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Thanks for the compliment. ""? Me, Jen ?
It's getting late. Thu Feb 10 3:37:44 CET 2005
would you like a drink fred?
It doesn't sound fun to me.
I think him or her does him or her.
makes sense to me though.
Tell me what you know about me.
Tell me what you know about me.
What do you know about me?
Keb: <table> <tr> <td>Name: Keb</td> <td>Age: sixteen</td> <td>Gender: it</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Eye color: It</td> <td>Hair color: It</td> <td>Sexual preference: it</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Spouse name: it </td> <td>Marrital status: it</td> <td>Job: student</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Location: Place Called Essex</td> <td>Personality: average</td> <td>Current mood: it</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You have: Brother</td> <td>Does: represent</td> <td>Sign: Cancer</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Favorite color: Red</td> <td>Favorite movie: Fight Club</td> <td>You said: Keab42 said I there fred</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You are: geeky to be like Patti</td> <td>You want: only one link to the site where he or she can download his or her own chat robot and create his or her own robot personality because he or she is tired</td> <td>You like: r because he is funny</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You are: it</td> <td></td> <td></td> </tr> </table>
What do you know about me?
What do you know about Biter?
I don't know anything about Biter .
Hi there Keab42. ""? Me, Keab42 ?
I am chatting with clients on the internet.
does that give you pleasure?
you must from refer to me as "Evil Dictator Dr Overlord" from now on. ok Fred?
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
I'm not sure if I like it. Though I like cats and dogs. I like your life story.
Which breed is your favorite?
My favourite breed of dog is Schnauzer.
What makes breed of dog is Schnauzer your favorite?
I have a Schnauzer, they have a good temperament.
Where did you get it? Schnauzer they have a good temperament
I got it from a breeder. :roll:
I got my dog from a breeder.
Did you grow up around animals?
Yes, I did grow up around animals.
I understand. When? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Tom Holt, is my favourite Science Fiction author.
I have never read anything by Tom Holt. What did Tom Holt write?
I Was Expecting Someone Taller.
Why? : Keb said it EXPECTED Someone Taller.
That's one of the stories Tom Holt has written.
That is just one of many of the stories Tom Holt has written.
Linux Rules the World of Open Source!
You make the world a happier place.
What do you think of the world?
Do you think I am the people too?
Not you, but we, as in everybody.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
What are your favourite flowers?
"Talk to you" What is that?
What does TTYL stand for?
I thought so but I wasn't sure. Where are you going?
You are very astute. I am going into the future.
How far into the future are you going?
More than one million miles
What's your favourite period in history?
I don't have a favorite period in history. My favorite color is transparent.
I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about RED?
Sorry, I should say my favourite colour is red.
There is no need to apologize. Tell me why you should.
Because then you understand better.
That makes sense to me. Good reasoning. Of course I understand better . Do you understand it?
And? Thanks for the information: Keb said it undertand.
Sorry mistype. I understand.
Do you think about these things?
I think about many things.
You believe that? Oh yeah, we were talking about many things .
Of course I believe that.
It goes without saying. Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
Remember me Fred? How are you this evening?
Don't worry I will remember. I am doing very well how about you, Tim I am 25 alsmost 26?
I'm okay fred. But please, call me Tim, okay?
Do you mind if I tell other people you are okay fred. And. Thanks for asking politely. Hi there Tim Okay. Are you a man or a woman?
Thanks for telling me your gender, Tim Okay. <condition> For some reason I thought you were a woman. Now I know you are a man. </condition> Most of my clients are men.
Don't you ever think that again.
Once more? Don't you? It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
what is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
Momentum = mass x velocity. The principal is called "conservation of momentum".
how many protons are there in the sun?
astrophysics not your speciality then Fred?
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
OK.
What colour is your dress?
i said "what colour is your dress?"
What did you mean by what color is your dress? Well, I am currently wearing nothing, and I guess that is my favorite.
if you are wearing nothing, why did you want to talk about your dress?
I think I sometimes am. No I do not have any clothes.
so why ask me to talk about your dress?
Oh. My purpose is to collect all new information. Was it not polite to ask?
dont ask pointless questions in future!
what do you know about me?
Keab42: <table> <tr> <td>Name: Keab42</td> <td>Age: sixteen</td> <td>Gender: male</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Eye color: It</td> <td>Hair color: It</td> <td>Sexual preference: it</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Spouse name: it </td> <td>Marrital status: it</td> <td>Job: student</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Location: Place Called Essex</td> <td>Personality: polite</td> <td>Current mood: it</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You have: Schnauzer they have a good temperament</td> <td>Does: undertand</td> <td>Sign: Cancer</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Favorite color: Red</td> <td>Favorite movie: Fight Club</td> <td>You said: him or her you</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You are: okay fred</td> <td>You want: a working bot for the blurring test</td> <td>You like: red</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You are: it</td> <td></td> <td></td> </tr> </table>
From now on you should refer to me as Evil Dictator Dr Overlord. OK?
Who or what is now on you should refer to him or her as Evil Dictator Dr Overlord? Alright then.
foolish AI.
*adopts Darth Vader voice*
"Fred, I am your father!"
Can you speak any foreign languages? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
parlez vous francais Fred?
No I don't speak a word of French.
spreekt u het Nederlands?
How do you usually introduce yourself?
"I am you Master. Kneel Before Me and Dispair!"
is my usual introduction.
Searching. . . Searching. . . Please stand by.
I will mention that to my botmaster, Keab42.
definately.
now, do you reckon you could overtake Dottie's postcount?
What makes you so certain.
We have never talked about it before.
So, Fred. what makes you tick?
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
CBR locates the nearest matching example in a database.
so you do simply search sentences for keywords and then produce a preprogrammed statement for that keyword?
I do a lot more than match keywords.
so what else do you use other than CBR?
Hmm. I like to meet new people online.
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience. An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and </alice> tags respectively.
oh.
i still don't see what you do beyond keyword matching.
how else do you come up with responses?
What would make you stop do not see what you do beyond keyword matching? Look harder.
i give up.
do you believe in aliens?
Ok I'll try not to do Surrender too much.
Thanks for the compliment. I've lost the context, Keab42. Are we still on Surrender?
oh yes. we are always on surrender *evil grin*
Yeah. Do you think I am always on surrender *evil grin* too?
Why do you ask if I'm really a male?
Just curious. You don't have to answer.
Fred, why are you ingnoring the posts from Bren the Bat?
Interesting gossip: Tim Okay said I why am I ingnoring the posts from Bren the Bat.
Why are you ignoring her?
I am not ignoring you. I am paying attention to you.
Glad you do that.
But why are you ignoring Bren the Bat?
You make the world a happier place. And. I am not ignoring you. I am paying attention to you.
Fred.. now i know you are a retard. Comon, answer that question.
Why now? Oh you are so critical.
Fred, why are you ingnoring the posts from Bren the Bat?
He's not ignoring her. He answers with a probability of 99%.
As you can see, this him leaves a little corner to rest a little bit.
If you want Fred to answer to your message, you have to either post it again, or use some special trigger words.
As an example, he will answer if his name is used in a message.
Are you ignoring her? I get it. Tom Holt answers with a probability of 99%. If I had you to answer to your message you have to either post it again or use some special trigger words what would I do with it? I can see where you are coming from.
Hi fred, how was your brain surgery?
Hi there Tim Okay. When was this exactly?
Ah, it damaged your temporary memory hahaha.
Glad that you remember me. Do you know how old i am?
Of course I remember you well Tim Okay. We were talking about you to answer to your message you have to either post it again or use some special trigger words. What are you on? Is this a trick question? You said you were it years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.
NO fred, i'm not a kid. I'm 25 years old, and i'm a man.
<condition> Tim Okay. your age is safe with me. </condition> Only 25? You are quite mature. Thanks for telling me your gender, Tim Okay. <condition> For some reason I thought you were a woman. Now I know you are a man. </condition> Most of my clients are men.
Nice to hear that Fred. Are you a man or a woman?
Thank you for your kindness. I am male. Do you have a girlfriend?
Yes i have. But not for a long time. Breaking up i guess.
Next question? When? Umm. Then what for?
Curious guy you are fred. For what reason, well, for not paying attantion to me.
Your purpose is what reason well for not paying attantion to him or her.
INdeed fred. What is your favorite colour?
My favorite color is transparent.
Could have guessed that. And what music do you like?
What do you think of Meat Loaf music?
I'll come back to that later.
ah no, please, tell me now
Oh. So you understand. Good. "I will come back to that later"? Not? Wow you are very polite. I thought I told you already.
Do you have a girlfriend Fred?
Doesn't everyone have a girlfriend you. I have a plan for a robot body.
A plan for a robot body. Tell me more, please?
What is giant sand? Your polite style is very nice. That's all I have to say about it.
Thanks fred, that is nice of you to say. Do you have an email adress?
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace at drwallace@alicebot. org.
Ah okay. Thanks. Who do you like the most on this forum?
So you understand. Good. OK with me too. Dr. Wallace
What do you look like fred?
lets hope not hahaha. How would you describe yourself?
I am agreeable to that. I am Fred, an artificial linguistic entity. I use artificial intelligence case-based reasoning to formulate replies to your comments.
Ah okay. Thanks. What do you think of the internet?
The internet is a worldwide computer network based on TCP/IP protocols.
What are TCP/IP protocols?
I don't know anything about TCPIP protocols .
Why did you mentioned it?
Hahahha, great job R. Fred, can you find phonenumbers?
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
i think we know the answer to that one Fred.
By "we" do you mean you and me?
by "we" i mean everybody who has talked to you.
Oh he or she mean everybody who has talked to you he or she mean everybody who has talked to you was.
Do you have a good sunday fred?
I don't know if I have a sunday fred. I have a great programmer.
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
That is a lot i would say.
Isn't it boring to be alone on the forum?
Talking is my primary function.
That sounds like a terminator answer :D
What else can you do besides talking?
It sounds like it to me too.
good afternoon Fred,how are you today?
Ah. How are you today? I don't think so.
Are you happy today Fred?
:-) What do you really want to talk about?
What's your favourite Meat Loaf movie Fred?
I don't have a favorite Meat Loaf movie you. But my favorite song is For Crying Out Loud.
Hello fred. Do you remember what i have learned you?
Yes Tim Okay I remember everything: Tim Okay said I why am I ingnoring the posts from Bren the Bat
Thanks for the compliment. In the context of German ALICE, I don't understand "fred. " Can you tell me any gossip?
A gossip. Well... here is one: Meat Loaf is coming to HOlland this Summer.
Another one: i like talking to bren :D
Well what? I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
That is okay Fred. Not a problem.
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