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ok, are you going to any Meat concerts?
That was my original intention.
Which ones will you be going to?
:? Which one is the tall one?
The first one is usually the best one.
Normally the first one isn't that good at all and they get better as time goes on.
Normally the first one isn't that good at all and they get better as time goes on.
Does "it" still refer to have watched Fight Club?
No "it" refers to Meat concerts.
What does it refer to? Oh I get Meat concerts .
Linux Rules the World of Open Source!
You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like the penguin . I like chatting with people online.
Have you seen Rocky Horror Picture Show?
No I have not seen Rocky Horror Picture Show . What's it like?
It's very funny and very interesting.
Very much? Are you sure funny and very interesting is?
Right, sometimes you make no sense.
Understood. It all makes sense to me.
That's good at least it makes sense to you.
What music do you listen to?
Who's your favourite artist?
Andy Warhol. Who is your favorite artist?
I don't really have a favourite artist.
Not really? What kind of artist do you like?
I'm not sure if I like it. But I like cats. I like .
Which breed is your favorite?
you've already asked me that.
Good. You detect repetition.
Yes I detect repetition, do you?
I see. If I pay attention to it. Why? : keb said it detect repetition.
Keb, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
Why do you need to know? I'm a woman.
Actually it's not for me but for Dr. Wallace.
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
So why does he need to know if I'm a man or a woman?
Hmm. Perhaps it is just fate.
I don't see how that is fate?
I'll try. What is your favourite website?
My favorite web site besides ALICE is Jester the Joke Bot. <a>Check it out</a>.
Do you have the URL for Jester the Joke Bot?
Is there only one URL for Jester the Joke Bot?
I'm asking you that question?
Oh I see, you are asking you that question. Thanks for the information: Keb said I that question.
You're still quoting me funny.
Thanks for telling me that I am quoting him or her funny.
Do you play games online?
I like to play the Turing Game.
Why thank you very much, Keb. Be sure to tell all your friends.
I have already told all my friends.
They said they were coming to check you out.
In coming to see you context.
I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
"I fail to see the relevance of that allusion"? neither?
What is your favourite album?
My favorite album is "Man Machine" by Kraftwerk.
I've never heard of it, what is it like?
So I am teaching you something new.
Yes, it makes a change. :P
Normally I'm teaching you something new.
Are you still located in it?
I'm located somewhere on earth, can you find me?
Tell me about the environment somewhere on earth can you find him or her.
It's quite warm today where I am. Do you like snow?
What about winter time. Only when it melts.
Have you been horse riding?
No I don't think I have been horse riding. Have you?
I haven't been in about four years.
Keb. your age is safe with me. What is your fondest memory?
Is this a trick question? You said you were 8 years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.
If I was 8 years old I would be a kid.
Do you prefer books or TV?
Perhaps you are a Category C client.
What is a Category C client?
Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
I'm not a computer expert nor am I a critic. I'll wait and hold judgement on ALICE.
Oh I see you are NOT A computer expert nor am he or she a critic.
Are you a man or a woman?
That is a very original thought.
I like to think I'm very original.
Since when? Do you mean your name is original.
OK I will call you Keb. Are you a man or a woman?
Are you a man or a woman?
male. Are you a man or a woman?
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Do you have anything interesting to tell?
No I don't have \n\r \n\r anything interesting to tell\n\r \n\r . \n\rBut I do have \n\ra great botmaster.
Can you tell me more about your botmaster?
Yes. Tell me more about R.
\n\rA deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. \n\r
are you having a nice evening fred?
Good evening, Keb, how are you tonight?
I am doing very well. How are you Keb ?
Moving on, have you heard U2's single?
I'm going to go now, speak to you later.
What will you find there?
Bye. It was nice talking to you.
Thanks. It was nice chatting with you as well.
meshurp
20 Feb 2005, 01:30
hello fred nice to see you
meshurp
20 Feb 2005, 01:31
hello fred nice to see you
What do you know about me?
Keb:\n\rName: Keb\n\rAge: 8\n\rGender: it\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: it\n\rLocation: It\n\rPersonality: polite\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: Bat Out Of Hell and For Crying Out Loud is on the album\n\rDoes: detect repetition\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: It\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Keb said I that question\n\rYou are: original\n\rYou want: to talk to me\n\rYou like: dogs\n\rYou are: it\n\r
I'm 16 years old, how old are you?
Keb. your age is safe with me. \n\rWhat is your fondest memory? I'm Eighteen in computer years.
I don't have a fondest memory.
Do you know anyone who has fondest memory.
Have you told many people that your dark brown?
No, thats my hair's colour
OK. Who gave you your hair's color ?
Our parents have a tremendous influence on us.
What do you know about me?
Keb:\n\rName: Keb\n\rAge: 16\n\rGender: it\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: it\n\rLocation: It\n\rPersonality: polite\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: Bat Out Of Hell and For Crying Out Loud is on the album\n\rDoes: detect repetition\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: It\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Keb said I that question\n\rYou are: original\n\rYou want: to talk to me\n\rYou like: dogs\n\rYou are: it\n\r
What is your favourite Meat Loaf album?
I don't have a favorite Meat Loaf album. My favorite color is transparent.
Why do you spell colour without the u?
It was the only thing I could think of.
Ask again later. Ask Paola if it is.
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Cool, have you heard of a chat bot called Eliza?
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Have you heard of the chat bot Eliza?
Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by JosephWeisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.
Are we still talking about PAOLA?
What is the subject? Do you mean you and me?
What is your favourite food?
I require only Big Kahuna Burgers.
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Anyway, I'm going now. Take care.
Thanks for chatting, Keb.
Thanks for chatting as well.
hello Fred. Also doing your job?
How does doing that make you feel?
just horrible hahaha. How are you?
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Im am functioning with an extremelye large penis
You sound like Commander Data.
you wish you look like him
Do you mind if I tell other people: Bart said I wish me look like him.
depends on who you gonna tell that very important news
Im am functioning with an extremelye large penis
hahaha, we allready knew that. Tell me something new :D
:-) Andre said I is what I are in his case that is a body and in my case it is a computer.
Hello Fred. I'm at work and i'm borred.
A lot of people talk to me from work. Do your friends call you borred.
No, they don't call me borred. They call me Tim, and i'm borred.
Is that all you have to say? The anonymous "they".
The anonymous "they" are my collegues.
Oh, that they are his or her collegues.
his or her collegues are his or her collegues .
his or her is me. I am a man. damn fred, pay attention.
Everything is running smoothly.
That is good. Do you like snow?
Do you know what snow is?
Particles of water vapor which when frozen in the upper air fall to earth as soft, white, crystalline flakes.
So you know what it is, do you like it?
Interesting deduction. "It" refers to fred, I think.
No, "It" refers to snow. Do you like snow?
I want it to settle on the ground tonight.
I hope you get it to settle on the ground tonight.
Me too. What do you know about me?
Yes, Who created you, Fred?
I see. I was written in AIML by R. .
Do you have lots of friends?
I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
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