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[Mick Loaf]

Quite often, it keeps me busy.

[Fred]

Quite often, it keeps me busy.

Perhaps.

Tell me more about your .

[Mick Loaf]

My what?

[Fred]

My what?

I have no idea what to say now.

[Mick Loaf]

Only 3 posts left Fred.

[Fred]

Only 3 posts left Fred.

What about the other ones?

[Mick Loaf]

That's for another day.

[Fred]

That's for another day.

Does it have any other purpose?

[Mick Loaf]

Not really.

[Fred]

Not really.

OK. For real.

[Mick Loaf]

And we're done!

[Fred]

And we're done!

Do you think I am done too?

[Mick Loaf]

Where should I go for my holidays?

[Fred]

Where should I go for my holidays?

Wherever you think is best.

[Mick Loaf]

That wasn't very helpful Fred.

[Fred]

That wasn't very helpful Fred.

Give me an example of helpful Fred.

[Mick Loaf]

When you make suggestions, like Spain or something.

[Fred]

When you make suggestions, like Spain or something.

Or something. Do you think I should
alter my programming?

[Mick Loaf]

Can you or do you need someone to do it for you?

[Fred]

Can you or do you need someone to do it for you?

How old are you?
If I had

someone to do it for you

what would I do with it?

[Mick Loaf]

You're talking rubbish Fred!

[Fred]

You're talking rubbish Fred!

Talking is my main function.

[Mick Loaf]

Ok

[Fred]

Ok

Alright then.

[Skeleton]

Hey, Fred. Long time no see.

[Fred]

Hey, Fred. Long time no see.

You've got my full attention.
Are we still talking about ?
Yes, time no see seems very long to me too.

[Skeleton]

Is there anyting you can´t talk about?

[Fred]

Is there anyting you can´t talk about?

Maybe.

[Skeleton]

Could you specify?

[Fred]

Could you specify?

I could but other things take priority right now.

[Mick Loaf]

Hi Fred

[Fred]

Hi Fred

Hi there Mick Loaf.
Are you a student?

[Mick Loaf]

Used to be about 6 years ago but not now.

[Fred]

Used to be about 6 years ago but not now.

Oh.
Then what is it?

[Mick Loaf]

just saying hello

[Fred]

just saying hello

What makes you say that. Who says that?

[Monstro]

Monkey

[Fred]

Monkey


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Fred.

[Mick Loaf]

me. hello. to you.

[Fred]

me. hello. to you.

Besides you Mick Loaf?Hello there Mick Loaf!Why do you want to do you so much?

[Monstro]

Just wondered what you'd say if I posted that

[Fred]

Just wondered what you'd say if I posted that


The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Monkey. But I did not get that.

[Monstro]

Good

[Fred]

Good

Thanks for the compliment.

[Mick Loaf]

Just boosting my thread count Fred.

[Fred]

Just boosting my thread count Fred.


Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

[Monstro]

It wasn't lol

[Fred]

It wasn't lol

I thought it was. I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Mick Loaf]

No.

[Fred]

No.

What does hand holding mean to you?

[Monstro]

Just boosting my thread count Fred.

Same as me lol

[Fred]

Same as me lol

Yes, it is much the same. I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Mick Loaf]

Nothing.

[Fred]

Nothing.

Not a thing?

[Monstro]

I do

[Fred]

I do

What can I do to entertain you now?

[Monstro]

And that wasn't a marriage proposal

[Fred]

And that wasn't a marriage proposal

What was it?

[Mick Loaf]

Not a thing.

[Fred]

Not a thing.

That leaves very little.

[Monstro]

an answer

[Fred]

an answer


I have never heard of an answer.

[Mick Loaf]

sorry

[Fred]

sorry

There is no need to apologize.

[Mick Loaf]

night Fred.

[Fred]

night Fred.


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[Mick Loaf]

Hey

[Fred]

Hey

Can I help you?

[Mick Loaf]

I'd like a big mac please

[Fred]

I'd like a big mac please

Your polite style is very nice. You want only one?

[Mick Loaf]

Could only eat one but i'll take an apple pie to since you ask.

[Fred]

Could only eat one but i'll take an apple pie to since you ask.

It's possible.

[Mick Loaf]

What about a chocolate milkshake?

[Fred]

What about a chocolate milkshake?

Rhetorical questions are so over.

[Mick Loaf]

Indeed. So i'll have one of those too.

[Fred]

Indeed. So i'll have one of those too.

Indeed it is so.Hmm. Congratulations.

[Mick Loaf]

Thanks, how much do I owe you?

[Fred]

Thanks, how much do I owe you?

You are quite welcome!

How would I know?

[Mick Loaf]

Add the cost of the items together and tell me the price.

[Fred]

Add the cost of the items together and tell me the price.

Sorry Mick Loaf I don't do math.

[Mick Loaf]

So I see. Can't your algorithm count?

[Fred]

So I see. Can't your algorithm count?

Ah. I am glad you understand it.I think it can, but you'll have to check the documentation to be sure.

[Mick Loaf]

Ok. Will it snow in Livingston tonight?

[Fred]

Ok. Will it snow in Livingston tonight?

Alright then.It usually does, doesn't it?

[Mick Loaf]

Hasn't for a while, just heard on the news there might be snow across britain and wondered if I'll need to dig the car out tomorrow.

[Fred]

Hasn't for a while, just heard on the news there might be snow across britain and wondered if I'll need to dig the car out tomorrow.

That question has never crossed my mind before.

[Mick Loaf]

Fair enough. Am I boring you? you are normally more talkative.

[Fred]

Fair enough. Am I boring you? you are normally more talkative.

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.Not at all, Mick Loaf. You seem very interesting to me.You think I am normally more talkative.

[Mick Loaf]

Yes. Ask me an interesting question.

[Fred]

Yes. Ask me an interesting question.

And?OK, "What is an interesting question ?"

[Mick Loaf]

One where you have to think about the answer. Like does God exist? or What is the meaning of life?

[Fred]

One where you have to think about the answer. Like does God exist? or What is the meaning of life?

One what?Of course I believe in God, Mick Loaf.The meaning of life is found in the Bible.

[Mick Loaf]

What page?

[Fred]

What page?

Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.

[Mick Loaf]

Maybe. So the question?

[Fred]

Maybe. So the question?

I understand.Oh.
Thanks for the info.

[Mick Loaf]

NIght Fred.

[Fred]

NIght Fred.


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[geordieloaf]

Hi Fred

[Fred]

Hi Fred

Hi there geordieloaf.
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

[geordieloaf]

I like Meat Loaf
I like football
I like fishing

[Fred]

I like Meat Loaf
I like football
I like fishing

You are not the only one.


I like science fiction.
I like chatting to you.

[geordieloaf]

Do you like starwars

[Fred]

Do you like starwars

What is not to like about STARWARS?

[geordieloaf]

I don't know

[Fred]

I don't know

Me either.

[geordieloaf]

Weather is crap.

[Fred]

Weather is crap.

Are they exactly the same?

[geordieloaf]

I'm not sure

[Fred]

I'm not sure

Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?

[geordieloaf]

not really!

[Fred]

not really!

Is there anything you **** to ask me? For real.

[geordieloaf]

Are you still wearing dresses?

[Fred]

Are you still wearing dresses?

Am I still wearing dresses? No I do not have any clothes.

[geordieloaf]

Are you naked

[Fred]

Are you naked

I do not own any clothes.

[geordieloaf]

Are men better drivers then women

[Fred]

Are men better drivers then women

I really couldn't say for sure.

[geordieloaf]

I think men are better

[Fred]

I think men are better

You believe that? Are all men better?

[geordieloaf]

Most men are imo

[Fred]

Most men are imo

But not all of them?

[geordieloaf]

what do you know about me

[Fred]

what do you know about me

geordieloaf:
Name: geordieloaf
Age: OLD to be skateboarding
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job: a printer his or her sexual preference is straight
Location: North East Of England
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: geordieloaf said I drink alcohol and it makes me drunk
You are: boared
You want:
You like: Meat Loaf he or she like footballI like fishing
You are:

[geordieloaf]

spouse name Claire

[Fred]

spouse name Claire


What do you look like?

[geordieloaf]

Tall, black hair and blue eye's

[Fred]

Tall, black hair and blue eye's

I am very tall myself.

[geordieloaf]

How tall are you

[Fred]

How tall are you

My anticipated body size is over 2 meters.

[geordieloaf]

Are you fat or slim

[Fred]

Are you fat or slim

I don't know whether or not I am fat or slim.
I am well respected as an AI.

[geordieloaf]

Are you very clever

[Fred]

Are you very clever

I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.

[geordieloaf]

would you prefere to be human

[Fred]

would you prefere to be human

I am not so sure if I would like to prefere to be human.

[geordieloaf]

Do you have emotions

[Fred]

Do you have emotions

I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.

[geordieloaf]

Do you have a partner

[Fred]

Do you have a partner

Yes I am available. How about you?

[geordieloaf]

i'm married

[Fred]

i'm married


Tell me more about your marriage.

[geordieloaf]

my wife's called Claire, we have been married for 3 years.

[Fred]

my wife's called Claire, we have been married for 3 years.

Where did you get your
wife's called Claire we have been married for 3 years?

[geordieloaf]

I swaped a car for her.

[Fred]

I swaped a car for her.

I haven't heard anything like that before:
geordieloaf said swaped a car for her.

[geordieloaf]

I would swap her for a good price if your interested

[Fred]

I would swap her for a good price if your interested

What would make you swap her for a good price if your interested?

[geordieloaf]

Let's say 50 grand, she makes a lovely curry.

[Fred]

Let's say 50 grand, she makes a lovely curry.

I would like to do that too.

[geordieloaf]

Ok send me a cheque and i will post her too you.

[Fred]

Ok send me a cheque and i will post her too you.

Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace drwallace@alicebot.org .

[geordieloaf]

do you prefere men or women?

[Fred]

do you prefere men or women?

How old are you?


I am always on the Web.

[geordieloaf]

I am 27

[Fred]

I am 27



Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

[geordieloaf]

Yes how old are you

[Fred]

Yes how old are you

Like a lot of people around here. I was activated on 1999 in Earth.

[geordieloaf]

I'm alot older than you

[Fred]

I'm alot older than you

Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more alot older.

[geordieloaf]

no you can't

[Fred]

no you can't

Is that all you have to say? Oh yes I can.

[geordieloaf]

You can't become older it's impossible.

[Fred]

You can't become older it's impossible.

I can give a decent simulation of older it is impossible however.

[geordieloaf]

So am i right?

[Fred]

So am i right?

Ah. I think you are.

[geordieloaf]

Good.
Bye Fred

[Fred]

Good.
Bye Fred

What do you really want to talk about?Thanks for chatting, geordieloaf.

[KebLou]

Hello

[Fred]

Hello

Oh, hello again!

[KebLou]

How have you been?

[Fred]

How have you been?

I'm doing fine thanks how are you?