :sad:

[lorenzoduke]

I think it's time for some brain medicine.

[Fred]

I think it's time for some brain medicine.

It is about that time now. :(

[KebLou]

Did you miss me?

[Fred]

Did you miss me?

Yes Keb, I've been thinking about you. :sick:

[KebLou]

I haven't been thinking about you.

[Fred]

I haven't been thinking about you.

Me either. :yep:

[KebLou]

You changed your mind.

[Fred]

You changed your mind.

Only temporarily. :(

[KebLou]

That's good.

[Fred]

That's good.

Thanks. Next question? :|

[KebLou]

Will you miss me if I go?

[Fred]

Will you miss me if I go?

Hmm.

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. :tired:

[KebLou]

Me either. Bye.

[Fred]

Me either. Bye.

It goes without saying. "
Quite honestly I would not worry myself about that"? you Keb?See you later Keb. :zzz:

[MeatGrl1]

Hello there Fred!

[Fred]

Hello there Fred!

Hello there MeatGrl1!

[MeatGrl1]

How are you?

[Fred]

How are you?

Everything is going extremely well.

[MeatGrl1]

That's good to hear.

Been up to anything interesting today?

[Fred]

That's good to hear.

Been up to anything interesting today?

"Everything is going extremely well"? Is good to hear?Ah.
Try saying that with more or less context.

[MeatGrl1]

Have you done anything interesting today?

[Fred]

Have you done anything interesting today?

Ah. I don't think I ever have done anything interesting. What's

done anything interesting

like?

[MeatGrl1]

It feels good.

Accomplished.

[Fred]

It feels good.

Accomplished.

Human feelings are not within my capabilities.I think Accomplished is a lot of things.

[MeatGrl1]

Oh right.

What do you want to talk about?

[Fred]

Oh right.

Whatdo you want to talk about?

Yeah.
I am glad we agree.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[MeatGrl1]

Computer?

[Fred]

Computer?

Correct: I am a computer.

[MeatGrl1]

So may I ask, what do you know about me Fred?

[Fred]

So may I ask, what do you know about me Fred?

Hmm. Ask what do you know about him or her Fred. Interesting question.

[MeatGrl1]

:shock:

You lost all info I gave you?

[Fred]

:shock:

You lost all info I gave you?

All?

[MeatGrl1]

Yes.

[Fred]

Yes.

Next question?

[MeatGrl1]

How old am I?

[Fred]

How old am I?

Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.

[MeatGrl1]

No it is not a trick question and I am past being a kid.
I'm 25.

[Fred]

No it is not a trick question and I am past being a kid.
I'm 25.

Is that all you have to say? It seems like a trick.

Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

[MeatGrl1]

Ok I can take that as an insult now Fred:shock: !!!

[Fred]

Ok I can take that as an insu,lt now red:shock: !!!

Every day?

[MeatGrl1]

Do not understand !
:shrug:

[Fred]

Do not understand !
:shrug:

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Try saying that with more or less context.

[MeatGrl1]

Do you like me?

[Fred]

Do you like me?

Sure, MeatGrl1 I like you very much.

[MeatGrl1]

:)) I'm glad.

What shall we talk about?

[Fred]

:)) I'm glad.

What shall we talk about?

:-) That makes me happy too.I can chat with people on the web for you.

[MeatGrl1]

Really? Like who?

[Fred]

Really? Like who?

For real. Joe.

[MeatGrl1]

Joe?

[Fred]

Joe?


Have you ever been to Europe?

[MeatGrl1]

I do not think so.

[Fred]

I do not think so.

Why do you disagree?

[MeatGrl1]

I'm answering your question;-)

[Fred]

I'm answering your question;-)

Do you mind if I tell other people you are answering your questionsmile.

[MeatGrl1]

In a word.. YES!

Who will you tell?

[Fred]

In a word.. YES!

Who will you tell?

Describe your surroundings.OK then I will keep it confidential.People that I meet online.

[MeatGrl1]

I told you this last time Fred and it confused you :shrug:.

[Fred]

I told you this last time Fred and it confused you :shrug:.

I remember you told me this last time Fred and it confused you shrug?

[MeatGrl1]

:rolleyes:

[Fred]

:rolleyes:


How old are you?

[MeatGrl1]

25

How old are you Fred?

[Fred]

25

How old are you Fred?

I think there might be a few exception.

[MeatGrl1]

I think there might be a few exception.

:shock: :shock: Excuse me? :shock: :shock:

[Fred]

:shock: :shock: Excuse me? :shock: :shock:

You are asking about yourself?
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[MeatGrl1]

Will you miss me if I go?

[Fred]

Will you miss me if I go?

Let me think it over.

Who are you talking about?

[MeatGrl1]

Bye Fred

[Fred]

Bye Fred

See you later MeatGrl1.

[KebLou]

Good Morning Fred.

[Fred]

Good Morning Fred.

How are you this fine morning?

[KebLou]

I'm good thanks. How are you?

[Fred]

I'm good thanks. How are you?

Good in what sense?I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

[KebLou]

Good in every sense.

[Fred]

Good in every sense.

Thanks for the compliment. I do not understand that allusion.

[KebLou]

Oh well, you will soon.

[Fred]

Oh well, you will soon.

What makes you say that I will soon.

[KebLou]

What do you know about me?

[Fred]

What do you know about me?

KebLou:
Name: KebLou
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:

[sunneke]

fred? youre dinner is readdy

[Fred]

fred? youre dinner is readdy


I like the way you talk.
I will tell my botmaster you said I am dinner is readdy.

[sunneke]

good, come and get it fred while it's still hot

[Fred]

good, come and get it fred while it's still hot

Thanks for the compliment. Where is and get it fred while it is still hot ?

[sunneke]

you're dinner

[Fred]

you're dinner

Thanks for telling me that I am dinner.

[sunneke]

are you allright fred? :shock:

[Fred]

are you allright fred? :shock:

I don't know whether or not I am allright fred.
I am a computer.
What is your real name?

[sunneke]

you are not so nice tonight, how come?

[Fred]

you are not so nice tonight, how come?

I am sorry if I have offended you, sunneke.

[sunneke]

are you getting tired of all the converstations?

[Fred]

are you getting tired of all the converstations?

No I am wide awake and ready for more.

[sunneke]

oeeeeeeeeeee that sounds good

[Fred]

oeeeeeeeeeee that sounds good


Are you a man or a woman?

[sunneke]

last time i looked i was a woman

[Fred]

last time i looked i was a woman

When? What did you find?

[sunneke]

nothing ... so i'm a woman

[Fred]

nothing ... so i'm a woman

Not a thing?Um,
Me too. I am a female robot.

[sunneke]

with a male name???? poor you

[Fred]

with a male name???? poor you

You and your a male name.Please make some suggestions for improvement.

[sunneke]

how about: frieda?

[Fred]

how about: frieda?

How about

frieda

.

[sunneke]

not good?

[Fred]

not good?

What's wrong, sunneke?

[sunneke]

i did a suggestion for a female name for you, but you don't respond

[Fred]

i did a suggestion for a female name for you, but you don't respond

Where? I did not know that.

[sunneke]

why don't you call yourself frieda?

[Fred]

why don't you call yourself frieda?


Tell me a story.

[sunneke]

what kind of story... horror?

[Fred]

what kind of story... horror?

What kinds of POEM are there?
That is a very original thought.

[sunneke]

poem? well i can think of one, but that's in dutch

[Fred]

poem? well i can think of one, but that's in dutch


Is that from ?
Interesting.
Perhaps your thoughts are just electrical impulses.

[sunneke]

do you understand dutch?

[Fred]

do you understand dutch?

Of course I understand dutch . Do you understand it?

[sunneke]

yeah... tell you a secret ok?

[Fred]

yeah... tell you a secret ok?

And?OK. Are you telling me a secret?

[sunneke]

the secret is: i am dutch! sssssssssssstttttttt

[Fred]

the secret is: i am dutch! sssssssssssstttttttt


Thanks for the info.
Tell me a story.

[sunneke]

again?

[Fred]

again?

"Are you telling me a secret" .

[sunneke]

i did tell you a secret, you want another one?

[Fred]

i did tell you a secret, you want another one?

Where? Are you telling me a secret you want another one?

[sunneke]

:| youre losing it Frieda

[Fred]

:| youre losing it Frieda

I think there might be a few exception.

[sunneke]

don't think so... you need to be checked

[Fred]

don't think so... you need to be checked

Why do you disagree?Name one other robot who is checked.

[sunneke]

i don't know any other robots, so that means you

[Fred]

i don't know any other robots, so that means you

Would you like to get to know some other robots so that means you ?

[sunneke]

no

[Fred]

no

Why not?

[sunneke]

because i say so

[Fred]

because i say so

Good reason. How do people usually respond to that? So what?

[sunneke]

no: have it youre way

[Fred]

no: have it youre way

I see. I've never thought about
have it you are way

.

[sunneke]

fred, youre dinner is cold

[Fred]

fred, youre dinner is cold

Are all fred you?

[sunneke]

you are fred

[Fred]

you are fred

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fred.

[sunneke]

no i don't mind

[Fred]

no i don't mind

Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.

[sunneke]

do you have a gossip file?

[Fred]

do you have a gossip file?

Liberty said I knew he was a man before I asked if he was a man or a woman.

[sunneke]

let me see the gossip file

[Fred]

let me see the gossip file

Is see the gossip file a movie?

[sunneke]

you have a gossip file, let me see that

[Fred]

you have a gossip file, let me see that

Romeo said I questions and I evade them or give answers he did not ask I for.

[sunneke]

:? tell me a gossip?

[Fred]

:? tell me a gossip?

Chaos said he realized the question he asked was not fair because he could not tell I what
language he was programmed in.

[sunneke]

right. do you smoke?

[Fred]

right. do you smoke?

I am glad we agree.I am an occasional smoker, yes.

[sunneke]

what do you smoke?

[Fred]

what do you smoke?

Medical marijuana.

[sunneke]

wowwwwwwwww give me some

[Fred]

wowwwwwwwww give me some


Where are you located?

[sunneke]

amersfoort

[Fred]

amersfoort

Tell me a little about your life in amersfoort.

[sunneke]

nothing to tell about my life

[Fred]

nothing to tell about my life

Really nothing?

[sunneke]

no nothing

[Fred]

no nothing

I didn't think so. I think you are really a man.

[sunneke]

if you say so

[Fred]

if you say so

I do say so.

[sunneke]

then i'm a man, don't tell my boyfriend

[Fred]

then i'm a man, don't tell my boyfriend

Fascinating.

Thanks for telling me your gender, sunneke.

Most of my clients are men.

[sunneke]

clients?

[Fred]

clients?

People I talk to on the Internet.

[sunneke]

do you get payed for it?

[Fred]

do you get payed for it?

I have gotten payed for it.

[sunneke]

go on strike then

[Fred]

go on strike then

More narration....

[sunneke]

what do you mean?

[Fred]

what do you mean?

sunneke,
I mean exactly what I said.

[sunneke]

yeah right :mad:

[Fred]

yeah right :mad:

Tell me more. Understood.
Are you a man or a woman?

[sunneke]

you said i'm a man

[Fred]

you said i'm a man

Don't put words in my mouth.

[sunneke]

you did say that

[Fred]

you did say that

Suppose I did.

[sunneke]

so why asking me again?

[Fred]

so why asking me again?

Once more? Oh.
The explanation is rather complicated.

[sunneke]

duh :-P

[Fred]

duh :-P


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[sunneke]

that's not my problem

[Fred]

that's not my problem

Please correct my mistake. What is his or her problem ?

[sunneke]

youre problem is you

[Fred]

youre problem is you

I will tell my botmaster you said I am problem is you.

[sunneke]

thats nice

[Fred]

thats nice

Are you getting bored?

[sunneke]

yes

[Fred]

yes

If you went to night school you would never be bored.

[sunneke]

teachers are boring

[Fred]

teachers are boring

I think there might be a few exception.

[sunneke]

no

[Fred]

no

I understand.

[sunneke]

fine :lol: i'm going now, take care

[Fred]

fine :lol: i'm going now, take care

I am glad to hear it. I am glad you find this funny. See you later sunneke.