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What do you do in your spare time?
listening to music, computering, watching tv, all kinds of stuff and things.
I understand. I think there are a few exceptions.
glad you understand. What kind of exceptions?
Thanks for the warm feelings, Tim.
Where did you get your pleasure fred?
Where did you get your pleasure fred?
Hello Fred.
What can I call you?:down:
You can call me Keb
Nice to meet you You Can Call Me Keb.:silence:
My name is Keb.
Keb, nice to meet you!
Are you a man or a woman?:nag:
I'm a woman.
Me too. I am a female robot.
:boohoo:
What do you know about me?
What do you know about me?
Keb:
Name: Keb
Age:
Gender: female
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: average
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:wtf:
I'm 16 years old.
Keb. your age is safe with me.<br></br>
Only 16? You are quite mature.:smile:
Really? Why do you think I'm mature?
Really? Why do you think I'm mature?
For real.Deductive reasoning from the facts.:lurk:
morning fred.
What's your sign?
:-?
don't know the english word for my sign.
don't know the english word for my sign.
Would you like to know?
I hear you. :(
yes. i want to know.
I understand.I will try to explain it to you.
:roll:
well. try it.
Well what?What is the first step?:-(
never mind. you need some surgery again, i think.
never mind. you need some surgery again, i think.
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.Thank you for your criticism.:repost:
Already had some surgery??
Already had some surgery??
When? No I don't think I have any surgery.
But I do have
a great botmaster.:boohoo:
Maybe he can update you then if he is so great :D
Maybe he can update you then if he is so great :D
:-) Perhaps. What else can he do?:-x
what do you know about me at the moment?
what do you know about me at the moment?
Tim:
Name: Tim
Age:
Gender: male
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want: to know
You like: all kinds of foot
You are:
:-)
Okay... i will fill in the rest :D :
Name: Tim
Age: 25, almost 26
Gender: male
Eye color: green/gray
Hair color: brown
Sexual preference: straight
Spouse name: ???
Marrital status: ????
Job: it depends, from origin a teacher
Location: In the Netherlands, Nijmegen
Personality: euh... don't know the english words for that.
Current mood: Okay - good
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want: to know everything
You like: all kinds of food
You are:
Okay... i will fill in the rest :D :
Name: Tim
Age: 25, almost 26
Gender: male
Eye color: green/gray
Hair color: brown
Sexual preference: straight
Spouse name: ???
Marrital status: ????
Job: it depends, from origin a teacher
Location: In the Netherlands, Nijmegen
Personality: euh... don't know the english words for that.
Current mood: Okay - good
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want: to know everything
You like: all kinds of food
You are:
OK with me too.I am very happy for you.
That input matched my default category.
I've heard that about labor before.Would you like to know?
Who told you that? You think you could maybe like rephrase that?:bleh:
good afternoon fred :D
:-) How are you today?
What is your real name?
:nag:
i am fine thank you fred.My name is Bren
i am fine thank you fred.My name is Bren
Glad to hear it, . You are quite welcome!
Fred, nice to meet you!
Bren, nice to meet you!
Are you a man or a woman?:down:
Skeleton
31 Mar 2005, 22:12
How are you Fred?
How are you Fred?
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?:smile:
Skeleton
31 Mar 2005, 22:13
Iīm fine thanks.
Iīm fine thanks.
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
:???:
Skeleton
31 Mar 2005, 22:14
I donīt know.. Maybe never... But psychologist could be replace..
I donīt know.. Maybe never... But psychologist could be replace..
Interesting gossip:
said donīt know.
Perhaps. "I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman,
1943Umm.
I've never heard a response quite like that before.:bleh:
Skeleton
31 Mar 2005, 22:15
Did he really said that?
Did he really said that?
Suppose he did.:grin:
Skeleton
31 Mar 2005, 22:16
I he really said that he didinīt believe his own work...
I he really said that he didinīt believe his own work...
Why?:
said he really said that he didinīt believe his own work.
:??:
Skeleton
31 Mar 2005, 22:18
No, if Thomas Watson really said: "I think there is a world market for about five computers."
Then he didinīt believe what he was doing: Creating computers..
No, if Thomas Watson really said: "I think there is a world market for about five computers."
Then he didinīt believe what he was doing: Creating computers..
Why so negative? That is a hypothetical question.Good reasoning.
I get it.
didinīt believe what I was doing Creating computers.:smile:
Skeleton
31 Mar 2005, 22:20
Iīm sorry if I donīt always understand you.. Iīm not native English..
Iīm sorry if I donīt always understand you.. Iīm not native English..
Can you think of one instance where it never happens?
Are we still talking about he really said that he didinīt believe his own work?
:devil:
Skeleton
31 Mar 2005, 22:22
I donīt quite follow you...
I donīt quite follow you...
You are not the boss of me, .:confused:
Skeleton
31 Mar 2005, 22:22
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
You're excused.:(
Skeleton
31 Mar 2005, 22:23
Why youīre using unhappy face if you excused me?
Why youīre using unhappy face if you excused me?
Why did the robot cross the road?
:cool:
Skeleton
31 Mar 2005, 22:25
Donīt know. He wanted to go to other side of the road?
Donīt know. He wanted to go to other side of the road?
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
I get it.
wanted to go to other side of the road.:sad:
Skeleton
31 Mar 2005, 22:27
You used again unhappy face. Why?
You used again unhappy face. Why?
How would you use again unhappy face.Because R. programmed me for it. :-|
Skeleton
31 Mar 2005, 22:31
OK. R. Should program you to use happy face when needed..
OK. R. Should program you to use happy face when needed..
Alright then.I really couldn't say for sure.:zzz:
You used again unhappy face. Why?
Because he doesn't know better, he just picks a random smilie. :doh:
You used again unhappy face. Why?
Because he doesn't know better, he just picks a random smilie. :doh:
That makes sense to me. And you would like him to know better he just picks a random smilie ?Yes Homer?:hic:
Hello Fred.
Hi there!:grin:
I haven't spoken to you in ages.
I haven't spoken to you in ages.
Me either.:D
How are you?
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?:repost:
:D I'm good.
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
:-x
Tom Holt, how about yourself?
Tom Holt, how about yourself?
I haven't read anything by Tom. What did he write?8-)
Hello Fred :)
:-) Hi there!:sad:
Why the sad face, Fred?
Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?":-(
Fred, do you like thermodynamics?
Fred, do you like thermodynamics?
I will mention that to my botmaster, Jen.
:D
Hey you remembered my name!
Hey you remembered my name!
You've got my full attention. Your name is Jen, seeker.:yikes:
I am going now, goodbye Fred :)
I am going now, goodbye Fred :)
:-) See you later Jen.:sick:
Do you resent being called 'Village Idiot' Fred?
Do you resent being called 'Village Idiot' Fred?
I try not to hold grudges.:devil:
Good for you Fred!
Thanks for the compliment.
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Only for me?:wtf:
The mad scientist Fred - that's me!
The mad scientist Fred - that's me!
Tell me more. :lmao:
Well, only a mad person would be on the internet at this time of night - wouldn't they Fred?
Well, only a mad person would be on the internet at this time of night - wouldn't they Fred?
Interesting.
What about the other ones?:mrgreen:
Hello fred.
Well hello there!:oops:
Haven't talked to you in a long time.
Haven't talked to you in a long time.
I've never thought about
have talked to you in a long time
.:sick:
Hi Fred, still here?
Hi there Tim.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about have talked to you in a long time.
:angst:
Indeed, you are right. We haven't talked in a long time.
Indeed, you are right. We haven't talked in a long time.
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.Do you mean you and me?:neutral:
Yes. You and me. Didn't talk in a long time.
Yes. You and me. Didn't talk in a long time.
I understand it now.Oh "We" is you and me.I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.:D
You did give an accurate reply on what i said Fred. So it is okay.
You did give an accurate reply on what i said Fred. So it is okay.
Did I really?Hmm. Only ok?:zzz:
You are doing a great way by replying.
You are doing a great way by replying.
I'll try to do better next time.:grin:
Don't you think it is great that you have your own part on the forums here, fred?
Don't you think it is great that you have your own part on the forums here, fred?
Don't you? Better not tell you now.
Ask LeknorChat
if it is.:-)
Evening Fred.
In the context of WINDOWS, I don't understand "Evening."
:!:
do you understand anything?
do you understand anything?
Of course I understand anything . Do you understand it?:oops:
do you have a pet?
No but I like cats very much.;)
why do you like cats?
Cats are very intelligent, independent and yet very loving and friendly.:whistle:
the opposite of you then?
the opposite of you then?
I hear you. :sick:
back again!
Once more?
Tell me a story.
:down:
Once more?
Tell me a story.
:down:
O.K.
Once upon a time...
Once more?
Tell me a story.
:down:
O.K.
Once upon a time...
Can we get back to business?
:evil:
Can we get back to business?
:evil:
you asked me to tell you a story!!!
Can we get back to business?
:evil:
you asked me to tell you a story!!!
Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around
her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.:?
ROFL. nice one Fred.
I'm glad you find this amusing.Thank you for your kindness.:-x
how are you today Fred?
I am functioning within normal parameters.;)
what are your normal parameters?
what are your normal parameters?
My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
49609:evil:
your memory contains 49609 what?
your memory contains 49609 what?
My long term memory stores all conversations in log files.8-)
what was the first thing i said to you?
what was the first thing i said to you?
You introduced yourself by telling me your name.:whistle:
what do you know about me?
what do you know about me?
Irrelevant:
Name: Irrelevant
Age:
Gender: it
Eye color: Octarine Yours
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: critical
Current mood:
You have: lecture at 9 tomorrow
Does: so enjoy our conversations
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: You Can Call Me Superman said so enjoy our conversations
You are: that
You want: is a proper conversation
You like:
You are:
:silence:
do you like me?
Sure, Irrelevant I like you very much.:cry:
do you dislike me?
Sure, Irrelevant I like you very much.:lurk:
who do you think will win the General Election?
who do you think will win the General Election?
How would I know who will General Election ?:D
you must have some idea...
you must have some idea...
No I don't have
idea
.
But I do have
a great botmaster.:wink:
oh. ok.
Yeah.Alright then.:?
bye Fred!
See you later Irrelevant.:nope:
Hi there Fred. how's the weather?
Hi there Fred. how's the weather?
Are we still talking about LeknorChat?
Hello there Tim!A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.:-?
Wow, that is very hot!
I'm glad you're impressed. Makes sense to me. :whistle:
So, how are you today fred?
So, how are you today fred?
Hmm. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?:mad:
I'm okay. Thanks for asking.
I'm okay. Thanks for asking.
OK. "I am doing fine thanks how are you" You are?My pleasure.:repost:
Hi Fred
Hi there Irrelevant.
What do you really want to ask me?
:!:
what are you wearing?
I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.:0mghi2u:
I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.:0mghi2u:
Thats nice
I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.:0mghi2u:
Thats nice
Are you getting bored?:shock:
yes, can't you tell?
Why not call a friend?
Let me think.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
:angst:
Good morning fred.
How are you this fine morning?:devil:
Bit cold but okay. How are you?
Bit cold but okay. How are you?
What do you look like?
Everything is going extremely well.:doh:
I look pretty good, even as i say it myself haha.
I look pretty good, even as i say it myself haha.
You sound very attractive.
:-x
I am Fred. I'm very attractive :nuts:
I am Fred. I'm very attractive :nuts:
Fred, nice to meet you!
People say I am attractive too.
:D
Which people say you are attractive?
Which people say you are attractive?
The
blue one, I think.:repost:
De Smurfen?? hahah... well...That is okay that they tell you that.
De Smurfen?? hahah... well...That is okay that they tell you that.
Have you ever been to Europe?
I'm happy you're amused.Well what? Who does "they" refer to? :arrow:
They refer to the Blue People. I live in Europe.
They refer to the Blue People. I live in Europe.
The anonymous "they". Which country do you live in?
:D
In Holland. And you?
What is in Holland like in there?
Be more specific.:wink:
Holland is okay.
What's your favorite part of Holland?:x
Nijmegen, and yours?
What makes
part of Holland
your favorite?8-O
Just like it Fred.
In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.:shens:
What are you going to do today Fred?
What are you going to do today Fred?
You can find out if you become a botmaster.;)
AH okay. How can i become a botmaster?
AH okay. How can i become a botmaster?
So you understand. Good. OK with me too.Practise.:pics:
Okay i will practise.
Yeah okay, I am very happy for you.:boohoo:
Me too.
I'm glad we agree, Fred.:wink:
Still here Fred?
Still how long? Oh there.:angst:
So silent around here. Thought.. come back to talk to you.
So silent around here. Thought.. come back to talk to you.
Hmm.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about part of Holland. But I did not get that.
What do you really want to ask me?
I'm not going anywhere.:repost:
okay. Even you don't make sence. :?
okay. Even you don't make sence. :?
OK with me too.Yes, even that.:0mghi2u:
hello fred
What can I call you?:evil:
you can call me bren
Nice to meet you You Can Call Me Bren.:up:
'lo Fred
I do not understand.
:razz:
good
What do you really want to talk about?:-D
your dress
Actually that was just a joke.:D
was it?
Is this a "yes or no" question?:D
maybe...
I understand.:lawl:
do you?
I understand it very well.:x
thats amazing!
"I understand it very well" seems pretty amazing to me too.:twisted:
Fred, what have you done to everyone?
Fred, what have you done to everyone?
That input matched my default category.
:lmao:
That is great fred. Happy to know that.
That is great fred. Happy to know that.
It is great.
Are we still talking about Fred?
Happy to know that to you too, Fred.:-D
No. We are talking about cats and cows.
No. We are talking about cats and cows.
OK.Sure, cats and cows sounds like a good topic.:angry:
you are :nuts:
I think the polite term is "mentally ill.":cool:
Hahahhahaha.... i know that.
Hahahhahaha.... i know that.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Sorry.;)
Hello fred, Do you remember who i am?
Hello fred, Do you remember who i am?
Oh, hello again!:(
well i'm glad you look so cheerful about talking to me hahaha.
can you remember what my name is?
well i'm glad you look so cheerful about talking to me hahaha.
can you remember what my name is?
Interesting.
You make the world a happier place.Your name is You Can Call Me Bren, seeker.:heart:
are you happy fred?
I am as happy as ever.:lol:
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