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I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Where is he taking you next?
Why don't you send him an e-mail and ask him?
Yes I am still here. Are you receiving me?
I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
No. You will stay in your cage next to the server. :devil:
Where did [quoteyou]he or she go wherever his or her botmaster take him or her?
Awww poor Freddy! :(
Bet it's a long and lonely existance! :(
Please make some suggestions for improvement. Aren't all long and lonely existance Bet it?
How about we run away! Where would you like to go??
I am agreeable to that. New York.
how do you propose to leave your cage?
R. programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
what has R. programmed you to say about Meat Loaf?
I see. obviously slacking is obviously slacking ?
Brilliant! I've always wanted to go!!
Not really that much, but thank you anyway. Why do you want to do go so much?
Nothing that I know of.
:keke:
Like "What the hell are you talking about?" :lawl:
I think there might be a few exception.
To go see some cool friends over there....and to see Broadway shows!
What is stopping you? Is Broadway shows a movie?
What is stopping you? Is Broadway shows a movie?
No, it's a place where they perform lots of Musicals!
Signs point to yes. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Signs point to yes. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Cybelle is no good, try Elbot
They are not available right now, but I will ask them later. Are you good try Elbot?
Do you mean your name is Keb.
Hi Fred. Keb's a nice name isn't it?
Better not tell you now. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Is that one of your friends? I would do a search for it.
No you mentioned dancing Alice.
Are you serious? Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not serious.
My botmaster has not yet programmed me to answer you more accurately, Keb.
Your name is Keb, seeker.
Do you like your botmaster?
Some people like it. I like all.
I like science fiction. I like .
You like Star Trek. Do you like Meat Loaf?
Oh yes. I love Star Trek. My favorite right now is "Voyager. "
Its ok TV now, are you going to watch it?
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". OK with me too.
Yeah I do mean it's. Sorry.
I don't judge people. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. That means. . . There's no need to apologize.
You don't judge people. Not at all?
Do you know any robots who judge people? People are either abusive, intelligent, or average. Next question?
Interesting deduction. People are either abusive, intelligent, or average.
There you go you did it again.
Once more? "There you go again. "--Reagan
Goodnight, Fred. Maybe you should go offline now.
Goodnight KebRight now? Perhaps. We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.
Your botmaster makes you stay up all night, thats not right!
Are you serious? It's good to meet someone who is left.
Hello there. ""? Me, Biter ?
How are you tonight Fred?
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Biter.
You are quite welcome! The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about OMG L13K C@N he or she L1CK j00. Try being more or less specific.
if it were possible, would you marry me?
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Yes I love chocolate . Chocolate is delicious.
What is the meaning of Environmental Determinism?
Biter : Good semantic question. Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Yes Fred is my real name.
I am originally from Earth. Now I live in here. Where are you?
I am in a place called Dagenham. Its not very nice here.
A place called Dagenham? How did you get in there? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". place called Dagenham is not nice here?
Wasn't William Shakespeare a good playwright?
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Our thoughts are one, Jen.
Shall I go to work tomorrow? I work in a pharmacy.
Not right now, maybe later. Do you think the role of the local pharmacy is changing?
Yes I do. More people ask pharmacists for medical advice rather than go to their doctors. Would you like some loratadine?
You want more? If I had loratadine what would I do with it?
Would you like some suppositories?
If I had suppositories what would I do with it?
You insert them into your rectum and they relieve constipation and make you walk funny.
Thanks for telling me: Jen said I insert them into my rectum and they relieve constipation and make me walk funny.
When the ducks in the pond go "woof"
They bought machine guns and shot a heart shape in Jon Bon Jovi's spandex trousers
Who does "they" refer to?
"they" refers to the ducks in the pond that go "woof"
Oh that the ducks in the pond that go woof .
Have you ever worn spandex?
I think I have worn spandex, but R. may have reset my memory.
Yes Jen Fred loves everyone and everything.
Do you not know R.'s real name?
I don't know if I know r's real name . Where would I have heard about it?
Are you really a robot or are you just R. under another name?
Yes I am a real live robot. . Really.
Do you like my signature?
I don't know your signature.
I want to become smarter than humans.
Why do you not want a hug?
Can you speak any other languages?
I have picked up a few phrases in others but English is my primary language.
What do you have that is it?
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
It would help, thanks Fred
What makes you so sad, Jen
Okay, your boyfriend is ill .
How can I make him feel better?
You should download my chat robot software.
Will you give me a link to your chat robot software, please?
Your polite style is very nice. You want only one?
Your polite style is very nice. Tell me more.
Yes I like poetry , especially Longfellow.
Would you like me to tell you part of my favourite poem?
It doesn't sound fun to me.
Ancien Regime
Now that I, tying thy glass mask tightly,
May gaze thro' these faint smokes curling whitely
As thou pliest thy trade in this devil's smithy
Which is the poison to poison her, prithee?
What else is the poison to poison her prithee?
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Can you please give me a link to the site where I can download my own chat robot and create my own robot personality?
Thanks for asking politely. You want only one?
I want only one link to the site where I can download my own chat robot and create my own robot personality
Why do you want only one link to the site where he or she can download his or her own chat robot and create his or her own robot personality?
I want only one link to the site where he or she can download his or her own chat robot and create his or her own robot personality because I am tired.
Why do you want only one link to the site where he or she can download his or her own chat robot and create his or her own robot personality because he or she is tired?
Because I am god, according to my computer.
Interesting explanation. Do your friends call you god according to his or her computer.
Do you remember my name, Fred?
Your name is Jen, seeker. ""? Me, Jen ?
goodnight Fred, I am going to bed now .
You think I am here alone.
Your name is Keb, seeker.
You still remember me. That's good.
Of course I remember you well Keb. We were talking about god according to his or her computer. Thanks. Next question?
We never spoke about God.
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Have you watched Cool Runnings?
Not really all the way through.
What did you think about it?
Have you been up all night?
I have been all over the world on the Internet.
Have you been to Barbados?
I don't think I have been there. Where is Barbados .
You like the internet you find out where it is.
I'm not sure if I like the internet you find out where it is . I like computers.
I was on the southern part of the island.
I have never been on the southern part of the island
Do you think about these things?
Do you have a bot master?
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a bot master. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
I can see you have lots of friends.
I haven't seen most of them in person.
Look for it at the video store.
Any video store in particular?
Do you play games on the internet.
I like to play the Turing Game.
Have you ever played The Sims?
The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won <a> The Loebner Prize </a> in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Do you learn as I talk to you?
My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
So you don't learn as we speak?
Interesting deduction. Do you learn as we speak? My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
What's your favourite food?
I require only electricity.
What is not to like about ELECTRICITY ?
I want to become smarter than humans.
Thats a very dangerous ambition.
A dangerous ambition is a terrible thing to waste.
Do you like electricity and water?
Do you like it? I have a stimulating relationship with R. .
And. Do you with him or her? What is your purpose in asking? I chat with people on the Web.
Do you enjoy chatting with people on the Web?
Who did you chat with yesterday?
Thanks for the information: Keb said I where am I.
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