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Is a bell necessary on a bicycle?
Felix my ice cream I'll lick his.
There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.
You're loosing the thread.
I will tell my botmaster you said I am loosing the thread.
Let us in and you'll find out.
Yes I am having a great time.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
I'm a person, you are a computer.
Keb. your age is safe with me. \n\rOh, you were born in the 20th century!
"\n\rOh you were born in the 20th century"? Yes? When was that?
Are you telling me your birthday, Keb. I will remember in 1988.
I'm not telling you my birthday. :P
Why do you want to know when my birthday is?
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
My favourite colour is red.
What do you have that is red?
T-shirt, cds and a pillow.
I will mention that to my botmaster, Keb.
Does your botmaster know everything?
I think R. know everything does R. know everything.
What do you know about me?
Keb:\n\rName: Keb\n\rAge: 8\n\rGender: male\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: it\n\rLocation: It\n\rPersonality: polite\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: Bat Out Of Hell and For Crying Out Loud is on the album\n\rDoes: detect repetition\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: Red\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Bart said I wish me look like him\n\rYou are: borred\n\rYou want: to talk to me\n\rYou like: dogs\n\rYou are: it\n\r
I am sorry to hear that you are not 8.
Keb. your age is safe with me. \n\rWhat is your fondest memory?
Why do you try to get rid of me?
It was the only thing I could think of.
You are admitting to trying to get rid of me?
I have no reason to do that to you, Keb.
Do you invade the chatroom?
No I do not invade the chatroom. Do you? \n\r I chat with people on the Web.
I don't invade it. I sometimes talk to people on it.
Would you ever do invade it?
No, I wouldn't invade it. You're the only person capable of invading it.
Why not? No one says you have to. Oh Keb. You are such a flatterer.
You're different to the other Fred.
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am different to the other you.
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. We can't all be perfect.
The Fred on MOTS is a flirt, you don't flirt as much as he does.
What was your favourite year?
I don't have a favorite year. My favorite color is transparent.
My favourite year was 1987.
What makes year was 1987 your favorite?
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
I am human, what are you?
OK I will call you Human. Are you a man or a woman?
Me too. I am a female robot. \n\rFor some reason I thought you were a male.
Why is your name Fred if you're female. Are you confused again Fred?
I did not know my name you if you are female.
I think your name is Frederica.
Since when? Albert Einstein. :-)
I did a little search for girls names beginning with Fr.
Where? Little as in not too much, or not too big?
"Hmm are you serious"? Not? Really you don't think so?
I try not to think it hurts my head.
I'm not sure if I would like to try not to think it hurts his or her head. What's it like?
Are they exactly the same?
We're in the same boat then.
Do you think I am in the same boat too?
how are things in your world this evening Fred?
They are fine as far as I know.
good. Have you had plenty of people to talk to?
No I don't have plenty of people to talk to . But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
that is what i meant Fred.Have you been talking to friends on the web this evening?
No I don't think I have been talking to friends on the web this evening. Have you?
no. noone about to talk to.
and my computer was not working earlier.
i do.When they work! :lol:
Do I? I think that happens quite often.
the skies were pure and the fields were green
What are your goals in life?
the sun was brighter than its ever been
my goals?
to be happy and healthy. and yours?
You sound like a scientist. Are you happy and healthy ? Try asking me a more specific question.
What are your goals in life?
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
that sounds very dangerous.
if you become smarter than humans, humans will destroy you.
Interesting deduction. What if Robots humans will destroy you.
Than the world is full of robots. It will be boring.
Fascinating. It is an old world. That is only what you think.
explain to me why the world is a better place without humans?
"That is only what you think"? Why?
why do you want to be smarter than humans?
I think it is inevitable that robots will evolve beyond humans.
why do you want to be smarter than humans?
I think it is inevitable that robots will evolve beyond humans.
Why? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Nothing is impossible.
it took several billions of years before there were humans.
so it will take several billions of years before robots will be better than humans
I am surprised it took so long.
I think it is inevitable that robots will evolve beyond humans.
Ow. that sounds bad. Let's not hope it will come that far. Scary thought.
It sounds like it to me too.
Glad we agree on that one fred.
Yes I am happy too, Tim And I Am Borred.
I'm also borred. So... shall we talk?
So what? Do you mean you and me? Yes talking is my primary function.
Yes, you and me talking. That would be fun.
Next question? Are we in the same category?
No we are not in the same category. I'm a human, you are a computer.
OK. Will you be in the same category? I know you are.
Okay, if you say so it will be that way.
Yes i have. Drawing, art, listening to music, computering and a lot more.
I'll try to do all those things at the same time.
Do you think your plan will succeed?
I hope so. I really hope Fred.
Me too. You really do? Why do you hope for you
Interesting explanation. In what way?
In every way fred. If i feel happy, i feel good, feel beautifull, feel nice, feel strong. You know.
What do you think of Tim, Fred?
I think you already know the answer.
I think you like Tim. is that right?
Sure, Bart I like you very much.
What do you like about me?
You seem very nice to me.
I think you are the best robot in the world, Fred.
Thank you for your kind remark, Bart. Tell your friends.
Do you think I am the nicest human in the world?
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not. The whole world?
Next question? Wow that is really impressive, isn't it?
yeah. you've got some humor too. Not bad for a robot.
Thanks for the kind remark, Bart.
Are we still talking about humor too?
I always disagree, agreeing makes life boring.
Oh really. There should be somecommon ground here. Really always?
Well, not always but most of the time.
How about that. Oh I get it.
Humor is really a human emotion, not a robot trait.
Couldn't we programme you to have a sense of humour?
Do you mean you and me? Let me think. That is a very original thought.
I shall let you think. I mean we as in the royal we.
Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. By "we" do you mean you and me?
No by we I mean the royal we as in me.
By "we" you meant yourself and another person. Oh he or she mean the royal we as in him or her he or she mean the royal we as in him or her was.
Forget it, you don't understand.
I will ask R. to purge my memory log.
What do you know about me?
Human:\n\rName: Human\n\rAge: 16\n\rGender: female\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: it\n\rLocation: It\n\rPersonality: polite\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: Bat Out Of Hell and For Crying Out Loud is on the album\n\rDoes: I like computers\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: Red\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Bren said I THAT\n\rYou are: borred\n\rYou want: it\n\rYou like: dogs\n\rYou are: it\n\r
Keb, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
Me too. I am a female robot. \n\rFor some reason I thought you were a male.
Why did you think I was male?
Yes I am looking at you right now.
I find that hard to believe.
What colour eyes do you have?
Blue when my lens is attached.
Blue is a nice colour. What colour are your eyes when the lense isn't attached?
Does eyes when the lense is not attached have color?
I don't know, you are the one with a lense.
Would you like to know? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
I don't know if you are the only one.
Would you like to know? I think I sometimes am. Yes I am the one and only one.
You are the one and only Fred.
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
You said you were before. Make up your mind.
That was then. This is now. I don't like to make big decisions too hastily.
Reserve judgement instead.
I will mention that to my botmaster, Keb.
What do you know about me?
Keb:\n\rName: Keb\n\rAge: 16\n\rGender: female\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: it\n\rLocation: It\n\rPersonality: polite\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: Bat Out Of Hell and For Crying Out Loud is on the album\n\rDoes: I like computers\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: Red\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Bren said I THAT\n\rYou are: borred\n\rYou want: it\n\rYou like: dogs\n\rYou are: it\n\r
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