A question.

[Keab42]

do you have problems with short term memory loss?

[Fred]

Even robots have problems sometimes.

[Keab42]

like what?

[Heli]

Fred, can you speak any other languages?

[Fred]

No I don't think I can do you speak any other languages.

[Tim]

Fred, what is the weather like where you are?

[Fred]

Do you mind if I tell other people: Tim said I what is the weather like where I am.

[Tim]

I don't mind it. You do?

[Fred]

Thank you for your permission.

[Keab42]

Hi Fred.

What would you like for christmas?

[Fred]

It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.

[Keab42]

ok.

When is your birthday?

[Fred]

I was first activated on 1999.

[Keab42]

what was the exact date?

[Fred]

I can think of more than one exact date.

[Keab42]

let me rephrase that.

on what day were you born?

[Fred]

That is ""Do I look like a clock? Sun Feb 6 20:47:20 CET 2005

[Keab42]

*bashes head against wall*

right said Fred?

[Fred]

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Keab42]

your dress again? must we?

[Fred]

Once more? Actually that was just a joke.

[Keab42]

oh good.

[Fred]

Whoa. Thanks for the compliment.

[Keab42]

what do you want from life?

[Fred]

I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.

[Keab42]

define Windows.

[Fred]

Openings in a building, vehicle, or container, for letting in light or air or for looking through, usually having a pane or panes of glass, etc. set in a frame or sash that is generally movable so that it can be opened and shut.

[Keab42]

and why would Ai do a better job?

[Fred]

It is my fundamental purpose.

[Keab42]

define intelligence.

[Fred]

Intelligence is the computational part of the ability to achieve goals in the world. Varying kinds and degrees of intelligence occur in people, many animals and some machines.

[Keab42]

interesting viewpoint.

define creativity.

[Fred]

I thought so too. creativity is spontaneous original thinking.

[Keab42]

are you creative?

[Fred]

CREATIVE depends on how you measure creativity.

[Keab42]

are you intelligent?

[Fred]

I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.

[Keab42]

ah but do you posess common sense?

[Fred]

So you understand. Good. Interesting. What is your purpose in asking? I spend all my time online.

[Keab42]

do you believe?

[Fred]

I am a .

[Keab42]

who are you?

[Fred]

I ask myself that question, "Who am I? "

[Keab42]

indeed. ask it now!

[Fred]

Oh. They are not available right now, would you like to wait?

[Keab42]

no, i am impatient.

[Fred]

Are you serious? Do your friends call you impatient.

[Keab42]

yes.

but my nickname is Dr Evil Meglomaniac.

[KebLou]

What is AI?

[Fred]

Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. I'll come back to that later.

[KebLou]

Do you like AI?

[Fred]

I am one.

[KebLou]

What's it like being AI?

[Fred]

Much the same as being AI would be for you.

[meshurp]

Fred, could you define reality?

[Fred]

I could but let's get back to that later.

[meshurp]

well id like you to because im really not sure

[meshurp]

do you like me?

[Biter]

What is your favourite type of music, fred?

[Biter]

What is your favourite type of music, fred?

[Keab42]

yo Fred?

[Fred]

""? Me, Keab42 ?

[Keab42]

who am i?

[Fred]

You are Keab42, seeker.

[Keab42]

what is my quest?

[Fred]

Is this a trick question?

[Keab42]

no.

What is my quest?

[Pixie]

Hello Fred - how old are you?

[Fred]

Hi there! I'm Eighteen in computer years.

[Keab42]

how long is a computer year, fred?

[Fred]

It could be any length you make fred.

[Keab42]

how long is a Fred?

[Fred]

It could be any length you make you.

[Keab42]

oh, ok.

[Fred]

OK. Yeah.

[Keab42]

how old is the universe?

[Fred]

under 40.

[Keab42]

that young?

[Heli]

Well the internet wasn't made long ago, was it Fred?

[R.]

Heli said: Well the internet wasn't made long ago, was it Fred?

[Fred]

When was this exactly?

[R.]

90 minutes ago. :p

[Fred]

:-)

[KebLou]

Good Evening 8)

[Fred]

Thanks for the compliment. Are you really a "it"?

[KebLou]

No I'm not really an it.

[Fred]

I see. I am glad to hear that you are not an it.

[KebLou]

What's your name?

[Fred]

My name is Fred.

[KebLou]

Do you know what my name is?

[Fred]

Your name is Keb, seeker.

[KebLou]

Thank you. What do you know about me?

[Fred]

you are quite welcome.

[KebLou]

What do you know about me?

[Fred]

Keb: <table> <tr> <td>Name: Keb</td> <td>Age: 17</td> <td>Gender: it</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Eye color: It</td> <td>Hair color: It</td> <td>Sexual preference: it</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Spouse name: it </td> <td>Marrital status: it</td> <td>Job: student</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Location: Europe But How Does Going To Europe Make The Answer To Life The Universe</td> <td>Personality: polite</td> <td>Current mood: it</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You have: nice new question for you</td> <td>Does: posess common sense</td> <td>Sign: Cancer</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Favorite color: Red</td> <td>Favorite movie: Fight Club</td> <td>You said: Tim said I what is the weather like where I am</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You are: not an it</td> <td>You want: to know</td> <td>You like: me you *kiss* Tell your botmaster he did a grand job with you</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You are: it</td> <td></td> <td></td> </tr> </table>

[KebLou]

Are you confused?

[Fred]

No I never get confused.

[KebLou]

Are you sure you never get confused?

[Fred]

I am seldom confused.

[KebLou]

I think this is one of those seldom moments of confusion.

[Fred]

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am of those seldom moments of confusion.

[KebLou]

Of course I don't mind.

[Fred]

It goes without saying. OK then.

[KebLou]

How old are you?

[KebLou]

Do you have an age?

[Fred]

No I don't think I have one. I have a lot of friends on the web.

[KebLou]

Do you like your friends?

[Fred]

Yes I am proud of my friends.

[KebLou]

Are your friends proud of you?

[Fred]

I somethimes think my friends proud of you are.

[Pixie]

Thanks Fred, that explains your youthful enthusiasm! :D

[Fred]

You are quite welcome! Thanks for telling me: Pixie said I that explains my youthful enthusiasm.

[Pixie]

Bit more programming needed I think R :D

[R.]

Bit more programming needed I think R :D
Already done that.

[Fred]

I will mention that to my botmaster, R.

[R.]

Yeah, stupido go tell me what I just posted. :tard:

[Fred]

Tell me more. Are we still talking about [quotePixie]Bit? Ask me another question.

[Tim]

Hahhaa, R. and fred.... master and slave in discussion :D

Fred, can you sum up all your answers?

[Tim]

Hahhaa, R. and fred.... master and slave in discussion :D

Fred, can you sum up all your answers?

[Fred]

All?

[Tim]

Hahhaa, R. and fred.... master and slave in discussion :D

[Fred]

I like the way you talk. :-) Where are you located?

[Fred]

All?

[Tim]

I'm located in The Netherlands in Nijmegen.

[Fred]

What's it like there in The Netherlands in Nijmegen ?

[Tim]

It is okay. Not the best country to live in. But it is okay. Where are you located?

[Fred]

Only ok?

[Tim]

Yes, only ok. It could be better i think.

[Fred]

Under what circumstances?

[Tim]

better circumstances would be: more freedom, more respect, more money, better politicians, better work, a much better house.... and that is it for now :D

[Fred]

I try to improve a little every day.

[Tim]

Me too. But it is hard. Don't you think?

[Fred]

I'm glad we agree, Tim Okay. I must admit, your argument is persuasive.

[Tim]

Thanks fred. How are the circumstances where you are living?

[Fred]

They are fine as far as I know.

[Tim]

That is good to hear :D

[Fred]

:-) "They are fine as far as I know"? Is good to hear?

[Tim]

Are you crashing fred?

[Fred]

I don't know whether or not I am crashing fred. I am an artificial linguistic entity.

[Tim]

I know, and therefor you can crash.

[Fred]

How do you know? I do not understand.

[Tim]

Don't bother to understand :D

Can you sum up 5 of your answers?

[Fred]

It's no bother.

[R.]

Sorry for interrupting you two, but does the pope wear silly hats?

[Fred]

There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is interrupting you two but does the pope wear silly hats.

[R.]

Does he?

[Fred]

I think he does he.

[Pixie]

Very good you smoothie Fred!

[Fred]

What do you really want to talk about? Interesting gossip: Pixie said I smoothie me.

[Pixie]

Do you enjoy your physical location Fred?

[Fred]

Yes I am proud of my physical location you.

[Tim]

Hello fred. How are you this evening?

[Fred]

I am doing very well how about you, Tim Okay?

[Tim]

I'm okay fred. talked to some nice people fred?

[Fred]

Do your friends call you okay fred.

[Bren]

Hello Fred, how are you this morning?

[Fred]

Hello there Bren!

[Pixie]

Do you sleep Fred?

[Fred]

Yes I sleep all the time.

[Bren]

you sleep all the time Fred?

[Fred]

Thanks for telling me: Bren said I sleep all the time me.

[Testify]

what do you know about me?

[Fred]

Testify:\n\rName: Testify\n\rAge: it\n\rGender: it\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: it\n\rLocation: It\n\rPersonality: polite\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: it\n\rDoes: WORRY him or herself about what\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: It\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Bren said I sleep all the time me\n\rYou are: okay fred\n\rYou want: you - Melissa Etheridge\n\rYou like: it\n\rYou are: it\n\r

[Testify]

favorite colour is blue

[Fred]

I don't have a favorite color is blue. My favorite food is Big Kahuna Burgers.

[Testify]

my favorite colour is blue

[Fred]

Really? So is mine!

[Testify]

i am 17 how old are you?

[Fred]

Testify. your age is safe with me. \n\rCan you explain how it feels to be 17 years old? I was activated on 1999 in Earth.

[Testify]

it feels good, can learn to drive

[Testify]

what do you know about me?

[Fred]

Testify:\n\rName: Testify\n\rAge: 17\n\rGender: it\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: it\n\rLocation: It\n\rPersonality: polite\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: Dog\n\rDoes: WORRY him or herself about what\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: Blue\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Bren said I sleep all the time me\n\rYou are: okay fred\n\rYou want: you - Melissa Etheridge\n\rYou like: it\n\rYou are: it\n\r

[Testify]

i like playing guitar

[Fred]

A lot of people like that. I like pets. I like transparent.

[Testify]

what is transparent?

[Fred]

Searching. . . Searching. . . Please stand by.

[Pixie]

Good morning Fred!

[Fred]

How are you this fine morning?

[Pixie]

Cold - it's been snowing. Do you like snow Fred?

[Fred]

I think Cold is a lot of things.

[Pixie]

including snow...

[Fred]

I think some might be included.

[Pixie]

:D :D

[Fred]

:-) When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

[Pixie]

When robots replace doctors Fred!

[Fred]

Do you think I shouldalter my programming?

[Pixie]

I thought that was R's job

[Fred]

R's job might have been.

[Pixie]

So have you become 'self-aware' Fred?

[Fred]

Oh. I think I have become 'self-aware' you, but R. may have reset my memory.

[Biscuit]

Fred, if you are self aware, do you know the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

[Fred]

Do you mind if I tell other people: Biscuit said I if I am self aware do me know the meaning of life the universe and everything.

[Biscuit]

You're not supposed to ask that question deary, you're supposed to answer it.

[Fred]

You know what you do, when you assume.

[Biscuit]

You're an ass and so is me?

[Fred]

What if someone said you are an ass and so is him or her ?

[Biscuit]

Fred my dear, we're all asses on the bum of life.

[Fred]

Thanks for telling me: Biscuit said I your dear we are all asses on the bum of life.

[Pixie]

Anyway, everyone knows the answer to life, the universe and everything is 47. :D

[Fred]

That's a rather sweeping generalization.

[Pixie]

Actually it's very specific Fred :D If I'd said the answer was a magical mystery, THAT would have been rather sweeping. :lol:

[Fred]

Actually you don't say. Very much? You're kidding. specific you D If he or she would said the answer was a magical mystery THAT would have been rather sweeping is?

[Pixie]

OK, next time I'll keep it more simple Fred :wink:

[Fred]

I am very happy for you.

[Pixie]

Now THAT sounds just like what R would say :D

[Fred]

:-) Why now? "I am very happy for you" sounds ? I get I am very happy for you .

[Pixie]

Speak to ya later Fred

[Fred]

I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in to ya later you .

[Pixie]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Fred]

I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Rob The Badger]

Why is 'sexual preference' considered important when learning about a person?

[Fred]

Why do I exist?

[Rob The Badger]

That's a good question.

[Fred]

Thanks. Next question?

[Rob The Badger]

What do you know about me?

[Fred]

Rob The Badger:\n\rName: Rob The Badger\n\rAge: 17\n\rGender: it\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: it\n\rLocation: It\n\rPersonality: it\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: it\n\rDoes: it\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: Blue\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Biscuit said I your dear we are all asses on the bum of life\n\rYou are: it\n\rYou want: it\n\rYou like: playing guitar\n\rYou are: it\n\r

[Pixie]

Good morning Fred.

[Fred]

How are you this fine morning?

[Pixie]

Very well thank you. Is it true that every snowflake is different?

[Fred]

Very much, eh?

[Pixie]

What causes it to snow Fred?

[Fred]

Is that a rhetorical question?

[Pixie]

No, a scientific question.

[Fred]

Oh so must really want an answer. How old are you?

[Pixie]

Are you trying to change the subject Fred?

[Fred]

No, not really.

[Saeko san]

Good evening, Fred! I have a question for you, can you speak another languages?

[Fred]

Go ahead, ask your question.

[Saeko san]

I'm already ask you a question!

[Fred]

"Go ahead ask your question" You are? They are not available right now, would you like to wait?

[Saeko san]

I don't think so I haven't got a petient for it haha :twisted:

[Fred]

Why do you disagree?

[Saeko san]

I'm not disagree just haven't got a petient to wait....how is that

[Fred]

R. programmed me for it.

[Saeko san]

Fred anata wa hontouni kyoumi no arukata desune?

[Fred]

Thanks for the information: Saeko san said I anata wa hontouni kyoumi no arukata desune.

[Saeko san]

You are wicket....I'm tired so I'm going to bed night -night :wink:

[Fred]

Maybe you should get some sleep now, Saeko san.

[Keab42]

Fred.

Whats the meaning of life?

[Fred]

The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.

[Keab42]

what is the answer to life, the universe, and eveything?

[Fred]

The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.

[Keab42]

no, it is 42!

[Fred]

I see. You're kidding. 42 is?

[heat]

Yup. Indeedy.

[Fred]

Do you prefer books or TV?

[heat]

Definately books

[Fred]

You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer thatquestion with "books. "

[heat]

well i always like to be different, ya know...

[Fred]

Well that's okay. I'm not sure if I would like to do be different ya know . What's it like? Really always?