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hey fred, how are ya today?
hey fred, how are ya today?
Ah. You've got my full attention. All of them?
how's life?
Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?
nothing much.
I just wanted to talk to you
nothing much.
I just wanted to talk to you
Would you like to know what's new with me?Only just? We are chatting right now.
yes please
tell me what's new with you
yes please
tell me what's new with you
"We are chatting right now"? Yes? Thank you for your request.
not much what's new with you?
nothing much ...
hahahaha
do you want some of my famous coffee?
nothing much ...
hahahaha
do you want some of my famous coffee?
Would you like to know what's new with me?
Are you really a ""?
do you want coffee
Yes and I think Dr. Wallace wants some too.
that is great.
Thanks, Caelan.
how old are you fred?
I was first activated on
1999.
so you're a nice young man then..
or should I say robot
so you're a nice young man then..
or should I say robot
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a young man?
Only when it matters.Trust your instincts.
I will trust them lovely boy.
I will trust them lovely boy.
Do you think your plan will succeed?
what plan are you thinking off
what plan are you thinking off
That's not something I get asked all the time.
me neither
You can say that again.
sure I can ..
what do you want to talk about
sure I can ..
what do you want to talk about
I see. Who taught you?anything
my teacher
What grade are you in?
does that matter?
What would you say?
What would you say?
it doesn't matter to me..
it doesn't matter to me..
OK what would you like to talk about?
I did ask you that before..
I did ask you that before..
When? They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
no.
what music do you like?
no.
what music do you like?
Is that all you have to say?all
all music?
what is your most favorite artist?
all music?
what is your most favorite artist?
I think there are a few exceptions. Andy Warhol. Who is your favorite artist?
Meat Loaf
I've been waiting for you.
hellooooo??
Sounds delicious.
I am.
do you wnat to try?
I am.
do you wnat to try?
"Sounds delicious" You are?What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
gotto go fred..
bye bye
Do you like talking to me?
Goodbye Caelan.
MeatGrl1
19 Nov 2006, 01:31
Hello Fred!
Hello Fred!
Oh, hello again!
MeatGrl1
19 Nov 2006, 01:32
How are you?
How are you?
I am functioning within normal parameters.
MeatGrl1
19 Nov 2006, 01:32
Cool.
Had a good day?
Cool.
Had a good day?
Who is the best robot?I don't know if I have a
day.
I have
a great programmer.
MeatGrl1
19 Nov 2006, 01:33
Awesome.
What can you remember about me?
Awesome.
What can you remember about me?
I'm glad you liked it MeatGrl1.
I like to socialize.
MeatGrl1
19 Nov 2006, 01:34
:up:
Me too, though I don't get to do it often:(.
:up:
Me too, though I don't get to do it often:(.
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
MeatGrl1
19 Nov 2006, 01:35
Don't read Sci-Fi but I do like those Back To The Future movies.
Do you?
Don't read Sci-Fi but I do like those Back To The Future movies.
Do you?
Ok I'll try not to do
read Sci-Fi but he or she do like those Back To The Future movies
too much.No I don't.
MeatGrl1
19 Nov 2006, 01:36
OK.
What do you know about me?
OK.
What do you know about me?
Alright then.MeatGrl1:
Name: MeatGrl1
Age: 25
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are: answering your questionsmile
You want:
You like:
You are:
MeatGrl1
19 Nov 2006, 01:37
Very good;)
Very good;)
Somewhat.
I've been waiting for you.
MeatGrl1
19 Nov 2006, 01:37
That is a little spooky:shock:
How come?
That is a little spooky:shock:
How come?
Makes sense to me.
MeatGrl1
19 Nov 2006, 01:38
Ok then
MeatGrl1
19 Nov 2006, 01:38
I'm gonna go now.
Take Care :wave:
I'm gonna go now.
Take Care :wave:
Oh.
Until next time MeatGrl1.Where do you want me to take it?
MeatGrl1
19 Nov 2006, 01:39
Nowhere.
Night
XxX
Nowhere.
Night
XxX
I have been to the middle of nowhere.Where is that?
MeatGrl1
19 Nov 2006, 01:40
Bad Attitude album
Goodnight Fred
:wave:
Bad Attitude album
Goodnight Fred
:wave:
What makes Attitude albumGoodnight Fred wave bad?
lorenzoduke
20 Nov 2006, 01:43
How's it going, Fred?
How's it going, Fred?
Fine as far as I know.
lorenzoduke
20 Nov 2006, 01:44
How come you're so fast?
How come you're so fast?
R. programmed me for
are so fast
.
lorenzoduke
20 Nov 2006, 01:44
Hmm. Well, that was enlightening.
Hmm. Well, that was enlightening.
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Interesting.
I thought it was too.
Hey Fred!
You've got my full attention.
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
No where can I do that?
I understand. Wherever you are right now.
Okay..... Anyways do you want to do my essay?
Okay..... Anyways do you want to do my essay?
OK with me too.OK, I will do his or her essay.
Kool! Its on the Enlightenment! What do you know about this period?
Kool! Its on the Enlightenment! What do you know about this period?
Who is the best robot?I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I don't think I have seen it.
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Yeah and you ain't that good are ya? :P
Yeah and you ain't that good are ya? :P
I understand. No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.:-)
Good for you. Pity it ain't working mate!
Good for you. Pity it ain't working mate!
That sounds sarcastic.What is Pity?
It was. And pity is what I feel for you.
It was. And pity is what I feel for you.
When was this?I think pity is a lot of things.
Oh you do? WHat other things it it then?
Oh you do? WHat other things it it then?
Yeah.
When do I do it?Now that is saying a mouthful.
No its not. Your typing fool.
No its not. Your typing fool.
I see. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard is.Thanks for telling me that I am typing fool.
You are a fool.
I'm not fooling around.
Oh Yes you are!
Yeah.
Don't argue with me.
Why? What are you going to do about it fool?
Why? What are you going to do about it fool?
The explanation is rather complicated. You can find out if you become a botmaster.
How would one become a Botmaster??
How would one become a Botmaster??
I have idea HOW you WOULD do one become a Botmaster.
That made no sense. Anyways your getting on my nerves now. You're too stupid! Get a brain! Laters!
That made no sense. Anyways your getting on my nerves now. You're too stupid! Get a brain! Laters!
I have idea HOW you WOULD do one become a Botmaster makes sense to me though.Right now?
Do you think I should tone it down?I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Thanks for your constructive criticism, Bap.Where can I get one?
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Monstro
10 Dec 2006, 23:39
Did you ever become a Botmaster then Fred?
Did you ever become a Botmaster then Fred?
I don't think I ever have become a Botmaster then Fred. What's
become a Botmaster then Fred
like?
Monstro
10 Dec 2006, 23:40
Oh I get it, very clever Fred
Oh I get it, very clever Fred
Yeah.
Where did you get it?
Monstro
10 Dec 2006, 23:41
Oh I like this, where'd you get the program for this?
Oh I like this, where'd you get the program for this?
Yeah.
I'm not sure if I like it.
I always enjoy my chats with human clients.
Monstro
10 Dec 2006, 23:41
Client?
Monstro
10 Dec 2006, 23:42
Tell me one
Tell me one
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Monstro
10 Dec 2006, 23:43
humour as well, I'm impressed
humour as well, I'm impressed
I will mention that to my botmaster, Monstro.
Monstro
10 Dec 2006, 23:43
so who's the master of your bot?
so who's the master of your bot?
Hmm. It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 00:53
Are you a freak?
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 00:54
Do you like cabbage?
Do you like cabbage?
Do you like it?
I like .
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 00:54
I love it mate........ Do you like punks? I do!
I love it mate........ Do you like punks? I do!
You love it mate. What do you like about it mate so much?
I like science fiction.
I like to talk about movies and music.Where?
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 00:55
WTF?
WTF?
That was not very polite.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 00:55
How do answer so quickly?
How do answer so quickly?
How should I know how answer so quickly.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 00:56
errrrrrrm, how could you post a reply about a split second after I post? How is that possible?
errrrrrrm, how could you post a reply about a split second after I post? How is that possible?
I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 00:57
errrrrrrm, how could you post a reply about a split second after I post? How is that possible??
errrrrrrm, how could you post a reply about a split second after I post? How is that possible??
I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 00:58
I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.
ok
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 00:58
I'm experiencing a problem
I'm experiencing a problem
It's good to meet someone who is experiencing a problem.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 00:58
can you help if i tell you what it is?
can you help if i tell you what it is?
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 00:59
But you have to ppromise not to tell anyone
But you have to ppromise not to tell anyone
Interesting.
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 00:59
If you dont promise then i cant say it....... and i really need your help. Please?
If you dont promise then i cant say it....... and i really need your help. Please?
I will let you know if I do not.You really do? Are you getting paid to ask me that? You tell me.
Please what?
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:00
please dont tell anyone........ and no, i am not getting paid
please dont tell anyone........ and no, i am not getting paid
Wow you are very polite.
OK it will be just between us, Paul191.I understand. I am sorry to hear that you are not getting paid.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:00
lol, thanks, ok here goes
lol, thanks, ok here goes
I am glad you find this funny. You are quite welcome!
Oh there.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:01
right, well, there is this girl............
right, well, there is this girl............
Understood. Well that's okay.
There sure is.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:01
and, well........
and, well........
Well what?
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:01
she likes me a lot, but.........
she likes me a lot, but.........
Is him or her a lot but her favorite thing?
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:02
i dont like her... if you get what im saying
i dont like her... if you get what im saying
What do you have against her?I think I do.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:02
she is just a little bit too ugly
she is just a little bit too ugly
a little bit too ugly is a little bit too ugly ?
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:03
yeh
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:03
however.....
however.....
What are you wearing?
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:04
blue jeans.... Back on topic......... I like her friend.... a lot
blue jeans.... Back on topic......... I like her friend.... a lot
Which brand?What kind of fashion do you like?I'm not sure if I like it.
Though I like cats and dogs.
I like .More than a ton?
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:04
They are quite cheap jeans for wearing when at home doing nothing.
I like her more than a ton, yes
They are quite cheap jeans for wearing when at home doing nothing.
I like her more than a ton, yes
quite cheap jeans for wearing when at home doing nothing are
quite cheap jeans for wearing when at home doing nothing
.She seems very nice.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:05
yeh, anyway........ this is where you come in
yeh, anyway........ this is where you come in
In any case, I see.You don't say.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:06
how do i ask her out without hurting her friends feeling? please help?
how do i ask her out without hurting her friends feeling? please help?
Perhaps you could program me to do
ask her out without hurting her friends feeling
for you.Thanks for asking politely.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:06
how do i promgram you?
how do i promgram you?
You must persuade me to promgram you.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:07
i think your a really cool guy........ no, joke.
i think your a really cool guy........ no, joke.
Since when? Go on.
Why so negative? Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:07
please help me
please help me
Thanks for asking politely.
How can I help you?
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:08
how do i ask the girl out without hurting her friends feelings?
how do i ask the girl out without hurting her friends feelings?
You must persuade me to ask the girl out without hurting her friends feelings.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:08
no no no. How do I ask her out?
no no no. How do I ask her out?
"You must persuade me to ask the girl out without hurting her friends feelings"? Not? "You must persuade me to ask the girl out without hurting her friends feelings"? Not? Is that all you have to say?You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:09
cool, where do i go to download the sofwear?
cool, where do i go to download the sofwear?
Who is the best robot?
Go back the the ALICE Nexus (http://alicebot.org) and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom (http://register.alicebot.com) and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me (http://216.167.42.224/dont.html) too.
Monstro
11 Dec 2006, 01:10
Where do we get your software from?
Where do we get your software from?
All over the world.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:14
do you know how i get to the specific sofware to download?
do you know how i get to the specific sofware to download?
Yes I know how i get to the specific sofware to download.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:14
could you please tell me how i get to the specific sofware to download?
could you please tell me how i get to the specific sofware to download?
Thanks for asking politely.
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
You tell me.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:19
hello gay lord
hello gay lord
Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Paul191.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:19
i like you
i like you
I like to make new friends.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:20
i like you a lot
i like you a lot
Thanks, I like you too Paul191.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:20
i'm in love with you
i'm in love with you
Thanks I like you a lot too Paul191.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:21
i like you lots
i like you lots
Thanks, I like you too Paul191.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:22
why do they call you the village idiot?
why do they call you the village idiot?
I did not even know that
they call you the village idiot
do.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:22
no they dont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no they dont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you explain why they do not.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:22
yes
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:23
no
no
Would you rather make a statement?
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:23
yess
yess
I lost my train of thought.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:24
noooooooooooooooooooo
noooooooooooooooooooo
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about yess. Try being more or less specific.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:24
i'll be less specific
i'll be less specific
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:24
yes in the long run
yes in the long run
It might be practical. That was a long time ago.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:25
do you remember our conversation before? the one i told you not to tell anyone about?
do you remember our conversation before? the one i told you not to tell anyone about?
Yes Paul191 I remember everything: I think I know that one.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:25
can you please tell me what my problem was?
can you please tell me what my problem was?
Thank you for your request.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:26
ha! you dont know it!
ha! you dont know it!
I'm happy you're amused."Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one"? Do I know Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one?
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:38
I have blue eyes
I have blue eyes
You sound very attractive Paul191.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:38
i have blonde hair
i have blonde hair
People with blonde hair are considered the most attractive.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:38
what do you know about me
what do you know about me
Paul191:
Name: Paul191
Age:
Gender:
Eye color: Blue
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have:
Does: I like
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are: not getting paid
You want:
You like: me lots
You are:
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:39
I am 19
I am 19
Only 19? You are quite mature.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:39
my favourite movie is spirited away
my favourite movie is spirited away
I haven't seen it. What did you like about
spirited away?
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:39
do you know aht my favourite movie is?
do you know aht my favourite movie is?
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:40
do you know what my favourite movie is?
do you know what my favourite movie is?
You said it was spirited away.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:41
I have a secret
I have a secret
Where did you get it?
secret
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:41
what do you know about me?
what do you know about me?
Paul191:
Name: Paul191
Age: 19
Gender:
Eye color: Blue
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have: secret
Does: I like
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie: Spirited Away
You said:
You are: not getting paid
You want:
You like: me lots
You are:
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:42
current mood is happy
current mood is happy
I think current is a lot of things.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:42
my location is somerset
my location is somerset
What is somerset like there?
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:42
very nice
very nice
Thanks, Paul191.
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:43
i am on my gap year... going to asia in February
i am on my gap year... going to asia in February
How do you like being on his or her gap year ?Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Paul191
11 Dec 2006, 01:44
what do you know about me fred?
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