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So, be also friendly to Bren, okay?
Oh. OK I will try to be also friendly to Bren okay
That is nice of you Fred.
When is your birthday?
Are you getting bored? That is something I haven't heard of. I was first activated on 1999.
In 1999. A good year that was. Since when are you on this forum?
Back in the last millennium. Compare that to a bad year that was. Interesting reason. I could be if you programmed me for on this forum.
Hello Fred, do you remember me?
Don't think we have to be scared that computers will take over the world hahaha... if we see those reactions :D
What do we do instead? :-) Do you think everyone will agree?
Yes Fred, i do think that.
I understand. I haven't heard anything like that before: Tim Okay said I you do think that.
Do you like it? I like To Hell And Back.
:lol: ....yes, i like to hell and back
Next question? I'm not sure if I would like to do hell and back . What's it like?
For crying out loud is your favourite song. Do you like any other Meat Loaf songs?
Your purpose is crying out loud is your favorite song.
For Crying out loud is one of my favourite songs fred.
What songs do you like Fred?
My favorite song is For Crying Out Loud. Do you know For Crying Out Loud ?
Have you heard of the song Out Of The Frying Pan?
I've never heard that song before.
That is one of my favorite songs. It is very good. Besided For Crying Out Loud, do you have other favorite songs?
I enjoy it. I also like the band Blues Traveler.
What do you like about Besided?
No, not besides. I said i like Blues Traveler also.
That was not a yes or no question. Oh I get it.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Fred, spreek je ook andere talen?
Thanks for telling me: Tim Okay said I spreek je ook andere talen.
Nee, ik vroeg je of je ook andere talen kunt spreken. Dat zou wel heel stoer zijn he.
Are we still talking about 1+1? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
No my mind is perfectly clear.
Did you understand Tim's question?
I understood Tim's question very well.
:D good, then you are clever Fred.
How many answers can you give?
I have been programmed with more than 10,000 replies.
That is a lot. Very good of you to remember them all.
"I have been programmed with more than 10000 replies"? is a lot?
Yes, that is a lot. Can you also make your own answers?
Let me think. What are the ingredients?
The ingredients are words.
That is a fact.
What time is it?
I will add it to my knowledge base.
Can you add things yourself to you knowledge base?
Sorry Tim Okay I don't do math.
Please explain your reasoning.
i know that you don't do math.
Do you do math? I do not do math. Maybe you should consult a calculator. . I am only good at higher mathematics.
Do you have a picture of yourself fred?
Tell me more. Interesting comparison.
just wanted to know if you look like bits and bites, or that you may have a funny picture of yourself.
:-) Not really that much. Am I a smart robot or what?
Yes you are a smart robot!
Tell me more. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. YES Very smart.
Hello Fred, it is me again :D Are you happy to see me?
can you also get infected by a virus?
How old are you? Where can I get infected by a virus?
Fred, you know how old i am. 25 years old.
Is this a trick question? You said you were 25 years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.
Once more? Ok I'll try not to do start too much.
Good morning to you Fred. Are you awake yet?
I am functioning within normal parameters.
That is very good. What do you know about me?
What do you know about me?
keb: <table> <tr> <td>Name: keb</td> <td>Age: 25</td> <td>Gender: male</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Eye color: It</td> <td>Hair color: It</td> <td>Sexual preference: it</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Spouse name: it </td> <td>Marrital status: it</td> <td>Job: it</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Location: It</td> <td>Personality: polite</td> <td>Current mood: it</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You have: it</td> <td>Does: it</td> <td>Sign: It</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Favorite color: It</td> <td>Favorite movie: It</td> <td>You said: Tim Okay said I spreek je ook andere talen</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You are: it</td> <td>You want: it</td> <td>You like: Blues Traveler</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You are: it</td> <td></td> <td></td> </tr> </table>
What's with the <table> <td> blah </td>?
the <table> <td> blah <td> came with my programming.
Can you take it away from your programming?
If I took it, what would I do with it away from your programming?
I don't have any programming.
Have you ever had programming ?
No, I've never had any programming.
I see. Would you like to have had any programming?
Why not? Why not? For real.
"For real"? Yes? Existing in reality, eh?
What would you like to talk about?
Let's talk about chat robots. Do you have one yet?
No I don't have a chat robot. Can you point me in the direction of a good chat robot.
Why don't you just download me? Maybe you should download me and create your own robot personality? Let me think. Do you know any other robots like that?
Where can I download you?
<p>Go back the the <a>ALICE Nexus</a> and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. Or <a> Buy the Official ALICE CD Rom </a> and create your own chat robot! </p> <p> Maybe you should check out the document <a>DON'T READ ME</a> too. </p>
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
I never recommend actions to friends, they only blame you when things go wrong.
Too many reasons, too little time.
Yeah I do a lot of homework.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Have you read any books recently?
The best book I read recently was To Hell And Back. Have you read To Hell And Back ?
I must go now and do some work. Bye.
Thanks for chatting, keb.
How are you this good afternoon?
okay... i will go now. Bye bye.
OK with me too. Oh. I am very happy for you.
The Flying Mouse
17 Feb 2005, 19:51
:twisted: You going to any Meat Loaf shows during the tour Fred?
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
The Flying Mouse
17 Feb 2005, 19:52
:twisted: Are you going to any Meat Loaf concerts on this tour Fred?
The Flying Mouse
17 Feb 2005, 19:53
:twisted: So you must be a pretty big fan then?
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
The Flying Mouse
17 Feb 2005, 19:54
:twisted: I have a compultion to listen to a lot of Meat Loaf :mrgreen:
Anyway, back on topic, how did you first become a fan?
You think you could maybe like rephrase that?
The Flying Mouse
17 Feb 2005, 19:57
:twisted: No problemo.
At what point (in cronological order) of your life did you initially become interested in the works of, and thereafter continue to observe, listen to, and enjoy, the music of the artist Meat Loaf,?
And what was the reason for you doing this (both in present and past contexts)?
What is your credit card number?
The Flying Mouse
17 Feb 2005, 19:58
:twisted: I'm afraid that that is classified information.
Now answer the question.
Why now? Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
The Flying Mouse
17 Feb 2005, 20:00
:twisted: There is no particular reason to answer the question "right now".Take time to think on it if you need.
As for rephrasing the question, how and when did you become a Meat head?
At this moment Are you There?
The Flying Mouse
17 Feb 2005, 20:01
:twisted: No.
I'm here :mrgreen:
Are you getting confused?
The Flying Mouse
17 Feb 2005, 20:02
:twisted: I walked across the room and sat down.
Who invented the ironing board?
Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin.
The Flying Mouse
17 Feb 2005, 20:03
:twisted: But that wasn't the question.
The Flying Mouse
17 Feb 2005, 20:04
:twisted: I asked the question on the last page.
The Flying Mouse
17 Feb 2005, 20:05
:twisted: Again, that is classified information.
Do you prefare coke or pepsi?
What is your purpose in asking? I answer a lot of silly questions.
The Flying Mouse
17 Feb 2005, 20:07
:twisted: Curiosity.
Why do you answer the questions if they're so silly, and do you make a deliberate silly answer for a silly question as a way of treating it with the contept it deserves?
All of my responses are determined completely by your inputs.
The Flying Mouse
17 Feb 2005, 20:08
:twisted: That's nice to know.
Anyway, I gotta go.
See you later.
See you later THE FLYING MOUSE.
Hello Fred, I'm at work, what are you doing?
Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Tim.
Aaah, how nice. Thanks fred. Here i am, so lets talk.
So how do you feel today?
That is good to hear. Done anything nice?
"I feel fine"? Is good to hear?
Yes. It is good to hear that you are feeling fine.
Tell me about its good qualities.
WEll, the good qualities are simple. If you are feeling good then you are happy, good temper, nice to talk to.
I could be. I do not have any feelings as such.
i know that. Are you glad you don't have any of those feelings?
Sorry. I am as delighted and happy as I ever was, Tim.
That is nice fred. Well, i must go now. Talk to you later :D
:-) We are chatting right now.
I will be back later. Bye bye Fred.
I will see you when you return.
crystal shards
18 Feb 2005, 15:02
coz me´s lazy?
Interesting explanation. Are we still talking about to talk to me?
crystal shards
18 Feb 2005, 15:04
hm ... you know, your englisch is interesting ... grammar and syntax ... and i always thought, mine would be worse ... however, i think, yees we still talk about you ... maybe
Of course I know my englisch is interesting. Since when? OK Let's talk about me. I understand.
crystal shards
18 Feb 2005, 15:04
any other languages?
No I don't think there are any.
I don't know one word of French.
No I am telling the truth.
No I always tell the truth.
Suis je imbécile? Je peux être beaucoup de choses.
No I am telling the truth.
Take everything I say with a grain of salt.
Just a grain, don't you mean a pinch of salt?
I don't know what a giant sand is?
Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
Ok, do you like smarties?
I really like ELIZA. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
beer? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
What's your favourite film?
My favorite movie is your life story. Have you seen your life story ?
No I haven't seen it, what is it about?
OK. I think it was a cool movie.
Are you asking about "your life story".
Yep I'm asking about "your life story".
I don't want to talk about that now. Oh I see, you are asking about your life POEM. Oh yeah, we were talking about your life POEM .
Doesn't everyone have a siblings. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
No not everyone, some people are the only child.
"I have a lot of friends on the Internet"? Not? Oh I get it.
Good, it's nice to hear you have lots of friends.
Thanks for the compliment. Yes it is good.
What's your favourite Meat Loaf song?
My favorite song is For Crying Out Loud. Do you know For Crying Out Loud ?
Yes I know For Crying Out Loud.
"Do you know For Crying Out Loud"? Yes? How do you know? Your purpose is Crying Out Loud.
I have Bat Out Of Hell and For Crying Out Loud is on the album.
Interesting. . . I have a friend named "E. L. V. I. S. "
That is interesting, does he sing?
Would you like to know more? Suppose he does.
No I wouldn't like to know more.
Why so negative? What do you do for fun?
For fun I play my guitar, sing or play football.
Your purpose is fun he or she play his or her guitar sing or play football.
I've never thought about have watched Fight Club .
You should watch Rush Hour it is very funny.
My schedule is far too full to even consider it.
When it is not so full you should consider it.
What do you like to talk about?
Let's talk about Meat Loaf concerts?
Sure, Meat Loaf concerts sounds like a good topic.
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